@Lizardoid Morphs Into @Green_Footballs On Twitter

Charles Johnson is still still playing Twitter games, and for some reason decided to vaporize his @Lizardoid TweetBrand in favor of @Green_Footballs.

Of all the images Charles Johnson could choose from, he sticks with one that looks the least like him. For example, he could have picked one of these:

But he chose and saved his favorite, an image that he admires, perhaps because it shows him in a good light, in the sun with a Nike baseball cap and two fewer chins than he sports in real life.

So for some reason, Charles decided that he needed a new Twitter account, and he uses the same arcane out-of-date photo as before.

As of yesterday, Charles abandoned “@Lizardoid” as a twitter handle in favor of “@Green_Footballs,” yet kept the original as a forwarding mechanism. Why?

Might be because he wants to distance himself from some unsavory characters he’s been caught associating with. Maybe he wants the live Tweets links destroyed. Regardless, Charles works in petulant ways, and his photo is in dire need of updating, and that’s where Diary of Dadaelus comes in.

Maybe a magical jazzy pony tail just doesn’t make the nut anymore, and a headscarf  might just cover for the aging forehead. The intrepid is promulgated by intrepids, and thus we have this:

Gramma Moby

The Open Question is “Why would Chuck destroy his own Twitter Links?” Answer: He hasn’t. Not yet. He’s moving them.

[Graphics h/t @Liz_Ardoid]


124 Comments on “@Lizardoid Morphs Into @Green_Footballs On Twitter”

  1. Minnow says:

    First.

  2. Minnow says:

    The lower left photo makes it appear as though Chunky has fetal alcohol syndrome. And the Boy Scout salute is classic.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  3. SpaceAllah says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha holy crap that’s awesome. Babushka of Love LMAO!!!

  4. Briareus says:

    Someone asked for a link to ReTweet, so why should I stand in their way.

    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/253006060586168321

  5. Nate says:

    The one on the lower right makes him look like Ward Churchill on a bad day.

    • Briareus says:

      Are you promulgating properly, or are you promulgating for the sake of promulgating? It all boils down to a simple argument, and that simple argument is known in these parts as PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL.

  6. mrpaulrevere says:

    Chunk is flirting with straight-up anti Americanism now. Evidently he thinks the purpose of the military is to bully others:
    Charles Johnson‏@Green_Footballs

    Mitt Romney’s op-ed for WSJ boils down to one policy idea: build up the military so we can threaten everyone even more. That’s it.

  7. Macker says:

    Ah yes! Lets see what he has to say about the Unknown Comic tweet!

    • Bunk X says:

      HEY CHUCKIE CHUCKIE CHUCKIE! GOT A KLEENEX? NO? THEN GIMME YOUR HAND! I’M ABOUT TO BLOW! CHUCKIE! C’MERE! IT SNOT WHAT YOU THINK!

  8. Engineer #5 says:

    From the photo array, it appears Chucky is mostly flirting with diabetes and hypertension.

  9. Pakimon says:

    the BRC crew being on vacation might turn out to be a good thing.

    The Chunkster will be all smug and patting himself on the back for outwitting the evil stalkerz at DoD when BLAM!

    Non-stop mocking and ridicule of his idiotic and inane tweets will start up again in earnest and Dork_Falcon will have to report to His Holy Chunkiness that his “cleverest of clever plans” has failed miserably. (again)

    What will the Husky Blogger with the magical jazzy pony tail and a penchant for Cheetos do then? 😆

    • garycooper says:

      What will the Husky Blogger with the magical jazzy pony tail and a penchant for Cheetos do then?

      Back to the pile!

  10. SpaceAllah says:

    Two things here: first, he changes his username due to “branding?” Uh, yeah. Right. Bullshit! He’s trying to break with all of his past tweets. Wonder why? Something to hide?

    Second, I see he dropped the word “little” which is certainly an accurate action to take based upon his outward appearance these days.

    Now if we can just get a Twitter avatar more recent than his ten year old image, we’d have something then. C’mon CJ. I thought California was the land of acceptance and all that, so there’s no reason to not be Fat & Proud dude. Don’t be afraid to show who you really are these days … Don’t let those fat hating bigots win man 😉

  11. windbag says:

    Probably some 13 year old boy’s father is trying to track him down, and chuckles thinks that he can stay one step ahead this way.

  12. garycooper says:

    I bet we’ll be seeing Chunky joining those seedy San Fran parades pretty soon, “in solidarity.” He’ll be doing guys on the street, in solidarity. Walking around nude with his moobs flapping and his scrotum inflated, in solidarity. It’s for the cause. Back to the pile!

