The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs: Part IV – The Flounces

This is Part 4 of a monograph about a blog named Little Green Footballs and its founder Charles Foster Johnson. Click the links below for related posts. They will be updated as the series continues.
Prologue
Part 1 – Overview
Part 2 – The Ascendance of Charles Johnson and LGF
Part 3 – The Bannings
Part 4 – The Flounces
Part 5 – The Turnaround
Part 6 – Current Events & The Future Of LGF

Bonus track: Revisiting Rathergate

PART 4 – THE FLOUNCES

In contrast to The Bannings, there were many who saw the writing on the wall at Little Green Footballs. Rather than wait for Charles Johnson’s own sock puppet “Stinky Beaumont” to fetch the banning stick, they decided to leave voluntarily. Most just walked away quietly, but there were many who wanted to have one last word before they left. These comments were referred to as “flounces.”

The record of “flounces” is sparse, as once a member of Little Green Footballs announced that he/she was leaving, Johnson would delete the comment, often within seconds, depriving other lizards and the public from reading the complaint. Once a lizard “flounced” he/she was no longer welcome, and was mocked by the remaining hive of LGF supporters. No matter how popular or prolific the “flouncer” had been at LGF, he/she was instantly demonized and smeared as someone who shouldn’t have been allowed to post in the first place.

In some ways a “flounce” was more offensive to Johnson than overt trolling because it was a defection – one of his loyal supporters had decided to abandon him – and that was unacceptable. Johnson considers himself to be a benefactor who is owed allegiance. Once the allegiance is breached, the former lizard is deemed to be an enemy.

Many flounces were unremarkable, merely something along the lines of, “Charles, I wish you well, please delete my account.” Others were more explicit. Still others found themselves blocked and banned in absencia and resorted to posting their grievances on their own blogs or elsewhere. While not technically “flounces” they served the same purpose.

Patterico was one of the latter.[1] After pointing out that an image of Obama polishing Sarah Palin’s shoes was a photoshop created by a registered Democrat employed by the Colorado Department of Transportation[2] and providing proof, Johnson decided that Patterico had to go.[3] The un-doctored image in question was of a white woman getting a shoe shine from a white homeless man. There was no racism involved until Johnson said there was. Once Patterico dispelled the myth, Johnson responded with the classic YesBut: YES it is a photoshop by a Democrat. Yes it was posted by government worker, BUT the Republicans did it according to Johnson.

Some flounces had been simmering for a while. Veteran lizard “Cato The Elder” was having financial difficulties at the same time Johnson was pressuring his fan base to donate money to LGF. Cato had had enough. [4]

Cato knelt, exposed his throat and flounced with three simple words, each loaded with a dumpster full of acidic sarcasm. “Do it now.” [5]

Of all the eloquent flounces, perhaps “Earth2Moonbat” summed up the frustrations the best in September 2009, presented here in it’s entirety. [6]

What’s up, Chuck? I feel like Rip Van Winkle. I leave for a couple years, and come back, and like this place turns into Kos. WTF happened? Does Spock have a beard? Is this some bizarro alternative universe? I mean, I didn’t mind your bike threads. After all, I guess if you want to show off in front of your lizardoid minions like this, it’s your blog, not that there’s anything wrong with that. So I went along. Even when Sharmuta started turning into a groupie. I even remember the one when your bike broke, and Irish Rose gave you a lift.

Things started getting a little weirder when the creationism threads started popping up. First a couple. Then a bunch more. Then it turns into a full-fledged evolutionist jihad. What’s a Pastafarian supposed to think when you insult my noodly savior? Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, you heathen! You and your puny Darwinian religion are no match for the Great Noodly One!

So anyway, this place started getting kind of weird. It’s like wall-to-wall evolution 24/7. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s also not the way science is supposed to work. Science isn’t supposed to be jihad, and it’snot supposed to be cheerleaders with pom-poms chanting “hey hey…ho ho…creationism has got to go”. It’s supposed to be resolution of observation and theory. I don’t think Darwin would appreciate this shit if he were alive.

