The Race Detective accuses Mitt Romney of racism

The Race Detective has uncovered another racist. This time its Mitt Romney!

Charles was challenged even by some of his sycophants like Killgore Trout and Dark Falcon. He still insists that Mitt Romney is racist.

Charles, no one expects you to vote Republican. You are a Far Left Neo-Marxist.

The Race Detective then claims Rush Limbaugh is racist as well.

This was classic Race Detective! Anyone who criticize Obama’s economic policies is racist according to Charles. This is another case of intellectual dishonesty by Charles Johnson.

Clearly, Walter’s revelations have Charles unhinged! He should get used to it!

Bonus: Chuck’s pet mountain lion says hi!

Despite this show of affection from his pet, the Race Detective still smacks him for not believing Mitt Romney is racist.

Charles really has no class. His pet mountain lion was defending him but that’s not good enough. Like Josef Stalin, Charles Johnson wants complete agreement and obedience. LGF is a Stalinist blog.

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98 Comments on “The Race Detective accuses Mitt Romney of racism”

  1. doppelganger says:

    Dark, your love for charles is a waste of time.

    He’ll drop you like he’s dropped all his previous fluffers

  2. livefreeor die says:

    Wow, someone give Charles a Ph.D.
    “I’m right because I say so.”

  3. Lizardoid-2008: I’m voting for Mitt : http://twitpic.com/8aox0d
    Lizardoid-2006: Rush Limbaugh, Honorary Lizardoid : http://twitpic.com/8aosi0

  4. livefreeor die says:

    Charles,
    Doesn’t your ability to see racist comments in everything suggest that you, in fact, are the racist?

  5. ISpeakJive says:

    Is Chunk actually implying that Obama has never had a real job because he’s a lazy black man?

    Wow.

  6. Pakimon says:

    Like Josef Stalin, Charles Johnson wants complete agreement and obedience. LGF is a Stalinist blog.

    That explains why Comrade Sergey Romanov is more than happy to comply with Commissar Chunkov’s every whim.

    Just look what happened to Albusteve.

    After first offering a suggestion of dining on cheeseburgers, a distinctly bourgeoisie, yankee imperialist meal, and then having the temerity to denounce Comrade Sergey as a junkie and poster of “phony shit”, Commissar Chunkov took action!

    Albusteve was purged from the collective and exiled to the internet gulag.

    A Stalinist act in its purest form.

    An act that I’m sure Comrade Sergey has thoroughly approved.

    • Iron Fist says:

      People like Sergey always approve when it is someone else getting the knife in the back. They never see that they, too, will one day get it until it happens.

      • Pakimon says:

        Comrade Sergey thinks he is safe as long as he does not openly criticize Commissar Chunkov and compliantly follows The Chunkevik Party line.

        However, if Comrade Sergey made the mistake of communicating with the exiled Walter and voiced any opposition to Chunkunism, he is living on borrowed time.

      • Emperor says:

        Fortunately for Sergey, I don’t think he had any communication with Walter. Therefore, he could increase his survival time by throwing one of the people who are implicated under the bus, gaining the respect of the leader.

        Dark “It was only one email, honest!” Falcon should be concerned.

      • rightymouse says:

        {IronFist} 🙂

        Have often thought that psychologists would have a field day studying the current crop of lizards.

      • ChenZhen says:

        Emperor :
        Fortunately for Sergey, I don’t think he had any communication with Walter. Therefore, he could increase his survival time by throwing one of the people who are implicated under the bus, gaining the respect of the leader.
        Dark “It was only one email, honest!” Falcon should be concerned.

        Emailed Walter? Perhaps not. But CJ…

        289 Charles
        Sun, Jan 22, 2012 9:38:21pm
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        re: #286 Sergey Romanov

        Re:OP. Well, first of all it’s a lie. The question is why the lie. When such lies tap into stereotypes, it’s at least “borderline” bigotry. Like when ADL called out Rush on his “borderline” antisemitic comment about Wall Street Jews.

        Please check your email, Sergey.

        hmmm…The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine™ reveals that Johnson has only requested another lizard “check your email” 6 other times in the 10+ year span.

