A possible new job for Charles Johnson

Charles Johnson clearly needs a new career. His musician days are over, his web design career is toast and his blog is a joke. It’s a safe bet to assume still has his Jazz guitar playing talents. If so, he’s in luck!  A program has begun in Colombia, where American Jazz musicians are giving lessons to youths in the city of Medellin.

A group of top-notch American jazz musicians are in Colombia to give jazz masterclasses to children from poor neighborhoods in the cities of Medellin and Manizales.

The Americans, all students of the prestigious Julliard School, UMass Amherst, and the University of New Orleans, arrived in Medellin Wednesday where 45 children, aged 15 to 18, are learning the fundamental melodies, rhythms, and improvisation styles of jazz music.

As John “Freddy” Vahos, a director of the camp told Colombia Reports, the program’s objective is to “create more sensible, culturally engaged people, while keeping them off of the streets.” Freddy added that students from low class areas “don’t have to worry about gangs, violence, or drugs” when they are participating in extracurricular music programs or band camps.

The program was made possible by U.S. and Colombian social programs, the Colombo Americano language institute and Medellin’s Music School Network that is internationally recognized for using music to keep children out of gangs.

Charles should seriously consider participating in this program. He can utilize his skills, make some money and do some good. Currently he makes a fool out of himself by peddling conspiracy theories. Chucky Dumpty’s newest theory is that blogger Jim Hoft is the editor of the Fox Nation website!

Charles, go down to Colombia and do some good. You’re really making a fool of yourself. Grow up and do something production. You’re 58, it’s still not too late to be a man.


107 Comments on “A possible new job for Charles Johnson”

  1. Lord Nazh says:

    If he goes; can they keep him?

  2. Banshee says:

    “Daedalus, you can just fuck right off with that. There are no Cheetos in Colombia!”
    —Chunk

  3. Mark says:

    I think Chuckie is now running blog devoted to spreading blood libels against Israelis and calling supporters of Israel racists:

    “What really pisses me off is the sheer and utter hypocrisy of Israelis and their supporters in the US who (rightly) protest the abduction of a soldier yet remain silent about the hundreds of palestinian kids taken off the street, away from their parents, tortured and put into Israeli custody, in clear defiance of the Geneva Convention. Are their lives worth less than Gilad Shalit’s? There is a disgusting, racist attitude underlying such an approach.
    Buck, your accusation of prejudice clearly demonstrates that Israel is beyond reproach in your eyes. You can (and have) uttered bigoted statements about other ethnic/religious groups on this site and yet you mechanically throw out “anti-Semitism” whenever you feel Israel is being challenged in any way. You really are a giant dick.
    Interesting and surprisingly objective article from Time Magazine here…”

    • Bunk X says:

      Which thread is THAT on?

      • mrpaulrevere says:

        It’s on Reine’s page about Gilad Shalit currently in the right sidebar.

      • Bunk X says:

        I was being half sarcastic, thought that Mark made that up as satire. Chuck just stepped in the biggest pile of crap yet.

      • Bunk X says:

        Ah. It was “lobengula.” http://tinyurl.com/5utjswz
        Chuck endorses that opinion because he hasn’t deleted it, and neither has Reine.

        1 Lobengula Sat, Jun 25, 2011 8:57:45am
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        I share your outrage and although we hold differing views, the principle behind our stance is pretty much the same. There are hundreds of Palestinian children imprisoned falsely in Israeli jails. According to BT’selem, the torture of these children is “widespread, systematic and institutionalised” yet all we hear from the international human rights community is a plea to stop this child abuse, rather than a demand to free the the children, some as young as 7. According to your logic (with which I’m in agreement), these so-called human rights organisations agree that Palestinian children should be tortured in israeli jails.
        Btw, is the sentence for throwing stones at the separation barrier still 20 years?

        12 Buck Sat, Jun 25, 2011 12:42:21pm
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        re: #1 Lobengula

        not one sentence in your post is true. I would normally fisk it myself, but I know antisemitism when I see it, and I won’t bother to try and educate you except to say that the ‘torture’ you describe is illegal in Israel, and so is imprisoning children.

