The Race Detective deciphers a Poll result!

The Race Detective is back! Charles has uncovered the real reason why a new poll shows Conservatives have turned against Nation building and unlimited wars. It has nothing to do with us being broke. Seeing that America has gained little from these wars has nothing to do with it. Realizing that you can’t impose Democracy at the point of a gun isn’t the cause for a reassessment on the part of Conservatives. This change is due to racism!

The amazing Race Detective knows the reasons for the change in results better than the Pew Reasearch Center. Well Charles left out some important details out. A majority of Democrats also oppose interventionist policies!

As we see Charles can’t handle the truth. Rather than explain why racism is the reason for this shift among Republicans, he attacks LRonHoover.

 Another “whatever man”  moment. Rather than address the finding of the polls, Charles attacks the messenger.

The Race Detective can never reveal his methods of uncovering racism. No explanation is given how he draws theses conclusions. It seems  to oppose unlimited wars and interventionism is now racist! Thank you Charles! How would we ever find racism without you!

Charles Johnson, the Race Detective strikes again!


169 Comments on “The Race Detective deciphers a Poll result!”

  1. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Dennis Kucinich – obvious racist, conspiring with other racists.

    Well, obvious if you’re Chunk.

  2. garycooper says:

    That has to be the dumbest conclusion to be drawn from the poll in question, that could possibly be drawn. By anyone, anywhere, in any time. Tallk about non sequiturs. 🙄

    • Whatever says:

      The answer to the question is always “racism”. Doesn’t matter what the question is. It makes it easier. You don’t have to think.

      Global warming works the same way. Whatever happens, the cause is global warming.

      It’s so easy being green…

    • 26+9 = Racism

      The capital of New Hampshire = Racism

      Symbol for Neon on the periodic table of the elements = Racism

      Year gold was discovered in the Klondike = Racism

  3. garycooper says:

    In other news. the Clintons are outraged!

    The Weinergate Nontroversy has them apoplectic. Bill is furiously seething, and Hillary is red-faced, sweaty and breathing hard.


    The Clintons, the sources said, and their extended world, are furious and want no contact with Weiner. But they are deeply supportive and protective of Abedin, whom Clinton called a “second” daughter when he officiated her wedding.

    “They are livid,” said one source affiliated with Hillary Clinton.

    Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57116.html#ixzz1PTBgZL84

  4. antilgfwarrior says:

    Ooooh!

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Is THAT asswipe still blogging? Hi, Oliver! What a douche.

      Charles was right about the oil ticks. Too bad he lost his mind. Or was he bought off?

  5. garycooper says:

    Hillary wants no contact with Weiner…well, duh. We knew that already.

  6. YankintheEU says:

    Charles throws his best (fallacious) argument at the one guy who makes some sense: guilt by association.

    It’s too bad Charles never came out with a solo album — he’s got the name already.

  7. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Shit. Oliver Willis now gets his welfare check from Media Matters. What a shock.

  8. Fred Derf says:

    Charles Johnson – was he a member of the Oxford University debating team?

  9. ElSuerte says:

    Ouch

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      I wonder how it feels to be loathed and mocked equally by right and left.

      • ElSuerte says:

        He probably rationalizes it with some sort of “If you’re taking flack, you’re on target” fallacy.

        And really, at this point any tiny bit of recognition is crucial to CJ’s self validation, even if it’s getting slammed for being a racist by a Fillet o Fish gorging man-orca hybrid.

    • gizbot7 says:

      LOL. He’s getting his ass kicked (again) on twitter.

  10. Gus_812 made the “creep” list:

    (CJ must have been too scared to look; 812 isn’t following anyone)

  11. Bunk X says:

    Heh.

    274 Crimsonfisted Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:18:11pm replyquote
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    I am logged in from my phone. Charles’s avatar is a picture of a baby. That’s not right is it?

  12. Lizardoid says:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Racism!

  13. Charles Johnson's credibility says:

    What? Huh? Where’d ev’body go?

  14. Charles Johnson's credibility says:

    Seriously, where is ev’body? I wanna have a debate! Be part of the national conversation!

    TPM? Guardian? How about another article on tribalism? Or smartphones! Hey, didja know they’re actually little computers?

    [looks at phone, email, answering machine] Are these things working?

    [sobs]

  15. OldLineTexan says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :Is THAT asswipe still blogging? Hi, Oliver! What a douche.
    Charles was right about the oil ticks. Too bad he lost his mind. Or was he bought off?

    It’s so cool … he’s apparently as much of a blind hater as Stalker Charles. A match made in Heaven, IMO.

  16. OldLineTexan says:

    charpete :we’re all busy cutting eye holes in our pillow cases…

    CRAP! Mine looks like Charlie Brown’s Halloween costume!

