Charles accuses Robert Stacy McCain of impersonation

Charles Johnson loves to make baseless accusations against people he hates. He accused Tim Blair of making death threats to climate scientists. The Sage of Culver City  now accuses R.S. McCain of impersonating him on his blog.

Charles is a true smear merchant. WHy would Robert Stacy McCain waste his time imitating online cult leader. He makes this statement without any evidence.

He is a delusional paranoid.

Update (ChenZhen):  As I suspected, it wasn’t that long ago that the impersonation tactic was considered to be a lefty thing in CJ’s world.

Of course, any objectively-thinking person could tell you that the practice of “nic-jacking” isn’t an idea borne from one side the political spectrum.  It’s like saying that only progressives lie, or that only conservatives cheat.  Of course it isn’t true.  So, what Johnson’s own words reveal here is that he’s not objective, and that he’s going to go ahead and attribute something generally unfavorable to whichever side he happens to be hacking against.  In 2007, it was the left.  In 2011, it’s the right.

Just another example of the intellectual fraud.

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263 Comments on “Charles accuses Robert Stacy McCain of impersonation”

  1. garycooper says:

    Textbook example.

    Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person unconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings.[1]

    Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted unconscious impulses or desires without letting the conscious mind recognize them.

    An example of this behavior might be blaming another for self failure. The mind may avoid the discomfort of consciously admitting personal faults by keeping those feelings unconscious, and by redirecting libidinal satisfaction by attaching, or “projecting,” those same faults onto another person or object.

  2. garycooper says:

    Forgot to mention, “FIRST!,” bitches.

  3. OldLineTexan says:

    Creepy stalking behavior is a Charles “Nazi” Johnson tactic.

    You’re a disgusting liar, Stalker Charles, which is why your “friends” are all Nazis prattling on about eliminating subhumans.

  4. beed says:

    Impersonating people is a pretty shitty thing to do. I feel for Gus.

  5. garycooper says:

    I think it’s pretty well established the Fatass operates a host of socks on his own site, and no doubt elsewhere. Probably here, too.

  6. Grand Junctionite says:

    Chuck has his own sock puppets on LGF. He figures if he does it, all bloggers must have them. So, anyone posing at RS Mcains blog as CJ, must be RS Mcain.

    In Chucks damaged mind, it’s simple.

  7. Fatass Johnson says:

    No! I have integrity and honor, and would never stoop to such loathsome behavior. Pam WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?!!

  8. garycooper says:

    I knew it.

  9. MTC says:

    I have seen RS McCain’s comment section and there has been a poster named Charles Johnson with an LGF avatar. I thought it was just RS McCain making fun of LGF.

    • Yes that appears to be what they’re referring to. The practice is called “nic-jacking”, and generally is frowned upon.

      But this “right wing tactic” thing from CJ is kinda new. I wouldn’t be surprised in the old CJ called it a “left wing tactic”. LOL

  10. Pretzel Logic says:

    Charles is always blaming the lack of science and critical thinking in education on “scary” ideologies like Dominionism, creationist, AGW-deniers and conservatives. In actuality, the lack of science and history studies by K-12 students is part and parcel of the U.S Department of Educations designs, with help from the Federal Government…

    The overall lackluster performance is certain to revive the debate about whether history and other subjects, such as science and art, are being pushed out of the curriculum because of the focus on math and reading demanded under the No Child Left Behind federal education law. The federal law mandates that students be tested in math and reading.

    Sue Blanchette, president-elect of the National Council for Social Studies, a national association of K-12 and college social-studies teachers, called the results disheartening and said history education has been marginalized in the last decade.

    “Everyone is going to participate in civic life by paying taxes, protesting against paying taxes, voting, and we must teach our children how to think critically about these issues,” she said. “Clearly, we are not doing that.”

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303714704576385370840592218.html?mod=WSJ_hp_MIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsThird

    Charles is wrong again.

  11. Shut in was probably the best description for him yet. The guy is approaching 60, had a wildly successful blog, gambled on riding what he thought would be a lucrative popularity wave, tried to claim his intellectuality was compromised by aligning with the right via an epiphany, and now projects every single one of his failures onto those mean, aweful people who vote Republican.

    Charles, enjoy those records, because ain’t nobody floating you some green for another VW, & certainly not your blog. Hydroponic gardening. Try it, the frogs moan loudly, and you can help a snail out in the process.

    What a joker.

    • Basement Cat says:

      And we’ll keep tracking him and making fun of him until his blog shuts down.

      Meanwhile, our own blogs are all over the Internet and getting plenty of traction.

