The Pulsating Photographic Genius of Charles Johnson – December Edition

LGF Calendar December

Remember when The Greatest Mind of the Blogosphere bought a camera, took pictures, and presented them as magnificent works of Prescient Art?  The LGF 2010 Calendar is still for sale, and it ships in 2 to 5 business days.

It amazes me how Charles Johnson could sketch out a photo on a PostIt Note, and then find an exact matching scenario to photograph and post on LGF as “Overnight #Rumpswab.” Pure brilliance.

[Pulsating Photographic Genius Archive here; related posts here and, um, here.]

95 Comments on “The Pulsating Photographic Genius of Charles Johnson – December Edition”

  1. swamprat says:

    I see that charles and his posse are so smart and hip, they are all proud that hey know what “gingnam style” is. They have a post up about how O’Rielly is lacking their degree of ponytail hipness.

    In a similar vein, I also appreciate how they think Bain Capital was unethical, yet when Soros did the same thing to COUNTRIES, as Bain was accused of doing to businesses, they laugh about Soros being a conservative boogeyman.

    Enjoy the ride guys.

  2. Pakimon says:


    Got to love that new thread smell. 😀

    • Don Quesho says:

      That new thread smell is chlorofluorocarbons, which holify the ozone and warm the planet, and … yeah it’s nice.

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s the smell of a fresh mimeograph page loaded with homework puzzles. It’s the smell of a wet puppy that finally figured out where it’s supposed to poop. It’s the smell of ozone from a storm that passed you by. It’s the smell of an unopened jar of Jif right after the seal is broken. It’s the smell of the neck of your first girlfriend. It’s the exact polar opposite of the smell of The Donkey Show.

  3. Kirlz says:

    that picture is creepy… it looks like that poor plant is being killed over and over again.

  4. JimboXL says:

    Isn’t California becoming like Mad Max now thanks to Dim and dim lib fiscal irresponsibility? Due to the stupidity and pitiful economic grasp that characterizes at least 85% of Dims and 97% of dim libs police are getting fired and it’s every citizen for themselves.

    The question for California will be when will we start seeing gang run toll roads? There won’t be any police to stop them after all, and you think a dim lib politician is going to do anything?

    I think it just demonstrates that liberalism and Dims are a danger to everyone’s safety, not just their own.

    • JimboXL says:

      Maybe we’ll see a new LGF calendar where he sketches 4 stick figures with red bandanas and black blobs which are intended to be ak-47’s standing in a road with orange and purple scribbles that are meant to represent a beautiful sunset behind them.

    • Kirlz says:

      in the face of gang-run toll roads, Dim-Lib pols will wring their hands and squeal that somebody must “do something” because what few Normals are left in CA have been disarmed and will be defenseless against the gang criminals. The Normals neeed to get out ASAP!

  5. Pakimon says:

    In the category of Stupidest Tweet of the Day:

    Bobby Jindal’s Anti-Science School Voucher Program Ruled Unconstitutional 4 hours ago

    How can a school voucher program be “anti-science”?

    Oh, that’s right.

    Can’t have parents sending their kids to those nun-filled, knuckle rapping, creationism teaching private schools.

    Got keep the kids in those failing publk skools ware they be lernin’ science an’ some junk! 🙄

    • Kirlz says:

      mabee theyll use hukt on fonix to halp tham lern ta spel

      • swamprat says:

        “Hooked on phonics”. Aren’t they a bit young to be learning about sound engineering and reflection? Maybe they could learn to read first? A nice program teaching kids “phonetics” would be a good place to start. It is hard to take a program seriously when they can’t even get the nomenclature correct.

      • Don Quesho says:

        Hookaphontus? Isn’t that that senator from Mass?

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. That’s the one. Says a lot about Massachusetts that they would elect a blatant liar & opportunist, right? Oh…wait…there’s John Kerry & Teddy Kennedy as precedence.