  17. charpete says:

    I actually used an old pillowcase that has a drool stain on it…think Gorbachev if he were a white supremacist.

  18. St. Pancake says:

    Obama is incompetent and clueless but jazzy wants to turn it into racism. Jazzy likes Cheetos which are NOT black or brown. RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. beed says:

    Awww… Daddy does love his children of the corn!

  20. ISTE says:

    Hey Beed, now you know why we asked you to keep a sekrit! 😉

  21. Lizardoid says:

    – How many fingers do you see, Winston? How many?
    – I see racism!

  22. Banshee says:

    OT, but I want to congratulate Ayman al-Zawahiri, Dr. Prayer Bump, on succeeding to the leadership of Al Qaeda. May the light from your zebiba guide our Hellfire missiles straight upon your head, O Muslim!

  23. doppelganger says:

    Charles Johnson is the worst debater on the internet. Period.

    His entire debate tactic revolved around a two pronged plan of attack

    1. ad hominem

    then go for the

    2. Non sequitur

    usually the person is blocked between steps 1 and 2

    • Banshee says:

      I love it when he gets his doltish ass kicked by Twitter girls. Just think of the un-PC shit that goes through his “mind” when he sees Dana’s pretty face.

  24. ISTE says:

    Oh dear, Charles said “flag”

    http://twitter.com/#!/SlinkyBewmont/status/81485212902637569

  25. beed says:

    Does the twitter-clicky-thingy work on old articles as well? Is it possible to bump one of Charles’ worst anti-muslim or anti-lib posts to the top of the “tweeted articles” sidebar?

    That would be mighty fun.

    • ISTE says:

      I don’t think so, otherwise the top tweeted articles would stay there forever. Like a best score thingy on a video game.

      You and Charles are buddies, E-mail him and ask him what the cut-off date is. He is not speaking to me for some reason.

      Better still, ask him in the comments over at LGF.

      • beed says:

        I value my account. You would too.

        And the reason I still get to value my account is that Charles really – really – does not get ambiguous shit.

        Nice try, though.

      • beed says:

        But we could still tweet Charles’ Greatest Shit like they were new articles, right?

        That would be fun. Especially if we get the twitter heavyweights in on the action.

        And you could be damn sure that Charles would end up vaulting everything he ever wrote prior to 2009.

      • beed says:

        Speak of the Devil:

      • beed says:

        Oh no, he di’int:

        @directorblue might need a little help?

      • Whatever says:

        Isn’t everything prior to 2009 most of Chuck’s blog?

      • Banshee says:

        His “top tweets” stay on the list for one week. We should try to promote an old “let’s give ’em a state!” post and see what happens.

      • beed says:

        Turn this one into a shortened link and tweet it, ISTE? Would that work?

        littlegreenfootballs.com / weblog / ?entry=10670

        (spaces inserted…)

      • ISTE says:

        beed :
        Turn this one into a shortened link and tweet it, ISTE? Would that work?
        littlegreenfootballs.com / weblog / ?entry=10670
        (spaces inserted…)

        http://lgf.bz/bFExWn There you go!

        Warning, indirect link to LGF.

    • Mr Caps says:

      Better still, ask him in the comments over at LGF.

      But Beed careful when you do 😉

  26. beed :

    But we could still tweet Charles’ Greatest Shit like they were new articles, right?

    That would be fun. Especially if we get the twitter heavyweights in on the action.

    And you could be damn sure that Charles would end up vaulting everything he ever wrote prior to 2009.

    Yep, tweet away.

    • beed says:

      Ok. Is it difficult to obtain a Twitter account? Do you need, like, passwords, multiple e-mails, no proxies, moneys and shit?

      This dude is analogue.

      • ISTE says:

        Bunk managed to get one so it can’t be that difficult!

        All you do is pick a really cool name like “Beed” and sign up. You get an e-mail confirmation you have to click on then off you go.

        Then you can get blocked by Charles like the rest of us.

  27. I am no isolationist.

    We should, however, renounce thoroughly our yoke of Vassalage to the Sheikhdoms, Emirates, Sultanates, Khanates, and “Islamic Republics”, and reassert our independence, free of any servitude to the whims of Muslim potentates…

    We should, furthermore, encourage Colombian imperialism as well as American imperialism in Latin America, while letting the rotting corpse of Western Europe fall permanently to Islamic Imperialism — that’s what they deserve — while strengthening ties with Christian Eastern Europe. Dissociate with most of the Dar Al-Islam, but keep a close eye on their antics.

  28. Emperor says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :

    beed :
    But we could still tweet Charles’ Greatest Shit like they were new articles, right?
    That would be fun. Especially if we get the twitter heavyweights in on the action.
    And you could be damn sure that Charles would end up vaulting everything he ever wrote prior to 2009.

    Yep, tweet away.

