Welcome To LGF EchoPolling

Just when you thought it couldn’t get more inane at The Swamp, Charles Johnson out does himself. Now he’s reinvented PollDaddy, and is hawking it to his minions for their subblog entertainment. Nevermind that PollDaddy provides unscientific polling fun for bloggers and has no value whatsoever in the grand sandbox (i.e., “If you were a Gummy Bear, would you still love mermaids?”).

What is a “SubBlog” you ask? It’s a tedious blogging platform like that provided allowed by peeps like Charles Johnson for those too stupid to figure out free platforms like Blogspot, Tumblr or WorpDress on their own. It allows them to run their own pretend blogs that nobody reads, just like the rest of us do.

The main difference is that we don’t have the Sword of Icarus hovering over our willies.

What’s interesting is that Charlie decided to mess with common polling script, and our antennae are twitching a bit. Whereas PollDaddy is completely anonymous, does anyone trust Charles Johnson any more?

Who is the first to jump the shark and kiss the cork? Our buddy Gas812, and he posts it on his subblog for all the world to mock. He farts a poll to flush out hidden contrarians with a simple question:

“Who would you vote for today – Obama or Perry?”

Here are the comments first. Rightwingconspirator blows donkeys right out of the park, as he/she didn’t even read Gus’ questionnaire. Killgore fishes, jvic is a puss and Virginia Plain is a sock. RWC comes back for one more donkeyblow, and the game is over.

But Wait! There’s more!

Gus, you royal piece of embarrassing ignorance – you want some poll results? Here ya go, squamousbrain.


It’s way too easy to embed PollDaddy into blogs, so why didn’t Chuck do that? He didn’t re-invent the thing just for his lizards, and I suspect there may be some IP code captures in there as well. Too soon to tell.

Oh yeah. Here’s an anonymous poll. Have at it, Gus.

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180 Comments on “Welcome To LGF EchoPolling”

  1. beed says:

    Finally we get some sort of democracy around here!

    Vote long and vote hard. Vote Beed.

  2. beed says:

    This is bullshit. I should win this hands down.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Is Chuckles:

    A) Corpulent

    B) Husky

    C) Big Boned

    D) Fat Cheetos eating bastard

  4. OldLineTexan says:

    Thanks, Gus, for letting me vote in your poll. I still think you’re a dick, but I owed beed a favor so he got my vote.

    /flips racist Killgore Trout the bird. There aren’t any Perry supporters in your pathetic little mudhole because of Stalker Charles’ idiocy and you know it – kind of like how there are no comment moderators at Hot Air in the middle of the night when you finish your Stormfront posts and have some leftover “issues” to “work out”. Ass.

  5. Mandingo Warrior says:

    A poll for LGFers:

    Which is more titillating and erotic? The sight of:

    A.) CJ playing guitar?
    B.) Barack Obama giving a speech?
    C.) A bird?
    D.) A frog?

    Some tough choices there, loozards.

  6. garycooper says:

    Beed, because he’s a Swedish chef. “Børk Børk Børk!”

    Try the lutefisk.

  7. OldLineTexan says:

    Let’s get a Finnish chef. I want a reindeer steak.

  8. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    You need “all of the above”.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      REAL LGF polls always had “Ron Paul” as the last choice.

    • beed says:

      In middle school, somewhere in the midwest, I had a friend called Billy. After PE, we stood side by side at the urinals, and I notice Billy is troubled. He looks over at me and goes “damn, why is it that we can’t fart and pee at the same time?”.

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m not sure that’s strictly true. But George Carlin once observed “You ever fart and sneeze at the same time? You can’t do it, it’s like you’re afraid you’ll lose COMPLETE CONTROL, and wind up cleaning far more of the house than you originally intended.”

    • m says:

      It let me vote for all of them, lol.

  9. Remember when fatso had spacejesus come over here & f*ck with the end of the year polls?

    Yeah, this should be good revenge.

