Happy 59th Birthday Charles Johnson!

Today is Charles Johnson’s birthday. Although chronologically the aging pony-tailed albino creep is turning 59, he is mentally 12 years old. Unlike Charles, who is trying to have Muslims kill me, I wish him many more years of life. Charles has provided endless entertainment over the years and has to be one of the unintentionally funniest men online. His belief that he is changing the world and influences events is hysterical. The cult like worship of him by a bunch of sociology majors would make a perfect study to someone studying psychology.

In tribute to Charles Johnson’s mentally 12th birthday, here is a Cheetos cake in his honor!

Happy Birthday Charles and thanks for all the laughs the last few years. May you celebrate many more birthdays so we can ridicule your stupidity!

This is an open thread to wish Charles Johnson a happy birthday for mentally turning 12 !

Update: Charles comes out in favor of a Socialist single payer system.

Charles Johnson just wants to leech off everyone. This is what happens when you are 59 years old Marxist loser.

[Update: Due to an abundance of videos embedded in the comments, and a reluctance of some posters to refrain from posting more, many hyper links have been disabled to allow for faster page loads. If you want to see the YouTube vids – and they’re good ones – copy and paste the links into a new tab and delete the *** asterisks. -Ed]

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385 Comments on “Happy 59th Birthday Charles Johnson!”

  1. beed says:

    You make my frontal lubes implode.

  2. Speranza says:

    Charles you dumb fuck – why’d you destroy your blog and why do you double down on the stupid (Weiner, Rosen, etc.)?

  3. Speranza says:

    April 13 ought to be a religious holiday for the Messiah of the blogosphere.

  4. Arachne says:

    There’s an adult diaper joke in here somewhere, and damn if I can’t find it under the banned account mess here in the closet.

    • Speranza says:

      I just see him as a drooling, blithering idiot standing near the Freeway mumbling “I used to be someone” as he strums his cobwebbed guitar -with his greasy pony tail down to his sagging ass.

  5. Mad God says:

    59? H’mm, I’d say he has two good political 180 degree switches left in him!

    • Iron Fist says:

      If Romney wins in November, expect a “Why I parted ways with the Left” from him as he declares that Romney is the Moderate he’s been waiting for…

      • mickthemick says:

        He’ll claim he’s switched sides because he’s discovered a lot of racists and anti-semites on the Left. He’ll delete thousands of posts, and ban much of his current readership.

        Hi, Fist!

  6. Mandingo warrior says:

    Hmm, just got suspended again. That’s three accounts in less than 3 days. Zappa, are we making a list of these bodies as they pile up?

  7. ElSuerte says:

  8. osprey1 says:

    To steer the blog requires a Great Handlebarsman.
    All Hail Mao Tse Chuck!

  9. ElSuerte says:

    This twitter thing is kinda fun

  10. OLT's Not Always Mean says:

    Happy birthday, Stalker Charles!

    I hope you get lucky. Heck, I even hope it’s with a human female of legal age!

  11. iSpeakJive says:

    Don’t they still say President Bush, President Kennedy, Governor Romney?

    And this made his front page as something significant in the grand scheme of things.

    • ElSuerte says:

      Blogging is hard

    • Arachne says:

      Governor Palin among others. Leave it to the classless dolt not to realize it is fine to refer to someone by the last title they held.

      Read up on it King Cream Cheese. Or should I just call you Fat Ass and omit the title?

      • Speranza says:

        They refer to people as “Judge” long after they left the bench (remember “Judge Walsh” who was a judge for two years in the 1950’s?) but Fat Fuck is terminally stupid. going through life fat and stupid in your middle age is not good.

      • Bunk X says:

        Titles of honor never expire. When Charles finally gives up blogging, everyone will still refer to him as “fuckface.”

  12. Mandingo warrior says:

    https://support.twitter.com/articles/15794

    Everyone tweeting should have a look through there. Chuck should only be able to block the users he doesn’t like, but he’s going further than that. Twitter should know about this.

  13. PeteP says:

    Maybe he’ll invite his friends over for a party…oh wait a minute….does Chucky have real world friends?

  14. CroMagnon says:

    Charles Johnson, April 13, 2004:

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, folks! Now would you please get back to being knuckle-dragging, hate-spewing-racists? We have a reputation to maintain.

    Bwahahahaha!

    • Mandingo warrior says:

      Someone is busy with @mention spamming, aren’t they?

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Why doesn’t that get them blocked?

      • Mandingo warrior says:

        I dunno she has a lot of followers (she’s a 14yr old teenager btw). I’m starting to wonder if Chuck has employed her help somehow. She seems to be hitting everyone that interacts with Chuck.

        My second guess the use of the hashtag at the beginning might be coming into play. But seriously, I don’t think you get banned unless a lot of ppl block and report you for the behavior.

        My conspiracy theory is that might be a laundry list of poeple to get reported that goes to her friends to get carried out. #FF is a follower builder hashtag. Could be getting abused the other way for reports.

        Just a guess.

    • joest73 says:

      He #FF my twitter account with @Lizardoid and the other left wingnuts?

  15. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Happy birthday, Javert.

  16. garycooper says:

    I’ll bet Fatass wears only his birthday suit on his birthday. Can you picture that Jabba Man, lumbering around the bunker “aw unnaturel?” 😯

    South Park did a classic tribute to Jason Russell, we can hijack for this special Fatass Moonbat occasion. Everybody sing!

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/412210/jackin-it-in-san-diego

  17. ElSuerte says:

    Anyone try that Hunan Tasty restaurant? Any good?
    Meeting a friend next week for lunch in that area. Might be fun to get some pics n stuff.

