I’m not a Stalker!

Charles Johnson denies being a stalker. Yet he harasses people on twitter and doesn’t multiple posts smearing him. Liberty Chick retweets Old Line Texan’s comments about Charles. Chucky gets mad being called a stalker and then calls his opponents stalker.

Charles, you are the real stalker.

204 Comments on “I’m not a Stalker!”

  1. Speranza says:

    An aging creep is an apt description of him.

  2. OLT's You're the Donkey Show, Stalker Charles says:



    I’ve offered you a man’s peace, Stalker Charles. You’ve read it, since you’re always reading here.

    You stalked me, you stalked my friends, and you insulted, demeaned and lied about people behind your liitle bog-wall.

    Man up, apologize, and make amends. It’s the only way.

  3. snowcrash says:

    I think the way Johnson follows Geller and then writes about what she says or is doing is being a stalker. That whole thing Geller fixation is wrong.

  4. garycooper says:

    “Rectum? It practically KILLED him!”

    Ah, those tales of his donkey-riding days will follow him into the sunset, out past the oil tankers and sapphire-blue waves of the Pacific.

    Chunky is incapable of “manning-up,” I’m afraid. There’s a point in life where that door is closed to you, and he’s well past it. It’s sad. But still mock-worthy. 😆

  5. snowcrash says:

    Adios amigos. Off to work.

  6. garycooper says:

    The Geller-fixation signalled his looming psychotic-break, though. It’s a watershed-moment in his intellectual demise. I’ve seen other men broken by staunch women who won’t buy what the man is selling, especially after an initial friendship is misconstrued by the man as romantic flirtation. To many men (if not most), just saying hello to them is pretty close to asking them to run away to a tropical island, just ditch everything and go. Charles is a sad example of this phenomenon. To me, you can’t ignore the Geller-episode if you’re seeking to explain his current mental state.

  7. Novel T Werringov says:

    He certainly stalks Pamela Geller.

  8. speaking of tweetstalking…there’s a hashtag feed you might want to check out today (
    sorry ladies, but the guys are going to thank me):


  9. haysoos says:

    snowcrash :
    I think the way Johnson follows Geller and then writes about what she says or is doing is being a stalker. That whole thing Geller fixation is wrong.

    it’s a girly mon thing…there must some esteem and security issues buried under his slap fight obsession….he seems to have no clue that people are fucking with his head…he takes himself way too serious

  10. swamprat says:

    Yes, he is stalking “liberty chick”.

  11. Ick "Я" Us says:

    Up early this morning. Santorum “nearly” did something…

    Chuck “nearly” had a blog.

  12. Poteen says:

    Charlie can’t be a REAL stalker, you know.

    He’d have to leave the house./

  13. rightymouse says:


  14. rightymouse says:

    Oh goody. 🙂

  15. rightymouse says:

    Poor Charles! Everyone is picking on him & he’s always been such a gentleman in the blog & twitter worlds. 😆

  16. OLT's Walter at the Donkey Show says:

    Ick “Я” Us :
    Aww shit. If we’re not stalkers, what are we?


    /at least that’s my goal

  17. OLT's Poems from the Donkey Show says:

    Stalker Charlie, Cheetos and pie
    Stalked the girls and always cried
    But when the boys came out to play
    Stalker Charlie whined like a little runt puppy on the last teat

    /not Andrew Dice Clay

  18. OLT's Donkey Show $$$ says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    “negationist scum”, apparently

    Sounds like a promotion. Will my taxes go up?

  19. Ick "Я" Us says:

    Obicut went to the donkey show.

  20. Mandingo warrior says:

  21. Mandingo warrior says:

  22. Mandingo warrior says:

    • garycooper says:

      Yeah, that’s so unfair, Fats. And so unnecessary, given the way you beclown yourself on a daily basis, on every subject that crosses your constricted field of vision.

    • iSpeakJive says:


    • Arachne says:

      Naw, Chuckie – we don’t have to work that hard. You’re doing a jim-dandy job allllllll on your own.

  23. garycooper says:

    You should try kissing up to Oliver Rerun again, since you made such a spectacle of yourself on the Trayvon case. Maybe he’s decided to forgive and forget. Be the bigger man. Except, you’re the bigger man now, at least in terms of excess flab.

  24. garycooper says:


  25. Mandingo warrior says:

    • OLT's Giving the Donkey Show Devil His Due says:

      Crap, I didn’t call him a Stalker? Are you sure? I do my best to include that whenever I can.

      I feel as if I’ve failed him.

