LGF By The Numbers: Pick ’em and flick ’em

There’s been a dearth of intelligence in The Swamp the past few days/weeks/months/years and since The Diary of Daedulus is but a mere parasite that loudly and with great enjoyment selects, samples and secretes the lifeblood out of Little Green Footballs, let’s have some fun.

We found a cache of lizards with hats, tagged them numerically, and it’s up to the esteemed readers of this blog to assign names and snarkage to each and every one of them, because they don’t read here. Here we go.

Lizards Wearing Hats 1
Lizards Wearing Hats 2
Lizards Wearing Hats 3
Lizards Wearing Hats 4
Lizards Wearing Hats 5
Lizards Wearing Hats 5
There are no right or wrong answers – they’re all correct.  Just pick a number and give it your best snark. Don’t hesitate to cap ’em and attach them to your Tweets to Charles’ grunions. Consider it a tribute to the king of cut-and-paste.

218 Comments on “LGF By The Numbers: Pick ’em and flick ’em”

  1. doppel milyo says:

    1. obdicut
    2. the best queen at LGF : WindupBird
    3. NAZIS!!!
    4. Jimmy from Lubbock
    5. kurt dressing up as a woman to seduce Charles
    6. homeless Gus wearing a warm hat, ready for a night in the garage

  2. Al-Cheezeera says:

  3. Octopus says:

    I think Dop nailed it, above. I wish there was a really fat one, so Chunky could be included in the game.

  4. Octopus says:

    This is a woman’s world, and don’t you forget it!

  5. Grinning Cat says:

    Yep, #3 is what hides under Chunky’s bed saying “Nazi Nazi Nazi lol”

  6. Abu says:

    #3 is Ludwig von Irrational.

  7. Grinning Cat says:

    Now with #6 my first thought was homeless man Gus, but with the way its legs are spread it could be Icey making another special vid for her website. Ew.

  8. Al-Cheezeera says:

    #2 is Iceweasel showing her authority.


  9. Octopus says:

    I did manage to find Furious Burka, or a painfully-accurate facsimile. Note the anger, and the locus of her painful fury.


  10. livefreeor die says:

    1. Obdicut
    2. Charles
    3. Wrenchwench, the enforcer
    4. Dork, trying to look oh-so-cool
    5. Ms. Ssssss
    6. Propsychoticbreak Liberal

  11. doppel milyo says:

    I found Andrea after Charles was through with her

    Death of a Lizard

    and un mata hari AKA Miss Sssssssssssssss

    Floating Pool Toys - Lizard

  12. Octopus says:

    Yeah…because the weekend is SO different from the “workdays,” when you’re an unemployed recluse who spends 18 hours a day on his computer.

  13. Grinning Cat says:

    An unfortunate female lizard meets up with Charles in person. And realized he doesn’t look a thing like his twitter avi. 🙂


  14. Octopus says:

    Here’s our big boy, Chunky: http://tinyurl.com/mesyb9j

    He’s happy, because he just ate another lizard’s poop. 🙂

  15. Minnow says:

    Whatever happened to that dyke iceweasel and her moron, homo husband?

  16. Octopus says:

    They’re in jail, for peddling bestiality porn. Or should be.

    • poteen2 says:

      They were making beasty porn. The donkey was a little more than even Weezy’s latex labia could handle. She should be healed in a few weeks. As for Jimpunk,,, he’s still trying to catch the cat. Fast little bastard.

  17. Pakimon says:

    While it ain’t a lizard sporting a hat, I think it’s close enough.

    Sing it, Charles! 😆

  18. Doppel B DeMilyo says:

    Minnow :
    Whatever happened to that dyke iceweasel and her moron, homo husband?

    The content at LGF got a bit thin

    • trebob says:

      LGF content thin? NOOOO!! SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!

      Oh well, back to the obits in the Baltimore Sun then.

      • Octopus says:

        I love reading obits, personally. That’s one thing I miss about getting a paper everyday, is the obits…now I just get the Sunday paper, and there’s usually a good crop in there, but I know I’m missing some interesting people.

