LGF Suckage & Karma Stats 6/10/11-6/16/11

Weekly suckage-efficiency and karma stats for LGF for the week beginning 06/10/2011 thru 6/16/2011 (Friday thru Thursday) [previous week’s stats].

No suckage stats were collected this week, but it’s a safe bet that the top two suckage-efficacy leaders for the week remained unchanged. Only either SteelPH or publicityStunted has been top suckup since we’ve been compiling the suckage efficiency stats.

The average karma for every single comment last week at LGF was +2.00. Old reliable Buck won top spot in both average and total net negative karma. Bottom ten newcomer acfunk was in second place in total accumulated negative karma, with several of the most down-dinged comments for the week.

  weekly karma average – BAD     weekly karma totals – BAD
  k-avg   nic     k-tot   nic
 -2.125  buck     -265   buck
 0.463  guanxi88     -96   acfunk
 0.490  mr pancakes     -92   guanxi88
 0.508  capitalist tool     -60   albusteve
 0.638  naso tang     -45   samgak
 0.649  winny spencer     -33   flamingtoad
 0.654  gehazi     -31   hal_10000
 0.829  reloadingisnotahobby     -24   lronhoover
 0.892  rogueone     -22   capitalist tool
 1.016  phillypretzel     -15   rwmofo

 
Below are the bottom dozen or so comments of the week in a GIF with a dozen or so second delay. Click GIF for a montage if there’s a long one you want to read:

Here are this week’s good karma stats. As always, Johnson is the per-comment karma leader. Unsurprisingly, since he again was among the top most active commenters last week, Charles also lead in total positive karma accumulated for the week:

  weekly karma average – GOOD     weekly karma totals – GOOD
  k-avg   nic     k-tot   nic
 7.673  charles     1289   charles
 4.841  shiplord kirel     1235   obdicut
 4.581  elizajane     732   decatur deb
 3.900  robert o.     670   kragar (proud to be kafir)
 3.625  curiouslurker     656   killgore trout
 3.471  engineer dog     653   albusteve
 3.413  lidane     598   slumbering behemoth
 3.400  publicitystunted     575   darthstar
 3.357  mr.fusion     544   targetpractice etc

 
Below are the top dozen or so most highly rated comments of the week. Click the GIF image for a montage.

NB – karma stats measure net karma; minimum of 20 comments required for karma-per-comment averages stats.


169 Comments on “LGF Suckage & Karma Stats 6/10/11-6/16/11”

  1. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Reine De asclown will burn in hell for sucking up to chuckles.

  2. Chuckieisajoke says:

    assclown*

  3. John Difool says:

    I think Reine is confusing ‘libtard suckup’ with ‘conservative leaning’.

  4. Whatever says:

    Teh suckage is strong wit that Shiplord one. The shame of the class of 2004.

  5. Banshee says:

    Buck earns himself 13 downdings on “Curious Lurker’s” Moslem Dawa 101 thread:

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/250311_Arabic_for_right-wingers

    For pointing out basic facts that used to be common knowledge over there, and for mentioning that lots of Moslems were enthusiastic about Hitler.

    Then Marjoriemoonbat jumps in with a Jewish dhimmi perspective. Updings galore!

    The transformation of that place into Kos Lite is complete. Expect a guest post by Juan Cole soon.

    (Too bad for Chunk there already is a Kos. He’s not getting much new readership from the Left.)

    • John Difool says:

      Actually ‘Kos-Lite’ isn’t exactly an apt description because today’s swamp makes the real Kos look intellectually superior in comparison.

      • Banshee says:

        True. The place has all the intellectual vibrancy of a lobotomy ward.

      • Whatever says:

        I’ve never spent any time there, but I don’t think they’re in to “why did you downding me? I’m going to downding you for that”. Ideology aside, I don’t think they play these junior high games.

      • Loose Change says:

        Kos allows dissent to some point, and even Democratic Underground has more intelligent posters. Being a member of the cyber brown-shirts must do something to your IQ. Not quite 1984, but The Wave really comes to mind.

    • Whatever says:

      Right square in the scroticles:

      8 Buck Sat, Jun 18, 2011 6:51:07pm -10

      From the article: jihad literally, “struggle”
      Mein Kampf literally, “My Struggle”

      Short and sweet. Damn.

