BRC Document Leaks: The LGF Archives, Articles 9000-9999

Here’s the next batch:

https://rapidshare.com/files/1558002446/9000-9999.zip 

Johnson was really hitting his stride here; he managed to go a thousand threads without a single gap or memory-hole! Observers might also notice that humorous thread we featured here not too long ago (#9033 “Arx Americana”). Commenting levels are increasing significantly as our series enters 2004, perhaps helped along by what we see in #9318:

(years later, Johnson would refer to this same Wizbang award as a “silly internet poll”, and a “wingnut popularity contest“…after being beaten by Pam Geller)

Anyway, the list, after the fold:

9000_RoP_Burns_Churches_in_Nigeria
9001_RoP_Burns_Family_Alive_in_Bangladesh
9002_Definition_of_a_Target-Rich_Environment
9003_The_Month_of_Jihad
9004_Larry_Elder_Interviews_Robert_Spencer
9005_Possible_Attack_on_LGF_from_Qatar
9006_I_Want_to_Scream
9007_Another_Communist_Front
9008_The_Famous_Giggly_Blogger
9009_Tapes_of_the_Portland_Seven
9010_CAIR_Goes_Ballistic_Over_B.C._Dr._Laura
9011_Blaming_the_Victims
9012_Terrorist_PAC
9013_US_Slams_UN_Over_Iran_Nukes
9014_Annan-_No_Need_to_Search_UN_Ambassadors
9015_Frances_Rushdie_Affair
9016_Rumsfeld_Tells_the_Truth
9017_HizbAllah_Child_Abuse
9018_Papier-Mache_Bush_Head_Fells_Hundreds
9019_Euro-Dhimmis_Suppress_Antisemitism_Report
9020_Flying_Pig_Moment_of_the_Day
9021_Religion_of_the_Holy_Hand_Grenade
9022_MCB_Blames_Terrorism_on_Bush
9023_We_Know_Who_the_Murderers_Are
9024_Palestinian_Arabs_Skeptical_Seething
9025_British_Muslims_Rage_Over_Foreign_Ministers_Remarks
9026_Belgian_Sharia_Watch
9027_Hamas-_Peace_Negotiators_are_Traitors
9028_Homeland_Insecurity
9029_Anti-War_Militants_in_Trafalgar_Square
9030_The_Real_History_of_the_Crusades
9031_You_Can_Check_In_Any_Time_You_Like
9032_Israel_Whips_All_of_Europe
9033_Arx_Americana
9034_Saudi_Bank_Records_Scrutinized
9035_Like_a_Muslim_Sister
9036_What_the_Hell_is_Wrong_With_Colin_Powell
9037_Boyz_N_The_Hudna
9038_BBC_Sneer_Quote_Watch
9039_An_Order_to_the_Mosques
9040_Sydney_Terror_Attack_Revealed
9041_AMECA_Protests_Islamic_Indoctrination_of_US_Kids
9042_Hate_to_Win
9043_Culture_Clash
9044_Iraq_Now
9045_Rall_Jumps_Aboard_Sinking_Ship
9046_Israeli_Scientists_Create_DNA-Based_Nano_Transistor
9047_Holy_War_101
9048_The_Holy_Fasting_Month_of_Weaponry
9049_Al_Arabiya_Shut_Down_in_Iraq
9050_Candy_Grenades_in_Gaza
9051_Al_Qaeda_Warns_of_Big_Attack_in_US
9052_NYT-_Jihad_What_Jihad
9053_Ramadan_Crime_Wave_in_Jakarta
9054_Egypt_Prefers_Saddam_to_Democracy
9055_French_Sharia_Watch
9056_Turkish_Tolerance_of_Jews
9057_Victims_of_Saddam
9058_A_Definitive_History_of_the_Crusades
9059_Islam_in_Switzerland
9060_Islamists_Planning_Christmas_Terror
9061_Singapores_Lee_Kuan_Yew-_Anti-Idiotarian
9062_Nothing_to_See_Move_Along
9063_NYT_Chastises_Iran
9064_BBC_Sneer_Quote_Watch
9065_SF_Chronicle_to_Hire_Sean_Quisling
9066_Identifying_Muslim_Moderates
9067_Anti-Israel_Panel_in_Washington_DC
9068_Spencer_Attacked_at_Amazon
9069_JihadTV_Films_as_Jihadis_Kill
9070_Islamic_Jihad_Women_Know_Their_Place
9071_Outrage_of_the_Day
9072_Our_Allies_the_French
9073_UN_Springs_Into_Action
9074_Our_Friends_the_Saudis
9075_Islamic_Antisemitism_in_Philly
9076_Iraqi_Police_Sympathize_with_Guerillas
9077_Israeli_Childrens_Lives_Worthless_to_UN
9078_A_Cute_Little_Gimmick
9079_French_Antisemitism_Watch
9080_Spammers_BBS
9081_Happy_Eid_Osama!
9082_Conservative_Means_Toward_Liberal_Ends
9083_Happy_Thanksgiving_LGF_Style
9084_Canadian_Sharia_Watch
9085_A_Surprise_Thanksgiving_Visit
9086_Hack_Attempts
9087_Got_Four_in_Italy
9088_Got_Two_in_Britain
9089_Mr._Holland_We_Hardly_Knew_Ye
9090_Geneva_Sellout
9091_Telling_the_Truth_Facing_the_Whip
9092_Palestinians_Still_Seething
9093_These_Five_Regimes_Must_Go
9094_Annan_Asks_Israel_to_Die
9095_Ignorance_Is_Blix
9096_Saudi_Grand_Mufti_OKs_Cyber_Terrorism
9097_DUmmies_Raving_Again
9098_Arabs_and_Jews
9099_The_Squad_of_Death
9100_Got_Another_One_in_Germany
9101_Elder_Interviews_Spencer_Part_Two
9102_Hanging_Judge_of_Iran_Dies_At_Last
9103_You_Have_Trodden_Welcoming_Land
9104_Back_to_the_Bush_Leagues
9105_World_Socialists-_Two_Minute_Hate
9106_Christian_Fish_vs._Muslim_Shark
9107_Burchill_to_Leave_Guardian
9108_Baghdad_March_Against_Terrorism
9109_Another_Gitmo_Soldier_Charged
9110_Hatefest_at_Toronto_University
9111_The_Koran_Requires_Jihad
9112_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9113_Israeli_Tech_Sector_Rebounds
9114_DUmmies_Raving_Again
9115_Saudi_Prince_Murdered_in_Algeria
9116_France_Bankrolls_Americas_Enemies
9117_The_Geneva_Farce
9118_Debased_Death_Cult_Society
9119_Terror_Hurts_Indonesian_Islamists
9120_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9121_Mysterious_Explosion_Produces_Car_Swarm
9122_Deans_Hiding_His_Records
9123_Oil_Ticks_Mock_America

