The Long Lost “Hatchlings” of LGF

One of the neat things you can do with The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine™ is stealthily plow through thousands of teh Johnson’s (or anyone’s) comments, looking for any keyword, phrase or quoted lizard that a creative thought might produce. And there’s kind of some interesting stuff in there. For example, type in “hatchling” (their term for a new user account), and you’re whisked back to a time long past, when registration windows were announced, and netizens poured through the gates like Black Friday at Walmart.

These days, @Lizardoid has a pretty tough time getting folks to sign up, announcement or not. In fact, the search revealed that CJ hasn’t mentioned “hatchlings” in the comments section in almost a year.

As a visual aid, engineer no. 5 once compiled a neat graph:

What’s probably more pathetic is that the vast majority of those who had signed up in recent years don’t appear to have stuck around very long. Were they all socks?

Well…

…since I have it on my screen, let’s take a peek at those lists that Johnson used to post, and you guys can tell me how many really would up being active participants:

Charles3/30/2010 2:44:04 pm PDT

The door has slammed shut, brutally and without warning.

Here’s the list of 99 hatchlings, minus a few blocked socks.

Arceuthobium
psycoborg
Microbru
socialrepublican
Turu The Terrible
DShenise
Mountain Bear
token_287
justaminute
cookEmnstr
SgtMac
Ukobserver
Dreggas
Nojay
tajinere
hellointernet
spiderbucket
soflawriter
Slightly Drooling Love Child of Beck
Old Dragon
dequeued
WallEye
The Great Ralph
CarleeCork
Bruce Sharp
ObserverArt
Renegade51
neil wilson
KainTheGreat
GatorAtLaw
lleveque
Liet_Kynes
Brent Favre
Hieronymus Bosch
mlgblg
shades
mangymutt
SpewedOut
Gloria Teasdale
bleehayes
Sandlapper
tomv
Kilroy01
tfrodo
chbartle
Coachrichard
Haig
Cougian
constantine8870
MattHock
michaelgh
RobocopNixon
BBGBBG
steve_davis
owlsbitetoo
m0nkeyb0y
CrashGordon
DamnDirtyApe
shingouki666
ksteubin
Heaven’s Thunder Hammer
daddiokng
3CPO
Shirrush
CarrieC
Dookiestain LaFlair
MaryAnneBrown
pecosbill
Shared Humanity
Yukon Digger
Garage_Band_Mom
samuraishake
tnguitarist
Sigma_x
the_alternative
MarkAM
search4truth
Robin27
kmcshea
pragmatic idealist
mullensmd
gnrville
Transfromnation
Bennie Sabes
rumrunner
UNCDave
VirtualSoundNW
luther70
djcelts
rbottoms
Mr. Sharkman
Angel13
The_Assimilator
Bracmesh
Nautilus
Wiesman
dasunrisin
Watchthief
JustWonderful

Charles1/24/2010 2:55:47 pm PST

re: #186 austin_blue

Hey, Charles- got a list of the nics?

Why, yes, I do.

No. of hatchlings: 78

itsme
irwinb
monkberrymoon
Good Morning
camelhair
aarcourt
Cicero (M.T.)
Debrahar
tomlea4
destinc
rcd1724
Fjordguy
andydp
yezdiunvala
tsmaestro
Willard
Volly
gerald guarino
Chase
davros
loopylarry
ROY WOOLF
Larry Thelen
Rays
cbranche
Kent
barberjazz
mwilburn38
listgoddess
yuvalneria
uneasyed
RandomActsOfReason
rnorthro14
ViewFromHere
davesoar
Haven
Holly Ann
Chris Fiorentino
apazrjon
jorge_salazar
nightfly
bobkeywest
AZ-LawDoc
go_usa
aintgotit
CowboyJay
DodgerFan1988
tim24
Qabal
skwiself
joeypell
markhaus
Baxter Adams
billroselius
HanTran
ArmorCannon
Genghis
lrobbins
Reed
old_bulldog
lpeeps
blueoregon
Mike Haas
Irate Nate
garzooma
ceffa2000
Civil Sam
clathey
Corsair3600
Smileycreek
KevinMulhall
MichaelJames
Syrius
harlequinade
earthling1949
ahorstin
Ned Netterville
HatNation

No. of blocked socks: 5

Extremely_Moderate
Corpus_Callosum
second_strike
third_strike
roosevelts_ghost

Charles12/02/2009 11:40:23 am PST

Here’s the list of registered usernames, minus the 16 sock puppet attempts:

