Charles Johnson jealous of Breitbart even in death

In 2007 Charles was a player in the blogosphere. He ran one of the most influential blogs. Now LGF is a cesspool of hate, bigotry and conspiracy theories. Andrew Breitbart was a player up until his death. With his passing, many on the Right expressed sadness and the fond memories they had of Breitbart. Charles lets his jealousy at being irrelevant overcome him. He said the praises for Breitbart makes him ill.

Charles knows that when he dies very few will mourn or mention him. That’s what really makes him ill. There is part of him that wonders what could have been had he not had his mental breakdown.


96 Comments on “Charles Johnson jealous of Breitbart even in death”

  1. Pig says:

    Good idea : )

  2. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Breibart?

    Is that a regional train system in San Francisco made of cheese?

  3. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    “Over the top!”

    [drink]

  4. iSpeakJive says:

    I hope people really do keep the torch going. Folk hero would be OK by me.

  5. swamprat says:

    Folk hero? Did he say folk hero?

    It just so happens
    (reposted from previous brawl)


    Parody of the leftwing Anthem “I dreamed I saw Joe Hill”

    I dreamed i saw joe hill last night
    But Breitbart crashed my dream
    Andrew, I said, ‘heard you were dead
    “I’m still not done said he”
    “I’ll vet the pres said he”

    And standing there as big as life and and yelling like he could
    said he; “what they had hoped was dead
    is far from gone for good
    I’ll stand for what I’ve stood

    From San Francisco up to Maine, In every berg and ‘ville
    No matter what you’ve heard ‘ bout me, I never will be stilled
    They’ll wish that I were stilled”.

  6. Zeus Crankypants says:

    What really makes Charles ill is the fact that AB is dead and his influence will continue way past LGF do not use after date.

  7. iSpeakJive says:

    It would be an interesting twist to history if Breitbart ended up to be more influential after he died than while he was alive.

  8. Zeus Crankypants says:

    iSpeakJive :

    It would be an interesting twist to history if Breitbart ended up to be more influential after he died than while he was alive.

    He will… just in case you haven’t seen this yet…

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/03/04/obama-alinsky-love-song

  9. swamprat says:

    Where have all the (flowers)Breitbarts gone?
    Are you going to Breitbarts’ website?(san francisco)
    The wind cries “Breitbart”
    And along comes Breitbart

  10. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I’m going to bed (give me up dings for that comment)

  11. swamprat says:

    500 comments on a dead man’s site;
    Yo! Ho! Ho! And Obama’s in fright!

  12. ISTE says:

    Walter, when are you going to release The Boiler Room Crew emails?

    We are all wondering when you will do it, what juicy stuff will they reveal?

    You fucked over your confidants from Little Green Footballs. When are you going to fuck The Boiler Room Crew?

    This should be fun….

    • Bagua says:

      @ ISTE

      I’m your Huckleberry. Now lay off Walter.

      Claytonia Sibirica :
      The first person to make a big deal of it was almost certainly bagua.
      When I first started posting it, a number of people asked if I was windsagio or some variant of that, but in general when I said I wasn’t (wink wink nod nod), they smiled and went on.
      Bagua I remember making a big deal about it and kept trying to get me to ‘admit’ it.

      It was blatantly obvious to both of us because we both posted with windsagio and were being trolled by him. Nothing to do with any BRC emails as I’m not on the list.

      If he hadn’t intentionally acted the ass it wouldn’t have been pushed. You weren’t the target so you have no dog in this hunt.

      • ISTE says:

        Yes I do have a dog in this hunt because you are posting here.

        You deliberately posted Windsagio every time you addressed Clay in the hope that someone from LGF would see it and report back to Charles.

        Your sole intention was to get him banned from LGF, there is no other explanation for you posting, repeated;y, his LGF nic.

        Those of us who knew, knew and kept quiet because that is the way it is done here.

        Do you realise that there are a few more very high profile posters at Little Green Footballs that have commented here?

        You were one once, the fact that you stupidly sent a screen capture to us that highlighted your name was the reason you got banned from little Green Footballs.

