R.I.P. “Patches”

The BRC Crew is sad to announce that the brave sockpuppet who waded into the swamp -past wrenchwench, and even the lizardoid himself, undetected- and checked thousands of user profile pages (and found that a staggering 15,780 lizards were banned)…has indeed been blocked as well.

We’re going to refrain from revealing the real username of this true hero of sockpuppetry, on the (very good) chance that Johnson didn’t actually discover which account had stolen so many strawberries from him, but rather randomly blocked Patches as part of another genocidal lizard extinction event. Regardless, she strolled through the killing fields, stepped around scores of freshly-slaughtered lizard corpses, and completed her mission with perfect success.

Our hats off to thee…

“Patches” 2011-2012

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147 Comments on “R.I.P. “Patches””

  1. Speranza says:

    Patches
    I’m depending on you, son
    To pull the family through
    My son, it’s all left up to you

  2. Macker says:

    Thank you, Patches, whoever you are!

  3. garycooper says:

    http://tinyurl.com/77uqajf

    Peace, peace! She is not dead, she doth not sleep-
    She hath awakened from the dream of life-
    ‘Tis we, who lost in stormy visions, keep
    With phantoms an unprofitable strife,
    And in mad trance, strike with our spirit’s knife
    Invulnerable nothings.-We decay
    Like corpses in a charnel; fear and grief
    Convulse us and consume us day by day,
    And cold hopes swarm like worms within our living clay.

    She has outsoared the shadow of our night;
    Envy and calumny and hate and pain,
    And that unrest which men miscall delight,
    Can touch her not and torture not again;
    From the contagion of the world’s slow stain
    She is secure, and now can never mourn
    A heart grown cold, a head grown grey in vain;
    Nor, when the spirit’s self has ceased to burn,
    With sparkless ashes load an unlamented urn.

    She lives, she wakes-’tis Death is dead, not she;
    Mourn not for Patches.-Thou young Dawn,
    Turn all thy dew to splendour, for from thee
    The spirit thou lamentest is not gone;
    Ye caverns and ye forests, cease to moan!
    Cease, ye faint flowers and fountains, and thou Air
    Which like a mourning veil thy scarf hadst thrown
    O’er the abandoned Earth, now leave it bare
    Even to the joyous stars which smile on its despair!

    -Percy “Bitch” Shelley

  4. garycooper says:

    Raise a glass of stout to the innocent souls who perished in the killing fields alongside Patches, as the Fat Grossero slaughtered thousands seeking to expunge any trace of independent thought. Hey, you souls…come on over! We have Guinness on tap this weekend. (yes, really)

  5. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Actually Chen, I think when you mentioned in a thread that “Patches” was a sock, CJ read it and banned her. I mean, I know he doesn’t “read” here, but he sure as hell has heard quite a bit about the place.

    Interesting that as soon as you post a thread and the sock name responsible for such internet bravery that CJ (the inhaler) goes and bans the sock’s account.

    What a mung!!

  6. P. Ness Lowell says:

    The Sock is dead. Long live the Sock.

  7. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Please, the gurl iz ignogin me!!!!!

  8. garycooper says:

    And take that “skinny-pic” of you off the Twitter-account, Fatass. Put up the big, greasy, pallid, sweaty mug that actually resembles you…about 40 lbs. ago.

  9. Daedalus says:

    Patches is a hero!

  10. Daedalus says:

    Mandingo Warrior :

    Actually Chen, I think when you mentioned in a thread that “Patches” was a sock, CJ read it and banned her. I mean, I know he doesn’t “read” here, but he sure as hell has heard quite a bit about the place.

    Interesting that as soon as you post a thread and the sock name responsible for such internet bravery that CJ (the inhaler) goes and bans the sock’s account.

    What a mung!!

    But Charles doesn’t read here!
    /////

  11. Bobinbreckenridge2009 says:

    garycooper :
    And take that “skinny-pic” of you off the Twitter-account, Fatass. Put up the big, greasy, pallid, sweaty mug that actually resembles you…about 40 lbs. ago.