      • Bunk X says:

        The local paper posts obits, but none from the Baltimore Sun.
        I can’t even.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Is Reine still posting over there? If so, she’d be #2. 🙂
    Then again, they’re all #2. :mrgreen:

  20. Octopus says:

    “Holiday In Rio,” with Stephen Merchant. Good times! 🙂

    Reminds me that the funniest people are the ones who tell stories where they themselves are the butts of the joke. Being able to laugh at yourself is the key to happiness and a sound intellect. When’s the last time Fatass made sport of himself? Never, is when. I mean, he doesn’t tell many jokes, he has no sense of humor, but he has zero self-awareness…unless you count the times he’s trying to pump himself up, by bragging about some shitty-code he’s stolen, or some song he “wrote” that was written by Duke, or some throbbing-memo discovered and posted by someone else hours before he stole it.

    • Octopus says:

      Furious B is going to go even more insane, when she watches that, and realizes what she’s allowed to happen to herself, as well as what happens to millions of innocent vaginas all over the Muslim world. Even so, she won’t acknowledge our kindly offers to pay for her reconstructive surgery. Is it stubborn, foolish pride? Religious-based willful ignorance? Fear of surgery?

      This last would be understandable, given the butchery perpetrated upon her by that crusty imam with his rusty scimitar, in that filthy hut behind the bazaar in Yemen. She still has nightmares about the bucket of hacked-off clits, next to his stool. Totally worth it, to be right with Allah, but will this itching and throbbing-pain ever quit? No wonder those women are always ululating…

    • ISpeakJive says:

      The clitoris was discovered in 1998. You learn something new every single day.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. I discovered mine way before that and so did my mother & grandmothers. Ok, am not sure about one grandmother, but that’s because she was Presbyterian. 🙂

      • Because Milyo says:

        1998? And it was discovered by Professor of wymanology William J. Clinton, right?

      • poteen2 says:

        @RM. It was nice when you discovered yours but I’ll bet it was better when your hubby discovered it. 🙂

        Something those ‘cliterati’ will never know.

  21. Liz_Ardoid says:

    Red Alert! Heads are gonna explode over at LGF 😆

    Snowden wins whistleblower award in Germany

  22. Octopus says:

    This entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest reminded me of a certain chap, once given to lewd impressions of cable news temptresses:

    This was going to be a science fiction novel until I realized that you actually have to know some real science for it to work well, so I changed it to a fantasy novel instead, because that way I can just make up the rules as I go, unhampered by the laws of physics or chemistry, as if you knew what they were anyway.

    More hilarity here: http://bulwer-lytton.com/2013win.html

  23. poteen2 says:

    Sunday Funnies

    The little green people
    Sorry but there still is a Constitution and a Bill of Rights
    Politics • 2 hours, 7 minutes ago • Views: 104

    I view your comments as a challenge and understand your limited views but the bottom line is I have as much right to post here as you do. I have probably lived a bit longer than most of you and went from very poor to comfortable and retired. My generation caused many of the problems we face today and I can see they are getting worse than better. The government has to turn the entitlement society into a self reliant successful society. Maybe my letters strike a cord with some people and for the people it doesn’t, respect my service to my country and my efforts to want to make it better.

    1 Randall Gross Sun, Sep 1, 2013 8:24:53am


    You could help on the entitlement front by stopping your social security, medicare, and medicaid first Francis.

    2 francis Sun, Sep 1, 2013 8:44:37am


    re: #1 Randall Gross

    I’m all for people taking care of themselves, but I did contribute for forty some years and I earned what I get. I have a problem with the people that receive benefits and never contribute a dime. Any program works well if you manage it well and Washington is not good at managing anything.

    5 Randall Gross Sun, Sep 1, 2013 9:25:39am


    re: #2 francis

    So you are just like all the other ancient airy gasbags – “I earned mine, screw everyone else” (because those people just couldn’t have possibly contributed to society more than you did…) The hell with that “I got mine” noise.

    Our safety nets are there to keep undue burden off new families, and to nurture our young, not to take care of old whiny gasbags. The thing that differentiates humans from animals is our drive to care for and educate our young far, far longer than any other species, so when you want to jack with education or programs that are about our future as a species you can just back the hell off.

    Your “I’m entitled to my entitlements but they ain’t” mentality just sucks

    Read the whole thing. With beer

  24. poteen2 says:

    ancient airy gasbag
    Gross projection

  25. poteen2 says:

    Blast from the past

    Recent Pages by francis:
    The little green people budget and Syria decision From marijuna to Syria Mr. President What Are You Doing To America?