  29. beed says:

  30. doppelganger says:

    Charles always looking to scrap with a smarter, more talented person. Anything for a few blog hits right Charles?

    the fake counts aren’t making the coin, huh fatso?

  31. ISTE says:

    @directorblue might need a little help?

    LMAO, he is doing fine on his own..

    • ISTE says:

      I hate you beed, sending me on a link shortening quest while you get the scoop.

      • beed says:

        I have no idea what you’re talking about, but that is probably for the better… 🙂

      • beed says:

        Which link is better? Will they both work?

      • ISTE says:

        I just posted the same tweet as you only 5 minutes later. It is stuck in moderation so you can’t see it but I can and that makes me look like an incoherent, rambling fool.

      • ISTE says:

        beed :
        Which link is better? Will they both work?

        If you post the shortened link that LGF gives you then it gets converted by twitter but still adds to his counter.

        If you post the long URL into twitter and let twitter shorten it then when you click on it it doesn’t increment his counter. That is what he was moaning about.

      • ISTE says:

        Beed, check your
        littlegreenfootballs.com / weblog / ?entry=10670

        It didn’t make the list, and my clicker is really sore and swollen now.

      • beed says:

        Not on the list, no. But what does the counter on the article itself say? Has it been tweeted? I ain’t touching that link…

        Has he outsmarted us?

      • ISTE says:

        beed :
        Not on the list, no. But what does the counter on the article itself say? Has it been tweeted? I ain’t touching that link…
        Has he outsmarted us?

        You sent me clicking and poking and you won’t touch it?

        I think you outsmarted me!

        (361)

  32. Emperor says:

  33. Emperor says:

  34. Comment 17 says:

  35. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Don’t you people have anything better to do then spend day after day, hour after hour, talking about Charles Johnson?

    • YankintheEU says:

      Personally, I am overloaded with stuff to do, but I still like to come for a laugh and to ridicule the arguments of that smear merchant.

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      We work in shifts. It’s not as bad as you think. Also, I can groom my pekingese and post at the same time so life is good.

      Cheers and welcome aboard!

    • Mr Caps says:

      Welcome, to the most entertaining blog on the internet, feel free to chime in and please.. try not to be to dickish 🙂

    • ISTE says:

      When I am not on here for hours and hours talking about Charles Johnson I am over at Little green Footballs reading all his old posts.

      While I am on the bus going to work I make small figures of Charles and stick pins in them (No Charles, that is not a death threat, I only want to make you itch a little)

      While at the dentist I listen to his interviews on a cheap Wal-Mart iPod knockoff.

      In the bathroom I have a laminated copy of the new York Times article that I read while sitting quietly waiting for things to happen.

      At night, while asleep I dream about Cheetoes.

      Other than that I lead a normal life.

    • Charles Johnson says:

      No.

    • spaceallah says:

      Consider for a moment that he’s such a colossal asshole that he’s managed to create a united front against him. He used people’s private information submitted via PayPal in unethical ways, and he is a pathological liar.

      You reap what you sow

    • Heywood Jablomie says:

      You’re right!

      I’m going to start a blog and gorge on Cheetos and piss into bottles!

      Good times!

  36. beed says:

    ISTE :

    beed :
    Not on the list, no. But what does the counter on the article itself say? Has it been tweeted? I ain’t touching that link…
    Has he outsmarted us?

    You sent me clicking and poking and you won’t touch it?
    I think you outsmarted me!
    (361)

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    out of
    0
    LGF Pages – The new bumper sticker(s) of the Left. (Photoshop)
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/185249_The_new_bumper_sticker(s)_of_t
    lgf.bz/mvIfVU
    Info Page+
    51 mins ago
    Options

    Old article on stinky’s list… Strange.

    • ISTE says:

      That is OK. A shortened URL gets generated the first time an article or page is accessed. Those old articles and pages never had a short URL assigned because they were first posted before Charles did all the Bit.ly stuff.

      Somebody must have looked at that old page and that triggers Charles’ server to go to bitly and generate a URL.

      • ISTE says:

        Oh and Charles, feel free to step in any time you like to correct us if we are wrong or misguided in any way…

      • beed says:

        Ok – but why did not the Let’s give Them a State! article show up then?

      • ISTE says:

        beed :
        Ok – but why did not the Let’s give Them a State! article show up then?

        Because on the 17th Sept 2010 that old page was accessed by some old fart picking strawberries.

  37. beed says:

    Hugh G. Rection :
    Don’t you people have anything better to do then spend day after day, hour after hour, talking about Charles Johnson?

    If you define “better” as “better than spending day after day, hour after hour, talking about Charles Johnson”, then no.

  38. beed says:

    ISTE: We didn’t make the “tweeted articles” list. Damn waste.