        The previous honorees:

        Black Flag (comment #264859)
        andrew (comment #1549129)
        PrimePowerPro (comment #3698079)
        zombie (comment #4311979)
        Throbert McGee (comment #7677478)
        jaunte (comment #8002916)

        at least 2 of those are on our banned list (zombie, throbert)

      • Iron Fist says:

        {rightymouse} 😛

        Yeah, there are all kinds of personality and other disorders on display over there. Lots of co-dependants. Well, not lots. There aren’t lots of posetrs anymore. 👿

  7. ZappaWouldBeVommiting says:

    By the way, I have spent the last 3 years documenting that ABBA has necrophilic tendencies. I will not tolerate you ABBA fans who obviously have no respect for the dead.

  8. Speranza says:

    Are they going to tear out Walter’s contribution to the cook book?

    Volume 2 of the LGF Readers cookbook Lots of great recipes, plus special bonus material! Killgore has his very own special gardening section. And be sure to check out the ROFLMAO section, which includes a Very Long Geeky Engineer Pun Thread, the Definitive Cognito Banning Timeline; How Honcos Came To Be; We Have Our Very Own Personal SpaceJesus; Viagra Creates the 4-hour Thread; and many more! These feature comments by FBV, Lazardo, Walter L Newton, Spare O’Lake, LVQ, Slumbering Behemoth, Hoosier Hoops and many others!

  9. doppelganger says:

    wasn’t albusteve always in the top ten in number of comments and the 10 people make like 2/3 of all daily comments?

    so Charles basically just lopped 6 or 7 % right off the top of his numbers.

    great business model there charles

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      And don’t underestimate the large number of extra pile-on comments that Steve attracted.

    • ChenZhen says:

      BRC Engineer No. 5 mentioned that albusteve had the 4th most posts all time.

      • garycooper says:

        As Chunky was once wont to say, “We got a big fish in Culver City yesterday.”

        Albusteve, your table is ready. We have cheeseburgers, with an infinite choice of sides. We have Svedka vodka, and every craft beer produced in the 57 states. Welcome!

  10. garycooper says:

    So…it’s Gus, right?

    I know, we have to wait. I can be patient. Mental patient.

    Can somebody do a Hitler-parody that does justice to the current email-dump game?

    • doppelganger says:

      Hitler : Well at least our current lizards are loyal to me

      Nazi 1: Mein Fuhrer..
      Nazi 2 : Mein Fuhrer……apparently there are e-mails. Alouette, Reine, SFZ and Gus are talking smack about you. Also comrade N Bomber KT is involved. They are all laughing behind you’re back

      • garycooper says:

        “Fagula! Fagula! Fagula!”
        (Ludwig! Ludwig! Ludwig!)

        Where is Iceweasel, in Chunky’s hour of need? Out filing her teeth? That wench couldn’t possibly have been saying things behind Chunky’s back that were…unkind?

    • Pakimon says:

      To pass the time, we could try and crack the GOP racist code.

      According to Sheila Jackson Lee, Chris Matthews and a certain husky pony-tailed blogger, Newt and now Mitt are using “code words” to pander to their racist GOP base.

      I’m still waiting for GOP Headquarters to issue my sooper sekret decoder ring but it hasn’t arrived yet.

      Until then, I’m kind of “in the dark”.

      Did I say “in the dark”?

      Uh, oh! What if that’s a racist code phrase and I don’t know it because I haven’t got my decoder ring yet!?

      What am I going to do?!

      I need my decoder ring! NOW!!!

  11. garycooper says:

    I guess I should confess my sins, too: I am Wind-Up Bird. 😳

  12. Zeus Crankypants says:

    garycooper :

    I guess I should confess my sins, too: I am Wind-Up Bird. :oops:

    I know WindupBird. You’re not him.

    • garycooper says:

      No, I’m not. Actually, I’m Iceweasel’s father-in-law, here in Ireland. I’ve got the crab-lice, and they’re driving me out of my skull today. Be drinkin’ early, m’afraid.