        14 Lobengula Sat, Jun 25, 2011 2:09:53pm
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        re: #12 Buck

        There are currently hundreds of palestinian children languishing in israeli jails. This is a fact, not an opinion. Save the Children has a breakdown of the numbers. Of note, the majority have been imprisoned for throwing stones at israeli soldiers, a crime that carries a penalty of up to 20 years. B’Tselem has documented numerous cases where children have been physically and psychologically tortured (don’t have a link, just go to their website!). The Defence for Children International similarly documents numerous cases of child imprisonment and torture. Much of this data was obtained by court orders from the Israeli Prison Services, so I don’t really see how you can say that child imprisonment isn’t a phenomenon in israel. What really pisses me off is the sheer and utter hypocrisy of Israelis and their supporters in the US who (rightly) protest the abduction of a soldier yet remain silent about the hundreds of palestinian kids taken off the street, away from their parents, tortured and put into Israeli custody, in clear defiance of the Geneva Convention. Are their lives worth less than Gilad Shalit’s? There is a disgusting, racist attitude underlying such an approach.
        Buck, your accusation of prejudice clearly demonstrates that Israel is beyond reproach in your eyes. You can (and have) uttered bigoted statements about other ethnic/religious groups on this site and yet you mechanically throw out “anti-Semitism” whenever you feel Israel is being challenged in any way. You really are a giant dick.
        Interesting and surprisingly objective article from Time Magazine here.

      • Bunk X says:

        Here’s some fucking brilliance. Lock up the innocents.

        20 harald Sat, Jun 25, 2011 4:11:26pm
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        re: #17 Dark_Falcon

        How about a compromize? In stead of jailing rock throwing kids, how about putting their parents away in stead? It would be a win-win: No kids in jail, and an incentive for, you know, parenting. Even Logenbula would approve, I think.

      • beed says:

        Who the f**k is “harold”?

      • snowcrash says:

        Probably new. Spells his name wrong.

      • beed says:

        SnowC: Can’t even spell their names right… What a freaking F-list of posters CJ is left with.

      • Bunk X says:

        “Harald” believes that the perps should go free because their parents are guilty for not teaching them right from wrong. Other news: The Emperor of Planet Dickhead is missing.

      • beed says:

        Harold is ein Mensch.

      • Bunk X says:

        Perhaps, but “Harald” is not.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      My my thats a real turn of events at the swamp.

    • Mark says:

      Say something negative about Global Warming or Obama and you’ll be banned in a nanosecond. Spread libels about Israel and Charles is totally disinterested. Call supporters of Israel racists and Chuck’s just fine with it.

      • Basement Cat says:

        In other words, he has PASSIVELY thrown the Jews under the bus, without ever coming out and saying that this is what he is doing.

        He is both a traitor and a coward.

  4. doppelganger says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

    I was eating and clicked and saw that ugly mug. Instant indigestion

    I swear he looks like a bloated Norman Bates dressed in his Mother’s wig

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      He has that shitty look on his face that he did something stinky like took a grumpy in someones shoe.

  5. doppelganger says:

    why does he always wear the same outfit?
    T shirt underneath unbuttoned button down flannel long sleeved shirt.

    It’s like the uniform of unemployed slackers.

    He reminds me of ” The Dude” From the Big Lebowski, except for the obvious fact that The dude was cool and left the house

    • beed says:

      “why does he always wear the same outfit?”

      Probably because it is always the same picture…

  6. Claytonia Sibirica says:

    I was just gonna say that nothing ever really gets deleted off the pages (I’ve seen some wild things, like arguments that statutory rape isn’t rape and folks saying that all Jews are child abusers), but then I see down below that a whole page got deleted today, so I’m clearly full of crap.

  7. Banshee says:

    I think either this Beed is an imposter, a false Beed, or Beed has been leading us on, because any Scandinavian would know that “Harald” is a perfectly acceptable Northern Germanic spelling of the name. Hope this clears something the hell up.

  8. ElSuerte says:

    Well, to be fair, Chuck’s latest theory about Hoft editing Fox Nation is a tiny bit better then all our theories about how ________ is really cato/walter/spiderman posting at DoD with a sock.

    Chuck’s just isn’t as fun though.

  9. beed says:

    Bunk X :
    “Harald” believes that the perps should go free because their parents are guilty for not teaching them right from wrong. Other news: The Emperor of Planet Dickhead is missing.

    I say jail the kids AND their parents. Shoot their dog. Wreck their house and mow their lawn.

  10. HaikuMan says:

    Poor sad Charles Johnson
    Desperately needs a job
    “Hand”, or maybe “blow”

  11. snowcrash says:

    Clayton, are you here for the fat jokes? Charles’ picture is a giveaway for where the comments will go.

  12. Claytonia Sibirica says:

    Bunk X :
    Criticism with passive participation is frowned upon here. Cough up that furball.

    Frown away, son. It’s all the same stuff 😀

  13. Bunk X :
    Clatonia– Just in case you missed the reference: https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/orange-jumpsuit-11.gif

    Trying to respond Bunk, the site is eating all my posts for some reason. I’d never seen that gif before, that outfit is… insane. As in, insanely terrible.