No. of hatchlings: 126

torrentprime
Rod Scruggs
dicken’s_ghost
darthstar
bluewater
SteveMcG
S.D.
That’s Grand Lord On High Monckton to you
steelerjoe
Blueheron
Hancock the Superb
cameronp
DerekM
4Deuce
bubba zanetti
morrisab
Pip’s Squeak
a_little_interested
dheiser
earthtoned
ProdSlash
SoapMan
blesto
garhighway
Olsonist
Funky_Gibbon
JTBKSC
Destro
Vidiotic
jesusisreal
limewash
Gelly
mutecypher
hippiepod
firedmyass
Major Tom
political lunatic
Conn. Lawyer
NorthWhale
gvmtspook
marxtone
all4one
Rickytee
FairNYC
pharmmajor
jwr10x
JustJay
habereet
Tajmari
Beany
captainigor
greenerthangore
giantslor
jasonroth
meh99
moleboy
Zathras
drag0n
StacyinLakeland
cctalum04
Pacific moderate
QuakerOrts
Norvegicus
Giles29
George Chien
casey1
CISORG
nsbmudshark
jimbales
TXLogic
dr. luba
BunnyThief
parenthetical
Idealist101
Soap_Man
DianeNYS
Voter in Illinois
scythide
blueraven
elizajane
balltb
myfriendwatson
grim traveler
opinionator9
UnknownVariable
gordonmcdowell
PapaNelly
DMHILLMAN1650
biffbolt
JeffM70
DeeMarie
ahhunter
CoverStory
publicityStunted
chriscronin
mjm1374
Hugh Grady
BristolM
Stuart
pablonius
Mohamed.O
bjornsvenson
Georgia girl
Scot D
Caradoc
Newsprism
richard12
mutagen
BrettB
ignoranceisfatal
camanintx
del7
ralph_jacobs
Winny Spencer
jonschr
Rainstorm
Hamish Jones
Halfpenny
jhymesba
Penny
militantagnostic
JayDee56
duskglow
valdivia
Median
SDE925

Charles10/18/2009 6:02:18 pm PDT

Here are the usernames registered tonight, minus 10 sock puppets:

No. of hatchlings: 48

Cowboysfan
how227
thecommodore
AJAX52
MattInNC
whatme
Soundboard Fez
Lidane
Wormwood
XopXproxyX
Bael
theliel
sue_lizard
gsim
ddcf
The Yankee
Woodchuck
buberzionist
Old Gil
Cokezero
Raryn
spinn
Bizarro Stormy
davidindian
LakerFan
jcrawshaw
lemonslice
Phage
Symmetriad
Palmer_Eldritch
Ramzy
Ciceroniana
mandro
deadletterboy
Bazerkly
SilentAlfa
BetterLuck
Ga8dl9i1a9
Babsie
PyroRob
Sarg1086
Virginia Plain
Cloggy
howard2751
mprudow
gent64
East Bay Ray
pdc_lgf

Charles10/11/2009 3:58:11 pm PDT

40 accounts registered, 5 of them sock puppets. Here are the names:

No. of hatchlings: 35

Drifyfreesy
AHWilde
Timmeh
dean_k
brainiac-dumdum
kestrella
jgtheok
Calit
Pepper Fox
graypixel
monad
emcesq
andie333
ace1571
autonomic
mentilsoup
Decatur Deb
buddy12
lochnar
Olddeegee
fifth_of_november
UncleMonkey
goanna
jr02518
yellowbird
zora
lonevoice
Jeff In Ohio
jake122969
Buddy Bradley
RogueOne
NineBerry
shoshanshopon
FenderBass
wozzablog

Charles10/08/2009 2:07:19 pm PDT

Registration is now closed. Here are the registered usernames, minus the 17 attempted sock puppets:

No. of hatchlings: 69

Andrew Lazarus
Dewalt
TheGeneral
VirtualSound
mdschomburg
mewlondon
oneisnotprime
DHarley
SherpaDirka
robomace
Davethealchemist
Brizer
brav
yatesc
majortom22773
klavierstucke
boredtechindenver
comradebillyboy
meridan
Coperni
anyshow1
Reallynow?
Innuendo
anno
Copernic
endemicity
Varek Raith
weatherguesser
Stanley Sea
Zeroisanumber
mikeyes
St. Louisville Cards
I’m Probably Posting from Work
bluefox
z4hos
Zackaroni
justthefacts916
Green Machine
kreyagg
mrmeangenes
barbarian
Dona Quixote
jschiraldi
socolofi
ausador
Slipperypete
Tejana27
BeanCurd
toddb
fert
volt
RickVaughn
e5india
elinka
craigs111
donnie77
countrockulot
spbaker90
Bradtacs
HalcyonS
vanderloon
GCM29
sofabed
ChaimYermiyahu
MortenMadsen
Degilm
martyk74
dootz99
rurality

