Charles Johnson fantasizes about nuking Alabama!

It’s no secret that Charles Johnson hates Southerners. He has smeared them as racists and bigots. Chuck lets his hate get the better of him and has a sick fantasy. Jazzy X fantasized about Obama nuking Alabama.

This is just disgusting and not funny at all. Charles will claim its a joke, but he has shown bigotry towards the South and its people too many times. Jazzy X is a hate blogger and needs to be called on it.

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63 Comments on “Charles Johnson fantasizes about nuking Alabama!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    It would have to be a magic nuke that spares the 30%.

  2. Macker says:

    Such a LOVELY sentiment, don’t you agree…NOT!

  3. m says:

    Someone would probably need to show it to him on a map first.

  4. P. Ness Lowell says:

    So let me get this straight.

    In the old days, Bigel says “nuke Europe”. Bigel gets banned.

    Now Chuck says “nuke Alabama”.

    Ban yourself, Johnson. It wouldn’t be the first thing you do to yourself.

  5. PeteP says:

    And this is the same clown who routinely calls others hatebloggers and hatemongers.

  6. garycooper says:

    And let’s not forget, they still have slaves in Alabama. The Emancipation Proclamation didn’t reach the backwoodsy plantations.

    Nuke ’em!

    (it’s not easy to pretend to be as stupid as Chunky)

  7. Daedalus says:

    If someone joked about nuking Mecca, Charkles would ban them. But he can fantasize about nuking Alabama.

  8. garycooper says:

    In case you think you’re having a bad day, I just got off the phone with an elderly female client who found out this morning that her bank account had been stolen by someone using an assumed identity. The money’s been gone for a couple of weeks, so all of her bills were paid with bounced checks. She’s confused on a good day, and now she has to fight with the bank and her creditors to get this straightened out. She was crying.

    • livefreeor die says:

      That’s horrible. Hope they find the cretin who did this and he/she tries to resist arrest.

      • garycooper says:

        The capper, is that she just finished a round of chemo. 😡

        We referred her case to a firm that specializes in helping people with this problem, and the bank is promising to assist in any way, so it will probably turn out okay. I just hate to see people on fixed-incomes, old and basically alone, having to deal with such bullshit. I agree, the person responsible should be punished severely…but I’d settle for some hard time in the Graybar.

      • Poteen says:

        Have a good story about that stuff.
        Good friend had his cc declined and found out his id had been hijacked to the tune of $6000. Local sheriff told him he’d like to help but he had 1000 of them on his desk. His best bet was take it up with the bank and get the money back.
        Now it gets good.
        When he told his boss about it, his boss said ‘whoa, that’s a security breach. Check it out’. See, my friend is a high mucky muck in the DOD IG’s office, on the Terrorism Task force. They had the kid ID’d in an hour.
        A 20 something tweeker found himself arrested by feds a short time later, at his mom’s house, on Thanksgiving day. After making sure he wasn’t a security risk they turned him to the county DA for prosecution.

    • Lily says:

      That is terrible gary! Hopefully everything gets straightened out. So people just don’t care who they hurt it is all about them. Doesn’t matter about the damage and wreckage they leave behind.

  9. PeteP says:

    Someone should dedicate Sweet Home Alabama to Jazzy X.

  10. garycooper says:

    If Chunky was to mess around and ban himself by accident, or brain-damage, would we welcome his sorry butt to DoD?

    • Lily says:

      Why? What are we here masochists?
      Besides he wouldn’t know what to do with himself when someone disagrees with him and he can no longer ban the person in question.
      /I think he is addicted to the rush of banning and blocking people..
      Not really sure there is a cure or a pill for that.
      He could be the first to ever suffer from it .

      charlieocide;
      a rare condition that has never been seen before until the advent of the blogs on the internet.
      The additive need to erase, ban, block or murder nic’s in cyberspace.
      Apparently the color green, hamsters, the term lizards, the need to put up lousy jazz youtube video’s, and posting pictures of tankers, rusted hinges, and flowers helps forment this rare condition. Also having no outside contact other than by phone or e-mails makes it worse.
      A patient exhibiting these signs would surely be a danger to society if they were to leave their house. But thankfully having this condition prevents one from leaving the house.
      In the more acute form of this condition, drinking mountian dew, eating cheetos and the mere mention of cheeseburgers sends them into a ‘blocking and banning’ frenzy.
      Tragically there is no cure and since they haven’t actually ‘erased’ an actual person they haven’t committed a crime other than to themselves. Extreme mocking, finger pointing and refuting of their lies seems to keep them in some kind of check, but in the end they will continue to spiral out of reality and exhibit magical ponytail thinking.

      • Poteen says:

        Charlie is addicted to the attentions of younger people. Won’t grow up. He can’t function in a mature society.