      Charles Johnson, you are a proven and documented stalker, a raging liar, a dishonest fool, a false friend (not to me, to others), a careless slanderer, a vile hate-monger, and, perhaps worst of all, just another creepy donkey show barker on a dirty street corner in the saddest part of a sad town.


  26. Checked in at the swamp and noticed that it’s completely dead over there. I didn’t know if everyone got sucked into #nationalcleavageday (the best hashtag ever, btw), or what.

    Then I see the CJ’s twitterfeed (–>)


  27. Mandingo warrior says:

  28. OLT's Evangelizing Against the Donkey Show says:

    I have spread the donkey show meme to some of Stalker Charles’ cabana boys.

    I try to do my part to help the trubbled youts; I hope he makes it out alive.

    @StupidProof, I’m praying for you and offering burnt slug-chewed kale to the FrogSex gods. NEVER GO TO THE DONKEY SHOW. May KT have mercy on your soles.

  29. haysoos says:

    CJ went out for tacos, leaving the poodles in disarray…they have no clue how to continue without his guidance…a mad scramble to post something relevant or interesting has failed, so they post in circles….comical

  30. Mandingo warrior says:

    LOL! Not a good day for Teh Chuckster. He’s losing fans:

    Even his Twitter feed proves he’s a loser.

    • dwells38 says:

      Let’s see that name contains an accent aigu. OMG. He’s lost the French! Who next? The faux Muslims?

  31. rightymouse says:

    “May KT have mercy on your soles.”

  32. haysoos says:

    Mandingo warrior :
    LOL! Not a good day for Teh Chuckster. He’s losing fans:

    @Lizardoid busted in more ways than one.— Gabi Alemán (@jabriella) March 30, 2012

    Even his Twitter feed proves he’s a loser.

    I have no clue about twitter, I cannot even read the posts…but I recall the days when LGF was a constant flow of posts, 24/7…you could have some nice talks with folks in the middle of the night…that’s how I came to admire and respect TFK for example…all gone…I realize how easy it is for people to blow off LGF but in the day, it was a cool place to hang out…it was about us, not Charles…we defined what LGF was, not him…all that’s gone and now CJ tweets like a schoolgirl…I have no use for twitter or Charles…if he promotes it, I reject it out of hand

  33. haysoos says:

    Charles has a new toy, a cyber dildo

  34. haysoos says:

    even some of the newer puppies are getting strung out with the LGF subject matter…if they had any brains at all they’d realize that they carry the torch for a seriously self possessed person…post count is crashing. the minions are eating their own, scrambling for position…very Darwinian eh Charles?….these impatient rubes have no recollection of Palin posts by the dozens, scores…then it was Beck, on and on and on….the best LGF commenter can tell you 600 times how vile someone is….I have not taken LGF seriously since the summer of 2007…I refuse to be part of some whacko’s cyber sexual circus…Charles is the Mother Hog and his teats occupied….suck suck suck

    • Ick "Я" Us says:

      That was what did it for me. When every other post was about teaching creationism in Grundy County, TN, it just got lame. Who TF cares?

      • dwells38 says:

        Yep. We have a Creation Museum within a half hour of where I live and I’ve never heard anyone who I know or where I work mention it much less promote it. There isn’t any any fear or chance of them kicking traditional biology or science out of schools so why hyperventilate about it? And this is a very conservative Catholic area.

        BTW I was at the park within walking distance of where I live (in fact I walked there) yesterday. Whenever I go to parks, nature trails or a creek bed I’m always looking for fossils. There are plenty of fossils but no complete ones because apparently this area in the midwest, being covered by an inland see 20 million yrs ago was evidently so flush with sea life in this particular area they layerd and layered with such crushing amount and weight that everything is mashed together. After looking around the trails here for 16 years I’d almost given up on finding a complete fossil. Well yesterday I stumbled upon what looks to have been some sort of brachiapod bed (ancient non-symetrical bivalves). One I kid you not was the size of a golf-ball and complete! Another about 2/3 that size and another incomplete and smaller. Plus some partial clamish looking shells.

        I found that exciting because my dad had a trilobite and brachiapod collection. He would polish them by carrying them in his pockets and then save them in baby food jars. I never saw a brachiapod even half this size in his entire collection much of which was gathered in southern Ohio (Caesar’s creek and Oregonia area) not too far from here (maybe 40 minutes)I’m in N. Kentucky near Covington. I’m going to go back and search that same spot for more monster brachs.

      • ThreeHundred says:

        @dwells38. Probably Ordovician limestones.

      • dwells38 says:

        Hah of course you’re right. So what you’re saying and no doubt right is these fossils are way more ancient than I was blathering about. They are closer to like half a billion years old.

        And what I’m thinking about is probably a more recent but still more ancient period of inland sea from like the cretaceous or something.