=== 2003 / 12 ===
9124_Kindergarten_Teacher_From_Hell
9125_Report_from_U_of_T_Terrorfest
9126_How_Terrorists_Think
9127_Iran_Encouraged_by_EU_Fecklessness
9128_Carter_Slams_Israel
9129_Canadian_Terror_Suspect_Trained_with_Al_Qaeda
9130_Censored_EU_Antisemitism_Report_at_JPost
9131_Photos_of_DHL_Jet_Hit_By_SAM
9132_2003_Weblog_Awards
9133_Fiskie_Nominations
9134_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9135_CG_Links_to_LGF_But_Hides_It
9136_Annan_Announces_Solidarity_with_Terrorists
9137_Geneva_Hosts_Anti-Israel_Festival
9138_Israel_Not_Happy_with_Colin…
9139_108_Nations_Refuse_to_Fight_Terror
9140_Jimmahs_Final_Solution
9141_EU_Ambassador-_Antisemitism_Who_Knows
9142_Iraqi_Governing_Council_Backs_US_Plan
9143_Bosnian_Muslims_to_be_Tried
9144_Deans_Howlers
9145_Egyptian_Insanity_Watch
9146_Loved_Ones
9147_ISM_Targets_California_High_School_Students
9148_Death_Cult_Artwork
9149_Bashir_Sentence-_Even_Lighter
9150_Terrorist_Conference_in_Florida
9151_Dean_Fitted_for_Tin_Foil_Beanie
9152_The_Arabs_Berlin_Wall
9153_LGF-_3rd_Best_Looking_2nd_Best_Overall
9154_Re-Victimize
9155_Suppressed_EU_Antisemitism_Report_(Cleaned_Up)
9156_Mosque_of_Suicide_Bombers
9157_World_Gone_Insane
9158_Indymedia_Seattle_Goes_the_Way_of_the_Dodo
9159_Anthrax_-_Again
9160_Texas_Prison_Jihad
9161_European_Sharia_Watch
9162_Arafish_Says…
9163_Thugs_Discuss_Extortion_in_Egypt
9164_Ron_Silver-_Not_Schtoopid
9165_Geneva_is_a_Blueprint_for_War
9166_The_British_Moonbat_Party
9167_El_Baradei-_Not_My_Fault
9168_Analysis_of_the_Anthrax_Cases
9169_Hamas_Feels_at_Home_in_Qatar_and_Syria
9170_German_Sharia_Watch
9171_Possible_Muslim_Hijackers_in_Bolivia
9172_Malvo-_A_Jihad_Warrior
9173_Bush_Derangement_Syndrome
9174_Religion_of_Train_Bombings
9175_Hamas_Accused_of_Canadian_Plot
9176_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9177_New_Al_Qaeda_Video_of_WTC_Attacks
9178_NY_Times_Interviews_Iraqi_Jihadi
9179_Vote_for_Me!
9180_Amiel_Calls_for_Rationality_MPACUK_Flips_Out
9181_Massachusetts_Sharia_Watch
9182_Who_Speaks_for_Israel
9183_Canada_to_Chide_Israeli_Ambassador
9184_Antisemitic_Artists_Against_Israel
9185_Chirac-_Something_Aggressive_About_the_Hijab
9186_Moonbat_Alert!
9187_Vote_Against_Kottke
9188_Three_Clueless_Tools_Are_We
9189_Its_a_Two_Moonbat_Night
9190_Islamic_Jihad_Promises_More_Murder
9191_CAIR_Seething_at_Paul_Harvey
9192_NYT_Slobbers_Over_Angry_Dwarf
9193_Mohammad_Attas_Decisive_Meeting
9194_A_Real_War
9195_Brazil_Opens_a_New_Anti-Israel_Front
9196_French_Antisemitism_Watch
9197_VDH_on_BookTV
9198_Aussie_Imam-_Gays_Should_be_Beheaded
9199_Canada_Will_Not_Chide_Israeli_Ambassador
9200_Saudis_Built_Global_Terror_Network
9201_Rooting_for_the_Mujahideen
9202_New_WMD_Evidence
9203_Terrorists_Will_Continue_Killing
9204_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9205_Jihad_Means_Nothing_But_Killing
9206_Second_Wife_Wanted
9207_Kucinich_Goes_Vile
9208_The_Hate_That_Shames_Us
9209_Remembering_Pearl_Harbor
9210_Rajoub-_Geneva_Agreement_a_Sham
9211_Pakistan_Is_…
9212_Saudis_Blowing_Smoke_Again
9213_Steyn_Hits_the_Target_Again
9214_Media_=_Enemy
9215_AOL_Blocked
9216_Syed_Qutbs_Mein_Kampf
9217_Saudi_Student_in_Idaho_Isotope_Lab
9218_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9219_UN_Will_Not_Control_the_Innernut
9220_CAL_State_Palestine
9221_The_UNs_Dirty_Little_Secret
9222_Israpundit_Interviews_Palazzi
9223_Suicide_Waves
9224_Muslim_Football_Hides_the_Evidence
9225_Al_Gore_Endorses_the_Angriest_Dwarf
9226_Got_One_in_the_Philippines
9227_Friedman_Loses_It
9228_We_Gave_at_the_(PLO)_Office
9229_New_PA_Schoolbooks
9230_Indymedia_Israel_Being_Investigated
9231_United_Vision_of_Jihad
9232_A_Troubling_Influence
9233_Female_Suicide_Bomber_in_Moscow_Kills_5
9234_Saudi_Money_in_the_US
9235_Antisemitic_Propaganda_-_Then_and_Now
9236_Urgent_Request_from_Chief_Wiggles
9237_Eavesdropping_on_Jihad
9238_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9239_Hatefest_at_Columbias_MEALC
9240_Gaffney_and_Norquist_Face_Off
9241_Gore_Invokes_the_Q_Word
9242_EUrocrats_Feed_the_Crocodile
9243_JPost_Answers_NYT
9244_Dean-_The_Mysterious_Stranger
9245_Harvey_Caves_CAIR_Gloats
9246_Canadian_Christians_Condemn_Antisemitism
9247_Wesley_Clark_Would_Let_Europe_Protect_US
9248_US_Embassy_in_Beirut_Targeted
9249_The_DC_Snipers_Jihad
9250_Nobel_Peace_Prize_Laureate_Slams_US_Israel
9251_Moonbat_Rant_Alert!
9252_Of_Contracts_and_Hens
9253_Thousands_Demonstrate_Against_Terrorism_in_Iraq
9254_European_Antisemitism_Watch
9255_Got_One_in_Minneapolis
9256_Death_Cult_Student_Elections
9257_Iraq_Anti-Terror_Demonstration_Update
9258_UN_Evicts_Observers_from_Internet_Summit
9259_Media_Urged_to_Report_Fairly_on_Islam
9260_Operation_Hero_Miles
9261_The_Fifth_Column_Wants_Americans_to_Die
9262_Reuters-_Civilian_Gunmen_Killed_in_Rafah
9263_Puppet_Issues_Threats
9264_Steyn-_Its_Been_a_Good_Year
9265_Why_Do_They_Hate_Us_Dude
9266_Carter-_Betrayed_by_Zell
9267_Germans_Round_Up_Islamic_Militants
9268_Peace_Creep-_Saddams_Victims_Deserved_It
9269_We_Can_Dance_If_We_Want_To
9270_Fight_on_the_Right
9271_You_Better_Watch_Out
9272_Problems_Relating
9273_Dallas_Antisemitism_Watch
9274_World_Gone_Insane
9275_Bush_Zinger_of_the_Month
9276_Caliphate_Dreams
