Open Thread

Anyone else notice that Johnson has changed the title of the 38755 thread?

Before:

Government Accountability Office: Breitbart’s ACORN Sting Videos Were Dishonestly Edited

 

After:

Government Accountability Office Finds No Evidence to Support Breitbart and O’Keefe’s Attack on ACORN

 

Hmmm, is that a rare LGF retreat?

Here’s an open thread to discuss anything.

[UPDATE:  Filmmaker Lee Stranahan has had just about enough of Chuck. Take a peek at his next project.]

UPDATE2: Next title change for LGF thread #38755?

 

GAO Finds No Evidence for Deniers’ So-called ‘Medieval Warm Period’

 


192 Comments on “Open Thread”

  1. Doppelganger says:

    Wow already 1500 retreats.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Is that Comic Sans? Pink and Yellow? *urp*

  3. Macker says:

    Hellooooo selrahC…you’re back to your Eternal Punishment in this week’s Download City….you know where to gooooo!

  4. gizbot7 says:

    Stone cold busted in a lie and once again covering his ass. Ugh.

  5. ISTE says:

    Dork_Falcon is as dumb as a box of rocks.

    119 Dark_Falcon
    Fri, Jun 17, 2011 7:54:58pm
    BTW, if anyone gets a Twitter follower called @218822, block that follower. It’s a Stalker account. That account started following me and when I checked its profile it was just continuous hate-spew.

    This has been a public service announcement from Falcon’s Sight Troll Detection Service. We now return to your regularly scheduled Friday night thread.

    He actually mentioned the number which must not be mentioned.

    Nice going Dork!

    • Bunk X says:

      We need more hate-spew here, and on Twitter.

      • gizbot7 says:

        I’m not very good at spewing hate, but I am trying to follow as many spewers as possible. (Wow, that sounds bad)

      • ISTE says:

        Why not, I think we are nearly done here.

        Except for…….

      • ISTE says:

        gizbot7 :
        I’m not very good at spewing hate, but I am trying to follow as many spewers as possible. (Wow, that sounds bad)

        Every time you see some really great hate spewed just add “Quite Concur” to it. If it works for Dork_Falcon it should work for you.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Well, I do try to add a little something now and then I just make no claims as to its value. 😉

      • Bunk X says:

        We are spewers of hate.

      • ISTE says:

        One of us is a moron and the rest are usual idiots.

        I think he once called us ‘script kiddies” but I can’t find it.

      • gizbot7 says:

        So, now I am not allowed to joke around using their terminology without people taking offense? Nice.

      • ISTE says:

        Last picture I saw of him I must admit that for someone who is nearly sixty years old, he has a nice rack.

        gizbot7 :
        So, now I am not allowed to joke around using their terminology without people taking offense? Nice.

        They take offence at the slightest thing over at LGF, here we develop it and turn it into an art form! 😉

      • ISTE says:

        P.S can someone fix the leaving old posts in the text box?

        Or not, it is funny when other people do it…

      • chunkmonk says:

        All your hate spewing are belong to us!

  6. gizbot7 says:

    This is too funny. He is only allowed to mention us now as a public service and even then he mucks it up. His code is so obvious: “We now return to your regularly scheduled Friday night thread” = “Please don’t yell at me for mentioning the stalkers, I’m shutting up about it now!”

  7. livefreeor die says:

    LOL! Chuck changes the title but it’s still flat out misleading.
    Pathetic.

  8. garycooper says:

    Chunky is all about the integrity, honesty and transparency. Kind of like his hero, Anthony Weiner. But much, much fatter!

  9. gizbot7 says:

    Darthstar is still a no-dick asshole. Just had to get that out. Carry on.

  10. xesaie says:

    WUB did a kickstarter project, made like $900 to write a short story.

    Kink sells better than hate, I guess.

    • xesaie says:

      Oops, there’s a lot more money on here than earlier >> Are people really paying good cash for something like that?