I mean this evolution jihad is like 22 metric shitloads of WTF. But then you go off on another jihad masquerading as science by talking shit about climate skeptics. Do you know a proton from a crouton, Chucky? Do you have even the most basic tools to understand this issue? No? Then why don’t you follow Jillette’s wise advice, and STFD and STFU? I don’t get it, is your bike missing, or something? As we Pastafarians all know ,lack of pirates causes global warming. Haven’t you ever heard of theArrrr-henius equation?

So anyway, you go to Jimmy Hansen’s minions’ site realclimate.org looking for the indisputable truth. As you can see, they’re run by EMS. If you follow the money, EMS leads back to Fenton Communications, and ultimately back to the Tides Foundation. That’s the same Theresa Heinz’s Tides Foundation that gave Saint Hansen a quarter million just for giggles. You did know that Hansen is Gavin’s boss, right? If you think this is how things are supposed to be, you’re denser than I thought. Show me one skeptic anywhere in the world who received even a research grant, let alone a stringless gift like that of that magnitude. I double-dog dare you.

WTF happened to the skeptic who didn’t want to take Dan Rather’s libel at face value? Have you forgotten what put LGF on the map? It was because a good citizen debunking of the powerful propagandists attracted a lot of smart people to a site that represented the best of the web. Your 15 minutes was when you successfully pulled a WTF check off on the high and mighty Dan.

I guess that was then, and this is now. Did I mention that your precious Jimmy Hansen is a creationist abuser of Godwin’s law? The wierod had the unbridled gall to call his detractors “deniers”. Do you think that’s just ducky, Chucky, when some narcissistic prick abuses the Holocaust for political purposes? Oh, yeah. I forgot. He’s ‘saving creation’ (his words). That makes it ok to use the Holocaust as a tool.

But it gets worse. He then claims that it’s a scientific fact that coal cars are the equivalent of the rail cars that Hitler used to carry people to Auschwitz. But he’s a great hero, right? Saving all creation, right Chucky? Then if that’s not enough, he calls for aNuremberg trial for oil executives. And supports eco-terrorism. And he’s not a fan of democracy. Yes, Chucky, he’s 100% loony-tunes. He thinks he’s Jor-El.And I’m putting the most charitable possible interpretation on that.

I’m sorry, but you’ve really gotten yourself mixed up with a bunch of USDA grade AAA Godwinizing pricks. You’ve just joined forces with GeorgeMonbiot. Y’know,the original “moonbat”? Well, I’d say that’s123 metric shitloads of WTF in the WTF truck. That just blew the tires out.

So you’re confusing Captain Planet with Mr. Science. I guess that happens when you watch a couple episodes of Bill Nye the Science Guy,and think you’re a string theorist. But then you start getting seriously deranged. You start getting paranoid and delusional. You start imagining corporations and white supremacists stealing your bike. I can’t believe you just banned Dotty, Chuckles, but just chill. It’ll be ok. Just close your eyes and repeat after me: “there are no white supremacists stealing my bike”. If that doesn’t work, there are some remarkable new pharmaceutical products that work wonders. A reliable source tells me that your bike is in the basement of the Alamo.

I thought it was a little peculiar the way you went jihad all over Geller and Malkin. You have to wonder about a guy who uses a Mac, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But it is sorta weird. That dumped another 43 metric shitloads of WTF into the WTF truck. The springs just bottomed out.

Then you went on a jihad against those whom you pejoratively call “nirthers”. Clever. Cute. One person does a typo, so they’re all”nirthers”. I mean really. Neener, neener, you’re a nirther. Are you trying to refute their arguments, or did you regress into junior high, and think you’re in a lunchroom foodfight?Are the nirthers in on the conspiracy to steal your bike, too?

But then things get even weirder:

The Center for the Study of Carbon Dioxide and GlobalChange is a front group for Exxon-Mobil.

[532Charles Thu, Apr 30, 2009 1:01:05pm]

A “front group”? I hate to break the news to you, but it isn’t Exxon-Mobil trying to steal your bike, Pee Wee, it’s Francis.Over the course of 11 years, E-M donates $90,000 for the support of CO2science.org. That’s a little over $8000/yr. That total sum over 11 years is one third of the amount that Theresa Heinz gaveHansen. And the Idso brothers are running a “front group”? A little black helicopter much there?

