Charles tries to deflect from the Tweet Wars

Charles has been busted for inflating his tweet counts. Rather than own up to it, he deflects. He takes Republican retweets mocking the Democrats and turns it into an outrage.

Charles Johnson is trying to create a scandal where none exists. The fake Brahman is acting as if he still has relevance to influence events.  Charles is no one to point fingers over anything related to twitter.


134 Comments on “Charles tries to deflect from the Tweet Wars”

  1. Doppelganger says:

    nah, their account was just hacked, right Charles?

  2. Doppelganger says:

    Fake tweets about policy issues = crass

    real tweets with penis photo = no big deal

    / the small confused mind of charles fister johnson

  3. Grand Junctionite says:

    I own a blank page just like that one. For all I know, that could be my blank page.

  4. charpete says:

    he must have fixed his counters…only a couple of post with over 200 comments and the last gasp post to blame the conservatives for Weiner’s stupidity has 25 comments.

  5. ISpeakJive says:

    What IS his problem with sock puppets?
    Efferyone must be verified by government undt show zee papers ven applying for zee twitter acct. You musht link to your account ven poshting heah, so vee know vere you comink from in advance.

  6. pig says:

    Oh my God! CJ is using a fake avatar. I don’t believe for a minute that he is a cute chubby little baby.

  7. Mandingo Warrior says:

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    He’ll fix Twitter the same way he fixed the blogosphere’s comment sections.

  9. Mandingo Warrior says:

  10. garycooper says:

    That’s actually a pretty funny joke, for Republicans. Nice job! 🙂

    To paraphrase an old saying, “You know you’re over the target, when you hear a big fat baby blubbering incoherently with a mouthful of Cheetos.”

  11. garycooper says:

    You know what else is really crass? The way so many other conservative and libtard blogs are raking in the cash with their super-successful internet ventures, while the swamp is shrinking like a puddle of mud in the middle of the Mojave. I think I saw Breitbart sporting a diamond pinky-ring the other day, on TV. Why doesn’t the cute, chubby baby ever get asked to do TV? Why is his blog dying such an ugly death?

  12. Mandingo Warrior says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Not too long ago Chuck was on his soapbox squawking about pseudonyms, and that he was above it all because he doesn’t use them.

  13. a-naughty-mouse says:

    How crass, everyone knows that fake tweets are FUNNY only when the left does it….

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/megan-berry/top-7-hilarious-fake-twee_b_601541.html#s96937&title=Fake_BP_PR

  14. a-naughty-mouse says:

    How crass, everyone knows that fake tweets are FUNNY only when the left does it….

    http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/fake-tweets-12977697

  15. Chuckles and his sycophants always think democraps are victims.

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz could be caught on T.V. Sacrificing Laotian kids to Moloch and Chuckles and his merry band of tards would blame the GOP for forcing her to do so at gunpoint.

  16. Banshee :
    Still not quite clear on how the whole “humor” thing works, are you?

    Um i think i got it.

    Sarah Palin is a bitch

    Fuck you sideways bitch.

    Did i get it Asswipe?

    • gizbot7 says:

      Don’t sweat it Chuckie. Banshee hates anyone who isn’t up to his humor level and actively particpates in grammar jihad — which sometimes is an entire thread. 😉

    • Banshee says:

      No one here expects you to “get” anything, CIAJ. You’re a sad example of why every blogger needs a banstick.

  17. pat says:

    This was obviously an attempt at humor. personally I find this Twitter crap to be appallingly idiotic. I am glad CJ has rid the world of real informational fraud.

    • ElSuerte says:

      Please excuse this cock picture. I was hacked!!!

      Also, I can’t say with certitude that it’s neither mine nor Charles Johnson’s. So stop asking. We’re two wild and crazy guys, and it’s time you learned to deal with it.

      PS How do I get this picture to Andrew Breitbart?

  18. Mandingo Warrior says:

  19. Whatever says:

    OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!! Chuck’s gonna go bzonkers:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110620/ap_on_re_us/us_supreme_court_acorn_lawsuit

    Those poor community organizers were cut off by the SCOTUS that stoled the election form AlGore!!!!!!!!

  20. Translation of banshee’s crap-You dare to insult chuckies so you should be banned.

    • Banshee says:

      Nobody will ban you here, though. Which means anytime Chunk wants to show a good example of why he blocks people, all he needs to do is point to your drooling carcass.

