Charles, there is a new bike you need to take a look at…

It runs on POOP! No, this is not a joke…

Treehugger.com has the scoop, or shall we say, a gigantic shovel for all the shit…

Now every citizen of Culver City, nay, the world, can look to the Sage of Culver City for guidance in all things ecological and green. All Charles has to do is shove a 3/8 inch hose up his ass and roar down Culver Boulevard with not a care in the world.


29 Comments on “Charles, there is a new bike you need to take a look at…”

  1. The Osprey says:

    A bike powered by Little Green Poopballs. How appropos.

  2. Voltaires Crack says:

    OT: From last night.

    144 Killgore Trout Tue, Oct 4, 2011 8:34:56pm

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    Suck it up, moonbats. It’s not like I didn;t tell you that the protests were inititiated by the antisemites at adbusters, Anon, ANSWER, and the Marxists from World Workers Party, Socialist Alternative, Party for Socialism and Revolution, etc. You were warned and this is what you decided to support. Fuck you, Fuck your protests, and fuck your ignorant rabid instincts that led you to support this bullshit beyond all reason and common sense.

    Major downdings and a subsequent pile-on.

    It will be interesting to see how this turns out.

    • rightymouse says:

      Uhoh. Van Jones has been stoking the fires of the protests. Charles loves Van Jones. Trouble brewing?

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Damn, KT, you sound like me waning people about Obama’s friends and backers.

    • snowcrash says:

      Oh puhleeze, there isn’t a grass roots protest that Kilgore won’t say is infiltrated with some undesirable people or groups. He uses the same broad brush to paint ’em all. Kilgore isn’t thoughtful or discerning, everything he knows he got off the internet. He is an aging argumentative idiot.
      I want to say Occupy Wall Street has plenty of idiots,and a variety of issues, but the young man in this video gets it, IMO. Warning video is over loud and long and probably too political for this blog.

      • OldLineTexan says:

        Is this “Occupy” thing actually grassroots? Doesn’t seem like it; the majority of the individual interviews I’ve seen reek of “too stupid to plan grassroots protests”.

        Seriously, you’d have to go to LGF to see a bigger collection of deluded idjits regurgitating talking points.

      • snowcrash says:

        OLT, it sure doesn’t look like a grassroots thing anymore. BTW if you follow twitter #occupysesamestreet has to be the hashtag of the day. Some funny reading. My fav

    • gizbot7 says:

      Forgive me for being Captain Obvious, but anyone else saying that (perhaps except Icesleaze) would have been banned/put on timeout asap. But Chunk doesn’t play favorites. Riiiiight.

  3. garycooper says:

    What’s gotten into Trout-Man? Did he eat some Wheaties or something?

    Go get ’em, tiger. 😆

  4. garycooper says:

    http://tinyurl.com/6xcdf4l

    A moonbat can dream, eh?

    Someday, Gaia-rapers. Someday.

  5. Beau Nerd says:

    That’s just like greenies to get all bonery about poop powered stuff. We never talk about poop here.

    • garycooper says:

      Green poop!

      My Mom used to make these delicious Christmas cookies, that had this bonus quality the next day. I’m sorry…”holiday cookies.”

      P.S. BONER!!

  6. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Voltaires Crack :

    OT: From last night.

    144 Killgore Trout Tue, Oct 4, 2011 8:34:56pm

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    Suck it up, moonbats. It’s not like I didn;t tell you that the protests were inititiated by the antisemites at adbusters, Anon, ANSWER, and the Marxists from World Workers Party, Socialist Alternative, Party for Socialism and Revolution, etc. You were warned and this is what you decided to support. Fuck you, Fuck your protests, and fuck your ignorant rabid instincts that led you to support this bullshit beyond all reason and common sense.

    Major downdings and a subsequent pile-on.

    It will be interesting to see how this turns out.

    It won’t turn out to be anything. Killgore is Charles’ long-lost-short-bus-little-brother-in-spirit. Charles won’t let Killgore get out of control and Killgore will be back in no time talking about frogs and hummingbirds.

  7. beed says:

    KT is cool.

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    He’s seeing more and more of these videos. Just like everyone else is.

    He knows the House Rules on associations and support.

    I was a matter of time.

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    • William Standish Knowels says:

      It’s obvious that popular uprising is difficult, dirty (and I mean very dirty) work requiring a keen intellect, killer computer skills and comprehensive understanding of the Bill Of Rights, and economics.

  10. garycooper says:

    Actually, this is the vehicle I see as appropriate for the internal-combustionophobes and assorted asswipes at green-hysteric sites like LGF:
    http://tinyurl.com/y5c3z9

  11. garycooper says:

    Mr. Garrison’s bike in action, changing our lives and saving the planet:

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153051/flexi-grips

  12. Beau Nerd says:

    Bad spam filter. Bad.

  13. Alberta Oil Peon says:

    Sound like a truly shitty way to travel.