      • Oh I know. As well, I have not been around commenting as much because baseball has started, and I am insanely busy with it. But, I check in every day, and it never fails to make me laugh that everyday this blog is able to just white glove smack him on the cheeck, and put his idiocy on display like nobody else.

        I am amazed how he continues to fall on his face, and act as if none of it happens. It has to be difficult way to approach life everyday.

  12. Pretzel Logic says:

    Makes you wonder…

    380 abolitionist – Wed, Jun 15, 2011 7:52:32am

    Teen cringes as Utah father dresses in costume every day to wave at his bus.

    http://blog.thedaily.com/post/6385058941/dad-shows-a-lot-of-getup-and-go-the-daily

    Better than dressing up as a conservative and lying to your commenters for 7 years.

  13. Possible undertaking for the Boiler Room Crew.

    If you’re so inclined, set the wayback machine for Dec 2009 and I’m pretty sure you’ll find an entry praising Congrssman Weiner for his attacking Goldline:

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0510/37413.html

    Remember, it wasn’t that long ago that ‘gold merchants’ were being named co-conspirators in whatever nefarious wingnut Domnionist AGW-denying creationist conspiracy that the Johnson was vigilantly on the lookout for. I think the way it went down was that conservative talk radio hosts were pointing out some very disconcerting facts scaremongering on their show about the economy, then using the fear and uncertainty they had sown to sell worthless little coins and bars made out of this commmon and widely avaialable metal called ‘gold’.

    Only these poor dupes who had been sold this ‘gold’ parted with anywhere from $900 to $1100. Now this ‘gold’ has plummeted all the way down to no more than $1500, leaving these poor suckers holding the bag with this nearly worthless metal coin.

    /I think Weiner’s downfall was orchestrated by the gold merchants, to be honest.

  14. Please see update; it took me 5 min to google-bust CJ this time.

  15. OldLineTexan says:

    beed :Impersonating people is a pretty shitty thing to do. I feel for Gus.

    Gus would sell you for a cigarette. He’s that kind of friend.

  16. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    I learned this tactic after listening to Jim Rome on the radio, where ~97% of the emails he reads on the air come from “Mickey Mantle”, “OJ”, “Wilt Chamberlain”, etc. Actually, I find it funny as hell. That’s why I love the fact that over at Ace’s some of the best comments come from “Ted Kennedy”, “Charles Johnson”, “OJ Simpson”, “Joe Biden”, et al. That is what makes it so fun.

    Shockingly, Fatso needs to loosen up.

  17. beed says:

    Is Obdicut hanging out over at RS McCain’s site? Is that even allowed in Lizardland? I don’t think so. If you absolutely need to whore around, Obdicut, do it at LGF Pages.

    Friendly advice.

  18. beed says:

    Socking a guy who does not deserve it is bad form, IMO.

  19. beed says:

    Right Wing Tactic? That would be working hard, begrudgingly paying taxes and providing for your family with whatever is left. That’s the Right Wing Tactic, you pudgy, ponytaled lump of anus.

    /beed trying to score brownie points with the in-crowd.

  20. a-naughty-mouse says:

    This is the left in America. Obama’s not so hidden slogan is “The USA is the greatest country in the world. Help me change it.”

    400 WindUpBird Wed, Jun 15, 2011 8:37:02am

    (ed. – redacting the non relevant Glenn Beck is stupid rant and getting to the heart of the new LGF)

    America is far far too stupid to die, it’ll just become more dull and boring and sluggish and given to tribalist gibbering and superstitious nonsense, with bright spots now and again, ignoring the great vast dumb, tapping into the world economy.

    • YankintheEU says:

      He certainly overdoes it with the whole pro-American / patriotic thing.

      • a-naughty-mouse says:

        By he do you mean Beck?

        Sure he does. And he should stop it and be just like everyone else. I read somewhere that when he was a kid he was caught coloring outside the lines.

        Obviously what the world really needed was another Larry King.

        /sarcasm tag

      • KGB says:

        Didn’t Charles call the PatriotUSA76 nic “disgusting”? Okay, so you’re not a flag waver. I would expect you to dismiss the nic, but “disgusting”? Seriously?

        WUB and Charlie’s other chocolate factories are just towing the party line. Notice he also uses the word “tribalist”. This is a call back to al-Chuki’s Talking Points Memo article. He’s hoping to score some birdie num-nums for his loyalty.

      • Whatever says:

        Chick is a flag waver. He waves the Obama flag with the big “O”:

      • YankintheEU says:

        Ah no, meant it for the lefty you quoted.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Another patriotic post from WUB: (Dude hasn’t traveled much, I reckon.)
      1 WindUpBird Sun, Jun 5, 2011 9:52:04am

      17
      down
      up
      favorite
      report

      There’s nothing more American than stupidity and arrogance mixed together

    • gizbot7 says:

      He writes like a 17 year old community college idiot. Wait, that’s wrong, they can actually write. He writes like a 12 year old ranting about his mommy not giving him the new Wii game. “She’s so STUPID!”

