Dark Falcon begs for the Santorum name mocking to stop

Dark Falcon is one of the most pathetic posters at littlegreenfootballs. He hangs out on a Far Left blog and claims to be a Conservative. To fit in he trashes other Conservatives. He is Jazzy X’s pet mountain lion. He pathetically asks another poster to stop making fun of Santorum’s name.

Engineer cat responds to the mountain lion. He attacks Conservatives and says there will be no quarter.

Dark Falcon is no more Conservative than Charles Johnson is black. He’s a pathetic cultist who lives off of every word of a washed up guitarists and failed blogger. Dark Falcon is a true spineless loser in every sense.


75 Comments on “Dark Falcon begs for the Santorum name mocking to stop”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    The Bush years were all a dream…..

    Turnabout is fair play…….

  2. garycooper says:

    Torquemada! 😈

    Ooh, so devastating. That alone will make it difficult for the GOP to defeat Obamessiah, The Magnificent.

  3. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Dark Falcon is no more Conservative, than Charles Johnson is black.

    Gleikism alert.

  4. ChenZhen says:

    OT – I updated the “Get off my Website!” page with the new blocked list, so that it’s always there for quick reference:

    http://diaryofdaedalus.com/get-off-my-website/

    • Emperor says:

      Little Green Footballs must be the only site in internet history to ban a majority of its registered users, other than sites that have been hacked.

      • Lily says:

        Re-posted from below…

        He could be the first to ever suffer from it .

        charlieocide;
        a rare condition that has never been seen before until the advent of the blogs on the internet.
        The additive need to erase, ban, block or murder nic’s in cyberspace.
        Apparently the color green, hamsters, the term lizards, the need to put up lousy jazz youtube video’s, and posting pictures of tankers, rusted hinges, and flowers helps forment this rare condition. Also having no outside contact other than by phone or e-mails makes it worse.
        A patient exhibiting these signs would surely be a danger to society if they were to leave their house. But thankfully having this condition prevents one from leaving the house.
        In the more acute form of this condition, drinking mountian dew, eating cheetos and the mere mention of cheeseburgers sends them into a ‘blocking and banning’ frenzy.
        Tragically there is no cure and since they haven’t actually ‘erased’ an actual person they haven’t committed a crime other than to themselves. Extreme mocking, finger pointing and refuting of their lies seems to keep them in some kind of check, but in the end they will continue to spiral out of reality and exhibit magical ponytail thinking.

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        Other symptoms include: moral derpitude.

      • Lily says:

        P. Ness Lowell :
        Other symptoms include: moral derpitude.

        I left a lot of symptoms out.
        The post was long enough as it is!
        Feel free to add to it!
        😉

      • garycooper, ph.d, md, dds, cpa, esq. says:

        <My friends at Wikipsychiatry have an opinion on Fats McDew:

        Borderline personality disorder (BPD), also known as emotionally unstable personality disorder, is a psychological condition marked by a prolonged disturbance of personality function, characterized by depth and variability of moods.

        The disorder typically involves unusual levels of instability in mood and black-and-white thinking, or splitting. BPD often manifests itself in idealization and devaluation episodes and chaotic and unstable interpersonal relationships, self-image, identity, and behavior; as well as a disturbance in the individual’s sense of self. In extreme cases, this disturbance in the sense of self can lead to periods of dissociation.[1] It is only recognized by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV) in individuals over the age of 18, however symptoms necessary to establish the disorder can also be found in adolescents.

        Splitting in BPD includes a switch between idealizing and demonizing others. This, combined with mood disturbances, can undermine relationships with family, friends, and co-workers. BPD disturbances also may include harm to one’s self.[2] Without treatment, symptoms may worsen, leading (in extreme cases) to suicide attempts.[n 2]

    • Lily says:

      Chen has any other sites linked to it?
      /just curious.

  5. Pig says:

    Mr Falcon is right on this. The website that started this isn’t labelled RickSantorum, it’s just labelled Santorum. Kid’s named Santorum are getting hell about this all over the country.

    Whoever started that site is a child molester and anyone who aids and abets a child molester is also a child molester.

    • Emperor says:

      It’s rather stupid and classless. But so is LGF, so there isn’t really anything to be surprised about.

      • Poteen says:

        DF thinks and reacts like a sensitive (read sissy) high school junior, which puts him well ahead of the rest of the 8th graders in the LGF academy..

  6. a-naughty-mouse says:

    If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.
    George S. Patton

    • garycooper says:

      Patton is God.

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        The left hates Patton because he was above all a practical man. Just like the Adlai Stevenson crowd hated Ike. Ike was a leader. Stevenson was a tribal icon.

        Shades of that today. Romney, love him or hate him, is a leader. Obama is an icon. The left loves icons and hates leaders.