Charles10/02/2009 7:01:08 pm PDT

No. of hatchlings: 80

maplekarma
Grand Rants
Dante41
ofanass854
demzee
thickslab
Alllucky
General Winfield Stuck
ElectricPotty
BadCollie
Yui Ricdeau
former_secret_agent
Rata
gnostalgia
jaypro22
BadgerB
steeler1000
lwwillis
Banfield
rebel yell
Rascal One
bnorton49
mikhailtheplumber
pinback
JDRhoades
Luca Brasi
arbitraryName
Ugly John
saik0max0r
maxwellp
lastlaugh
lokithelion
Againandagain
pnw_pirate
wlewisiii
celticdragon
simoom
Floridagirl
ATM314
aussieguy
Boyo
webevintage
William of Orange
Mr Furious
robbiesam
SaloAbraxas
phyzzle
4 of 8
Udon
LEDocDave
Sled
whay912
walkman
PT Barnum
kraken
tverrall
Yossarian (The Spittoon)
sarabande
Sentient Puddle
Claydoh
Thon
Blue Fin
joejoe
Ed in NJ
agentx73
malmutt
janet Strange
ohpleaseno
Angie
danichi
Tachys
jag1ed
alaskeano
Fivepm
lastmanstanding
diamonda2u
aagcobb
Mr.Boots
Toots McGee
itsbarneysfault

No. of blocked socks: 18

Mr. Gluten
chicago112233
Margarit
agent007
mirele
Glutineous
Solozen
mirelle
Dr Searsucker
bozoZclown
CharlesIsAHypocrite
MichO
awgdooley
thatchernow
Fallout
Blaze From richmond
Cenrand
RJDTRUCKER

Charles9/27/2009 1:13:28 pm PDT

Here are the usernames of hatchlings that weren’t sock puppets:

Liberally Conservative
Rochester
medavidson
armylaw
justinm1
Siberian
horological
freudianskip
Thehousetrembles
zephirus
Hardhead_7
kellygrrrl
ends with space
cenotaphium
suchislife
WindUpBird
keloyd
Chucky Arlaw
BryQan
janelvira
sharkmano2
contrary1965
joe90
Artful
asternbe
bengalsfan726
passingby
jan VT
erasmus
Will Robinson
insert name here
prairiefire
HerrDoktor
Joven
truthhurtsaz
tom112
bluecheese
grays
Bonder
strangelet
publius67
wittymoniker
hanghoj
Hench4th
OneMonkeysUncle
Spaceman_Spiff
Pilate
soulface
Mary Garth
Sacha Blow
Tom Reagan
BillSanDiego
Seissonneby
halp
Ray in TX
Lateralis

Charles8/20/2009 12:27:32 pm PDT

The hatchlings’ usernames:

ukyank
BothAndWorld
Keelyn
dmon
Beklar
aigle
jmbporter
Streetiebird
deeezle
jock_cagney
Mr_J
Five-Skin
bikers66
Sunray
illiniguy09
NoJoey
PAUL_MACDONALD
Gordon Stands
Stattico
fenrisdesigns
Atanarjuat
Aldo
EyeOnTheWorld
InTheFish
Floppydusk
itsmehoney
El fantasma de General Pinochet
264Tom
NospamforMO
JanglerNPL
Uncle Meat
DP2572
pam364
Hochmeister
sandu
Boris Badenov
saschabab
robaz
Mikenewhamp
PatA
pzaret
spoosmith
paige_madison
mdmntr
mrs. teasdale
paigemadison
leomr
chaosdrew
Luke Blackburn
mikentexas
victoroftheapes
mt3_1234
juanita
mbegej
Kubern21
Surabaya Stew
sconnie
Riptides

Charles8/17/2009 1:27:04 pm PDT

The list of hatchlings, minus the blocked sock puppets:

brennant
OldNavy73
Girth
labdog
Mean Motor Scooter
Robbins Mitchell
Krogenar
aubry
RickyRacer
jimgordon
NotoriouslyConservative
tomw
HoosierDaddy?
JerusalemAsher
teardrop
nothingistrue
CommonDefense
DaveDFW
Gadsden
RoadWarrior
adelnyc
pjkelly
rossbach451
Aurelius317
sofiabg999
akalivas
Arrattascelve
PrimalRage
rayzin
Dynomite
Teufelhunden
Tock Woods
mpoulos42
KernelPanic
R.B.Glennie
schmitzik
Giovanni in Westwood
Earthling48
Rowdy1
richmanwash
Movin Forward
Jokey501
WizF16
shimoda
JoeBumble
InvisibleCHI

Update:

Engineer no. 5 stuffed the above lists into a correlator tool, and cross-referenced them with a bucket of strawberries. Here’s how it shakes out:

695 nics
353 never posted anything
200 have not posted anything for at least 1 year.
Top 10:
WindUpBird 26946
Varek Raith 22977
darthstar 20328
Decatur Deb 16483
Stanley Sea 16119
RogueOne 14258
Lidane 9462
prairiefire 8591
wozzablog 7125
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152 Comments on “The Long Lost “Hatchlings” of LGF”

  1. poteen says:

    You’re workin’ way too hard.

  2. Beau Nerd says:

    What was his first clue that CharlesIsAHypocrite wasn’t there to be a nice lizard?

    • ChenZhen says:

      If anyone around here wants to claim those socks…

      …there is no shame.