      (you’d better not tell me you’ve been corresponding with him, too. 😉 )

    • Pakimon says:

      What gave him away?

      Oh, he didn’t have a backside “escape hatch” on his bird costume for “easy access”.

      I guess Gary should pay more attention to the details before making such a claim. 😆

  13. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Breaking News.

    I’m going to be out tonight, attending a industry night performance of a play, tickets are cheap on industry nights, so I will reveal the LGF author of the smack down email before I leave for the theatre.

    Actually, on the email contest thread, someone came up with the answer, although he/she sort of got the name spelt wrong, but close.

    I’m not sure if this person is even active anymore on LGF, I don’t think I’ve been over there 5 or 6 times since I left, so except for what I read here, I don’t know what’s going on over there.

    But don’t worry, we have some real zingers coming up, emails from VERY active users over there… and some surprises.

    I’m not sure how many times a week we are going to post the contest thread, I would suggest to the BRC and powers to be that we do it once a week, but on different days. In that way those Lizards who “don’t read over here” will have to check in on almost a daily basis so they can get a heads up when a new contest has been posted.

    What’s really interesting is Charles has been skating along all these years, treating people like shit, just because they don’t agree with him, and he’s never had a chance to actually look beyond his little cult to see what a lot of his “friends” really think of him. Can you imagine if the president could just ban politicians from the Senate or the House just because they don’t agree with him? Yea… I know… it’s Charles’ blog, he can do what he wants with it. But it still reflects on his totalitarian personality. And it’s MY emails and I can do what I want with them… I can be just as totalitarian as Charles. It hurts when they bite back.

    It will keep them busy… and wondering who’s next.

    • Pakimon says:

      If the play you’re attending is a production of Evita, I’m going to fall out of my chair.

      The way Gus is honking and squealing about the outrageous outrage you’re committing, the irony would be incredibly hilarious.

    • ZappaWouldBeVommiting says:

      Perhaps he is running a Skinnerian behavioral experiment. Like the kind you used to find in university basements in the 70s.

      He must have a grant: turn passive-aggressives into aggressive-submissives.

      You can find anything on the Internet.

  14. ChenZhen says:

    I could be mistaken, but it appears that Gus is rather perturbed:

  15. rightymouse says:

    Oh, brother. Charles is really, really reaching with his accusations of pandering. I bet he’d find smoke signals racist too.

  16. fattest man in boston says:

    Test

  17. Zeus Crankypants says:

    ChenZhen :

    I could be mistaken, but it appears that Gus is rather perturbed:

    No you didn’t. You didn’t even try to guess who sent that email.

  18. Zeus Crankypants says:

    fattest man in boston :

    Test

    Here we go. Fattest Man in Boston just set up a new WordPress blog. Want to bet that past LGF comments from “Walter L. Newton” start appearing here. If so, no problem. My commenting history on LGF has been very public, with my real name, for 8 years and there is nothing I put on LGF that I didn’t want people to see.

    So… let’s see what “Fattest Man in Boston” is up to?

    • fattest man in boston says:

      Hi Walter.
      I set up this wordpress gizmo several months ago – and I think I commented here once or twice… Really enjoying this. Charles is such an ass.

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    He’s just following orders.

    And He can’t just straight up ask, where are the black Mormons, can He?

    Not yet, at least.

  20. fattest man in boston says:

    Greetings DOD from an exiled member of the glorious class of ’04.
    I am thoroughly enjoying the discussion here.

  21. ISpeakJive says:

    Don’t talk smack behind your cult-leader’s back.

    Ruh R’oh, Ruh R’oh. Woah-a-woah-a-woah-a, yeah.

  22. Pakimon says:

    So… let’s see what “Fattest Man in Boston” is up to?

    Probably doing the bidding of “The Fattest Man in Culver City”.

  23. doppelganger says:

    Gus, since you never read here please answer this question

    1. is Charles ” lowlife loser scum” because he outed Rodan and Savage, and because he routinely publishes the e-mails, including either the real name, and or the location of the person who sent the e-mail?

    please do answer

    • m says:

      And mine- and Chen’s and Song & Dance Man’s… I’m sure there are others. It’s only bad when OTHER people do it, see…

  24. Zeus Crankypants says:

    fattest man in boston :

    Hi Walter.
    I set up this wordpress gizmo several months ago – and I think I commented here once or twice… Really enjoying this. Charles is such an ass.