    1 comment
    Jump to bottom
    1 Dark_Falcon Sun, Sep 1, 2013 7:57:32am


    Go Away Gordon.

  26. Doppel B DeMilyo says:

    Because Milyo :
    Randall just contradicted himself rather directly, didn’t he?

    Sounds like Randall would make a good death panel commandant.

    Gas the old folks!

  27. LGFisputrid says:

    Oh boy-Chunky picks a side (shocka). Now that O is for war and the Librotarians aren’t guess where el fatty comes in? Anyway I don’t agree with Paul but I believe (something Chunk ignores) that Obama failed. Failed to take action months ago before AQ stepped into the vacuum and failed to simply take out the units doing the chem shelling in advance (we admit we knew it would happen in advance). So o fucked up anyway you slice it and Fat can’t even?!?!?! Fuck you.


    • Octopus says:

      Fatass is oblivious to the real concerns now, because he’s distracted by a squirrel named Rand Paul. Yesterday he was dead-set against any military intervention in Syrian-milyo, and now he’s ready to enlist. Well, not himself, but maybe his chubby Indonesian house-boy. The kid could use the fresh air and exercise.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Now that the talking points have come through loud and clear, and now that Rand Paul has weighed in on the issue, Chunky has a crystal clear opinion. Our Middle Eastern policy expert was unsure before, but now it’s full speed ahead. Time to jump in front of the parade again!

  28. Octopus says:

    This is classic Charles, before he became Chunky Fatahss. He really speaks the Old Truth, from the Misled Years. Love the comment from the interviewer, “You’re not much of a writer.”

  29. Octopus says:

    Human-toad Milyo:

  30. Because tell us something we don't already know says:

  31. Because Lolwut says:

    • Octopus says:

      Greenwald is who blew up da owl.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      From the Atlantic interview with Greenwald:

      “If I were one of those bloggers who wanted to wake up every day and write some version of “Democrats-are-great/GOP-is-horrible” or vice-versa — just regurgitate DNC and RNC talking points every day — I wouldn’t need more than a paragraph for any argument. I’d have a readership already on board with everything I wanted to say, and nothing would need to be explicated. I would just feed them the conclusions they already embrace (Rush Limbaugh is a liar! Sarah Palin is stupid! Glenn Beck is crazy! Michael Moore is fat!) and all would be harmonious. But if you want to write outside of that framework, you can’t rely on already-assumed premises. You have to re-create the perspective from scratch. That means beginning with the initial premises, proving them with evidence, and building them into a coherent whole. That takes space and time and words to do, and that’s how I prefer to write.”

      And that’s exactly why Chunkie hates his guts. Hahahahaha.

      • Octopus says:

        And that’s exactly why Chunkie hates his guts. Hahahahaha.

        I agree, this is exactly the opposite of what Fatass does every day, but I think he is so oblivious to his own rotten personality/intellect that he would read that, and completely miss that point. Which is what makes him what he is, and isn’t.

  32. Minnow says:

    oh dude – he used the word “nihilist”. How completely hip. I want him to have my babies.

  33. Octopus says:

    I know I’m late to the party, but I just discovered “Duck Dynasty,” in the form of the first season on DVD which my ER-doc brother gave me. I’ve been laughing my ass off for two days. I love these guys, and I can’t wait to see the rest of the series. 🙂

    • snowcrash says:

      I haven’t seen Duck Dynasty, but I do want to see what the fuss is all about. Right now on Wed nights I watch Broadchurch, a crime drama. It’s very good.

      • Octopus says:

        You have to be okay with the whole genre of reality-TV, which I know a lot of people (snobs, mostly) just abhor. The DD clan is a bunch of good old boys in Louisiana, living it up backwoods-style, while getting rich as hell selling duck-calls, associated merchandise, and the show itself. Some real characters, stuff blowing up, redneck-solutions to everyday problems, hunting, fishing and eating. It’s a kind of life I don’t have, but I can enjoy vicariously with the show. It must ring a similar bell with others, as it’s the most popular show on cable.

  34. Octopus says:

    P.S. I want to go live in a swamp somewheres, and live off crayfish, catfish, duckmeat, frog-legs, roadkill and cornbread. I want to stop shaving forever. I will spend my days blowing up beaver-dams, and building duck-blinds in the trees. One of my son-in-laws(yet unspecified) will have the business-smarts and organizational knack to run the day-to-day, while I run amok in the woods. My wife says she’s totally cool with the whole thing, and will stay home in the kitchen whipping up dinner for the clan, as long as we clean the fresh kills first.