      • Dewalt says:

        The sum total of my postings at Little Green Footballs

        07782658 34864 42 Dewalt Fri, Oct 9, 2009 11:54:08pm

        Better music, Yep I know they are seagulls, but…

        Youtube Video

        07782678 34864 61 Dewalt Sat, Oct 10, 2009 12:14:47am

        OK… So, we have a picture of birds, and brits refer to women as birds. Stay with me on this one for a few moments.

        Seagulls have long shapely legs. They are birds. This seems to be a music thread.

        I give you, Bond Explosive

        Youtube Video

        07782685 34864 68 Dewalt Sat, Oct 10, 2009 12:24:36am

        re: #66 Fenway_Nation

        Annie lennox!!! YEP!

        Also “toya wilcox” has a really bad lisp, but when she is singing, well you don’t notice.

        I posted two videos, one was Pink Floyd and the other one was by Bond.

        The next day I was banned, blocked and deleted!

        P.S. a little birdie sent me my very own comment file. 😉

  3. ChenZhen says:

    Oh, I guess “BunnyThief” was Jay Tea, huh?

    • African Moondog says:

      RJD Trucker never had a chance. There is something about truckers that quitesimply makes Chuck lose it. Inhismind they are all tea partiers, racists Paulians or savage 🙂

  4. William Standish Knowels says:

    Hey Jazzy. Let me help with what recruitment thing. Now this guy fits all the requirements. Leave him a message. He’ll join and fit right in, I promise. In the mean time I’ll keep looking too. Just trying to help.

  5. Macker says:

    I can say with 100% certainty that I don’t see any familiar names! 8)

    • ChenZhen says:

      well, Windupbird made his (?) debut in there, as well as stanley sea. there are a few others, but that’s it.

  6. Daedalus says:

    I think Charles invented half these clowns. The rest are us there to mock him!

  7. I freely admit, I do not own any socks.

  8. m says:

    I never knew he started listing them, lol. Probably in case anyone recognizes some code words so they could point out if a lizard went rogue.

    • ISTE says:

      Yep, he used to list them and very often the registration thing was only open for 30 minutes or so.

      We had to be really quick in the old days.

      When he opens registration now it is often open for hours. He never tells us how many registered.

      Even we don’t register any more!

  9. ChenZhen says:

    Varek Raith is in the 10/8/09 batch, wozzablog 10/11, prairiefire 9/27

  10. livefreeor die says:

    I have one sock that has so far been very upbeat and supportive of Charles. Just waiting for the right moment…have fun hunting, Charles.

    • ElSuerte says:

      I don’t know how you manage it. I couldn’t keep away from the third rails.

      I got the boot for pointing out that Huckabee pardoned a black guy, when the meme of the day was ‘Huck is teh raaaaaacist.’

    • Bunk X says:

      Do not burn that sock. Loan it to the BRC first. They’ll give it back all polished and charged up, and then you can thrash around all you like. Get screencaps.

      • Beau Nerd says:

        Better yet, get a page dump. All major browsers allow you to ‘save HTML as’ or some such thing. Then you’ve preserved the entire thread on your disk, and can cap away at your leisure.

  11. ChenZhen says:

    publicityStunted 12/2, boyo 10/2

  12. Mandingo Warrior says:

    I’d wonder just how many of those registrations were CJ himself trying to still look like a big boy blog.

  13. doppelganger says:

    I tried to log in the other night to create a sock. after waiting for that site to load for over a minute I said, Fuck it. Clicked off. Not worth the wait

    Charles is killing blog for two reasons: His site is not user friendly ( I can go to every other website on the internet and it loads with no problem ) And his politics and character are worse than his website

    • ElSuerte says:

      I’m pretty much in the fuck it catagory too.

      Reading over there is, not sure how to describe it, kind of soul polluting. It angers up the blood, and it’s frustrating because you’re not even allowed to talk to the inmates, and even if you were it wouldn’t matter anyway, because you’d be quickly expelled by the warden.

  14. ElSuerte says:

    It’s gotten so bad over there that newbies are routinely pounced on with suspicion when they make their first post. It’s even worse if you’re an infrequent poster.

    In my short lived run over at the swamp, I got accused of being the reincarnation of Bagua.*

    Anyone notice of banned posters are getting all their comments deleted? Seems much more common.

    *The only supernatural activity back then was when I plugged my Ouji board into the USB, and Beed sent me a bunch of prurient texts over the ether.

  15. doppelganger says:

    I wish I could see if all my comments were deleted so I could go back to my original nic

  16. ChenZhen says:

    Wow this Engine™ is such a fun toy:


    7911183 35243 1171 Gus 802 Tue, Dec 1, 2009 12:04:49am

    re: #1168 TheMatrix31

    It didn’t need to be a big deal. I said what I said as a response, who cares? I’m entitled to comment just as much as she is. It’s just an uncommon acronym used as if it was a common one, and I didn’t get why it was used.

