Say, About that “Most Disgusting Troglodytes on the Internet” Prize…

Yesterday, those paying attention to both DoD and LGF could have caught something.  First, from the tail end of LGF #40020:

Yes, those commenters like Keith Mahone (aka Charles Martel)…

aka…

“Charles Martel”:

(in yesterday’s batch)

(Hat Tip: Beed.)

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Update: I thought we’d leak another document, so I hereby present the “Charles Martel” file: charles martel comments

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254 Comments on “Say, About that “Most Disgusting Troglodytes on the Internet” Prize…”

  1. Chuck is watching says:

    The Memory Hole Bistro has a Groupon offer tonight.

  2. m says:

    That is hilarious.

  3. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Oh c’mon. That was on April fools day.

  4. Claytonia Sibirica says:

    The CAPSLOCK totally makes it better somehow.

  5. Zeus Crankypants says:

    France is a wonderful place, and so are the people. I’ve spent a lot of time in France, have a few friends in France (hi Ryannon… where are you, haven’t seen you on DoD), and I’ve never seen anyone eating shit… I’ve seen them eating mussels, escargot, andouille, brain… those are the closest I’ve seen to eating shit.

    • Claytonia Sibirica says:

      There’s a Japanese variation on the ‘crane wife’ story, except the wife is a clam, and instead of a cloak, its wonderful soup.

      In the end when he peeks in on her and she has to go away, it turns out she’s been peeing ‘clam juice’ into the soup to make it so tasty.

      Still not shit though, I guess

      • Zeus Crankypants says:

        What are you babbling about? Do I have to go to Google just to figure out what you are talking about.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        sorry, I wanted to link the story, but its not available online.

        the tortured logic goes in 2 lines (which makes it more tortured)

        Eating shit>drinking pee
        Eating mussels and snails>eating clam

        just random mental connections :p

      • Yuri Scunt says:

        He wants the story so he can steal the plotline for a play. Now give him the “crane wife” story. Me too. Japenese have a good sense of drama

      • dwells38 says:

        Wait a minute. I DID go to Google and according to the traditional story she would have to be using something the poor man had nursed back to health in some way. His wife wasn’t a crane, he nursed a crane and then she produced something from a crane or maybe even THE crane which he capitalized on unbenkownst to him initially leaving him appalled seemingly if you can make sense of bizarre ancient Japanese values.

        At any rate how could she produce clam juice by peeing? Drinking clam juice merely produces pee. I sense a secondary level of mocking going here. And it’s coming from you.

        See Bunk. The BS metres keep going off with this one. They aren’t seriously snarking with us I don’t think. LOL!

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        If Z doesn’t know the Crane wife, I’ll never forgive him.

      • Yuri Scunt says:

        The english version calls then “silkies”. Wife is ….would you believe …a seal?

      • Yuri Scunt says:

        The engish also have a “fairy wife”. In “Lagan Love”, his girl friend is half “fay”
        “when she was only fairy high, her gentle mother died”
        She really steals his heart and he catches her tending the fire on her fathers’ barge and singing sad sweet songs of love to the crickets by the hearth
        seems ok till they start singing back to her.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        It’s a folk-type. There are probably hundreds of variations across just about all the world cultures

      • dwells38 says:

        Right we get that but your version had the wife as a clam pissing clam juice and not piss. WTF?

        But hey nice try in the spirit of friendly mockery!

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah. Let’s all pound Clayto for showing up with some subtle sarcasm again.

  6. dwells38 says:

    I’ll make the same comment I made below, I didn’t think the french were famous for that. They’re famous for fellating and surrendering (infamously). And maybe the toungue kissy thing.

    But going down on ladies? I could be wrong though as I’m not looking shit up tonight unless I really care about it.

  7. dwells38 says:

    The French? Oh god no. Just horny. And who can blame them. You’ve seen their women, no?

    • Claytonia Sibirica says:

      I’d theorize that ‘baguette’ was a metaphor, but that’s not going down on ladies

      • dwells38 says:

        No baguette’s one of those rolls you get with your soup at Panera. It’s not a metaphor just because I munch on it like…..Oh wait. Family blog and all.

      • garycooper says:

        dwells38 :No baguette’s one of those rolls you get with your soup at Panera. It’s not a metaphor just because I munch on it like…..Oh wait. Family blog and all.

        Every Hollywood movie, when they’re coming back from the grocery store there’s a baguette sticking out the top of the bag. This is what is known as “subtext,” people.
        Penis Penis Penis LOL – subtext.

      • dwells38 says:

        Ah, no surprise Gary’s quicker than I.

        In the spirit of friendly….nice one Clay.

  8. Pig says:

    Martel’s comment was pretty disgusting. But then, they just arrested that teacher in California for doing pretty much just that with the students. Not too far from Culver City, if I recall correctly. Don’t know if he was French or not.

  9. garycooper says:

    Is this the Fellatio Academe of Paris? I’m supposed to fill in today as a practice dummy. Where do I put my pants?

    • dwells38 says:

      You’re in the right place and I think Clay is doing the honors. They’re the new Beed. Funny, friendly, and goofy but a bit obtuse.

      • garycooper says:

        I can’t remember if Clay is supposed to be a male or a female, or some kind of tranny. Guess it doesn’t matter much, in Paris at the Fellatio Academe.