      • Lily says:

        Patton would certainly ‘b*tch slap’ a lot people now days.
        He certainly wouldn’t make no bones about it and he could care less if he were being pc or not!
        You could probably hear him yelling from the hills about how poorly the war in Afganistan is being fought/well not fought.

      • garycooper, ph.d, md, dds, cpa, esq. says:

        Lily :Patton would certainly ‘b*tch slap’ a lot people now days.He certainly wouldn’t make no bones about it and he could care less if he were being pc or not!You could probably hear him yelling from the hills about how poorly the war in Afganistan is being fought/well not fought.

        He would have won the war in Afghanistan in a month or so. By now, he’d be teaching Western Civ at a univeristy in Kabul. In English.

  7. Emperor says:

    Uh oh. Someone linked to a LGF post from 2006:

    Gus Wed, Mar 14, 2012 8:36:42am

    1

    re: #332 Freeze Peach

    Avi Meyer’s link on the retraction leads to [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

    Ugh. Let me read the comments dropped there.

    Gus Wed, Mar 14, 2012 8:37:34am 2

    No comment. I need to throw up now.

    • joecitizen says:

      He sussed a whole thread in less than a minute. You’d think he’d be able to make a living.

    • Lily says:

      What a complete and total suck-up! He reads a 2006 and needs to throw up!
      Really what a man gusidiot is .
      Like the things he posts doesn’t make people what to throw up.
      This one for me just did. His self-righteous pity just oozes arrogance.

  8. Mandingo Warrior says:

    It shoudl be widley known that Chuckles got a serious bollocking this weekend. He is definitely more useless than a turd in the bowl. If I were Dork I would shut the fuck up and be a good little komrade. Make any waves and you could end up in the Gulag like everyone else.

    Sit up and beg, you worthless dog.

    /flips Dork the bird.

  9. Poteen says:

    8 Obdicut Wed, Mar 14, 2012 5:49:42am

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    re: #7 Phlebas

    What do you think is the reason for the complete absence of wars between major powers since WWII, when the UN was formed with the explicit purpose of preventing wars between major powers?

    Do you think it’s simply nuclear weapons?

    It’s in the pages. Ignocut got spanked again.

  10. P. Ness Lowell says:

    10:15 in Culver City, and not a tweet.

  11. garycooper says:

    He was out riding his bike this morning. 😆

    (can’t say it with a straight face)

    • Lily says:

      I don’t think the bike would fare very well under his poundage. He needs to get an adult tri-cycle with a basket in the back or front to carry things in. Plus they are a bit more well built to distribute the weight better.

      • garycooper says:

        You’re right, he needs an Extra Heavy Duty trike. I’ve seen them.

      • Pakimon says:

        As long as the trike has a “double-wide” seat because extracting a normal seat from between his mammoth ass cheeks would be problematic at best when he was done riding.

  12. Lily says:

    P. Ness Lowell :
    Right on cue, he tweets a phony poll. He doesn’t read here.

    Are you talking about the poll were Alabama and Mississippi people think bho is a muslim?
    He isn’t muslim he is an atheist. He just favors Islam over other religions.

  13. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Oh, really Chuck.

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      I mean Larry, Curly and Mohammad. Taylor was trying to get UN documents. Not internal Greenpeace docs.

      Idiot.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    I have no problem with mocking Santorum or any other politician.

    Especially President Pink Sock and FLOTUS Blue Waffle.

  15. Emperor says:

    P. Ness Lowell :
    I mean Larry, Curly and Mohammad. Taylor was trying to get UN documents. Not internal Greenpeace docs.
    Idiot.

    At LGF, Chuck’s only job is to create a title for an article he’s linking to, plus a sentence or two introducing it. On Twitter he only has to create a title.

    Somehow Chuck manages to fail miserably at that again and again. That whole “reading comprehension” thing is difficult for him.

    • Arachne says:

      Hence the Westboro Baptist bullshit. Unsourced “Clear Channel” spokesman. He SOOO wants Rush to mention him on his show.

      He SOOO wants anyone to mention him period.

    • ThreeHundred says:

      But he’s become such a better writer, according to him.

      • Arachne says:

        Indeed – he’s moved from a 4th grade writing level to Middle School. I love the way he latches on to a new word and then employs it ad nauseum. That Word a Day Calendar’s really paying off.

  16. haysoos says:

    Juan Epstein :
    I have no problem with mocking Santorum or any other politician.
    Especially President Pink Sock and FLOTUS Blue Waffle.

    he’s a rich politician so should be heaped with scorn and mockery

  17. P. Ness Lowell says:

    He’s got his Mr. Spock ears on this morning…

    • Arachne says:

      The stupid is strong in that one. What was the latest evidence – Earth has cooled by .56 of a degree. You cling to that belief Chunky – just be sure to turn the lights off when you’re the last one out….