  18. ElSuerte says:

    Marhorie Moon is off the twitter as well?

  19. OLT's Laughing at the Donkey Show says:

    ElSuerte :
    I want to see them do a fat joke battle!

    Are they both fat jokes?

    /oh, you didn’t mean “fat joke” that way. My bad.

  20. garycooper says:

    Chunky McFlabby’s so fat now, he is the same height lying down as he is standing up.

    • ElSuerte says:

      • OLT's loves big tweets says:

        I love big tweets and weather and Spanish. I can scream GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! at Spanish-language TV and no one minds, too. Plus it’s OK to stare at the scantily-clad women (who are PLENTIFUL!). If only Mexico were real, I would go there.

  21. KGB says:

    Salud, Charlie. Salud.

    Now go get your fucking shine box.

  22. OLT's Twitterpated says:

    Mandingo warrior :
    Yeah, I don’t know how that’s not abuse of @mentions.

    I got #FF tweets from *several* rabid leftists today. Several.

  23. garycooper says:

    His moobs are a real attention-getter, when he’s shining your shoes on a warm California day, wearing his old, too-small orange jumpsuit.

    • garycooper says:

      The jumpsuit, while it is too small by several sizes and smells of pee, is still a convenient article of clothing for Chunky because it requires no belt. He is so fat now, he has to put a belt on with a boomerang.

  24. garycooper says:

    If only Mexico were real, I would go there.

    If you come to Tijuana tomorrow night, we will show what is real, Senor Tex.

  25. Mandingo warrior says:

  26. garycooper says:

    Johnson says, “Be a good German and do what Der Feuhrer tells you to do. Also, kill your babies in the womb.”

  27. Mandingo warrior says:

    https://twitter.com/#!/ChukinJivin/status/190921286732623872
    #FF is short for “follow friday”

  28. OLT's Ready says:

    ElSuerte :
    No, but I have layers of bacon and ass.

    Then what the hell are we doing here???

  29. trebob says:

    Y’all don’t reckon Charles is gonna spend his whole birthday posting on his blog and tweeting do ya’?

    That makes me kinda sad actually.

  30. WalkedAway says:

    Friday the 13th. Bad Luck Chuck.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Happy b-day, a-hole. You could have been a wealthy, popular & respected man. Instead, you’re despised and considered lower than whale snot. Hope it was worth it! 🙂

  32. OLT's Hitting close to Home says:

    • Arachne says:

      Okay Billy Scrotum….to quote Hans Gruber in “Die Hard” — “then don’t waste time talking to me.”

  33. trebob says:

    A tornado touched down in Norman (OK) a little while ago. Some damage and some people taken to hospital (nothing serious).

    Will ProLifeLiberal do a little hometown victory dance as the conservatives are punished as he did with the storms in Dallas?

  34. Arachne says:

    Mandingo warrior :

    I’d send him a bill for that book, payable to an obesity prevention charity.

    /Dick

    It’s probably being used to prop up a broken chair leg.

  35. ElSuerte says:

    OH SHIT! Gus is going to pull a full daedalus!

  36. Zimriel says:

    Happy 59th birthday, Charles. I dedicate the following poem to you:

    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
    And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    `My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
    Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
    The lone and level sands stretch far away”.

    May you live for another 59 years amongst the lone and level sands.

  37. ISTE says:

    Funny shit….

    190 windupbird is in the gravity well
    Fri, Apr 13, 2012 5:18:59pm

    wow patterico doesn’t have many followers! this guy’s supposed to be a heavyweight?

    *cough*

    Patterico
    @Patterico

    6,589 TWEETS
    530 FOLLOWING
    5,355 FOLLOWERS

    Charles Johnson
    @Lizardoid

    22,488 TWEETS
    749 FOLLOWING
    3,996 FOLLOWERS

    😆

  38. Bunk X says:

    ISTE :
    She deleted her account, her other account and the gentleman with the elusive penis also deleted his account on twitter.
    Oh well….

    And THAT is funny as hell. #PWND

  39. iceweasel's strap on dildo says:

    Happy Birthday Fucktard Smear Merchant – now go shoot your self.

  40. Bunk X says:

    Funniest comment I saw on Twitter today:
    “I need a pill to make me less hard.”
    Posted by Enid Coleslaw.

  41. a-naughty-mouse says:

    today I wish the by line “Wading through the swamp so you don’t have to…” was true.

    The lizards are discussing incest. They are for it of course.

    • a-naughty-mouse :
      today I wish the by line “Wading through the swamp so you don’t have to…” was true.
      The lizards are discussing incest. They are for it of course.

      They are for incest????????????????????????

      😯

      • a-naughty-mouse says:

        122 Adam, Eve and Steve
        Fri, Apr 13, 2012 4:13:14pm
        re: #119 freetoken

        According to MSN, a trending story today:

        Brother-sister couple fail in fight against anti-
        incest laws

        I wonder if the SoCons could get Mitt to make a
        campaign issue out of this…

        Noticed several days ago. Totally stupid, of course. Consensual sexual relations between adults, period.

      • Poteen says:

        Hey! It’s OK as long as no one went to Seminary school first./

      • Bunk X says:

        That was Sergey.
        http***://littlegreenfootballs.com/showc/122/9574674

  42. Poteen says:

    Bunk X :
    @ElSuerte – It doesn’t matter, but it makes me laugh, which means it’s a good thing, and explaining it won’t help.
    @ISTE – Bunkarina is on a roadtrip, just texted that she sees Cows and Cows and Cows.

