The Ron Paul online Poll Threat

Charles obsesses over Ron Paul. He is at the center of The maharaja’s conspiracy theory. We all know that Paulians spam online polls. Charles does a post acting as if this is critical crisis.

 

Ron Paul and his minions strike again! Thank you Charles for standing up to Ron Paul and his diabolical plot for global domination! You are a true hero!

That sad part is the Sage of Culver City probably does think he’s a hero!

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89 Comments on “The Ron Paul online Poll Threat”

  1. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    If Charles is irrelevant, and he is, this place has become a snoozefest. Somebody page me when there’s a funny post.

    • Whatever says:

      Of course, I’ll be waiting with baited breath for an opportunity to summon you, O great Grammar Nazi one! Just give me the square root of -1 first.

    • chunkmonk says:

      I’m always amused when a commenter expresses its displeasure regarding a blog post. Why bother commenting? Start your own blog, and then every single post will meet your gold standard of “teh funneh!”

      Somebody page me when there’s a funny post..

      Maybe you should create an app for that!

      • There is a service dog for that.

      • xesaie says:

        We’re just trying to help, though.

        You should appreciate it, it lets you act as if that it isn’t entirely as monolithic and culty as LGF is.

      • Yes, like PCN VK when it burns.

      • Basement Cat says:

        On my blog, I accept comments like that. It’s always possible that I might be wrong about something, and it’s very likely that I left out something important that the commenter wants to remind me of.

        True, I have to weed out commercial spam, crudely abusive comments with no significant informational content, and mindless and boring repetition of previous comments. I bleep out any swear words that I find.

        But I never ditch a comment simply because it expresses disagreement.

  2. Whatever says:

    Silly internet polls. Like the ones you have on LFG right now?

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Everything in his power.

  4. OldLineTexan says:

    Nersa Santiago (1929 – 2011)
    Nersa Cecila Lopez Santiago, went to be with the Lord on June 13, 2011 in Xxxxxx, TX at home surrounded by her loving family. Born in Havana, Cuba on October 20,1929 to Jaime and Ana Lopez. Nersa is survived by her loving husband Jose Miguel, daughters and son. She was the most incredible women, that will be greatly missed. Love you, Mami.
    Friends are cordially invited to a visitation with the family

  5. Lord Nazh says:

    Paulans spamming polls? Damn this is bigger than Ra(th)erGate!!!

    • Basement Cat says:

      Ron Paul supporters did get a reputation back in 2007-8 for spamming polls. Making a big issue about it now hardly seems worth the bother.

      Spamming polls on DoD – now, that’s another matter!

  6. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    The breath around here does smell like bait, now that you mention it.

  7. Whatever says:

    The weird thing about Ronpaul in the debait 😛 was that for the most part, Herman Cain took the wind out of his sails. They’re both primarily about economics, and Cain was a much stronger, clearer, more passionate advocate for pretty much what Paul was all about. That left Ron looking like yesterday’s oatmeal.

    Once either one got outside of fiscal and management matters, they went downhill quickly.

    • gizbot7 says:

      Well, that is Cain’s forte. Right about now, I ain’t bitching about that either. Ron Paul gives me the creeps. I shudder to think of the women whose babies he delivered. Ick!

      • Philip_Daniel says:

        Dr. Paul attracts mostly the psychically-marginal fringe within the Libertarian movement. His name only garners laughs nowadays. As a result of his implicitly-antisemitic foreign policy perspective, he also attracts the conspiracy kooks, KKK/Aryan Nations filth, and even Islamists to rally to his side.

  8. OldLineTexan says:

    xesaie :We’re just trying to help, though.
    You should appreciate it, it lets you act as if that it isn’t entirely as monolithic and culty as LGF is.

    “We”? Are you claiming creit for BBG’s work/kvetching?

  9. OldLineTexan says:

    formercorpsman :Baited. Is that Texan?

    No. We know there’s no “i”. But we don’t care.

    • Even better. And I for one thought the brunette & the blond getting their picture taken on the bull at the Mesquite Rodeo were probably some of the finest specimens the Lonestar State had to offer over any other hands down. See, I do care.

  10. Alright bitches, have a good one. This was a good laugh today. Do they take requests?

  11. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    I take it all back. Charles is so lame, he doesn’t deserve better mockers.

  12. garycooper says:

    I requested Coco balancing a can of beer on her butt:

    http://tinyurl.com/6ytxh9x

    Slut-Shamer, to the floor!

  13. WUB are you still here? Come on put me on. I’m much better than a furry costume!

  14. Aristotle says:

    In other news: Chuck thinks Dennis Kucinich is racist. Anyone who opposes Obama’s unconstitutional wars does that because he hates black people.

    _________________________________

    What does it take to get Republicans and right wing bloggers to unite with far left congressman Dennis Kucinich, oppose a war, and come out in favor of leaving an Arab dictator in power?

    Simple: a black President.

