The drama continues. Here’s a recap.

Long time Lizard “Buck” (LGF Class of 2001) called out Charles Johnson for taking quotes out of context with regard to anti-jihadist Brigitte Gabriel on the CNN/President Zucker thread. Rather than debate differences in opinion, Johnson and the LGF hive descended with emotional vitriol and name calling, completely disregarding the facts.
[Ref: Buck Schools the LGFer]

In order to dismiss Buck’s argument, Johnson posted fabricated quotes attributed to Gabriel (just as he did with Rush Limbaugh) and linked to a NYT article attacking Gabriel written by Laurie Goodstein whose information came from Lebanese Hizbollah supporter Hwaida Saad. (Saad claims that Arab-Christian Brigitte Gabriel lies about her family’s persecution at the hands of muslim extremists.)

Back to the present.  Buck chose not to walk away quietly, as he knew he had facts on his side:Buck II

Buck was polite and to the point, but self-appointed LGF guard dog “wrenchwench” spotted the new comments and put out the alert:130422 Wenchwrench Finks On Buck

Charles Johnson can’t accept being shown he’s wrong, even when it’s done with polite respect and backed up by facts. It’s easier to demonize and kill the messenger at Little Green Footballs. MORE TO COME.


Update: We held off posting more as we fully expected a new swarm of dingwars, but there are so few Lizards willing to be marked and tracked by Johnson’s in-house stealth system (“spy mode” allows registered lizards to track and fink on each other) that they went silent in paranoia. Once the ban stick is taken down and bonked on the floor a few times, the eggshells get big, brittle and scary for the sycophantic lizard lappers of Little Green Footballs.

Buck III

We agree that name calling is childish, but once we post Charles Johnson’s own words and bust him on it, we’re only quoting the late Andrew Breitbart when we refer to the big boy cheap-shot cut-N-paste futon drama diva as “fuckface.”
Thank you Charles.

105 Comments on “BUCK PART II”

  1. Abu oyliM says:

    Charles Foster Johnson as: Teh Failness
    Kudos to McBikeshorts: he waddled out to announce he’s now hiding from Buck. On his own blog. Completely self-pwned! And we get to document it! 🙂

  2. Eclectic Infidel says:

    Buck is wading into the Swamp alone. NJHockeyfan, and the few rationalists who remain won’t dare oppose Charles “Memory Hole” Johnson.

  3. Pakimon says:

    It’s especially hilarious that Buck essentially called out The Chunkster to ban him.

    Given the extremely polite manner in which he did it, Chunky is stymied and doesn’t know what to do.

    Poor Chunkster The butthurt level is climbing exponentially.

    He has a lizardoid that has called him out and made him look like a fool in front of his handful of sycophants.

    The problem is, the lizardoid in question has been one in good standing since the very beginning.

    Another problem is that Buck is very careful to not violate any Bog rules while dismantling The Husky Ponytailed Blogger.

    Right now, the sycophants are fuming that Destro, a moonbat’s moonbat, has been given “The Stick” yet Buck, to them a blatant wingnut, gets to keep bursting The Bog Mind Bubble with impunity.

    The klaxons are wailing and the alarms are sounding! What will The Jazzy Ponytail Do?!

    The clock is ticking!

  4. Pakimon says:

    Good question, Chunky.

    Especially since it was you who was doing most of the hyperventilating.

    Perhaps it’s time to pause and reflect while you consume another family size bag of Cheetos and a 2 liter Mountain Dew.

  5. CroMagnon says:

    new video, only related to CJ’s recent challenge to Buck in a sideways kind of way, but nontheless showing that CJ seems to be one of the original ‘tone-setters’ for the Islam-bashing he now is so vehemently opposed to
    (yep, english is not my first language, but I guess you get my drift 😉 )

    (silent movie)

    • Nazis Under The Bed says:

      English may not be your first language, but you certainly know how to get your point across. Well done.

    • dwells38 says:

      And to think right wingers made him do all that! He was dumb then. Now he r smart.