  6. rightymouse says:

    My first grandaughter has been born. Champagne on the house. 🙂

  7. rightymouse says:

    Now for something completely diferent! “Don’t Mess with Zohan”. Includes obligatory bikini-clad girls….

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog like bikini girls but throw rocks at hairy naked man!

      • rightymouse says:

        But darls…whenever there are bikini girls around, hairy, naked men tend to show up!

      • Pakimon says:

        Naked hairy men no show up for long with rocks bouncing off their big and little heads!

        Then bikini girls all for Pakimog! :mrgreen:

      • rightymouse says:

        What are you going to do if bikini girls chase after naked, hairy men? What are you wearing?? 🙄

      • Pakimon says:

        What Pakimog do?

        Pakimog bonk bikini girls on head with club and drag by hair to kitchen and have them make sammiches for Pakimog!

        Pakimog wear tasteful bear skin by the way. 😀

    • garycooper says:

      I don’t know how Sandler does it. They keep giving him money to make movies. He’s richer than G-d, lives like an Arab oil prince, and the movies are worse and worse. The bubble has to pop sometime, right?

  8. rightymouse says:

    Don’t mess with Zohar!!!

    • Pakimon says:

      Zohan may feel no pain but toothy chompy fish make “short” work of “weapon” of Zohan.

      Bikini girls need not be sad.

      Pokimog will “fill the voids” in their “souls” after they make him sammiches! 😀

  9. swamprat says:

    This is a perfect johnson post. This explains charle’s mindset and mentality as well as can ever be explained;

    Romney Retreats to Multi-Million Dollar Mansion to Mourn His Loss
    “Who will make my peanut butter sandwiches now? Oh yeah, the maid.”
    Charles Johnson
    Politics • Dec 2, 2012 at 11:52 am PST • Views: 2,549
    There is no joy in Mitt Romney’s multi-million dollar mansion on the beach at La Jolla: A Detached Romney Tends Wounds in Seclusion After Failed White House Bid.

    SAN DIEGO — The man who planned to be president wakes up each morning now without a plan.

    In other words, exactly what he would have been doing as President.

    The comments are of the same standard
    magic underwear
    assumptive presuppositions
    broadbrush slanders and smears
    mean spirited gradeschool comments

    This is the level to which lgf has fallen.

  10. swamprat says:


  11. swamprat says:

    now playing

    unsourced strawman

    unverified smear

    infantile arguement

    kneejerk response

    unreasoned prejudices

  12. Don Quesho says:

    Coming from somebody who doesn’t know jack about math or science…

  13. swamprat says:

    an lgf christmas

    (good king wenceslas)

    Darwin stood upon the deck
    of his ship, The Beagle.
    Superstitions held in check;
    eyes as sharp as eagles’.

    spritely swam a lizard then
    surfing on the wave crests
    munching on the seaweed there
    like it was some wa-ter-cress

    Bosun’s mate, come stand by me
    if thou knowest tell so:
    See that critter in the sea
    how’d it learn to swim so?

    “Bosun’s Mate, it seems to me
    yonder lizard swims so
    because he is in the sea
    otherwise he’d walk,no?”

    Thus it came that all good men
    be they high or lowly
    learned that things swim in the sea
    some of them quite slo-ow-ly

  14. swamprat says:

    (jingle bells)

    Single cells!
    Single cells!
    Led to life to-day!
    How we got those single cells, we really just can’t say!


    Single cells
    Single cells
    All can shout, Hurray!
    We know ’cause of single cells,
    we’re only DNA!

  15. Bunk X says:

    Gel-ler’s, Beck’s and Limbaugh’s folly;
    Cheeto, Bean-o, Tweet, and Daedalus, too;
    I’m a fuckface with a dolly,
    Mouse-Ka-Mania and Moun-tain Dew.

    • Bunk X says:

      Don’t we know a gay cloaca:
      WindUpBird, Obdicut, L-V-Q?
      We expect that Gus will bore us;
      Culver City Chuck’s fat whoop-de-doo.