I mean OMG ponies!1!1!1! Big Oil has a “front group”. Jezuz Frik on a pogo stick! Big Oil is so 2008. Haven’t you heard? The conspiracy these days is the Big Health Insurance. Just remember, here’s what will happen to your bike under ObamaCare. And your gramma, too.

The insurance companies have front groups, too. Did you realize that? Oh, I guess it’s a big secret. Let me fill you in on the Big Secret: Lots of industries have “front groups” by your definition. By your logic, any time any private company donates to any group, it becomes a “front group”. And you have the chutzpah to call the birthers crazy. Add 422 metric shitloads of WTF to the WTF truck. It’s spilling over the sides and on the cab. You’regoing to be responsible for a toxic WTF cleanup.

After that, I didn’t think it could get any worse. I was wrong. Van Jones is an unmitigated dickhead. I would have thought that you’d take Zombie’s word for it. But it appears that your jihad against Glenn Beck trumps any reasonable assessment of Jones. So you say:

Van Jones is incredibly respected among environmentalists. I know you hate him, but that’s just a fact.

[24 Charles Sun, Sep 6,2009 9:56:14am]

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but WTF does that have to do with with the price of peanuts in Trinidad? Catholics respect the pope. Does that make the pope an expert on anything other than religion? That’s787 metric shitloads of WTF. I can’t even see the truck anymore.

And just when I think you can’t get any nuttier, you go totally splodynannas all over everybody. I was vaguely aware of your jihad against Beck, but not against Stacey McCain. Here you are getting in an argument with Stacey McCain. But then you go jihad on Stephen Green, the vodkapundit, for guilt by association!WTF? He publishes some real time reports from McCain in the field,and now he (and everybody else at PJM) is an enemy of the people. This was my heads up that you had serious issues. I was hanging out at PJM, and then this wild display of insane jihad came out of nowhere. You’re going jihad on the vodkapundit, because of his reporter. Then I followed some comments to Kirly’s list, and lo and behold! Over1300 bannings!

That in itself was kinda bizarre, but I looked on the list of the banned. Such wild screaming white supremacists as: Bob’s Kid, Carl in Jerusalem, Kirly, Little old lady, Goddess of the Classroom, Jheka, Loppyd, and N.Y. Nana. Chucky, that’s all wee-wee’ed up. They ain’t got your bike. Johnson, don’t be a dick.

Nutty as that is, you outdid yourself by banning Iowahawk! I mean Jezuz Frack in a Cadillac, Iowahawk! The jester. The funny guy. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you no sense of humor? I mean for crying out loud, if you have that pongo instinct to pee all over, don’t pee at the clown! What kind of a person pees at a clown? If you can’t help but pee, pee in your own mouth, but leave the clown alone. I don’t understand why you nuked Iowahawk, and still put up with TFK, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I think I get it. You want to hang out with the Kool Kos Kids. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but how’s that working out for you? I think you need to face something. It’s time you learned the awful truth. Yup, Chuck. Your bike never was in the basement of the Alamo. And neither were the white supremacists. They were in your head all this time.

Chuckles. I used to be one of your lizard minions. ‘Member? 25,000+ comments? I remember when Reaganite, and Ann, and Rayra and Swampwoman got uppity and got banned. I took the position that this was your sandbox, and you were right to toss them. But they saw something that I didn’t see. It had to unravel more. They were right. I wee wee’ed up. But at least I’m willing to recognize my error. You used to be tolerant. Now you’re a liberal. And paranoid. And thin skinned. You’ve reduced a healthy debate to a hallelujah chorus.

You remind me of somebody. Is it Pee Wee? I mean you two both are way too into your bikes, not that there’s anything wrong with that. And you both are masters of your own fate, taking matters into your own hands.

No, that isn’t quite right. Elena Ceausescu, perhaps? I mean you both fancy yourselves scientists, and you are one tater short of a dictator. No….somebody else. Richard Nixon? I think I’m getting closer. He had an enemies list, and he was a liberal masquerading as a conservative, and he was a Dick.

