The Pulsating Photographic Genius of Charles Foster Johnson – June Edition

Remember when The Greatest Mind of the Blogosphere bought a camera, took pictures, and presented them as magnificent works of Prescient Art?  The LGF 2010 Calendar is still for sale. [Related posts here, here and, um, here.]

70 Comments on “The Pulsating Photographic Genius of Charles Foster Johnson – June Edition”

  1. King Minos says:

    It figures it would be on a site called lulu. hahha

  2. Mark says:

    The urban sensibility of a Lee Friedlander; the humanity of a Walker Evans; the grand design of nature of a Ansel Adams; the forward compositional genius of a Carlton Watkins; the essence of time of an Eadweard Muybridge; the rhythmical use of color as an Ernst Haas; Charles’ photographs are devoid of every single one of those attributes. Pedestrian is the word that comes to mind. Indeed, too self-aware to be even considered interesting snapshots they border on the pompous.

    • Bunk X says:

      And of all those magnificent photos, he never once showed the one he shot of his foot on his penis. That would have been a quite a stretch.

  3. mchblazer says:

    And here all this time i thought Lulu was just the name of Chunk johnson’s favorite blow-up doll.

    Color me ssssssssssst-upid

  4. King Minos says:

    archonix :

    Hey, lulu is a pioneer of on-demand publishing. You gotta admit, the name sticks in your mind. :)

    I did not know that. Thanks for the info. 🙂

  5. mrpaulrevere says:

    LGF is so shallow and stupid I’m losing interest in monitoring it to be frank. It seems to have a hardcore of 10-12 posters and they are VERY predictable. But then again the kookery is weapons grade over there, so I can’t help but look.

    • ISTE says:

      That is how Charles Johnson finally made me stop “stalking” him.

      I still go over there and steal his shit and have a quick look but the fun has gone out of it.

      Some things make me smile though. Dork_Falcon and his troll grilling.

    • Bunk X says:

      There’s no discussion in The Swamp anymore, just cheap inane shots based upon Charles’ MediaMatters talking points and half truths. Even their puns are flawed.

  6. ISTE :
    That is how Charles Johnson finally made me stop “stalking” him.
    I still go over there and steal his shit and have a quick look but the fun has gone out of it.
    Some things make me smile though. Dork_Falcon and his troll grilling.

    I love the troll grilling. When Dark Falcon starts commenting about preparing and cooking a troll I’m instantly reminded of a 6 year old girl in pigtails and penny loafer and maybe a little girl-styled, badly applied bee-sting lipstick using her Easy-Bake Oven ™.

    • Bunk X says:

      …and prancing in a plaid skirt around the charcoal bag. Kinda like what beed does with a can of Sterno and a box of Diamonds.

  7. HaikuMan says:

    mrpaulrevere: LGF is so shallow and stupid I’m losing interest in monitoring it to be frank.

    ISTE: That is how Charles Johnson finally made me stop “stalking” him.

    Just like Obama:
    Stopped Mexicans stealing jobs
    By killing the jobs

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Don’t sell him short; he’s killed Mexicans, too.

      • mrpaulrevere says:

        I love you guys and gals, I sorta consider it a sacred duty to drive his career into the ground, but it gets tedious at times, very tedious.

  8. Daedalus says:

    ISTE :

    That is how Charles Johnson finally made me stop “stalking” him.

    I still go over there and steal his shit and have a quick look but the fun has gone out of it.

    Some things make me smile though. Dork_Falcon and his troll grilling.

    Since when did Charles start using British idiom?

    66 Charles Johnson Sat, Jun 2, 2012 6:10:11pm


    re: #39 I’m back in the USSR (sigh)

    I’ll see how I feel tomorrow, tonight I can’t be arsed.

  9. swamprat says:

    charles sez;

    Tech Note: Scheduled Tweeting With LGF Connect
    Auto-tweeting at the time of your choice
    Charles Johnson
    LGF • Sat Jun 2, 2012 at 12:59 pm PDT • Views: 3,975
    Our LGF Connect Twitter client app has a nifty new feature today: you can now schedule tweets to be sent at a later time and date. I’ve been testing this for a few days, and it’s now ready to roll out for registered LGF users who have gone to Account Settings and linked their LGF and Twitter accounts.

    Setting the time for your scheduled tweet is very simple; when you click one of our tweet buttons (or type Control-Y) you’ll see a new checkbox labeled “Schedule” in the LGF Connect dialog box:

    I wonder how the twitterGulag blockandreports are co-ordinated?