    I never claimed to expect to like everything I read here, either. I don’t care what “dues” she’s paid. I didn’t know this was a merit-based system.

    Of course it’s merit based. It always was. It’s the difference between being a noob or a Lizard. Do you think some Hatchling comes in here and gets to mouth off whatever he wants? Have you ever seen that last for long?

    • ElSuerte says:

      Jeez, it’s almost pathological. I get the Fucking New Guy syndrome in certain contexts, but applying it to friggin blog comments is a bit much.

      • ChenZhen says:

        Yep, there’s a code for the place:



        6147718 31778 485 Gus 802 Sat, Nov 1, 2008 10:38:07pm

        Hatchlings should always take a minimalist approach.

        /it’s not a cult

      • Beau Nerd says:

        How long between when Icy showed up and started barking out orders?

    • doppelganger says:

      ” Do you think some Hatchling comes in here and gets to mouth off whatever he wants”

      if that ‘He” is a porn star named iceweasel, then yes. so sit down and STFU gus.

      and while we’re at it ” get back into your car bitch, your sister needs her privacy”

      • ElSuerte says:

        Definitely not newbie friendly.

        There was a debate over the use of terms like oreo and uncle tom. A few of the lizards, lead by Obdicut of all people, criticize using the terms. Later, a hatchling shows up, references the debate and criticizes using the terms, and Obdicut started picking a fight with the hatchling over it, presumably because he was a Breitbart plant or some other nonsense. Banning soon followed.

      • Bunk X says:

        “Not newbie friendly” is an understatement.
        Bait
        Trap
        Overwhelm
        Trash

      • Bunk X says:

        I forgot the last phase:
        Hi-5 the regulars and sniff their butts.

  17. ISTE says:

    The difference between Andrew Breitbart and Charles Johnson is this.

    Mr Breitbart did this today.

    Charles Johnson posted these cut and paste links then went back to bed.

    Jon Stewart: Parks and Demonstration
    Hannity: “They really don’t like freedom”
    Charles Johnson
    Humor • Thu Oct 6, 2011 at 11:45 am PDT • Views: 5,898

    and this….

    Video: Page 23
    The contract
    Charles Johnson
    Arts • Thu Oct 6, 2011 at 5:23 pm PDT • Views: 1,940
    Today’s insanity break is a surreal little short that won the “Best Film” jury prize at the “48 Hour Film” project in Utrecht, Netherlands.

    Why does anyone think Johnson is relevant?

    • nesoi says:

      Breitbart’s minder has a jazzy ponytail. 😆

      Love the reference to CJ that was made by Breitbart on the video.

    • ISTE says:

      Yeah, and you are all thinking “*yawn* another video, I will pretend to watch it”

      Yeah well, watch it at 3:20 for a short while.

      Breitbart has balls!

      I promise you, it will be the best 😆 you have all week!

      (That guy is huge, I wouldn’t smack his ponytail…)

      • ElSuerte says:

        Sheesh, he actually did that?

        That was a pretty epic ponytail though. It is truly magical, unlike that shabby Ward Churchill do’ that Charles is sporting.

        Breitbart could use some new material though.

    • William Standish Knowels says:

      Hole-Lee Shit. Folks. If that doesn’t scare you, nothing will! I’m just glad I live where I do. Good neighbors are better than good guns. Synch up the strap. It could get western in a hurry.
      I loved the Jazzy reference. Hope AB’s body guards were twice as big as the fat fuck SEIU
      p o s (who will be carved up by all the ‘OWS guys who were here first)’.

    • gizbot7 says:

      Q: Where did you learn about socialism?
      A: Two professors and a convict, but mostly the convict.

      It’s like the punchline to a bad joke.

      Nice job AB!

    • William Standish Knowels says:

      Jameshitcat.
      Roll your ass out of bed and get up to NYC. Your Aunt is wandering the financial district and her ‘Oldtimers’ his kicked in, short-term memory is for shit! At 1:36 she tells AB that he is spreading violence because he’s wearing red, when in fact he’s wearing more like a ‘salmon’ colored t-shirt (I’m almost ashamed that I know that) while your Auntie on the other hand is flashing real red but then at 1:46 she says No. I didn’t say…well fuck. Just watch the video. Go get her. And take here a better sign! Trust me. I’m just trying to help.

    • Bunk X says:

      03:19 LOL

    • arachne4 says:

      Paranoid little bunch, aren’t they? “You’re inciting violence!” “Don’t talk to him!”
      And that fat fuck “minder” dude. Uh, sir – in simple terms, you could probably be arrested for assault and/or stalking anywhere else. You are not allowed to just be anywhere I am if your intent is to follow me in a manner designed to intimidate.

      Yeah, you guys are just like the TEA Party. Riiiiight. You may have a shitload of Obama ass-kissing politicians saying they’re siding with you.

      The American people think you’re a bunch of smelly bums.

