The “Retweet” Braggart is Silenced

If posted a few months ago, @lizardoid would have undoubtedly bragged (both on twitter and in his comment section) about the number of “retweets” this thread received:

But today, we noticed that, nearly 24 hours later…not a peep.  Why? Well, probably because it still hasn’t surpassed Killgore’s riveting page:

Heh™

P.S. For the bit.ly stats for that Geller thread, click here.


65 Comments on “The “Retweet” Braggart is Silenced”

  1. Lord Nazh says:

    It did make 100 tweets; I think that’s his best (actual tweets)

    • ChenZhen says:

      You may be right.

      Then again, I don’t think that the bit.ly stats page counts the actual tweets accurately either. The whole thing is pretty much a joke. Hence, the LOLs

      The code for a proper tweet counter is provided by twitter and, as far as I know, free for web designers everywhere. Johnson refuses to use it for whatever reason.

  2. Beau Gus says:

    Interesting that 56% of the retweets are from the Netherlands. Beed? Are you forking with Chuck’s head?

  3. Beau Gus says:

    Moral of the story: More people are about the sex lives of frogs than Chuck’s psychosexual issues with Pam.

  4. Beau Gus says:

    Make that “care about”.

    • Basement Cat says:

      Yup.

      If frogs succeed in breeding, then there are more frogs, and we can eat ’em. More frogs also means fewer flying insects, and many of us seriously hate those. Especially flies and mosquitoes.

      If CJ fails to be able to breed, who cares?

  5. poteen says:

    Chen. You and ISTE, being the wizards in control of the World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine and Masters of the Pie Chart, ought to do one that shows how many remaining Puddle Poliwogs have declared themselves to be Muslim converts, homosexual(converts?), slug farmers, hookers or amphibian porn enthusiasts. Strictly for scientific and general blog classification purposes you know./

  6. Zeus Crankypants says:

    See how easy it is to play the same game.

    “Charles Johnson deletes LGF posts to conceal his anti-Islamic rhetoric that lead to violent actions by Anders Breivik.”

    Keep the laughs coming Charles…

    http://diaryofdaedalus.com/2011/07/27/little-green-footballs-anders-breiviks-and-the-united-states-blog-based-anti-jihad-movement/

  7. beed says:

    I never thought I’d see the day when immoderate muslims would gleefully retweet Charles Johnson.

  8. King Minos says:

    beed :

    I never thought I’d see the day when immoderate muslims would gleefully retweet Charles Johnson.

    CJ and CAIR are bff’s

  9. dwells38 says:

    Can he be serious when his own blog is cited as an information source in the violent nutcase’s manifesto?

    So it’s OK for Charles to post info about violent Islamist attacks on his blog for nearly a decade. But not for Pam.

    And it’s OK for Charles to delete, suppress (to non-brainwashed visitors) and even rewrite posts in order to make them more ‘accurate’. But not Pam.

    OK we got the double standard du jour now. Ready to proceed.

  10. Emperor says:

    This is the song that Ludwig serenades Miss Ssss with:

  11. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Thousands of tweets. A record of tweets!

  12. Mandingo Warrior says:

    @lizardoid must be a dip shit to let this go on at his blog

    • Roger says:

      @lizardoid hates getting up every morning to work at his steroid-abused shrunken blog. Hates it. Grapes went to parched raisins. He would shut it down in a second but he doesn’t want to give all of you the pleasure

    • Beau Gus says:

      Tim’s my man. Scourge of Washington State liberals. Whatever Chuck was trying to say, fuck ‘im.

    • Beau Gus says:

      Lizardoid Charles Johnson
      Sorry ’bout the ugly tweet(s) – testing some LGF Connect code.

      😆

    • Beau Gus says:

      Never been to his tweet page before. This is obscene:

      Lizardoid Charles Johnson
      Founder, programmer, guitar picker, and janitorial engineer of Little Green Footballs

      I tolerate the BRC guys calling themselves engineers because they’re at least kind of clever, but I should file a complaint with the California Board of Registration for that.

      And that’s NOSE picker, Chuck. NOSE, you know that thing that us smell your own farts with?

  13. I’m probably a day late and a dollar short in asking a question that I probably already know the answer to, but has there been ANY mention of Naser Abdo over at Blog Version of Animal Farm ever since he was caught skulking around Kileen, TX with ammuntion and bomb-making materiel?

  14. OldLineTexan says:

    Beau Gus :But Breivnik was motivated by Christianism, right?

    Abdo-fucking-lutely!

  15. Banshee says:

    By all means, ignore the actual point about Geller. It’s not like she was really insane or anything, right?

    • Banshee says:

      ‘Cuz she’s, like, a freedom fighter and shit.

      • OldLineTexan says:

        Yeah, what she supposedly did by editing stuff is WAY worse than what Stalker Charles did editing and deleting stuff. Plus, this IS the premiere site for mocking Pam Geller, after all. So we really should all be calling her a “shrieking harpy” or something to show that we’re thinking as you believe we ought to.

        /sounds like LGF, suddenly

        So … anyway … the next psycho killer that names YOU as an inspiration – you’re willing to take the blame?

      • poteen says:

        The big-titted enemy of my enemy is my big-titted friend?
        Works for me.