  13. garycooper says:

    Btw, thanks to all who helped bury the White Sox and ensure the Tigers winning the Central. Chicago’s utter collapse can’t be explained by anything except the prayer campaign. Not to mention, the Yanks are back on top now in their division and we’re headed for another showdown with them, which is everything I ever wanted for this baseball season. Thank you!

    • Abu bin Berry Busy says:

      Hate dead posting alert: Gary, I have been anti-Sux for weeks and the boiler room crew would confirm if served a Subpoena, one would hope.

      • garycooper says:

        Duly noted, Abu. I trust we also have your vote for Miggy, for the MVP, after he sews up the Triple Crown? 😉

        Looking forward to the high drama and killing stress of the playoffs. 😯

  14. OLT's Seen It All Before says:

    Poor Stalker Charles – you were once *that* close to Pam’s golden, pear-shaped puppies, weren’t you? Was she warm, Stalker Charles? Not heating pad warmth on a gouty foot, but warm, that mammalian warmth created and punctuated by breathing, flowered and flavored by her exhalations, tinged with her whispered voice. You know (well, maybe you don’t) – *warm*.

    My poor, dear boy. All those years of praying teh ghey away wasted, and BOOM there they were, the veritable Twin Peaks of your salvation via Woman; a semi-normal maternal relationship, and non-solo heterosexuality combined into a blonde portable personal goddess, a fierce Dianna the Huntress longing for your spear. So close … I bet you could feel her bosom straining against sheer fabrics, begging to be released into the warm, orange-dusted safety of your eager hands. But no dice, as they say in TJ when you stumble back through the front door of the donkey show and heave the contents of your stomach onto the receptive yet-warm pavement. Just another tequila sunrise. Game over.

    No wonder her discovery that you are an rapidly expanding douchecanoe with all the mental depth of a stillborn beaver in the Poudre River, and her subsequent woman-wise rejection of your amateurish advances has made you so miserably bitter and childishly tantrum-prone. God knows (the Catholic God you hate, not the Satanic Allah you pretend not to believe in) that a drowning man probably lashes out at fishes as his last cooling fingertip slips off his last hope of survival and the depths reach up to take his last chip off the table of Life. Kind of like a cigarette butt floats for a while in a refilled Mountain Dew bottle, then swells, expands, satiates, and, unable to maintain, sinks to the depths of ignominy.

    Sucks to be you, but we all know that already.

  15. garycooper says:

    He didn’t get to second base with Pam, but he gets to sleep with the fishes now. When Allah closes the door, he opens a window. Take to the window, Chunky! Carp that diem. Carp it all to hell. Punch a carp in the face, if you must.

  16. Medchemmer says:

    Scientist of Love???? What the heck. This is 50 shades of crazy, and right up there with including a picture of you posing with a llama for a graduate school application (http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2012/08/james_holmes_llama_photo.php).

    • garycooper says:

      That there is fire-ass creepy, Medchemme. The llama is okay, just minding its own business and waiting for the tool in the shades to leave, but the wording of his application, with knowledge of what he was already planning, gives me the heebie-jeebies.

  17. garycooper says:

    Back in the ’90’s, there was this crazy Swedish garage-type band that threw up an occasional rockin’ cover, like this one. I also loved their version of Seger’s “Her Strut,” but it’s too early in the moanin’ for drooling over wimmensk in song. Let them get their Look together first, for crissakes, and we’ll deal with them later.

  18. RTR's Math Denial says:

    “Scientist of Love”

    S.O.L.

    😆

  19. poteen2 says:

    The BRC has been quiet lately.
    New strawberry crop? Bad cake? Bad hookers? Rehab?

  20. trebob says:

    Charles’ fantasy that plays in his head:

  21. garycooper says:

    Charles Johnson, Carpfighter.
    The bottom is mine

  22. garycooper says:

    Chunky to a carp: “I got chunks of carp like you in my crap!”

  23. Voyeur says:

    Pam Geller has a nice rack in that photo with Charles. Are those titties real?

    • RTR's Math Denial says:

      Sounds like a question for the scientist of love™.

      • OLT's Rhetorical Q says:

        If one has never experienced either, how would one know?

      • RTR's Fraudian Analysis says:

        He knows science from where everybody knows science: comic books.

        Duh. Don’tcha know where science comes from?

