Another Howler…

I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted a thread here, let alone two in a row, but when my eyebrow races to the top of my forehead, I feel compelled to act.

So here we go:

cj pj media geller fib

OK first off, there were actually TWO pictures from that night that fit that description:

cj geller3 cj geller

Second*, as documented by Geller’s thread about the night in question, there is evidence that, well, Johnson is completely full of shit (update: Geller has appeared to have altered her blog, and these images are no longer visible vie the prior link. Here is the archived link):

cj pj media supper geller

Um…that does not appear to be “thousands of people”, nor does it look like it was just 5 minute visit, nor does it look like doing everything to avoid her. In fact, it looks like they were having a great time together.

(this is just too easy)


137 Comments on “Another Howler…”

  1. Octopus says:

    Busted again! 😆

    Lying liars that lie cannot escape the BRC.

  2. Octopus says:

    Looks like Chunky had the salmon. With some white wine. What else?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Noticed that. For some reason, I think that’s hilarious!

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky really loves his salmon, when he can get someone to prepare it for him. He’ll eat his frozen salmon-popsicles at home, but can never remember how to make them soft and warm, in the hotboxer-thing by the fridge. So confusing. 😕

  3. Well if he was doing “everything he could”, he definately sucks at avoiding people, in any case.

    And of course, as we all know he had nothing but good things to say about her for quite a few years.

  4. Because Milyo says:

    Look at all that milyo.

  5. doppel Haiku plot says:

    anybody else notice that gross stain behind his head , on the wall?

  6. doppel Haiku plot says:

    oops. forgot to change my name so I owe a haiki

    the pony tail grease
    it meets the restaurant wall
    it leaves a record

  7. doppel unsolved mysteries says:

    and look now normal Charles looks in that last photo.
    WTF happened to him to turn him into that paranoid blobfish?


    • Abu oyliM says:

      Yeah, Charles was only 225lbs in that photo.
      What do you suspect that wall stain is?

      • Octopus says:

        Clearly, it’s raw sebum leaking from his ‘do. He didn’t have time to shower, before dinner. The bacteria acting on the secretions from his overactive sebaceous glands must have created a pungent aroma, which could have put off any semi-interested females.

  8. doppel unsolved mysteries says:

    the last photo looks like she would have masturbated to HIM

    and for the next forever, it’s the other way around

  9. Medchemmer says:

    Maybe he though the camera taking pictures of the event was a menu board, so in his mind pictures didn’t exist?

  10. Octopus says:

    The “thousands of people” must be just outside the frame, milling around. Maybe windmilling around. I hope Chunky was able to make good his escape from the besotted Ms. Geller, by blending in with the crowd and slinking away.

  11. Octopus says:

    Speaking of windmilling around, the fine people of Holland, MI have a quaint little celebration each spring called the “Tulip Festival.” They have a cool dancing parade, featuring some authentic Dutch dancing, in wooden shoes, as seen below. At 3:55, you can witness the Famous Windmill Dance, which is my personal favorite. Luckily, Sir Lewd-Freak has never attempted to ventilate one of these windmill-dancing sluts with his crooked lance. To my knowledge, anyway.

    • Your mentioning of Holland brought back memories of a couple of books that I had to read.

      One of my favorite books that I read when I was much younger was Corrie Ten Boom’s “The Hiding Place”. Had to read it for a book report at 11 years of age. Needless to say, it’s hard to understand that kind of tortured life when you are so young.

      Another one that springs to mind is “God’s Smuggler”, about a man known as “Brother Andrew” and his daring exploits to smuggle Bibles behind the Iron and later Bamboo Curtain.

      Well worth checking out, and both will leave you short of breath in places.

  12. O. Nose! says:

    “Thousands of people” were at that launch party, eh? Right. Sure.
    Where was it held? Madison Square Garden?

    And this is the same Chucklehead who just launched into a tirade against Jim Hoft for puffing up numbers! 🙄

  13. Octopus says:

    Let’s sabotage and undermine the most progressive President we’ve ever had, instead. Now that’s a winning strategy! 40 minutes ago

    The Unicorn Messiah is back to being a stone liberal, again. The whipsawing is making people dizzy, in the Twitterverse. The center cannot hold. The falcon cannot hear the falconer. Windmill-dance with me, Pamela!

    • dwells38 says:

      I see he’s pushing the term progressive. Yes we’re progressing toward a 170 year old concept called Marxism. Let’s lean forward toward tried and died torturous and lethal social experiments from a century or more ago.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Noticed that The Chunkster is wearing the same black t-shirt in the above photos and the “CJ Songified” videos.