      • dwells38 says:

        I really don’t know either the name is a flower which my entire maternal ancestry has used as female nomenclature: Rose, Iris, Lillian, etc.. so maybe it’s a lady. Then again it’s synonym according to Wiki is Montia sibirica which sounds like mounting something which sounds distinctly male so who really knows? It’s a thing with a computer is all we really know.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        I’m male, although I used to talk about crossdressing some (was a phase in my youth, you know how it goes).

        The name was chosen because people complained about Xesaie as being unpronouncable, and I have a habit of eating miners lettuce as a light snack while I’m hiking (it almost always grows along trails out here)

  10. joecitizen says:

    I don’t think Rick Santorum would like Charles Johnson very well. Heh.

    • doppelganger says:

      assuming he even knew who charles johnson was but of course he doesn’t because chucky ain’t no player. he’s a playa hata’

  11. Jack of Shadows says:

    Any kin to Pogue?

  12. OK check the update; you now have access to the “Charles Martel” collection (the numbers ahead of the nic are for absolute comment #, thread #, and thread comment #, respectively)

  13. doppelganger says:

    it’s great to go archive diving to find smut at Charles’ little blog, but I think the real bile at his blog is since 2008.

    back in the day, most of the comments were right on, even if charlie would now consider them offensive ( in fact especially if he now considers them offensive )

  14. Bagua says:

    Bunk X :
    Oh, and by the way all you people who are still playing the LGF HIVE GAME, STFD & STFU.
    And that’s all I’m going to say about it, Bagua, Walter, Lily, Rightymouse, and whoever else thought it was a good idea to dogpile Clayto here. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming without further interruption.

    When I want advice from a hypocrite I’ll ask you for it, punk.

    • Calo says:

      I think I’ll go spackle some drywall dings.

      Seems more productive right now.

    • Bunk X says:

      Before you give me a foad, look at the very top of this thread. Clayto shows up, behaving himself and was immediately attacked.

      That’s what pissed me off on the thread you just linked to, hive boy. You’ve had a chip on your shoulder ever since Clayto showed up. Get over it.

  15. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :

    Bunk X :
    Oh, and by the way all you people who are still playing the LGF HIVE GAME, STFD & STFU.
    And that’s all I’m going to say about it, Bagua, Walter, Lily, Rightymouse, and whoever else thought it was a good idea to dogpile Clayto here. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming without further interruption.

    When I want advice from a hypocrite I’ll ask you for it, punk.

    I don’t know man. As a daily reader of DoD well before my banning at the hands of the weasel and her dinger fixation I thought Bunk hit it straight on. It doesn’t happen much thankfully and hasn’t kept me away but there have been times on here where it really did start to feel a little lgfie and group thinkie. Thread cops belong at the swamp.

    • Bagua says:

      When iceweasel comes here to troll you, we will see what kind of welcome you give her.

    • Bunk X says:

      Thanks, joe. I spoke my mind about some things that happened here recently. I think that I’m allowed to do that. I’m here for fun, and if it stops being fun I’ll wander off. Clayto was being a dick at first, and I’m not defending that. What I am defending is Clayto’s right to attempt to be civil without being attacked.

      Now I’m the target for pointing it out. I’ve been through this scenario a couple of times. Let’s move on.

      • Bagua says:

        No, you’re the target for “boldly” jumping on me like you owned the place after that issue had already been settled.

        You tagged him as windsagio before I did, and I held off until after many months of trolling.

        When Walter and I because the target, I reacted. He may have been civil to you and possum at that time, but my experience was different. As was the others who shared my opinion.

        That thread aired out the laundry and let things move on better, with the troll act being dropped. So your moderation attempt was not appreciated by me.

        End of story. Goodnight.

  16. m says:

    I dunno joe, clay liked it or he wouldn’t have asked for it repeatedly. But since he’s turned over a new er… petal ~ I’m optimistic.

    • Bunk X says:

      Some recent Ex-Lizards here needed a bit of decompression time to get the vibe. Cato the Elder didn’t. Walter is still working on it. Clayto is Clayto, and is used to stirring up shit on LGF and elsewhere. Once Clayto said he’d try to backoff, the attacks still came from the same group here.

      That’s my point that some apparently missed.

      ISTE didn’t miss it either, and he’s gone, especially after he got a threatening email from one of the Admins here.

      • Bagua says:

        Replied above. Clayto had not yet said he’d try to back off, not to those of us who called him out. He has now.

        When you stir shit up sometimes it hits the fan.

        ISTE was not being targeted, he was all into flower love. Thus he was well out of order on the thread.

        It was all resolved happily, (apparently), which made you “boldly” out of order.

      • Bunk X says:

        There were emails and Table 9 chats behind the scenes that you weren’t a part of. And the hive picked up right where it left off, including you.

      • m says:

        ISTE didn’t miss it either, and he’s gone, especially after he got a threatening email from one of the Admins here.

        Say what?

  17. Zeus Crankypants says:

    m :

    I dunno joe, clay liked it or he wouldn’t have asked for it repeatedly. But since he’s turned over a new er… petal ~ I’m optimistic.

    And I’m always turing over a new petal.