9277_Critical_Mass
9278_Gloomy_Weasel_Summit
9279_Anti-War_Militants_in_Germany
9280_Reality_Imitates_Parody
9281_The_IAEA_Is_On_Irans_Side
9282_The_Draft_European_Constitution
9283_Canadian_Sharia_Watch
9284_Omar_Says-_Bon_Voyage_Europa
9285_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9286_EU_Constitution_Talks_Collapse
9287_Moonbat_Alert!
9288_Iraqs_Government-_Atta_Trained_by_Abu_Nidal
9289_Iranian_Nuclear_Stalling_Continues_IAEA_Buys_It
9290_Iowahawk_Swims_With_the_Fishes
9291_GOT_HIM!
9292_The_Press_is_Silent
9293_LGF_Readers_Get_the_News_First
9294_Palestinians_Devastated
9295_Arab_World_Humiliated_(Again)
9296_Iraqi_Bloggers_React
9297_DU_Moonbats_Barking
9298_Musharraf_Assassination_Attempt
9299_We_Got_Mail!
9300_A_Jordanian_in_Love
9301_The_Greatest_Arab_of_All_Time
9302_How_Can_I_Use_the_Bathroom
9303_A_Psychological_Blow
9304_If_Howard_Dean_Had_His_Way…
9305_It_Smelled_Really_Bad
9306_Islam_is_Now_the_Rising_Church_of_England
9307_We_Are_Completely_Sunk
9308_Pediatrician_of_Death_Seethes_Rants
9309_A_Petition_in_Favor_of_Suicide_Bombing
9310_Arab_World_Seethes_and_Rants_Some_More
9311_Hamas_Burning_Stuff
9312_Saddams_9-11_Connections
9313_NYT-_US_Lacks_Legitimacy
9314_The_Nine_Multilateral_Dwarves
9315_Reuters-_Back_to_Business_as_Usual
9316_The_Galloway_Awards
9317_Saddam-_Leader_of_a_Liberation_Movement
9318_LGF-_Best_Overall!
9319_BDS_Rages_at_SF_Cartoonists_Forum
9320_BDS_Rages_at_the_Nation
9321_Killers_in_Love
9322_T-Shirts_Finally_Restocked
9323_Muslim_Football_Whitewashes_Intifada
9324_Like_A_Rat
9325_Annan-_Saddam_Must_Not_Be_Executed
9326_Gimli_the_Dwarf-_Anti-Idiotarian
9327_A_Hunka_Burnin_Love
9328_ICRC_Wants_to_Visit
9329_Deans_Split_Personality
9330_The_Baathist_Who_Wont_Bath
9331_Nothing_New_Under_the_Sun
9332_Dallas_Antisemitism_Watch_Update
9333_Angriest_Dwarf_Bows_to_the_UN
9334_Red-Green_Anti-Semitism
9335_Saddams_Nuclear_Program
9336_Vatican_Gone_Nuts
9337_McDermott-_Pond_Scum
9338_The_Campaign_of_Hate_and_Fear
9339_Dean_Fundraising_Hatefest
9340_Iraqi_Official-_The_UN_Failed_Us
9341_Indymedia_Hits_a_New_Low_(Again)
9342_Deans_Split_Personality
9343_San_Francisco_Sharia_Watch
9344_Internet_Jihad
9345_2003_Dishonest_Reporting_Award
9346_A_Tale_of_Two_Crypts
9347_The_Fence_is_Working
9348_BBC_Bias_Watch
9349_Blair_Backs_Red_Ken
9350_NYT_Bias_Watch
9351_Congresswoman_Invites_a_Terrorist
9352_What_The_Left_Will_Say_If…
9353_Shirin_Ebadi-_Islam_Doesnt_Need_Reform
9354_Ten_Lessons
9355_That_Prankster_Albright
9356_Saudi_Arabia_Bans_Cuddly_Toys
9357_A_Periodic_Reminder
9358_Boston_Globe-_No_Search_Warrant!_Its_Illegal!
9359_The_Bike-Path_Left
9360_State-_Get_Out_of_Saudi_Arabia
9361_LGF_Fundraiser_Auctions
9362_Egyptian_Military_Training_in_Mississippi
9363_Iraqis_Shocked_Shamed_Seething
9364_Moonbat_Alert!
9365_A_Tigris_Chronicle
9366_The_Joy_of_Cutting
9367_Clark_Starts_to_Seethe
9368_Nazimedia_Publishes_Bush_Donor_List
9369_Palestinian_Thug_Arrested_in_Belgium
9370_Simon_Reports_from_Frawnce
9371_Sharons_Ultimatum
9372_Ninth_Circuit_Does_It_Again
9373_Malvo_Takes_the_Fall
9374_Like_Father_Like_Son
9375_Good_on_Ambassador_Welch
9376_PA_Investigator-_Probably_the_Perpetrator
9377_Florida_Terrorfest_Update
9378_Everybody_Do_the_Humiliation_Dance
9379_Iran_Raves_About_US_Plots
9380_Beyond_the_Mainstream
9381_Threats_to_US_Cities
9382_Stuck_on_Calypso’s_Island
9383_Libya_Close_to_Nukes
9384_More_Humiliation_Please
9385_Taller_Prouder_Unbowed
9386_British_MP_Threatened
9387_AP_Bias_Watch
9388_European_Jihad_Network_Unplugged
9389_Media_Criticizes_Iraq_News_Feed
9390_Al_Qaeda_Funded_Istanbul_Attacks
9391_TIME_Hangs_with_Iraqi_Mujahideen
9392_BBC-_Dont_Hurt_Saddams_Feelings
9393_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9394_Operation_Any_Soldier
9395_The_Dead_Produce_No_Audio
9396_David_Warren-_Herzliya
9397_ISM_Exploits_Birthright_Israel-_Free_Ticket
9398_Arabs_Demanding_Again
9399_Malaysia_Does_the_Terrorist_Shuffle
9400_Terror_Alert_Raised_to_Orange
9401_Islamic_Republic_Decries_French_Extremism
9402_Iran_Nuke_Program_Tied_To_Pakistan
9403_Dear_Time_Warner…
9404_Unprecedented_Ferment
9405_Father_of_Pakistan_Nukes_Questioned
9406_Libya_to_Allow_Nuke_Inspections
9407_Egyptian_Foreign_Minister_Attacked
9408_Australia_to_Extradite_Khazal_Brothers
9409_A_Completely_Crime_Free_Environment
9410_Scream_Like_an_Egyptian
9411_SoCal_Gets_a_Jolt
9412_Reasons_for_Orange
9413_Egyptian_Blame_Game
9414_Libyas_New_Age_Leader
9415_Palestinian_Violations_of_the_Roadmap_-_Week_-34
9416_Malvo_Avoids_Death_Penalty
9417_Iran_Warns_Israel
9418_The_Many_Clauses
9419_Islamists_Hate_Gaddafi
9420_Mahers_Humiliation
9421_Hosni_Gives_Ariel_A_Call
9422_Paris-LA_Flights_Cancelled
9423_Technical_Note
9424_France-_Foot_Shot
9425_A_Christmas_Ululation
9426_And_Again
9427_Musharraf_Dodges_Two_Truck_Bombs
9428_Car_Swarm_Watch
9429_Digital_Jihad
9430_Air_France_Plot_Details
9431_Aftershocks_of_War
9432_Dean_Doesnt_Want_to_Prejudge_Osama
9433_Anthrax-_An_International_Plot
9434_Of_Intellectual_Bondage
9435_Nice_Going_France
9436_Iran-_No_Help_from_Israel
9437_Islamic_Scholars_to_Explain_Jihad
9438_Some_Resolutions_for_Bush_Fans_Foes
9439_Peaceful_Religion_Watch
9440_An_Israeli_Surgeons_Story