      At least if it were porn I’d see the value they were getting.

    • Bunk X says:

      We support all hate-spewers, and we do it financially and metaphysically as well, because we are all hate-spewers.

      • gizbot7 says:

        You do know I was joking, right Bunk? Sometimes it is hard to tell if you do.

      • ISTE says:

        He knows you are joking, he is joking back!

      • gizbot7 says:

        Once again, my bad. And what the hell is a “script kiddie?”

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        gizbot7 :
        Once again, my bad. And what the hell is a “script kiddie?”

        A derogatory name for a juvenile inexperienced hacker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Script_kiddie

        In a Carnegie Mellon report prepared for the U.S. Department of Defense in 2005, script kiddies are defined as

        “The more immature but unfortunately often just as dangerous exploiter of security lapses on the Internet. The typical script kiddy uses existing and frequently well known and easy-to-find techniques and programs or scripts to search for and exploit weaknesses in other computers on the Internet—often randomly and with little regard or perhaps even understanding of the potentially harmful consequences.[5]

        Except we don’t know how to do any of those things, we just laugh at what Charles says and we uncover the lies he tells.

      • Bunk X says:

        gizbot7 :
        You do know I was joking, right Bunk? Sometimes it is hard to tell if you do.

        Nobody jokes here. We’re hate-spewers.

  11. gizbot7 says:

    30 Charles Fri, Jun 17, 2011 10:32:32am

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    Hot Air readers love Sarah Palin – she appeals to the intellectual level over there:

    [Link: hotair.com…]

    Followed by Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain.

    I sometimes wonder whether “Allahpundit,” as an atheist and social liberal, wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, “How did I get here?” He’s trapped in a job where ALL of his readers are hate-obsessed anti-gay religious fanatics, and more and more his posts read like he’s just phoning them in.

    I hope he’s making plenty of money. But there’s not enough money in the world to get me to do something like that.

    LOLOLOLOL!

  12. garycooper says:

    Palin’s intellect and writing-ability are way up here,

    and the Fatass is way down here, with the lowliest libtard moonbats. He’s got all the analytical genius of a Cindy Sheehan or Janeane Garofalo.

  13. xesaie says:

    ISTE :

    Some of us can’t donate any hard cash but we have offered to help in any way we can.
    Chen is offering some video footage, I said he can come down into the boiler room and look at the archives and I think Bunk is going to be the towel boy.
    When it gets to the filming stage I want to be the one that does that black and white stripy clappy board thing.
    Nils is going to play himself.

    I’ve gotta admit I still can’t quite parse the dedication.

    LGF hasn’t fallen, it really was never that amazing to begin with. Y’all are giving both yourselves and Chaz too much credit.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      OK, so how much does this all cost us?

      The site is hosted at WordPress for free. Someone bought the domain name. That is it!

      What do you want us to do with our spare time instead? Basked weaving? Drawing furry porn? (disclaimer, I can’t draw) I know! I could volunteer to serve meals at the local homeless shelter, but it is closed at this time of night.

      Oh well, I guess I should just waste my time laughing at Charles Johnson.

  14. Guy says:

    i noticed this as well. it didn’t quite sink in though, as the matters covered in the gao report (i didn’t realize the gao was the jurisdictional final desk in voting fraud cases) are still not the matters covered in the acorn videos.

    my guess is that charles’ train of thought on these things is something similar to “canada –> maple leaf –> maple tree –> acorn –> breitbart”.

    actually it’s something more along the lines of “bashing breitbart = link-bait”.

  15. nils says:

    ISTE :
    P.S can someone fix the leaving old posts in the text box?
    Or not, it is funny when other people do it…

    My guess is it’s a bug in the particular WP theme being used here.

    Fix would be to change themes, or get this theme fixed (if not already) and update.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      Nah, as I said, don’t worry. I laugh my ass off when someone else does it.

      It is only unfunny when it happens to me.