        Oh well we forget the details of what the folks told us. I just also remembering live snails that lived on the hillsides near my grandparents house and my dad saying they remained from an earlier sea immersion but had evidently adapted to land. 20 mil. yrs stuck in my head but was evidently wrong.

        Thanks Three

      • Bunk X says:

        When I was a young tad, Mama fed us steamed brachiopods for lunch when we were out of salami. True. Kept our teeth sharp and our coats shiny.

      • dwells38 says:

        Ah yes the memories. I keep trying to kill them with gin and must be succeding. Here have a Life Saver and a brachiapod.

    • Ispeakjive says:

      Feels good to finally be able to say it out loud, doesn’t it?

  35. Mandingo warrior says:

  36. haysoos says:

    is this mandy person mandy manners?…if so, tell her hello from albusteve and I miss her…please

  37. Mandingo warrior says:

    I would like to congratulate OLT for being able to make Chunky’s front page where the fat bastard put on display that he is a stalker and creeps people out (in addition to proving that Charles is a liar and smear blogger to boot)!!!! LOLOLOL!

  38. saynotochuckles says:

    • OLT's Redneck Donkey Show Tour says:

      Concise and pointed. Well-done, sir. Although I would quibble with “might”.

      Anyway, the next tweet would be: “Here’s your sign.”

    • dwells38 says:

      Jeff Foxworthy would go nuts on this theme.

      If you used to play guitar with famous people but now get into internet slapfights with women less than half your age…..you might be a creep.

      If you go to websites you’ve denounced as way below your caliber and then complain about what they say on your website……eeeyew might be a creep.

      If you’re sixty years old and still where a ponytail…… eeeeeeeyew might be creep.

      If you think for an entire decade of your life you were somehow forced to post racist nonsense on your blog and now want to be a PC panzi that sees Nazis behind every bush……..eeeeyew are definitely a creep.

      And so on and so forth.

  39. haysoos says:

    Ick “Я” Us :
    Pam Geller is sighing in relief. Chunkles has a new obsession object.

    yeah, he looks at his dick and ponders white?, hispanic?…as his fist clenches he remembers, whatever, it’s all about tickle the pickle

  40. Kos Laughs at Chuckles says:


    Gee…I wonder why Teh Swamp comes to mind

    • snowcrash says:

      The tweet didn’t embed but the link is good. ZING!

    • Mandingo warrior says:

      Yeah, it comes and goes with embedding. However, that one’s going to leave a mark. 🙂 It definitely got into Mandy’s tweetdeck.

  41. Any one know the las vegas odds on how the supreme court will rule on Obama care?

  42. Kos Laughs at Chuckles says:

    I wonder if the VW fatso scammed from his bandmate was repainted to say “Free Candy” on the side

  43. garycooper says:

    I have a dream, that one day, sexist men will realize there’s more to life than cleavage.

    Good grief, grow up already. 😡


  44. Bunk X says:

    Sorry Daily Kos. Sorry Little Green Troll.
    Unlike the #occupy movement… Sexual assault charges were dropped against the supposed tea party “leader” Michael Kobulnicky yesterday. There was no rape, kidnapping and sexual assault. The victim accused the wrong man.


  45. OLT's Schadenfreude says:

    Mandingo warrior :
    I would like to congratulate OLT for being able to make Chunky’s front page where the fat bastard put on display that he is a stalker and creeps people out (in addition to proving that Charles is a liar and smear blogger to boot)!!!! LOLOLOL!

    And I pissed off some third-grade-level twitterwarrior called “@StupidProof”. Got him a-cussing and a-fuming. But he’s used up all his brane cellz already, poor dear.

    Life is good. And Stalker Charles’ defenders are idiots.

  46. formercorpsman says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :Checked in at the swamp and noticed that it’s completely dead over there. I didn’t know if everyone got sucked into #nationalcleavageday (the best hashtag ever, btw), or what.
    Then I see the CJ’s twitterfeed (–>)

    Mandy Nagy @Liberty_Chick 30 Mar 12

    @Lizardoid Retract that immediately, please. I NEVER wrote that you were “stalking” me.

    Charles Johnson @Lizardoid //platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html?align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Lizardoid&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en

    .@Liberty_Chick I’m not “retracting” anything. You know exactly what you did, even if you’ve now deleted your retweet like a coward.
    30 Mar 12



    I admit, I have not been here much with baseball ramping up. Therefore I only grasp about 30% of what is transacting, or the in between the line references.

    But you gotta love this guy. Good lord he provides some of the best patsy slap fights there could be. He reads much like an Irish Rose screed, with his Mother Superior retort.