9441_Fatwa_Time_for_France
9442_New_Years_Terror_Attack_Feared
9443_Jihad_Culture_Cannot_Be_Changed
9444_The_Looniest_Dwarf_Speaks
9445_Green_Research_Inc.
9446_Wash._Muslim_Arrested_for_Attempted_Honor_Kidnap
9447_EU-_No_Jews_Allowed
9448_Seasons_Greetings_from_the_AP
9449_Britain_Warns_of_Saudi_Attacks
9450_Outrage_of_the_Day
9451_Nazimedia_Meltdown_Watch
9452_Seattle_PI_Honors_Saint_Rachel
9453_Saddam_Squeals
9454_Al_Qaeda-_Dismantle_the_UN
9455_Pearls_Before_Google_Group_Swine
9456_Islam_Hates_New_Years_Celebrations
9457_Fighting_a_Mindset
9458_Dear_Crusading_Usurper
9459_Jordan-_Teaching_Children_About_Terrorism
9460_The_16th_Annual_Awards_for_the_Years_Worst_Reporting
9461_French_Reporter_Fired_for_Telling_the_Truth
9462_Got_Two_in_the_Philippines
9463_The_Conspiratorial_Mind_of_the_Arab_World
9464_American_Terror_Suspect_Worked_in_Nuke_Facility
9465_Another_Puppet_Bites_the_Dust
9466_Pundits_Who_Love_Doom
9467_One_Nation_Under_Allah
9468_The_Western_Disease
9469_The_Fence_That_Makes_a_Difference
9470_Iran_Clarifies_the_Middle_East
9471_Car_Swarm_Watch
9472_Air_France_Flight_Intercepted
9473_Looniest_Dwarf-_Muslims_Unfairly_Targeted
9474_Mothers_from_Hell
9475_10_Worst_Quotes_From_The_Democratic_Underground
9476_Two_Earthquakes
9477_Israeli_Soldier_Admits_Shooting_ISM_Tool
9478_The_Saudi_Paradox
9479_Instapundit-_Pals_Are_Our_Enemies
9480_High_Alert_in_Israel
9481_High_Alert_in_New_York
9482_Detained_Planes
9483_Remembering_Carlos
=== 2004 / 01 ===
9484_BA_Flight_Held_in_Washington
9485_May_the_Best_One_Win
9486_Islam_Is_Not_As_Tolerant
9487_Swedish_MP_to_Be_Deported
9488_A_Precision_Weapon
9489_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9490_Krekar_Arrested_in_Norway
9491_Iraqi_Guerillas_Pose_As_Journalists
9492_Iraqs_Future_-_and_Ours
9493_Spencer_on_Washington_Journal
9494_The_Mullahs_Bite
9495_Questions_About_Benin_727_Crash
9496_One_Across_The_Bow
9497_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9498_Inside_the_Universal_Heritage_Conference
9499_Saudi_Scholars-_Dont_Follow_Infidels
9500_All_Roads_Lead_to_Pakistan
9501_Changing_the_Face_of_Foreign_Aid
9502_A_Reminder…
9503_Dude_Wheres_My_Fiskie
9504_New_Years_Riots_ala_Francaise
9505_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9506_Governor_Dean-_Worst_Nuke_Security_Rating_in_US
9507_IED-_Intrauterine_Explosive_Device
9508_Pedagogy_of_Hate
9509_Berkeley_ISM_Tool_Whines
9510_Egyptian_Plane_Crash-_Terror
9511_Palestinians_Enraged_by_Anti-Terror_Pledge
9512_Iran_Wants_More
9513_Dead_Man_Talking
9514_More_Bush=Hitler_Inanities_at_Moveon.org
9515_Raw_Pix_from_Mars
9516_Palestinians_Must_Maintain_Moral_Edge
9517_Searching_for_Fedex
9518_Pakistans_Nuclear_Diaspora
9519_EU_Letter_Bomb_Watch
9520_Aftershocks
9521_Islamic_Dress_for_Non-Muslims_in_Malaysia
9522_Holocaust_Minimizers_at_Moveon.org
9523_Seattle_P-I-_Youre_All_Stupid!
9524_Arab_League_Behaves_Predictably
9525_Moore_Leads_the_Race
9526_Al-Battar_Training_Camp
9527_Neo-Nazi_Invited_to_Speak_at_Toronto_Islamic_Conference
9528_We_Got_Mail!
9529_Sharia_in_Space
9530_Masquerading_as_Mainstream
9531_Iowahawk_Waxes_Taxonomic
9532_Libya_to_Make_Peace_with_Israel
9533_Idiotarian_of_2003_Finals
9534_Martial_Law_in_Muslim_Thailand
9535_Egypt-_Candidate_for_Axis_Membership
9536_Two_Flags_on_Mars
9537_Egypt_Renounces_Camp_David
9538_Muslim_Newspaper_Publishes_Hate
9539_France_Looks_for_Nonexistent_Terrorist
9540_Idiotarian_Finals_Starting_Over
9541_Out_of_the_Rathole
9542_Intifadah_Street
9543_Democrats_Unlearn_9-11
9544_Canadian_Islamists_Host_a_Neo-Nazi
9545_BBC_Reporter_Tells_Truth_Muslims_Seethe
9546_The_ISMs_Jihad_Against_Arabs
9547_Survival_of_the_Fittest
9548_Zerbisias-_Idiotarian
9549_Forbidden_Iran
9550_Weapons_Flow_From_Iran_to_HizbAllah
9551_New_Space_Exploration_Plans
9552_Palestinians_Training_for_the_Olympics
9553_Our_Friends_the_Saudis
9554_BBC_Disgrace_of_the_Day
9555_The_Same_Old_Thing
9556_Why_We_Are_Safer
9557_Hitlerfest_Won_By_Stone
9558_Saddam-_An_Enemy_POW
9559_Idiotarian_Finals_Update
9560_Got_One_in_Idaho
9561_The_Global_Ambitions_of_HizbAllah
9562_Nazimedia_Meltdown_Watch
9563_Palestinians-_Were_A_State!_Nyah_Nyah!
9564_Cycling_Diary
9565_Pathetic_Nazimedia_Meltdown_Watch
9566_Arab_Press_Freedom_Watch_Backs_Kilroy-Silk
9567_Airports_on_High_Alert
9568_Nazimedia_Meltdown_Accelerates
9569_Possible_Mustard_Gas_Found_in_Iraq
9570_Premature_Explodulation
9571_Turning_A_Blind_Eye
9572_Seething_and_Whining_Continues
9573_Iran-_Nukes_Are_a_Basic_Human_Right
9574_Brits_Foil_Suicide_Bombing
9575_Arab_Paranoid_Conspiracy_Watch
9576_BBC_Double_Standard
9577_Howard_Dean_In_a_Mellow_Mood
9578_Howard_Dean_In_An_Angry_Mood
9579_Sharon_Criticized_From_the_Right
9580_The_Kilroy-Silk_Affair_Widens
9581_French_Foil_Biological_Attack
9582_Someone_Tell_Doctor_Dean
9583_PA_Demands_Journalists_Call_Murderers_Martyrs
9584_NYT_Removes_Interview_With_Assad
9585_The_ONeill-Suskind_Hoax
9586_The_WMD_Road_to_Damascus
9587_Bobs_Your_Anchor
9588_Now_Their_Target_is_Europe
9589_Religion_of_Blood_and_Body_Parts
9590_Spies_Lies_and_Weapons
9591_Saint_Rachel_Goes_For_the_Win
9592_Falling_Under_the_Imams_Spell
9593_Indonesia-_Genital_Mutilation_Half_Price_Sale
9594_Clinton-_The_Narrow_Lens_of_Terror
