Questions about Charles Johnson’s devotion to Obama

Here are some questions about Chuck’s love for Obama.


86 Comments on “Questions about Charles Johnson’s devotion to Obama”

  1. Arachne says:

    Daedalus – I couldn’t resist. I had to see what life was like as a Paulbot, Forgive…..for-give.

  2. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :

    Daedalus – I couldn’t resist. I had to see what life was like as a Paulbot, Forgive…..for-give.

    Hey Big Tobacco will take care of you!

  3. Undercover says:

    Sitemeterenfreude:

    But Politico’s traffic losses appear to be part of a year-long trend on the political left. Media Matters For America’s website, for instance, lost 56.83 percent of its unique visitors between November 2010 and November 2011. In the same 12-month period, Talking Points Memo lost 41 percent, Wonkette was down by 32 percent, Gawker declined by 31 percent, Salon decreased by 22 percent and progressive blog Daily Kos shed 18 percent of its unique visitors.

    It’s not just SOB, but he sure picked the wrong time to join the wrong team.

  4. garycooper says:

    A “petard” was a bomb, a small metal casing containing gunpowder back in Shakespeare’s day, tossed by hand like a grenade, with a slow-burning fuse attached. Getting hoist with your own would likely have been a common occurrence, as my experience of slow-burning fuses in cartoons and comedies brings memories of combatants tossing the bomb back and forth as the fuse burns, until finally the thing explodes in the hands of the comedic character sometimes known as “The Assclown.”

    Chunky is a classic assclown-character now, and he’s been the final holder (Eric?) of many an exploding bomb since 2008. Remember his charred, stunned image after the Weiner Saga? Or, the Ipad Restaurant Menu? It goes a little something like this: http://tinyurl.com/6tu2yzz

    • rightymouse says:

      Pic is hilarious! 🙂

      • garycooper says:

        The pic alone would have saved 1000 words, but you know how it is with us cokeheads…blah-blah-blah! 😉

    • P. Ness Lowell says:

      Petard is Taptain of the Enterprise.

      /Tweety Bird

      • garycooper says:

        …only until Shatner gets back from his vacation. He’s been…relaxing. In the suns…of…Memory. In the Sombrero Galaxy.

      • rightymouse says:

        Shatner boarded his horse at the same place as some friends of mine had their horse many moons ago when I lived in that God-forsaken hell-hole called Los Angeles. Anyway,they always said that Shatner was an a-hole.

      • garycooper says:

        rightymouse :Shatner boarded his horse at the same place as some friends of mine had their horse many moons ago when I lived in that God-forsaken hell-hole called Los Angeles. Anyway,they always said that Shatner was an a-hole.

        I don’t doubt that he’s one of the biggest a-holes in the universe, but he is still the captain of the USS Enterprise.

  5. garycooper says:

    It sure would have been nice if the makers of “Under The Iron Sky” had worked in a little Comedian Harmonists magic, alongside the Sturm und Drang of Laibach. 😉

    Don’t get me wrong, though…Laibach is “magical,” too, in their own weird way:

  6. garycooper says:

    Um, that’s a different version of “Sympathy”…I was thinking of this one:

  7. beed says:

    Strong contender for Worst Post Ever.

  8. garycooper says:

    Did someone say “jew-venal?”

  9. TreBob says:

    OK, since this post is silly anyway, here’s a little something that tells me that we, as a country, have gone over the edge.

    Game over.

  10. garycooper says:

    TreBob :OK, since this post is silly anyway, here’s a little something that tells me that we, as a country, have gone over the edge.
    Game over.

    I’ve seen the show, “Cupcake Wars,” but this is ridiculous. 😆

    On the other hand, ’tis the season to be jolly, and the Underwear Bomber tried to blow up a plane in Detroit at Christmas. I hope they’re closely inspecting any unusually bulgy underwear, this year. 😯

  11. ChenZhen says:

    Interesting folks using the #LGF tag these days:

    LOL

  12. Bunk X says:

    Other news, Chunkymonkey was smacking Obdicunt around pretty well earlier. Obdi tried to paint him as a racist, said that we all are one race. (It’s on the Ron Paul/Coming race war thread.)

  13. Bagua says:

    TreBob :
    OK, since this post is silly anyway, here’s a little something that tells me that we, as a country, have gone over the edge.
    Game over.

    Cupcakes are indeed teh yummy threat.

  14. garycooper says:

    Isn’t anything fun happening over at Chunky’s Fat Farm? 😡

  15. beed says:

    45 min then christmas.