      • rightymouse says:

        Ten downdings for a spot-on post. Typical. Charles has nothing but blithering idiots left. That means you too, Reine! What the hell happened to you?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Gahh. Even Esposito says the terms are what they are: When he give multiple definitions, people are using the one that applies. Duh.

      Dhimmi: 2nd class citizen. Yep.
      Jihad: Holy war. Yep.
      Taqqiya: Sanctioned lying to defend your religion. Yep.
      Shariah: Yes, as he says, some indeed want medieval law. Yep.
      Madrassa: Esposito says they certainly exist and those would be the ones referred to, obviously. Yep.
      Allah: It’s the same God. Yeah, sure it is, that’s why the 2 books are so similar.

      I fail to see how any of these terms are misunderstood or used improperly by “the right wing.”

      Did anybody over there even read the article before they knee-jerked? I doubt it.

  6. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Banshee :
    Buck earns himself 13 downdings on “Curious Lurker’s” Moslem Dawa 101 thread:
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/250311_Arabic_for_right-wingers
    For pointing out basic facts that used to be common knowledge over there, and for mentioning that lots of Moslems were enthusiastic about Hitler.
    Then Marjoriemoonbat jumps in with a Jewish dhimmi perspective. Updings galore!
    The transformation of that place into Kos Lite is complete. Expect a guest post by Juan Cole soon.
    (Too bad for Chunk there already is a Kos. He’s not getting much new readership from the Left.)

    Fuck those jew hating Psychos and fuck Marjoriemoonbat the self loather.

  7. Banshee says:

    Thanks, Chunk. The world really needed another site for reading about how “Allah” means “God” in Arabic. True, but beside the point. The difference between Mohammed’s god and everybody else’s is what counts.

  8. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Banshee :
    Thanks, Chunk. The world really needed another site for reading about how “Allah” means “God” in Arabic. True, but beside the point. The difference between Mohammed’s god and everybody else’s is what counts.

    Chuckles is too busy wanking off.

  9. garycooper says:

    Chunky is Pam’s blog-fuhrer, er, father. Happy Blogfather’s Day, ‘Fatass!

  10. garycooper says:

    Terry Jones made an ass of himself at the Dearborn Arab-American Festival this weekend by the way, mostly yelling through megaphones at confused kids who just wanted to ride the rides and eat some festival food. Are there a few terror-supporters in town? You betcha, but the FBI has this community infiltrated six ways from Sunday. Go burn a Koran in Culver City. 🙄

  11. Chuckieisajoke says:

    🙄 If Omoron has his way we must burn korans to stay alive in the winter.

    Did i make a threat Moobsy? 🙄

  12. snowcrash says:

    Are you a new ? You have that raw anger thing going on. We all had it at one time or another. Yours seems very fresh. Lol. If new welcome, if a sock forget it.

  13. Roger says:

    I’m a sock. There never was a Roger at 1.0. Nodickens swears

  14. rightymouse says:

    Too bad Charles took himself out of the comment rankings at LGF. It’s a great way to show how much sucking up is going on. Oh..wait….

  15. Chuckles is a traitor.

  16. rightymouse :
    Too bad Charles took himself out of the comment rankings at LGF. It’s a great way to show how much sucking up is going on. Oh..wait….

    Do you really want Chuckie to bid you adieu.

  17. I’am pretty sure Iceweasel bids him adieu from under the covers.

    • Banshee says:

      In that your comments make certain other posters look like rocket scientists, your presence here is surely welcome.

      Brian Power!

      • Whatever says:

        Who’s Brian Power?

        Speaking of gramma Nazism, Chuck’s Hero Pachauri said this in an interview:

        Of course if you look at conflict of interest with respect to authors who are there in the 5th Assessment Report we’ve already selected them and therefore it wouldn’t be fair to impose anything that sort of applies retrospectively.

        Uhh… you mean “retroactively”, O Nobel Prize winner?

      • snowcrash says:

        I think Dorian is Brian Power. It was a funny typo.