      • dwells38 says:

        This is what’s scary about leftists. They have no problem with physical intimidation and creepy totalitarian tactics.

        And some of the protesters are obviously not well-heeled, irrational, angry and appear to be looking to hurt someone wearing a suit.

        Nice leftist bed you’re laying in there CJ.

  18. ElSuerte says:

    Heh, so Charles hauled his ass out of bed to annihilate some poor hatchling.
    I wonder if he’s got some sort of alarm rigged up to downdings/report posts. OTH, since Charles didn’t make an appearance, maybe it was a monitor lizard banning.

    591 Varek Raith Thu, Oct 6, 2011 4:07:30am 4
    I got, like, sockdar or something.

    SanFernandoIndy

    This user is blocked.</blockquote

  19. ChenZhen says:

    Ha! Check the update:

    695 nics
    353 never posted anything
    200 have not posted anything for at least 1 year.

    Top 10:

    WindUpBird 26946
    Varek Raith 22977
    darthstar 20328
    Decatur Deb 16483
    Stanley Sea 16119
    RogueOne 14258
    Lidane 9462
    prairiefire 8591
    wozzablog 7125

    • ElSuerte says:

      Thanks for bringing back the stats. I thought they were some of the most interesting content on here. Nil’s departure left a big hole in the blog.

      • Bunk X says:

        Nil announced that he was going on vacation a few months ago. There was no discord, no animosity, just a “vacation.” Nil is missed. No one is allowed to sit in the wicker chair beside the foosball table in the Boiler Room until Nil comes back and says it’s okey-dokey.

        😦

      • ISpeakJive says:

        What happened to him? Did he fall off the cruise ship?

  20. ISTE says:

    Chen and the technical team have been busy analyzing the hatchling statistics and have produced some awesome data.

    However the night crew was more interested in what got Dewalt banned.

    We think Charles is a poof and he hates videos of women with very long legs who play stringed instruments.

    There have been complaints about Nightwish videos being posted here.

    Tonight, we bring you once again Bond! and Explosive…

    (I think this video had something to do with Dewalt being banned, even though Charles never looked at The Blogmocracy in 2009… 😉 )

    • nesoi says:

      I’m more curious about which Pink Floyd utube you posted the night before the Bond video to get you put on the “watch list” over there.

      • ISTE says:

        What do you mean “you posted”

        I don’t post anything at Little Green Footballs, I just archive shit and dig shit up and post shit and…

        “overhead the albatross hangs motionless….”

        The video that Dewalt posted is now blocked by EMI on copyright grounds, sorry.

        However…

        And yes I did see the movie at the theatre and yes I did do the pilgrimage to Pompeii and stand where they once stood…

      • ISTE says:

        However, I wish I had an angel…

      • ElSuerte says:

        Nightwish, never heard that style before. It’s interesting.

      • ISTE says:

        ElSuerte :
        Nightwish, never heard that style before. It’s interesting.

        Aw you are just teasing me ElSuerte.

        You never saw this one? I think a famous comment somewhere on the internet goes like “The only people that should be allowed to do a cover of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s music should be someone like Nightwish”

        Two, three, four….

        “In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came….”

  21. garycooper says:

    Re: Bond – Explosive — Clearly, those sluts aren’t being shamed nearly enough. Just look at those legs, on display like a meat-market running a special on leg-o-ma’am. Shameful!! 😡

    Er…Go Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ISTE says:

      The eurosluts are much worse. They have shorter skirts and really slutty accents.

      If I were not a flaming pooftah I would get an inter groinial area twitch watching this.

      Well skip that video, that was their first.

      Then they did drugs…. I think it is them.

      Oh dear.

  22. garycooper says:

    They need to be stopped.

  23. ElSuerte says:

    Reflecting on the LGF oeuvre, it seems the CJ and the Lizards suffer from a sort of political torrettes. Certain phrases automatically pop out, often irrelevant to the subject at hand. e.g. ‘hate site’ (I was amused when that applied to both gawker and ace of spades in the same 12 months) or ‘serbian genocide denier’.

    Then there is Ludwig…

    Anyway, hope this good for a laugh.

    We have a very cool new SERBIAN, sorry, feature in LGF Pages today; to help you easily pick appropriate tags for your BREITBART SHIT WHORES , excuse me, Pages, we now have a magical GELLER TITS, pardon, “Suggest Tags” button…

    I’m in a really bored.

    • ISTE says:

      You are bored?

      Well, someone who pays the Boiler Room Crew sent out a request for research and now we are all trying to look busy so we don’t have to do any work. Posting old videos is easy, and we get paid by the post.

  24. beed says:

    ElSuerte :
    Nightwish, never heard that style before. It’s interesting.

    You don’t really HEAR it – it’s more like it’s digging its way through your ear canal and into your hypophysis by rotating a needle.

    • ISTE says:

      Nightwish is Tarja and was Tarja.

      When they split that was devastation.

      Here is Tarja doing “The Phantom” in 2008, after Nightwish threw her out.