    Chunky always was the “fashion plate” in Husky Blogger action wear.

    I’m just surprised that he hasn’t mixed in an orange jumpsuit or two in the past years.

    He could wipe the Cheetos residue of his hands and nobody would notice.

    Talk about a fantastic mixture of convenience and style… 😆

  15. Pakimon says:

    Helpful suggestion or stern warning to a Bog sycophant? You decide. 😆

  16. Pakimon says:

    And it is another beautiful Saturday morning which means it’s Weekend Zen Sooper Happy Fun Time!

    Pakimog e-mailed Pam Gellar repeatedly this past week asking if she had any videos of herself in a thong doing yoga but for some strange reason she never replied back.

    Oh well, Pakimog try again next week.

    Now, to business:

    Pakimog note that it is summer and nice outside. What better way to prepare for yoga than to engage in lot of outdoor warmup stretchiness?

  17. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say here is outdoor stretchiness part 2. Cheetosmaste!

    Now Pakimog await for inevitable sharp-eyed critique and grooming tips of/for stretchy girl. 😀

  18. Octopus says:

    Everyone into their bodysuits, for Morning Stretchy Time!

    Nice warmup, Pakimog. Have sharp rocks at ready. I sense invasion of Hairy People. 😯


    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog ready!

      Maybe we see another fantasy video of women barking orders at men pulling truck that women forgot to gas up in first place!

      Maybe we see accurate video of women serving sammiches and beer to hungry and thirsty men after menfolk fix mess made by womenfolk!

      We shall see! 😀

    • rightymouse says:

      Octo, darls. That’s a repeat. If you think this video is about yoga for fitness, think again. This one is all about getting the males of our species all jacked up for no reason at all.

      • Pakimon says:

        Pakimog say video may be repeat but it is “classic”.

        Much like “Star Spangled bikini exercise girl with Purple Mountains Majesty and Fruited Plain and Fertile Valley and Whatnot” video. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. Well those were all about getting the men all jacked up too! **sniff**

      • Octopus says:

        “Men of a certain age” need some “jacking-up,” now and again. Got to keep the juices flowing, and the engine humming. Otherwise…Tony Soprano. Bada-bing. 😦

      • Because Milyo says:

        Changing the tranny fluid on an old tranny can blow out the seals. Fact.

    • dwells38 says:

      It’s like I always say: If you don’t have a giant wedgy….then your’re NOT TRYING!!! 🙂

  19. swamprat says:

    Spying on everybody is “pragmatic”

    The NSA story has exposed a real divide between the absolutist ideological fantasyland left and the real-world pragmatic left. 8 hours ago

    It’s what “the most progressive president we’ve ever had” has to do!

    Let’s sabotage and undermine the most progressive President we’ve ever had, instead. Now that’s a winning strategy! 6 hours ago
    Todays word is

    I know, right? Pragmatism. Totally insane concept. It’ll never work. 7 hours ago

    The NSA story has exposed a real divide between the absolutist ideological fantasyland left and the real-world pragmatic left. 8 hours ago

    I’ve looked at life from both sides now, and I’ll take pragmatism thank you. 7 hours ago

    • swamprat says:

      So when most progressive President we’ve ever had, decides to undermine the Constitution, spy on everyone, neuter the second amendment, etc; why that’s “pragmatic”.

      But when Geller makes what she sees as a, well, “pragmatic” decision to side with Vlaams Belang’s fight against Muslim Dominionists?

      Racist! Racist! Racist!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’ve looked at life from both sides now, and I’ll take pragmatism thank you. 7 hours ago

      TRANSLATION: I’ve managed to make both sides despise me so I’ll try to see if I can ingratiate myself with “the moderates”.

      Good luck with that, Chunkles! 😆

  20. Pakimon says:

    I see Chunky is trying to now reinvent himself as “The Pragmatic Ponytailed Blogger” 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah the Communist Chinese are pragmetic too. Why wait around until someone stirs up opposition by way of free speech protections? Instead, just throw them in the gulag at the slightest hint and wreck their lives.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Let’s see how Chunky’s newfound “pragmatism” is working out…

    Chunky’s not an Obama Loyalist! Nosireeee! 😆

  22. Pakimon says:

    I guess being “pragmatic” in The Realm Of The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail means slavishly slobbering over and worshiping The Unicorn Messiah! Who knew? 😆

    And Chunky’s non-stop self-beclowning rolls on…

  23. Pakimon says:

    ICYMI: Chunkles is now a “moderate”. After pissing off “both sides”, what else is a Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger to do? 😆

    Note: Sorry for my “repeating myself Chunky moment”. It must’ve been caused by the Cheetos and Mountain Dew I had for breakfast.