9595_Christian_Science_Monitor_Hits_Bottom_Digs
9596_Huge_Support_for_Kilroy-Silk
9597_Boo_Freakin_Hoo
9598_The_Envelope_Please
9599_Islamic_Center_of_Cleveland_Imam_Arrested
9600_Irans_Manhattan_Project_Speeding_Ahead
9601_Been_Globally_Dispossessed_So_Long_It_Looks_Like_Marxist_Utopia_To_Me
9602_Internet_Haganah_vs._The_Beltway
9603_Here_She_Is_Miss_Un-American
9604_And_Again
9605_No_Chemical_Agent_Found
9606_PA_Radio_Celebrates_Mass_Murder
9607_Libya_Ratifies_Nuclear_Test_Ban
9608_AMECA_Protests_CAIR_Intimidation
9609_The_Beginning_of_the_French_Jihad
9610_The_Reluctant_UN
9611_Random_Glitch_Factor_(I_Hope)
9612_Arab_Masses_Long_for_Nukes
9613_PA_Declines_to_Condemn
9614_Coming_Unarmed_to_the_Battle
9615_Religion_of_Mass_Murder
9616_Bush_in_41.2_Seconds
9617_Veiled_Threat
9618_Motherly_Hate
9619_Yassin_Personally_Authorized_Female_Bomber
9620_Can_We_Make_Iraq_Democratic
9621_Red_Mars
9622_Religion_of_Totalitarianism
9623_Death_Cult_Hails_Female_Bomber
9624_Hamas-Lovin_Granny
9625_Yellowcake_Discovered_in_Rotterdam
9626_Poll_Suggestions_Please
9627_Iraqi_Council_Curbs_Womens_Rights
9628_Yassin_Living_on_Borrowed_Time
9629_Moonbat_Alert!
9630_How_to_Stop_Nuclear_Terror
9631_Got_One_in_Dearborn
9632_Got_One_in_Germany
9633_Our_Primordial_World
9634_Teach_Your_Children_Well
9635_Consummated_in_Cairo
9636_Silk_Sacked
9637_Rhys-Davies_on_Medved
9638_Virginia_Jihadi_Royer_Pleads_Guilty
9639_French_Dhimmitude_Watch
9640_Out_With_the_Old_In_With_the_New
9641_Israeli_Ambassador_Smashes_Swedish_Art_Exhibit
9642_Antiwar_=_Pro-Hijab
9643_Incredible_WWII_Photos_Released
9644_Michael_Moore_Slimes_Weasely_Clark
9645_The_Meaning_of_Jihad
9646_British_Academics_Seething
9647_Sharon_Backs_Ambassador_Mazel
9648_Behind_the_Hijab_Demonstrations
9649_French_Sharia_Watch
9650_Video_of_Ambassador_Mazel
9651_French_Jihad_Watch
9652_French_Sharia_Watch
9653_LGF_News_Feeds_Page
9654_Bubba_Gibbers
9655_A_Fatwa_For_Gimli
9656_Bild-_RAF_Bombers_Ignored_Auschwitz
9657_Iowa_Surprise
9658_Clothes_Make_the_Man
9659_El_Norte
9660_Dean_Wigs_Out
9661_IAF_Strikes_in_Lebanon
9662_EU_Funds_Disappear
9663_Dark_Ages_Spreading_in_Nigeria
9664_A_Walk_On_the_Addled_Side
9665_The_Shriek
9666_Hey_People_It_was_Only_a_Tower
9667_State_of_the_Union
9668_Bad_Cop_-_Not-So-Bad_Cop
9669_Pakistan_Islamists_Seething_Over_Nuke_Probe
9670_Road_Map_to_Murderville_Update
9671_Muslim_Speaker_Attacks_Israel_at_MLK_Tribute
9672_Hanson-_The_Election_of_1864
9673_Cleveland_Islamic_Groups_Back_Damra
9674_Got_One_in_Minnesota
9675_Lantos_Invited_to_Libya
9676_Gimli_Battles_the_Race_Card
9677_Tick_Tick_Tick
9678_Iran_Involved_with_9-11
9679_Angriest_Dwarf_Gets_Sheepish
9680_Anti-Terror_Technology
9681_Spirit_Goes_Haywire
9682_Arab_Media_Seethes_Silently
9683_Musharraf_Admits_Nuclear_Leaks
9684_Better_or_Worse
9685_Maariv_International
9686_Arab_One-Track_Mind_Watch
9687_Ever_Feel_Like_Youre_Being_Watched
9688_Howards_Tinfoil_Hat_Brigade
9689_Crackdown_on_Al_Qaeda-Linked_Charity
9690_Thousands_of_Hamas_Supporters_in_Nablus
9691_Antisemitic_French_Comedian_to_Be_Prosecuted
9692_Suffer_the_Little_Children
9693_Musharraf_Details_Nuclear_Program
9694_Secret_Nuclear_Factories
9695_Arafish_Says…
9696_Mass._Man_Cleared_in_Rape_Case
9697_Jihad_Unspun_and_Google_News
9698_Ilan_Ramons_Diary
9699_Amazon-_Now_Part_of_the_Electoral_Process
9700_Mars_Is_Crowded
9701_The_Nuclear_Black_Market
9702_Mad_Dr._Dean
9703_Nasrallah_Gloats_Over_Prisoner_Swap
9704_Islamic_Nuclear_Cravings
9705_Islamic_Scholar-_Women_Driving_is_Sinful
9706_Were_Frank_Sinatra
9707_A_Reminder…
9708_We_Got_Mail!
9709_Kay-_Not_a_Political_Issue
9710_MoDo_Phones_It_In
9711_Kay-_Iraqi_WMD_Components_in_Syria
9712_French_Sharia_Watch
9713_Dean-_Iraqi_Living_Standard_Worse
9714_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9715_Hawkins_Interviews_Frum
9716_9-11_Panel_Gets_to_the_Bottom
9717_Jailhouse_Rock
9718_French_Jihad_Watch
9719_Frankenbouncer
9720_Iraqi_Oil_Bribes_Revealed
9721_The_Islamification_of_the_UK
9722_UN-_Get_Out_of_NY
9723_Pakistan_Nuke_Scientists_Got_Millions
9724_The_MyDoom_Virus
9725_Hamas_in_the_Florida_Classroom
9726_You_Can_Fool_Some_of_the_People…
9727_Vietnam_Vet_Wins_NH
9728_New_Hampshire_Live
9729_Did_Hitlerism_Die_with_Hitler
9730_Kay_Blames_Weak_Intelligence
9731_Irans_Manhattan_Project_Speeding_Ahead
9732_Earthquake_at_the_Beeb
9733_IDF_Raids_Islamic_Jihad
9734_Kays_Testimony
9735_Weapons_of_Mass_Distraction
9736_Dhimmitude_at_the_Times
9737_And_Again
9738_Video_of_Jerusalem_Bombing
9739_Aspiration_Not_Desperation
9740_Cycling_Through_Quicksand
9741_Islamic_France_and_Human_Rights
9742_We_Live_in_a_Dangerous_World…
9743_The_Nature_of_the_Shark
9744_MPAC_Attacks_Emerson
9745_The_Terrorist_and_the_Archbishop
9746_HizbAllah_Via_Mexico
9747_Wesley_Clark_Courts_Radical_Muslims
9748_UW_Newspaper_Hits_Bottom
9749_Slouching_Toward_Big_Brother
9750_Arafish_Says…
9751_Peaceful_Religion_Watch
9752_Quakes_Continue_at_the_Beeb
9753_Life_Is_Many_Things
9754_Jerusalem_8-48_am
9755_Word_of_Mouth
9756_The_Mind_of_Our_Enemies
9757_Hitler_Makes_the_List
9758_Not_So_Peaceful_for_the_Sheep
9759_Theyre_Still_Trying
9760_No_Flying_Pigs_Here_Move_Along
9761_No_Evidence_CIA_Slanted_Iraq_Data

