2001 – A Spaz Oddity

103 Comments on “2001 – A Spaz Oddity”

  1. Lord Nazh says:

    Slow day eh? Happy Labor Day 🙂

  2. ChenZhen says:

    ROTFLMAO at the pics on the wall.

  3. Bunk X says:

    I blame Calo for the challenge, but at least It kept me out of trouble yesterday.

  4. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    Where are the bottles of … umm … ?

  5. garycooper says:

    That’s the funniest cartoon I’ve seen in ages. Eggsellent work! 😆

  6. Daedalus says:

    This is too funny!

  7. swamprat says:

    Personally, I have a fear of wombats hiding in the fridge and eating all my leftover pizza.

  8. snowcrash says:

    Dang Bunk, you have some fine talent there! Seriously very nice work. The little details add to the fun.

    • Bunk X says:

      TY. I’m getting tired of doing this stuff with MSPaint, so I downloaded GIMP. Haven’t installed it or tried it out yet. Gotta catch up with stuff over here.

      • Bottle E. Fluid says:

        GIMP is open source photoshop. It’s an image editor, not that great for creating images. I think there are OS Adobe Illustrator wannabees out there that are probably a lot better for making images.

      • Bunk X says:

        I’m just looking for something better. I sketch stuff in pencil or ink, scan it, crop and enhance with Roxio photo suite, clean and and color them up with MSPaint. I’m too cheap to buy a REAL graphics program.

      • Bottle E. Fluid says:

        Then GIMP’s probably perfect.

  9. Hugh G. Rection says:

    That was hi-larious. Except Sharmuta wanted to be the one clamping down on his penis.

  10. Doppelganger says:

    that was then.

    now he would welcome any life form heading in that general direction

  11. Hugh G. Rection says:

    I love the photos of Atlas Jugs on the wall. I am living up to my nic.

  12. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Doppelganger :
    that was then.
    now he would welcome any life form heading in that general direction

    Even Eye-rash Rose?

  13. Bottle E. Fluid says:

    Where’d the slippers come from?

  14. Well, this certainly made my day 🙂

  15. Doppelganger says:

    Bring out the GIMP

    I think the GIMP’s sleeping.

    Well, I guess you better go wake him up now….

  16. Pakimon says:

    From the previous thread:

    poteen :
    He’s so strong! He’s got a Mossberg you know. A substitute for the phallus he wishes he was born with.

    What’s Chunky going to do if venomous reptiles clamp onto his “Mossberg” with their poisonous fangs and thrash about?!

  17. Pakimon says:

    Just noticed that comment was made in 2001.

    Nowadays, he just has to worry about furries clamping onto his penis and thrashing about. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      What’s ironic is that that comment was made long before they began calling themselves lizards. The venomous ones are all over here now, but we’re kicking his ass instead.

  18. Pakimon says:

    Speaking of “Atlas Juggs”:

  19. Doppelganger says:

    his lizards are heading straight for his rectum, not his pecker

  20. garycooper says:

    That cartoon put me in mind of the psychotic-depressive Jon, in the “Garfield Minus Garfield” strip. Then I went and looked at the site, and what should I find but a linked alternate-universe where Jon is getting calls from Pam Geller!

    Curiouser and curiouser: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqji4brjnq1qz8z2ro1_500.png

  21. ISTE says:

    Here we go!

    256 Charles
    Mon, Sep 5, 2011 6:09:42pm
    re: #251 ConservativeMe

    This is the problem with being a minority voice. I gets too much attention. I was responding to someone who says hypocrisy doesn’t bother them that much.

    It bothers a lot of people, something I demonstrated with that post. No grousing going on, just illumination.

    Why am I getting the feeling you might have had an account at LGF before this one?

    • ISTE says:

      Oh dear, is the corolator tool broken? he asks..

      267 ConservativeMe
      Mon, Sep 5, 2011 6:13:52pm replyquote 0downupreport

      re: #256 Charles

      I don’t know.

      Can’t you check something like that?

      If you’d rather I didn’t comment just say so and I’ll delete and go on my merry way.

    • TreBob says:

      Look out there big guy. No independent thought allowed in the echo chamber.

  22. garycooper says:

    I have to say, this depiction of Chunky’s living-space is a bit nicer and neater than the one I imagined, given his overall mental-slovenliness. My mental-pic is more like this:


  23. Pakimon says:

    ISTE :
    The tension is mounting…..

    277 Charles
    Mon, Sep 5, 2011 6:17:01pm
    That smell is getting stronger.

    Hey Chunky!

    That smell is gas that’s emanating from betwixt your massive gamey buttocks.

    A steady Cheetos diet has a tendency to cause that.

  24. ISTE says:

    Calo’s boyfriend is grilling tonight.

    Guess what he is serving,his special buttocks!