    Yeah Charles, you are on a site called twitter, having a slap fight with a girl. You are the epitome of a champion for the left.

  47. formercorpsman says:

    In moderation. Was I bad?

    • Ick "Я" Us says:

      Spam filter is dickish. Spam filter always was dickish. Spam filter always will be dickish.

  48. Of some note;


    Olbermann out Spitzer in.

    So, looks like CJ and Olbermann have the same goals and people skills.

    CJ hires Olbermann and they keep themselves going in the same direction as now.


    • OLT's Schools the Donkey Boy says:

      Stick rape was very big there, too. Large potential Viagra market, I think.

      Hey, Stalker Charles – I won’t need your head to live in this weekend. I’m taking a little vaca.

  49. Mandingo warrior says:

  50. Lets take up a collection of $ and pay Ludwigg to post here and/or sell us the e-mails charles and he shared.

    Worth some cash I say.

  51. Mandingo warrior says:

  52. OLT's Stalker Gravatar says:

    haysoos :
    is this mandy person mandy manners?…if so, tell her hello from albusteve and I miss her…please

    Not Mandy Manners.

    I told Mandy Manners “hi” from you, though.

  53. ps
    teh swamp is talking race, just now should be good

    KT is on the wrong well another side once more

    Charles may bat him around some more.

    • haysoos says:

      ironic eh?…the guy was the most serious fact checker in that earlier mob and played a substantial role in the legitimizing of LGF…hahaha!…now all the newbs have turned on him and hold him to a hyper nuanced, super anal standard, while they go off and blather all sorts of crazy shit…we should thank Killgore for the fine performance art….he’s cool

  54. haysoos says:

    fobdangerclose :
    Lets take up a collection of $ and pay Ludwigg to post here and/or sell us the e-mails charles and he shared.
    Worth some cash I say.

    one more ragegasm for old times sake…
    curly light bulbs!…wheeee!

  55. This Daniel Ballard who is jawing with cj etal about Zimmerman etal, any one know of that nic?

    Looks like he/it is out to play cj, posted about the “150,000” hits a day lgf’s gets, has to be a put on, every one on earth knows cj lies about that…..

    • snowcrash says:

      He is aka right wing conspirator. Found via twitter. I didn’t remember anything about him personally.

  56. Mandingo warrior says:

  57. rightymouse says:

    All this twittering is giving me a headache.

  58. haysoos says:

    rightymouse :
    I realize that, but am losing track of who’s who. Old age.

    rightymouse :
    I realize that, but am losing track of who’s who. Old age.

    me too, but I doubt it’s old age…we are under siege by children

  59. haysoos says:

    for no good reason…
    the Beatles…
    cool bass line

  60. haysoos says:

    if we are gonna be kids, then let’s show some style…
    Leningrad Cowboys

  61. Mandingo warrior says:

  62. dwells38 says:

    I am not a stalker! Kind of like John Merrick (Elephant man) of bloggers who bleated “I am not an amimal!”.

    Except the Elephant man didn’t bring it on himself, the sometimes cruelty of nature did. And John Merrick was a gentle man. And didn’t deserve derision. And deserved sympathy.

  63. dwells38 says:

    Oh carp I typed amimal. I meant animicule.

  64. Mandingo warrior says:

    haysoos :
    cool …like a relay station…who are those people?

    To tell you the truth I don’t know. @BillyScoggins was just some washed up troll who must’ve found CJ through hash tags, and I’d assume this twerp is no different. My only other theory is that they latch onto people with more followers than they do to hopefully catch a few straggler followers.

    Either way, I haven’t met one with any real wit. It took about 2 seconds of thought to break down that Gregorian idiot’s argument. Cj’s got a real bunch of losers out there.

  65. haysoos says:

    excellent weed is a necessary tool for survival…pass it on

  66. haysoos says:

    I’ve seen seven or eight F16s over the valley today…a couple of Ospreys and two C-130s (with fighter escort, for looks)…I love that stuff…there have been rumors the last few months that New Mexico intends on invading Texas….GO LOBOS!….El Paso will be a suburb of Las Cruces in a few months

    • Ick "Я" Us says:

      Hate to break the news to you, but El Paso is a suburb of Juarez. Wanna fight the cartel over it? It’ll take more than a couple F16s.

      • haysoos says:

        I jest…I live in NM and pass through El Paso often and have been down to Juarez a few times…tho not lately

  67. Zeus Crankypants says:

    OT – FYI – Fire update… Lower North Fork Fire

    JEFFERSON COUNTY — Teams worked hard today and achieved 70 percent containment on the Lower North Fork Fire, Jefferson County officials said this afternoon at a news briefing.
    The number of evacuated homes is at 180, and the fire is still pegged at 4,140 acres.
    Residents who are still unable to go home were able to go back in today under escort for a brief time so they could assess damage or pick up a few crucial items.