    Ok… I’m just being paranoid 🙂 But hey… my idea was a good idea. Any Lizards that want to set up a blog and start posting my old comments from LGF… go for it. Just remember. I have 8 years worth of information. Both in emails and other sources (links). You want to play… be ready to play.

  25. Pakimon says:

    I am thoroughly enjoying the discussion here.

    Heh. You see that exact same line in the spam comments found on Yahoo. 😆

    • fattest man in boston says:

      I corresponded with ChenZhen a note on 1/12, 13 to assist with his BRC project. I think he knows my nic.

  26. ZappaWouldBeVommiting says:

    For any members of the Culver City mind-hive, a little awareness of the technique the praised-one uses: Operant Conditioning

    “The theory of B.F. Skinner is based upon the idea that learning is a function of change in overt behavior. Changes in behavior are the result of an individual’s response to events (stimuli) that occur in the environment. A response produces a consequence such as defining a word, hitting a ball, or solving a math problem. When a particular Stimulus-Response (S-R) pattern is reinforced (rewarded), the individual is conditioned to respond. The distinctive characteristic of operant conditioning relative to previous forms of behaviorism (e.g., connectionism, drive reduction) is that the organism can emit responses instead of only eliciting response due to an external stimulus.

    Reinforcement is the key element in Skinner’s S-R theory. A reinforcer is anything that strengthens the desired response. It could be verbal praise, a good grade or a feeling of increased accomplishment or satisfaction. The theory also covers negative reinforcers — any stimulus that results in the increased frequency of a response when it is withdrawn (different from adversive stimuli — punishment — which result in reduced responses). A great deal of attention was given to schedules of reinforcement (e.g. interval versus ratio) and their effects on establishing and maintaining behavior.”

    So what is *your* karma-to-post ratio?

  27. Daedalus says:

    m :

    And mine- and Chen’s and Song & Dance Man’s… I’m sure there are others. It’s only bad when OTHER people do it, see…

    Yet his minions get mad when they get outed.

    • doppelganger says:

      I look forward to a long, protracted and painful hissy fit for many of them.
      I think their karma count and their LGF account is the most important thing in the lives of many of those losers.

      looking forward to them losing that

    • Sorry – Just trying to figure out how to steer this thing…
      Is there a way to register to comment here that is not tied to wordpress, twitter or FB?

      • Pakimon says:

        Just type in any “made up” e-mail address on the first line.

        Them type in your “handle on the second line.

        Ignore the the third “website” line and you’re good to go.

      • Pakimon says:

        Also, if you don’t like the gravatar that’s assigned to you, just change a letter in the e-mail address you typed in and you’ll get another one.

        To see what it’ll be, just click on the second line.

        You can keep changing letters and spelling until you find one you like.

    • Smallest penis in Belarus says:

      Welcome.

  28. pat says:

    He has spent the last 3 years in a state of hysterical delusion.

  29. ChenZhen says:

    fattest man in boston :

    I corresponded with ChenZhen a note on 1/12, 13 to assist with his BRC project. I think he knows my nic.

    yea he’s legit. Totally old school.

    Thanks again, BTW.

  30. Mandingo Warrior says:

    So, does Zeus allow us to blow our wad anytime soon, or should I take today as a continuation of this cock tease?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I wish he’d consider accelerating the schedule, somewhat. Only one of these a week and I might die of boredom before LGF dies of attrition.

      • ZappaWouldBeVommiting says:

        Seems to me the optimal ratio of outings per week should be scaled to the level of distrust it breeds over there. Methinks Gus protests too much and we will have to see what conditioning he will now have to be subjected to. If he just shuts up and it seems to blow over then the ratio needs to adjusted.

        The greater the tension the greater the fun.