    ROFLMAO!

  12. P. Ness Lowell :

    Please, the gurl iz ignogin me!!!!!

    That’s the pot calling the kettle African-American.

  13. trebob says:

    Bye Patches! One of the great socks of the internest.

  14. dwells38 says:

    Such a noble soul. Patches, we hardly knew ye!

  15. MedChemmer says:

    We will always remeber 15,781.

  16. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Oh, Lord God.

    Is he serious, or did somebody hack his Twitter?

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      Oh, I see. A clumsy retweet.

      • OLT's lazy gravatar says:

        He had to edit @OldLineTexan off of it.

        Takes mad skillz, don’t ya know.

      • Emperor says:

        Yeah, Dana was responding to one of us and Charles couldn’t allow any of his followers to be exposed to the truth about Charles Johnson.

      • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

        OLT’s lazy gravatar :
        He had to edit @OldLineTexan off of it.
        Takes mad skillz, don’t ya know.

        BTW – when you retweet but change the tweet in ANY significant (like one of the @s) way you are supposed to mark it “MT” for modified tweet.

        Doing otherwise is considered dishonest and borders on tabu except for noobs who get schooled quickly.

        Part of why serious journos (even progressive ones) avoid Chuck – they don’t trust him. And why should they?

    • He just retweeted that.

      On a related note, I think we’ve got a proper definition for “nerve”:

  17. ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :

    He just retweeted that.

    On a related note, I think we’ve got a proper definition for “nerve”:

    Was this written by an adult?

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed. Someone please retweet Dana so she can see the mean things I’m saying about her. It reminds me of that ridiculous commercial where the chick calls her boyfriend for the EIGHTH time to tell him she’s giving him the silent treatment.

      And he wonders why no one with working neural synapses aren’t flocking to his premier site for political discourse.

      Who the hell wants to be “led” by what is effectively a 12-year-old?

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        I’m ignoring you.
        I’m ignoring you.
        I’m ignoring you.
        I’m ignoring you.
        I’m ignoring you.
        I’m ignoring you.

        Goddammit, stop ignoring me!!!!!

      • Bunk X says:

        And someone pointed out that the nitwit was actually handing Dana a compliment with that tweetfail.

  18. Emperor says:

    http://twitter.com/#!/MarjorieMoon/status/180723733537882112

  19. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

  20. haysoos says:

    tweeting your adversaries leads to arousal and eventually ejaculation….scientific fact

  21. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

  22. haysoos says:

    Zappa Would Be Vomiting :
    Yet prevents carpal tunnel syndrome

    a multi purpose device….probably many uses yet to be discovered

  23. OLT's lazy gravatar says:

    Zeus Crankypants :

    P. Ness Lowell :

    <blockquote class="twt-o twt-tweet hentry twt-always-show-actions twt-pinned twt-standard “>

    Charles Johnson
    @Lizardoid

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html?align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Lizardoid&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en

    Please retweet my question @DLoesch – she blocked me because she’s afraid of me.

    16 Mar 12

    Reply
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    Please, the gurl iz ignogin me!!!!!

    That’s the pot calling the kettle African-American.

    Quick, call her a “shrieking harpy” … that always turns ’em on!

  24. Mark says:

    Man, would Freud have a field day with Charles. Projection anyone?

    “That’s another way @DLoesch is just like Andrew Breitbart- she blocks me, but still talks trash about me. Coward.”

    “Please retweet my question @DLoesch – she blocked me because she’s afraid of me.”

    Definition: “Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings…”

  25. OLT's lazy gravatar says:
  26. trebob says:

    The menu board comment musta smarted:

    Atta girl Dana!

  27. OLT's lazy gravatar says:

    @OldLineTexan I actually blocked him because he couldn’t tell the difference between a laptop and a sandwich board. Also, creepy. lol— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 16, 2012

  28. OLT's lazy gravatar says:

    Embedding Tweets: I m doin it rong

  29. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

  30. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Look! Squirrel!

