Charles calls Conservatives Cavemen

Charles Johnson loves to engage in self-righteous indignation. Chuck is always decrying hate on Rightwing blogs, yet as we have pointed out time after time, LGF is a blog of hate. The hate is led by Charles himself. The Online Nazi Hunter calls Conservatives cavemen!

Charles engages in hateful rhetoric. He needs to look in the mirror before he accuses others of hateful blog comments. Then again, I would feel bad for any mirror that has to reflect that evil, soulless Casper look alike.

201 Comments on “Charles calls Conservatives Cavemen”

  1. garycooper says:

    To understand Chunky’s current mentality, in the above whine insert your favorite nic of Derp Fatasz for the terms “right-wing” and “religious right.” He’s projecting his own paranoid insanity, again. There’s a conspiracy afoot to destroy him! His complex is getting more and more intense, just as his complexion becomes more and more pasty and gross.

    You’re a sick man, Charlie Clown. Your once-epic blog is now a tear-down. The only thing bringing you any traffic at all is the propensity of people to gawk at a train-wreck, or a structure on the verge of total collapse. You’re what we call in Detroit, “ruins-porn.”

  2. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Me Chuck. You Pam. Ugh.

  3. Voltaires Crack says:

    Who does the expert on banning claim is trying to ban contraception? Seriously. That’s news to me.

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      Progs don’t recognize the distinction between negative and positive rights. Even Obama gets the distinction, even if he doesn’t like it. To not force party A to give something to party B is the same thing as denying it to party B in their universe.

  4. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Sometimes I can hardly believe how reactionary Charles use to be. Just a few years ago it wouldn’t be unthinkable for hims and his freaking sycophants to suddenly pop up and demand justice for honor killings. Now he doesn’t even accept that honor killings exist.

    Now Charles and the godless lefts persecution is getting more and more intense. There is a hard core following that actually thinks of themselves as separate from America, fighting against the 1% to destroy them.

    • garycooper says:

      You’re exacty right, Zeus. The far-Left crazies are actually against America’s success, whether that be economic, military or cultural. They want the world to be a French cafe, where they can munch baguettes, drink coffee and rail against capitalist pig-dogs.

      Unfortunately, right down the street from that cafe there is a string of mosques, and the children of those Islamist immigrants are setting all the cars on fire, and raping the infidel-sluts at every opportunity. Also, they are killing their own daughters for not wearing the hood, or speaking to infidels, or being raped by family-members…it’s a real minefield, for these poor girls.

  5. garycooper says:

    How does The Slut-Shamer feel about the Morning-After PIll being available by vending machine on college campuses? I would think this would give pause to a man of his stern moral rectitude.

  6. pat says:

    So not forcing someone else to pay for abortions/pills is banning contraception? You mean like the present health care plans?

    • garycooper says:

      Just wait until they start trying to enforce the rules of forced-participation in the colossal healthcare monstrosity Obama passed. It’s going to be farcical in the extreme.

  7. garycooper says:

    A decent article on the rise of honor-killings in America:

    Oh, wait…they’re “honor-killings.” Forgot the sarcasm for a second.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I would like you to read that, Clay. And then tell me for every crazy-ass father who succeeds in an honor-killing, how many others aren’t certifiable and don’t go that far, but still treat their daughters like chattel that they own. In the U.S.

      Nothing to see. Move along. The vibrant ethnic restaurants we get out of the deal with these cavemen is worth it!

  8. beed says:

    Sometimes Charles will write shit so stupid it leaves no room for comedy.

  9. beed says:

    The only difference between contraception and abortion is time.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    “Cavemen” is very offensive.

    “Cavepeople” would be more appropriate.

  11. ZappaWouldBeVomiting says:

    Chuckie –

    I will reveal my nic and socks the minute you manage to publish a single bill in front of this Congress dealling with the HHS ruling that “bans contraception.”

    You fucking dishonest cretinous turd.

  12. ZappaWouldBeVomiting says:

    Cheeto boy just can’t shake his penchant for religious hatred.

    • Lily says:

      Nope he can’t. Especially the Catholic Church. I thought we had freedom OF Religion in this country not freedom FROM Religion…..The Catholic Church will not bend on this..and forcing Catholic Hospitals to do something that is against is tenets is wrong and un-Constitutional.
      This country doesn’t just have Catholic hospitals….just go to another hospital….
      I also believe trying to force obama-care down the throats of Americans is going to be one giant disaster.

  13. ISpeakJive says:

    All those poor women who can’t afford $10 a month for pills will now spit out 1000’s of babies that cost a hell of a lot more than $10 a month.

    Sure Chuck. We wimmin are all that stupid and incapable of doing the math. We need you to do it for us.