    • Pakimon says:

      Can’t be too hard on The Chunkster.

      After all, he’s in the process of “evolving”… 🙄 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Translation: I should know pragmatism. I lied about and mischaracterized the intentions and beliefs of all my former friends, colleagues, and commenters and said they brainwashed me to be on the right. It was just more pragmatic than saying: “ya know I’ve decided I want to be a liberal socialist. It goes better with my ponytail.”

  24. swamprat says:


    Today’s talking points are brought to you by the letter “P”!

    Moar “P” words
    presuming, presumptuous, pretentious, proud, pompous,

  25. rightymouse says:

    Thank you Octo & Paki for those visions of gyrating visions of female advertisements for Brazilian wax. Here’s one that will show what REALLY goes on in yoga.

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say Yoga and Brooklyn make bad mix.

      If women bark orders at stubbly stick man, he would cry.

      No beer and sammiches for him!

      • rightymouse says:

        I’d give beer & sammies to these guys any day of the week. :mrgreen:

      • poteen2 says:

        @ Righty.
        You’ll find they likely prefer Mimosas and Quiche,,,,, and waxing each other.

      • rightymouse says:

        Can you say ‘woof’?? I know you can. 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        Alert! Alert! Incoming bulgy men in speedos attack!

        Time to start chucking rocks! And a bikini exercise video counterstrike! 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        Chick will get melanoma in ten years. Mark my words.

      • rightymouse says:

        And her feet were dirty!!!

      • Octopus says:

        I always feel kind of bad, when I see women getting all hot and bothered over dancers like these guys. About 90% of them are gay, and the other 10%, kind of “flexible.” 😆

        On the other, we fellas have about the same chance of hooking up with the age-inappropriate females we like to drool over, so it all evens out in the end.

      • Octopus says:

        rightymouse :
        Chick will get melanoma in ten years. Mark my words.

        Pakimog moved on to little sister, by then. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      And anorexic!!
      You need to make HER some sammies!

      • Pakimon says:

        All this talk of sammiches make Pakimog hungry!

        Since cavemate girl off spending Pakimog’s hard earned clams, Pakimog will make own sammich!

        A BIG sammich! 😀

    • Octopus says:

      That was actually hilarious. I sent it to my younger kid, who happens to do yoga. 😉

      • Octopus says:

        Talking about the Underminer, above…see also, the Underminer at Total Foods (the other place my kid likes to hang out and spend my hard-earned money). 🙂

  26. poteen2 says:

    Charlie’s pragmatic, and so is Obama, only if pragmatic means ‘lying little pussy’.

  27. Doppel B DeMilyo says:

    It was very pragmatic when he busted that tea party guy wearing a confederate generals hat

    Confederate hats
    Pragmatists always spot them
    When no one else does

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. Very factual & reality-based too. Charlie’s amazing. Simply amazing!!

    • dwells38 says:

      It was great when he was corrected he tried to sound like his backing off to reserved judgement status…for now, was real big of him. He was implying the guy was probably wearing that air cavalry hat because he THINKS it’s a rebel army hat. All the while Chunk’s an asshat.

  28. ISpeakJive says:


  29. Because Milyo says:

    Pragmatic? Are they going to start in again with the New Whig Party?

  30. WTFHappenedtoLGF says:

    Obviously such a salvo would get insta-deleted and its user perma-banned, but has anyone ever just come right out and said on his site: “Charlie, my lad, this entire political journey — your j’accuse manifesto — can be boiled down very simply. You wanted to nail a MILF-y Long Island Jewess, she laughed you off, and you’ve responded with a nigh-unto psychotic breakdown. Get help. If it’s not CAIR money — and really, what would they be paying for at this point — then nothing else makes sense. Cherchez la femme, my children.”

    I mean I would pay good money to see the Swamp’s reaction to that.

  31. WTFHappenedtoLGF says:

    On the other hand, looking at these pictures makes it hard not to feel a little bad for the guy. I mean, here he is in these photos, obviously having a good time, enjoying himself in the company of other people, while today he’s a rarely-glimpsed recluse, full not of cheer but of snide condescension and barely concealed bitterness, surrounded (and not even in the real world) by nasty, fairly stupid sycophants, forcing himself not only to condemn relentlessly the people who were once his friends but to *deny they were ever his friends at all.*

    Yes, it’s a situation entirely of his own making and owing to his own peculiar insecurities. But it’s also … kind of sad.