    Wet cows, wet cows and wet cows you mean.

  43. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I hope Hoosier Hoops is ok…

    (CNN) — A tornado touched down late Friday afternoon in Norman, Oklahoma, bringing scattered structural damage and a taste of more severe weather — including a tornado outbreak — expected Saturday in the Plains.

    No serious injuries were immediately reported in Norman, home to the University of Oklahoma and the National Weather Service’s Storm Prediction Center.

    I wouldn’t want anything to happen to him. He’s always good for some laughs… like by 3 year old nephew is good for a few laughs.

  44. ISTE says:

    I just got an email from someone wondering why Bunk is talking about cows, what is special about cows, is he nuts?

    Well….

    Cows!

  45. haysoos says:

    Zeus Crankypants :
    I hope Hoosier Hoops is ok…

    (CNN) — A tornado touched down late Friday afternoon in Norman, Oklahoma, bringing scattered structural damage and a taste of more severe weather — including a tornado outbreak — expected Saturday in the Plains.
    No serious injuries were immediately reported in Norman, home to the University of Oklahoma and the National Weather Service’s Storm Prediction Center.

    I wouldn’t want anything to happen to him. He’s always good for some laughs… like by 3 year old nephew is good for a few laughs.

    yeah, there is a certain charm to a person that consider OK ‘down south’

    • Zimriel says:

      I recall that several ndn tribes in Indian Territory did support the South. The ndn’s in New Mexico definitely did; which is why Santa Fe has that monument gloating about the “savages” the Union put down

  46. Bunk X says:

    Lol. From the Remember When Dept.
    http://tinyurl.com/LUDWIGVQ

    • Zimriel says:

      LVQ: “Iron Fist… hates women” lolwut? I can’t say he and I are on the best of terms, but misogyny is not at ALL amongst his traits.

      LVQ is… nuts.

  47. a-naughty-mouse says:

    Yep Incest of any kind is OK to Sergey. Every kind, including parent child, once they grow up of course. That set Obdicut off. He is sensitive to adult sexual abuse. He tried to talk about with Sergey, but there was no possible discussion. Obdicut had to cut and run before he blew up.

  48. haysoos says:

    Southern Man…
    CSNY
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2jyzIrzs5Y

  49. haysoos says:

    keep the LGF posters locked in the same room for hour after hour all day and they start to eat each other…it’s quite amusing…they will argue the meaning of ‘it’ for 200 posts

  50. Bagua says:

    Cows With Guns

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

  51. trebob says:

    Zimriel :
    Culturally OK is Texan

    Bite your tongue. We can all read, have most of our teeth.and never marry our cousins. Nothing like that area south of the Red River.

  52. Zimriel says:

    Bite your tongue. We can all read, have most of our teeth.and never marry our cousins. Nothing like that area south of the Red River.

    So that means you got a real pretty mouth . . .

  53. haysoos says:

    septembersixth :
    Haysoos go to the blogmoc music thread there.

    why?…are they more appreciative?

  54. Bagua says:

    Drunk Man Blues

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJJHAMQU_g
    – Bukka White

  55. joecitizen says:

    haysoos :

    septembersixth :
    Haysoos go to the blogmoc music thread there.

    why?…are they more appreciative?

    Clearly, some would have you post only music that could relate in some way to the shootyourselfinthefootmotherfucker. It could prolly be done but feels so…limiting.

  56. haysoos says:

    what?
    I Drink Alone…
    crank it you woosies
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

  57. Bagua says:

    a-naughty-mouse :
    Yep Incest of any kind is OK to Sergey. Every kind, including parent child, once they grow up of course. That set Obdicut off. He is sensitive to adult sexual abuse. He tried to talk about with Sergey, but there was no possible discussion. Obdicut had to cut and run before he blew up.

    Poor Obdicut, he likes order in his world. Min-rainman, that one.

  58. Bagua says:

    Leave Jike Mary Alone

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1PvXfSviSA
    – Lightnin’ Hopkins (BaguaChannel)

  59. haysoos says:

    southern rock drinkin stuff…
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M

  60. OLT's Donkey Hatin' Gravatar says:

    trebob :

    Zimriel :
    Culturally OK is Texan

    Bite your tongue. We can all read, have most of our teeth.and never marry our cousins. Nothing like that area south of the Red River.

    It’s true. The sheep they marry in OK are NOT their cousins.

  61. haysoos says:

    booze
    Metalica….
    my Bose are smoking….some smashmouth shit here
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boanuwUMNNQ&ob=av3n

    • ElSuerte says:

      141 Sergey Romanov4/13/2012 4:24:50 pm PDT 2

      re: #138 wrenchwench

      Could be a lot of that going around.

      I read that sexual attraction between siblings reared apart is especially strong.

      141/9574695

      In the parlance of LGF:
      “Just say it, Sergey, you know want to, you want to fuck your sister”

    • a-naughty-mouse says:

      Sergey does not have any understanding of the victims of abuse of incest. It seems all “adults” and “everyone is equal”. However there is a sexual abuse component. There is a power inequality part of this. Sergey will not hear of it. Nothing should get in the way of equal rights for all.

  62. Bagua says:

    Still Drunk, Still Crazy, Still Blue

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADgCYjAtRUY
    – Scott H. Biram

    • Bunk X says:

      Bagua– Why don’t you and Haysoos trade your Utoobage account info instead? You guys are making this thread slower to load than LGF.