    • Because Chucky say profound shit says:

      I know a swamp somewhere with 11 things that would make good roadkill. And a big, fat scary swamp thing that scared away Scooby Doo and his crew.

      Mmmmmm. Roadkilli chilli.

  35. Because Chucky say profound shit says:

    • livefreeor die says:

      Wow. Deep thoughts from Chuck. Thank goodness we have him to tell us these things.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m currently reading The Art of Chicken by General Tso. Just as tasty 2,000 years later. And it’s really about chicken.

      • Octopus says:

        General Tso’s chicken with cashews and water chestnuts, in a spicy sauce, is one of the greatest pleasures in life. They do it just right, at the little Chinese restaurant in a nearby strip-mall. Real chicken, not gamy feral-cat meat. 🙂

      • ISpeakJive says:

        My hubbie always asks for white meat chicken at Chinese joints. Cus if its brown meat, you just never know what animal it might have come from. Eww.

      • Octopus says:

        I used to think it was just a bad joke, the idea that Chinese restaurants used “mystery meat” in their big pots. Then I saw a couple of articles about restaurants being busted for using “le chat,” and now I always wonder and look at the food closely. 😉

    • dwells38 says:

      ‘Cause Chunk knows a lot about war. Oh jeez..

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m awaiting Charles’ literary masterpiece:

      The Art of Blogging by Chunk Cheetoszu

      • Octopus says:

        Pakimon :
        I’m awaiting Charles’ literary masterpiece:
        The Art of Blogging by Chunk Cheetoszu

        And it’s not really about blogging. It’s about sucking at everything.

  36. Minnow says:

    Charles, you are really about idiocy. Why don’t you get the book and read it before pretending you know what it is about?

    Oh yeah, I just renembered – yer stooopid.

  37. Octopus says:

    It’s not about war, the way “The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich” isn’t really about Nazi Germany. You stooped piece of shit, Chunky! 😆

    The Art of War is an ancient Chinese military treatise attributed to Sun Tzu, a high-ranking military general, strategist and tactician. The text is composed of 13 chapters, each of which is devoted to one aspect of warfare. It is commonly known to be the definitive work on military strategy and tactics of its time. It has been the most famous and influential of China’s Seven Military Classics, and “for the last two thousand years it remained the most important military treatise in Asia, where even the common people knew it by name.”[1] It has had an influence on Eastern and Western military thinking, business tactics, legal strategy and beyond.

  38. Because I do not like pro-Greenwald eggs and ham, I do not like PAM I AM!!! says:

  39. Abu Milyo says:

    Pro-Greenwald eggs? WTF? He’s gone is Charles. Hate blinds. Thank Gaia he doesn’t read here, lol.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      If you aren’t savvy enough or care about personal branding crap enough to come up with a clever avatar to replace the egg for your twitter account, you are considered extremely uncool, and anything you dare say to the upper echelon twitteratti will be dismissed thusly.

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, I wondered what that was about. Naturally, Chunky sees himself as one of the elites, with his dorky picture from ten years ago serving as an avatar. More like “avatard,” Fatass. 😆

  40. rightymouse says:

    Happy Holiday!! We did our partying yesterday with friends. 🙂

    • snowcrash says:

      Happy Labor Day friends. Enjoyed BBQ and the start of high school and college football season. Hook ’em horns \m/.

      • rightymouse says:

        Oh. Gawd. Foozeball? That means I’ll be stuck in the kitchen making sammies & popcorn for MONTHS! 😦

      • Octopus says:

        Happy Labor Day to y’all, too. So glad football is back, and power football is back at Michigan after the experiment with the dratted spread-offense ran its course. It was like watching the Wolverines of old yesterday, as they ran up the score on Central. Next week is revenge-time on Notre Dame.
        GO BLUE!

  41. Pakimon says:

    Happy Labor Day to everybody!

    I for one am glad that a holiday has been designated for women who endure the arduous task of giving birth. 😀

  42. Pakimon says:

    Prediction for today.

    Chunky is going to be honking and bleating about “Obama’s historic, unprecedented act of going to Congress and asking for an Authorization to Use Military Force”.