      The band is crap, but you realise her voice is real.

      For anyone here that says she is old, she is 34, and in her prime.

    • ElSuerte says:

      OMG! It’s sonic AIDS

      Here’s one of my favorite songs

      • ISTE says:

        Several years ago I visited Cuba.

        I very nearly did not get on the flight back home.

        All politics aside, I wish I had stayed there.

        Everyone was smiles…

  25. ElSuerte says:

    All I know about euro metal is pretty much from DethClock

    • beed says:

      All I know about DethClock is pretty much from you.

      • ISTE says:

        I like singing, DethClock isn’t much singing so I am not liking.

        Abba is singing, I like Abba!

        Do you know Abba?

      • ElSuerte says:

        Abba’s alright.

        Dethklok is a cartoon about a death metal band, and later made a real life band based on it and released a couple of albums and did some tours.

        The music isn’t my taste, but the cartoon is pretty funny if you like dark stuff. The band features bikering Swedish and Norwegian guitarists. There is even an entire episode dedicated to dickishness.

  26. beed says:

    ISTE :
    I like singing, DethClock isn’t much singing so I am not liking.
    Abba is singing, I like Abba!
    Do you know Abba?

    Yes. ABBA was a famous Swedish rock and roll band in the 60’s. They won the Belgian Grand Prix in 1971, mainly due to the four sexy ladies in the band who really knew how to shake their tip jar. Their greatest hit was “Spirit In The Sky”.

  27. Someone says:

    I posted on LGF off and on beginning in late 2009 I believe and stopped sometime in 2010. I actually had some agreement with CJ about the direction of the Republican Party but I checked out when it was clear to me the site was nothing more than a left wing echo chamber and a contest to see who could agree with CJ the most enthusiastically.

  28. ISTE says:

    OK, Where the fuck do we get one of these.

    This video was 1955 so I would think we can get one cheap now.

    I want to hang someone wearing a chicken suit in it and see what happens at Mach 2.

    http://www.britishpathe.com/record.php?id=11719

    If we can’t get a windy tunnel can we get something that makes the whooosy noise?

  29. Archonix says:

    ISTE :
    Nightwish is Tarja and was Tarja.
    When they split that was devastation.

    Hey now, the new gal Nightwish got has a pretty good voice. There were creative differences.

    Besides, you can still get lots of lovely Tarja on youtube. Here she is doing an Enya impression. In Finnish.

  30. Lord Nazh says:

    Still have one sock there; but I ain’t a’telling ya who it is 🙂

    • garycooper says:

      I remember when Tarja was posting at LGF, and trying to make a ruckus. Or was that Gjelda? Giardia? Kjellgore? Hejdafund? Something like that, anyway.

  31. garycooper says:

    Something different from Tarja rockin’ the Enya-esque. 😉

    Still recovering from last night’s monster win over the Damned Yankees. Need more coffee and rock music. Go Tigers, ummkay?

  32. Voltaires Crack says:

    Any trout sightings in the last day? Seems he’s on the outside looking in right now, having come down on the ‘wrong’ side of the occupiers.

  33. garycooper says:

    “…you’re whisked back to a time long past, when registration windows were announced, and netizens poured through the gates like Black Friday at Walmart.”

    Heheh…yeah, those were the days, eh Chunky? Some people actually cared about the thing, besides us mockers. People on both sides of the political aisle, even. Now, it’s just a brackish backwater, slowly drying up in the pitiless sun of the California desert, the husks of desiccated lizards strewn about like fallen autumn leaves. And the new hatchlings, few as they are, look very much like the people you encounter late at night at Walmart. It’s gross!

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

  34. Voltaires Crack says:

    Found him.

    274 Killgore Trout Fri, Oct 7, 2011 7:44:21am

    2
    down
    up
    report

    re:

    #245 reine.de.tout

    And I see from yesterday evening that Killgore has become a radical right-wing radical.

    *snort*
    As if.

    Yes, it true.

    He’s presently posting videos/pics of commies and the confused embarrassing themselves. Except for a few, the other lizards are not amused.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Ah, well. reine used to be sane. I wish her all the best.

      Still, I wonder how she likes the new, improved, more RACIST LGF, where “Uncle Tom” and “Oreo” are approved appellations for a successful businessman and Presidential candidate who happens to be black. Hurled by white-as-sheets haters, BTW, just like Kilgore’s midnight ride to Hot Air.

      The New Civility has really taken a toll on the Old Sanity.

      /wavees at the real stalkers

      • Beau Nerd says:

        Actually, she was conditionally sane. And not too bright. Like Alouette. Ludwig is conditionally sane (about Israel), and so is Ron Paul (about the economy).

        Oh, hell. Let me go full Godwin: Hitler was right about the Bolsheviks. Everything he said about them was true.

    • Daedalus says:

      I’m loving it. LGF is having an internal fight between Progressives and Neo-Stalinists.