        That was the biggest FAIL I ever saw on the Internet.

        Yes, I emailed all the admins and asked for it to be deleted but it was too late.

        Fail…

      • Bagua says:

        Lol, at least you admit it is me you’re mad at not Walter. That is progress.

        Share your feelings with the group!

        🙂

        Hint: You were not the one being trolled so you can’t speak for me.

      • ISTE says:

        Bagua :
        Lol, at least you admit it is me you’re mad at not Walter. That is progress.
        Share your feelings with the group!

        Hint: You were not the one being trolled so you can’t speak for me.

        Well you just have a nice day!

        P.S. Walter is a snake, we know Walter is a snake.

        We feed him snake food…

      • Bagua says:

        I like Walter, he is a personal friend. We are all influenced by how we perceive others.

        I like you too buddy, I think I’ve proven that before.

  13. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Ohhhhh yyyyyeeeaaaahhhhhhhh ….

  14. Minnow says:

    okay. This transcends even internal politics.

    Charles, you really ought to seek some professional help.

    What you are saying is pathetic and socially outcast.

    Really bad.

  15. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Checkout where cheeto.org is hosted.

    http://www.plotip.com/domain/cheeto.org

  16. PeteP says:

    It didn’t take Fatso long to get back into full on Breitbart hate mode,

    • iSpeakJive says:

      I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to sell something Breitbart related on Amazon to make some quick cash.

  17. Poteen says:

    St. Andrew of Brentwood has passed but his legacy lives on in his body of work. Successful websites, dangling Weiner, the ACORN and Pigford revelations, and whatever else he has ready.
    If he passed today Charlie’s legacy? Making a memo (stolen from Buckhead) throb, 2 photoshopped pictures, a reputation for cowardice and petulance and some empty Cheetos bags.

  18. Possum says:

    We should be ourselves here.

  19. Possum says:

    This is a public service announcement.

    If you are a current member and poster at Little Green Footballs DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT even think about reading or commenting here.

    The LGF outcast and rejects that are doomed to be here forever will out you in a heartbeat!

    Dork, this is specifically aimed at you. They know who you are….

    • beed says:

      Are you wearing your viking helmet? The soundtrack to this drama sounds Wagnerian.

      • Possum says:

        Yep! Wearing my special helmet with the padded chin strap and my amazing computerized trousers!

      • beed says:

        I have checkered trousers too. They sometimes ride up, but hey, the ass wants what the ass wants.

    • TreBob says:

      ITSE, Clay himself has said it should have obvious what his LGF nic was after “1 or 2 posts” here. Then he left hundreds of little footprints of his own all over here as he took over thread after thread trolling and extolling the virtues of LGF or just being generally annoying.

      You can’t have it be “obvious from post 1 or 2 who” he is AND someone here “outed” him after 9 months.

      • garycooper says:

        Someone gives a turdi that the noxious little punk was outed and banned from the swamp? Really? That’s…special. 😆

  20. Poteen says:

    They know who you are….

    “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!”

  21. doppelganger says:

    when Charles dies it will take about a week before anybody notices and it will be people who notice the smell of a dead body…

    Charles, I hope you die during open registration. Just sayin, I’m going to have a field day

    • Pakimon says:

      I wonder if they’ll have to knock a wall out of his house and use a crane to get his carcass out?

      • garycooper says:

        I wonder if, before he dies, he will be visited by Richard Simmons. They’ll have a really good cry together, some hugs, and then Richard will arrange to have a wall removed so Chunky can be placed in a Fatass Hospital.

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        They make pretty big fork lifts.

      • garycooper says:

        P. Ness Lowell :They make pretty big fork lifts.

        I’ve seen them move houses, miles away from their origin. I watched them move the Gem Theater in Detroit some years ago.

        Where there’s a will, there’s a way. God’s love can also move mountains. Give me a long enough lever, and a place to stand, and I’ll move Earth itself. Give me a bag of Cheetos, I can sprinkle in a trail outside the Culver City bunker leading to the NASA Saturn rocket-moving trailer, and I’ll get Chunky’s ass to the Fatass Hangar.