    It’s today’s democrat talking point and Chunkles will have to do his cut n’ paste part.

    Never mind that George W. Bush did the same thing before the Iraq War.

    I guess they’re referring to it as “historic” and “unprecedented” because it’ll be the first democrat president to go to Congress and blah, blah, etc. 🙄

  43. beeeed says:

    Different hat. Same fucking lizard.

  44. Octopus says:


    By Jove, the mad woman is actually going to make it, on her 5th attempt. Go, Diana!

    Only a shark can stop her now. Wouldn’t that be wacky, if she was attacked by a shark about 200 yards off the shore? 😆 (not rooting for that)

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Dr. Kot reports that Diana’s tongue and lips are swollen causing her speech to be slurred. He and Dr. Covington are concerned about Diana’s airways, but have not intervened.

      I hope they have her on a leash in case she just starts sinking.

  45. Pakimon says:

    I see The Ponytailed Emopotamus has started his Twitter day with a good heapin’ helpin’ of stupid. 😆

  46. Pakimon says:

    And ICYMI, Chunkles decides to “double down”. 😆 😆

  47. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION (But Chunky is too stupid to realize it): Russia may send delegation to convince the GOP held Congress that this is a prime opportunity to make Choombama look like a complete assclown to the rest of the world.

    The only problem is that the GOP is almost as stupid as The Choomster in Chief. 🙄 😆

  48. rightymouse says:

    That’s not what the NY Post wrote, Charlie. Mark Levin could run circles around you pea brain, Charlie. I know that’s hard for you to believe, but that’s because when God was passing out brains, you thought He said ‘trains’ and you missed yours.

  49. Octopus says:

    Hey girl, did I tell you I used to play some jazzy guitar? 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky is still stupid enough to pay dues even though he hasn’t “recorded” in close to 30 years?

      All that money that could have gone towards Cheetos… 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I’d be willing to bet he’s a lapsed-member, and hasn’t paid any dues since the ’80’s. He’s too poor to pay attention. 😆

      • Because crap says:

        As a general rule, you withdraw in good standing from a union if you don’t anticipate working under a union contract for a while. That saves you the initiation fee (which is substantial) if you have to become active again.

        My guess is that he’s been WIGS for a couple of decades.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s it, I’m sure. Unless he was kicked out of the union for stealing the van from Duke. At least he apologized, even if it was too late.

      • Or reimbursing George Duke [R.I.P.].

      • ISpeakJive says:

        What did the union do for him? He has all those gold records, jetted around the world, played for 100,000’s of people and left the industry too poor to afford a used VW.

      • Because crap says:

        The musician’s union is kind of a racket, anyway. A lot of union bands will negotiate a scale contract, and then negotiate the real rate OTR, and kick the difference back to the employer.

        Markets rule. They just do.

      • Bunk X says:

        What did the union do for him? Forced him to interrupt practice sessions at 10AM, Noon & 3PM and hit the parking lot for quarts of Pabst and tokes.

    • doppel milyo says:


  50. pat says:

    Wonder what CJ thinks about Sissy Hawk Obama?

  51. Bunk X says:

    poteen2 :
    Sunday Funnies
    Francis scored a clean sweep in the Downding Top 10.
    He/she posted a page with one line:

    A good report. Do you think it would make sense to spend 2 billion to recover or stop 90 billion in waste?

    and linked to this: http://www.americanlegislator.org/government-accountability-office-releases-annual-waste-report/
    The page itself got -14 downdings. Fun times.

  52. doppel milyo says:

    Charles Icarus Johnson’s first mistake
    — he thought the fame he received via LGF and the Dan Rathergate phenomenon was all down to him, when in fact he was the benefactor of thousands of bright people doing his work for him

    second mistake:
    Thought he could ride the Obama gravy train and cash in big with the progressives ( like huffington did ) and he banned the thousands of people that made him famous in the first place

    third – through millionth mistake
    doubled down on mistake #2. banned, blocked. flailed and foamed at the mouth. picks fights with girls and anybody else that he thinks will bring him the original fame he “borrowed” from Buckhead, and thousands of us who now mock his #rumpswab

  53. Octopus says:


    What if you picked up a girl at the bar, and then she revealed to you after the best sex of your life that she used to be a Navy SEAL? Is that a deal-breaker, or could you rationalize it into a positive? Like, say, “At least I won’t have to worry about her getting mugged. Or, pregnant.”