Not quite. I got it. The thin skin, the paranoia, the megalomania. And he was a dick. You remind me of……Dan Rather.

I’m not going to miss this place. Make my day, Chuckles. Ban me.

And before I go, a special shout out to MandyRude.
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[Coming up: Part 5 – The Liberal Turnaround]


[1] Patterico’s Pontifications, 2 January 2010. Patterico’s response to Johnson for banning him in secret. http://patterico.com/2010/01/02/patterico-banned-at-lgf/

[2] “The sender of the email is a 73 year-old CDOT supervisor.” http://www.9news.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=129781&catid=339

[3] Patterico’s Pontifications, 1 January 2010 http://patterico.com/2010/01/01/charles-johnson-denounces-the-right-wing-racism-of-a-picture-forwarded-by-a-democrat/

[4] “Mr. Amadinejad Perfoms,” Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, 23 September 2010.

[5] Shortly afterward, Cato forwarded a longer screed to Diary of Daedalus, posted 4 February 2011, “Cato Speaks.” http://diaryofdaedalus.com/2011/02/04/cato-speaks/

[6]  Earth2Moonbat’s flounce captured and posted here. http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2009/09/24/operation-chuckys-big-adventure/

[Updated links and title, fixed minor typos.–Ed]

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96 Comments on “The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs: Part IV – The Flounces”

  1. Thomas The Rhymer says:

    You just can’t beat, “Do it now.”, for the most effective way to get the message across.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Yep. Cato was trapped and pissed, brandishing a tire iron in the corner of the barn, and Chuck had taken the safety off of Mr. Mossberg. Showdown at the okeydokeyhokeypokey corral.

  3. Pakimon says:

    You remind me of somebody. Is it Pee Wee? I mean you two both are way too into your bikes, not that there’s anything wrong with that. And you both are masters of your own fate, taking matters into your own hands.

    Chunky as a fat, pony-tailed, Cheetos gorging version of Pee Wee Herman. I like that!

    I think this clip captures the essence of Chunky’s ‘Secret Threads” perfectly. 😆

  4. garycooper says:

    I noticed “Chuck” in the PeeWee clip was a black man…raaaaacist, or just a coincidence? I think we all know the answer to that one.

    Not to go all Godwin here, but it occurred to me that the way the bannings/flounces/lizard-holocaust went down at LGF was similar to the Jewish Holocaust in Nazi Germany, just in the way the people being denounced and disappeared went piecemeal, individually or in very small groups, often to the mocking scorn of those left behind. There was never any organized resistance, not that that would have changed the inevitable outcome (See: “Downfall”).

    When they came for the creationists, I did not speak out, for I was not a creationist. When they came for the European anti-Islamicization people, I did not speak out, for I was not too sure if they were really white-power neo-Nazis like Chunky said, or just people concerned about the way their countries were tumbling into Islamist hell. When they came for Cato, I just had a good laugh. They had already come for me, for defending myself against Lewd-Freak in one of his eco-hysteric moods. This is out of order? YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER!

  5. trebob says:

    Cato’s was the best flounce IMO. Consise, timley, witty. The best!

  6. OLT's Impressed says:

    1. Love the photo of the beach. Did Stalker Charles take that? So arty! 😉
    2. Damn, Earth2Moonbat, I am jealous and humbled. That was masterful, a Gordian knot of fact and sarcasm. Applause, sir (or madam). “One tater short of a dictator’! LOL! I am using that today on my boss.

    • Briareus says:

      OLT’s Impressed :

      1. Love the photo of the beach. Did Stalker Charles take that? So arty! ;)
      2. Damn, Earth2Moonbat, I am jealous and humbled. That was masterful, a Gordian knot of fact and sarcasm. Applause, sir (or madam). “One tater short of a dictator’! LOL! I am using that today on my boss.

      1. Yes, that’s a Johnson. Hope no one missed what was *ahem* written in the sand.
      2. He showed up here as Snork.

      What amused me about the periodic flouncings was that many of them used Diary of Daedalus as a decompression chamber, a halfway house with no invisible taboos and eggshells. Some took longer to “get” that this place isn’t a mirror version of LGF. Some stuck around, some moved on. For those who stayed (and you know who you are) kudos.