    • garycooper says:

      Quite a cohesive indictment, for a caveman. Well done, sir! 🙂

      He was really misled, eh? Has any human in history ever been so misled, for so long, before veering back to their original path of liberal enlightenment? I mean, a lot of liberals turned conservative after 9-11, as their fragile belief-system proved as incapable of withstanding serious scrutiny as the steel superstructure of the World Trade Center, subjected to tons of flaming jet-fuel and a good hard shaking.

      Can anyone cite an example of another grown, seemingly sentient adult, who has embraced conservative ideals for a long period of time, and suddenly, overnight, turns into the most hysterical shrieking harpy of liberalism this side of Barney Frank?

      • OLT's Ralpheus, The Porcelain God Of Sick says:

        The use of a harpy as symbolic for anyone is troublesome, but Stalker Charles’ use of the harpy as a derogatory image for Pam Geller is no doubt rooted in his peculiar fixations, which leads us to examine the traditional depiction of a harpy:


        And there we have our connection: breasts, specifically female breasts. More specifically, Pam’s.

        Pam = Breasts = Love = Hate = Harpy = Obsession

        It is interesting to note that the original depictions of harpies in Greek mythology involved great beauty. This was replaced by increasing levels of ugliness and fearsomeness over time. You don’t have to be Buck to see THAT parallel, either.

        Our boy Stalker Charles operates on the mental level of a suckling babe denied a teat, essentially.

        But in the end, let’s be fair. Calling Stalker Charles a harpy then must invoke his breasts (moobs). And now I have thrown up my breakfast.

        You bastard.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Anyone who can be misled to this degree for eight years should be questioned as to whether they are competent to manage their own affairs.

      • garycooper says:

        You sailed into those turbulent waters, past the flashing buoys, at your own peril. Now you must motor-boat the sweaty, pasty, gummy moobs of the shrieking harpy-man, aka, the screeching harridan. The flashing buoys are there for a reason, Odysseus.

      • dwells38 says:

        The labeling of shreiking harpy to describe a strong, opinionated, liberated, woman who blogs professionaly is sexist and bigoted, pure and simple.

      • garycooper says:

        *squawking hag

    • O. Nose says:

      Well done, Cro-Magnon! Very well done!

  6. Nazis Under The Bed says:

    Game, set, match: Buck.

  7. doppel penis penis penis lol says:

    LGF was sad and dismayed
    when truth was finally displayed
    no sign of Tea Party drama
    just tweets of love for Obama

    Burma shave

  8. dwells38 says:

    Brave Sir Johnson
    He bravely ran away

    When logic reared it’s ugly head
    He bravely turned his tail and fled
    Yes Brave Sir Johnson turned about
    He gallantly chickened out

    Bravely taking to his feet
    He beat a very brave retreat.
    Oh bravest of the brave, Sir Johnson.

  9. swamprat says:

    reality vs ideology

    wingnuts can be left threaded or right

    but when politics outweigh your own lyin’ eyes, you’re nuts

    *** “your own lyin’ eyes” – hattip Richard Pryor

    • swamprat says:

      which is why left wing atheists are so bizarre

      they eschew religion because they see it as illogical

      they blame religion for countless needless deaths

      then they embrace an ideology with truly laughable economic theories that fail over and over again

      and ignore the massive body count from all the major, and many minor, left wing governments

      viet nam

      • Because Gaia says:

        And don’t, whatever you do, try to tell one that the earth hasn’t been warming for the past 15 years…

  10. garycooper says:

    From the miniscule number of downdings assessed to Buck’s thoughtcrimes, it is obvious the Twelve have dwindled even further. How many true individuals are left? I mean different people, sharing the same hive-mind, of course. Is it possible to count them, without counting socks? Probably not.

  11. dwells38 says:

    Note how he lets his pet commies call Buck a dipshit and stupid. But Buck has to be super polite and even throw the old “I respect that this your house” bs while Chunk’s calling him a hateful moron and the wench tool is calling for his head. I’m not sure why he even tries. The place is just nerve wracking now if you try and comment there and voice any opinion that deviates from the batshit bark at the moon lefty line.

    • Arachne says:

      Buck was far more polite to those cockroaches than any of them deserved.
      Argues with authority, debates with style.

      Hey lawhawk – that used to be YOU.

  12. garycooper says:

    I made us all a prezzy: http://tinyurl.com/cdmh2zr

    Che-style t-shirts to follow.