  18. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    http://bigjournalism.com/pjsalvatore/2011/06/19/sound-bite-for-the-day-i-dont-think-youre-a-coward-for-not-answering-questions/#idc-container

    Funny. Kos runs & hides from being held accountable, and fatso wants to be part of this crowd? And if fatso was as important as he and his bazillion RTs want us to believe, why was he not there?

    But at least Kos steps outside once in a while. Fatso just waddles from one room to another to get a new bottle to piss into.

    • Banshee says:

      Right now the reporters are camped out in Culver City to get Chunk’s personal story of harassment and stalking by right-wing operatives. The Village Voice is said to be contemplating a major profile, and an opera based on his life story is looking for a composer now that David Mamet has finished the libretto. These are exciting times to be Chunk, and the loozards are all abuzz. Kos ain’t got nothin’ compared to Mr. Johnson!

  19. Whatever says:

    Uh oh. Barrett’s buddies are in a gang war:

    http://venturebeat.com/2011/06/15/lulzsec-anonymous-civil-war/

  20. St. Pancake says:

    Some tweets, peeps.
    AndrewBreitbart

    Hard to decide. But for pure hilarity Jazzy the Amazing Lecturing Ponytail Man @lizardoid’s sandwich board computer theory was delightful!

    AndrewBreitbart

    Who had worse #Weinergate? Jeffrey ‘The Creep’ Toobin, Jazzy aka @lizardoid, @JoanWalsh or Meet the Press icon @markos?

  21. Emperor says:

    Aw.. after being hit in the face with reality by Buck, CuriousLurker decided to hit back with some downdings. But then the unthinkable happened: Someone updinged Buck!

    Rating: -11
    Total: 13

    Minus: 12
    BishopX, Charles, CuriousLurker, goddamnedfrank, iceweasel, mdey, Obdicut, publicityStunted, SanFranciscoZionist, SteelPH, Varek Raith, wlewisiii

    Plus: 1
    Gepetto

    CuriousLurker Sat, Jun 18, 2011 7:23:19pm 6

    Hmm, I wonder whose sock Gepetto is? He was here within a couple of minutes to neutralize my down-dings.

    I’m crushed, absolutely crushed. How will I ever enjoy my weekend now? //

    Keep trying, heh…

    The response from Gepetto:

    Gepetto Sun, Jun 19, 2011 12:16:37pm -1

    re: #11 CuriousLurker

    I’m Gepetto. I’m nobody’s sock, although it says volumes that you would think I am here to neutralize your down-dings. It was interesting to read the article you posted, and I agreed with the posts I up-dinged. I did not see them as a direct contrapose to your interpretations, although it is obvious that a significant amount of people on this planet choose to take a more fundamentalist and radical approach to interpreting these words. Nothing new here, as soon as religious tenets are uttered, factionalization and endless twisted interpretations follow. I am quite willing to believe the larger world takes the more innocuous position on these definitions, but I will never forget there are a number of bloodthirsty bastards out there who like to use every kind of well-intentioned text to justify their murderous depredations. That’s why our President is using the military to kill the bad guys, right?

    • Banshee says:

      It’s no surprise that Chunk is actively downdinging Buck for very mild statements of the sort of thinking that Chunk himself used to promote. That is to say, a skeptical take on the smiley-face Islam of Esposito et al.

      Since I don’t have a sock, can you tell me whether Chunk himself updinged CL’s “Page”? We already know he hand-picked it for promotion to the “featured” list. Charles Faisal Johnson, friend of Prof. Esposito. What a shocka.

    • Bunk X says:

      Upding to Gepetto for out-intellectualizing them.

  22. king minos says:

    Good going, Gepetto.

  23. Emperor says:

    Banshee :
    Since I don’t have a sock, can you tell me whether Chunk himself updinged CL’s “Page”?

    No. Here’s a list of updings for the ‘page’:

    Rating: 24
    Total: 24

    Minus: 0

    Plus: 24
    000G, Alouette, ArchangelMichael, ausador, goddamnedfrank, iceweasel, jaunte, Killgore Trout, marjoriemoon, mdey, Obdicut, ohio ogre, publicityStunted, reine.de.tout, researchok, Rightwingconspirator, SanFranciscoZionist, simoom, SpaceJesus, SteelPH, suchislife, Thanos, UNIXon, Varek Raith

    As far as I could tell, Charles’ only activity on that page was to downding both of Buck’s posts.