    • ISTE says:

      That is my thoughts now too. This is all kind of sad.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’ll agree that it’s kinda of sad but for as long as he keeps up that loathsome, nasty persona that he’s always had and that has now come to the forefront in recent years in a glaring way, I’ll have no problem mocking and ridiculing him at every opportunity.

      • snowcrash says:

        Yes, so very sad.

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles is like that obnoxious fat guy in a two-bit carnival dunk tank that shouts insults at passersby to get them to pay money for the chance to dunk him into the fetid stinking water.

      The only difference is that the target on Chunky’s dunk tank is the size of a barn and you don’t have to pay money to toss softballs at it. 😆

      • WTFHappenedtoLGF says:

        Oh, don’t mistake me. I’m not saying we shouldn’t mercilessly and relentlessly mock him, even if the hopes of shaming him into some sort of apology or behavioral shift have dwindled to a pinpoint. It’s just a shame. He could have been such a force for good, either on the right or the left. Instead he’s just a bitter, bloated, cretinous jerk.

        Although I tell ya: I watched the “j’accuse” interview after following some of the CJ Musicified videos posted here, and you know what? I was irresistibly reminded of when Tucker Max was demolished on Opie & Anthony. Like TM, CJ is a bombastic big man on the internet and obviously, embarrassingly, meek and toothless in real life.

      • snowcrash says:

        WTF, I would like to know if anyone can watch the auto tuned j’accuse video and not laugh out loud. Thing is hilarious.

    • dwells38 says:

      Sad if he weren’t a self-important prick with a mean streak. Notice even in the Daily Beast article, when he’s trying to behave he comes off as pedantic and preachy. He doesn’t deserve any friends because he doesn’t try to earn friendship. He tries to earn followership. Creepy and dickheaded.

  32. PeteP says:

    Chucky’s been busted again. And I’m guessing this would have been one of Chuck’s last ever social gatherings before he became a reculsive shut in.

  33. rightymouse says:

    Charles is a liar. He & Pam were buddies until he turned on her in a very public, nasty & immature way.

    • PeteP says:

      If Chuck had any decency he would have kept any issues he had with Pam private. Just goes to show what a nasty prick he was, even back then.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. Major a-hole. And turning on Breitbart was just as sickening.

      • Pakimon says:

        Something happened at that PJ Media launch party but I imagine we’ll never really know.

        Most likely some perceived slight that in The Chunkster’s mind was unforgivable.

        I’m sure Pam Gellar, Andrew Brietbart (Before he passed away), Jim Hoft, Robert Spencer, etc. were mystified as to what that perceived slight was.

      • Pakimon says:

        What’s really strange is that Chunky continues to trumpet that he was a “co-founder” of PJ Media yet he despises PJ Media and everyone associated with it.

        There’s no telling what goes on behind those puffy, beady little eyes of his and at this point, I don’t think I want to know…

  34. Pakimon says:

    In the above photos, it looks like Chunkles was so sure that Pam’s boobage, so tantalizingly close, would be his for the taking.

    Alas, though at the time Pam liked and adored Chunky, it wasn’t “in that way”.

    The Chunkster, never taking rejection well and probably fearing an angry confrontation with (and possible ass-kicking from) Pam’s husband, retreated to his Culver City fortress.

    Since then it appears he has only ventured out once to do a “web interview” which turned out to be an endless source of mocking and ridicule as seen by the various “CJ Songified” videos.

    On the other hand, maybe it isn’t fear that keeps Chunky skulking within his Culver City fortress, perhaps he’s gained so much weight he can’t squeeze out the door anymore.

    Only time will tell…. 😆

  35. Pakimon says:

    The Chunkster awakens! Let’s see what pearls of wisdom he has for us today!

    Hmmmm. A flurry of retweets. Doesn’t Chunky know that retweeting is the Twitter version of cutting n’ pating other people’s work?

    Let’s see, What else?

    Oh Jeez, another tweet to the same Bog link that he farted out numerous times yesterday.. 🙄

    Not an auspicious start…

  36. Pakimon says:

    Nothing gets by the scrutiny of He of the Jazzy Ponytail of Corpulence! 😆

  37. Pakimon says:

    And the Chunky tweets stop abruptly.

    He’s probably poring over the comments section of his DB article and fuming that so few Bog sycophants and Twitter followers came to his defense against the evil stalker mob.