      • Bunk X says:

        Men-u boards are now computers;
        NeoNazi Flags are Tennessee.
        Char-lie Johnson’s full-blown scooters,
        Penis Penis LOL, and Lurker C.

        LGF is now Pro-Jihad?
        Hooda thunk, hooda guessed? You know who.
        D-o-D is mocking daily;
        What a fail, Ponytail. Boo hoo hoo.

      • Bunk X says:

        Dork, you all lick balls of Charlie!
        Ha -ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha, ha.

    • Don Quesho says:

      Cheeto Beano tweet.

      Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww.

  16. Bunk X says:

    OT– For those following the ongoing saga of Charles’ buddies, this is going to be interesting.

  17. Don Quesho says:

    Listen to this shit

    Dude. The fiscal cliff is like … REAL. Global warming is like … PHONEY.
    One’s real and the other is a fairy tale. Get the concept?

    No? Need a bong hit? How about a magic cheeto?

    • Abu bin Mil-yo says:

      Combine the two: Puff the Magic Cheeto.

    • garycooper says:

      What kind of Willy Wonka Wonderland do you have to live in, to be all twerked-up about the fictional global warming, when the whole world’s economic structure is teetering on the edge?

      Oh, yeah…Fatass World. Hand me a Dew, I’ve got the drop on the Indonesian boys this time!

  18. garycooper says:

    Gaia, the fucking bitch, still refuses to cooperate with the AGW agenda:

    Why does she torment Chunky so? She’s worse than Pam! Gaia, you’re killin’ me here, babe.

    • Don Quesho says:

      It wasn’t a smart idea for Chuck to ax Gaia to bring him fruit and water.

      • garycooper says:

        Turns out, the original “Un-Mata Hari” was a Molly Maids cleaning woman who Chunky paid extra to play the role of a bachelor’s companion. She ended up stealing his small stash of Chimays during the interview, and getting so drunk she couldn’t drive home until the next day.

        She has been replaced by a chubby young Indonesian boy, whose origins are unknown. The lad wears a very short Japanese bathrobe, or one of Chunky’s XXL Hawaiian shirts, and nothing else. Authorities are looking into the situation, on a tip from a concerned neighbor.

      • Don Quesho says:

        Like Algore?

      • garycooper says:

        Al Gore’s balls say, “Hello!”

  19. Biggest Boobs in the World (according to ITV):

  20. garycooper says:

    Who is the bigger boob? The boob, or the boob who follows the boob?

    I’ve seen these things bared, and the placement of the nips leaves something to be desired. Things went a little sideways, during construction. 😆

  21. garycooper says:

    Turns out, chemicals are good. Whoda thunkit?

    Also, Alanis Morrisette isn’t afraid of the big bad Lefty-Pali Moronic Convergence. Thank you, Alanis!

  22. Don Quesho says:

    Lincoln really hosed them over didn’t he?

    • garycooper says:

      Nobody has added to their misery-quotient like Obamessiah, with his frightening economic clusterfuck. Nobody!

  23. garycooper says:

    An olde Irish tune, for a raw and blustery day…

  24. Don Quesho says:

    This is for Righty…

    SCIENCE! Woman spend more time looking at boobs than men.

    Does that mean I’m a Lesbian trapped in a man’s body or something?

    • garycooper says:

      This girl I was dating before I got serious with this wife-woman who’s been hanging around for about 33 years, give or take a month, used to love to go through my stack of Playboys ogling the boobies. I thought she might be a little bit lezzie, but she was quite hetero. She just liked looking at naked chicks. The girl had good taste. She had to leave me for the Army, but I was going to dump her anyway, as she was too argumentative for my liking.

    • rightymouse says:

      Actually, ALL hetero men are closet lesbos. 🙂

  25. Bunk X says:

    LOL. Dork Falcon has 9 out 10 of the most down-dinged comments.