  24. Emperor says:

    Oh…and I noted that Buck now has now has a rating of about -5,500. He’s been fortunate (if you can call it that) not to have been banned.

  25. Banshee says:

    Dead blog mocking: Sunday so far – 1 post, 2 hours, 74 comments, 18 “retweets”, hell’s own amount of bogus “views”. Chunk continues to set the bloggysphere on fire!

  26. Banshee says:

    Obdicut has gone into Perry Mason mode on the dawa thread now. Gepetto’s fate is sealed.

  27. brookly red says:

    Emperor :
    Oh…and I noted that Buck now has now has a rating of about -5,500. He’s been fortunate (if you can call it that) not to have been banned.

    not really… the bullies won’t come to the school yard if there is no fat kid to beat on.

  28. antilgfwarrior says:

  29. Emperor says:

    I don’t know, but I have a feeling that Chuck’s Twitter career might go the same way as his career on Digg. That is….. Chuck will end up quitting, running, and hiding.

  30. brookly red says:

    Emperor :
    Warning to Chuck… Breitbart just delivered a direct hit.

    ain’t a damn thing he can do about it… he wanted to run with the big dogs so let him try.

  31. swamprat says:

    Now charles sez

    22 Charles
    Sun, Jun 19, 2011 11:35:24am replyquote 9downupreport

    re: #18 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

    Romney’s likely to win the nomination without Tea Party support, but the party leadership’s going to insist on a “balanced ticket,” i.e. a Tea Party-approved VP. That may be somebody who he’s already sharing the stage with, some potential candidate who’s not yet announced, or (like Palin) a total unknown who pops up out of the bushes.

    That’s how things would have played out in the past, and it’s exactly what McCain did.

    But the Tea Party base is the difference this time. They didn’t even exist in the last election, and they had a huge influence in the mid-terms. Things really have changed since 2008 — extremists are much more influential, and they’re feeling more emboldened than ever.

    But I am pretty sure that he had previously stated that the TeaParty had hurt the GOP and caused them to lose seats in the senate midterm election .

    Might make a good thread, any of you admin/septic tank engineers.

    • Whatever says:

      Oh, I see. That’s why the GOP didn’t used to be crazy, and now is. It’s those teabaggers, who only exist because the president’s black.

      Now it all makes sense.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah, Palin “popped out of the bushes.” Governors are such hidden beasties.

  32. Emperor says:

    Good work, Obdicut. Don’t let them dodge any questions!!!!!

    Obdicut Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:24:25pm 1

    re: #27 Gepetto

    not yours, obviously. Was it really that hard to follow?

    That’s not an answer.

    Whose did you mean?

  33. antilgfwarrior says:

    KGB :
    Although there may have been sandwiches on the menu, technically it wasn’t a “sandwich board”.

    Not so fast!

    SANDWICHES

    http://www.pignwhistlets.com/mainmenu.htm

  34. beed says:

    Yeah, where is Brian Power? Is he going rouge again?!

  35. Mandingo Warrior says:

    antilgfwarrior :

    Follow @AndrewBreitbart@AndrewBreitbart 
    How did you go from high of Rathergate memo hoax reveal to #Weinergate Sandwich Board fail, @lizardoid?
    59 minutes ago via Mobile WebReplyRetweetFavorite

    I wonder why AB is choosing a lazy sunday afternoon to punch chuck in the jingles? Not that I disapprove, but why now?

    • antilgfwarrior says:

      Probably had a few minutes to spare and thought it might be nice to give chuckles a quick thrashing?

    • Charles Johnson's relevance says:

      Saw that.

      Islamophilia and phony stories based on Jew-hatred. The place is so valuable now. That must be why Chunk is constantly boasting about the number of new loozards he signs up every day.

      Oh, wait…

    • Whatever says:

      And he corrected it, but the comments are what they are. Such as:

      2 Lobengula Sun, Jun 19, 2011 7:48:15am

      They ordered that children playing outside carry out the sentence. Nice to see haredi youth being taught the value of life at such an impressionable age.