    Oh, and as for RWC, he is nothing more than a RT machine for fatso, never offering new insight. Check his twitter feed:
    http://twitter.com/#!/rw_conspirator

  10. dwells38 says:

    beed!….beed!…..beed!

  11. ISTE says:

    CuriousLurker understands how polls work. Polls identify who is an undesirable.

    8 CuriousLurker
    Wed, Sep 7, 2011 6:52:17am

    I wonder if these Perry votes will help identify some of the socks…

    If you vote for Rick Perry you must be a Republican supporter sock, let us eliminate all Republican supporters sock puppets from Little Green Footballs.

    (I dunno if I got the del tag right..)

    • Princess Natasha says:

      What she really meant to say is: “You are an infidel. Let us behead all infidels!” . She is a jihadi skank after all.

  12. garycooper says:

    One dark night outside a small town near Poulsbo, Washington,
    a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

    The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene,the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, “All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.”

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

    As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now
    $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company’s secret files.

    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone’s amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.

    Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.

    It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas.

    The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a
    Superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000,and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

    The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film,asking their chief, “What are you going to do with all that money?”

    “Vell,” said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief,
    “Da first ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!”

  13. garycooper says:

    The correct term is “mountain men,” not “hillbillies.” Please be respectful of our ridge-running, gradient-ghetto white-trash.

    Also, there is hope for Chunky, in terms of his finding a replacement love after the cold shoulder from Pamela. For every old shoe there’s a mate, as my Grandma used to say.
    http://tinyurl.com/42q9pub

  14. garycooper says:

    Chunky and his Islamic minions would be disgusted by this 9/11 coloring book, as is the head of CAIR (remember when Chunky used to mock CAIR on a near-daily basis?):

    You can buy your copy here: http://www.coloringbook.com/weshallneverforget911coloringbook.aspx

    • dwells38 says:

      And never failed to remind that they were unindicted co-conspirators in funding Hamas and Hezbollah which forced the FBI to stop working with them. And numerous other affiliations with jihadists. Their two co-founders by the FBI to be “intimately tied to the most senior Hamas leadership.” Even the feckless, useful idiot Barbara Boxer was forced to distance herself from them.

      But that’s not important now that America is threatened by right-wing extremists and their dapper suits, white teeth, tight blouses and folksy turns-of-phrases. Oh the humanity!

  15. Joost van den Vondel says:

    I think everybody should vote for beed, because he is such an ass, and as we all know, asses are dicks too.

  16. Lord Nazh says:

    Perry takes LGF and Beed wraps up dickishness … is this 2007?

  17. poteen says:

    There’s a page over there pointing to an article where Robert Fisk sort of blames the Jews for something. The page author, Alouette I think, ‘Fisks’ Fisk with a link to Elder of Ziyon.
    Is that allowed? I thought Elder was a racist or Islamophobe.///

  18. snowcrash says:

    I voted for beed because our dick is better than theirs.

  19. poteen says:

    I like Texicans.

  20. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    Spam weirod eats comments.

  21. charpete says:

    just the facts…no loozards were able to debunk, so they banned…

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  22. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    There’s a drunk elk in beed’s tree:

    http://www.thelocal.se/36002/20110907/

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I didn’t get here in time to post this on the last thread… but correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that a Gibson guitar that Charles is playing in those videos?

  24. Bunk X says:

    Perry’s at 57.1% over Obama on Gus’ poll.

    14 Decatur Deb Wed, Sep 7, 2011 8:25:18am replyquote
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    re: #13 LudwigVanQuixote

    well… all of those Perry votes.. can you say socks? I can definitely smell socks…

    Check for Republic of Texas IP addresses.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Testing..

  26. beed says:

    Speaking of gitters – this is how it’s done:

  27. garycooper says:

    *racist as fu@k

  28. ISTE says:

    Someone posted a great link at Little Green Footballs.

