Race Detective declares opposition to Obama is racist

Charles Johnson was in full Race Detective mode today. He says that the opposition to Obama is racist.

Charles Johnson sees racists everywhere!


93 Comments on “Race Detective declares opposition to Obama is racist”

  1. doppelganger says:

    Charles, as serious question if you please

    Explain the visceral hatred for George W. Bush.


  2. OLT's Honkeywhistle says:

    He’s in tune with the DNC. Their entire platform is “You’re a RACIST!”. It really seems to be all any of them can muster, and we’re talking much greater brainpower than LGF can muster in these latter days of ignominy.

    Also, Stalker Charles seeems to have forgotten BDS, and its younger sister, PDS. Then again, he’s forgotten a lot of things, apparently.

    Maybe I’ll get around to addressing his insane theory that there’s absolutely nothing different about Barack Obama’s politics or policies later. Meanwhile, he should be somewhat chagrined that SanFranZionist has actually had to point out the blindingly obvious to him.

  3. doppelganger says:


    If I may, a serious observation

    You have a short memory. I believe this is from some head trauma when you fell off your trike a few years ago. This combined with tertiary syphylis and a lifetime of microinfacts due to heavy drug use and obesity.
    Anyway, you’ve obviously forgotten the Bill Clinton years. Need I remind you he was impeached?

    it’s OK. Continue with your meme. That and a few sycophants are all you have left

    • poteen2 says:

      Bill Clinton? I remember him. Wasn’t he a Rhodes Scholar? A brilliant President? The most powerful man in the world? A horny cracker who didn’t have the intelligence or self control to keep his dick out of someone else’s teenaged daughter.

    • windbag says:

      Bill Clinton, the first black POTUS?? Maybe *that* explains the opposition to him.

  4. OLT's Dogwhistler Barks at You says:

    BTW, I’d like to welcome you all to The Donkey Show, which willbe playing all week.


    • Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

      They haven’t even got started, and they already threw Israel under the bus, and are chanting to the great abortion goddess. This promises to be the donkey show to end all donkey shows. Only problem is, Sandra Fook made the poor critter go flaccid. Nothing about 5 KG of taxpayer-funded viagra can’t fix.

  5. Voltaire's Crack says:

    A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

    George Dennison Prentice

  6. OLT's Great American Hero says:

    OT: Kurt’s “vagina” avatar is the G.I. Joe “Cobra” symbol of the bad guys of the ’80’s cartoon show. This has been discussed before, but apparently “B Sharp” ain’t.

    • Kirlz says:

      Probably the closest he gets to an actual human vagina.

      He’s pathetic.

      And CFnJ is insane if he thinks obama’s policies aren’t that different than most American presidents. And for his minions who troll here 24/7, oaba’s pigmentation is entirely irrelevant – I’d find his policies horrid from any human on the planet. Dumbasses.

    • Doppelganger says:

      I think the term is “kurt’s unemployed mangina” when referring to Kurt, the cyber pussy

  7. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Is CJ secretly circulating through the convention in Charlotte?


  8. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Not his policies or politics, Charles?

    For one thing, how about all of the pro-Israel language that has been dropped from the Democratic platform?

    Nobody here will get pleasure out of reading this.


  9. Voltaire's Crack says:

    But this is funny.

  10. Speranza says:

    Charles Johnson sees racists everywhere! – the fat bastard needs to look in the mirror.

  11. beed says:

    Dark Falcon is going for the mysterious vagina look, something, which to my knowledge, has never been done before.

    • Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

      Nothing mysterious about that one. A gaping cave, with a stalactite at the top. That’s how they look after 200,000 miles.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    He’s right.

    This country would never ever elect a black president.

  13. Doppelganger says:

    I got an advanced copy of Michelle Obama’s speech tonight

    “Let them eat Kale”

  14. Jack of Shadows says:

    I just remembered that in the 70s it was racist not to like disco. Funny that nobody thought to say it was homophobic as well

    • OLT's Don't It Make My Grey Briefs Blue says:

      Ah, the days of “In The Bush” and making the mistake of listening to those disco lyrics while doing the bump and grind with a beautiful upper-class girl at a school dance. Sweet, sweet memories of completely inapproopriate involuntary bodily reflexes as she gyrated away unaware of the suggestive lyrics, or the fact that I was seriously in need of a bucket of cold water.

      Almost made the zits and braces worthwhile.