      • Beau Gus says:

        The Banshee made me do it, your honor!

      • MrPaulRevere says:

        We are 14+ trillion dollars in debt, the economy is in the tank and you are worried that Pam Geller edited a comment on her blog. Someone has their priorities askew, and its not me.

      • Beau Gus says:

        Poteen’s got it right. Tits forgive all sins.

      • poteen says:

        Sister Pammee of the Mammaronite Order can sooth your afflictions.

    • poteen says:

      What point? Who made a point?

    • MrPaulRevere says:

      This may come as a massive surprise to you, but the world is full of people who could not care less that Pam Geller edited a comment on her blog.

      • Banshee says:

        You’re right. There are probably fewer who care what Chunk Johnson does on his, though. He’s not pretending to be all freedom-fighty anymore.

        Geller should sit back and enjoy the notoriety. She worked her considerable ass off for it.

  16. OldLineTexan says:

    Banshee :You’re right. There are probably fewer who care what Chunk Johnson does on his, though. He’s not pretending to be all freedom-fighty anymore.
    Geller should sit back and enjoy the notoriety. She worked her considerable ass off for it.

    That may very well be true. It’s speculation on your part as well as a bit irrelevant, however, on a blog whose reason for existence is mocking Stalker Charles.

    And no, he’s not pretending any longer … instead, he’s lying and backstabbing to cover his considerable ass while promoting this stupid theory that being quoted by a killer makes one liable for the killer’s actions.

    /probably not going to stand up in court

    Sounds rather mockworthy to some folks, I suppose.

    • Banshee says:

      You’ll have to pardon me if I find Geller, Spencer, and Co. as mock-worthy as Chunk. And thanks, but I don’t need another reminder of why this blog exists. Every weak-ass attempt at humor by the eponymous blog owner is enough to jar my memory.

      • OldLineTexan says:

        Well, fair enough. I didn’t need another lame attempt at justifying blame-throwing, but that’s the Internet for you.

        And, as Stalker Charles so often suggested, perhaps you could start a blog more to your liking.

        /sarcasm, of course

      • MrPaulRevere says:

        I remember the trick you played on Spencer Ned, getting him to join a bogus facebook page you created and then passing the info along to CJ. You wanna get down down and dirty?

      • Banshee says:

        Are you under the impression that I am Ned May, the Baron who hangs out with the faux saint calling herself Dymphna? Sorry to disappoint you. You’ll have to get down and dirty all by yourself. I’m sure you’re quite capable of that.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        You know what I found the other day? I was looking up an article by Fjordman on Gates of Vienna, and the very first comment was by you, complimenting Fjordman on his fabulous writing skills… in latin….

        Yeah.

    • MrPaulRevere says:

      “instead, he’s lying and backstabbing to cover his considerable ass while promoting this stupid theory that being quoted by a killer makes one liable for the killer’s actions.”That was well said OLT, I’ve been around the block and have encountered more than my fair share of lying, backstabbing assholes in real life and online but Charles Johnson takes the cake.

      • OldLineTexan says:

        I just don’t have time to hate on everyone I’m supposed to hate on, frankly. I’m not a friend of the friends of fascists, let’s just leave it at that.

    • PeteP says:

      Absolutely right OLT. I will add though that the killer has been an absolute Godsend the enemies of the counter-Jihad movement. Breivik did more damage to the counter-Jihad cause in 2 hours than what Charles Johnson and CAIR combined have been able to do in 3 years. And rest assured, the Muslim groups, CJ and the rest of the left continue to milk this for all it’s worth.

  17. MrPaulRevere says:

    OldLineTexan :
    I just don’t have time to hate on everyone I’m supposed to hate on, frankly. I’m not a friend of the friends of fascists, let’s just leave it at that.

    I’m a diehard opponent of frauds and fakes. Why do I even comment about Charles Johnson? Because he is a buffoon who knows nothing about American culture and politics and who is taken seriously by some. Frauds and fakes need to be exposed.

  18. MrPaulRevere says:

    Banshee :
    Are you under the impression that I am Ned May, the Baron who hangs out with the faux saint calling herself Dymphna? Sorry to disappoint you. You’ll have to get down and dirty all by yourself. I’m sure you’re quite capable of that.

    You insult my intelligence, Cato the Elder

    • Banshee says:

      You insult your own intelligence if you think you know who I am IRL or a former blog incarnation.

  19. MrPaulRevere says:

    Banshee, drop the pretense, everyone here knows you were Cato the Elder at LGF. I mean we are adults here.

  20. MrPaulRevere says:

    Cato, I actually enjoyed you commentary at LGF, 70% of the time I agreed. with you. You kept things lively, I’ll say that.

  21. Daedalus says:

    Banshee :

    You’re right. There are probably fewer who care what Chunk Johnson does on his, though. He’s not pretending to be all freedom-fighty anymore.

    Geller should sit back and enjoy the notoriety. She worked her considerable ass off for it.

    Charles does think he’s a freedom fighter. He thinks he’s single handily stopping some Nazi takeover of America. He thinks he influences elections.

  22. Daedalus says:

    Hey take the party to the new thread!

  23. Bunk X says:

    bit.ly/pKfuhB
    What a stat, and it’s still climbuning.