  14. Claytonia Sibirica says:

    what the crud, can’t post all of a sudden

    • Claytonia Sibirica says:

      which then works of course.

      If the 4 eaten posts show up, sorry for spam. Short version, hadn’t seen that, outfit is terrible, why in Gods name would you wear that?

      • Bunk X says:

        Why in God’s name do you think I would?

      • snowcrash says:

        Correctional coveralls = the orange jumpsuit, but this is overalls. What year was that? In the 1970’s?

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        bunk: “general you” not “Specific you”, think of it as

        Why would ANYONE wear that?

        snowcrash: looks like the 70s yeah, he should have gone for a kimono with that hair.

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s from Stanley Clarke’s “Lopsy Lu,” early 80s.

      • Bunk X says:

        Clatonia– I don’t use sarc tags much. I knew what you meant.

      • Claytonia Sibirica says:

        sarc tags are one of those LGF traditions I hate so very much.

        just another way they’re too afraid of offending the tribe, so they have to make sure even the dumbest know when they’re joking.

      • Bunk X says:

        Agree. I can’t stand emoticons either, but sometimes they’re necessary. Walter was downdinged incessantly because he wouldn’t use sarc tags or emoticons. Although a lot of it went over the heads of the swampfolk, his honorable dickishness was not lost on us.

      • Pakimon says:

        The outfit is a familiar shade of orange.

        A eerily Cheetos type hue.

        Foreshadowing of Chunk’s pending addiction and resulting increase in girth.

  15. Bunk X says:

    HaikuMan :
    The old picture: replaced
    The new one shows a lizard
    With more humanity

    Haiku’s 5-7-5
    if I recall correctly.
    (Not Haiku savvy.)

  16. Um... Yeah... That... says:

    Claytonia Sibirica :
    sarc tags are one of those LGF traditions I hate so very much.
    just another way they’re too afraid of offending the tribe, so they have to make sure even the dumbest know when they’re joking.

    Are you really that stupid. Wow.

  17. Hah says:

    Daedalus, there is no way Charles Johnson can be involved in that jazz program in Columbia. He would be associating with people from the University of New Orleans. Duh. Louisiana. The South. Evil. They probably have their own Nazi flag.

  18. mrpaulrevere says:

    This whack job who devotes an blog to despising Sarah Palin doesn’t like us:

    OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin Sat, Jun 25, 2011 6:54:24pm

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    re: #43 Charles

    Newb observation – a link in my referrers took me to some absurd stalker site page that apparently tabulates comments stats for each week’s top 25 posters, and posts stats for all in .xls format.

    Rotfl!

    • Bunk X says:

      Nil was considering dropping the stats posts until it was pointed out that the loozards like it. There’s proof.

    • spaceallah says:

      Yeah because facts and stats are for people that back their assertions and arguments!

      ROTFL

      I mean wow, they actually back up their points and provide facts. How quaint! We have since evolved to true enlightenment where left is right, always. No need for pesky facts or questioning the word of Dear Leader.

      • Bunk X says:

        The facts and stats are an important contribution to LGF. They supplant the flawed ding system, and provide an unbiased statistically compiled view of the loozards’ true standings.

    • snowcrash says:

      His referrers? Lol yeah sure. They all pretend they visited here “by accident”. Very funny.

    • Claytonia Sibirica says:

      Have the guys that do htat analysis ever done DoD? It’d be interesting to compare.

  19. mrpaulrevere says:

    From the worlds greatest internet debating forum: okiefrommuskogie requests an honest debate about abortion and gets this in responce:

    Stanley Sea Sat, Jun 25, 2011 7:15:47pm

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    You know what Kim? Shut up and don’t get pregnant. Leave the rest of us alone.

    • Princess Natasha says:

      Stanley Sea is a misogynist POS, who would shit her/his/its pants if confronted by a real woman. You know what, Stanley (the power-less tool)? Why don’t you shut up and don’t get too much AIDS-infested cum in your ass. It may start running out of your mouth, along with the usual stream of shit, and get your keyboard to become a bio-hazard site instead of just a plain old puddle of filth.

    • gizbot7 says:

      I do so enjoy people like Stainley who have the courage to talk shit when they are out of arms reach of a nice right hook. Dick.

  20. Princess Natasha says:

    I don’t know where Chuck got this idea about being a good musician… He sucks ass. He also looks like a total douche. My neighbor, who actually is a talented musician, but very humble and unassuming, plays jazz guitar a lot better than Chuck does. He also looks a lot better than Chuck, being black, having kick-azz “dreads” and not being a stranger to the gym. How about that? One post, I’m being racist, lookist and hair-ist!! LOL! Chuck =TOTAL FAIL

  21. Charles is a nazi.