  18. joecitizen says:

    m :
    I dunno joe, clay liked it or he wouldn’t have asked for it repeatedly. But since he’s turned over a new er… petal ~ I’m optimistic.

    This is true.I tell my little girlie that the world is full of sharp edges but that that is what keeps things lively. I hope this petal turning doesn’t diminish an often witty ,yet trying contributor.

  19. garycooper says:

    I say, live and let live. Let a thousand flowers bloom, or whatever. If someone or something is too obnoxious or “different” for you to deal with, then you don’t have to talk to them. There was a time when I went out of my way to get people’s goats, so I understand the game, and I’ve already copped to being a reformed libturd. Very reformed. A Nazi. (hat-tip to Woody Allen).

    Speaking of reforming, I remember the day I decided to resign from the ACLU. It was after reading their defense of their position, in regards to protecting the rights of child molesters like the fine people of NAMBLA. I had two young kids at the time, and something inside of me said, “Nyet.” Or maybe it was “Nein.” Anyway, I threw away my card, and wrote them a letter explaining why they wouldn’t receiving any more dues-payments from yours truly. I never got a response. And now, my nephew who’s in his third year of law school is getting involved with them, as well as Human Rights Watch, and all I can say is, “Good for you, boy.” I should say more, but I want to remain on speaking terms with him and his family. Sometimes, you have to grin and shut it.

    • joecitizen says:

      I absolutely considered myself a liberal democrat until after 9 11. Those first coupla years after were a huge eye opener. I couldn’t believe what I was reading and hearing from a group of people that I’d previously believed had all the answers.

      • garycooper says:

        It was truly amazing, wasn’t it?

        I remember watching a CBC (Canada) show about two weeks after the atrocity, a kind of town hall discussion featuring Canadian journalists and lots of young people. The garbage that was spewing forth, about how “American chickens had come home to roost” and whatnot, made me want to launch a commando attack on Windsor, where the show was being filmed.

        Then I started to hear and read the same kind of bilge from American pundits, and I was just taken aback. It changed me into more of a questioner, and the more I questioned things, the more I saw the liberals and Blame America First people were not my crowd.

  20. I’m still clueless as to why folks are getting bent out of shape. I must have missed something.

    • Bagua says:

      Coming on a dead thread to post a command in the dreaded bold to ignorantly pass judgement on something he is clueless about, and had already been settled, deserves a mocking response.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        lets be honest though, even if somebody else brought their outrage forward in an old thread, bringing it into the new thread is just terrible for everyone.

        Leave it in the past instead of making the new thread also about the same old stupid rage-inducing subject

      • Bagua says:

        I post were I want, just like you. We have our own rules.

        Leaving turds in dead threads is a weasel tactic, I don’t play with it.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        It’s not rules though, its a suggestion for considerate behavior.

        Nobody can force anybody to do something on here, except by thread of admin ban.

        Still, ‘considerate behavior’. It’s generally considered rude to dig up turds and spread ’em around.

      • Bagua says:

        It also doesn’t concern you Claytonia, so don’t put yourself in the position of thread police as to what is proper and nice.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        it does concern me (explicitly) though, there was a big fight about me, I’ve tried to end it so we could get back onto the main course, and it’s really quite painful to see people bring it forward.

        I’m sick of it.

      • Bagua says:

        Er, Clay, you are freshly reformed from full time trolling here, doing your best to upset multiple threads, so spare me the lecture on “considerate behaviour.”

        This is what, your first day of good behaviour? I’d say you need to wait at least a week before putting on your priestly robes.

      • Bagua says:

        No, it doesn’t concern you anymore because it was settled. Now kindly but out.

    • Guy says:

      I really have no clue as to the specifics of whatever it is we’re discussing here, but the matter of old threads, new threads and off-topic posting always leads me back to the idea of message boards vs. blog comment threads. One is not the other, though these types of things are why a hybridized version (i.e., bloggingheads) works out well.

  21. Zeus Crankypants says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :

    I’m still clueless as to why folks are getting bent out of shape. I must have missed something.

    Same here… and I get the back room group emails… and I’m still confused.

  22. joecitizen says:

    joecitizen :
    I absolutely considered myself a liberal democrat until after 9 11. Those first coupla years after were a huge eye opener. I couldn’t believe what I was reading and hearing from a group of people that I’d previously believed had all the answers.

    Oh, and Charles sucks. Sorry.

  23. swamprat says:

    “Blogroll” absolutely needs a link to breitbarts’ site.

    Charles getting less traffic than the site of a nemesis who has passed on….

  24. P. Ness Lowell says:

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      Place this next to the word “risible” in the dictionary.

      • garycooper says:

        He’s missing his donkey-pal from Saturday night, right now. He’s feeling a sense of emptiness, in his bowels. Cheer up, Chuckie! It’ll be Saturday night again before you know it.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Are humans the only species that brush their teeth?

      Are humans the only species that wear brown shoes with grey suits?

      Deep thoughts from Chuck Handey.

  25. joecitizen says:

    swamprat :
    “Blogroll” absolutely needs a link to breitbarts’ site.
    Charles getting less traffic than the site of a nemesis who has passed on….

    I was just reading there. Great new look and style.