    • Archonix says:

      BZZZT Wrong answer! Our survey says “democrat in the whitehouse”.

    • YankintheEU says:

      That’s just great. On top of all the other issues I take with Charles, I now resent him for causing me to defend in thought Dennis Kucinich against the charge that his criticism of Obama is necessarily racist.

    • Philip_Daniel says:

      Funny, because it is those whom Obama supports in Libya — the White Caucasoid Arabs and White Caucasoid Berbers — who are slaughtering Blacks, ostensibly on the pretense of their being exclusively pro-Gaddafi mercenaries, although the actual source of these impune massacres lies in the racial enmity against Blacks (‘abeed, lit. “slaves”) inculcated by the canon of the Sunnah (stating this, of course, makes me a bigot, or some-such-other nonsense…)

  15. Hah says:

    chunkmonk :
    I’m always amused when a commenter expresses its displeasure regarding a blog post. Why bother commenting? Start your own blog, and then every single post will meet your gold standard of “teh funneh!”

    Somebody page me when there’s a funny post..

    Maybe you should create an app for that!

    I don’t think so! “Start your own blog?” That’s uncomfortably close to “Get off my site!” No dissent or critique of posts allowed?

  16. mrpaulrevere says:

    Well look what I found, our ole’ buddy Wild Irish Rose is on twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/PaulaConnell

    • Whatever says:

      And sanctimonious as ever:

      PaulaConnell Paula Connell
      @AndrewBreitbart the only thing more immoral than destroying a mans life and family over politics is destroying it to bolster your own ego.

      Like Mr. Petertweeter was just an innocent bystander… 🙄

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        Well, she also thought Chunk should be immune from mockery.

      • Lord Nazh says:

        Damn BB and all them right-wingers for making him send pics of his weiner to all those people!

      • Philip_Daniel says:

        Typical blindness to truth when it radiates from the “other side”, a pitiful symptom of hyper-partisanness…

        You see, if Breitbart were a Liberal Democrat and Weiner a Conservative Republican, Breitbart would be well-nigh worshiped by the Progressives…

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, because it’s so incredibly ETHICAL to lie about the goings on at someone else’s blog to such a degree that your friends have to call you out on your duplicity. Measure anything by Irish Rose’s moral compass and you not only have wiggle room, you have drive a Mac Truck through room.

    • mrpaulrevere says:

      What a shock, she follows both Rep. Weiner and CJ.

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        He banned her and she still follows him. That says it all.

      • Whatever says:

        Amazing. Definitely has issues if she follows Jazzy TAPM after getting banned. She needs to see a shrink.

    • The Osprey says:

      Glory be! I think I need a shot o’ Bushmills!

    • dej says:

      She comes across as a Meth Head tweeker. Posts a ton of times for a day, disappears, comes back and does it again.

  17. song_and_dance_man says:

    Charles thinks he’s still significant in the blogosphere. The only people that are paying him any attention is this blog.,

  18. mrpaulrevere says:

    Submitted without comment:

    jaybird Wed, Jun 15, 2011 2:51:42pm

    -5
    down
    up
    report

    …this was a GREAT blog. On the front lines on the war on terror. Busted the corruption of Dan Rather and CBS News. It was a wonderful thing to behold. Now look at how far you’ve fallen, what you’ve become. Piece of personal advice: get back in to see your shrink and get those meds adjusted. They ain’t working.

    • song_and_dance_man says:

      That won’t last long.

    • song_and_dance_man says:

      One of the best comments I’ve seen from 1.0 in a long time.

    • snowcrash says:

      jaybird and his comment will soon be deleted.

    • Pakimon says:

      How did Chunky miss that?!?!

      He must be on a Cheetos run or emptying out his piss bottle.

      Wasn’t too long ago when he had his ever watchful
      “comment patrol” ever vigilant to sound the alarm whenever someone transgressed.

      Now he has to rely on “downdingers”.

      • ElSuerte says:

        Retraction please. Charles does not empty out his piss bottles. He simply reaches for a new one.

        Thanks to the Law of Conservation of Soda (It’s a science thing, Loody told me.), the volume of the outflow of liquid will never be greater then the inflow. Therefore, all other things being constant, Chuck will never run out of piss bottles, and thus will never have to drain and reuse one.

      • Whatever says:

        That only works until Un Mata Hari brings fruit and water. Then the Law of Conservation of Soda can be violated. Dr. Loody should have known that.

  19. Pretzel Logic says:

    Ha…

    4 Alouette Wed, Jun 15, 2011 2:47:16pm 4 down up report

    It’s hard to believe I used to be a FReeper.

    It’s hard to believe you’re still a Jew. (Waves at Alouette)

    • Pakimon says:

      If Chucky Cheetos had another “epiphany” and announced that he “saw the light” and was “down with the FReepers”, Alouette would be first in line squealing “Hey I was FReeper!” just to curry favor and jockey for position in the New Chunk Order.