  15. OLT's White People R Teh Suxxor says:

    Rufus T. Rumpswab :
    His white half is worse than Carter’s white whole.

    Obama is only one of many people who are at least 50% white that I cannot tolerate. Charles Schumer is another, as are Nancy Pelosi, Bawney Fwank, Cher, and that pervert that used to squeeze the Charmin in public.

    I can say for a fact I dislike MANY more white people than black people. That makes me a non-racist person, IMO, at least using what passes for thought at The Bog.

    It’s a low standard, but it’s mine.

    • Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

      Dude. Schumer gets to play the Jew card, and Cher can play the Indian card for real. And Frank can play the ghey card. That’s a get-out-of-white free card. That leaves Pelosi. I guess she can play the mentally disabled card.

      You’re out of cards.

    • OLT's White People R Teh Suxxor says:

      Bah. You had to do a lot of cheating for that. I repeat, they’re all at LEAST 50% white. So there, and what not.

  16. garycooper says:

    Chunky lives in a very white suburb. He’s a fat, white, middle-aged honky with a ponytail that does less than nothing for his cool-quotient. He’s a loner, who runs from people who try to approach him in the supermarket.

    Basically, it’s no surprise that he’s a racist, seeing and fearing “the Other” everywhere he looks. He’s projecting it onto the Right now, but it’s all him. Doesn’t take a Degree In Psychology to see through this charade, but I have one, just in case.

  17. garycooper says:


    I’m fixin’ to relearn me some algebra, for reals. I wish this site had been around back when I was struggling with the crap, in 9th-grade. I would have avoided it like the plague, while surfing porn like a fiend, but maybe I could have crammed a little knowledge in between doobie-smoking breaks.

    Ludwig is proud of me, today. That is enough. 😥

  18. garycooper says:

    I can’t believe they have that fake Indian bitch speaking at the Donkey Show. 😆

    Why not Ward Churchill? He’s every bit as legit. Somebody send a protest-tweet for Chief Roosting Chicken!

  19. Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

    F’nA. If you’re going to go Godwin, at least quote the right Nazi. That was Goebbels, you f**king moron.


    That’s the matter with Kansas.

    • garycooper says:

      And he was talking about the English, rather than suggesting a strategy for the Reich.

      “That is of course rather painful for those involved. One should not as a rule reveal one’s secrets, since one does not know if and when one may need them again. The essential English leadership secret does not depend on particular intelligence. Rather, it depends on a remarkably stupid thick-headedness. The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous.”

  20. livefreeor die says:

    Charles, Your decision that anyone who opposes Obama in the election is a racist is pathetic not to mention unpatriotic. If you had your way, people would only have one candidate to vote for in this country. You’re already trying to marginalize anyone who won’t vote for Obama by smearing them. And you call other people Nazis? Snort.

  21. haysoos says:

    charles johnson, the Dupped One…
    anyone so easily duped has no legitimate voice…he’s admitted his own stupidity and now pretends to understand the world around him?…I think not…charles johnson, the white al sharpton…by half

  22. rightymouse says:

    Eighteen sycophantic morons updinged his stupid post. Yeesh.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Is this all the Donks have to go on this election – calling their opposition racists? Really intellectual & compelling stuff right there. Not! 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      I don’t care what color they are, if they suck at what they’re supposed to be doing they deserve to be fired. He’s a big boy and will be grazing in the tall weeds the rest of his life, anyway. And he’ll make a fortune on the martyr act with the blacks and guilty liberals. It’s time to try some business friendly policies and can the socialistic crap that hasn’t worked anywhere, ever. GM was saved for the union votes and they have now stolen $35 bil from the taxpayers and we won’t see it back. Ever. They should’ve gone through bankruptcy as the law has always provided for. And you still that self-serving union trying to rape the company for their early retirements and other perks. Guaranteed their hands will be out in no time. They’re a permanent liability and charity to the American taxpayer. That’s what you get for rewarding failures and foolish, greedy losers.

  24. JimboXL says:

    It is his policies, arrogance, lies, political leanings, contempt for America at nearly every turn. Being terrible knows no color boundaries, but from MSNBC it apparently does because of his skin color he is above questioning.

    • rightymouse says:

      For me it’s not only his blatant Marxism, but also his excruciating incompetence. He’s an embarrassment to our country.