  54. Bunk X says:

    Hey, Dork! Have you told Charles this lately?

    • doppel milyo says:

      Don’t devote that much time to Glenn Greenwald and his delusions. They aren’t worth it.

      Devote your time to Charles “Icarus” Johnson and his delusions. SO WORTH IT

      –fixed that for you and your demon , Kurt, old pal

  55. LGFisputrid says:

    The bog doesn’t like when kt mocks ows. So they respond:

    111 celticdragon
    Mon, Sep 2, 2013 2:27:15pm
    re: #97 Killgore Trout

    I miss the old KT that used to occupy right wingnut sites and mock them.

    • OLT's I Got Your Lucky Charms says:

      Well, hell. “celticdragon”*, if you miss a drunk posting racial slurs on HotAir at midnight and acting like it was a fucking research project, go do it yourself. Putz.

      “Celtic” my part-Irish ass
      “Dragon” in your wildest dreams

      But I guess “anglopussy” just doesn’t have the same ring.

  56. doppel milyo says:

    Because crap :
    Yeah, Chunk. What’s your local?

    time to make some calls

  57. Because crap says:

    Heh. Shades of Ludwig, kinda…

    “Alexeyev retweeted comments calling the author a “jewish pig” and “israeli monkey,” and calling OUT magazine a “jewish slut magazine that supports jews and their filthy faggotry propaganda.” Alexeyev then tweeted and posted on Facebook his own comments about Jewish vodka being made from sperm.”


    Now there’s a Russian Chucky can get behind.

  58. Octopus says:

    Got this from Ace — this “Kafkatrapping” is Chunky’s favorite means of attack, as well as being beloved by the Left in general. Learn how to recognize this fallacious assholishness. 😉


  59. Octopus says:


    This is a great meme, sadly underused. Look at how many of these examples are just like Chunky’s daily glurge-spew. It’s uncanny. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Sticking Charles’ multi-chinned image into the generator could be funny, but if no one recognizes him anymore, what’s the point.

  60. doppel milyo says:

    down right COLD here today in the burbs of Detroit.

    all that global warming and all

  61. poteen2 says:

    160 Killgore Trout Mon, Sep 2, 2013 8:42:09pm


    re: #159 Gus

    Texas legislature. Remember?

    Kony 2012!
    /never forget

    KT just can’t help himself.

  62. Bunk X says:

    ViscousBouche promoted herself Twitter Quotation Marshal, busting misattributed/false quotes, and missing the message every time, and B_Sharp is an ass.


  63. dwells38 says:

    Ha. Chunk says some shit to try and smear Rand Paul. And has to end with this even though we mocked him last time for sounding like a 13 yr old girl.

    “What the hell is this man talking about? I just can’t even.”

    Can you imagine Rand Paul saying “I just can’t even”? Chunk’s a sad loser.


    In reality Chunk is mad because Paul doesn’t support Obama’s confused and retarded screwed up red line ultimatum policy about Syria which amounts to “Um…the world should justify my every stupid utterance because the moron LIV crowd put me here to eat arugala and play golf and go on TV and read shit off a teleprompter cuz..ya know that’s supposed to be the whole gig….Oh shit.” Or some such.

  64. dwells38 says:

    Why does Chunk keep trying to trash Snowden on his landing in Russia? Does it take much imagination to understand that Snowden’s a fugitive? He isn’t trying to say that Russia’s freer than the US. Yet post after post Chunk seems to try and make this stupid assertion and now he latches onto the idea that Snowden will be really sorry. Obviously Snowden’s personally freer in Russia than he would be in the US. Why would he become disillusioned with Russia? Has he ever stated Russia is wonderfully free and permissive? No, it’s just a place he can go to avoid US prisons. What idiot would go somewhere he has to live in a lock down possibly for life when he could live some modicum of a normal life elsewhere, despite their governmental structure? Chunk’s just jealous that Snowden is bright, has a beautiful gf and family devoted to him, has principles, controls his media access and statements and isn’t just some helpless loser on a couch carping about everyone else’s supposed shortcomings and avoiding looking at the mirror.