      And

      9 Juice Sun, Jun 19, 2011 11:19:31am

      Did the soul of 2006 Michael Vick suddenly transmigrate into the rabbi’s body? All joking aside, this is an unfortunate reality in present-day Israel; the religious right is growing in power, partly because their followers have more kids, and are increasingly dominant in the Israeli army.

    • Whatever says:

      Meanwhile, what again did Mohammad say about dogs? Kill all but the white ones?

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Gus tripped over his dick again. Or should I go with the “shocka” headline: “Islamic cleric orders gus’s cock beheaded because it looks like pig snout.”

      Story at ten.

    • Loose Change says:

      This idiotic story was thoroughly debunked and two major Israeli papers printed an apology.

      But I guess since LGF promotes Hitler apologists, no harm can be with spreading blood libels.

  36. Charles Johnson's relevance says:

    Obdicut – hero of LGF – your tenacity will surely be rewarded with the banning of your enemies! Hail, mighty advocate for truth and Islam!

  37. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

  38. Emperor says:

    The Inquisitive Poodle gets smacked down by Gepetto…..

    Gepetto Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:48:30pm 0

    re: #28 Obdicut

    I’m sure there are contextual clues that would yield an answer. have a great day, Hobberdidance!

  39. Emperor says:

    The Inquisitive Poodle might have been struck hard by Gepetto, but it still has the last laugh!

    Rating: -1
    Total: 1

    Minus: 1
    Obdicut

    Plus: 0

    Take that, Gepetto!

  40. swamprat says:

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    Come back and I will downding you a second time, you silly person!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      How dare you try to neutralize my downdings! Just to try to ruin my weekend!!!

      (Does anybody else picture the Wicked Queen in Cinderella, crown perched atop the hijab, when Curious Lurker speaks?)

  41. Banshee says:

    BRC – so when was the last time Chunk actually told us how many new suckers signed on during an open reg?

    • nils says:

      Here’s the last time I found:

      37501_Latino_Voters_Overwhelmingly_Rejected_Sharron_Angle
      #127 (8744699) charles 5 [2010-11-03 12:31:32]

      By the way, we got 43 new users yesterday when I announced registration was open, plus 11 accounts that were attempted sock puppets by the usual cretins. Here's the list (and there could still be a troll or two lurking in here):

  42. Whatever says:

    Where’s Phillip Daniel when you need him? I’m sure that Mo said something about killing all dogs, and then later gave the white ones a reprieve. One thing I know for sure is that in Saudi, the feral dogs are all white. They look like white Labs. Coincidence?

    • Banshee says:

      But, but, there’s no difference between Allah and YHWH and Jesus! All of them were deeply concerned about killing man’s best friend! The prophets, too! Islam Means Peace, mothafucka!

      • Whatever says:

        I just looked it up. I got it backward; he didn’t like any dogs, but he specifically ordered all black ones to be killed, because they’re devils.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        But, but he’s so nice to cats. He gave one milk once, whe he got home after beheading 10,000 infidels. He’s the perfect man was must all try to be!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        whe =when. was = we.

  43. swamprat says:

    He doesn’t know! He can’t tell the socks from the morbidly curious from the laughers from the very few real hatchlings.

    It would be easier to pan gold next to brass milling factory.

  44. beed says:

    Heh. #812 is evil – I think he or she is trying to get this one to the top of the “tweeted articles” list over at LGF. That would be funny!

    Tweeters retweet – maybe Big B will notice and retweet it too…

    https://.twitter.com/#!/Gus_812/status/82557937519828992

  45. Mr Caps says:

    Here’s an upding!

  46. Banshee says:

    LOL. Chunk’s still pretending there was absolutely never any reason to think he thought a menu board was a computer.

    Fuck. That. Chicken.

  47. beed says:

    Oh yeah, the tweet counter is going up! RT #812!

  48. Emperor says:

    Oh.. As I went to retweet 812 above, I noticed that Chuck had complained again on Twitter a few days ago.

    Sadly Chuck.. I think you only named like half of the accounts. 😛

  49. Emperor says:

  50. Banshee says:

    Classic Obdicut:

    “I never understand why weaseling away from a straightforward question is supposed to be some sort of magnificent rhetorical maneuver.”