    • dwells38 says:

      Can we get ’em custom? I’d like mine to say “Have you hugged a mass murderer today?”

      Or maybe “If you’re not blowing people up, you’re not trying!”

    • garycooper says:

      Boy, Photobucket sure sucks now. Can’t link directly to pics anymore. Any good alternatives?

  13. Medchemmer says:

    It is kind of funny how Chuckles rages against the machine he built and powered himself.

  14. garycooper says:

    Speaking of fighting terror:

    It’s fun to watch the punk get manhandled, to a good soundtrack. 🙂

  15. Because Read the Fine Print says:

    Not quite, Chuck.


    The Senate voted 74 to 20 Monday to take up the bill. If that level of support continues, the Senate could pass the bill as early as this week.

    Need some reading glasses, old man?

    But the bill’s fate is uncertain in the House, where some Republicans regard it as a tax increase.

  16. garycooper says:

    Reading Comprehension Serious Problem For Morbidly Obese Assclowns
    Studies point to fat-deposits in brain, as well as eyes constricted by chubby cheeks

  17. O. Nose! says:

    livefreeor die :
    Anyone who can be misled to this degree for eight years should be questioned as to whether they are competent to manage their own affairs.

    And consider too that he does not merely regard those who “duped” him to be evil, but also never tires of calling them stupid. If the dupers are stupid, what does that make the dupee?
    A drooling imbecile.

    • rightymouse says:

      Just think! Nodrog would be one of his favorite pets now.

      • No way. Nodrog isn’t nearly as smart as he thinks he is but he is much too smart for the current crowd at LGF.
        He’s also a snotty contrarian who likes a good argument or at least something resembling one. He’d get bored with these kneejerk poo-flingers pretty quick.

        Then there’s the problem with the high-school cliquishness, the prissy hall monitors, and CJ’s Stalinist intolerance, all of which are much worse now than they were when Nodrog was kicked out.

        His “LGF Blocked and Banned” remains a wonderful history of Chuck’s Great Purge. He gets some of the particulars wrong and his political sympathies are not mine but he nails Chuck’s petty tyranny and intellectual emptiness to the wall.

        Nodrog’s thought may never rise above conventional, canned “liberalism” but he’s not really cut out to be a cult member or “pet” of anyone, much less of a third-rate hack like Chucky.

      • rightymouse says:

        Not sure about the cult member thingy & Nodrog. I would have thought that lawhawk was not the type either & NOW look at him. Total suck-up wuss. Yeesh.

      • a-naughty-mouse says:

        Buck is the new Nodrog. No doubt. He is completely alone.

  18. dwells38 says:

    If the dupers are stupid, what does that make the dupee?

    A liberal 🙂

  19. Because Milyo says:

    Not horrible: Dr. Gosnell beheading babies.

    • gizbot7 says:

      But that child was a person – person. Babies aren’t people – people. Or something else stupid Fuckface and the left come up with to justify their heartlessness.

    • garycooper says:

      Well…that was pretty horrible. I haven’t followed the case, but I understand they denied their kids medical care, opting for prayers, instead. God helps those that help themselves, and God helps man by making him smart enough to figure out medicine, with a lot of hard work. Stories like this just make me want to slap people.

      • gizbot7 says:

        I didn’t know about this either, and I agree with the bitch slapping, but I think jail/death is a better alternative for the parents. Scientology and other fake ass “Christian” religions really believe this “no medicine” crap. God NEVER said deny your child medical help, you psychotic killers. People like this are just as bad (if not worse) than the Boston bombers IMHO. That child loved you and trusted you — but you let them die. I wouldn’t do that to my dog.


      • Arachne says:

        There was a great episode in the first season of Law and Order that dealt with this subject. And I agree with Ben Stone’s assessement – “yes you can have YOUR beliefs but you don’t have the right to make your children martyrs to it.”

  20. Nice little snake pit of vipers all ready to strike from behind any behind.

    As it is they slink over to view their own cat shit, here is some salt for the wounds of Charles Johnson, lgf’s cult and the Al Gore commie Democrat lies and fraud.

    Global Cooling Grows Apace:

    Al Gore takes the money and ski he does.