  16. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    Well, Chuckie can rest assured, since nobody seems to be paying him for anything, while Allah gets paid. I bet he wakes up at night in a pile of Malkin Cash, while fatso wakes up with a soiled Depends and covered in cheeto dust.

    Also, he mocks “stalkers”, yet he obsesses over what Allah does? Projection wears XXXL Sweatpants and a ponytail

  17. Chuckieisajoke says:

    gizbot7 :

    30 Charles Fri, Jun 17, 2011 10:32:32am
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    Hot Air readers love Sarah Palin – she appeals to the intellectual level over there:

    [Link: hotair.com…]
    Followed by Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain.
    I sometimes wonder whether “Allahpundit,” as an atheist and social liberal, wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, “How did I get here?” He’s trapped in a job where ALL of his readers are hate-obsessed anti-gay religious fanatics, and more and more his posts read like he’s just phoning them in.
    I hope he’s making plenty of money. But there’s not enough money in the world to get me to do something like that.

    LOLOLOLOL!

    If someone kicked Chuckles’s dingus he’d rant about a plot to kick dinguses or something.

  18. xesaie says:

    ISTE:

    Its costing people real money now. That $478 is spent (as I understand kickstarter) and its not coming out.

    This site is fun, I post here too. Paying money to make a film about how the other guy sucks and is nothing without you is something else entirely.

    • Calo says:

      I find it damn amusing myself. But, there is no accounting for good taste I suppose.

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        We are talking about money, and someone said

        there is no accounting for good taste

        Calo made a funny!

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      *laughing* yeah, and notice how all our crew offered help but no cash.

      I suppose you have to ask yourself why there are people who are willing to pay Charles Johnson $10 a month so they can view Little Green Footballs without adverts. Then imagine there are people who are the polar opposite of that. They are willing to pay money to see Charles Johnson made to look stupid.

      On a serious note, what happened and is still happening at LGF could be a case study into online cults.

      • xesaie says:

        Man, I do not get paying for that either. Its weird.

        But wait, who’s paying then? I see gizbot is backing, but doesn’t say how much he put out.

        Also, you’re kind of right, I just see the counterblog thing as part of the cult. A schism, if you will.

        I, myself, am just looking for people who will fight back :p

      • Bunk X says:

        I, myself, am just looking for people who will fight back.

        I, someone else, am just looking to spew hate. I’m not a fighter. I’m a spewer.

    • gizbot7 says:

      I look at it like gambling — I may lose some money, but I am paying for the fun. $20 is well worth the laughs I have already had about CJ and the possiblity of even more.

  19. poteen says:

    Paying money to make a film about how the other guy sucks and is nothing without you is something else entirely.

    Isn’t it great? What’s 5, 10 or 20 bucks these days. Instead of just going to the movie your money helps make it and you already know how it ends.It’s kinda like we all are ‘producers’ of a docu-comedy. Kinda like that Michael Moore stuff.
    Besides, in the case of the BRC that money would just go to Big Macs and Thunderbird. Their livers need a break.

  20. Chuckieisajoke says:

    If chuckles were a bond villain he’d be called Mr.Moobs and his goal would be to engulf the world with his moobs.

  21. poteen says:

    I wonder who kicked in $8? An ashtray full of change?

    • xesaie says:

      I wanna know about the 2 people that kicked in $100.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Wannamaker is one, Haakon Dahl is apparently (from the way the count has been increasing) another.

        Looks like a few movie people in there.

  22. Banshee says:

    Will there be a casting call for former loozards? Maybe a crowd scene in the movie? That would be rad.

  23. Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

    I just went to another blog to casually read through what was being said and I saw one post that made me nearly spill my beer.
    The identity of the poster and the name of the blog will remain secret to protect the person’s identity.

    I bought a fresh cigar tonight. An old 80 year old Galicain Spaniard was making them at an Irish bar. His grandson was Spanish/Greek/Scots-Irish/Cherokee.