  26. Claytonia Sibirica says:

    dwells38 :
    Right we get that but your version had the wife as a clam pissing clam juice and not piss. WTF?
    But hey nice try in the spirit of friendly mockery!

    That story is entirely real, I really really really didn’t make it up. (although I guess the fairly scholarly folklore book where I read it could have made it up, its not likely)

    Doesn’t help that I can’t find any proof of it anywhere though.

    • joecitizen says:

      I think someone up thread found it on wiki.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        sorry, this was supposed to be an inline reply too, stupid forum options are stupid!!!

    • Pig says:

      The Clam Wife

      Once upon a time there was a married man. A lovely bride came to his place from somewhere. He set out for work every morning and returned in the evening. After his bride came, the taste of his food greatly improved – the bean soup he had made before had never once tasted good, but now it was fine. He was mystified by how she was able to make such good soup.

      One day he pretended to go to work, but he hid behind his house to see. His bride got out her earthenware bowl and put lumps of bean paste into it and started to crush them. When the paste was smooth, she spread her legs and urinated onto it.

      The man was furious and drove her right away. His bride tried to apologize, but he would not forgive her. Then she turned into a big clam and started to move slowly away. The bean soup was good because he had clam juice in it.

      http://squeegies.blogspot.com/2008/05/something-i-found-while-researching-for.html

  27. joecitizen says:

    garycooper :
    It was truly amazing, wasn’t it?
    I remember watching a CBC (Canada) show about two weeks after the atrocity, a kind of town hall discussion featuring Canadian journalists and lots of young people. The garbage that was spewing forth, about how “American chickens had come home to roost” and whatnot, made me want to launch a commando attack on Windsor, where the show was being filmed.
    Then I started to hear and read the same kind of bilge from American pundits, and I was just taken aback. It changed me into more of a questioner, and the more I questioned things, the more I saw the liberals and Blame America First people were not my crowd.

    And it was everywhere. I couldn’t sit in my daily coffee shop for the longest time for fear of violently reacting to these morons.

  28. garycooper says:

    Christopher Walken: What is his deal?!

    • joecitizen says:

      LOVE this video. He may even be a better movie actor than you. I’m just sayin’.

      • garycooper says:

        No, he’s much better than me. I can’t dance worth a damn, and nobody can make an average line sound profoundly creepy the way Chris does it. I love this guy! Cue the “Eggplant” scene from “True Romance.”

    • Claytonia Sibirica says:

      I always liked Praise You better as a video, so brilliant

      (dude had a REALLY sharp run for a while, didn’t he?)

    • Pig says:

      Bogus….Charlie linked to this once. I think it was the only video at LGF that I ever watched. (I’m on dial-up, so watching one of these things is a major commitment)

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Never saw a video with a “Dune” reference before. It’s almost better than the back-biting squabbles we’re featuring lately.

  29. joecitizen says:

    These days my musical life is filled with this kinda thing right here. But, that’s ok. Only so much “London Bridges” one man can take.

    • garycooper says:

      Heheh…Kid-Jams. We used to have quite a collection of those, on cassette. That lullaby version of “Abbey Road” used to put me to sleep like a good baby, in mere minutes.

  30. joecitizen says:

    garycooper :
    No, he’s much better than me. I can’t dance worth a damn, and nobody can make an average line sound profoundly creepy the way Chris does it. I love this guy! Cue the “Eggplant” scene from “True Romance.”

    Or anything from “King of New York”.

  31. garycooper says:

    He did have a good run.

  32. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    When iceweasel comes here to troll you, we will see what kind of welcome you give her.

    I always found her lacking in substance and overly full of her bad self. She and her ill bred husband can eat me, frankly.

    • Bagua says:

      I was never known as a big fan of the sleazle.

      In fact, my only reason for logging on after the ‘timeout’ was to give her a public kicking. Something preserved on DoD.

      🙂

    • Claytonia Sibirica says:

      Iceweasel is an easy mark really.

      She’s one of those people who’s committed to the LGF tribalism over all else, which makes her kind of easy to deal with.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Just go on the defensive, give her a raft of shit and she backs off. If she doesn’t sense weakness she’ll leave you alone. She’s like a hyena in that regard.

      • Bagua says:

        Natch, iceslezle and Ludwig were huge targets. I needed something to work with, you know.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        * go on the offensive, not defensive. Argh.

      • Bagua says:

        @iSpeakJive

        Alternatively, go on the offensive and refuse to back down, as I did. Provided six moths of fun and games as she and sliima trolled and were repeatedly slapped down.

        I still find her and Ludwig to be hilarious subjects to mock and scorn.

        Different strokes and similar.

      • Bagua says:

        @iSpeakJive,

        Damn, your * changes my post.

        But yes, when met with a strong offense, the cat-fucking duo would revert to passive-aggressive trolling, so they could claim to be the targets of “rage” and “hate” and “misogyny”.

        It is still incredible to ponder how that cunning plan did not result in thousands of new members and praise and recognition from the left.

        It sounds so foolproof.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Yeah, Chuck thought Mr. and Mrs. Fucknut would attract a crowd. Instead, they repelled 1000’s like a magnet turned around backwards.

      • Bagua says:

        Well, she wowed him with her Soros connection and pretense of being an internet expert.