    402 Dark_Falcon
    Mon, Sep 5, 2011 7:10:01pm
    I see we just had a flounce. Thankfully, I do have some charcoal tonight, so I’ll on with a Labor Day Troll-B-Q. For a special treat tonight, the dessert will be Chocolate-Dipped Martyr Cookies.

    • Bunk X says:

      The best part was ConservativeMe totally ignored Obdicunt.

    • Calo says:

      Chocolate, yum!
      DF, loving you is pure delight. Even looking at your avatar is. I feel like a child at the window of a candy store, I look at your posts and I can’t but help think of all the sweet surprises waiting for me when you join me on DoD. It will be perfect happiness knowing the pleasures of our screens meeting will be ours to share for as long as we like. Pure chocolate delight, and I want you to know that I will never stop wanting your sweet surprises grilled medium rare please.

      • ISTE says:

        Calo, you just made Bunk moist. That was pure Mills and Boon.

      • Bunk X says:

        With Peek Freans.

      • ISTE says:

        Chicagoland is in a major flyway, so it sees many thousands of Canadian Geese pass stop by during their migration of the spring and fall. So I have a small number of ‘honk’ jokes to make light of the sometimes troublesome geese.

        Hey Calo, you can sit in bed holding hands with Dork while you both eat chocolate and he tells you his honk jokes.

        The rest of us will have beer and cake and laugh.

      • Bottle E. Fluid says:

        Bunkin-Hines lutefisk cake. So moist, you could stick a fork in it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Ojoe just summarized ConservativeMe’s point. Let’s see who attacks him.

  25. poteen says:

    Twilight Zone—5 characters in search of an exit.

    I think someone here mentioned that before. So fitting. They just don’t know how little they are.

  26. poteen says:

    422 Charles Mon, Sep 5, 2011 7:16:36pm


    I’m disappointed. We never got to see the voluminous research supporting “ConservativeMe’s” claim that heavily armed neighborhoods are so much safer.

    Lucky that, ‘eh you chicken shit?

  27. ISTE says:

    Bunk X :
    Dang. We could have used that sock.

    Yeah, if anyone else feels like flouncing just let us borrow your sock for a day. Then you can log back in and flounce.

    There is a Bulgarian who needs to look something up in Charles’ database…

    • swamprat says:

      If you guys would quit burning your socks, you might make headway.

      The hilarious part is that nowadays ANY registration is viewed as suspicious. And it should be, for there is no attraction to a site with no new topics, no new insights, no tolerance for any thoughts or comments outside of the commonality, no debate, no outside information tolerated, no disagreeing with the host or the ruling clique, no acknoledgement when a commonly held belief is effectly shown to be false.

      A site that has been thoroughly discredited as being dishonest, deceitful and untrustworthy.

      It is a hermeticly sealed, closed environment; a leftwing enclosed terrarium that rightfully suspects all newcomers.

      • ISTE says:

        Hey, we don’t burn our socks, we well….

        Sort of, occasionally, not very often get our hands caught in the cookie jar, if you get my drift… 😉

      • poteen says:

        ISTE :
        Hey, we don’t burn our socks, we well….
        Sort of, occasionally, not very often get our hands caught in the cookie jar, if you get my drift…

        Charlie said he smelled that last one.
        Maybe you should wash your socks once in a while. 🙂


  28. swamprat says:

    I remember when charles would only bounce someone if their comments endangered his blog either legally or by soiling its reputation.

    All pretenses have long gone at this point.

  29. Bunk X says:

    456 Gus 802 Mon, Sep 5, 2011 7:35:38pm
    Radar on.

    That dogwhistle means Gas is reading us…

  30. swamprat says:

    He must be going for for the gun thing because the most hyperbolic global warming claims have been discarded by the thinking public, leaving only the ravers, while the rest are waiting for sensible data and realistic, verifiable, predictions.

    Of course, charles could defend his gun position by posting data that clearly shows positive results from gun control regulations. It is such a widely promoted issue that I am sure there is plenty of data to back up his claims. He can probably find it on the same sites that say that home schooled children are less educated than those from the public system.

    Or that the christian “dominionists” are a terrible threat to America especially compared to the islamic kind.

    Hint; Glenn Beck doesn’t hold the American franchise on illogical crazy rants.

  31. dwells38 says:

    Charles’ latest post is particularly a hoot. I think he literally hyperventilated when he wrote it. First he tries to say that Fox News somehow doctored Hoffa’s overblown rhetoric about the GOP and Tea Partiers to sound like a literal call to violence. Then bizarrely claims ABC carried the same quote but didn’t doctor the video. And claims right wing blogs are going nuts about all this.

    Charles. Calm down. In with the good air, out with the bad.

    None of us on the right actually think the teamster president is advocating shooting people. What we’re pissed about is the double standard. When some actual nutcase shoots a congresswoman you say it’s Palin’s fault because she uses targets (meaning target these districts for POLITICAL victory, not gun down the reps). But when Trumka talks about taking people out and going to war against them you seemingly have no problem with that. Yes I know he didn’t mean go out and kill every Tea Partier you can find. Isn’t it just as possible a leftwing NUTCASE might take the overblown rhetoric and do violence too? Especially considering President Obama was standing right there waiting to speak and smiling approvingly?

