The GOP = Turds Posted on LGF as “Humor”

Earlier we noticed a disturbance in The Swamp. Seems that El Gusano had a problem with an LGF Page created by Jimmah/Ice Productions. Here’s the page in question:
Jimmah's Deleted Page
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That steaming pile of wit was filed under the LGF sub-heading “Humor,” and at least two other Lizards thought that it was clever enough to upding it.  Here’s the “Full article” that Jimmah linked to:
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Wiki Stool Scale
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HAHAHA! REPUBLICANS ARE TURDS. Fucking brilliant, Jimmah.

The Little Green Footballs’ version of humor offended Gus, so he complained on that [now deleted] page.  Jimmah decided to give Gus The Treatment and El Gusano didn’t like it much.

Jimmah, always the gentleman, later clarified.
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Jimmah 1
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Not sure that everyone heard him, Jimmah repeated the hidden message:

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Jimmah 2
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Well, Gus, you didn’t speak up when Jimmah/Asswhistle were busy backstabbing the others, and indeed you considered them your friends. Looks like your mug is on the LGF dartboard now, along with Dork Falcon and Killgore. Enjoy the view.

UPDATE: Look at the bright side, Gus. Maybe you’ll be featured in the next video posted by Jimmah/Ice Productions like Killgore was.

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41 Comments on “The GOP = Turds Posted on LGF as “Humor””

  1. garycooper says:

    Poor Gus! As always, we only want to help. Watch this for some helpful tips on staying warm this blustery winter:

    • Bunk X says:

      “And the fabric and stuff gets like, really really cold.” Gotta get a transcript of that one.
      Oh, and if you use dogs for heat you must charge them up first. http://i.imgur.com/SxvY7.gif

      • garycooper says:

        Note to Gus: Do NOT try to do the dog-technique with strange dogs, or even casual acquaintance dogs, like the neighbors’. They will struggle, or bite you severely. Also, coyotes are not dogs, no matter how much they may resemble them.

  2. Abu Milyo says:

    How can a stalker choose sides if all the palers are asshats? Charles should ban all posters and have a sock only blog. Maybe his leftist buddy Glenn GreenwaldEllisonEllsburgRyan could join.

  3. Bunk X says:

    I guess the monitor lizards thought that the post was very funny, too.

  4. Medchemmer says:

    Hey, do you remember Chunky’s two-pronged campaign to expand the reach of the blogosphere? http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/01/ex-conservative-charles-johnsons-next-crusade

    Check the comments in the article. I called the two-pronged campaign, “dumb and dumber”. I just realized it was written by Barrett Brown? Was that the Anonymous spokesmouth that got jacked by the FBI during some video chat.

  5. mrpaulrevere says:

    So did Jimmah really disclose personal info about Gus? And if so did anyone get a screencap? I used to have some good interchanges with Gus back when I was posting there, he seemed like a good egg. Of course he seemed to have his finger in the wind and was susceptible to peer pressure but I will be charitable and wish him well.

  6. Bunk X says:

    On Benhazi

    149 EdDantes Wed, Feb 20, 2013 8:28:53pm
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    re: #85 Lidane

    I eagerly await the explanation for how Obama is a disconnected POTUS.

    You missed the hearings. He made no phone calls that night and was uninterested in what was happening.

    163 EdDantes Wed, Feb 20, 2013 8:36:17pm
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    re: #150 goddamnedfrank

    I heard he even masturbated.

    If I were married to Michelle I would do the same.Thank you for bringing that up.

    Wrong answer, Ed. You’re supposed to say that you’d interrupt cabinet meetings just to boink that caboose.

    • Pakimon says:

      What’s going on at The Bog?

      First Gus and now EdDantes are roiling the swamp water and disrupting the Leftist moonbat utopian atmosphere over there.

      The asshats are getting upset and if they keep spanking their little downdingers, they’ll end up going blind or worse, start growing hair on their palms!

      Papa Chunky better step in and restore order before catastrophe strikes1 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Earlier Gus was whining about all the pile ons, then he turns around and piles on Mr. Polite, Ed D. Dork jumped in, too, but once Ed went to bed, they jumped Dork.
        There’s gotta be a script writer.

      • Pakimon says:

        Spouting and parroting leftist slogans endlessly must get pretty boring .

        Chunky doesn’t mind having one or two or even three people “going off the reservation” from time to time as it gives the sycophants something to do and keeps them from drifting away.