    Then again he could be in his bathroom taking a “ginormous” dump.

  38. poteen2 says:

    Pakimon :
    And the Chunky tweets stop abruptly.
    He’s probably poring over the comments section of his DB article and fuming that so few Bog sycophants and Twitter followers came to his defense against the evil stalker mob.
    Then again he could be in his bathroom taking a “ginormous” dump.

    He’s wondering if a registration drive would be more trouble than it’s worth.
    Also thinking the same about a ginormous dump,,,,,,,and eyeing the bucket in the corner./

  39. windbag says:

    I just realized how much Chuckles resembles Marjorie Main, who played Ma Kettle in those old movies.

  40. swamprat says:

    This just in;
    c johnson discovers nuttiness in the leftwing!


    Left Wingnuts are those who oppose Obama; probably racist!

  41. swamprat says:

    “Thousands” of people at the Pajamas Media launch party.

    Dim Jim Holt lying about the number of people at a D.C. rally, but johnson was at a small business lauch party with thousands.

  42. rightymouse says:

    The irony is completely lost on these lefty bozos.

    • Because Milyo says:

      That was completely incoherent. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Was it supposed to mean something?

    • dwells38 says:

      Another dickhead living in some fever swamp. To justify his hatred of those who oppose his proggie commie beliefs he dreams up a notion that white conservatives all want to use the N word, a word I’ve never used in my life and never would. Why are black liberals so dishonest in viciously and unfairly generalizing groups of people, the very tactic used against them during the years of real racism? I’ll tell you why, because they’re vindictive and hate whites irrationally themselves. The only whites they can tolerate are those that disingenuously pretend that blacks are persecuted in America today and make no bones they want to redistribute wealth into their hands despite having not earned it, just to get their votes.

  43. Octopus says:

    I’ve been beclowned by both sides now
    From Left and Right, yet still somehow
    This clownsuit fits me way too small
    I really need fat clowns to call

  44. OLT's Air Cav, You Dope says:

    Doppel B DeMilyo :
    It was very pragmatic when he busted that tea party guy wearing a confederate generals hat
    Confederate hats
    Pragmatists always spot them
    When no one else does

    Stolen and tweeted.

  45. Bunk X says:

    From the comments in Chuck’s Daily Beast post, this guy tore the argument apart, and ended with:

    I could go on, but to sum things up, the author simply puts dumb ideas in other people’s mouths and refutes them, and meanwhile takes as settled truth a bunch of his own dumb assumptions.

    • Octopus says:

      Heheh. The guy sure found the handle on understanding Chunky’s style. Very succinct.

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah Chunks article was a combo of strawman stupid and pedantic preachiness, pretending to be some authority on psychology with his ‘confirmation bias’ bs line. Any idiot can see there’s confirmation bias on both sides of the political aisle to varying degrees on almost all issues. To get this lecture from Chunk, a blogger who routinely intentionally twists words out of context to mischaracterize and unfairly assign ill-intent where it doesn’t exist, is completely offensive. And his claims to understand the issue because he’s a ‘nerd’ and ‘codes’ his own blog…well, I’m not sure how that makes him any kind of authority on the issue of data mining the entire country. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he didn’t have to look up half that shit about sandboxing and such that he claims to be an authority on.

  46. snowcrash says:

    I think it the pictures look like she makes him nervous, but he likes it! I’m seeing excitement and attraction in the exaggerated gestures by both parties. He should quit denying it.

    • Octopus says:

      Chuck’s infatuation with Pam was wildly obvious, to those of us who were around back then. He was smitten with her. I don’t have the complete storyline at hand, but I distinctly recall him turning on her after he was invited to go to the EDL function, and for whatever reason, decided to back out. I think he realized at that point that he was hopelessly in “The Friend Zone” with Geller, and she was more interested in Spencer, and maybe anyone, besides him. His psychological breakdown began then, and proceeded very quickly.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’m wondering what word instead of “Cheese” they’re both saying for the top photo. Starts with “F.”

    • Because Milyo says:

      Yup. The palpable, not entirely comfortable, but nonetheless tingly feeling in the

      penis penis penis lol.

  47. gizbot7 says:

    rightymouse :
    I’d give beer & sammies to these guys any day of the week.

    Thank you for that RM! Most of those guys weren’t into each other or other men in general. How do I know this? A) Most of them couldn’t dance their way out of a paper bag and B) several didn’t know the lyrics. Yep. Almost all of them are just straight, hot guys all the way. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. 🙂