  63. haysoos says:

    Muddy
    Champagne and Reefer
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

  64. ElSuerte says:

    haysoos, bagua
    thanks for posting all this great music. Really expanding my horizens

  65. garycooper says:

    http://tinyurl.com/btlwblt

    This is just a representation in skateboarding-form of the historic trajectory of LGF.

    Okay, carry on with your blooze and your boozin’. 🙂

  66. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Bagua :

    Leave Jike Mary Alone


    – Lightnin’ Hopkins (BaguaChannel)

    From my garage and “The Bug Theatre”

  67. haysoos says:

    I gotta go back up and listen to this stuff…brb

  68. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Ok… I screwed up that imbedded video.

  69. OLT's Band says:

    I dare you to hear the genius in this.

  70. haysoos says:

    John Lee Hooker
    scotch, bourbon, beer
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y

  71. OLT's Band says:

    Same artist, same dare.

  72. haysoos says:

    harder than it seems kids?….yeah

  73. haysoos says:

    southern rock and roll…bluesy
    a personal favorite
    AB
    Midnight Rambler
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA

  74. Bagua says:

    Whisky And Woman

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHX7lKW7u1I
    – Black Ace 1937

    Texas Slide Guitar

  75. Zimriel says:

    All the goodnatured ribbing on OK aside… STAY SAFE. There’s tornadoes afoot this weekend in central OK and KS.

    With that, I bid you adieu. (Au revoir, anyway.) Bye now!

  76. ISTE says:

    Giving back to the team.

    A fascinating site in a morbid way, you can actually get the live feeds from the storm chasing cameras.

    http://www.tornadovideos.net/pages/full_screen/

    • ISTE says:

      😆 Whoever you are, if ever I catch you, I will buy you a beer…

      (If you don’t know what I am talking about then it isn’t you…)

  77. haysoos says:

    my all time favorite Allman Bros blues tune…awesome vocals
    Not My Cross To Bear….studio original but they played this for years on the road…
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0

  78. Bagua says:

    Well, they always, they tell me right now you know, best thing to do when you see some trouble happening is call 911

    But I believe it’s best an quicker to call three fifty seven

    Let My Baby Ride

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lzpDwaxGk4
    – R L Burnside

  79. haysoos says:

    one more southern gig…
    the lyrics knock me out
    Allman Brothers
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtdKWWfZG8&feature=related

  80. Minnow says:

    been awhile since I heard that one. Also very nice.

  81. WalkedAway says:

    Slow Down Blues- Satriani
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adWo_774HBs- Joe

  82. Bagua says:

    That lazy mother fucker stole my check, and I want it back, I want my check back. Lazy motherfucker.

    Stole My Check

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTCHfocY_Fc
    – R L Burnside

  83. haysoos says:

    haysoos :
    I’m having severe reload issues…not sure what I post is what I post

    haysoos :
    I’m having severe reload issues…not sure what I post is what I post

    Cross To bear floared away and I’m running outs gas
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0

  84. haysoos says:

    I quit
    Bags is the man…but y’all get the picture…
    all this music is a part of every one of us…go find it, seek out what you dig and love it…go see it live, dance, shake, sweat…music is a groove we all need

  85. Bagua says:

    I didnt mean to kill no one, but i did mean to shoot him in the head, dying was between him the devil and god

    • haysoos says:

      you give the blues bro…
      Every Day I have The Blues…
      Elmore James
      http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJCH3xO-mYQ

  86. WalkedAway says:

    Keb Mo -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDwxtKBdzY0

  87. haysoos says:

    I’m out, going racing tomorro….Claptons cover of Every Day I Have the Blues
    this stuff goes on forever
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnjSQGKuarM

  88. Bagua says:

    I’m Gonna Kill That Woman

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBf_geCVbm8
    – JLH

  89. haysoos says:

    shit, I’m inspired
    anyone ever heard of Skip James?
    one hell of a player…he invented more riffs than anybody, except Kieth Richards…this old guy could flat out play….
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhrqBOSazzA

  90. joecitizen says:

    haysoos :
    I’m having severe reload issues…not sure what I post is what I post

    They have pills for that now. Heh.

  91. haysoos says:

    Stones
    Dear Doctor…
    can you hear it?
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFbOsRPCKE&feature=g-vrec&context=G2584583RVAAAAAAAABw

  92. haysoos says:

    oh no, that mad fucker is gonna off on the Stones again!
    maybe…there is a history there

  93. haysoos says:

    Bagua :
    Yeah, the server can’t take our pressure.

    we are an unstoppable force…deal with us you fag, commie, straight ass pop fucks…
    jus kidding

    • df's puddy tat says:

      Too bad, the songs you and Bagua posted would have been appreciated elsewhere on the blogosphere by the ladies earlier tonight- but, I guess y’all got joecitizen here to lap your utoobage umbrage. Have fun. 🙂

      • haysoos says:

        we are…what’s your problem?…not enough CJ bashing?…if you don’t like it go away

      • df's puddy tat says:

        I already left, and stole your utoobs to boot.

        Otherwise, I have no issue with you, other than when you complain this parody site posts CJ luv 24/7.

  94. haysoos says:

    Taj digs the Stones…I really love this man, he carries the torch
    this is pretty cool
    Honky Tonk Women
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQcNBDVddA

  95. Bagua says:

    Yeah, but I ain’t gonna walk around Florida wearing a hoodie.

  96. joecitizen says:

    fag, commie, straight ass pop fucks Great name for a punk band.