      • snowcrash says:

        The guy should write an advice column called Ask the Scientist of Love. Dear Scientist, do you have any formulas for ………….. ?
        Could be really popular and funny, unlike his current blog.

      • garycooper says:

        Dear Scientist Of Love,

        How do I solve for x, if x equals a wealthy, good-looking man my future wife is actually interested in dating? Please hurry, before all the air runs out of Miss Sss, er, my bike-tires.

        Fat and Flustrated

      • RTR's Fraudian Analysis says:

        Dear Scientist of Love,

        I can’t get my dildo attachment into my Makita sawzall. Is it true that Japanese holes are too small?

        xxx
        Weezy.

      • Bunk X says:

        Dear Scientist of Love,

        Why does it hurt when I pee?

        Jimmah

      • garycooper says:

        Dear Scientist Of Love,

        I have never had sexual relations with another human, and it doesn’t look great for that prospect anytime soon. Can you give me any ideas for safe, stimulating sex-objects of the type you might find in, say, a garage? Not the lawn mower or weed-whacker, as those don’t work.

        Gustav Sickley

  24. OLT's Embrace Teh MATHS says:

    Voyeur :
    Pam Geller has a nice rack in that photo with Charles. Are those titties real?

    They caused climate disruption in Stalker Charles’ skidmarked Underoos. What does that tell you? Use algebra, man!

  25. garycooper says:

    Boobs are for feeding babies. Why are you guys being so immature? 😡

  26. garycooper says:

    Any hungry babies out there?
    http://tinyurl.com/8zjqa2z

  27. Speranza says:

    Charles has more chins then a Chinatown phone book.

    • garycooper says:

      Yes, he’s immensely fat. Which reminds me, my fat brother has lost 30 lbs in the past 6 months using this website, which he can track on his Iphone using his vast powers of OCD: http://www.loseit.com/

      It’s actually a pretty good site, and it’s free, which I know Fatass can afford. Carp-y diem, Chunkster! You have nothing to lose but your many chins…and the moobs, and the rest of it which defies description.

  28. Speranza says:

    OLT’s Embrace Teh MATHS :

    Voyeur :
    Pam Geller has a nice rack in that photo with Charles. Are those titties real?

    They caused climate disruption in Stalker Charles’ skidmarked Underoos. What does that tell you? Use algebra, man!

    I need to clean my computer screen! lol

  29. haysoos says:

    nice cover of ‘Gimme Shelter’….
    smash mouth

    • garycooper says:

      Thought you would appreciate that, Haysoos. Here’s one of their bluesier tunes, with a good message for the kids:

  30. Voyeur says:

    Pammy showing off her impressive assets.

  31. livefreeor die says:

    I have two questions for Chuck:
    How are you defining “Scientist”?
    How are you defining “Love”?

  32. CroMagnon says:

    I think our Scientist of Love is a Todd Rundgren fan…

    (video of the song below lyrics)

    Love Science – Lyrics
    Todd Rundgren

    I’ve been around the world, I’m going around again
    I got a new word up, gonna lay it on my friends
    I’m still too young, I’ve got these emotions in my blood
    But when I grow up, gonna be a scientist of love

    Working on, love science
    Got to know, love science
    Show the world, love science
    How to be a scientist of love
    Tell my friends, love science
    Take a chance, love science
    Give it up, love science
    I’m a scientist of love
    Feel the power, love science
    Study hard, love science
    Know the truth, love science
    Be a scientist of love
    Choose a plan, love science
    Pick ’em up, put ’em down, love science
    Bring it on home, love science
    Got to be a scientist of love

    Hey you!

    Sometimes you get screwed up, and you’re looking for a cure
    But you don’t want to see just another amateur
    I know the kind of expert you must be thinking of
    Go out and find yourself a scientist of love

    Some say that love’s a game, a random circumstance
    I’m not the type to leave that kind of thing to chance
    You might sit back and wait, but I’m taking off the gloves
    I’m gonna crack this case like a scientist of love

    1, 2, 3!

    If love’s what we want, if love’s what we need
    Why can’t we make love from suspicion and greed?
    If love’s what we want, if love’s what we need
    Why can’t we make love?