  21. xesaie says:

    a-naughty-mouse :
    This is the left in America. Obama’s not so hidden slogan is “The USA is the greatest country in the world. Help me change it.”
    400WindUpBird Wed, Jun 15, 2011 8:37:02am
    (ed. – redacting the non relevant Glenn Beck is stupid rant and getting to the heart of the new LGF)
    America is far far too stupid to die, it’ll just become more dull and boring and sluggish and given to tribalist gibbering and superstitious nonsense, with bright spots now and again, ignoring the great vast dumb, tapping into the world economy.

    what I always say to him when he gets like that:

    Already the Great Khan was leafing through his atlas, over the maps of the cities that menace in nightmares and maledictions: Enoch, Babylong, Yahooland, Butua, Brave New World
    He said: “It is all useless, if the last landing place can only be the infernal city, and it is there that, in ever-narrowing circles, the current is drawing us.”
    And Polo said: “The inferno of the living is not something that will be; if there is one, it is what is already here, the inferno where we live every day, that we form by being together. There are two ways to escape suffering it. The first is easy for many: accept the inferno and become such a part of it that you can no longer see it. The second is risky and demands constant vigilance and apprehension: seek and learn to recognize who and what, in the midst of the inferno, are not inferno, then make them endure, give them space.”

      • xesaie says:

        The Fuck?

      • windie says:

        just like a liberal to quote a book

      • xesaie says:

        ….

        Well, yeah, duh. It’s a good book.

        There’s a point though, I mean sure America is dumb as Fuck (especially the south), but there are islands moments of potential too. WUB just in general needs to be reminded of that.

      • windie says:

        but america’s islands are the exceptions that prove the rule of it’s stupidness!

      • Whatever says:

        But the exceptional islands are why things are in such a disastrous state right now. The geniuses who thought spending three quarters of a trillion of money they didn’t have on shovel-ready … WTF exactly did they spend all that money on again?

  22. xesaie says:

    windie :
    but america’s islands are the exceptions that prove the rule of it’s stupidness!

    So whats the deal then, succession?

  23. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Of course this is not just a right-wing tactic, but it’s not a “baseless accusation”, either. If someone posts at McCain’s place as CJ, that makes McCain an asshole for allowing it.

  24. xesaie says:

    windie :
    put him up against the Simpsons chess set, Lisa’ll bend his ass over, checkMATE

    There’s a Simpson’s chess set? That’s kind of sad… and yeah that guy.

    Also, HAM!

    Also also, spelling is for the weak.

    • windie says:

      spelling is what you have left when you’ve lost all tumescence

      the boner is squidgy, but man I got my websters and my Robert E lee commemorative saber to open my beans with

      • xesaie says:

        What to do when you’re embarassed of your dick? Buy a gun and correct spelling!

      • windie says:

        luxuriate amongst your history channel dvds in your tract home, of course

        and wait to die like a brave bearded man

        bravely bravely bearded

    • windie says:

      also i probably spelled comemmorative wrong

      commemmorrativvvee

      there that’s all the letters and then some, consider that a hobby kit for the nebbishes to assemble into the proper order as they please

  25. OldLineTexan says:

    xesaie :….
    Well, yeah, duh. It’s a good book.
    There’s a point though, I mean sure America is dumb as Fuck (especially the south), but there are islands moments of potential too. WUB just in general needs to be reminded of that.

    “…he remembered his uncle saying once how little vocabulary man really needed to get comfortably and even efficiently through his life, how not only in the individual but within his whole type and race and kind a few simple cliches served his few simple passions and needs and lusts.”
    — William Faulkner

    Seems to me you’re a man of the times. Since WUB doesn’t know what it is, I’ll refrain from comment.

  26. xesaie says:

    windie :
    luxuriate amongst your history channel dvds in your tract home, of course
    and wait to die like a brave bearded man
    bravely bravely bearded

    I wonder what they all did with their LGF bikers jackets.

    • windie says:

      The Daily Kos Gnoll with platemail attacks you with a hemp dagger

      do you attempt to parry using your totally manly LGF minion biker jacket

      what do you do???

      • xesaie says:

        D&D is for nerds, this is more paintball and pretending to be Confederate Colonel territory.

      • windie says:

        Oh man paintball!

        Ever done the thing where you put on camo and pretend you’re all spec ops and using the hand signals to engage the enemy in a coordinated attack

        yeah me neither

      • windie says:

        but seriously

        WHAT DO YOU DO????