        He was easily sucked in.

  33. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    It also doesn’t concern you Claytonia, so don’t put yourself in the position of thread police as to what is proper and nice.

    Bagua :
    No, it doesn’t concern you anymore because it was settled. Now kindly but out.

    Thereby putting yourself in those thread cop jammies. You, at times, are one of the worst thread cop examples.So there.

  34. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    I play the cards I am dealt.
    Have we met?

    Charmed I’m sure. Heh.

  35. joecitizen says:

    garycooper :
    I don’t think I’ve ever seen “King Of New York.” I’ll have to check it out.

    Very intense. Often overlooked.

  36. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    Just curious because your nic is new to me. Is your lgf nic a secret?

    Same nic. Not a very prolific poster (maybe 14 or 15 hundred posts) but I was around in the wings there for years. Also had the honor of being banned twice.

  37. Daedalus says:

    joecitizen :

    garycooper :
    I don’t think I’ve ever seen “King Of New York.” I’ll have to check it out.

    Very intense. Often overlooked.

    Christopher Walken kicked ass in that movie as Frank White.

  38. joecitizen says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    You send him an email?

    Yeah. I had posted in a discussion about suitcase nukes and said that nuking Mecca or Medina would be an appropriate and unmistakable response to nukes being used in 1 or more of our cities. He didn’t like that so good.

    • Bagua says:

      I remember you now!

      Sounds like a reasonable position, considering the Wahhabi’s and their Saudi protectors are the root of modern Islamic terrorism.

      A Syrian friend of mine got on talk radio today and said the solution was to get all the Islamists in one place and kill them all.

      I wonder if he would be banned from lgf?

  39. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    Thanks. Sorry I didn’t remember your nic.
    When were you weasled?

    Right around last May Day I think. T-shirt controversy with some high school kids? I was reading it after the fact and both up and down dinging (including the cheetohead) where appropriate. The weasel said something to Chuck and that was that. I’d become so hostile in my mind toward him and his blog by that time that it mattered to me not at all.

  40. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    I remember you now!
    Sounds like a reasonable position, considering the Wahhabi’s and their Saudi protectors are the root of modern Islamic terrorism.
    A Syrian friend of mine got on talk radio today and said the solution was to get all the Islamists in one place and kill them all.
    I wonder if he would be banned from lgf?

    Or prosecuted in Obama’s Amerika.

  41. joecitizen says:

    Bagua :
    Well, she wowed him with her Soros connection and pretense of being an internet expert.
    He was easily sucked in.

    So to speak.

  42. joecitizen says:

    Man. This internet thingamabob is pretty doggone cool.

  43. Bunk X says:

    Bagua :
    Er, Clay, you are freshly reformed from full time trolling here, doing your best to upset multiple threads, so spare me the lecture on “considerate behaviour.”
    This is what, your first day of good behaviour? I’d say you need to wait at least a week before putting on your priestly robes.

    You don’t get it do you. Fuck off. And this is not on a dead thread asshole.

  44. Bunk X says:

    Bagua :
    No, it doesn’t concern you anymore because it was settled. Now kindly but out.

    No, apparently it’s not settled, because you and others brought it up again. Welcome to LGF2012.

  45. joecitizen says:

    Bunk X :

    Bagua :
    Er, Clay, you are freshly reformed from full time trolling here, doing your best to upset multiple threads, so spare me the lecture on “considerate behaviour.”
    This is what, your first day of good behaviour? I’d say you need to wait at least a week before putting on your priestly robes.

    You don’t get it do you. Fuck off. And this is not on a dead thread asshole.

    Oh sure. Right as I’m getting ready to crash. Heh.

  46. Bagua says:

    Bunk X :

    Bagua :
    Er, Clay, you are freshly reformed from full time trolling here, doing your best to upset multiple threads, so spare me the lecture on “considerate behaviour.”
    This is what, your first day of good behaviour? I’d say you need to wait at least a week before putting on your priestly robes.

    You don’t get it do you. Fuck off. And this is not on a dead thread asshole.

    Are we back to playing the bold moderator?

    As I said above:

    When I want advice from a hypocrite I’ll ask you for it, punk.

    So Fuck Off yourself and goodnight.

    • Bunk X says:

      You want the bold? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOLD!”
      I’m a commenter here, ya boob.

      • Bagua says:

        I can handle the bold, witness my mocking you in bold in reply when you played moderator.

        You obviously missed that pun as well.

        Goodnight. You may flame me in my absence.

      • Bunk X says:

        Speaking my opinion makes me a moderator? Show me what comments I deleted or modified.

      • Bunk X says:

        BTW, the only things I do on the dashboard here is to fix embarrassing typos in the header and to kick the spamblocker in the ass to release trapped commentary, and post threads once in a while as Briareus.

  47. Bunk X says:

    Claytonia Sibirica :

    The CAPSLOCK totally makes it better somehow.

    You’re right! This trolling thing you taught me really works. Flushes out the cagey assholes. Now I know who not to invite over to my sleepover next weekend.

  48. joecitizen says:

    Bunk X :

    Claytonia Sibirica :
    The CAPSLOCK totally makes it better somehow.

    You’re right! This trolling thing you taught me really works. Flushes out the cagey assholes. Now I know who not to invite over to my sleepover next weekend.