    I’ve got no time to waste just waiting for the bus
    This is the place, the space to get down and serious
    School is in, the lab is open for research
    I do declare that love is a walking, talking church
    I’ve got to quell the beast, be a credit to my sex
    I’ve got to give at least as much as I expect
    Can’t get no rest ’til I discover what I need
    Gotta start somewhere, that why I believe, believe, believe

    Believe the word, love science
    Party down, love science
    Thinking hard, love science
    How to be a scientist of love
    Place to place, love science
    Hour to hour, love science
    Can’t hold back, love science
    Got to be a scientist of love
    Sexy girl, love science
    Manish boy, love science
    Take the course, love science
    And be a scientist of love
    In your face, love science
    Outer space, love science
    Here’s a taste, love science
    Got to be a scientist of love

    If love’s what we want, if love’s what we need
    Why can’t we make love in a love factory?
    If love’s what we want, if love’s what we need
    Why can’t we make love?

  33. RTR's Love Science Consulting, LLC says:

    Bunk X :
    Dear Scientist of Love,
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    Jimmah

    Dear Jimmah,

    Sounds like your penis penis penis lol is a gonner(ea). I don’t think the UK national health care system has anything to treat that. Get used to it,

    LSC, LLC

  34. of is
    is of

    is of of is
    of is is of

    or not

  35. lgf

    long gone fatass

  36. Charles Johnson soon to be lawn boy for B. Obamas new home back home in the islands.

  37. RTR's Whale Blowing Service says:

    garycooper :
    Dear Scientist Of Love,
    I have never had sexual relations with another human, and it doesn’t look great for that prospect anytime soon. Can you give me any ideas for safe, stimulating sex-objects of the type you might find in, say, a garage? Not the lawn mower or weed-whacker, as those don’t work.
    Gustav Sickley

    Try the leaf blower. It’ll give you a blow job you’ll never forget.

  38. Will Rogers never met B. Obama.

  39. OLT's Peter, Not Penis says:

    RTR’s Whale Blowing Service :

    garycooper :
    Dear Scientist Of Love,
    I have never had sexual relations with another human, and it doesn’t look great for that prospect anytime soon. Can you give me any ideas for safe, stimulating sex-objects of the type you might find in, say, a garage? Not the lawn mower or weed-whacker, as those don’t work.
    Gustav Sickley

    Try the leaf blower. It’ll give you a blow job you’ll never forget.

    “I’ll tell you what a blowhole’s NOT for, and then you’ll understand why I can never go back to SeaWorld.”

    /heheheheheheheheheheheheh

    • garycooper says:

      Last time I went to Sea World, Pam was in the water playing the role of a fetching mermaid with full breasts, being pursued ardently by what looked like a white whale with a ponytail. Weird deal. She was still able to talk smack about Islamist savages, while surfacing, and while the whale-thing was catching its breath.

    • RTR's Whale Blowing Service says:

      Something like this?

  40. The Osprey says:

    Is that Maude Frickert in the lower right hand corner pic?

  41. That in the lower right hand corner is not a pic,,,that is a live shot.

  42. garycooper says:

    fobdangerclose :That in the lower right hand corner is not a pic,,,that is a live shot.

    I thought I saw it burp…

  43. Liz_Ardoid says:

    garycooper :

    fobdangerclose :That in the lower right hand corner is not a pic,,,that is a live shot.

    I thought I saw it burp…

    I think you may be right 😯

  44. Minnow says:

    Mr. Original. “Scientist of Love”. Ha! It is Todd Rundgren! Why am I not surprised.

    Hey Chunkhole – ever have one original idea in your life????

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    I thought not.

  45. Minnow says:

    Meanwhile…. anyone hear any news about Barrett Brown?

    • Bunk X says:

      The FBI is still holding him, but I don’t think he’s been charged. He’s written a letter from detention claiming broken ribs and lack of opiates.

      • garycooper says:

        That’s gonna go down in history with the great letters-from-jail, like the famous one from MLK: http://www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen/Letter_Birmingham.html

        Well, maybe not. But there is some genuine remorse, which I see as a good sign for a drug addict.

        I shudder when I look back on some of the things I wrote or said when I got my first real taste of power at the dawn of 2011, and I continue to bring shame upon myself and upon my family and work by some of the things I say even lately. … I am humiliated at not being able to protect my own mother from the FBI, or to shield my own girlfriend from watching heavily-armed men step on my spine as I scream in pain. I cannot forget how my mom cried on March 6th after the FBI had left with my equipment and hers, and how she whispered through tears that she wanted to be able to protect me from prison but couldn’t; I will never forget the look on Jenna’s face as the federal thugs swept through my efficiency apartment with guns drawn and safeties off, in search of hidden assailants and non-existent weapons. That these things are unjust and increasingly insane does not change the fact that they are the result of my own behavior, my own miscalculations, my own choices.