  31. snowcrash says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    (the above comment done to demonstrate the magnitude of wordpress.com’s epic fail)

    That isn’t the wordpress guy? Lol.

  32. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      I wish I had thought of necro-tweeting when he was trend trolling Whitney Houston and Breitbart. Someone else will die and Chuck will play one side of it (condemning the insensitive / grave dancing).

  33. Kos Laughs at Chuckles says:

    my goodness! Watching fatso throw a fit is like watching a 13 y/o girl lash out. And the “I would RT the hate I get…” line is the 2nd (or 3rd, I forget) installment of the “look at me! Look at how I am hated!” cry for attention in as many days. I think he thinks if he can attract the level of hate Breitbart/Loesch/Malkin get, he can get attention from the left, and the more he is ignored, the more he acts up. It’s like a loony toons spiral.

    Oh, and bummer for not catching that the Eric Boehlert fake account was fake.

  34. garycooper says:

    Garycooper
    @garycooper

    Richard Simmons is outside of @Lizardoid bunker in Culver City, right now, pleading with him over a bullhorn to allow EMS/SWAT to remove a wall and take him to fat farm. Police say @Lizardoid brandished a Mossberg shotgun. Says he’ll only surrender to Pam. Premises reeks of urine and feces, Hazmat on call awaiting outcome of standoff. #badCraziness #flabalanche #LGF

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      Just get an account. Takes 2 minutes. #flabalanche could trend – you’d be a trend setter!

      • garycooper says:

        I have a slight case of OCD I need to watch, Zap. Not sure tweeting would be good for me. But, I like watching you kids bat it around. 😉

  35. garycooper says:

    Fake Twitter looks fake. 😆

  36. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Thing is it isn’t hate. The crap I’ve been tweeting is stuff he has said or over-the-top impersonation that hits raw nerves because of what he has been caught doing.

    Chuck – you are being ridiculed. A little humility would disarm us. But your incessant pandering, hysteria-blogging and hypocrisy just makes that hole deeper and deeper.

    • garycooper says:

      If the Fat Shut-In was to show a little humility and self-awareness just once in his life, it would disarm a great deal of his legions of detractors. But then, if he did that, he wouldn’t be the colossal joke that he is now, and we would be deprived of much mirth.

      Carry on, Chunkster! 🙂

    • snowcrash says:

      The truth is stranger than fiction. Funnier too because it happened!

    • dwells38 says:

      humility

      LOL!

  37. Bunk X says:

  38. Not Poteen says:

    Bunk X :

    Charles Johnson
    @Lizardoid

    16 Mar 12


    Please retweet my question @DLoesch – she blocked me because she’s afraid of me.

    J W
    @OldLineTexan

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html?align=right&button=grey&screen_name=OldLineTexan&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en

    @Lizardoid Hey Stalker Charles, you think @DLoesch is afraid of you because she blocked you? Is that why you blocked *me*? BFG @ChenZhen

    16 Mar 12

    Reply
    Retweet
    Favorite

    “That’s because ignorant, loud, obsessed old men ARE scary to intelligent, stable, opinionated and pretty young women you fucking moron.”

    Somebody tweet that for me.

  39. We’re going to change gears here in a little bit, since i have somewhat of an exclusive scoop on this whole wordpress.com commenting fiasco.

    Of course, there’s nothing to prevent anyone from posting anything they want in this upcoming thread, but since I’ll be linking to other random wp.com blogs, I’m hoping everyone will be on their best behavior. 🙂

    • Not Poteen says:

      I have another in moderation. I think they’re in cahoots with the IRS./

      • Just so everyone knows, when you quote those tweet embeds, the form deconstructs it with all those urls in there (“reply” , “retweet”, the hashtags, etc.), which exceeds the spam filter’s limit of 5 urls. So, it’ll get tossed in the bin every time.

        If you want to include a tweet in your reply, you should manually just insert the tweet url (and or stay away from the “quote” button)

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      Rubbing my armpits with sardines and eating a raw onion in preparation for greeting our new friends.