=== 2004 / 02 ===
9762_French_Sharia_Watch
9763_Religion_of_Deadly_Stampedes
9764_Why_Its_Islam_vs_Rest_of_the_World
9765_Fun_For_the_Whole_Family
9766_In_Memoriam
9767_Handy_Tips_for_Avoiding_Stampedes
9768_Palestinian_Child_Abuse_1970
9769_Flight_From_DC_to_Houston_Canceled
9770_Khan_Admits_Nuclear_Proliferation
9771_Sharon-_No_Jews_in_Gaza
9772_Quakes_Continue_at_the_Beeb
9773_Subversive_and_Dangerous
9774_A_Multinational_Nuclear_Conspiracy
9775_Geek_Alert!
9776_Ricin_in_DC
9777_Settlement_Evacuation_Poll
9778_Ricin_Confirmed
9779_DUmmies_Raving_Again
9780_Jihad_Rap
9781_Khan-_Musharraf_Knew
9782_A_Web_of_Evidence
9783_HizbAllahs_Victory
9784_Pilgrims_Long_for_Death
9785_Angriest_Dwarf_Slips_Neath_the_Waves
9786_A_Fondness_for_the_Recumbent_Position
9787_A_Historians_Take_on_Islam
9788_The_Universal_DUMB_Thread
9789_From_PLO_Terrorist_to_Lover_of_Zion
9790_The_Alternative_to_War-_Defeat
9791_Khan_Asks_Forgiveness_on_TV
9792_Palestinians_Whine-_Blackmail!
9793_Norwegian_Dhimmitude
9794_Outrage_of_the_Day
9795_Khan_Men
9796_Palestinian_Work_Accident_Watch
9797_Egyptian_Govt_Daily_Praises_Suicide_Bombing
9798_President_Mentions_Blogger
9799_Who_Does_Hezbollah_Worry_About
9800_Suicide_Bomb_in_Moscow
9801_Whitewashing_the_Hajj
9802_Sharons_Folly
9803_Manufacturing_Doomsday
9804_Palestinian_Olympic_Fairy_Tales
9805_Lights_Camera_Action!
9806_Palestinian_Civil_War_Watch
9807_The_Nineteen_Lions
9808_Mexican_Anti-Americanism_Watch
9809_Arab_League_Senses_Modernity_Approaching
9810_Pakistans_Nukes_Watched
9811_Germany_Searches_Mosques
9812_Religion_of_IEDs
9813_Al_Qaeda_Nukes
9814_Trib_Investigates_Bridgeview_Mosque
9815_The_Dirty_Secret_of_the_Madrassas
9816_Nuclear_Conspiracy_Update
9817_US_Terror_Expert-_Theyve_got_the_will.
9818_Musharraf_Squirms
9819_Al_Gore-_Bush_Betrayed_America
9820_Philosophy_Not_Policy
9821_MSA_Fifth_Column_Watch
9822_Religion_of_Subway_Bombing
9823_Weapons_of_Mass_Distraction
9824_Kerry-_Not_Scary
9825_France_Sticks_to_the_Ban
9826_Belgian_Sharia_Watch
9827_Suicide_Bomber_Attacks_Iraqis
9828_German_Intel-_Al_Qaeda_Pressured_to_Strike
9829_Islamic_Extremist_Sleeper_Cells
9830_Huge_Vulnerability_in_Windows_Revealed
9831_Hawash_Sentenced
9832_Kerry_to_Mullahs-_Ill_Repair_Bushs_Damage
9833_Hawashs_Profile
9834_Weaseliest_Dwarf_Bails
9835_John_Kerrys_Suppressed_Book
9836_Kerrys_Record
9837_Hijab_Ban_Craze_Sweeps_Europe
9838_Palestinian_War_Crimes
9839_Israel_Shuns_World_Court
9840_Irans_Manhattan_Project_Speeding_Ahead
9841_Iranian_Terror_Caucus
9842_Another_Soldier_Arrested_for_Aiding_the_Enemy
9843_Kerrys_Skeletons_Step_Out
9844_Daniel_Pipes_at_UC_Berkeley
9845_French_Antisemitism_Watch
9846_Microsoft-_Trying_to_Be_Even-Handed
9847_Head_Weasel_Complains
9848_Just_Imagine…
9849_Trailing_Attempted_Espionage
9850_Bag_Lady__for_the_Radical_Left
9851_Berkeley_Terror_Supporters_Go_Nuclear
9852_Krauthammer-_Democratic_Realism
9853_Iran_Gets_Another_Month
9854_Get_Ready_For_20_WTC_Bombings
9855_Saudis_Crack_Down
9856_Jihad_Survival_Kit
9857_Dhimmitude_at_the_ABC
9858_British_Islamic_Scholar_Seethes
9859_Pantani_Dead_at_34
9860_Top_PA_Official_Spews_Hatred
9861_BBC_at_the_Crossroads
9862_MSA_Fifth_Column_Watch
9863_Moonbat_Joins_Kerry
9864_Noam_Chomsky_Superstar_of_America-Hating_Academia
9865_By_God_This_is_Suffocation!
9866_The_Road_to_Beijing
9867_PC_Blindness_at_the_National_Guard
9868_A_Very_Sticky_Headline
9869_Palestinian_Work_Accident_Watch
9870_Khan_Heart_Attack
9871_Bremer_Threatens_Veto_of_Sharia
9872_Genocidal_Hamas_Banner
9873_Khan_Bought_Loyalty
9874_New_Stuff
9875_French_Perfidy_Watch
9876_Like_Stepping_on_an_Escalator
9877_New_Arrest_in_Pearl_Case
9878_Bush_Country
9879_Euro_Antisemitism_Watch
9880_Musharraf_Feels_the_Heat
9881_The_Shriek_That_Ended_a_Campaign
9882_Jenny_Tonge_Is_a_Disgusting_Woman
9883_French_Muslims_Seething_With_Rage
9884_Arafish_Says…
9885_Khan-_Mad_About_Allah
9886_Survival_of_the_Heaviest
9887_Europe_Loves_John_Kerry
9888_Al_Qaeda_Maritime_Threat
9889_Hizballah_Nazis
9890_Preparing_for_the_End_Game
9891_An_End_to_Evil
9892_Denmark_Tries_to_Shut_the_Door
9893_Ujaama_Sentenced
9894_Kerrys_Winter_Soldier_Testimony
9895_Jihad-_The_Real_Terrorist_Enemy
9896_E-Jihadis_Call_for_Holy_Hack_Attack
9897_Irans_Manhattan_Project_Speeding_Ahead
9898_Gibsons_Dad_Rants_Raves
9899_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9900_Stalinist_Mullahs
9901_The_Saddam_Oil_Vouchers_Affair
9902_Suicidal_Nuclear_Fantasies
9903_Palestinians_Rally_for_Murder_Suspects
9904_The_Coming_of_Nemesis
9905_Dems-_Iraq_Is_On_Mars
9906_Plutonium_in_Libya
9907_Are_There_Good_Terrorists
9908_Tools_of_the_Trade
9909_The_Human_Cost_of_Terrorism
9910_Rumsfeld_Fighting_Technique
9911_ICRC_Visits_Homeless_Dictator
9912_Dead_Man_Surrounded
9913_ICJ_Rejects_Terror_Victims_Families
9914_DUmmies_Raving_Again
9915_Nuclear_Conspiracy_Insider_Talks
9916_Is_Paul_Bremer_Unclean
9917_DUmmies_Eating_Their_Own
9918_Pretty_Boy_or_Long_Face
9919_The_Change_Mantra
9920_CAIR_Wins_in_Alabama
9921_And_Again
9922_Palestinians_Gloat_at_the_Hague
9923_Welcome_to_the_Dark_Ages
9924_Crude_Propaganda_on_Both_Sides_of_the_Lens
9925_Jenny_Tonge_Debates_Israeli_Doctor
9926_Nader_Throws_His_Tinfoil_Hat_In
9927_Jihad_and_the_Amir
9928_From_Saturday_to_Sunday
9929_New_York_Times_Hits_New_Low
9930_International_Lynch_Mob_Underway
9931_Excerpts_from_Rumsfelds_War
9932_Palestinians_Enjoy_Day_of_Rage
9933_By_Stone_or_By_Knife
9934_Geek_Alert!
9935_Kerrys_Voting_Record
9936_Irans_Manhattan_Project_Speeding_Ahead
9937_Libyan_Puppet_Denies_Lockerbie_Guilt
9938_Saudi_Reform_Watch
9939_Zawahri_Raves_Seethes_Threatens
9940_Did_Kerry_Cover_Up_MIA_Evidence
9941_Raimondo_Sends_Us_Some_Traffic
9942_Life_Among_the_Bombs
9943_Jakarta_Declaration
9944_Nuclear_Families
9945_The_Zogby_Proof
9946_Al_Qaedas_European_Army
9947_Mickeys_Taliban_Adventures
9948_LA_Times_Profiles_VDH
9949_Iran_Moves_Into_Cheat_Phase
9950_John_Kerrys_Record
9951_Yahoo_Gives_Jihadis_a_Base
9952_Like_Garlic_to_a_Vampire
9953_The_UN_and_the_Jews
9954_StandWithUs_Reporting_From_The_Hague
9955_Clare_Short_Betrays_Britain
9956_Every_Muslim_Wants_To_Be_a_Martyr
9957_Passion-_A_Slasher_Flick
9958_The_Oil_For_Food_Scam
9959_The_Verbosity_of_the_Long_Distance_Lizard
9960_Muslim_FBI_Agent_Reinstated
9961_Krugman_Sics_FBI_on_Blogger
9962_Foggy_Bottom_Promotes_Palestinian_People
9963_Moving_Story_of_the_Day
9964_Religion_of_Ignorance
9965_Palestinians_Riot_at_Temple_Mount
9966_Arafish_Says…
9967_Saudis-_No_Jews_Allowed
9968_Got_Two_in_Paris
9969_John_R._Bradley_Writes_for_TNR
9970_Heinz_Kerry-_No_Blood_for_Oil!
9971_John_Kerrys_Record
9972_Bush_Country_Book_Event
9973_Barrier_For_Peace
9974_Surrealism_vs_Reality
9975_When_Not_If
9976_Islamic_Right_of_Ownership
9977_The_Q-Man
9978_Aussie_Muslim_Leader-_9-11_Gods_Work
9979_No_Osama_Here
9980_Palestinian_Car_Swarm_Watch
9981_Oil-For-Food_Scam_Detailed
9982_A_Family_Destroyed
9983_Iran_Threatens_Israel
9984_New_RSS_Feeds_for_Comments
9985_Palestinian_Car_Swarm_Watch
9986_Abu_Sayyaf_Claims_Ferry_Blast
9987_Palestinian_Child_Abuse
9988_The_Coming_RSS_Revolution
9989_Death_Cult_Family_Photos
9990_A_Biological_Bombshell
9991_Fatah-_Were_All_About_Peace
9992_A_Palestinian_Rashomon
9993_Cycling_Diary
9994_Venezuelan_Epithets
9995_Iraqi_Constitution-_Still_Too_Much_Islam
9996_John_Kerrys_Record
9997_Leni_Riefenstahl_Honored