      • Emperor says:

        Yes. I think the ideal ratio of revealed emails should be somewhere in between Wikileaks style document dumps, and slow ‘drip drip’ releases, in order to maximize the tension at the swamp.

        Not too many releases, to ensure that the contents of each email gets analyized, but not too little to maximize the level of tension and apprehension at LGF.

        My opinion would be roughly two a week would be best.

      • P. Ness Lowell says:

        I gots a better idear. Do it Climategate style. Put the encrypted zip file out on the net, and send the key to various people one by one.

        😈

  31. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Zeus Crankypants :
    Breaking News.
    I’m going to be out tonight, attending a industry night performance of a play, tickets are cheap on industry nights, so I will reveal the LGF author of the smack down email before I leave for the theatre.
    Actually, on the email contest thread, someone came up with the answer, although he/she sort of got the name spelt wrong, but close.
    I’m not sure if this person is even active anymore on LGF, I don’t think I’ve been over there 5 or 6 times since I left, so except for what I read here, I don’t know what’s going on over there.
    But don’t worry, we have some real zingers coming up, emails from VERY active users over there… and some surprises.
    I’m not sure how many times a week we are going to post the contest thread, I would suggest to the BRC and powers to be that we do it once a week, but on different days. In that way those Lizards who “don’t read over here” will have to check in on almost a daily basis so they can get a heads up when a new contest has been posted.
    What’s really interesting is Charles has been skating along all these years, treating people like shit, just because they don’t agree with him, and he’s never had a chance to actually look beyond his little cult to see what a lot of his “friends” really think of him. Can you imagine if the president could just ban politicians from the Senate or the House just because they don’t agree with him? Yea… I know… it’s Charles’ blog, he can do what he wants with it. But it still reflects on his totalitarian personality. And it’s MY emails and I can do what I want with them… I can be just as totalitarian as Charles. It hurts when they bite back.
    It will keep them busy… and wondering who’s next.

    Industry night performance of a play? Are you broadcasting live from Los Angeles? A “little green football” away from Chunky’s back yard?

    I can’t think of an industry whose able to do a “play night” other than entertainment.

  32. Pakimon says:

    Zeus is going to give the answer tonight.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Is it tonight? I thought he (or she) said they were attending an industry play tonight? So, when do we find out the identity of the loozard in question?

  33. fattest man in boston says:

    Got it, Pakimon. Thank you.

  34. doppelganger says:

    attention Lizards

    the next smokey aroma of roasted buttocks you smell, just might be your own.
    then sit back and watch your “friends” trash you as soon as Charles blocks your account

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Right, because everyone knows that as soon as you are blocked, you don’t deserve any respect anymore. The head Cheeto has deemed you officially sub-par as a human.

      Gad what a sick, self-righteous bunch. I’d like to see the smugness level decrease over there. That’d be enough for me.

    • Bunk X says:

      This is psychological warfare at it’s best. They’re way overdue for a secret thread.

      “Do you think they have another bomb?”

  35. ChenZhen says:

    ya know, I’m sure I’ve said it before, but it really is a piece of cake to get a gravatar to use here, just to spice the place up a bit more.

    But for those who insist on using a phony email addy, may I suggest one of our wonderful DoD gravatars? (—>) Just paste one of those emails into the comment box and presto!

    And, since we’re at the 1 yr anniversary of the “Saint Pancake” revelation, we’ll be featuring the “free 218822” gravatar this week. Show your support!

  36. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Pakimon :

    Zeus is going to give the answer tonight.

    The powers to be will post the answer tonight. As a thread. I’m lazy and going out tonight anyway.

  37. Pakimon says:

    Free 218822!

  38. Lizardoid just endorsed the “Mitt Romney Is a Flip-Flopping Racist Cyborg” LGF-page via twitter

    A phrase in the quoted (and approved-by Charles to be featured on LGF) article:
    “​His holy prophet was a rock-seeking schizophrenic con man.”

    Make a similarly-veigned remark about the founder/prophet of a certain ‘peaceful’ religion Charles was obsessed with in his past and he’ll call you a bigot/racist/islamophobe and condemn you to the dungeons of hell 😆