  39. Whatever says:

    I found TFK over at WUWT:

    APACHEWHOKNOWS says:
    June 16, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Green Bots.
    Green Cult.
    Green Gone Wild.
    New Green is Dirty Green.

    🙂

  40. Hugh G. Rection says:

    beed :

    Hugh G. Rection :
    Don’t you people have anything better to do then spend day after day, hour after hour, talking about Charles Johnson?

    If you define “better” as “better than spending day after day, hour after hour, talking about Charles Johnson”, then no.

    Seriously that is sad,and I do think that Johnson is a putz.
    Weren’t a lot of you annoyed about all the Little Green Footballs talk on the mother blog?

    • ISTE says:

      That is why the “Mother blog” gave birth to this little kiddie blog.

      • ELSuerte says:

        It’s funny, because the Charles Johnson talk gave birth to the mother blog in the first place.

        Quite a tidy ontological paradox. We’re deep like that.

      • Whatever says:

        It was a really bloody C-section, too. Gross.

    • Archonix says:

      It was off topic there. Here, it’s the entire point.

    • Banshee says:

      Dude, Johnsons are putzes by definition. But our Johnson is not just your average putz. He is an emblematical putz. An archetypal putz. A problematical putz. A putz for the ages, a puzzling putz, a putz of very little brain.

      Plus, it’s fun to watch them scatter when you turn on the light.

  41. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Voltaires Crack :
    We work in shifts. It’s not as bad as you think. Also, I can groom my pekingese and post at the same time so life is good.
    Cheers and welcome aboard!

    Oh I will be posting here. It seems like a cheesy but fun place to be.

  42. Hugh G. Rection says:

    ISTE :
    That is why the “Mother blog” gave birth to this little kiddie blog.

    Come to think of it, yeah.

  43. Arachne says:

    Since Charles was so ready to deride Sarah Palin over Paul Revere, perhaps he’d like to see Obama completely make up the history not only of the Statute of Liberty but also of the Emma Lazarus poem. Hey Chuck check out your hero and see how many errors you can spot.

    • Speranza says:

      Don’t forget his great uncle who was in the Red Army and helped liberate Auschwitz.

    • Whatever says:

      Healthcare? Healthcare?!?!?!?! Homeless? Homeless?!?!?!?

      W. T. F.?!?!?!?!?!?!?@

      • gizbot7 says:

        I wonder how many O-straps know what Obamacare really means to their pocketbook.

      • Whatever says:

        Regardless, I don’t recall those in that poem. I must have missed the part in 8th grade history about the Statue of Liberty promising healthcare to the homeless.

        Learn something new every day, huh uncle Boris?

      • Banshee says:

        Of course, there were no homeless in those days, and if there had been, not a soul would have wanted healthcare for them.

        Ass.

  44. beed says:

    Don’t get tangled up in this place. It is a bad place. A dirty place. And besides, there are plenty of big dicks here already. But Bunk may have room for one more…

  45. Whatever says:

    And for your initiation, you have to yell: PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL!

  46. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Whatever :
    And for your initiation, you have to yell: PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL!

    (Doing my best Beavis & Buthead imitation) heh, heh, heh, he said penis!

  47. Whatever says:

    And them go over to LFG and drop the “N” bomb in the middle of the night.

  48. Speranza says:

    Also Obama claimed that10,000 Kansans were killed in a tornado. Did that include Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?

  49. Whatever says:

    And don’t get on the spam filter’s bad side, like I did.

  50. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Whatever :
    And don’t get on the spam filter’s bad side, like I did.

    That don;t matter, I am not using my own computer.

    • Speranza says:

      I love your nic. I hope you can live up to that nickname Hugh. Are you Anthony Weiner’s friend?

  51. stonemason says:

    ISTE :

    beed :
    Turn this one into a shortened link and tweet it, ISTE? Would that work?
    littlegreenfootballs.com / weblog / ?entry=10670
    (spaces inserted…)

    http://lgf.bz/bFExWn There you go!
    Warning, indirect link to LGF.

    He must have killed it, wouldn’t tweet for me.

  52. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Speranza :
    I love your nic. I hope you can live up to that nickname Hugh. Are you Anthony Weiner’s friend?

    Heh heh heh, you said weiner!

  53. Whatever says:

    FWIW, there’s Weiner and there’s weiner. One’s a dick, and the other’s a dick.

  54. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    The Johnson seems to be losing the War of the Tweets.

  55. Whatever says:

    The second one was supposed to be wiener.

  56. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Whatever :
    FWIW, there’s Weiner and there’s weiner. One’s a dick, and the other’s a dick.

    Charles Johnson is a gonad.

  57. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Is THAT asswipe still blogging? Hi, Oliver! What a douche.
    Charles was right about the oil ticks. Too bad he lost his mind. Or was he bought off?

    What!?!?