    That might be worth filming. Walter?

    • Bunk X says:

      These days videos are King Minos’ and CroMagnon’s department.

    • Bunk X says:

      Oh, and if you just click on “Reply” instead of “Quote” my idiocy doesn’t get copied.

    • Bunk X says:

      Holy poop! Now I remember you! Nice to see you here!

      • ISTE says:

        If you used your inner force you would remember that Joe was the only one that defended you when you got banned.

        ALSO! Then Joe was accused of being your sock!

        You have a bond….

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah. He wasn’t the only one – Rodan was there, and I think there may have been a third who spoke up after I was gone. I’m too lazy to comb the archives. It started about Comment #120 on the “Is LGF Slanted?” thread.

  49. joecitizen says:

    This.

  50. joecitizen says:

    Bunk X :
    Oh, and if you just click on “Reply” instead of “Quote” my idiocy doesn’t get copied.

    I’m looking at it as if someone lurking (I know I wasn’t the only one) was trying to read the thread. Seems to flow a little better. Your idiocy can handle itself.

    • Bunk X says:

      My idiocy is very consistent. Occasionally I jump out of that box and go “BOOGAH BOOGAH” and it pisses people off.

  51. beed says:

    BUNK = HITLER THE MODERATOR X

    Don’t make me go bold on your ass

  52. beed says:

    Can we start flaming Bagua now?

    I’ll do funny things with his name, like changing the letters around and shit, and you can go look for nasty words. I left a stash of them behind the couch.

    Bugaa! Abuga! Ugaba!

  53. beed says:

    I’ll play both sides. I’ll fucking flame anything.

    Where’s ISTE?

  54. beed says:

    We need Dorian. He is good with Caps Lock.

  55. beed says:

    Bunk X :
    My idiocy is very consistent. Occasionally I jump out of that box and go “BOOGAH BOOGAH” and it pisses people off.

    I SAID I WOULD DO THE FUNNY ANAGRAMS OF BAGUA’S NAME YOU ASSHOLE. GET YOUR OWN SHTICK.

  56. Bunk X says:

    I was playing the straight man all day today. Thank god you slept in.

  57. ISTE says:

    So I take a couple of days off, come back here and read twenty three articles that have been posted and looked through all two thousand plus comments and realise that we seem to have forgotten the ONLY reason this place exists is to laugh at The Johnson.

    (Bolding was intentional)

  58. ISTE says:

    Twitter spam follower thing fail.

    I am not going to block this one because it is funny!

    https://twitter.com/#!/KennethLSater/status/176981391299444736

  59. beed says:

    Where is Bagua? I feel the same way about him as feel about Hitler: It seems wrong to badmouth him when he’s not around.

    • ISTE says:

      Beed, don’t even mention him when he is not around, and don’t even think about telling everyone what his name is at Little Green Footballs!

  60. beed says:

    Gotta get some work done. It’s been lovely flaming with you. Let’s do this again some time. We should consider piling on GaryCooper.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Work” in Swedish means “I gotta go change the cat’s diaper.”

      • GJT via CPH says:

        Work here in Denmark means showing up at the Job Site Mon-Thurs from 8-3. If it wasn’t for the Julanders, Aussies and Yanks, this thing would never get built.

  61. GJT via CPH says:

    I like getting in piles. Can the Swedish Bikini team play?

    • ISTE says:

      Not this year, recruitment was way down, most of the 2012 Swedish Bikini team have bigger feet than Beed, smaller tits and pronounced adam’s apples.

      This equality shit has gone too far.

  62. Lily says:

    Bunk X :
    Yeah. Let’s all pound Clayto for showing up with some subtle sarcasm again.

    I have not done that here on this thread or since I have found out he was banned..
    /bunk left you a video on the OOT…

    • Pakimon says:

      What’s “the OOT”? Off Off Topic? Old Old Thread? It’s so mysterious.

      Must be the secret code the “in folks” use to stymie those not in the hip crowd.

      Guess that means I’m SOL. 😀

  63. Doppelganger says:

    I thought this website was for the mocking of the fat man with the pony tail, and his sycophants and all those who come here to do so are welcome.

    everybody is equal.

    it’s all about laughs and exposing that Icarus Fuckface Johnson.

  64. Doppelganger says:

    P. Ness Lowell :

    Animals and Homophobia: Are Humans the Only Species That Discriminates Against Gays? lgf.bz/x0IGIu #LGFPages— Charles Johnson (@Lizardoid) March 07, 2012

    Charles, are humans the only species to use toilet paper and toothpaste also?
    So what;s your fucking point?

    • Pakimon says:

      I hope Chunky realizes that humans are the only species that make Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

    • Pig says:

      I was at the zoo once and watched while one male lion tried to mount a second male lion. Given his reaction, I think the second male lion was homophobic.

  65. Pakimon says:

    Not all troglodytes are bad. Give them a stereo and a large woman and they’re quite well behaved.

  66. garycooper says:

    LOVE Bertha Butt! 🙂

  67. garycooper says:

    Humans are the only species to worry about what the other species are doing, aside from concerns others have about eating other species, or avoiding being eaten by them. Also, we’re the only ones that have the internet, because the others can’t afford it. OOO-RAH!
    Go, humans!