        I think the only reason The Chunkster keeps Dork around is to give the moonbat minions someone to beat on who is in no way a threat to the asshat utopia and will never leave, no matter how badly he gets abused.

        On the other hand, Guys like Killgore, Gus and EdDantes are kept on a short leash because they have the capacity to cause serious disruption if they so choose, unlike The Dorkster.

        Chunky will start waving his ban stick around in a threatening manner if they get too “uppity”.

        It’s like watching an episode of “Big Brother” except the house/prison is filled with moonbats and littered with Cheetos debris and urine filled Mountain Dew bottles. 😆

      • Sigmund Doppelmilyo says:

        People are awakening from their slumber.

        that, and the content is a bit thin and they are bored.

        I think there are a ton of weak minded people there that just like whatever Charles and his chief enforcers like because they are cowards adn they need approval of people on the internet. Perhaps some of them are looking in the mirror and wondering what the Hell happened to themselves and deciding to make a clean break from that dysfunctional life they’ve adopted.

        RUN FORREST !

  7. Pakimon says:

    Noticed that Rachel @Maddow brought up the “Friends of Hamas” derpfest but pointedly omitted mentioning #Breitbart.com. Heh. 7 hours ago

    Unlike the corpulent blogger with the magical pony tail, Rachel Madcow, even though she’s a shrieking moonbat harpy, knows better than to whack a hornets nest.

    So is that it for #Breitbart.com, then? Can the media stop helping promote their deceptive agitprop now, please? 7 hours ago

    In a word, no.

    I’m so sorry Charles. – Sharmuta bleating from The Great Beyond

    In a way I’m glad to have them around because they give me something to write about cut ‘n paste, but damn. This last one is over the line. 7 hours ago

    The above tweet edited for accuracy.

  8. Pakimon says:

    There’s an analogy concerning The Bog in the following video somewhere but I haven’t had enough coffee yet to think of a good one. 😀

    (Video stolen borrowed from Ace’s)

    • rightymouse says:

      Oh, great. This is sure to get Gary all jacked up. 🙂

      • garycooper says:

        Not really, ‘Mouse. While I appreciate the guy’s rhythmic skills, and those appear to be some nice, toned behinds, I’ve never been a big “parts-guy,” when it comes to appreciating the fairer sex. I like to look at the whole, where the sum of the parts is much greater than the appeal of any particular feature, in a beautiful woman.

        Also, I am interested in inner-beauty, the light that shines bright like a diamond in the sky, from within a woman who is aware of her beauty, takes care to preserve the fragile, temporary gift, and isn’t afraid to tastefully expose her beauty to the world, in a non-demeaning way of course. Like Kate Upton.

      • rightymouse says:

        FAKE BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • garycooper says:

        Not this time, dearie. Kate Upton is all natural, and she is a miracle of God. 🙂

      • iSpeakJive says:

        They’re too bouncy to be fake.

      • garycooper says:

        No, they’re real. My faith in them, and the majesty of God’s handiwork, remains unshaken. Jiggled a bit, but unshaken. Boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy (what happens when she walks).

        As for your ass, ‘Mouse, we have no direct knowledge. I trust it is real, with no implants.

  9. haysoos says:

    Gus was seen at the Gag Guru’s Larimer Square shop last night…expect him to move up in today’s Scrotum Poll

  10. Doppelmilyooooooo milyo says:

    OK fess up Lizards

    Which one of you is the shooter?
    Pro gun libtard is this you?

    http://news.yahoo.com/official-calif-gunman-loner-gamer-231034577.html

  11. HaikuMan says:

    Sigmund Doppelmilyo :
    People are awakening from their slumber.
    that, and the content is a bit thin and they are bored.
    I think there are a ton of weak minded people there that just like whatever Charles and his chief enforcers like because they are cowards adn they need approval of people on the internet. Perhaps some of them are looking in the mirror and wondering what the Hell happened to themselves and deciding to make a clean break from that dysfunctional life they’ve adopted.
    RUN FORREST !

    You want them to RUN?
    If they’re anything like Charles
    That’s a tall order…

  12. HaikuMan says:

    Johnson rejoices!
    None of these approved targets
    Look like Obama

  13. windbag says:

    Lizard day planning template…

    • garycooper says:

      😆

      Chunky could never work for Walt. Of course, he’d get fired by anyone within a few days, but Walt demands a level of professionalism that is just not contained in Fatass’s obfuscated genetic code.

    • Liz_Ardoid says:

      He also resembles someone who is always very willing to cooperate in his songification 😆

      CJ songified 5: J’accuse