  7. garycooper says:

    Just do it…and hold the maonnaise, please.

  8. Medchemmer says:

    Flouncylnacht

  9. windbag says:

    I’m torn between thinking that Charles never made it through all of earth2moonbat’s flounce or that Charles has it memorized. I lean towards the latter, envisioning him doing a mumbling recitation, sort of like Samuel L. Jackson in “Pulp Fiction,” every time he purges another Flemish Nazi sock puppet from the rolls.

  10. rightymouse says:

    I regret to say that I must have missed E2M’s epic adieu. That was fabulous! 🙂

  11. snowcrash says:

    Cato’s was good but earth2moonbat’s simple query of Do you know a proton from a crouton, Chucky? Is brilliant.

  12. Liz_Ardoid says:

    Wowwww, amazing rant there of earth2moonbat 😯 😆

    For the interested, it happened in this thread
    littlegreenfootballs.com/article/34741_Overnight_Open_Thread/comments

    apparently in comments no.’s 129 – 132
    but it seems they were quickly deleted by a monitor lizard

    various funny reactions though, like:

    136 Sharmuta Thu, Sep 24, 2009 4:18:17am

    re: #130 Earth2moonbat

    You fucker- I thought you were dead! And this is the fucking shit you come back with?! Fuck you.

    😆

  13. Juan Epstein says:

    The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam

  14. garycooper says:

    From the Twitterwarrior Theater: Does Fatass really think Romney’s so stupid he wants to open the windows in a pressurized cabin, at high altitude? Because if Fatass really thinks that, he needs to have his fat head examined, trepanned and slapped awake.

  15. Arachne says:

    I notice he is disparaging the Stop Islamization anti-Jihad ads with “savage” in quotes. I’m sorry dumbass – but what is is about murdering, sodomizing and dragging our ambassador through the streets of Benghazi screams “civilization” to you. Or is that the “cul-de-sac” of Muslim rage?

  16. OLT's Watching The Gyre Widen says:

    DENOUNCE MADONNA!

    http://patdollard.com/2012/09/madonna-for-better-or-worse-we-have-a-black-muslim-in-the-white-house/

    LOLZ to you, Stalker Charles. She’s an Obama supporter …

    • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

      Worse than that, she promised to strip nekked if Zero is reelected. Ew. Ick. Romney/Ryan 2012, for humanity’s sake!

      • Arachne says:

        Someone seriously needs to tell her that she is no longer the cute 28 year old bouncing around the MTV awards in a wedding dress singing about being like a virgin. She’s in her mid-50’s and looking over botoxed and overtrained. Baby girl, NO ONE straight wants to see it.

        Has she dropped her phoney English accent yet now that she’s no longer Duchess of the manor?

      • garycooper says:

        To think I once had a real crush on that mangy mutt…the horror! The thought of those gnarly man-hands touching me fills me with dread. Have you seen her mug without heavy makeup lately? 😯

      • dwells38 says:

        Now if Katy Perry had said it…

      • garycooper says:

        If Katy Perry had said it, we could have laughed it off as the ignorance of the young. Madonna’s been around longer than I have, so she’s got no excuse for being such an idiot. Plus, Perry is hot. 😉

  17. Nazis Under The Bed says:

    “Does Spock have a beard?” First I’ve read that E2M piece, that’s good stuf.

  18. RTR's Rude Awakening says:

    And?

    • Pakimon says:

      Florida State and Atlanta Braves fans do the same thing.

      Chunky needs to take his faux indignation and cram it up his fat ass!

      Along with a bag of cheetos…

      • haysoos says:

        a huge issue….HUGE!….should get millions of retweets
        unbelievable scandal, the entire nation is abuzz regarding this brazen whatever it is

      • garycooper says:

        Actually, that’s what Running Joke and her squaw-hubby did when she got hired by Harvard. And then she scalped his mangina.

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe Chuck should check and see if any of Scott’s staffers were, oh, I dunno, GENUINE Native Americans? Because Fauxcahontas is not popular with any of the Tribes of the Cherokee Nation (or any other Nation for that mattter – I work with attorneys of verifiable Indian heritage practicing Tribal Law that have nothing but contempt for the Democratic candidate from Massachusetts).