      • snowcrash says:

        She didn’t stick by her friends NYnana, ploomie, Wrath and Carl. During the big purge year, most people left when their group of friends did.

      • Whatever says:

        What’s kind of funny (in a perverse sense) about Alouette was that back in the old days, she was always going at it with an atheist Israeli professor who went by the handle “Pitricus”. Alouette always took the religious position. Chuck of today, and even of yesterday would have agreed with Pitricus, but Pitricus is banned.

        Brownnosing does work sometimes.

    • Arachne says:

      Me too, Alouette. But Jim Rob will apparently let ANYONE in.

  20. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Irish Hose is really upset that Weiner might have to get a job.

    • song_and_dance_man says:

      That is one loaded softball.

    • Whatever says:

      Tweet me, Tony! Tweet me, Tony! Tweet me, Tony! Tweet me, Tony!

    • Philip_Daniel says:

      Who would hire him?

      • Whatever says:

        Lobbying form. Seriously, he could make 3 time what he’s getting now, and they’d hire him tomorrow. Hell, he could also do Viagra commercials like Bob Dole. Could you imagine some of the commercials he could do for Blackberry?

      • gizbot7 says:

        If you consider the fact that there was supposedly no physical contact, wouldn’t they have to change their name to “Blueberry?”

      • Whatever says:

        And btw, congressmen get pensions for life equal to their salary after serving one term. So if he quit tomorrow, the paychecks would keep rolling in for life. He could take up blogging and cheetos and pissbottles as hobbies, and still have as much money as before.

  21. Pakimon says:

    ElSuerte :
    Retraction please. Charles does not empty out his piss bottles. He simply reaches for a new one.
    Thanks to the Law of Conservation of Soda (It’s a science thing, Loody told me.), the volume of the outflow of liquid will never be greater then the inflow. Therefore, all other things being constant, Chuck will never run out of piss bottles, and thus will never have to drain and reuse one.

    if that’s the case, I’d be very wary if Chuckles starts selling “home brewed” beer on his website.

  22. xesaie says:

    Just getting caught up; in reference to the last thread, as far as homoerotic western technohorror goes, you want the Cities of the Red Night series by William S Burroughs , not some Stephen King crap.

    Also, you guys are mean to try to take Jewishness away from Alouette, that’s literally all she has (well that and a blog nobody reads)

  23. OldLineTexan says:

    Whatever :Tweet me, Tony! Tweet me, Tony! Tweet me, Tony! Tweet me, Tony!

    Any bets that Tony is cured of “Tweeting”, if nothing else?

  24. OldLineTexan says:

    song_and_dance_man :That is one loaded softball.

    These days, two loaded, soft balls are all Weiner’s got.

  25. mrpaulrevere says:

    I’m not sure if CJ’sl latest post is an outrageous outrage or a nontroversy. I report, you decide.

    • gizbot7 says:

      ROFLMAO. They all got their panties in a wad over THAT?! That is one of the dumbest videos I have ever seen. Although CJ says right wingers are defending it, I think at best they are saying it’s too stupid to take seriously or even muster anger about. Well, I haven’t looked, so maybe it’s just me saying that.

  26. ElSuerte says:

    LMAO the Ron Paul Rigging Polls thread only has 39 comments on it, as of this comment.

    You’d think that would be ripe gamey buttocks for the lizard hoard, but it looks like it was another awkward silence as everyone backs away from the crazy uncle moment.

  27. ElSuerte says:

    Whatever :
    That only works until Un Mata Hari brings fruit and water. Then the Law of Conservation of Soda can be violated. Dr. Loody should have known that.

    You think the mighty Lizardoid soils his corporeal temple by eating fruit and drinking water?

    Sure, maybe if the fruit was covered in melted cheese, and the water packed with sugar and caffeine. In their pure form? Surely not.

    I’m afraid that like the Un Mati Hari, the fruit and water were purely for show. Probably rented by the hour as well.

  28. George Washington says:

    Constitutionally, legislatively, and morally, Ron Paul has no equal. His 22 year voting record speaks for itself.
    Mr. Paul has not survived in politics for 22 years and maintain the ethics and morality he has by being anything other than stellar.
    If You refute the above comment, then I please invite You to listen to him speak about key issues. It is amazing how well he comes across because he doesn’t have to remember lies like other politicians. He understands what is happening in the world and knows how to apply the basic principles of liberty to achieve the real change that America so desperately deserves.
    American to American we are all on the same team. So I present Mr. Ron Paul as my Candidate for 2011 and invite anybody to meaningfully and respectfully debate why he is not the best for American and its people in 2012.
    Ron Paul = A real change, not for special interest, but for America’s Interests!
    Thank You for Your time
    Ron Paul 2012

    • Lalala says:

      It is amazing how well he comes across

      You mean like when he’s babbling incoherently about the illegal wars, gold standard, the constitution and the Catholic Church when asked whether he’ll provide emergency care to a 5 year old illegal immigrant?