The Palin-John Birch-Pat Buchanan conspiracy!

The low budget version of Alex Jones has uncovered another nasty plot! Sarah Palin is allied with The Birch Society and Pat Buchanan!

The low budget Alex Jones has no proof of of this nefarious plot. I am sure on some future thread he will explain Sarah Palin’s role in the Tobacco Company-Ron Paul plot. It’s now only a matter of time before Charles Johnson does threads on the Illuminati and Area 51.

Daedalus Note: At 3:00 PM EST there is a special Charles Johnson thread on Blogmocracy.


44 Comments on “The Palin-John Birch-Pat Buchanan conspiracy!”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Johnson is nuttier than a fruitcake. People who are delusional like this need meds.

    • Iron Fist says:

      {rightymouse} 😛

      Crazier than a man eating rat shit and calling it caviar, Johnson is. Meth will do that to you…

      • rightymouse says:

        {Ironfist} 🙂
        Hard to believe the guy ran a wildly successful blog once, eh??

      • Iron Fist says:

        He was never what made LGF successful, though. He simply road the wave until he thought that Obama’s election presaged a different wave. He was wrong, though, and he took a site that might have been valued at a million dollars at its peak, and flushed it away. Now it is worth squat. I doubt his ad revenue pays enough to keep the lights on. His blog is dying, and all of us that made the blog a success have moved on. It sucks to be him, but he brought it all on himself.

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s true. And he’s a perfect example of why liberalism is considered a mental disorder.

      • doppelganger says:

        Charles was successful because of his commenters. 100% of his credit was to the legions of smart, hard working people who brought him all his stories, and did the hard work.
        he rode the wave he stole from buckhead

        so he banned the brains and kept the shit for brains, and voila! Epic FAIL

      • rightymouse says:

        Having nothing but shit for brains sycophants around him helps him to believe in his own superiority and invincible control. Every dictator behaves the same way.

  2. rain of lead says:

    hey ya’ll
    if you have been wondering what Barrett Brown has been up to, here is an answer
    (jail time . it looks like.)

    • garycooper says:

      I knew BB was headed for big trouble when he was posting here, during his brief flirtation with and quick banning by Chunky. Especially after he revealed he was a heroin addict of long standing. And then it was revealed the Feds were all over Anonymous, and since he was their “Official Spokesaddict,” you knew he was headed for a stint in the venerable old Graybar Hotel.

      I do admit to being amused by his antics, though. He’s a scruffy, low-rent character, but in today’s world of puffy basement criminals, he is still a character, chewing up scenery in his own mental movie. That advance from Amazon is precious, ain’t it? Wonder if that was some kind of bribe, to keep the lulzy-kids off of them. Six figures is pocket-lint to the company, which has more of my money than I care to think about. Bought a new microwave and running shoes from them just this week. Rich evil bastards!

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        BB got a lot more zonbucks than Chucky will ever see.

      • rightymouse says:

        Just bought teenlet a new X-Box from Amazon. His old one finally bit the dust. I love them.

        If BB goes to jail, can he profit from the behavior that sent him there?

      • garycooper says:

        rightymouse :Just bought teenlet a new X-Box from Amazon. His old one finally bit the dust. I love them.
        If BB goes to jail, can he profit from the behavior that sent him there?

        Depends on the circumstances, and the charges. Some criminals do very well on their book-deals, particularly after they’ve served their time. Others are hog-tied with civil suits and legal-fees forever.

      • rightymouse says:

        Speaking of felons, I wonder if O.J. will ever confess.

  3. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Charles Johnston (sic) has a lot in common with Alex Jones.

  4. Juan Epstein says:


  5. Pig says:

    Charlie should get out now. According to an ancient Incan calender, on Dec 12, 2012, Culver City will vanish from the Earth forever under a giant orange mushroom cloud.

    You’ve been warned, Charlie !!

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      He will have to take with him!

      IP Address:
      IP Block: –
      Reverse DNS:
      Media Temple, Inc.
      Culver City, CA, USA
      Culver City, CA, USA
      Page Load Time:
      0.049 secs.
      Server Type:

  6. garycooper says:

    Charles is in free fall.

    Good morning, Hatestalkers! 🙂

  7. Pakimon says:

    Pat Buchanan and The John Birch Society are so passe’.

    Doesn’t Chunky realize that the Koch brothers are the left-wing boogeymen of choice for today’s liberal hipster?

  8. Pakimon says:

    OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin sighting?

  9. garycooper says:

    Those antennae are not helping this girl with her sanity, or her weight. More exercise, less food. A lot less food, a lot more exercise.

  10. P. Ness Lowell says:

    I think the spam filter doesn’t like blockquotes.

  11. Voltaires Crack says:

    David Icke called.

    He wants his lizards back.

    • garycooper says:

      Icke is really a piece of work, and his Main Theory actually features lizardy creatures:

      At the heart of his theories lies the idea that the world is becoming a global fascist state, that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

      I was with him until “Boxcar Willie.” I fail to see how a singing hobo figures into the world-domination dealio. Wait…better scratch Kristofferson, for the same reason.

  12. iSpeakJive says:

    Babble-onian Brotherhood.

  13. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Palin – Birch – Buchanan : The Axis of Evil !!!1!1!!

  14. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Chuck is on a tweet roll –

    “Anti-Science !!!!!”

    “Fox News !!!!!”

    “Palin !!!!”

    “Limbaugh !!!!”

    What is MMFA tweeting?

    “Anti-Science !!!!!”

    “Fox News !!!!!”

    “Palin !!!!”

    “Limbaugh !!!!”

  15. PeteP says:

    His idiocy has no bounds.

  16. JimboXL says:

    I notice in the TV program guide that the Planet Green channel is usually running an area 51 or UFO related show when not running some green themed show.

    Maybe they are really hard up on shows but then the other thought is that they believe area 51/ UFO conspiracy shows appeal to the Warmans who watch their channel.

    • Kirls says:

      i noticed that and found it curious as well. oh, wait, i know! the UFO beings are greenies, remember? the little green men are enviro-enforcers! wasn’t there some goofy-ass article about that a few months back? i’m too lazy to look for it myself right now.

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      If they can all get wound up about Heartland Institute being funded by ExxonMobil (absent any evidence, even after the Gleick theft), that proves that the greens are, at heart, conspiracy loons. So it makes perfect sense.

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      “The Man” is green, has big eyes and kidnapped Elvis.

  17. rightymouse says:

    Zappa Would Be Vomiting :“The Man” is green, has big eyes and kidnapped Elvis.


  18. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    I’ve come up with a solution to the whole contraception flap.

    Sterilize the left.

    You are welcome.

  19. The Osprey says:

    Oh come on, Chuckles, you’ve got to work the Vlaams Belang and the Afrikaner WeerstandsBeweging into that conspiracy theory somehow. You’re slipping.

  20. haysoos says:

    the problem with LGF is illustrated right now on their new thread…the murder of those Afghan civilians was instantly turned into a bipartisan bashfest…instantly….those droolers have a one track mind and will automatically politicize any and every subject…they have turned themselves into bots