      • rightymouse says:

        Gary:

        Reads like brain-fried drug addict who is pissed he got caught so he drummed up some drama queeny crocodile tears. Feh.

      • garycooper says:

        You’re right about that, ‘Mouse. But, at least he sees some of his own responsibility for the mess he’s in.

        P.S. Remind me not to call you from jail, after they finally catch up with me… 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        Gary:
        My kids all know that if they ever get picked up for something dumb-ass they did, it’s tough love all the way, baby. 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        I guess being an “internet bad boy” ain’t all it’s cracked up to be…

  46. garycooper says:

    BREAKING: Charles is making death-threats on Pam, and posting them on Youtube.

    Mr. Mossberg done lost his mind. Can’t take it no mo’!

  47. snowcrash says:

    Anyone know what Drudge has cooking? The floashing red light is on.

  48. rightymouse says:

    RTR’s Grossed Out :
    Backfire bomber?

    Here’s for you, pal…

  49. snowcrash says:

    Hot Air has some speculation. Interesting. Media won’t cover whatever it is, but interesting.

    • RTR's Grossed Out says:

      Putting the pieces together, I’m sure Obama went all “crackers eat black babies” in front of a black crowd.

    • RTR's Grossed Out says:

      Some more clues:

      THE ACCENT… THE ANGER… THE ACCUSATIONS…
      THE SHOUT OUT TO REV. WRIGHT, WHO IS IN AUDIENCE…

      That’s how the white man will do you…

      • snowcrash says:

        Rev Wright tapes. He probably hand delivered them to Fox.

      • rightymouse says:

        Does anyone think Dems will be swayed by this? My parents will likely tut-tut & counsel everyone else around them to tut-tut. These people simply DON’T CARE if Obama is nobody they think/believe he is!! That’s how devoid of principled thought they are.

    • Bunk X says:

      Chuck declares it a nontroversy without having a clue.

      The last time he posted “yawn” he turned around the next day and hyped it.

      • Bunk X says:

        BTW, that DCClod they’re tweeting with was recently screeching about a billboard that mocked Elizabeth Warren’s false claim of American Indian ancestry while he/she sports a Redskins football helmet as her gravatar.

  50. Pakimon says:

    All right ladies! Listen up!

    Vote like your lady parts depend on it!

    Why you ask?

    ‘Cause The Chosen One has decreed it, that’s why! 😆

    • RTR's Grossed Out says:

      Yeah, he’s got all your lady parts in a box, and if he doesn’t get reelected, BLAMMO!

      I wonder where the box is hidden?

  51. haysoos says:

    yo Gary…
    thanks for the blues stuff…seems you’ve got whatever it is…Hopkins is one of those ‘don’t fuck with me’ guys…a little flash, a little sass, and straight up old style Texas blues

    • garycooper says:

      Thank you for bringing the old blues masters to this den of iniquity, Haysoos. Really adds to the atmosphere

      I really like Hopkins’ playing. He’s a cut above the rest, in that respect. Brings something special to every song.

  52. The Chuckles Babuska picture is a keeper!

  53. Minnow says:

    dog siren. Heh.

    • garycooper says:

      Minnow :dog siren. Heh.

      Heheh! I like “dog siren,” too. More louder, to bring more racist dogs to the great dog-poker game of life. And yet…still inaudible, to the naked ear of the honest non-racist
      dog-man.

  54. Minnow says:

    I’m sure the spinning wheels are spinning over there at Love Scientist Footballs.

    But, lest we forget the point here.

    Barack Obama actually did say all of that stuff. And he said it with a phony Negro accent.

    Which was unforgivably disingenuous, arrogant and demeaning.

    But the funny part of it is that he didn’t mean that stuff any more than anything else he ever said.

    The man is a two-bit phony.

    And, for Chunky Dipshit to pass this off as the reason Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize is about the dumbest shit I have ever read.

    Obama = Chunky J = Phony Bullshit

    All the way down the line.

    Punk.

  55. garycooper says:

    It’s highly amusing that Fatass had to own up to a post slamming the Obama vid in 2008, which he now discounts as a total nontroversy drummed up by racist wingnuts. 😆

    Not that anybody in the world cares, besides us…but it’s still fun to watch him flail.

  56. Minnow says:

    Hey ever’body look at me. I can hold up the Boy Scout Salute and think it is hip!

  57. Pakimon says:

    Every time Chunky yawns, a moonbat gets its wings.