    Yes, the only way to see a doctor in this country is to pay $150-$300 a month our of pocket for insurance so we can have $0 deductable for a $90 visit once a year so we can get $10 worth of pills for free each month. Because according to liberals you can only have permission to go to a doctor if you have insurance. Its against the law to just go to one and pay them. So you need to pay $1000’s of dollars a year in premiums to save $200 a year on contraception costs. Brilliant plan there genius.

    Chuckie- you are a knee-jerk idiot, and yes, we can do the math.

    • Iron Fist says:

      Its against the law to just go to one and pay them.

      It will be once they outlaw it. That is in ObamaCare II. It’ll be the law (or the implementation of the law; Congress didn’t mandate Catholics pay for Contraception. The President did that via regulation) if Obama gets a second term.

  14. Well at this point in cj’s epic fall/fail his being a bit pissed at fate/the great sprit/ who or whatever can not total blame him for being pissed on by the universe.

  15. We cave men accept the blame, glad he noticed.

  16. ZappaWouldBeVomiting says:

    The power to compell people to violate religious conscience, once established by Obama, will give any future “caveman” president the power to ban burkas.

    Congrats Chuckster.

  17. ZappaWouldBeVomiting says:

    BTW – when charity hospitals like St. Jude’s close rather than be compelled to, in their view, end lives then the cost of care will go even higher.

    Not that the super pac donors from for profit hospital chains will mind – they will buy up the Catholic hospitalsa at distressed prices, end unprofitable indigent care and, with competition eliminated in the region, raise prices in the market.

    That is what this is actually about Chuckie but you are just a moron and rube trying to do pay-per-click talking point backfill.

    It is one thing to witness someone sell his soul, but such a low price adds such a pathetic dimension.

  18. garycooper says:

    I don’t blame these guys one bit for being pissed.

  19. garycooper says:

    Fatty’s tweeting this story, labelled “Insanity!!1!” 😆

    What a silly twit.

    • carolina girl says:

      Is Chucky referring to Santorum? Or himself and his blog?

      • garycooper says:

        Hmmm…I thought he was referring to Santorum, but it just might be a cry for help from Chunky’s subconscious mind. We should send an ambulance around to check on him, maybe a couple of strong young orderlies in crisp white uniforms. In a “waaambulance.” 😉

  20. garycooper says:

    Surprised Chunky hasn’t disappeared this one, from the day after his Messiah was elected.

  21. Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

    “Cavemen” is a little cruel, in as cavemen were presumably capable of experiencing joy.

    • garycooper says:

      Oh, joy! You’re back. 😐

      Please tell us about the climate change catastrophe, and how many people will die from it. Ohpleasepleaseplease! And then tell us about the rabbits.

  22. garycooper says:

    I was talking to my brother today, who’s an ER doctor in downtown Detroit. Today he had to treat a man who was brought in by the cops in handcuffs, after the guy drunkenly drove his car through a fence next to an elementary school. Luckily nobody was hurt, but it turns out the guy has had his license suspended for drunk driving since the ’80’s, with about 30 repeat violations since, all for driving drunk, driving without a license, or both. Today he blew a reading of four-times the legal limit, at 10am. The cops said he’ll do a month or so in the slam, and be released to drink and drive again.

    So, that’s the kind of driver you might meet on the road, at any time. 🙂

  23. beed says:

    Pro not shaving all the time: You don’t have to shave all the time.
    Contra not shaving all the time: It takes three days to clean the sink and the area around it.

    Just an observation.

  24. beed says:

    Foxes. I just realized this: Very few living people have tasted fox.

    Another observation.

  25. beed says:

    Quarreling with the wife and then sleeping in the guest room solves only one thing: A good night’s sleep.

  26. Lily says:

    Elephants. You never see rib-eye elephant on any menu at resturants.
    Another observation.

  27. beed says:

    Tobacco is harder to quit than heroin, but heroin gives a better high. The choice seems obvious.

    Another thought.

    • Lily says:

      Some thoughts are best kept to themselves.
      Another observation.
      /you walked into that one dude. 😉

    • Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

      I can argue this though, heroin highs are more debilitating.

      You can smoke or chew and still be a productive member of society… not so much with the smack.

    • rightymouse says:

      Have a stroke like I did and quit smoking while you’re in the hospital.
      Heroin is for stupid hippies.

  28. beed says:

    Googeling “why do long plane rides make me horny” yields absolutely no results. I’m either a bad speller or very lonely.

  29. Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

    per above, I just realized how dirty the term ‘bush meat’ sounds.

  30. beed says:

    If evolution is true, I respect God more. He could have taken the easy way out and be done with it in six days.

    Shit. I’m experiencing some sort of awakening, and all because I’m procrastinating cleaning that damn sink.

  31. Voltaires Crack says:

    If you’ve ever seen a pig on a BBQ sign, it’s most likely smiling.

  32. Bunk X says:

    Chuck just fixed the first problem with the New LGF Sock Tool: no more stealthdinging.