    • dwells38 says:

      Ha. How faux and transparently disingenuous is that? So it’s PC to pretend to be Native American for the affirmative action benefits? But somehow un-PC to mock those guilty of it? Really? Well isn’t it also un-PC to walk around with your hair parted in the middle and sporting a long pony-tail? After all, white priviliged hippies started doing that so they would look more cool and ethnic and unwhite like the ‘Man’. And usually without even understanding the suffering of minorities. Very insensitive and narcisistic.

  19. Pakimon says:

    dwells38 :
    Sure and there’s video of his reaction:
    [youtube

    Here’s my favorite version of that video. Ah, memories… 😆

  20. RTR's Rude Awakening says:

    Geller 1 CNN 0. Chuck not playing.

    • Arachne says:

      I imagine Chuck’s cable got cut off long ago for nonpayment, since it’s way more important that he have internet service and he can probably only afford one or the other. Geller is on Fox, Geller in on CNN, Geller is on local New York, Geller is on Hannity. Geller has over 7,000 followers with as many tweets (those are GELLER’s followers, not Atlas Shrugs – Atlas has over 20,000) how many people are watching you, Chuck?)

      (Hell, I have 416 followers and I’ve only been tweeting since June with no blog link. Imagine what a contender I could be if I actually, you know, DID something!)

  21. garycooper says:

    Just when his fantasy with Pam reaches its peak moment…beclownment!

  22. OLT's Neener, Neener says:

    OLT’s Grand Theft Wisecrack :
    Think of the possibilities:
    “Does Spock have a beard in your world?”
    /so stealing that

    I stole it and used it on teh Twitterz.

    • haysoos says:

      notice…
      all snark must be approved by LGF…
      all unapproved snark will be classified by one or all of the following
      -bullshit
      -ignorance
      -anti science
      -intolerance
      -bigotry
      -racism
      submit snark for approval to lgf@wesuckthebigone.com

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure Romney knows very well why they don’t open…you see, Chuckles, Romney started with NOTHING, got off his ass and made millions and now he can pretty buy himself a pretty plane to take him wherever he wants to go. And because said pretty plane probably flies at 40,000 feet, he sure as shit DOES know why they don’t open.

      Meanwhile, how is your fat ass getting around town? When you can wedge it out the front door, that it.

    • rightymouse says:

      When I first read the quotes in the LA times I realized he was joking. Only morons like Charles thought he was serious because of their ‘Romney is stupid’ meme. Romney is far from stupid, Chuckie, but you’re proving your utter lack of mental prowess on a daily basis

      • haysoos says:

        when BO, and by extension LGF have nothing positive to run on, they have to resort to this pathetic stuff…not surprising the irony is lost on them…miles of posts about snark or gaffs, nothing about any issues that affect the whole country….partisan, AmIdol politics and the best part is, they are oblivious to how helpless they look, like bugs…they are hooked on the media, pundits, petty finger pointing, posting their own tweets, rejecting any and all dissent, redefining truth, accusations etc…the mundane becomes historical, failure becomes success, blah blah yawn…when you don’t perceive your own irrelevance, you are no more than a bot shitting here and there and moving on

      • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

        For Chucklehead, it fits the “anti-science” hooting. That’s the only thing that matters.

      • rightymouse says:

        Haysoos:

        Agreed.

        I truly believe that Romney is our best bet. Why? The man has been wildly successful in the private sector. He could stay there and continue to be wildly successful. Yet he feels compelled to serve. He could play it safe, but he’s willing to make enormous sacrifices to lead America. Obama and Biden are effing jokes. Let’s get serious people in the WH! Vote Romney/Ryan!! 🙂

  23. rightymouse says:

    Chuckie tweets:

    “@EricBoehlert To a very large number of right wingers, there’s nothing wrong at all with being “anti-Muslim.” They say it outright. 1 hour ago”

    Sort of like you Chuckles? Or are you trying to rewrite your blogging history, mmmmmmmmmmm?