    • snowcrash says:

      You did a good job on that that WordPress login change. You going to expose the goofy backstory or the workaround?

  40. OLT's lazy gravatar says:

    Bunk X :

    Charles Johnson
    @Lizardoid

    16 Mar 12


    @AngryBlackLady I’ve never seen @DLoesch, @ChrisLoesch or any of the Breitbrats retract anything. But they love to demand it from others.

    Gus_807
    @Gus_807

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html?align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Gus_807&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en

    @AngryBlackLady I’ve never seen @Lizardoid retract anything & he loves to demand it from others. It was a menu board. “I was wrong.” Say it.

    16 Mar 12

    Reply
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    Check Chris Loesch’s timeline … he is handing Stalker Charles’ new fan “her” raaaacist ass.
    With bacon, butter, and BEER.

    • snowcrash says:

      Having the word “angry” in her name really makes me want to go out and interract with her.

  41. garycooper says:

    I don’t usually reply to new friends, but I’ll make an exception today. Charging $1 for every 🙂 , though.

  42. OLT's lazy gravatar says:

    garycooper :
    I have a slight case of OCD I need to watch, Zap. Not sure tweeting would be good for me. But, I like watching you kids bat it around.

    You have Orange Cheeto Dick??? Like Stalker Charles???

    /I’m so sorry, Gary

  43. Ya know…I hate to admit it, but Johnson scores a point with this one:

  44. garycooper says:

    It was a menu board. It was Anthony’s weiner, not yours. They were Oil Ticks, and you were praying to St. Pancake Of Palestine. It was 8 years of being misled. Own it, Chubby. Own it all.

  45. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :

    It wasn’t a laptop, Chucky O’Cheetos. It was a menu board. And the Tennessee flag was not a secret Nazi TEA Party flag.
    And your buddy Weiner didn’t have his email hacked by Breiitbart.

    Get over it loser – you’re a nobody that used to be a somebody. And it’s just driving you crazy. Geller doesn’t need you; zombie doesn’t need you; PJ media doesn’t need you; hell – the left wing blog media doesn’t need you either.

    Your biggest fear is the day you turn on the computer and this site has closed for lack of interest.

    If it aint Cheetos, he don’t like it!

  46. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Chuck makes entry into dictionary for “un-American”

    Charles Thu, Apr 30, 2009 3:19:48pm

    re: #175 Ben Hur

    OK.
    I agree with most of what he says.

    I don’t. In fact, I read the speech and it is almost unbelievably hypocritical for this man to be portraying himself as a hero for free speech and free expression, at the same time as he explicitly calls for stripping a whole class of people of those very rights.
    This is un-American to its core. It’s despicable rabble-rousing populist garbage.

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      So what is blocking 15,000+ at your site, constantly invoking Global Filter and Blocking on Twiiter, and then throwing around loose accusations of racism and anti-semitism to a whole class of people?

  47. haysoos says:

    Zappa Would Be Vomiting :
    So what is blocking 15,000+ at your site, constantly invoking Global Filter and Blocking on Twiiter, and then throwing around loose accusations of racism and anti-semitism to a whole class of people?

    don’t include me with those people…I have no class

  48. garycooper says:

    Zappa Would Be Vomiting :So what is blocking 15,000+ at your site, constantly invoking Global Filter and Blocking on Twiiter, and then throwing around loose accusations of racism and anti-semitism to a whole class of people?

    Borderline Personality Disorder, complicated by paranoid delusions. And being a tool.

  49. OLT's lazy gravatar says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    The point was for the slam on the urls.

    Oh, we know. We just don’t care.

    /LOL

  50. Former Lurker says:

    JazzyX is a genius nickname for Chunkles.

  51. Not Poteen says:

    BTW, did ‘Patches’ have any offspring?

  52. snowcrash says:

    My son just texted me from SXSW outdoor concert by “some old dudes. I might like”. Ha! The Cult. Here is the live stream if you remember them and want to feel old.
    http://waterloorecords.com/Home