      • ElSuerte says:

        Aww, too mean.

        To be fair, he doesn’t ban people for being drooling flesh sacks. Just people that aren’t au currant with LGF orthodoxy.

      • St. Pancake says:

        ElSuerte :
        Aww, too mean.
        To be fair, he doesn’t ban people for being drooling flesh sacks. Just people that aren’t au currant with LGF orthodoxy.

        Not even! Someone named Chickie registered there last night posted “hi” and was promptly banned. Maybe chuckles is using a Magic 8 ball now.

  21. snowcrash says:

    I don’t worry too much about Charles’ opinion. He has already decided we are all genocidal Serbians or something. There will be no changing his tiny mind. Banshee, just ignore what you cannot change.

    • ElSuerte says:

      I always thought that was a funny construction of his “Serbien genocide deniers” It implies that the Serbs were the ones being genocided. I’ve hearrd of a Jewish genocide and a Armenian genocide, but never a German or Turkish genocide.

    • Banshee says:

      I can’t change Chunk, either – but that doesn’t stop the mockery.

    • Princess Natasha says:

      Genocidal Serbians? Kewl! I am ethnically Russian, but that’s details… I luuuuuve me some genocide! Hand me my AK, I have some paper targets to mass-slaughter– and those old soda and beer cans!

  22. NO bansheetard he bans people who disagree.

    So you can fuck off.

    • Banshee says:

      Sometimes. Other times, he just can’t be bothered with morons.

      I have nearly infinite patience with them, though. There’s a new variety every time you think you’ve seen ’em all. Just where you fit in the taxonomy of imbeciles, I’m not quite sure, yet. But that’s what makes the internet such a fun place!

    • Bunk X says:

      Keep feeding the Banshee. It makes him sleepy and sluggish.

  23. Banshee :
    Sometimes. Other times, he just can’t be bothered with morons.
    I have nearly infinite patience with them, though. There’s a new variety every time you think you’ve seen ‘em all. Just where you fit in the taxonomy of imbeciles, I’m not quite sure, yet. But that’s what makes the internet such a fun place!

    I like how you treat disagreemnt as banworthy.

    please go jump in front of a speeding train Jimmeh.

    • Banshee says:

      I like how you artfully miss the point, every single time. Is that a family trait, or are you an outlier among your tribe?

  24. freetaxkiller says:

    Hi, lgf’s stalkers, and charles too also.

    http://www.arapahoebasin.com/ABasin/snow-conditions/web-cams.aspx

    The Great Sprit is working up enough snow for a “Al Gore” July 4th ski day in honor of the AGW lie.

    • Whatever says:

      Cuz he hates teh black presedent!!!!

      Am I a lizard again?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      “They turned him into them!”

      It is kinda interesting how blood thirsty, in an effete way, Obama is turning out to be.

  25. Emperor says:

    ElSuerte :
    I always thought that was a funny construction of his “Serbien genocide deniers” It implies that the Serbs were the ones being genocided. I’ve hearrd of a Jewish genocide and a Armenian genocide, but never a German or Turkish genocide.

    That’s kind of strange – I thought the exact same thing just last night. I would guess that it is Chuck who is a Serbian Genocide Denier™ as well. Another example of Chuck using English adjectives that modify words in the opposite way that he intends.

    Watch for Chuck to now call DoD “a blog run by Bosnian Genocide Deniers”. But he never, ever reads here. Ever. Ever.

    *Waves to Chuck*

    • ElSuerte says:

      Maybe he got the ethnicity mixed up? I did that too when I was not as well versed.

      Hell, my dad was doing some work over there during the peacekeeping effort, and he relates a funny yet said story about being a class on the ROE with us nato soldiers. It was hard to describe the enemy, but for he’s the one shooting at you.

  26. Banshee :
    I like how you artfully miss the point, every single time. Is that a family trait, or are you an outlier among your tribe?

    I’am not a part of a tribe Jimmeh.

    • Banshee says:

      That may well be true. I’m sure I’ve never met anyone else who writes “i’am” before. As morons go, you’re very intriguing.

  27. Epic FLAIL, portly pooch. Sad, desperate epic FLAIL….

    BTW….who had control of the House and the Senate and still didn’t pass a budget last year?