  68. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Bunk X :

    Really. Who’s private emails are you going to use next to puff up your chest? ISTE’s? Mine?

    Hey… bottom line… you and there rest of the BRC were in on the Email Release project. Hell… we exchanged dozens of emails back and forth on the idea, and I never heard you complain… you even asked me to send my whole LGF email archive to you so you could strip personal information from them so we could release them without worrying about exposing “real” information. We only had ONE BRC member who wasn’t happy about it… and he didn’t start voicing his distaste until AFTER we started to release some emails. And I didn’t even put the thread up here… even though I have administrator rights here… the threads were initialized by someone else.

    All but one of the BRC was cool with this all along… and now you complain? Something stink here… and it ain’t me.

  69. doppelganger says:

    Doppelganger :I thought this website was for the mocking of the fat man with the pony tail, and his sycophants and all those who come here to do so are welcome.
    everybody is equal.
    it’s all about laughs and exposing that Icarus Fuckface Johnson.

    interesting. my comment was edited. the first part was deleted.

    why??

    • doppelganger says:

      weird the first part shows up when I quote it, but not in the original comment.

      could be the work of russian mafia!

  70. Daedalus says:

    Bunk X :

    Some recent Ex-Lizards here needed a bit of decompression time to get the vibe. Cato the Elder didn’t. Walter is still working on it. Clayto is Clayto, and is used to stirring up shit on LGF and elsewhere. Once Clayto said he’d try to backoff, the attacks still came from the same group here.

    That’s my point that some apparently missed.

    ISTE didn’t miss it either, and he’s gone, especially after he got a threatening email from one of the Admins here.

    Bullshit, I never threatened him. I was trying to cool him off so this fight would not blow out of control.

  71. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Get it together boys. Chuckles never reads here, remember? We can water the flowers and comb troll hair all night, but if anyone finds out the engine don’t work…. Well, just sayin.

  72. Daedalus says:

    I NEVER sent a threatening email. Never. ISTE is one of my favorite posters and would Never threaten him. I was trying to cool him off and he took the wrong way something I wrote. I sent him an email apologizing for misinterpeting what I wrote.

  73. doppelganger says:

    I have to say it was a pretty chill place till Walter showed up.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      There definitely seems to be an air of fear that anyone’s email could be next. I liked the idea of Walter’s dumps until I realized just how tight knit the LGF(beta) community was. If it’s really pissing everyone off that much why not just shit can it?

      As for Walter and CS…..It’s Walter and CS. To tell you the truth, I could really care less about that (simply because I don’t read here for that purpose). I read here to see Chuckles the Clown get roasted on a spit with every shovel full of coal the BRC adds to the coal engine. That keeps me entertained.

      CS seemed a little douchey to me in the beginning, but if that’s how he rolls and I don’t like it….I just pass the posts right on by. Don’t even wag a thumb. Walter’s never really given me reason for pause. Don’t have any history, never emailed him, but I guess that I’m out of the loop. All’s I know is he seemed pretty up front and unmistaken in his intentions with those posts.

      They appeared to have been lauded for the most part, so I don’t understand why that would be such a sticking point. As for CS, I’ve gone out of my way (since the flower outed itself) to not say a disparaging word. I said my peace about what he did that pissed me off and I diverted my vision from under the bridge. Not saying he’s a troll, but he certainly knows how to bite something on the ass (as we say in the south).

      Yeah, maybe we should just all chill the flock out a little. I’m a relative noob here, but it would seem that we would want to be the “open arms” community vs. CJ and the LGF “Empire”.

      • dwells38 says:

        Well-stated MW. I certainly agree.

      • doppelganger says:

        I’ve been reading and commenting here since day one.
        It was and is a place to mock and expose Charles.
        People come over after trashing us while they were at LGF but thery’re still cool w/ me. I understand their stockholm syndrome.

        I’ve always said I would welcome any person ( KT, Lood, etc ) once they showed up to mock chuckie and I mean that

        trolls are fun. I miss Reggie’s insanity. I found CS to be dull and I just ignored him. Big deal.
        some people show up late to the party and want to be the party host and bouncer. that spoils the vibe

        THIS IS A BLOG FOR HUMOR. CHARLES IS THE JOKE AND PUNCHLINE.

        I wish people , especially the noobs, wpould remember that

        peace!

    • Bunk X says:

      Bingo.

    • Pakimon says:

      Let me help clarify your statement with a visual aide. 😆

      “I have to say it was a pretty chill place till Walter showed up.”

  74. joecitizen says:

    Bunk X :
    Holy poop! Now I remember you! Nice to see you here!

    Thanks for the welcome.

  75. joecitizen says:

    ISTE :
    If you used your inner force you would remember that Joe was the only one that defended you when you got banned.
    ALSO! Then Joe was accused of being your sock!
    You have a bond….

    Indeed. I’d like to see that stuff if you boys have it.

    • Bunk X says:

      It was an odd epiphany, kinda like when Hawkeye looked at Trapper and said “I’ve seen you before, stranger.”
      Have a martini.

    • ISTE says:

      I just sent Bunk the file so he can reminisce!