    • haysoos says:

      I’m just surfing the past…this music Bags and I post was at one time considered evil, queer, race music…not at all fit for listening…okay, but it evolved into R/B which is what the Brits called rock and roll…it’s a story and I’m into it
      this is the result, Bo Diddley…he was a beast…

      http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOFx9c6qyA&feature=related

  97. haysoos says:

    I implore anybody digging this thread to go out, drop the coin and see your local guys….and if Taj Mahal comes to your town go see him…money back guarentee from albusteve
    dig this…
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seJAOWHUeJE&feature=related

    • Bagua says:

      Scott H. Biram when he comes though town. In Houston tomorrow night, on tour to a town near you. You’ll thank me.

      Sinkin’ Down

      http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDSt-j4vF-M
      – Scott H. Biram

  98. Bunk X says:

    How to kill a thread
    Step 1: Post every YouTube vid you can find to show that you’ve got “taste” in music.
    Step 2: Repeat Step 1 until the thread reloads at the speed of the fastest of Killgore’s kale slugs.

    • haysoos says:

      threads can’t be killed, they have a life of their own…tweets….LOL…sometimes tweetville just don’t get it…if you are trying to insult me, you’d better watch your step…you dig Madonna?

    • Bagua says:

      Blues come with a certain amount of pain.

      • haysoos says:

        feel it…have some fun and people pounce on you…what a drag to be hooked on Charles, but I guess there’s something to be said for commitment…so be it
        Dust My Broom
        http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKo80b-QfK0

    • ISTE says:

      Aw don’t be such a meanie!

      This is Charles Johnson’s birthday thread.

      Charles is a musician, so in tribute there are many music videos.

      Also he is the creator of the slowest loading website on the whole Internet (It took me over three weeks to load it, but that is another story)

      So, what better tribute? A very very slow loading thread!

      P.S. Anyone got an angel I can borrow for the night? I wish!

  99. Bagua says:

    I didnt mean to kill no thread, but i did mean to shoot him in the head, dying was between him the devil and god

  100. haysoos says:

    I got those tweetville blues…brings tears to my eyes
    the sky Is Crying for Bunk
    it’s a blog dude, you don’t own it
    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKEdlSTHjtU&feature=related

  101. Briareus says:

    I just we went in the back door and busted a couple of dozen video links to speed up the page load time. To Haysoos and Bagua, there are others that are looking in on this thread from elsewhere to see what we’ve posted about Charles Johnson, and we don’t want to turn them off.

    The links to your vids are still there, just copy & paste like Chuck does, delete the *** and you can rockout, and we can talk.

    If you want to clog up a thread by posting every fucking blues vid you’ve ever found on YouTube, do it on the Blogmocracy Overnight Thread, not here.

    • ISTE says:

      Um… sorry, I got carried away too.

      😦

    • haysoos says:

      I don’t give a fuck about CJ and I don’t give a fuck about you…people that complain about what’s what’s posted usually have nothing to contribute themselves…it’s Friday night party time, good for a diversion…Bags and I are having some fun and others like it…fuck off you one mind idiot…if you can’t see that there is a time for diversion then find another place to bitch…what have you posted lately?…I don’t give a shit about your CJ/Twitter obsession…fuck off you imbecile

      • Bunk X says:

        Listen fucker. This blog is about Charles and LGF. It’s not a YouTube archive for every vid you can find and post. There are others who are interested in this thread who will walk away when it doesn’t load.

        Put your video-fu over on Blogmocracy OOT, and have fun. If the thread gets clogged with too many embedded vids, no problem, easy to put up a new thread. Not so here.

        Hope you understand, and if you don’t hasta la vista chucha.

      • Bagua says:

        Listen fucker?

        LGF could take a 1,000 posts and still load. That’s embedding mp3 and vids.

        I bid you adieu?

  102. haysoos says:

    Bunk can have this thread…I’ve made my statement now lets hear his…some obsessed Charles twitter?..I’m not interested…we’ll see I guess how he makes his point…whiny CJ can have this thread…lead us to the holyland Bunk

    • Bagua says:

      Right on haysoos, if we killed the thread then let it bleed all night long.

    • ISTE says:

      You still don’t get it do you?

      Let me spell it out to you slowly.

      This place is called Diary of Daedalus.

      Look up Daedalus.

      What is a diary?

      Did Daedalus have a son?

      What was his name?

      Was that son a fuckup?

      Bonus question, What was Charles “??????” Johnson’s stage name?

      You thought this was a forum about greek cooking and flower arranging didn’t you?

      • Bagua says:

        Don’t force me to pull your football again…

      • haysoos says:

        Bagua doesn’t get it?…did I read that right?…you are nothing more than a LGF reprise…I guess I need the rulebook to surf…someone speak up and define the posting rules for me

      • ISTE says:

        Bagua :
        Don’t force me to pull your football again…

        Bagua darling, you can have it, and you can put it in a nice warm place where the sun doesn’t shine.

      • ElSuerte says:

        It’s a slow night LGF-wise. Some OT should be ok.

      • ISTE says:

        haysoos :
        Bagua doesn’t get it?…did I read that right?…you are nothing more than a LGF reprise…I guess I need the rulebook to surf…someone speak up and define the posting rules for me

        No you didn’t read that right, I replied to you. I know this place needs some intelligence to understand but please try.

      • ElSuerte says:

        haysoos :
        Bagua doesn’t get it?…did I read that right?…you are nothing more than a LGF reprise…I guess I need the rulebook to surf…someone speak up and define the posting rules for me

        Not like anybodies getting banned or anything…

      • Bagua says:

        There is no topic.

        This is a sample of what LGF was during a time.

        Breaking my links so they don’t even click is just a mini-me cj move. Next my posts will be disenvowled.

        Fuck this.