    • garycooper says:

      One of these days, he’s going to release that inner-beast, and heads will roll. Many heads! 😈 😯

  26. Bunk X says:

    46 Dark_Falcon Sun, Dec 2, 2012 6:38:32pm
    re: #43 Charles Johnson

    Charlton Heston was a strong supporter of civil rights in his early years, it’s true, but when he was head of the NRA he made a number of extremely disturbing racially tinged statements.

    Such as?

    47 Charles Johnson Sun, Dec 2, 2012 6:39:18pm
    I have a page open right now that thoroughly documents Charlton Heston’s far right comments. If you really want to learn about it, it takes 5 seconds to Google.

    In other words, Chuck’s got nothing.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles realized he had to come up with something, so he claimed that this Heston speech was racist:

      59 Charles Johnson Sun, Dec 2, 2012 6:53:58pm
      And that’s just one of the worst speeches Heston made. There’s a lot more.

      And the downdinging commenced.

      60 Dark_Falcon Sun, Dec 2, 2012 6:58:22pm
      I’d never known that speech was even given. I don’t truly think it speaks to racism, but it does speak to an old man who found the nation he lived in changing greatly and not in a manner that was to his advantage. It’s in serious error, though, in multiple places.

      • Don Quesho says:

        “So why should I be ashamed of white guys? Why is “Hispanic Pride” or “Black Pride” a good thing, while “White Pride” conjures shaven heads and white hoods? ”

        Well, Chunk? Why are you ashamed of being white? Or is it a proxy for your shame in being a fat, stinky hippy? Fat stinky hippy is something to be ashamed of. White isn’t.

        Bite me.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Oh, and BTW, Dork, STFU.”

      91 Charles Johnson Sun, Dec 2, 2012 7:20:03pm
      Sorry, DF, but when I see one of these bullshit right wing memes pop up here at LGF, I’m going to call it out. It’s far from “thoughtless” to be disturbed at Charlton Heston’s racist comments. The right wants people to think this is much ado about nothing, but it’s actually very illustrative of the NRA’s batshit extremism.

      And again, this is just the tip of the iceberg. It’s not going to fly around here to make excuses for this stuff.

      • OLT's In Line At The Gift Shop says:

        As a white male, I am ashamed of Stalker Charles Johnson.

        Then again, he’s hardly worth a moment in the White Male Hall of Shame ®.

        Considering that we have attractions such as the Harry Reid “Graft to Win” game, the Teddy Kennedy waterpark (with literal cars to park – underwater), and the Michael Moore armpit grease slip ‘n’ puke, the Stalker Charles Cheeto Mil-Yo Pee Throw is fairly insignificant.

      • Don Quesho says:

        But just as entertaining. CJ is in a milyo all his own. Surrounded by milyo. Rolling in milyo. Stinking of milyo. With milyo growing in his stanky socks. The ones on his feet, that is.

      • rightymouse says:

        So brave of Charles to pick on a dead man. 🙄

      • garycooper says:

        I remember Chunky McFatass defending Heston on several occasions, and slamming Mikey Moore for his shameful attacks on the aging, mentally-infirm actor. Heston was suffering from senile dementia at the time Moore waylaid him for his bullshit movie. Chunky also mourned Heston, when the great actor passed. He was misled, was our porcine pal Chunky.

      • Bunk X says:

        Jaw-droppingly stupid statement, even from Charles who brags about owning a Mossberg.

        110 Charles Johnson Sun, Dec 2, 2012 7:31:05pm
        The people who promote gun rights above all in this country are the same people who believe in young earth creationism, climate change denial, and Birtherism.

        This is not a coincidence.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Don Quesho :
    “So why should I be ashamed of white guys? Why is “Hispanic Pride” or “Black Pride” a good thing, while “White Pride” conjures shaven heads and white hoods? ”
    Well, Chunk? Why are you ashamed of being white? Or is it a proxy for your shame in being a fat, stinky hippy? Fat stinky hippy is something to be ashamed of. White isn’t.
    Bite me.