      • Bunk X says:

        Pretty funny stuff in there. I’m an American muslim islamofascist-lovin’ jew-hatin’ anti-semite neonazi conspiracy theorist troll! And I might be Chen!

  76. snowcrash says:

    Is this serious infighting or something like pro wrestling?

  77. doppelganger says:

    the children at LGF fight.
    and we laugh at them for it, as we should

    • joecitizen says:

      The hive mentality should be fought against everywhere. I believe this is Bunk’s point.

      • Bunk X says:

        That’s it.

        (Also, I’d had only about 5 hours sleep the night before.)

      • doppelganger says:

        I come here for a jolly good laugh at Chuck’s expense. I come here to enjoy the fact that the boiler room crew has totally busted Chuck’s balls and in effect, ruined his chanced of EVER being taken seriously. They’ve shined the light on that cockroach, and it drives him NUTS.
        That makes me smile ear to ear.

        having come over here from the beginning, I remember the vibe being just that. A place to vent about Charles, and a place for a good laugh. Everybody was welcome as long as they wanted to bash charles. but everybody was welcome and nobody was better than anybody else, or had a right to tell anybody to fuck off and clear out

        anyway, I said my piece.

        now back to utter and vicious mockery of that fat ponytailed loser!!

  78. Zeus Crankypants says:

    doppelganger :

    I have to say it was a pretty chill place till Walter showed up.

    TS.

    • Bunk X says:

      I trusted you once when you were at LGF, and you betrayed me. My fault.
      You came over here and you betrayed my trust again. Also my fault.
      Clayto was right. You’re a backstabbing worm.
      Ain’t gonna be no third break for you from me.

      Way to go, destroying the integrity of the BRC.

  79. Bunk X says:

    Zeus Crankypants :

    Bunk X :

    Really. Who’s private emails are you going to use next to puff up your chest? ISTE’s? Mine?

    Hey… bottom line… you and there rest of the BRC were in on the Email Release project. Hell… we exchanged dozens of emails back and forth on the idea, and I never heard you complain… you even asked me to send my whole LGF email archive to you so you could strip personal information from them so we could release them without worrying about exposing “real” information. We only had ONE BRC member who wasn’t happy about it… and he didn’t start voicing his distaste until AFTER we started to release some emails. And I didn’t even put the thread up here… even though I have administrator rights here… the threads were initialized by someone else.

    All but one of the BRC was cool with this all along… and now you complain? Something stink here… and it ain’t me.

    Here’s a snippet from an email I sent earlier, in private. This is for you, Walter, since you like to publicize shit.

    Walter’s destabilized the BRC, and DoD as well IMO. I’ve spoken to him over the phone, and he’s light hearted, clever and funny, in stark contrast to his persona on the blog and in BRC emails. Either he’s dense and he’s doing it by accident, or he’s doing it intentionally for his own amusement. You know which option I believe.

    As an example, he sent me an email and posted it on DoD before I could even respond in private. He’s two faced. Both Clatonia and ISTE were right about him.

    I’m there for fun, not petulant “us vs. them” games. Been there, done that.

    I’m not going to drag this upstairs, Walter, but I’m not going to let your crap go unanswered either.

  80. Bunk X says:

    Walter, since you like to publish private emails, here’s one I sent last Monday.

    Folks–

    I’m sending this to the core of the BRC only, and I ask that you not forward it to the others.

    Last night I spent much of my time on Breitbart’s announcement, and I wasn’t aware of what was going on at DoD until very late. I read through it today, and this is my opinion.

    ISTE was absolutely correct in calling out Walter for divulging and threatening to release personal correspondence and info on Clatonia and Stanley Sea, especially after our private argument about posting emails of current lizards.

    Walter was brought into the Boiler Room last fall for one purpose only – to write up The Breitbart Project. Nothing more.

    Since he didn’t write anything (except to pretend to be confused about it in BRC emails) [–0–] and I asked [–0–] to step in, and s/he did.

    To date, Walter hasn’t done shit except to critique [–0–]’s first draft for grammar. BFD. Then he claimed to have damning evidence of current lizards badmouthing Chuck behind the scenes. That had potential, and I was in favor of the contests, until it was pointed out by ISTE that Walter was crapping on the good lizards.

    I asked Walter to release the rest of the emails to us, with personal info deleted, so we could comb it and choose who and what to expose for the “contests.” HE BALKED. That was a red flag to me. Sharing BRC proprietary info is not a one-way street.

    Walter still doesn’t get the difference between the Boiler Room Crew and Diary of Daedalus, let alone the purpose of either, as evidenced by his posts yesterday. He is a snake, IMO, and a mole in the BRC that we don’t need. Bringing him in was a mistake.

    The BRC has provided me with a lot of amusement, and I hate to see it disbanded until everyone agrees that we’ve done as much damage to Charles Johnson’s credibility as we can. And with that said:

    I want Walter out of the BRC and cut from the email loop.

    I don’t trust him anymore, and he’s fucked up our unwritten code of ethics. We don’t need to announce it, except to the other Engineers. He’ll figure it out on his own.

    You guys have pulled off some amazing work. Engineer 8 is a good addition, and we’ll see how Engineer 9 does.
    […]

    Bunk

  81. Bunk X says:

    Turd construction and dispersion completed.