    • Bunk X says:

      Fuckoff and move on.

  103. ISTE says:

    Until my last breath….

    Until my last breath
    You’ll never know
    Until you feel the silence
    When I am gone

  104. Bagua says:

    Yeah, it was a strange cultural journey. Met some hostility along the way, still does.

    But led to strange things and a mix of culture, like this.

    My Pony

    http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0
    – Ginuwine

  105. ISTE says:

    Funniest post EVER on a blog dedicated to laughing at Charles Johnson.

    I don’t give a shit about your CJ/Twitter obsession

    😆 :LOL:

    • haysoos says:

      you don’t like our posts?…fine, I don’t like yours either…post whatever you want, but don’t expect me to kiss your ass for it

      • ISTE says:

        Aw haysoos, you missing Little Green Footballs? What does it feel like to go from being a really big fish in quite a large pond to being plankton in a puddle?

      • Bunk X says:

        Sounds like someone is still decompressing from years of swamp gas. I liked the vids, but if the thread is so clogged with too much Utoobage that it crashes browsers, then something’s wrong. And for haysoos and Bagua to miss that point, well it is Friday night I guess. *urp*

      • Bagua says:

        Don’t be a coward and start trying to come across as reasonable.

        You already said: “Fuckoff and move on.”

        So kiss my ass. Goodnight.

  106. ElSuerte says:

    I go out for more beer and return only to find angry words and scandi music.

  107. ElSuerte says:

    It would be kinda nice on these music heavy threads to break the link in the future, so the embeding doesn’t slow down the page. Seems like half the vids on youtube are embedding disabled by request anyway.

    • ISTE says:

      We could disable the ability to embed videos. That would solve the problem.

      I vote to disable videos.

      • Bagua says:

        I once voted in your favour. Now I vote you kiss my ass.

        The LGF overnight music thread has 5 comments, we have 304, and some pissy monitor lizards.

      • ISTE says:

        You know, I am a big girl now and I don’t give a flying fuck which way you vote, which way you used to vote or which way you will vote in the future.

        You are a big boy, you really know about real world things and…

        You do know this site is hosted on a free wordpress account don’t you?

        Lots of videos fuck up the page load.

        Not my rules, not admin rules just a fucking straight forward honest to whatever god you believe in fact.

        Have a nice day.

  108. ElSuerte says:

    HA! Lizards eat their own, and ex-lizards eat their own.

    • ISTE says:

      The reason I am having so much fun is that I was never a Lizard, oh yes I commented at Little Green Footballs from early 2003 onwards, but, I was never “one of them”

    • Bunk X says:

      I was a lizard for one week. My immune system kicked in quickly.

  109. Pig says:

    **Grin**

    One of the few advantages of being on dial-up…..all I ever see is black boxes.

  110. ISTE says:

    Bagua :
    There is no topic.

    This is a sample of what LGF was during a time.
    Breaking my links so they don’t even click is just a mini-me cj move. Next my posts will be disenvowled.
    Fuck this.

    Ass, Door, Hit, Let, Hit..

    Make a sentence…

  111. haysoos says:

    fuck this place…you have some fun disconnected from LGF and get slammed for it…I don’t need that..I try to uplift folks with music and fun and exactly like LGF I don’t fit in…fine..spend all day trashing people if that’s what it takes to have a net personality…I don’t coddle to rules and regs

  112. ElSuerte says:

    Bagua :
    There is no topic.
    This is a sample of what LGF was during a time.
    Breaking my links so they don’t even click is just a mini-me cj move. Next my posts will be disenvowled.
    Fuck this.

    It’s just that the embeds are mucking up loading the page.

    • ISTE says:

      It was either break the links or close the thread.

      In hindsight the thread should have been closed.

      • Bunk X says:

        Crap! Bagua beat me to it! I was about to suggest removing vowels to speed up the thread loading time.

  113. haysoos says:

    Bunk X :
    Listen fucker. This blog is about Charles and LGF. It’s not a YouTube archive for every vid you can find and post. There are others who are interested in this thread who will walk away when it doesn’t load.
    Put your video-fu over on Blogmocracy OOT, and have fun. If the thread gets clogged with too many embedded vids, no problem, easy to put up a new thread. Not so here.
    Hope you understand, and if you don’t hasta la vista chucha.

    LOL..if you need CJ that bad, you can have him, I don’t…is this your blog?…nobody has asked me to not post music vids for a couple hours…you are a tweetfreak, and that’s okay…I don’t dump on you for your twitness, why dump on me?…we are just spreading the music vibe and you shit on us?…fuck off…you are hardly special and I doubt whoever owns this gig needs you to trash us…consider your own needs….there is room for everybody

    • ISTE says:

      there is room for everybody

      Yes there is, there is room for everybody here. Plenty of room for everybody and all their excess baggage but.

      The physical limitations mean you can’t have several thousand embeds of youtube music videos on one thread.

      Understand?

      No you don’t do you…

      Bunk, restore the links, this thread will self kill.

    • Bunk X says:

      LOL. I like soap operas. You miss an episode, your dick falls off. True.

  114. Minnow says:

    Can’t we all jess get along?

    • haysoos says:

      apparently not…take a weekend break from trashing CJ and you get creamed for it…very, very disappointing…my intent is not to take away from the stupid gist of this site…just having a diversion for a bit…this shit is exactly why I came to despise LGF…somebody always telling you what to post or say…cool, now DoD is just like them…nice job you fools

  115. Minnow says:

    by the way – who cares if the embeds muck up loading the page? Where you gotta be – somewhere by midnight?

    etc. etc. etc.