    • dwells38 says:

      I think he’s particularly vulnerabe too, due to his own previous aggressiveness in assigning blame. GW Bush was ‘unpatriotic’ for running up debt yet BO has run up much, much more in a shorter period. And he can’t hide that he used the proceeds to pay off political cronies like Unions and supposed Green business that had already been deemed unviable by the previous Administration’s vetting process. He blamed Bush for everything and continues to do so long after promising he knew what to do better than Bush or McCain to get the country back on it’s feet economically. Sure the Koolaid drinkers turn a blind eye but the Independents don’t and they decide elections.

    • dwells38 says:

      And remember when he mocked McCain for wanting to treat the economic crisis like a crisis and postpone that debate? Remember McCain was just running away and because he knew Obamessiah had all the answers? Guess not.

      • JimboXL says:

        Yeah, but McCain was such a joke as a candidate, yet he was still ahead in the polls somehow. He’d never attack BO plus he let a surrogate go for daring to say Hussein. I thought Kerry was one of the worst candidates too, until McCain.

      • dwells38 says:

        Agree 100% McCain was weak and threw Bill Cunningham under the bus.

    • Medchemmer says:

      The problem is not that he’s too black; it’s that he is too green.

  25. haysoos says:

    duped, doped and deceived…a threefer!

  26. haysoos says:

    cj has no cred…just another braying ass looking for attention…

  27. Voltaire's Crack says:

    SFZ and Alouette: How do you like the new Democratic platform?

    Are 1949 borders sounding good? A divided state? Jerusalem no longer the capitol? Negotiating with Hamas?

    You should have seen this coming, ladies. It’s a shame, isn’t it?

    Nice hangout you have there.

    • garycooper says:

      Don’t fergit Lewd-Boy, who also claims to be very concerned about all things Israel, and once stomped out of the swamp in a hissy after some harsh exchanges about same. Has he weighed in, yet? Why not?

      • Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

        He’s down in Charlton looking for sluts. I hear they have a whole stadium full of them. It’s going to be three days of “you pay for my sluttiness”. Sluts of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your … you lost that a long time ago.

      • Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

        *Slut City

  28. garycooper says:

    I mean, ones that rock. 😈

  29. JimboXL says:

    Whats the deal with all of these pasty bright white Dims pretending to speak for all races? Regular white people could accuse them of being racist because they are so white.

  30. Abu bin Death of Threads says:

    I’m killing threads here, aren’t I? While I have no one’s attention, I want to say how much I laugh at OLT’s many name changes. Old Line Texan is the bomb!

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      Carry on, um, everybody.

      • garycooper says:

        You can never feel like it’s you killing a thread at DoD, Squidward. Activity here has always been pretty sporadic, with occasional bursts of intense mockery. Many regulars check in a couple times a day, and catch up on the threads. I know I do. I need my fix, being hooked on the schadenfreude.

      • Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

        IOW, DoD is like good sex. Hot and heavy, get it over with, and then sleep.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Here, here. Hear, hear. Whatever. 🙂

  31. Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

    Althouse is liveblogging the Big Donkey Show. It sounds positively revolting. I mean Ted fucking “Oldsmobile” Kennedy???

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      Mary Jo K. is currently unavailable for comment/rebuttal. But in the afterlife, OMG is she gonna have something to say!

  32. iSpeakJive says:

    Hulian Caaawstro.

    Ok. Awaiting Moochelles big speech.

    Hubby and I might have to do a shot of Glenmorangie every time she says “shtrong” or “shtruggle” just to make it all the way to the end.

    Wish us luck…….

  33. garycooper says:

    I tried watching Moo’s speech, but I had to bail after about four minutes. It was giving me hives.

    I knew I was going to have trouble with watching these deluded idiots prattle. Better just leave it alone, get some reading done. I downloaded “No Easy Day” today, about killing Osama, which I’m going to start as soon as I finish the last chapters of “Blonde Ambition,” Rita Cosby’s book about the slo-mo murder of Anna Nicole Smith at the depraved hands of Howard K. Stern. Quality literature no, sleazy muckraking oh yes!

  34. iSpeakJive says:

    Shtruggle, shtruggle, Shtruggled, Shtruggled, Shtruggles, shtruggling, shtruggling, Shtruggles, shtruggle, shtruggle.

    The room is spinning.

    Did she have here fangs filed off?

  35. Rufus T. Rumpswab says:

    Whatever, Moo…

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