  16. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Merry Christmas… we had a little snow this week…

    Took all day Thursday to dig out.

  17. jd says:

    I like the polling software though. It has potential. Gun polls are good.

    Polls should usually just be one at a time with a polarizing question.

    Lets have one for “The biggest idiot posting on LGF” Leave out Ron Paul and Charles.

  18. beed says:

    Polling is always good, agreed, but this poll is like a North Korean election.

  19. chunkmunk says:

    He’d suck zero’s throbbing member like Larry Sinclair, and offer his ponytail as a handgrip.

  20. snowcrash says:

    Didn’t we have polls for all kinds of “honors” last year around this time? Whenever it was, it was fun.

  21. Zeus Crankypants says:

    beed :

    I thought you were dead!

    Dead? No… It’s ALIVE… It’s ALIVE…

  22. I’m waiting for him to announce that he’s come to love Nor Luap.

  23. Minnow says:

    Pave LGF!

  24. Minnow says:

    Kentucky is Tennessee is Kentucky – hey – look at me – I am fat and stupid.

  25. Minnow says:

    Dork Fowlcum schooling Killgore Trout.

    Someone get the popcorn – I am torching up my propane grill for some butty gameox.

    Where is Floral Regurgitation?

    /Fuck you Dork.

    • Bunk X says:

      You made me look. Nothing but one comment, and then OhCrap started going on about how gay she is or something, and Gus complains about unemployment benefit extentions. Same ‘ol same ‘ol.

      • Minnow says:

        oatmeal eats oatmeal.

        I was hoping for a “hit me with a flower” moment….

        oh well….. it ain’t Christmas yet.

        (oh dear Santa, I only want one thing really – just one thing – for everyone to see Fat Chunkhole shit his pants down at Starbucks again)

      • Bunk X says:

        I missed the Starbucks episode, whatever that was.

      • garycooper says:

        >
        Wait…what?! Chunky turned fudge-factory in a Starbucks? Were there witnesses? Did he blog about it? Did it happen before or after he was taken stupid in 2008-9?

        Inquiring minds want to know. I know this is probably a joke, ‘cuz it’s too good to be true, as a story. You can’t shit a shitter…

      • garycooper says:

        “Loss of bowel-control” — the dirty little secret side-effect they don’t tell you about, with clozapine.

      • garycooper says:

        …and, housing donkey-schlong regularly, you tend to lose some sphincter-tone.

      • Minnow says:

        He never denied it – so, I am thinking it must be so.

      • Bunk X says:

        Drudge had a link, said they caught the “loose bowels bandit.” He pinched a loaf in the parking lot before he robbed a bank.

  26. P. Ness Lowell says:

    Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul lol.

  27. Minnow says:

    And, it is always interesting to see Dork Fowlcum pat himself on the back about what a good job he is doing and how he deserves all goodness.

    Refreshing and uplifting.

    uuuurrrrppp…

  28. Minnow says:

    P. Ness P.Ness P.Ness

  29. Minnow says:

    Dork Fowlcum – what a sad little suck-up.

  30. garycooper says:

    Looking forward to that BRC scoopage, Chen. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      The BRC hasn’t had a lot to do since the big stuff has already been posted. Engineer No.5 ran an experiment that was clever on his part, IMO.

  31. Minnow says:

    Fat ass is trying for 1000 again. Posting some bs from some bs chinese guy.

    Yawn.

    Hey Chub, You could see further if you weren’t in the buffet line.

  32. Pakimon says:

    Time to kick off Christmas Eve with a multicultural musical interlude!

    It’s a Rap Christmas, Charlie Brown

  33. rightymouse says:

    Am getting script errors when I click on any links here. Is anyone else having the same problem?

  34. garycooper says:

    Wait…did we subcontract out some coding work to Chunky? That would also explain the clunky-factor.

  35. poteen says:

    195 Alexzander Sat, Dec 24, 2011 9:23:34am

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    re: #192 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

    There is nothing worse than babies on planes. Nothing.

    They should make baby sections on large planes with sound proof dividers.

    What a pair of pathetic little whiners.
    Why does they hate babies?/
    I so wanna be on the next flight they are. 🙂

  36. poteen says:

    *why do* bah humbug!

  37. Jack of Shadows says:

    Archonix :
    I am an unashamed fan of that show thanks to my neice. It is refreshingly unstupid and doesn’t pander to leftist prejudices.

    Brohoof! /)(\