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        Whether or not it’s a deliberate hoax isn’t even a scientific question. It’s a question of motives. It’s really kind of a dumb question, because it’s unanswerable without some kind of a smoking gun memo from the Soros Batcave.

        There is, however, plenty of evidence of a lot of members of the alarmosphere concealing evidence and not telling the whole truth.

      • garycooper says:

        Cling to that myth, Fatass. 😆

    • Bagua says:

      Lol, Huffpost fanboy now that Media Matters has rejected him.

  18. P. Ness Lowell says:

    It must really suck not having Ludwig, and having to do the Captain Planet shtick all by himself.

    You shouldn’t have shamed the slutshamer, Chunk.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      When he shamed the slutshamer, that cancelled out “shamer” and now all he’s got left is sluts.

      Unfortunately, they’re Lefty sluts, the kind that go on a no-sex strike and end up with “Thank You” cards as a result.

  19. Arachne says:

    OldLineTexan :
    Americans overwhelmingly reject LGF, too, Stalker Charles. Now what?

    Every poll I’ve seen says people don’t give a shit about it.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Well, Stalker Charles desperately misrepresenting shit is sort of implied in any statement I make.

      I was trying to humor the poor shut-in.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh I know – he, the NAG gals and Nancy Pelosi are trying to keep it alive. People are trying to pay for gasoline and groceries. They don’t care about 30-year-old moochers.

        Oh, and sarahpalinsarahpalinsarahpalin. Except she’s not running for anything. Which of course fucked up HBO and the Obama campaign big time. Because the “Game Change” movie was designed to discredit her run for the Presidency and of course the Obama campaign had a campaign reference manual complete with fundraising literature in the same font style as the Game Change movie.

        Except Sarah isn’t running and it all looks rather ridiculous, especially since the movie’s being condemned as an outright fabrication by those who know, and that campaign plea looks rather silly.

  20. Daedalus says:

    P. Ness Lowell :

    The left hates Patton because he was above all a practical man. Just like the Adlai Stevenson crowd hated Ike. Ike was a leader. Stevenson was a tribal icon.

    Shades of that today. Romney, love him or hate him, is a leader. Obama is an icon. The left loves icons and hates leaders.

    Romney is no elader and neither is Obama. They are both Progressive losers.

  21. Arachne says:

    Anyone else get the feeling he’s desperate for anyone to look at anything other than the BRC’s masterful smackdown of him last night?

    I can’t help but think that in the private emails and tweets of the HuffPo and KKKos denizens, they were laughing their asses off at the Crew’s expose.

  22. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :

    Anyone else get the feeling he’s desperate for anyone to look at anything other than the BRC’s masterful smackdown of him last night?

    I can’t help but think that in the private emails and tweets of the HuffPo and KKKos denizens, they were laughing their asses off at the Crew’s expose.

    It’s been a bad 3 days for Chuck!

    Sunday- I exposed his praise of Farrakhan.
    Monday- Oliver Willis gave him a smackdown
    Tuesday- The BRC exposed his bannings.

    Its tough for Chuck.

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      Karma’s a bitch. A bankrupt bitch.

      • Arachne says:

        He’s really the joke of the internet at this point. Well, he’s held that title for awhile, but not, oh man, it’s just so OFFICIAL.

      • Daedalus says:

        Those had to be the 3 worse days of his life! I enjopyed every minute of his beating.

        Charles represents evertything I hate about the Left. This I am superior attitude. Screw him.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      It’s tough for a white man to try and moonwalk out of a situation like this.

  23. ThreeHundred says:

    I see Zip has the tin cup out today, but I suppose there is only one Johnson, so it’s probably safe enough.

  24. Daedalus says:

    Mandingo Warrior :

    It’s tough for a white man to try and moonwalk out of a situation like this.

    He thinks he’s Black. Hence Jazzy X.

  25. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :

    He’s really the joke of the internet at this point. Well, he’s held that title for awhile, but not, oh man, it’s just so OFFICIAL.

    Yup, this had to have been the worse 3 days of his life. Watch his posts get more erratic.

  26. Speranza says:

    Charles Johnson ‏ @Lizardoid

    Reply
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    Fox News Commenters React to Afghan Killings: ‘A Dead Muslim Is a Good Muslim’ http://lgf.bz/weirLB #p2 #tcot #tlot

    That sounds like something the Charles Johnson I used to know would say.

  27. snowcrash says:

    I call him Sanctorum. He seems to be gaining in popularity but the delegate count from Bama and Miss wasn’t huge because it was proportional.