    89 Charles Johnson Wed, Feb 8, 2012 1:17:01pm
    When you click the number to see who dinged a comment, it now shows both display name and username.

    • Voltaires Crack says:


    • Bunk X says:

      Mixed blessings?

      140 lawhawk Wed, Feb 8, 2012 2:01:45pm
      re: #89 Charles Johnson

      Might get complicated for those most remarkable posts though (think annefrank’s mega down ding, and any number of massively updinged posts). Gonna take some getting used to that we’ve got more names to keep in mind.

      Pretty soon Chuck will have to give the lizards access to his Correlator Tool.

  33. Archonix says:

    Lily :
    Hamsters. Very few living people have tasted hamsters.
    Just an observation.
    /somethings are just not meant to be on the menu.

    Don’t visit South America…

  34. beed says:

    That changing nics feature at LGF is neat. I wish we had one like that here.

  35. beed says:

    Bunk X :
    Some people use them as lap warmers.

    A hamster-like pig that tastes like fish – sounds like something we should invest in. Where’s Gary?

  36. beed says:

    Lily :
    i could start a cat-fight!!!

    No! We need to stay focused on the issues.

  37. Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

    Calo :
    I came looking for a good cat fight on DoD today and there’s a little too much love flowing around here.
    It’s gotta be close to Valentine’s Day or something.

    I have some really good disses too, but am not getting the opportunity.

  38. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor :

    Elephant is easy, go to some place that sells bush meat.

    You might get monkey instead though, so be warned!

    Actually, you have it backwards. Me picking a fight with DoD (and I really picked a fight haha) was sort of the symptom of me flaming out, not the cause, not the other way around. It wasn’t that they found me so much as I made myself available to them, if I truly wanted to be a mysterious anonymous person, I would have fictionalized my life more. I’m a kinda-public figure in my own subsubculture, so it wasn’t like there aren’t already thousands of people who know who I am. As the DoD guys found, there’s probably thousands of art pieces of mine online on a dozen different sites, a lot of published stuff, I have a big easy trail anyone can follow *_* My costume is the only one of its kind, eventually all someone on DoD would have to do is find a furry artist and describe the costume, they’d know it was me. That was always eventually going to happen!

  39. Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

    Calo: You realize this is ENTIRELY your fault, right?

  40. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Ok folks… let’s play a game while we are smacking Grand Galactic Inquisitor around. The comment above, the one I posted right below Grand Galactic Inquisitor’s quote comment… who does that comment sound like?

    As John said “I want to play a game”

  41. Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

    beed :
    A. B. Simpson?

    No, C.W. Simpson!

  42. Lily says:

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor :
    Calo: You realize this is ENTIRELY your fault, right?

    Sorry Calo is never at fault.
    /think up something else.

  43. Grand Galactic Inquisitor says:

    beed :
    Yup. But what was it that offended you yesterday?

    there were a lot of threats flying around.

  44. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Bunk X :

    I know it’s a long shot. What the hell.
    Tippi Hedren.

    Yvonne Craig? (TV’s Bat Girl)

  45. snowcrash says:

    It was Beed. He is always talking about subculture and costumes. And sex for shock value. He like to rile up the old folks.

  46. beed says:

    Stop blaming me, dammit.

  47. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor :

    Crappy Jap anime. The death of good animation.

  48. buzzsawmonkey says:

    It is a human right to buy balloons for your dick! It is also a human right to not use them!

  49. Zeus Crankypants says:

    buzzsawmonkey :

    It is a human right to buy balloons for your dick! It is also a human right to not use them!

    Just don’t prick them.

  50. ryannon says:

    Bunk X :
    I just got an email from a college classmate I haven’t heard from in decades. He works with a guy named Richard Munch and I sniggered.

    Are they in the carpet business?

    (Beavis & Butt-Head type snigger)

  51. BobinBreckenridge2009 says:

    beed :
    Sometimes Charles will write shit so stupid it leaves no room for comedy.

    That’s why LGF was at its best when the pony-tailed fatass stayed on the sidelines and let us post. And that’s the crux of the problem. Fuckface always thought it was about him, even when it was obvious it wasn’t. We knew, but he couldn’t see that.

  52. ryannon says:

    Voltaires Crack :
    If you’ve ever seen a pig on a BBQ sign, it’s most likely smiling.

    That reminds me of the writer Nelson Algren’s Three Rules of LIfe:

    “Never play cards with a man called Doc.
    Never eat at a place called Mom’s.
    Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.”

  53. ryannon says:

    Lily :
    Please someone help beed clean out the sink.

    I had to read that twice. First reading:

    “Please someone help clean beed out of the sink”.

    (More Beavis & Butt-Head sniggering)

  54. ryannon says:

    Just scrolling down and catching up here….

  55. ryannon says:

    Shit. I always arrive at the party too late.