  24. garycooper says:

    MISLED! 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    Obama Pollster Rips Romney Camp’s Version of Electorate as a ‘Fantasy’ lgf.bz/S3pAwV 12 minutes ago

    An “Obama Pollster”, eh Chunky?

    Wow, talk about an unimpeachable source. 🙄

    The one thing that keeps The Chunkster happy and his dream alive is a barrage of ridiculously weighted polls.

    And Cheetos.

    Er, wait…that’s two things. 😆

  26. haysoos says:

    as for Cato…
    a lot of people didn’t like him…mostly because he is so damned smart and he would toy with you…we mixed it up several times then became friends…he had my phone number via Walter and we’d talk here and there…he was ready to go, tired of the continued demise of LGF and made no secret of it, especially his regard for cj which had tanked…when he and cj mixed it up, cj had no choice but to can him…Cato forced it and never looked back…Cato is a very interesting guy, loyal to his friends, funny as hell, smart as a whip and as friendly as cj is not…we still talk once in a while, and when I was canned it was a relief, just like Cato said it would be…there is no use posting there when most people hate you and there is no debate or info swapping…Cato knew it then, I knew it later and we all know it now…last gasp here…both walter and cato are outstanding people, both would give you the shirt off their back, and both have smarts that are off the scale…I’m friends with both and consider it a my privilege…these are guys that are interesting and fun to hang out with

  27. Pakimon says:

    Like I said before, don’t believe the polls and just go vote no matter what they say.

    The polls are going to claim that Obama and Romney are “neck and neck” or with Obama having a small lead for the next couple of weeks.

    Then we’re going to be inundated with polls for about a week or so claiming that Obama is “pulling away”.

    The week before the election, the less “reputable polls” (MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC etc) will maintain that Obama’s lead is widening while pollsters who actually earn their living by polls (Gallup, Pew etc.) will announce that Romney is “gaining momentum” and fast closing the gap to try and maintain a semblence of credibility when Obama loses.

    Romney is going to win unless he has a total meltdown during the debates and that’s unlikely.

    Romney is an experienced debater and Obama is not.

    In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Romney needles Obama without mercy until Obama responds with a sniveling petulant outburst or two.

    It’s classic debating tactics. A well-timed laugh, rolling of the eyes and pithy quips about your opponent’s responses are quite likely to make someone as narcissistic as Obama become unglued.

    All I’m saying is, have your popcorn ready. 😉

  28. >56 Charles Johnson Tue, Sep 25, 2012 1:25:29pm

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    DARVO.

    57 gamark Tue, Sep 25, 2012 1:27:11pm

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    My. Such vitriol to those who don’t share your opinions. Call it a flounce then. Carry on.

    It’s been a while.

  29. poteen2 says:

    56 Charles Johnson Tue, Sep 25, 2012 1:25:29pm

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    DARVO.

    57 gamark Tue, Sep 25, 2012 1:27:11pm

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    My. Such vitriol to those who don’t share your opinions. Call it a flounce then. Carry on.

    It’s been a while.

  30. Briareus says:

    RTR’s Rude Awakening :

    Weirdly, KT is now the voice of reason there.

    Guess what’s coming up in the Next Edition. 😀

  31. poteen2 says:

    The Tea Party Movement Doesn’t Exist
    If Fox News started a Mickey Mouse Club, it would have been the Tea Party
    Charles Johnsonrssfollow me on twitter
    Politics • Sep 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm PDT • Views: 312

    The National Memo: The Tea Party Movement Doesn’t Exist
    by @LOLGOP

    Boy is he gonna be surprised.
    His ‘depths of dumb’ have yet to find a bottom.

    • Pakimon says:

      His ‘depths of dumb’ have yet to find a bottom.

      Reminds me of the ending of the movie “The Abyss”.

      Don’t think he’s going to find any aliens to rescue him when does hit bottom though… 😆

  32. poteen2 says:

    ICYMI: Infographic: DARVO (The Abusers’ Strategy)

    ICYMI; DARVON (Charlie’s Strategy of Abuse)

    I’z can be a psycho-ologist just like he. 🙂

  33. Abu bin Squid says:

    ClownChuck bashes the Tea Party not understanding they will determine the 2012 elections just like the 2010 elections. All that’s left is Fatty McTornBikeShorts’ spin. They don’t make neoprene like they used to, heh. Your native-American name would be Asstobigforbikeseat.
    An aside: re-reading what a POS Charles was/is on these these wonderful monographs makes me angry. No comment yet from the shut-in coward of Culver Shitty. Good thing he never reads here. Ever.