  28. Banshee :
    That may well be true. I’m sure I’ve never met anyone else who writes “i’am” before. As morons go, you’re very intriguing.

    I’m*

    BTW jimmeh iceweasel waits for you.

  29. Banshee :
    Zackly. Now show that to CIAJ.

    Jimmeh your just jealous.

    • Banshee says:

      Of course. And those grins they get on their faces when folks see you coming, that’s because they really think you’re smart and funny and likable. It’s the only possible explanation.

  30. a-naughty-mouse says:

    If you were to be like Chuck, then you could have the headline today that:

    Breitbart correct, SCOTUS backs Giles and O’Keefe

    “Although the appropriations laws may have the effect of alienating ACORN and its affiliates from their supporters, Congress must have the authority to suspend federal funds to an organization that has admitted to significant mismanagement,” Judge Roger Miner wrote last August

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/20/supreme-court-refuses-to-take-acorn-case-appealing-fed-defunding/#ixzz1PqlG5acx

  31. i dunno.

    I’am probably wrong.

  32. Banshee :
    Of course. And those grins they get on their faces when folks see you coming, that’s because they really think you’re smart and funny and likable. It’s the only possible explanation.

    I’m stunned.

    And i don’t want a girlfriend.

    You sure your likeable?

    • Banshee says:

      You know, if you reviewed your musings right before you hit “publish”, you would have to issue an instant correction to every post.

      But then you wouldn’t be the special snowflake we’re coming to love here, would you?

    • ElSuerte says:

      ohfircrissakes. Just fuck and get it over with.

  33. Mandingo Warrior says:

    snowcrash :
    Xcitizen10 and Gus 812 are insane. Insanely funny that is. Lol. You guys having fun?

    Lotsa fun! Thanks for the encouragement!

    • DEZ says:

      Congrats are in order, Billy Scoggins (AKA as Billy Jackoff) went and cried on Lizardoid’s shoulder.

  34. Banshee :
    You know, if you reviewed your musings right before you hit “publish”, you would have to issue an instant correction to every post.
    But then you wouldn’t be the special snowflake we’re coming to love here, would you?

    Why is it that i’m called stupid because i voted palin?

  35. Banshee :
    You know, if you reviewed your musings right before you hit “publish”, you would have to issue an instant correction to every post.
    But then you wouldn’t be the special snowflake we’re coming to love here, would you?

    Whatever.

  36. ISTE says:

    You know, if you reviewed your musings right before you hit “publish”, you would have to issue an instant correction to every post.

    I will make a note of that as soon as someone tells me what it means.

  37. Banshee says:

    “Chuckieisajoke” is just a lovable scamp, an exuberant rogue, a boyish charmer whose deep anger at Chunk for not knowing how to cherish his many fine qualities explains his occasionally bumptious persona. And there’s really nothing ghey about that, no, not a thing.

    • snowcrash says:

      I bet beed could find a way to make it sound gay. But that isn’t real gay, that’s Euro sophistication. Lol

      • beed says:

        Yup. I do flamboyantly gay gayer than a flamboyantly gay version of Richard Simmons. But it does make my lower back hurt. That is when the stretches comes in handy.

  38. DEZ says:

    OMG Chuck, someone hacked the NRSC Twitter account! you must defend them with your menu board laptop.

  39. Pretzel Logic says:

    Banshee :
    You know, if you reviewed your musings right before you hit “publish”, you would have to issue an instant correction to every post.
    But then you wouldn’t be the special snowflake we’re coming to love here, would you?

    And where the fuck do you see any “publish” button on this page?

  40. Whatever says:

    Is this cranky flakes week?

    • ISTE says:

      Why, who wants to know?

      • Banshee says:

        LOL! You’ve finally helped me pin it down. Obdicut is like the Alex character in “Fatal Attraction”.

        “I wil not be ignored!”

        Yep. He’s a bunny boiler.

    • snowcrash says:

      You have an insult or just more questions like Obdicut?

      • Banshee says:

        Nice dodge. Answer the question!

      • snowcrash says:

        Answer the question? Why do you say that? What is your point? How would it matter anyway? I don’t think you really mean what you just said – do you? Why are you skirting around? What do you hope to acheive by not answering my questions? I am never going to get an answer, am I? Why are you not answering me?