    8 000G
    Wed, Sep 7, 2011 11:57:52am replyquote 2downupreport

    Anders Breivik’s spider web of hate

    An analysis of the Norwegian killer’s manifesto reveals the online network that features in his paranoid universe

    [Link: http://www.guardian.co.uk…]

    Anders Breivik’s manifesto mapped

    [Link: http://www.guardian.co.uk…]

    The first link is http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/07/anders-breivik-hate-manifesto

    the second one is here.
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/interactive/2011/sep/07/norway-breivik-manifesto-mapped

    search for littlegreenfootballs onthe interactive thingy on the second link.

    LGF is right at the center.

    • Bottle E. Fluid says:

      67.8. Whatever that means. Somebody needs to find Nils.

    • Bottle E. Fluid says:

      BTW, a certain poster here has claimed that Ludwig is in fact an expert in that kind of network analysis. I’ve always doubted that. The fact that he hasn’t been all over this like yellow poo on a baby’s butt tends to support my position.

    • Emperor says:

      Most interesting thing is if you select LGF in the map, there are lines connecting LGF to all the other websites that this thing considers LGF to be linked with, I guess in terms of linking back and forth to each other.

      Hover over those sites that LGF is considered to be linked with, and here are some that stand out:

      jihadwatch.org
      gatesofvienna.blogspot.com
      brusselsjournal.com

      And so on.

      Will Charles Johnson contact the Guardian to retract this interactive feature, or at least whitewash his site from it, like he demanded that Forbes writer? I mean, he wrote one article there, so he must have tons of connections there! Can’t have anyone mentioning that LGF was referenced by Breivik.

  29. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    Weren’t we talking about this yesterday?

    Tip of the Day: A Gun is Not a Penis

  30. OldLineTexan says:

    I voted in your smelly little poll. I’d do it again, but I neglected to save the link.

    I’m not a “sock”. I just walked in the door you left open TO THE ENTIRE WORLD. If you had a place where I could’ve left my name, I would have.

    Dumbasses.

    /flips LGF the middle finger

  31. OldLineTexan says:

    I also voted for beed to be a dick, because there are enough Scandinavian pussies already.

    So there. Mystery solved! On to your regular concerns, like how to clean semen and crack residue stains off chicken costumes.

  32. Zeus Crankypants says:

    OldLineTexan :

    I also voted for beed to be a dick, because there are enough Scandinavian pussies already.

    So there. Mystery solved! On to your regular concerns, like how to clean semen and crack residue stains off chicken costumes.

    Leave Beed alone. Pick on someone else. He’s mine.

  33. beed says:

    Now would be a good time to shut down the poll. We have a worthy whiner.

  34. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    Beed and breakfast:

  35. Bunk X says:

    An afternoon downding storm has begun.

    84 Beltboy Wed, Sep 7, 2011 1:38:35pm replyquote
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    re: #68 SteelPH

    Palin said “target”
    Hoffa said “take the son of a bitches out”.
    Both meant “vote”. But Hoffa is OK because he actually said “vote”.
    Lemme guess– you’re one of the people that actually NEED that warning on the McDonald’s cup of coffee that says “caution: contents hot”

  36. beed says:

    Bottle E. Fluid :
    Weren’t we talking about this yesterday?
    Tip of the Day: A Gun is Not a Penis

    I dunno. The similarities are plenty: You can have fun with it. You can threaten with it. And if you’re not careful, you might harm yourself or others.

  37. Bagua says:

    Emperor :
    Most interesting thing is if you select LGF in the map, there are lines connecting LGF to all the other websites that this thing considers LGF to be linked with, I guess in terms of linking back and forth to each other.
    Hover over those sites that LGF is considered to be linked with, and here are some that stand out:
    jihadwatch.org
    gatesofvienna.blogspot.com
    brusselsjournal.com
    And so on.
    Will Charles Johnson contact the Guardian to retract this interactive feature, or at least whitewash his site from it, like he demanded that Forbes writer? I mean, he wrote one article there, so he must have tons of connections there! Can’t have anyone mentioning that LGF was referenced by Breivik.