=== 2004 / 03 ===
9998_Religion_of_Peace_Kills_48_in_Nigeria
9999_Muslim_Charities_Seethe_Whine

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62 Comments on “BRC Document Leaks: The LGF Archives, Articles 9000-9999”

  1. Bagua says:

  2. doppelganger says:

    his wizbang got up and left

  3. Now its the “best overhauled blog”, only CJ forgot to put in any rod berrings.

  4. swamprat says:

    Let’s see if this Breitbart link is working now.

    Video of media trying to spin Bell as a kindly, lovable Harvard professor. Doesn’t work.

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/03/08/The%20Vetting%20CNN%20Implodes%20Over%20Obama%20Bell%20Video

    I see they heard you charles!

  5. Emperor says:

    Charles Johnson now begging Ed Schultz to notice him.

    P.S. I predict Chuck’s “bombshell” revelation is highly likely to come to nothing.

  6. Emperor says:

  7. doppelganger says:

    He’s the Captain Joe Hazlewood of the blogosphere.

    From Best to bust. not only asleep at the wheel but actively steering it to the rocks

  8. Emperor says:

    The spam filter has been holding my comment hostage for at least an hour now.

  9. ISTE says:

    Breaking news!

    This is an internal Boiler Room Crew Email..

    This is what we talk about behind the scenes.

    I had a really strange day today.

    I went to a job assessment, took one look at the place and said.

    “There is no way I am climbing up that thing, I don’t want to waste your time so I am sorry, no way!”

    I really, really wanted the job.. I really really researched it and before I went to the first interview I knew what my weakness was.

    I don’t do heights, I can’t do heights..

    The job didn’t involve climbing towers and silos and shit normally, but in case of an emergency or when someone was injured then….

    I can’t do it.

    I was honest and up front.

    The HR person came out and shook my hand.

    Then I left….

    I wish I could lie.

    That is Internet Septic Tank Engineer talking about his application for a job as an operator at an oil refinery.