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      The place already has the stench of a dead blog, so he might just just mummify until the foreclosure process ends and someone actually enters the condo.

      Then they’ll see this:

  22. beed says:

    Don’t be morbid. We love Charles.

  23. garycooper says:

    The Fat Loser had the wistful notion to tweet this:

    Coming soon: the successor to Big Government, Big Journalism, Big Hollywood, and Big Peace — Big FAIL. 9 hours ago

    Need a chainsaw to hack through the irony of that one.

  24. Zeus Crankypants says:

    ISTE :

    Walter, when are you going to release The Boiler Room Crew emails?

    We are all wondering when you will do it, what juicy stuff will they reveal?

    You fucked over your confidants from Little Green Footballs. When are you going to fuck The Boiler Room Crew?

    This should be fun….

    Yes… I can be revengeful. When I spent almost 9 years of my life contributing to a community like LGF. When I arranged help, money, air transportation and acted like the Salvation Army for certain Lizards. When I sat up all night on the phone with various “friends” on the phone who called me, in various states of personal agony. When I gave room and board to numerous LGF denizens, spent time and money on entertaining them as my guest. When I shared my interest in ancient coins, meteorites and certain musical artist and freely gave away coins, rocks and CD’s and other items. When I have taken the time and money to met and enjoyed the company of Lizards from the United States to Warsaw Poland. When I exposed my personal self to so many people, both because I enjoy the attention and I try to shoot straight with people most of the time.

    Yes… most of the time. And when this camaraderie is erased with the click of a mouse by a self-serving self-destructive demigod who evidently lacks any social skills what so ever, just because he suddenly, after nine years, doesn’t agree with your opinions. Opinions that never changed in all those years, I never changed in all those years. But I was acceptable to Charles as long as I served some virtual purpose on his blog.

    My confidents were masquerading as friends. I was gone and I received nary an ounce of support from those “friends.” Even the “conservatives” left on LGF did little to jeopardize their dear accounts to acknowledge that I even existed. These were people who emailed me daily, conversed with me on the phone and treated me like a friend. After one click of the mouse… a vacuum.

    So yes… I can be revengeful. No more than the vengeance that is displayed here on DoD on a daily basis. This site exists for that purpose. I think you’re the pot calling the kettle black. Don’t be so righteous. I have no reason to fuck The Boiler Room Crew. They have been my friends, as much as I’ve considered you a friend.

    Up to now, I’ve been acceptable to Dod. Have I already, in such a short period of time, overstayed my virtual purpose on his blog?

    • GJT via CPH says:

      Speaking for myself, I enjoy your posts and hope you continue. It seems only ISTE has a problem with you and you two should be able to work that out.

      • Zeus Crankypants says:

        More than likely. I have a thick skin.

      • garycooper says:

        You’re a good man, Walter. I had no idea you, or anyone for that matter, was so invested in the old LGF. No wonder you guys are pissed. My relationship with the swamp was much more casual and intermittent, and I’m enjoying watching him take gas as much as anyone here. Guess that makes me the asshole. Oh, well…not the first time, and certainly not the last.

  25. On another note, I noticed that “Geller Watch” has paid off again for CJ, as his latest thread on her gathered enough attention to be featured on memeorandum:

    http://mrand.us/DG02

  26. Daedalus says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :

    On another note, I noticed that “Geller Watch” has paid off again for CJ, as his latest thread on her gathered enough attention to be featured on memeorandum:

    http://mrand.us/DG02

    He will brag about it. He thinks he’s player again.

  27. beed says:

    GJT via CPH :
    Speaking for myself, I enjoy your posts and hope you continue. It seems only ISTE has a problem with you and you two should be able to work that out.

    I like them both, but then again, I like Charles too, so I guess my opinion don’t matter much.

    It’s like cake and beer: You can have them both.

    • garycooper says:

      You can’t like everything, Beed. Can you please give us a short list (a few items) of the things or people you don’t care for?