    Your friendly neighbourhood Bagua was scolded for pointing out the LGF – Breivik connection.

    • Bunk X says:

      Nobody denied there was a connection, but it wasn’t the cause of Breivik’s actions.

    • Bottle E. Fluid says:

      The problem wasn’t talking about the connection, the problem was suggesting that Johnson was in some sort of legal jeopardy.

      • Bagua says:

        Concealing evidence in a mass-murder investigation can definitely lead to legal jeopardy.

        Charles needs to restore all those thread with their thousands of comments, and open free access to the millions behind the wall.

        What is he hiding?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        All kinds of things, but he hid the comments way before Breivik came on the scene, did he not?

      • Bottle E. Fluid says:

        Oh, Jesus Christ. WHAT FUCKING EVIDENCE?????

      • Bottle E. Fluid says:

        I mean really. Somebody on a blog says “booger”. ALERT INTERPOL! SOMEBODY SAID “BOOGER”!!!!!11

  38. dwells38 says:

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    How does Michele Bachmann operate a Blackberry with fingernails like that?

    The guy plays jazz guitar and he can’t imagine how a woman types on her blackberry with nails. Gosh Charles I suppose none of them can play guitar either with those crazy lady nails? Ever heard of Flamenco style?

  39. Bunk X says:

    Joost van den Vondel :
    Swedes are ambidextrous.

    True. They can live on land AND sea, but they breed in the water.

  40. dwells38 says:

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    By the way guys on a more serious note, I could use your fellow lizards prayers because my ipod managed to get wet somehow through its case, and its not working at the moment.

    An poster is asking “on a serious note” for PRAYERS! for his trashed ipod on LGF?

    First off dude some people have cancer, others are out-of-work or have sick children. Your frickin’ ipod is pretty far down on the list.

    Secondly you need to make a Du’a al-mas’alah which is to ask for fulfillment of a need Muslim-style on LGF. That whole prayer thing is kind of like, you know ignorant Christo-bigot, creationist, fundie kind of bad crazy weirdness. Hopefully Charles lets it pass. This time.

    • William Standish Knowels says:

      Jameshitcat finds him in the foxhole of life.
      shitcat…put it in the dryer on knit cycle, by itself for, oh I think about 45 min. Trust me it will work.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I dropped my I-phone in the toilet (yep.) Put it in a ziplock baggie of dry rice overnight. The rice will pull the moisture out.

    • Bunk X says:

      JamesAsshat should dip it in bleach before he does anything else.

      • ISTE says:

        bunk, it just depends whose toilet he dropped it in. If it was his own then he will be ok.

        Everyone knows that your own shit is not poisonous.

        Other peoples shit has germs in it.

      • Bunk X says:

        He could do like Keith Kruse did when he dropped his wallet in the crapper after Friday band practice. Just put it in the saxophone case and pretend nothing happened until Monday.

  41. Bunk X says:

    “In some good news, we learned tonight that the Republican Party finally accepts the discoveries made by Galileo.”
    –Charles Johnson 7 September 2011

    What a smarmy asshole.

  42. Bagua says:

    Bunk X :
    Nobody denied there was a connection, but it wasn’t the cause of Breivik’s actions.

    I never said Charles Johnson’s LittleGreenFootballs was the cause of Breivik’s actions. That wasn’t my point at all.

    I said the Norwegian police were interested in talking to people cited by Breivik in his manifesto as they investigate the extent of the alleged Templar terrorist group that Breivik claimed to be a part of.

    Fjordman came out of anonymity to give evidence which demonstrated that he was in no way part of the conspiracy or sheltering anyone who was.