  10. joecitizen says:

    Not to be critical, of course.

  11. joecitizen says:

    Hey, if your still around ISTE, I’m wondering if you have any idea of the fate of Desert Sage. That’s one name from the old days I’m curious about. He was a good guy.

    • ISTE says:

      If it does not involve climbing a ladder and being a hero then I can help.

      The last post we have is this.

      07583189 34471 990 DesertSage Mon, Aug 17, 2009 8:11:18pm

      re: #986 austin_blue

      We were never in a declared war with Iraq. We were acting under a UN mandate in 1991.

      So you opposed the first Gulf War also?

      I can’t detect a banning or a flounce.

      • joecitizen says:

        Oh man. Seems kind of abrupt doesn’t it? Thanks,though.

      • ISTE says:

        joecitizen :
        Oh man. Seems kind of abrupt doesn’t it? Thanks,though.

        Sometimes people just die.

        I know that sounds sort of cold but, I once was contacted by a family who found my e-mail address in a diary of person who was American and who died in a car crash in Italy.

        I never knew her real name until I realised that she was the person I had not heard from for weeks.

        God bless you Adrianna.

        We think Nils is no longer with us.

      • Bagua says:

        Life is never certain…

        Though sometimes people just move on without saying goodbye.

      • dwells38 says:

        I miss Nils. He was great.

  12. Poteen says:

    Charlie’s all over Breitbart’s supposed ‘deceptive editing’ of videos. Post after post. Didn’t learn a thing from the Acorn sting. Or Weiner. Or,,,,, The gift that keeps on giving.

  13. joecitizen says:

    As far as being a hero goes, it’s often times just some dumb bastard in a dumb place at a dumb time. Fate’s a nutty kinda kick in the head innit?

    • Bagua says:

      Agreed. Heroes happen. You don’t know how you’re going to react to an emergency unless you’ve faced it before.

      Adrenalin is powerful.

    • ISTE says:

      Look at it another way.

      If you are a paraplegic in a wheelchair how are you going to climb up 200ft to turn off a valve and rescue your workmate? No way…

      In an emergency and to save someones life I may have hidden, unknown super human skills.

      I am happy my super human skills will never be needed, and I can put my hand on my heart and say “http://www.valero.com/default.aspx only employ the very best”

      • ISTE says:

        http://www.valero.com/default.aspx

        A shameless plug because I believe they are a good company to work for.

      • Bagua says:

        I salute your self awareness.

        Most people overate their abilities and potential, often leads to disaster.

      • ISTE says:

        Bagua :
        I salute your self awareness.
        Most people overate their abilities and potential, often leads to disaster.

        Thanks for that. I knew I had a weakness and I was up front about it.

        The really sad thing was the first weakness I told them about was that I was colour blind and they said “No problem, we work around that”

  14. joecitizen says:

    doppelganger :
    based on your well-documented abilities to extract hidden information from Anti American websites, like LGF have you considered applying for a job with the CIA ?

    Yeah man. You could be like our very own Mitch Rapp. I have an assignment for you in Culver City if you can handle the angst.

  15. joecitizen says:

    Claytonia Sibirica :
    I could make it exciting in about 1.5 seconds, if you wanted

    I was hoping for anything to keep things lively. I’ll stand aside to your mastery. Or masterbatory or…

  16. joecitizen says:

    ISTE :

    joecitizen :
    Oh man. Seems kind of abrupt doesn’t it? Thanks,though.

    Sometimes people just die.
    I know that sounds sort of cold but, I once was contacted by a family who found my e-mail address in a diary of person who was American and who died in a car crash in Italy.
    I never knew her real name until I realised that she was the person I had not heard from for weeks.
    God bless you Adrianna.
    We think Nils is no longer with us.

    I guess there’s no way around that in the interwebs. Fierce blasts of wit and fiery rhetoric and then dirt naps. There’s actually something beautiful about that.

  17. Bagua says:

    joecitizen :
    Oh man. Seems kind of abrupt doesn’t it? Thanks,though.

    A lot of people just walked away in disgust. Hostile place at the time. Or stealth ban.

  18. Poteen says:

    We think Nils is no longer with us.

    That’d be sad.
    I’m hoping it’s just 2 to 5. 18 months with good behavior./

    • ISTE says:

      he is still on the BRC mailing list but he has never responded since the day he told us he was going on vacation with his kids.

      There was no flounce, no trauma, no goodbye. Just no more contact.

  19. joecitizen says:

    This is for all the buried nics.

  20. Exposed says:

    The very first Little Green Footballs private thread.

    The format needs adjusting but as this is the first of over thirty secret, private threads we have plenty of time to perfect this expose.

    http://lgfexposed.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/the-very-first-little-green-footballs-private-thread/

  21. Bunk X says:

    For those of you who wonder what goes on in The Boiler Room after hours, here’s a typical conversation. These things happen in between days or weeks of coded silence.

    — On Fri, 3/9/12, ISTE wrote:
    From: ISTE
    Subject: RE: Archive Dumpage
    To: Bunk
    Date: Friday, March 9, 2012, 4:06 AM
    I sent Rodan the list of files I have uploaded to Rapidshare because the archive needs archiving!
    here is the list once again.
    The files there WILL expire so get them while you can and make a DVD.

    — On Fri, 3/9/12, BUNK wrote:
    Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2012 23:20:34 -0800
    From: Bunk
    Subject: RE: Archive Dumpage
    To: ISTE
    BFD. I got a picture of Lily. 😛

    — On Fri, 3/9/12, ISTE wrote:
    From: ISTE
    Subject: RE: Archive Dumpage
    To: bunk
    Date: Friday, March 9, 2012, 7:23 AM
    yeah?

    Well I got to rub my face in her bra when she took it off and it was still warm.. Calling Mr. Fish…

    — On Fri, 3/9/12, BUNK wrote:
    From: Bunk
    Subject: RE: Archive Dumpage
    To: ISTE
    Date: Friday, March 9, 2012, 8:31 AM
    So did I. You know what’s funny? Beed didn’t get to do it because he was licking the Johnson&Johnson Hand Lotion off of the steering wheel eeeeeeeew.

    You know what’s funnier? M called Daedalus’ grammar “Rodanglish.”

    Payback’s a bitch. Now you carry the burden. Bet you see a DoD typo and have an uncontrollable urge to leave a comment with the word “Rodanglish” in it. HA.

    • Pakimon says:

      Rodanglish 😆

      That’s good for the “mother blog” but here?

      Maybe “Daedalish” would be better here.

      Maybe we could expand on that for promos and whatnot.

      DoD! It’s Daedalicious!

      How about:

      DoD! The blog that’s chock full of Daedalciousness!

      Then again maybe not. Better drink some coffee and rethink this idea before I hit the “Post Comment” button because oh shit

  22. Bunk X says:

  23. GJT via CPH says:

    ISTE :

    joecitizen :
    Oh man. Seems kind of abrupt doesn’t it? Thanks,though.

    Sometimes people just die.
    I know that sounds sort of cold but, I once was contacted by a family who found my e-mail address in a diary of person who was American and who died in a car crash in Italy.
    I never knew her real name until I realised that she was the person I had not heard from for weeks.
    God bless you Adrianna.
    We think Nils is no longer with us.

    nils is a great poster. I hope what you say is not true. That would be very sad.