    This controversy is all nonsense..

    Everybody needs to chill.

  116. ISTE says:

    Bagua :
    Listen fucker?
    LGF could take a 1,000 posts and still load. That’s embedding mp3 and vids.

    I bid you adieu?

    Listen FUCKER!

    This is on a free WordPress server.

    It has its own domain name, so that is $17 a year.

    You want videos and 1000 posts?

    Send an Email to Charles Johnson and beg him to let you re-register.

    • Bagua says:

      Listen to yourself fucker.

      I’ve never tried to post there again, you’re always trying to sneak back in.

      Face it, LGF is a faster loading blog, despite all the claims to the contrary here.

      Tonight a faster LGF has 8 posts because of asshole moderation. We have 321 posts, and a stonking party until the asshole moderation.

      Upgrade the server or remain a puppy dog.

  117. Bunk X says:

    Bagua :
    Listen fucker?
    LGF could take a 1,000 posts and still load. That’s embedding mp3 and vids.
    I bid you adieu?

    Heh. Complaining about the server capacity here? Lookee, by breaking the Utoobage links the page reloads faster than LGF. Why have a thread that’s so clogged with unrelated embeds that no one can read it, let alone comment?

  118. Bunk X says:

    Bagua :
    I once voted in your favour. Now I vote you kiss my ass.
    The LGF overnight music thread has 5 comments, we have 304, and some pissy monitor lizards.

    What’s this “we” shit turncoat? The thread was clogged with videos so it wouldn’t load and it crashed my browser. I fixed it so you could piss and moan and pretend that this is just like LGF. Move on.
    May I suggest http://www.zombo.com You and haysoos belong there.

    • haysoos says:

      you are really an unfun prick…we rock and so we are some enemy?…I don’t give a shit about servers, we have fun regardless of your fixation on CJ and you resent it…get a life

    • Bagua says:

      Turncoat? Move on?

      You piss off.

  119. haysoos says:

    I hate post nazis…if you don’t like some misic then tough shit…log off…there will be plenty of CJ bashing later..this ‘fucker’ name calling etc really turns me off…LGF dumped the very best part of itself, the FNDT and fell short for it, now you do the same

    • Bagua says:

      Yep, the overnight music thread at LGF is 9 posts right now, we have broken 300, and it was a good party till mini-lizardoids showed up.

      Pathetic, Charles would just upgrade the server and we’d rock on, till he spoiled it.

    • ISTE says:

      Hey Steve…

      You have a week to find somewhere else to go have a FNDT.

      This place can’t handle the embeds.

      (And anyone who knows their shit will already realise that the problem is not with the server this site is on, it is a limitation of YOUR FUCKING BROWSER!)

      asshole.

      • Bagua says:

        How sweet, asshole, fucker, hostile whiney little bitches. As bas as the worst hive behaviour on LGF.

        Turn coat? So there is a party line to betray?

        It’s all good when it’s 20 comments about chetoes and ass sniffing, but anything else brings out the monitor lizards.

      • haysoos says:

        maybe you should consider finding a new home for your phony LGF rage…the ease with which you call names is an indication of your frustration here…nobody is trying to turn this place into a music site…you seem to have security problems, but I assure you, I won’t stand in the way of your obsessed CJ bashing…you might consider returning the favor

    • df's puddy tat says:

      Yoo hoo, haysoos and Bagua (of the orange barreled driveby freeway backups) – we called you out hours ago on Blogmock – looking for some good Blues tunes, no politics – but no…. you all seemed to bypass us Southern peons. Guess you are Coaster snobs. Better than us ignoramus fools in the South.

  120. Minnow says:

    the t’s must go where the t’s go. The s’s – why, they go over here with the s’s. For any of you to think otherwise is pure nonsense.

  121. haysoos says:

    I have zero use for anybody that critisizes me for posting some music….listen to yourselves, you sound like teenage idiots….WHAAA! I want to dump on CJ! and your using my space!….get over it…to make this a divisive issue is an embarressment

    • Bagua says:

      What is hilarious is that they jump all over Charles for doing the same thing on LGF.

      But when their vision of how the blog should be is challenged, they are gasping to control the thread.

      Good night Steve.

      I’m going to Texas, the rest of you can go to hell.

      • Minnow says:

        Hell it is then…………………………………

      • df's puddy tat says:

        Davy Crockett – FU. and see me for your free magnet.

      • Bunk X says:

        Sergey says you can have sex with your sister, Bagua.
        Obdicut said you can have sex with your brother, haysoos.
        Therefore, you two can adopt each other as siblings and be awesome togehter.

    • Bunk X says:

      Nobody criticised you for posting music videos, but we have a limited supply of periods and ellipis, and you seem to be hogging them all.

  122. babygiraffes says:

    chuckles can’t even get his snark correct. “TEH GOP” didn’t “THINK UP” the individual mandate. One think-tank, the Heritage foundation, had one writer propose it. A few Republican politicians talked about it in an abstract way, not a single law or bill was proposed based on it, ever, by Republicans, in the 20+ years since it was proposed. It was cast aside by ALL Republicans about 10 years after it was first floated. It was never a serious policy issue, just part of the debate. It’s a democrat canard to say the GOP “created” the individual mandate. What is more hypocritical is that obama attacked hillary mercilessly over the mandate and called it unfair, unworkable and insane. Turns out he was right, then. But don’t expect chuckie to know that.

    • Pig says:

      When has Chucky ever gotten his snark correct? I mean, he’s calling Patterico a liar for saying that Killgore planted racist comments, which everybody knows he did…..