    Don’t forget to tell your friends

    • swamprat says:

      And as an aside, this little feature looks like it ought to count as “spam” for real and true.

      Automated tweeting with the blog at the controls?

      Isn’t this spam? What does it take for charles to get the boot?

      Can anyone say for sure that he can’t simply post what he wants using others accounts? and why would you want to tweet utilizing lgf? He, of course, gains traffic

    • GJT says:

      And now we know how fatass was tweeting at 3:00 am the other day.

      • swamprat says:

        If he auto tweets his commercials for music at his amazon store, and then reports others for “spam”…?

        Sheesh! What a charles johnson!

  10. swamprat says:


  11. garycooper says:

    Fatass’s mocking tweet led me to this rather resplendent image:

    Note: Chunky, when your craven heart finally gives up the ghost from all the Cheetos clogging the works, do you think people will be printing up such noble images of you? 😆


  12. Daedalus says:

    Those evil dreaded Christians!

  13. Daedalus says:

    Charles is on a roll!

    Guilt by association what he does!

    • Bunk X says:

      Chuck is talking sub-woofers. We have the advanced tublication and enhanced transmogrificationalistics to fix it and render it purposeful.

  14. garycooper says:

    “Are Muslim Fundamentalists Teaching Genocide In Our Madrassas?”

    A: Yes.

    • Bunk X says:

      Don’t make me go all Obdicut on you. Define “teaching.”

      • Bunk X says:

        You’re dodging the question by not answering.

      • Bunk X says:

        By “teaching” you’ve obviously meant “promoting.” Why don’t you provide links to you’re asinine assertions? Because you can’t, you lying #rumpswab. Take your racist crap elsewhere.

      • garycooper says:

        “Teaching:” buggering little boys and filling the minds of ignorant teens and adults with rage-filled rhetoric about the glories of jihad, and the eventual triumph of Islam over the entire world, and the establishment of the Global Caliphate. And, buggering little boys.

    • Bunk X says:

      What kind of “teaching” do YOU do? I would never be on a school board that tolerates your blatant racism, Nazi.

      • Bunk X says:

        Oh great. NOW you show up. Weak tea, homophobe.

      • garycooper says:

        I teach my dog to beg for food, by slipping him little pieces of everything I consume in his presence. He’s gotten so good at it, too. I’m very proud. 🙂

        Hitler loved dogs, too. 😈

      • Bunk X says:

        Oh, yeah, jump down here from a dead convo just to spew more of your racist bullshit. I know your type. You’ve never been stuck in the ass with a fork, you’ve never been thrown off of a balcony more than once, you’ve never walked into a biker bar with spats on. You are a piece of filth.

      • Bunk X says:

        I’ve got a stainless steel spatula with your name on it. Now fuckoff #rumpswab.

      • garycooper says:

        Okay, you have me. I’m a Nazi. We’re all Nazis, at this blog. And we are Legion. We’re coming for you. Mit our new leader, Mitt Rommel, er, Romney we say in public. You will kneel before us.

      • Bunk X says:

        Okay, I’ve had enough of your xenophobic mysogynistic raving idiocy so I’m going to ignore you from now on once you answer my initial question that you dodged so many times. Are you unwilling to answer, or are you a coward? I’m not going to wait because I know what the answer is. You’re an ass.

      • garycooper says:

        I tried to answer all your questions, but I am truly afraid of Xenu, and I wish you wouldn’t mention his name on a public forum, for both of our safety’s sake. You want in the volcano?

      • Bunk X says:

        Please quit following me from thread to thread with your pedo fantasies. Answer the questions, or admit that you’re a xenophobic creationist smear merchant who denies Serbian Genocide and promotes The Turner Diaries. You’re scum between my toes that believes the universe was created on somebody’s birthday a couple of years ago. You’re a pathetic excuse for a human being as I define it.

      • Bunk X says:

        /Obdicut off/
        Holy crap. I don’t know how Obdicut does it. I’ve got new respect for that asswipe, but only for his blind persistence. He’s still one of the biggest morons in The Swamp. What a dick.

      • garycooper says:

        That was scary! I hope the bad-sweaty man doesn’t come back and question me anymore! I nearly confessed to being…a gay Nazi!

      • Bunk X says:

        We’re cool. I’ll never let on that you’re a gay nazi. It’ll be our little secret.

      • garycooper says:

        My butt hurts. 😳

      • Pakimon says:

        It’s no fun being Obdicutted.