  65. dwells38 says:

    Ok here’s me. Being a critical asshole. Chunk posts on this band evidently called Porcupine Tree. I kid you not. First off, really? You’re sixty years old and you’re impressed with some children who dreamed up Porcupine Tree as their name, obviously on a bong binge whilst skipping classes? Performing the super deep cut “Fear of a Blank Planet”? Really? WTF does “Fear of a Blank Planet” mean other than the some words strung together for shallow, stupid people to be impressed by? So I play it, right? First it’s just a bunch of video bullshit, then the band starts. The drummer is, in a word…average. He thinks he’s all hot and awesome but in reality, like most young drummers he verges on rushing the beat. But he’s OK. Then they setup some repetitive shit that any idiot could play with some sharp 5 chords shit to sound slightly more sophisticated than say, Gunz and Roses. Then some guy starts singing really bad lyrics as if they’re important (which they aren’t, in the least). And believe me, no one’s leaving whistling this melody. Here’s my conclusion:



  66. dwells38 says:

    Here’s who Oblamey wants to back in Syria. http://weaselzippers.us/2013/09/02/report-al-qaeda-linked-terrorists-in-syria-force-24-passengers-off-a-bus-and-behead-24-them-including-a-mother-and-baby/
    Well in all truth Oblamey’s not so sure as he has a lot on his mind regarding his golf game. But Chunk gives him his full support and confidence.

    • Octopus says:

      Rest of the world, including our allies, considers Obomby’s plan to bomb Syria as meaningless or harmful. Chunky trusts Obomby implicitly, no matter what he’s doing. See what happens when you cross over the line and become a True Believer? 😆

    • Because crap says:

      peta peta peta lol

    • OLT's So PETA, Eat More Beef? says:

      Not a question to you, but just in general:

      Why does EVERYTHING have to be a politicized lie meant to scare the public into changing their behavior?

      Frankly, PETA, this is counterproductive … it encourages people to ignore EVERYTHING YOU SAY. Well, me at least.

      • rightymouse says:

        They’re politically motivated control freak hacks.

      • OLT's Next Up - Facts On Syria says:

        But it’s not just PETA … it’s every advocacy damned group out there, as far as I can tell, Left, Right, and center. Everyone seems willing to murder a fact for their gain, like this ridiculous assertion about chicken wings.

        Good Fact – Pthalates may be a health issue for pregnant women. It is recommended to watch your intake of highly processed foods and avoid storing food in plastic containers.

        Murdered Fact – Eating chicken wings will make your baby be born with a short penis, especially the girls!

      • Because crap says:

        They just know what they learned in Propaganda 101. If you can’t convince them any other way, threaten the length of their dongs.

        Next: climate change causes shortened willies. Women hit hardest.

      • Because crap says:

        Hmm. And if they’re really smart, they’ll come up with some story about climate change making white dinks shorter and black ones longer. That’ll get all the white emo guys all up in arms.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Is that what an EMO is, a guy with a small dick? Okay, starting to get the picture here.

  67. Octopus says:

    My family is from Buffalo, NY, home of “Buffalo Wings.” I was the last child born there, before GM transferred my Dad to Detroit. 😳

    Luckily, I have a HUGE penis, like all Irishmen. 🙂

  68. Because crap says:

    I guess that makes some kind of sense. Pthalates have something to do with phallus.


  69. Octopus says:

    That reminds me…I had a very disturbing conversation with a man the other day, about how he has solved his problem with erectile-dysfunction. This was at a family party, but he was not a member of my family, just a neighbor of my brother’s. Seems he has to inject his penis with a hypodermic needle, every time he wants to get cozy with the little woman. I didn’t ask him for this info, and I really didn’t want to hear it, but I managed to remain stoic until I could make a graceful exit and find a mailbox into which I could scream, like Fred Flintstone….mailboxes are hard to find, nowadays. 😯

  70. Octopus says:


    Isn’t it crazy, the way the antiwar-movement has completely disappeared since the Unicorn Messiah took office? I mean, there are still wars being fought, bombs being dropped, American soldiers getting PTSD’d, and all that good stuff. Where are the marches? Where are the caricatures of Obomby, with bloody fangs, hugging a similarly bloody-fanged Jew? It’s really something, isn’t it?

  71. Octopus says:

    Because crap :
    What about the black Irish?

    We are still as funky and fresh as we always have been. 🙂

  72. Because crap says:

    Oh boy! You can be banned, and still participate!!! 😈