  11. Daedalus says:

    Iron Fist :

    Nuke Mecca! And Medina, and Qom… :evil:

    I would add Kabul, Damascus, Baghdad, Cairo and Islamabad to that list.

    👿

  12. haysoos says:

    Daedalus :

    Iron Fist :
    Nuke Mecca! And Medina, and Qom…

    I would add Kabul, Damascus, Baghdad, Cairo and Islamabad to that list.

    Philly might be worth nuking…no?

  13. Speranza says:

    Fat, fucking hateful cheetos munching hypocrite!

  14. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    But check the Census.

    If he nukes Alabama then billions won’t die!!!1!!

  15. garycooper says:

    Speranza :Fat, fucking hateful cheetos munching hypocrite!

    He should go into politics. He has tons of charisma! 🙂

    Maybe Soros would back him for dogcatcher or something.

  16. haysoos says:

    livefreeor die :
    Yes, but wait until we’re out of town. Get it during an Eagles’ game-”Only way to be sure.”

    my point exactly

    • Pakimon says:

      I’ll go out on a limb and guess you’re a Giants, Redskins or cowboys fan. 😀

      • livefreeor die says:

        Redskins fan living in Eagles territory. Their fans love to trashtalk and get in your face until you ask them how many Super Bowl trophies the Schmeagles have.
        Then it gets real quiet all of a sudden.

      • Pakimon says:

        I grew up an Eagles fan but I’m the jaded cynical Eagles fan who knows better than to trash talk.

        The Eagles are a cursed team and I firmly believe they will never, ever win a Super Bowl.

        Actually, all the Philly sports franchises are cursed with the Phillies being (sort of) the exception.

        That’s why Philly fans are for the most part, psychotic. :mrgreen:

  17. joecitizen says:

    Daedalus :
    If someone joked about nuking Mecca, Charkles would ban them. But he can fantasize about nuking Alabama.

    Happened to me. But I wasn’t joking.

  18. Russia says “We will sell guns to Syria”, we know Obama will not do shit about it.

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      But Bibi will.

    • Daedalus says:

      How about we stay out of it? Muslim Brotherhood bvs. Assad is not our fight.

      • Bagua says:

        Yep, the victor will be the Islamists if Assad falls. The protected Christian, Kurd and Alawite minorities will suffer.

        Alternatively, Assad is an evil dictator, I wouldn’t weep for him. He is modifying the constitution and making major changes that will see him off… but that’s not fast enough for mad cow Hillary and the Obama doctrine.

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        Neither was Milosevic, but…

      • Alberta Oil Peon says:

        Yep. Just give both sides all the guns, grenades, anti-personnel mines and poison gas they carry, and stand back and enjoy the show.

  19. joecitizen says:

    garycooper :

    Speranza :Fat, fucking hateful cheetos munching hypocrite!

    He should go into politics. He has tons of charisma!
    Maybe Soros would back him for dogcatcher or something.

    Unfortunately, he could prolly get erected in so. california. heh

    • garycooper says:

      I can see him now, all fat and bulging out of his dogcatcher’s uniform, hunched-over and chasing a purse-poodle down the alley, stepping on a pile and falling face-first into another pile of doo-doo…

      The idea has some merit, Chunky. You should talk to Ice, and see if she can pull some strings with George and the county. You need a job!

  20. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    So “nuke Mecca” gets you banned but “nuke ‘bama” is edgy.

  21. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Nuke Mecca. LGF style.

  22. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Obviously he wants to nuke Alabama because the University of Alabama is climate denier central. Spencer and Christy keep pissing on the climate.

  23. I’m sure chuckles would rather nuke AL than Iran

  24. beed says:

    i3g oiherua hoiroief hosdfh wefohEF HWEFUDCUi.

    Rodan, you make my brain declare war on itself.

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      You’re just one of those intelectelitis with a snooty brian.

      • beed says:

        Color me red and call me Ferry
        or jingle my chain and call me Kerry
        don’t jump on my hump
        or dump on my trump
        because that might pop my cherry

  25. Daedalus says:

    P. Ness Lowell :

    Neither was Milosevic, but…

    He was fighting AL-Qaeda and Hizballah. Assad is buddies with Hizballah.

  26. Daedalus says:

    Bagua :

    Yep, the victor will be the Islamists if Assad falls. The protected Christian, Kurd and Alawite minorities will suffer.

    Alternatively, Assad is an evil dictator, I wouldn’t weep for him. He is modifying the constitution and making major changes that will see him off… but that’s not fast enough for mad cow Hillary and the Obama doctrine.

    I ndespise Assad for what him and his father did in Lebanon. I despise the Muslim Brother and Al-Qaeda. Let them all rot.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      * he and his father.

      If you drop “his father” from the sentence, it should still make sense.

      I despise Assad for what he did in Lebanon…..

      Love ya!

  27. Roger says:

    Charles Nodickens? You are absolutely vile