    And when Maxine Waters says the Tea Party can go straight to hell, don’t you think that’s a bit much after the entire left just moaned on all the talk shows a few short weeks ago how the tone needs to be more civil? Even CNN’s John King asked her if she really thought that was going to help. Is he a right-wing loon?

    • swamprat says:

      Civility and gun rights for me, but naught of these for thee.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yeah, exactly. Trumka could’ve left out the edited sentence about voting in the first place, and civil persons would have known he wasn’t invoking actual violence, because that’s not how we do things in this country. Duh. Lefties are projecting again.

  32. Alberta Oil Peon says:

    Bunk X :
    With Peek Freans.

    Peek Freans. It’s the same as Peak Oil, but with crumbs.

  33. Princess Natasha says:

    OMFG… Johnson is so goddamn stupid it is kind of sad… I’d love to see what that brainless blob of hydrogenated lard will say when Ofuckbag is out of office and all the Chicago thugs are in prison….

  34. ISTE says:

    I was going to do something really useful but…

    Dork_Falcon is just about ready to run and hide under his blankie.

    610 Dark_Falcon
    Mon, Sep 5, 2011 9:33:38pm replyquote 0downupreport

    re: #606 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

    Do you ever stop pointing and crying?

    Predictable Troller is predictable.

    I am not sure who Dork_Falcon called a troll, but he is going to get a new asshole! (Dork that is, unless he runs away first)

    • Calo says:

      Somebody is messing with your desktop ISTE
      Operational note: these sections may be taken out of numerical sequence

    • ISTE says:

      Cancel that.

      Now everyone has kissed and made up and Floral Giraffe is asking to be beaten and abused.

      Oh well, while someone is pretending to abuse a woman they are not doing it to an actual woman in real life. Or are they?

      13 Floral Giraffe
      Mon, Sep 5, 2011 10:05:09pm

      re: #8 Dark_Falcon


      Yes, I do.

      More, please?

      • ISTE says:


        29 Dark_Falcon
        Mon, Sep 5, 2011 10:25:38pm

        re: #13 Floral Giraffe

        More, please?

        Certainly, ma’am!


        Hey Dork_Falcon, you really are not doing anything wrong when you type stuff like that to women. Well, it isn’t wrong unless it gives you a woody.

        Dork.. Dork? What is that you are hiding?

      • ISTE says:

        They are reading us here!

        34 Slumbering Behemoth
        Mon, Sep 5, 2011 10:40:48pm

        re: #17 Floral Giraffe

        Back in the day, a buddy of mine used to patronize this strip club in our neighborhood frequently, so I went with him one night.

        Now I talk a lot of shit here, but I’m not a big fan. Strip clubs have a way of awakening an appetite without bedding it down. Who needs that kind of frustration?

        Anyway, one gal gets on stage and reaches back for a self-SMACK.

        I turned, looked at my buddy and said “I’m getting the fuck out of here, ‘cuz if she’s gonna spank it (pointing at her), I’m gonna spank it (pointing at a part of my own anatomy), and nobody wants to see that”.

        This is what Little Green Footballs has become.


        (but funny…………)

    • gizbot7 says:

      ISTE :
      I was going to do something really useful but…
      Dork_Falcon is just about ready to run and hide under his blankie.

      610 Dark_Falcon
      Mon, Sep 5, 2011 9:33:38pm replyquote 0downupreport
      re: #606 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

      Do you ever stop pointing and crying?

      Predictable Troller is predictable.

      Does OhCrap ever stop pointing and bitching?

      • ISTE says:

        Sometimes OhCrap is very, very racist.

        But mostly she just points and bitches and makes our cuddly Dork feel sad.

  35. Minnow says:

    Dork…. little Dork… we have tried so hard with you (and yes, my name has changed – but I did post way out of my way for you). But, no, it has come and gone. Now, you are nothing but a douchebag.

    That is it. – And, you may ask WHO’S douchebag?

    And isn’t that sad?


    Welcome to reality you loser.

    • ISTE says:


      40 Dark_Falcon
      Mon, Sep 5, 2011 11:07:03pm

      Well I’m out of things to say for the night, so I’m going to turn in. Goodnight, all.

      I thought he was going to stay up all night.

      [Flips Dork_Falcon the bird with both hands….]

  36. Stupid R Us says:

    When Charles Johnson finally decides to quit there are plenty more really stupid “bloggers” out there.

    We can have fun for years.

    A sample.

    The 9/11 babies: youngest legacies to fathers they never knew. When the planes slammed into the World Trade Center on September 11, more than 100 unborn children were instantly orphaned.

    Guess who.

  37. garycooper says:

    Happy Birthday, Freddie Mercury!

  38. PeteP says:

    The cartoons are great. Made my day!!