    Charles Johnson on the other hand deleted whole threads with thousands of comments, and is concealing millions of comments from public view. He is doing the opposite of helping the Norwegian police with their Breivik investigation.

    • Bunk X says:

      Doesn’t matter at all. Charles is not a citizen of that country, and he doesn’t have to comply with their laws. Even if he did, there’s not much there to go on that hasn’t been posted elsewhere. They’ve got the culprit.

    • Bunk X says:

      Fjordman came out of anonymity because he knew they would ID him eventually anyway. Now he’s got to go into hiding as a lot of dangerous people want him dead.

    • poteen says:

      If Norwegian authorities wanted to talk to him they could. They may have. If they had and found nothing Charlie would headline that right away. If they did find something, he lawyers up and nothing comes out until it hits a courtroom. If all they want is access to confirm what Breivik posted at LGF, Charlie gives it to them and says nothing.
      In most scenarios we hear nothing.

      • Bagua says:

        Solitary Confinement?

      • Bunk X says:

        I’d prefer that over communal property.

      • ISTE says:

        One day we are going to do another “panty raid” over at Little Green Footballs to see if he has recently hidden anything. We did one a week after Breivik was arrested and Charles had not hidden anything more.

        Panty raids are different to strawberry picking. Strawberry picking is done slowly and carefully so as to get the juicy morsels without being noticed.

        A panty raid is fast and furious where we grab as much as we can as fast as possible. A really good raid actually shows up as a large blip in Little Green Footballs daily statistics.
        😉

      • Bagua says:

        I have it on good authority that the Norwegian police are also interested in panties.

        Don’t ask how…

      • poteen says:

        Don’t steal the strawberry colored panties. :(D

  43. dwells38 says:

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    “Global caliphate!” Drink!

    Har dee har!!! Oh yeah that’s a good one!!! Oh wait…..

    “There was still quite a bit of political eggshell-walking, but this marks the first time that Bush has identified and described the real goals of radical Islam—to re-establish the mythical caliphate and the global dominance of Islam.”

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/17785_The_Politics_of_Fighting_Radical_Islam/comments/

    Who said this?? Why would anyone blog about this unless they’re some right-wing whack-job bigot?

  44. swamprat says:

    Fjordman/37 documents with 14 lines inbound and 98 lines outbound with a total rating of 55.1

    littlegreenfootballs with 23 documents having 27 lines inbound and 9 lines outbound for a total rating of 67.8

    Atlas 11 documents, 22 in / 9 out; rating =63.8

    vlaams 1 document, 0 in 1 out ; rating 0

    Drama- less numbers minus the ‘blood on your hands’ bs rhetoric

    read’em and weep

    why is it that the blogs whom charles maligned are not hiding their past posts while the oh- so- innocent- and- maligned charles has the internet shredder working overtime?

    When was the last time pam sent willing and immoral lackeys to amazon to trash a book no one had even read? These same idiots hold themselves morally superior because they wouldn’t allow waterboarding to save lives, but not so superior that they wouldn’t blatantly lie just because they were asked to. The tough decisions they smugly proclaim without hesitation while they sell their own honor for spit.

    Look at yourselves. Is this what you set out to be?

    You can just stop, any time.

  45. Calo says:

    I have no comment other than, just wow KT.

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    And yes, this is the first time the word “motherfucker” has appeared on the LGF front page. It just seems to fit.

    Fathers are so discriminated against in our culture

  46. Bagua says:

    Bunk X :
    Doesn’t matter at all. Charles is not a citizen of that country, and he doesn’t have to comply with their laws. Even if he did, there’s not much there to go on that hasn’t been posted elsewhere. They’ve got the culprit.

    The case is Sol ‘ved?

  47. Bagua says:

    Bottle E. Fluid :
    Oh, Jesus Christ. WHAT FUCKING EVIDENCE?????

    How would I know when the threads are deleted and the comments are hidden from the public?

    Someone in this rooom knows more about the murder than they are saying!