      Leftist family feuds are fun!

  35. Daedalus says:

    ChenZhen :

    Yep, there’s a code for the place:

    6147718 31778 485 Gus 802 Sat, Nov 1, 2008 10:38:07pm

    Hatchlings should always take a minimalist approach.

    /it’s not a cult

    That is a feudalist attitude.

  36. Daedalus says:

    OldLineTexan :

    Ah, well. reine used to be sane. I wish her all the best.

    Still, I wonder how she likes the new, improved, more RACIST LGF, where “Uncle Tom” and “Oreo” are approved appellations for a successful businessman and Presidential candidate who happens to be black. Hurled by white-as-sheets haters, BTW, just like Kilgore’s midnight ride to Hot Air.

    The New Civility has really taken a toll on the Old Sanity.

    /wavees at the real stalkers

    Don’t forget Gus802 talking about inbreds.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Even Gus finally flounced. What he was upset about I don’t know. The irrational hatred of the US is growing there every day, so he should have felt at home.

      • jd says:

        Posting on LGF has to wrap people a bit. they end up with crooked smiles from not being able to tell the truth.

  37. beed says:

    I’m not saying his wife is burly…

    382 Shropshire_Slasher
    Fri, Oct 7, 2011 9:20:55am 463downupreport

    I like to buy the big log ‘o cookie dough and put it down my pants when I get home, my wife tears my pants off like we were honeymooners!

    …but there is a chance she is on the husky side.

  38. Daedalus says:

    OldLineTexan :

    Even Gus finally flounced. What he was upset about I don’t know. The irrational hatred of the US is growing there every day, so he should have felt at home.

    That’s a good question.

  39. garycooper says:

    What if Gus and Killgore end up here? Wouldn’t that be something? And by “something,” I mean “ridiculous.”

    I just wish we had gotten Sharmuta to join up, instead of her going on her pilgrimage to Tibet. We could have put her some enlightenment, and she could have told some tales out of school, about the inner-workings of the Culver City bunker.

    • Arachne says:

      I know we’re supposed to accept everyone who wants to mock Charles, but I’d be way too suspect of KKKilgore and Gus, especially the former.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Poor Kilgore is going to get expelled from the moonbat body politic like the capitalist pustule that he is. Karma!

  40. beed says:

    Internet will forever know that the little lizard known as Shropshire_Slasher needs to jam 8 pounds of cookie dough down his pants to get his wife anywhere near his penis.

    • garycooper says:

      As bad as that is, it’s still not as rough as what that Assburgers Guy (PLL) does to get his jollies. I’m not even going to go into it, as this is a family forum.

      Suffice it to say, it involves raw hamburger and bicycle shorts.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Summer sausage is better for you than raw cookie dough.

  42. Arachne says:

    dwells38 :

    This is what’s scary about leftists. They have no problem with physical intimidation and creepy totalitarian tactics.

    And some of the protesters are obviously not well-heeled, irrational, angry and appear to be looking to hurt someone wearing a suit.

    Nice leftist bed you’re laying in there CJ.

    Rush mentioned yesterday that was video or audio somewhere of a reporter interviewing one of these assholes, who was upset about how the banks got “Free Money” from TARP. (Of course said asshole knows NOTHING about the circumstances of the strong-arm tactics by Paulsen at Treasury for them to accept the money.) The reporter advised the individual that, in fact the big banks HAD paid back the TARP money, with interest. The individual said “Really? Then I’m done here” and got up and walked away. Well, I’ll give him credit. Misinformed, yes, but at least he had a cogent “principle” he was espousing.

    The rest of them are bums with nothing better to do. Oh, except smear Jews.

    • Beau Nerd says:

      Yeah. “Banker” is dogwhistle for…?

      • Arachne says:

        Lord, who knows. This is going to be a fun thing for them all to do until the temperature drops or the rainy season arrives and they find out that living like the Homeless in a major metropolitan area is not that 1960’s commune life reincarnated.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Jew don’t suppose…….

      • Beau Nerd says:

        Arachne, that was a very common Nazi euphemism. There wasn’t much doubt that when they said “banker”, they meant “Jew”. Ignore all those Swiss bankers…

  43. “Very difficult to have less experience than Obama”

  44. Life of Brian remake starring some fat slob.

  45. Arachne says:

    “I’m a citizen” that goes home to Park Avenue every night and got to that location in a limousine.
    And they say Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mind-numbed robots……

  46. OldLineTexan says:

    Doppelganger :I’ll bet she can’t tell the dough from his johnson

    Yeah, some Johnsons are very doughy.

    Especially the racist-supporting Stalkers.

  47. poteen says:

    Check Charlie’s latest on the Value Voters Summit.

    Reading it you’d think that some Republican, Catholic priest of a politician boned him up the ass. ……………..And didn’t call back.

    • garycooper says:

      That’s exactly what happened. And not even the common courtesy of a reach-around. Poor widdle Chunky!