  15. swamprat says:

    I’m going with sergy in the dead pool; Too smart and too ethical to be associated with lgf. Not a high bar, admittedly but that’s where I’m placing my chip.

    • Daedalus says:

      Here’s some background on Sergey. He’s a fraudster.

      • swamprat says:

        I know, but his ego forces him to a modicum of ethical behavior, if nothing else, for appearances’ sake.

        Lgf gives hims no creds, no scintillating conversation, no interesting insights, and demeans his status. He’ll bail like a rat.

      • garycooper says:

        Very interesting, on Sergey. I had no idea. Seems like a perfect poster-boy for the New LGF. Holocaust-denial goes very well with jihaddist-teaching.

      • swamprat says:

        LGF is associated with weinergate, the Pacific Institute fraudulent memogate, and now charles has crowed about, lied, denied, and covered up his twittergulag activitives. charles has shown he has had the wherewithall to autospam blockandreports with his new autotweeter.

        I’m saying serge will bail.

      • Pakimon says:

        I figured Sergey would be excited by the concept of the Twittergulag as it quiets the nagging voice of “Uncle Josef” constantly honking in his brain.


  16. garycooper says:

    LGF is on the cutting-edge of fail, on the wrong side of every argument since 2009. I would think everyone with an IQ over 74 would have bailed by now, but still, some persist. I assume they have their reasons, that are not tied directly to Chunky’s rightness or wrongness on the issues, or simple facts of life. Sergey might have plans for Chunky.

  17. swamprat says:

    Obdict sees the loloblog as his own, personal soapbox for the leftwing belief system. Serge see lgf as a stepladder. The rungs are deteriorating, now.

    • Bunk X says:

      With the advent of “LGF Pages” the remaining sycophants believe that they’re contributing to the whole, when they’re mostly being ignored. They’re pretending to have a blog of their own, but they don’t. I dare Dork_Falcon and Killgore to post their own LGF Pages and say what they really believe about LGF. Or anything.

    • Pakimon says:

      The rungs are deteriorating at lgf?

      How could this be with Gus at the helm?

      I mean really, what could possibly go wrong?

  18. garycooper says:

    I’m contributing to the hole…


  19. Pakimon says:

    It’s all happiness and bliss at The Swamp. LGF is the moonbat version of The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

    Note the cameo by WUB at 0:42 of the video. 😆

  20. Pakimon says:

    A little creative editing. 😀

    When my brain starts a-rumblin’
    and I’m Jonesin’ for a treat,
    I close my eyes for a big surprise
    the Charles Johnson Ponytail Lizard Ranch

    I love the Charles Johnson Ponytail Lizard Ranch
    The Cheetos they grow on trees
    and streams of Mountain Dew soda
    flow right up to your knees

    There’s tumbleweeds of memes
    and bullshit paves the streets
    Folks don’t front ya ’cause you got the juice
    there’s a lady with a strap-on coming at your caboose never get in trouble, never need an excuse
    That’s the Charles Johnson Ponytail Lizard Ranch

    I love the Charles Johnson Ponytail Lizard Ranch
    No one tells you to behave (behave)
    Your wildest fantasies come true
    As a furrie rants and raves

    Dork’s comments make you laugh instead
    and sock puppets grow like weeds
    You get to whine all day
    all the food stamps pay
    there’s a husky blogger who wants you to have it your way,
    That’s the Charles Johnson Ponytail Lizard Ranch

  21. archonix says:

    Daedalus :
    Those evil dreaded Christians!

    Charles Johnson


    Are Christian Fundamentalists Teaching Genocide in Our Schools?

    2 Jun 12


    I just read a few of the comments. They have no idea what they’re talking about.

  22. babygiraffes says:

    Daedalus :
    I don’t think that comment was really Charles.

    what do you mean? Do you think he let’s other people post as him?
    I”ve certainly heard it the OTHER way, and I still firmly believe that ALL of the main characters posting on LGF are, and always have been, charles, even some of those he “banned”- he does this to give verisimilitude to the notion that these are real people. He even stages “flamewars” between his own socks to make statements he doesn’t want to make as “Charles Johnson”- he uses his own account to stay above the fray and be seen as neutral and fair. He also uses socks to bait other members and attack statements with which he disagrees, but wants to act like there is a large group of people who believe as he does. This goes back to before he “turned” to the left. He is a disturbed individual who behaves in a psychotic manner.

    • Pakimon says:

      He is a disturbed individual who behaves in a psychotic manner.

      That would explain Chunky’s “granny” hair.