    Here’s a video of a family escaping from the fire on Monday 3-26-2012


    Here is a map of appox. where that family was located. I live at point “A” and the video was taken around point “B”.


    Winds are suppose to pick up again tomorrow. It’s been calm since Monday (we had 90 miles an hour gusts on Monday). It’s really important they get this as much contained as they can before tomorrow… Sat.

    • haysoos says:

      thanks for that…
      I bet Bar S Weiners are off the shelf….
      besides that…good luck…
      if you need a rescue team, call my office

  68. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Ok… I don’t know what happened to the YouTube imbed… let me try again…

  69. Zeus Crankypants says:

    the hell with the inbed… click on the link… what do you think I am a programmer or something?

  70. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Ick “Я” Us :

    Is this Miss Sssssss?


    Could have been taken out of a page of 1984…

    LONDON — (March 26, 2012) — Resistance at individual and societal levels must be recognized and treated before real action can be taken to effectively address threats facing the planet from human-caused contributions to climate change.

    That’s the message to this week’s Planet Under Pressure Conference by a group of speakers led by Kari Marie Norgaard, professor of sociology and environmental studies at the University of Oregon. In a news briefing today, Norgaard discussed her paper and issues her group will address in a session Wednesday, March 28, at 2 p.m. London time (9 a.m. U.S. Eastern; 6 a.m. U.S. Pacific).


    For you climate change deniers… Room 101.

  71. trebob says:

    Kos Laughs at Chuckles :
    I wonder if the VW fatso scammed from his bandmate was repainted to say “Free Candy” on the side

    Seen around Culver City, could this be Charles?

    • garycooper says:

      No, that can’t be Chunky, for a couple of reasons. One, the owner of that truck is trying to earn an honest living, bringing happiness to children of all ages. Two, if Chunky had an ice cream truck, he wouldn’t make it out of his own driveway before he’d have consumed the inventory.

  72. haysoos says:

    anybody can look at a map, or follow Doc’s links…this fire southwest of Denver is the type of emergency that can escape control in a New York minute..I jest with Doc because I’m his friend, but I understand the immediacy of this stuff…watching the entire forest above you go up in flames is no small thing…it breaks my heart

    • garycooper says:

      I’ve listened to a couple of Adam’s podcasts recently, and he’s developed into an entertaining pundit, leaning right but not afraid to talk to the left, either. He’d have a shortage of guests and listeners in LA, if he was too doctrinaire. Also, I read his book, “In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks,” on vacation last summer, and it was very funny, as well as full of conservative truth. It’s on Pirate Bay if you’re interested. Argh, matey.

  73. Minnow says:

    if you had someone sitting on top of you that was beating your head into the ground – for whatever reason – and you had a 9-mm pistol in your pocket, would you calmly accept the fact that you are now going to die?

    And now irreverent Al is calling for people to “escalate”.

    Honestly, isn’t there a law against fomenting riot?

    Why is the FBI not taking this huckster into custody and shutting him the FU?

    • df's puddy tat says:

      Ssshh. Be quiet Mr Angry Fish.

      You are making too much sense tonight

    • dwells38 says:

      No you’re first supposed to explain that you think Snoop Dogg and P Diddy is the schnizzel, (NOT schnitzel which is honky racist food) the Wayman brothers and David Alan Grier plus Kim minus Jim Carey are funny as hell (they really are of course) and you watched every episode of the Cosby show on DVD 2 times and even laughed at the toddler’s badly delivered jokes! Plus you think Kobe didn’t rape that skanky white girl (I really don’t think he did , i think he just pissed her off when he stuck…never mind) and OJ is INNOCENT. That should be sufficient to convince the black aggressor that you are not worth going to jail for.

      DO NOT GO TO THE …..I mean DO NOT USE rational thought. Black people are perfectly capable of using rational thought themselves but they HATE it when white people use it. Whitey should be all emotional and about the PC narrative. That’s why they like liberals.

  74. garycooper says:

    Why you shouldn’t go to the donkey show, no matter how drunk you are…

    • dwells38 says:

      I think his main mistake was taking his pants off. So IF (and that’s a big if) you DO go to the Donkey Show which BTW YOU SHOULD NOT DO…do not take your pants off. Because that’s just playing with fire.

  75. dwells38 says:

    Actually he didn’t take them off but pulled them down for some unknown reason. Perhaps Donkey mockery. BAD IDEA!!