    Hi Charles,

    How’s it with no hammer hanging?

  21. gizbot7 says:

    For the love of God, Gosnell has been acquitted of 3 counts of infanticide. One can only hope the other 5 charges still standing get the electric chair thrown at him. Painfully.


  22. gizbot7 says:

  23. Because Mouse ka Mania says:

    This is hilarious:

    Chuck you are SOOOO out of your depth here.

    • gizbot7 says:

      He is so lost in the sauce that he cares more about AP’s twitter feed being hacked than dead babies. Hey Douchebag, have a crack pipe, on me. Coward.

  24. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Another bubble bursts.

    APNewsBreak: Ricin Suspect Released From Jail


  25. Because WTF? says:

  26. MTC says:

    In contrast, LGF lets Curious Lurker remain even after she and her Muslim friends chased Rodan out of Tampa. For shame. Not only that, his posters denounce Pope Francis and Catholics all the time.

    • O. Nose! says:

      “…she and her Muslim friends chased Rodan out of Tampa.”

      Say what?
      I missed that story. Not that I would doubt Chuck’s tolerance of REAL stalking behavior.

      • garycooper says:

        It was just the smell of them, under their rank burkas in the heat and humidity, and refusing to bathe regularly.

      • Arachne says:

        Credible threats to his safety. He bugged out of there. Before I could visit, I might add. I am quite disappointed.

  27. garycooper says:

    Speaking of rank, you’ll need a strong stomach to get through all of this article: http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/04/new-boston-bombing-narrative-its-not-them-its-us/

    I’m going to hit the gym, before I punch one of my libturd associates. Later!

  28. Achilles says:

    In his last screed he says at the end that:

    “MENSA! I knew it. This proves that it’s time to start rounding up and deporting all Mensa members.”

    What in the blue hell is he talking about? Histrionics, anyone?

    • O. Nose! says:

      Chucky is making a little ha-ha based on his conviction that Americans are just itching to round up and deport people, especially Muslims.
      He’s been on that kick for a long time.

      If you say that acts of violence are incited by Muslim extremism, he thinks that means “Let’s round up and deport all Muslims!!!” If you say that we ought to be more careful about admitting Muslim immigrants from areas that breed extremism, he thinks that means “Let’s round up and deport all Muslims!!!” If you say the authorities need to keep better track of potential jihadis, he thinks that means “Let’s round up and deport all Muslims!!!” Seriously.
      Hey, if I said I hate French mimes—and I do — he’d probably accuse me of wanting to round up the French and deport them too.

      Like most idiots, he is missing a step or two in the logical sequence— but I think I know why.
      He is projecting. He assumes that everyone else on the planet is exactly like Chucky the blog-fuehrer, that given the power, they would round up, label, and deport all those who disagree or annoy.

    • O. Nose! says:

      I think the MENSA thing is a reference to the Mississippi democrat who sent that ricin letter.
      IIRC, he was a member.

  29. Arachne says:

    livefreeor die :

    Anyone who can be misled to this degree for eight years should be questioned as to whether they are competent to manage their own affairs.

    Actually, I question whether he’s competent enough to perform bathroom functions without assistance.

  30. Because Einstein says:

    • Because Einstein says:

      BTW, did Ludwig ever impersonate Elvis?

      • O. Nose! says:

        No, damn it.
        He did try Einstein and Maimonides, but the impersonations were just awful. Maybe he should have tried Elvis.

        I miss Loody.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Chuck – how about all NON-MENSA folks who dress and look like Maudie Frickett Especially when they don’t need to put on padding.

  31. trebob says:

    iSpeakJive :
    It does, he just can’t see it without a hand mirror. Obscured.

    OK, so let’s do a little detective work for accuracy here.

    If we stipulate that an average human penis is four inches, that Charles is incredibly average or below and that Dr. Oz says:

    ‘for every 35 pounds a man loses, he gains one inch penis length! The reason is you have this extra fat bundle that starts to build up and surrounds the shaft. The penis gets enveloped by these folds of fat. Of course those numbers taper off as you become more fit.’.