    So now I have this mental image of someone smoking a cigar that has been hand rolled on the inside of the thigh of a naked 80 year old Galicain Spaniard.

    Nasty…… 🙂

  24. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Hey no need to talk about Chuckles lover like that.

  25. xesaie says:

    Bunk X :
    https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/lgf-then-and-now.png

    It’s funny because this other guy and I were making fun of the fake-ass lgf ‘biker’ jackets the other day.

    Faux beardo toughguys are infinitely mockable.

    • ISTE says:

      What you have to remember is that the members of the “old” LGF had quite a few real life meet ups. It was not just an online thing.

      • xesaie says:

        so do furries, not entirely sure the significance you’re looking for.

      • ISTE says:

        xesaie :
        so do furries, not entirely sure the significance you’re looking for.

        Well, I suppose what I am saying is imagine if a group of furries who knew each other in real life and met up at gatherings were suddenly all banned from furaffinity.net or deviantart.com .

        it would take quite a while for all those people to re-group at another site. In reality they would not all re-group at the same online site. the group would dissolve and disseminate.

        can I have a beer now?

      • xesaie says:

        sure, I get it now, got lost between trains of conversation here.

        From what I’m told, that has happened a few times in that community too. If you guys get a chance, you should ask WUB about it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Very true. But they don’t spew hate like we do.

      • xesaie says:

        whats this ‘hate spewing’ thing come from? I haven’t been paying attention well enough, I guess.

      • poteen says:

        Happens when you cry in your soup.

      • ISTE says:

        Bunk picked up on a phrase he liked and he is going to use it until he either goes to sleep or another word enters his subconscious.

        Deep down it is a parody of how Charles Johnson gets on a theme and won’t stop unless something else attracts his attention.

        If Bunk does not stop spewing hate soon we will gently smack him up the side of the head with a baseball bat and yell “Oh look, a squirrel!”

      • Bunk X says:

        The eighth comment on this thread.

        119 Dark_Falcon
        Fri, Jun 17, 2011 7:54:58pm
        BTW, if anyone gets a Twitter follower called @218822, block that follower. It’s a Stalker account. That account started following me and when I checked its profile it was just continuous hate-spew.

        This has been a public service announcement from Falcon’s Sight Troll Detection Service. We now return to your regularly scheduled Friday night thread.

        SPEW SPEW SPEW
        HATE HATE HATE

      • Bunk X says:

        I’m entering my subconscience now, but I forgot the breadcrumbs to find my way back out again.

  26. swamprat says:

    xesaie :so do furries, not entirely sure the significance you’re looking for.

    Thanks. I just had a mental image of someone going to DisneyWorld in order to proposition a childhood idol.

    I don’t want to think about people going to sports events to drool over the mascots. It ain’t right.

    • ISTE says:

      But who do you think designs and makes the costumes for the mascots? 95% of the “furry” thing is not about sex. (I may be totally wrong here but that is the impression I am getting)

  27. Bunk X says:

    OT– I had a salmon in the freezer for a few months, so I pulled it out this morning to thaw it on the counter. It’s pretty soft right now. Does anyone know how to cook it?

    • ISTE says:

      Yep, you dust it with powdered Cheetoes and bake it for 2 hrs at 350F.

      Then you give it to the cat while un Mata Hari goes to the store to get more fruit.

      • St. Pancake says:

        Bunk X :
        …so I pulled it out this morning to thaw it on the counter. It’s pretty soft right now. Does anyone know how to …

        WOW, for a second there I thought that was going someplace embarrassing!

    • Bunk X says:

      Where the hell is Beed. I wanted to spew some hate at him.

      • ISTE says:

        He is spurting you…

        Aw shit! Spurning!

      • Calo says:

        Spewing?

        Synonyms: jet, pour, rush, gush, spout, spurt, squirt, swoosh
        Antonyms: dribble, drip, drop, trickle

        My mind is in the gutter with that word.