      • Banshee says:

        Whoops…this was meant for you:

        ———–

        LOL! You’ve finally helped me pin it down. Obdicut is like the Alex character in “Fatal Attraction”.

        “I wil not be ignored!”

        Yep. He’s a bunny boiler.

  41. Mandingo Warrior says:

    DEZ :
    Congrats are in order, Billy Scoggins (AKA as Billy Jackoff) went and cried on Lizardoid’s shoulder.

    I’m conjuring that scene from Fight Club when Ed Norton cries it all out on The fat guy’s man boobs. Too bad he “tapped out”. I think me and @Gus_812 were just getting started with him.

    “Chuckie, those stalkerz are mean (but snappy!).”

    • snowcrash says:

      That whole exchange was pretty funny. I like his tattoo. NOT.

      • DEZ says:

        Tats make you tough! 😉
        Did anyone else think of Mickey Dolenz when they looked at his profile pic?

    • DEZ says:

      I have never seen fight club, I need to fix that.
      Billy is from Texas FYI, and you 2 made him Texas Toast!

      • snowcrash says:

        Yeah, he is tweeting Charles how embarrassed he is to be from TX. Loser trying to curry favor with the moron in Culver City. Pfft. Wonder if he sends Charles sexy DM’s?

      • Golden Nugget says:

        It was never really a fair fight. I’m ashamed.

  42. DEZ says:

    snowcrash :
    Yeah, he is tweeting Charles how embarrassed he is to be from TX. Loser trying to curry favor with the moron in Culver City. Pfft. Wonder if he sends Charles sexy DM’s?

    One look at the guys mug was enough to prove to me that he falls somewhere between Neanderthal and dull moron.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Yeah, he was like a mental punching bag. He’s perfoect for the new and improved LGF. Crying on Chazz for protection from his superiors? That says it all. Chazz Bono Johnson can’t even make a witty come back in his exchanges with AB.

  43. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    Obviously, Fatso has no idea how political machinations and messaging work with his hissy fit over what the NRSC is doing. I guess all of those fake Palin twitter accounts t hat take her comments out of context to mock her (as if she were saying them) are legit then, right?

    Yeesh. He is so desperate for attention after Weinergate and “Bajillion RTs” blew up in his face, he’ll do anything to get attention. I guess she is trying to bait the NRSC into responding.

    • DEZ says:

      Agreed, and it’s obvious they are not pretending to be Democrats with the NRCS logo clearly in view.

  44. DEZ says:

    Adam Baldwin just slapped Chuck, gonna grab some popcorn.

  45. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    BTW, IIRC, wasn’t Hoosier Hoops the one who was appearing under a sock over at Ace’s a while ago, planting false racist comments? Funny how fatso forgot that one.

    I noticed he was silent as well about “Defenseman”, which was an approved collaboration between multiple suckups which he would pimp over and over.

    • Emperor says:

      Correct. He harassed them on the comments under the name “Hoosier Hoops”, and then also posted under sock names. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t realized that the hashtag after the nick on Ace’s comment section is unique to each user, not just their nick. Somebody found him out and he slithered away, I think. It was a long time ago so I might have forgotten the exact details.

  46. DEZ says:

    Mandingo Warrior :
    This could get interesting.

    It just might kind fellow.

  47. doriangrey1 says:

    Banshee :
    Brian Power on parade!

    ROTFLMAO….. <——————– Yanks the 100 lbs test line taut… caught like a 20 dollar rhymes with four.

  48. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

  49. DEZ says:

    Someone was bound to catch it.

  50. Mandingo Warrior says:

  51. katemaclaren says:

    Banshee :
    “Chuckieisajoke” is just a lovable scamp, an exuberant rogue, a boyish charmer whose deep anger at Chunk for not knowing how to cherish his many fine qualities explains his occasionally bumptious persona. And there’s really nothing ghey about that, no, not a thing.

    I don’t get why you keep going after this poster. What’s your point? Hijacking the thread, disrupting the normally convivial atmosphere here, what? I don’t post here very often, but I don’t like to see this kind of pointless back and forth sniping at one another. You do sound like Iceweasel or Irish Rose or Jimmah. I haven’t seen this tone very often–it’s quite unpleasant and annoying.

  52. kate it’s just his thing.