  123. ISTE says:

    haysoos :
    maybe you should consider finding a new home for your phony LGF rage…the ease with which you call names is an indication of your frustration here…nobody is trying to turn this place into a music site…you seem to have security problems, but I assure you, I won’t stand in the way of your obsessed CJ bashing…you might consider returning the favor

    You really are stupid aren’t you?

    The issue here is that at a certain point, at a certain number of youtube embeds then the page loads so slow it renders the site useless.

    Got it?

    • Bagua says:

      No, the issue here is a couple whiny bitches, of whom you are one.

      Goodnight.

      • ISTE says:

        Aw, mortally wounded! “he called me a “whiny bitch” aw that hurt!”

        Thinks here are going to change, and Mr Bagua, you ain’t coming with us.

      • Bagua says:

        I could give a shit about participating in some mini-cult click you have planned.

        That was the same sort of weak-sause that spoiled LGF. But you wouldn’t know, as you were always a troll.

    • haysoos says:

      is that my problem?…am I a bad guy for it?…I have no clue about embeds…so I’m a fucker, stupid, and now some enemy of yours?…fuck off you twit…if you cannot be polite, I have little use for you…your arrogance only exposes you as the asshole you are…go back and look at this entire thread…you want to get provocative, be a big shot and call us names go ahead…you have an ego problem

      • ISTE says:

        Hey haysoos,

        You got the embed thing explained to you, politely and you still went on a psycopathic ex LittleGreenFootballer rage.

        I may have an ego problem.

        You have a problem.

      • Bagua says:

        “psychopathic”? Typical LGF name calling. Next are we racists?

        You can have your little suck fest punk.

  124. Minnow says:

    I gotta say, in fairness, that the hoarde over at LGF is blogging up a storm. (NOW UP TO TEN COMMENTS!!!!!)

    • Bagua says:

      Yep, and we are at 353. But the focus is on shutting us down so we can be 20 posts about cheetoes and asses.

      #winning

  125. haysoos says:

    you dipshit blog server idiots can figure it out for yourselves…I never intented to rob you of your CJ bashing blog space…a fine tribute to over reaction…go suck you Justin Beiber and slap Charles on the way…we were just having fun, at your expense I guess…what bullshit, but you are making a rep…CJ wouuld be proud

  126. ISTE says:

    Oh, and a note to the “Experts” here that says the diaryofdaedalus.com server is the problem.

    The server has no problem. It is YOUR browser and YOUR computer that is the limiting factor as to how many youtube embeds there is on a thread before you think the site died.

    Bagua, Walter and Albusteve should really think about kissing Charles Johnson’s ass and going back. His server is faster, his embeds work, and he doesn’t care if you fuck your sister.

    • Bagua says:

      You are the one obsessed with ass and getting into LGF. We left.

      Fact is, LGF wouldn’t choke like this. You can pretend otherwise, and continue pretending to be better blogger programmers than Charles, but he does win on this. Also, you can embed MP3s there, with better fidelity and lower server drain.

  127. Pig says:

    Hey….anyone else notice the thread is loading kinda slow tonight?

  128. Minnow says:

    I truly think this entire matter is a problem of incomplete communication.

    And, because of the incomplete communication, certain people (on both sides of the argument) are making assumptions that paint the other side of the argument in a less than favorable light.

    It seems to me that some do not understand the fact that the embedded videos fuck up the function of this site – – and that others see the posted videos as a personal affront to what this site is meant to be.

    Let’s use our words and EXPLAIN things before we start making these assumptions and getting pissed off at each other.

    Really – this isn’t going to mean anything to anyone tomorrow.

    n shit

  129. haysoos says:

    I don’t give a fuck about server techno tripe…me and Bags and some others slam the gig with music and we are called stupid, assholes, dumb, etc…good luck with that strategy…long live DoD!….if we burned up some of your precious time trashing LGF too bad…we are simply having some fun, but not your sort of fun and you call us names and insult us…very LGF of you…you have become the exact thing you despise

    • Minnow says:

      I tend to agree with you Steve. I am at a loss as to see how your sense of fun permanently impedes anyone.

      If the embedded videos are a problem, I think a simple (kind) statement to this effect achieves the necessary goal – AND LETS EVERYONE SAVE FACE – instead of the slam and burn approach.

    • ISTE says:

      And you still have no place you can call home like you did for years at Little Green Footballs.

      • Bagua says:

        Nor you possum, you were banned from here already. Now you and Bunk X are playing angry little moderator punks again because your sad for the anklebiter windsagio.

        Carrying grudges into later threads is also typical LGF punk behaviour.

    • Bunk X says:

      haysoos, you’re a real piece of work, making up shit just like Charlie. Why don’t you run back to the swamp and brag about it, after you post some racial slurs here.

      • Bagua says:

        Was you fail to understand, is 2.0 stood for not being anal retentive moderating lizards. It mean’t improving LGF. You represent the stuff that belongs at LGF.

  130. Bagua says:

    Yep, LGF 2.0.

    With self appointed monitor poodles, just like the real LGF.

    • ISTE says:

      Bagua :
      Yep, LGF 2.0.
      With self appointed monitor poodles, just like the real LGF.

      Yap! Yap!

      That is us, LGF 2.0. (you really made a really funny funny there Bagua)

      History is not one of your strong points is it?

    • haysoos says:

      we rock and we roll and people hate us for it…good grief, you’d think they could come up with a better reason for their faux wrath…we use up blog space so now we are pirates!…we steal your blog and you can’t stop us….
      http***://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32C703sNwyw

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