    • Bunk X says:

      None of the other little weasels have shown up either, but they don’t read here.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’d bet Dork_Falcon is furiously taking notes with which he will he will produce a detailed report to Queen Chunktoria and hope to parlay it into gaining employment as “royal Cheetos fetcher” or some such thing. 😆

  34. Speranza says:

    You failed to mention Caroline Girl’s epic flounce of December 2010.

  35. OLT's Lie Down With Fleas says:

    poteen2 :

    The Tea Party Movement Doesn’t Exist
    If Fox News started a Mickey Mouse Club, it would have been the Tea Party
    Charles Johnsonrssfollow me on twitter
    Politics • Sep 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm PDT • Views: 312
    The National Memo: The Tea Party Movement Doesn’t Exist
    by @LOLGOP

    Boy is he gonna be surprised.
    His ‘depths of dumb’ have yet to find a bottom.

    @LOLGOP is one of the most ignorant yet persistent Twitter political trolls. usually takes about three exchanges to dissolve into frothing verbal abuse and artless profanity.

    Nice friends you have, Stalker Charles.

  36. OLT's Lie Down With Fleas says:

    haysoos :
    as for Cato…
    a lot of people didn’t like him…mostly because he is so damned smart and he would toy with you…we mixed it up several times then became friends…he had my phone number via Walter and we’d talk here and there…he was ready to go, tired of the continued demise of LGF and made no secret of it, especially his regard for cj which had tanked…when he and cj mixed it up, cj had no choice but to can him…Cato forced it and never looked back…Cato is a very interesting guy, loyal to his friends, funny as hell, smart as a whip and as friendly as cj is not…we still talk once in a while, and when I was canned it was a relief, just like Cato said it would be…there is no use posting there when most people hate you and there is no debate or info swapping…Cato knew it then, I knew it later and we all know it now…last gasp here…both walter and cato are outstanding people, both would give you the shirt off their back, and both have smarts that are off the scale…I’m friends with both and consider it a my privilege…these are guys that are interesting and fun to hang out with

    Cato is a dick that (unprovoked and unasked) called my uncle a liar and then proceeded to bring the exchange up over and over again, long after I had decided to just let him stew in ignorance and ignore his benighted ass.

    Cato can take his apparently omniscient knowledge of everything and his sophomoric attempts at condescension and shove it right up where the sun don’t shine. Which he would probably enjoy.

    Cato can go fuck himself blind with Weezy’s oldest and cheesiest strap-on. Which she would probably enjoy.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m trying to remember if it was Cato that was advocating “outing” zombie after he/she was banned, and urged Charles to expose him/her in retaliation for the comments on the site. I also have serious problems with Cato’s misogyny toward Sarah Palin.

      • OLT's Sigmund Fraud says:

        PDS was/is a serious problem on the Left and people like Loozards (wannabe cool kid Leftists who don’t know shit from shinola or Marxism/Leninism/Stalinism/Maoism).

        I should be used to the fact that the emasculated males and drones that make up the majority of the Left’s useful idiot category are either completely fearful of women or absolutely in thrall to one (usually but not always their mother). And we should be checking their basements and freezers regularly in the name of public safety.

        This fear or Mother-worship makes a successful, independent woman like Palin extremely frightening – especially since she refused to cloak herself in the guise of one of the Left’s preferred social classes (coastal Lib, lesbian, Hollywood hosebag, or brittle embittered feminist). Therefore she is stupid, evil, and a slut, because to these “males”, women are of one type or another. Mother (whether biological or domineering wife) or evil slut/whore/tramp.

      • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

        She dint do teh fake Indian thing, neither. How dare a white woman run for office without faking minority status?

  37. Haku's the brains in the family says:

    fuck ned.
    he was a dick. end of