    In my opinion, keeping in mind that the camera adds 10 pounds, per his last TV appearance he could stand to drop 100-110 pounds. So, if he is short (‘scuse the pun) because of his additional girth about 3 inches, then he is only working with an inch or less. Did I get the algebra right?

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed, there is that old saw about it adding 10 lbs (the old cameras at any rate).
      However, I’ve never heard of it adding three chins.

    • trebob says:

      I guess I should apologize to all the ladies. Sorry if I conjured any disturbing mental images.

      (I really just wanted to gross Gary out)

  32. Pakimon says:

    He assumes that everyone else on the planet is exactly like Chucky the blog-fuehrer, that given the power, they would round up, label, and deport all those who disagree or annoy.

    It would be like having a thermonuclear ban stick. 😆

  33. trebob says:

    O. Nose! :
    I miss Loody.

    Me too. Specially on this kinda stuff:


    Ludwig, come here! You can play with us.

  34. Pakimon says:

    Chunky makes a “funny”!

    *cue sound of chirping crickets.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s a stupid joke if he thought he was making one. Made absolutely no sense at all. Dude’s mental.

  35. Pakimon says:

    I said…Chunky made a “funny”! Dammit! RETWEET!

    Pay attention to me! I’m relevant! Just look at my jazzy ponytail! 😆

    • doppel your milyo, doppel your pleasure says:

      you’re quite safe charles.

      but if they deport all the flaccid members, you are doomed

  36. OLT's Because Stoopid Burns But It's Legal says:

    Well, sure he supports deporting Mensa members … it won’t affect his blog numbers.

  37. garycooper says:

    There was significant shrinkage, in his blog rolls. Fat rolls, significant growth. IQ numbers, shrinkage was off the charts. Cup-size, again off the charts, gross augmentation.

  38. garycooper says:

    He never stopped being relephant.

  39. doppel your milyo, doppel your pleasure says:

    if Charles wasn’t such a JERK to so many people, It would be really painful to watch a man fall so flat, so often

    what Buck is doing to him is just pure destruction. It’s like the US army vs the Salvation Army.

    can you imagine of the old guard from LGF was allowed back in for 24 hours to debate with these silly ignorant pimple faces and their flaccid pudgy leader?

  40. Arachne says:

    archonix :

    I thought he was on wet-wipes now.

    Jergens baby wipes – for the changing of the Depends.

  41. ISTE says:

    Because All ur penis are lulz :7 cm is a weeny weenie. Where do you get a rubber for that thang?

    Do what Beed does and buy these. He just cuts the fingers off. (The thumbs are too big)

    800 rubbers for $9.92 with free shipping.

    Just over a cent each! Having a small penis saves you money



  42. Pink Fraud says:

    That wrenchwench is a real bitch.

  43. Because Milyo says:

    No tweets in 4 hours. Is his tweeter bust?

  44. Because Milyo says:

    Don’t look now, but I think he pissed off one too many Elvis-impersonating Mensas.

  45. garycooper says:

    “Swamp Music”
    by Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Goin’ down to the swamp
    Goin’ watch me a hound dog catch a ‘coon
    Well, I’m goin’ down to the swamp
    Goin’ to watch a hound dog catch a ‘coon
    You know the hound dog makin’ music
    On a summer night by the light of the moon
    Oh, fetch my cane pole mama
    Goin’ catch a bream or maybe two
    Lord, fetch my cane pole mama
    Goin’ catch a bream or maybe two
    When the hound dogs start barkin’
    Sound like ol’ Son House singin’ the blues
    Hound dog sing that
    Swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp music
    Swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp music
    When the hound dog starts singin’
    I ain’t got them big ol’ city blues
    Go ahead pretty mamma
    Lord, just take that city hike
    Said, go ahead pretty mamma
    Lord, just take your city hike
    Well, I’d rather live with the hound dogs
    For the rest of my natural born life
    Singin’ that
    Swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp music
    Swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp music
    Well, I’d rather live with the hound dogs
    For the rest of my natural born life
    Well, I want to live with the hound dogs
    For the rest of my natural born life

  46. D0ppeltypo says:

    Did you hear about the two teabaggers that tried to blow up a bridge in Toronto?

    Me neither.

    But I did hear about these two guys in beards. Must be Amish