    No one but you, Obdicut, knows who appointed you the Socratic Dialog Master of LGF.

  51. nils says:

    What jumps out at me is that totally unprepossessing list of bottom ten lizards.

    Besides Buck it’s a nondescript bunch roughly on par with Dr. Horrible’s evil moisture buddy Moist.

  52. Banshee says:

    The MSM seem very eager to investigate Chunk’s claims of stalkery, don’t they? Headline: “Major US Blogger Harrassed; FBI Probes Stalker Site.”

    • brookly red says:

      well to be fair, the FBI don’t dig hippies all that much…

      • Princess Natasha says:

        FBI most certainly don’t dig hippies. LOL. However, if they (the FBI) want to interrogate and investigate me for my stalkerism, they’re welcome to do so, but please only send the cute ones! I hope they use vodka-boarding! Yippee!

    • Whatever says:

      Creeps suspected.

  53. Mandingo Warrior says:

    I’m trying my hand at twitter. How do I post the tweet into our browser?

    @Xcitizen10
    XCitizen10
    @Lizardroid those darn stalkerz. They never leave the Grand Lizard alone. Oh well, at least we know what a retweet means on LGF now.

    • nils says:

      Right-click the time-stamp on the tweet, copy the link address, then paste that, unadorned, into the comment box:

  54. Mandingo Warrior says:

    @Xcitizen10
    XCitizen10
    @Lizardroid @Gus_802 @Gus_812 “I won’t subscribe to the Baltimore Sun, either, and at least they tell me who’s dead.”⁰-Cato the Elder

  55. Mandingo Warrior says:

  56. beed says:

    This is a gem:

    • beed says:

      Classification
      70-80 Borderline deficiency
      50-69 Moron
      20-49 Imbecile
      below 20 Idiot

      • nils says:

        Where does ‘dumbass’ fall in that list, because that’s all that’s left at LGF at this point.

        Charles has succeeded in creating a perfect, tepid, homogeneous, isotropic soup of boring dumbassery. Then ???, then profit!

      • beed says:

        “Dumbass” is an umbrella term for the 0-80 range. Obdicut is an 80 which makes him the Uber Dumbass.

  57. brookly red says:

    nils :
    That’s a real Cato quote. That’s not the real Cato, AFAIK.

    OK… I thought it meant Cato was gone.

  58. Mandingo Warrior says:

  59. Emperor says:

    I’m working on a bit of a photoshop right now…..Stay tuned.

  60. Mandingo Warrior says:

  61. beed says:

    Hmmm… Charles calls himself “Lizardoid” on Twitter – but do the lizards even refer to themselves as “lizards” anymore?

    • nils says:

      Yes, they do.

      • beed says:

        Haven’t seen that in ages… I must read LGF more closely then, I’m falling behind on the stalking. Anyways, it would have been funny if “Lizardoid” was an anachronistic name he was stuck with on Twitter, but oh well.

  62. Mandingo Warrior says:

  63. Mandingo Warrior says:

  64. Mandingo Warrior says:

    nils :
    It’s like the “12 minutes ago” hyperlink in the above tweet, that’s what I mean by time-stamp.

    The “new” Twitter doesn’t show the timestamp for a few minutes.

  65. Mandingo Warrior says:

    • brookly red says:

      well as you can tell by my posts I don’t have a hate-on for any one @ LGF, but that being said Obdicut was some one I disagreed with often.

  66. Banshee says:

    The loozards maystill call themselves Lizards, but nearly all the Lizardim are gone now.

  67. DEZ says:

  68. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Speaking of stomp:

  69. Brian Power says:

    beed :
    Yeah, where is Brian Power? Is he going rouge again?!

    ===============

    Whatever :
    So Brian Power is a commie? Hang the son-of-a-bitch!

    Hey, commies yourselves, fucktards.

  70. Brian Power :

    beed :
    Yeah, where is Brian Power? Is he going rouge again?!

    ===============

    Whatever :
    So Brian Power is a commie? Hang the son-of-a-bitch!

    Hey, commies yourselves, fucktards.

    It’s a joke.