    There is no reason on earth why ANYONE should be ashamed of, or make apology for, their skin pigmentation. And anyone who thinks they should, needs to go see a shrink. Am serious!

    • rightymouse says:

      I also need to say that people like Charles who use skin pigmentation as a substitute for cogent thought should just shut up & let the adults in the room handle things.

  28. garycooper says:

    Alex the Chick has something intelligent and forceful to say back to the libturd-nannies who seized on the tragic murder-suicide as a pretext for slamming the NRA and responsible gun-owners. Oh, and stfu, Costas. You little spineless twerp.
    An open letter to Bob Costas and Jason Whitlock
    Posted: December 3, 2012 by alexthechick in Liberal FAIL, Op/Sped, You’ll pry ’em from my cold dead hands

    Gentlemen: I see that you have chosen to use the horrific crime of the murder of Kasandra Perkins to express your belief that guns are the problem, not the men who wield them. I am utterly certain that you believe that you have the moral high ground on this matter. I am equally certain that such a belief is appallingly wrong, not to mention terribly misogynistic. Why do I say this? Because had your desires on gun control been in place, I would not be alive to be writing this now.

    I have an Ex. I have an Ex who, in the process of becoming my Ex, made credible threats to kill me. Why did I believe these threats were credible? Because among the primary reasons why I left him were that he had anger control issues, that he was a problem drinker well on his way to full blown alcoholism and that the things he was throwing at me were getting ever closer to my head. I decided to leave before finally snapped and actually hit me. He was displeased by this and made such displeasure known.

    Do you know what kept me safe? Not some piece of paper. Not a judge tut tutting at him and shaking his/her finger and telling him to leave me alone. Not the police, who, after all, would only be able to respond once he had caused me harm. No, what kept me safe was my Glock. What kept me safe was my Glock and the fact that he knew I had both the ability and the will to empty a clip into his chest if he made good on his statements that if I did not come back, I would not see the next week. He never tried to do any of the things he screamed he would because he knew that not only would I defend myself but that I could. My Ex was nearly a foot taller than me and, at the time, had about 150 pounds on me. If he had been able to get close enough to me to harm me, there were very few options I had to protect myself. But with my Glock, well, I would be able to stop him before he got that close. I am alive today because he knew that if he tried to make that otherwise, there was a better than even chance he would be the one lying there in a pool of blood instead of me.

    You want to take that from me. You want me to be unable to defend myself. You want to leave me vulnerable to those out there who look at a five foot tall fat girl and think “victim”. You want me to be unable to protect myself when there is no one else around to do so. You want to make me dependent on others to provide for my basic safety and security.

    Let us not beat around the bush, you want to sacrifice my life on the altar of your political beliefs. How dare you? Honestly, who do the two of you think you are to demand that my blood be shed so that you may preen about what wonderful people you are? Why, precisely, are you removing the responsibility for Kasandra Perkins’ murder from Jovan Belcher and placing it on an inanimate object? That is what you are doing, after all. Your position is that absent the gun, Jovan Belcher would not have murdered Kasandra Perkins. What utter rot. It’s not as if, to pick something at random, he could have picked up a knife and slit her throat so violently that she was nearly decapitated. Oh no, that would never ever happen. By focusing on the gun, you are choosing to make Jovan Belcher a mere bystander to his own actions. That is horrific. Jovan Belcher murdered Kasandra Perkins. He chose to pull that trigger. He chose to take her life. How dare you attempt to absolve him in even the slightest manner for that crime. He killed her. Not a gun. He did it. No one else.

    I will not let you two demand that my blood be shed so that you can sit there and declaim your supposed superior morality to the world. No. You would rather I be dead. That is the logical conclusion of your positions. I will not die for you. No other woman should either.

    Alive despite you,


  29. rightymouse says:

    New thread^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^