    • Bunk X says:

      Since nobody gave me a straight answer, I stuck it back in. It’ll be rock hard in no time.

  28. Banshee says:

    I think I’ve finally figured out why Chunk uses a baby avatar.

    He can’t show a recent picture because he’s not ready for the world to see his forehead prayer bump.

  29. Daedalus says:

    She’s probably still on welfare.

  30. ISTE says:

    Aw shit! Spurning!

    Calo :
    Spewing?
    Synonyms: jet, pour, rush, gush, spout, spurt, squirt, swoosh
    Antonyms: dribble, drip, drop, trickle
    My mind is in the gutter with that word.

    What Calo really meant….

    Calo :
    Spewing?
    Young Stud: jet, pour, rush, gush, spout, spurt, squirt, swoosh
    Old Man: dribble, drip, drop, trickle
    My mind is in the gutter with that word.

  31. xesaie says:

    Banshee :
    That’s our Daedalus. Cold, and with a wit so massive it beds light rays.

    That made my night.

  32. Daedalus says:

    Banshee :

    That’s our Daedalus. Cold, and with a wit so massive it beds light rays.


    Maybe I’ll dress in Orange overalls and play a guitar!

    • St. Pancake says:

      Let’s see, you could be playing a gig somewhere this Friday night. Or you can obsessively monitor a blog that has a host of misfits babbling about BS such as frogs phucking along with hourly updates on how you’re being mocked here.
      Brilliant choice there chuckles!

  33. xesaie says:

    OT again, guys should play this game; http://coup.peterbrinson.com/

    about Mossadiq. Short, artistic, and depressing.

  34. poteen says:

    Bunk X :
    Shit bends.

    That’s what happens when you ascend from the septic tank too fast.

  35. poteen says:

    Also known as doodoo narcosis.

  36. Banshee says:

    Wow.

    Look at his comment numbers for the day.

    Can you say “we’re going to need someone new to mock soon”?

    I knew you could.

    The latest post (stolen again from a loozard’s page) got 34 comments in three fucking hours.

    Oh well. It’s been fun.

  37. Emperor says:

    Dedicated to Mr. Johnson…..

  38. ISTE says:

    I think Charles Johnson has alerted all the technical and security staff at both Twitter and Bitly and Hosting Matters. A combined force of over 300 specialists are on standby.

    Charles himself is going to stay awake all night and is coordinating the effort. He has several catering size bags of Cheetoes at the ready and lots of empty soda bottles.

    A formidable force has been put together to catch the phantom Tweeter. He will be caught and persecuted!

    Notice he left the Tweet counter available and exposed on the overnight thread? That is bait!!!!

    On an unrelated note, I am going to have a couple of slices of pizza, another beer and a good night’s sleep.

    Good luck Chuckie! 8)

  39. xesaie says:

    Bunk X :
    Where’d your nic come from? It bothers me because I keep trying to anagram it into something hate-spewing.

    All my nicknames come from either a) (nearly all of them) words that I put in as my name by hitting a random key before playing Master of Magic back in the early ’90s. The cool ones I started to just reuse.

    The others are shortened versions or variations of the former.

    And a few that were from the ol’ roleplaying days, but I’d never use them on here. Things like Arianrhod and Marisol (Who was a cutie!)

  40. Banshee says:

    Great. I think all his posts should get 77 retweets from now on. Pretty please?

  41. Doppelganger says:

    We are tne hate spewers, and we are the spewers of hate

    –Willie Wonka

    • ElSuerte says:

      What is best in life?

      To ban your enemies,
      see their karma strewn before you,
      and to hear the hatred spewed by their women.

      -Charles The Blogarian

  42. bitemecomics says:

    I have not spewed enough hate as of late. Perhaps that should be corrected.

  43. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Chuckie likes to spew medieval warming out of his mouth.

  44. Chuckieisajoke says:

    I’am sure chuckles will say Howard Stern is better than Rush Limbaugh even if Howard admits to abusing prescription drugs.