      And no, all women are not beautiful. Not unless you totally redefine the word “beautiful” to mean whatever you want it to mean. 😉

      • beed says:

        Ok, here is my list of dislikes:

        1. Velcro
        2. Hitler
        3. Carrots

        And yes, all women are beautiful. If they weren’t, they would not be women.

      • garycooper says:

        <
        I'm okay with velcro, for certain applications. HItler, he liked dogs and kids (as long as they weren't Jewish), so he wasn't all bad…plus, the Downfall Parody is a timeless marvel of universal humor, that will live for a thousand years. Carrots are low in calories, good for people on diets, and I give little ones to my dog as snacks so he doesn't get fat.

        We'll have to agree to disagree on the women. I've known some horrors! Inside and out, definitely not beautiful the way I understand the term.

      • beed says:

        Then you have not known women.

  28. garycooper says:

    Zappa Would Be Vomiting :I just google image searched Cheeto Vagina.
    It exists.

    Of course it does. 😆

  29. garycooper says:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100312224918AAKVJkv

    Winner:
    “it will eat the cheeto when it gets hungry”

    • livefreeor die says:

      Glad to see you’re back, Gary. You had me worried last night.

      • garycooper says:

        I get cranky sometimes on Sunday nights. Especially after an ugly hockey game.

        On the other hand, I know I don’t have the patience to deal with the mentality of a Little Flower these days. Others do, and that’s fine. I’ll just take the dog for a walk, when he comes over to chew the fat.

  30. Zeus Crankypants says:

    garycooper :

    You’re a good man, Walter. I had no idea you, or anyone for that matter, was so invested in the old LGF. No wonder you guys are pissed. My relationship with the swamp was much more casual and intermittent, and I’m enjoying watching him take gas as much as anyone here. Guess that makes me the asshole. Oh, well…not the first time, and certainly not the last.

    I should have been more explicit in my comment above. I’m not accusing anyone in particular, those who fit the profile in my comment know who they are. And in general I have no argument with anyone, here or at LGF. I get over things like that very quickly. I prefer to keep dumping on Charles because he has made himself worthy of a life time of ridicule. But other than that, I can take or leave the others.

    • GJT via CPH says:

      That is why this site exists. To mock CJ, LGF, and the remaining few sycophants. All who have left there, have been welcomed here with open arms and without judgement. regardless of political affiliation. As long as they came here to mock, and not to troll. or was that rock and not to roll.
      Sigh, It’s been a long cold lonely winter in Denmark.

  31. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Penis Penis Cheeto LOL

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80423625/

  32. beed says:

    Someone mentioned cake… Carrot cake is not cake. Carrot cake is a vegetable. Women need to understand this.

  33. P. Ness Lowell says:

    There once was a man named Chucky
    Who thought he was going to get lucky
    He went for her twat, but the cheeto got caught
    But Chucky thought it was ducky

  34. garycooper says:

    Vagina Tips:

    1. If you find a Cheeto in a vagina, just eat it and move along with your business.
    2. If you find what appears to be cottage cheese, activate your cellphone and pretend you have to leave on an emergency. Never see or call the owner of that vagina again.

  35. The Osprey says:

    LittleGreenFootballs…

  36. I’m hoping that everything works out ; and to lighten the mood I present:

    😀 Check out her youtube channel, weird stuff.

    • garycooper says:

      I was wondering if that was going to have a “happy ending.” 😆

      My girl is insane. You know that, don’t you? But the possum does look nice and relaxed, at the end.

  37. Pakimon says:

    beed :
    Ok, here is my list of dislikes:
    1. Velcro
    2. Hitler
    3. Carrots
    And yes, all women are beautiful. If they weren’t, they would not be women.

    I noticed Pinochet is not on your list.

    I’m glad you have come to terms with the Generalissimo. 😉

  38. garycooper says:

    You also forgot to list Slobodan Milosevic or Radovan Karadzic. You really love that Serbian Genocide, eh? EH?!

    • I’m in the process of dropping Opossum videos in various threads as an educational service to the readers of DoD, and to lighten up the miserable mood. Every time I see the Opossum lady, I think of Debbie Wasserman Schultz; and a Judge Judy cross-breeding. Truly terrifying stuff.