        DO YOU FIGHT OR RUN???

  27. OldLineTexan says:

    xesaie :Faulkner was a drunken sot.

    Yes, he was. You have a point to make?.

  28. D says:

    Chuck is a serious dickcheese mf’er “This is the kind of thing right wingers do”. I’m pretty damn right wing, more right wing than many other right wingers, and I can say I’ve never been to McCain’s blog to imitate a fat ass Jazz guitarist. Fuck off, Chuck. Dipshit left wing wing piece of shit. LOL.

    • windie says:

      i’ll ask you, maybe you’re from texas

      do you ever say rootin’ tootin’

    • xesaie says:

      Do you keep your personal Graveyard?

    • windie says:

      are you an “internet desperado”???

      • xesaie says:

        no, he’s a real desperado. A brave rebel against the forces of evil and conformity! Aren’t you reading anything?!

      • D says:

        I have to be because with bad asses like you running around nobody can kick your ass in real life. You’re awesome, dude. Seriously.

      • windie says:

        They Called him The Loathsome Sir, because he was loathsome, and everyone called him sir

        mostly, people called him sir because he threw machetes around a lot until people started calling him sir

        well anyway, he came into this roadhouse, and the man behind the counter had a spider for a head

        and the Loathsome Sir did his thing, and the man with a spider for a head, well it was the damnest thing

        he’d just catch every machete hurled his way, sure as God made green apples, all calm like

        stacked them in a neat pile until The Sir was fresh out, then he nodded to his wares, a bottle of rye, and a bottle of sheep’s guts.

        ‘Jesus. I’ll have the rye.”

        “Coming right up, sir.” said the man with a spider for a head, somehow

        And the Loathsome Sir smiled.

  29. OldLineTexan says:

    windie :do you own a real ten gallon hat

    Heh.

  30. OldLineTexan says:

    xesaie :Do’nt make fun of texans, they’ll threaten you with the m-60s they took home from the ‘nam.

    Heh. This is funny.

    Do you wear little costumes for this act? How much do the tickets usually cost? Do the mothers let their rude little brats toss bits of cheese snacks at you while you’re on stage, sucking in your courage and trying to remember your lines?

    Did you ever feel like you died years ago, but just hadn’t fallen down yet? Do you wake up at 3 in the morning exhausted, laying in a pool of your own sweat, wondering how you’ll survive until 6? When your father beat your mother, did he use his hands, or did he throw your toys at her?

  31. beed says:

    Hehehehehe – Windy & WuB show at the DoD. Nice.

    Carry on.

  32. OldLineTexan says:

    windie :how do you feel about “the alamo”

    Good question!

    My feelings are that Richie Cunningham should stick to car movies.

    • xesaie says:

      OK seriously, what does ‘old line’ mean, anyways?

      • windie says:

        with a face made of rawhide and a horse made of gunmetal he looked out onto the horizon and he said this is Marlboro city

        and then he smoked a cigarette made of a dead man’s shoe and he laughed

  33. OldLineTexan says:

    xesaie :OK seriously, what does ‘old line’ mean, anyways?

    What do you spend on kneepads in a year?

  34. OldLineTexan says:

    beed :Sure – I’ll be whatever you want me to be, you feathered babe.

    I note you aren’t speaking Swedish yet. The old cat and mouse, eh?

    • beed says:

      They need to earn their Swedish – I ain’t no whore, spitting out dirty Swedish at any passing stranger in the night!

  35. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    While we’re on the subject, WTF is an Alamo, anyway?

    • xesaie says:

      Its a chance to fight for the rights of slave owners everywhere.

      Also a really really bad tactical decision.

  36. xesaie says:

    beed :
    Nope. I’m in the Curch of Rodan and the Later Day Siants.

    Wrong chuck, oops.

  37. OldLineTexan says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :While we’re on the subject, WTF is an Alamo, anyway?

    It’s a brand of beer in a cartoon. Don’t be dickish.

  38. xesaie says:

    windie :
    I need to know if you’re going to attack back, or if I’m rolling for a parry in your absence
    is your LGf minion jacket reinforced with banded mail

    Yo, fuck you!

  39. D says:

    xesaie :
    Fuck Chuck Norris. Overrated goon.

    Oh shit. He once shot down a damn plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting “bang”. You’re in for a world of hurt.

  40. OldLineTexan says:

    Beed’s from European Texas, which the Native Americans call “Finland”.

    • xesaie says:

      I’m sure he also has a black Peurto Rican girlfriend.

    • windie says:

      he saluted the morning sun as the cattlemen surrounded his one-horse shack, each of them carrying fifty guns apiece

      split a piece of wood with his bare knuckles, ate his first born in one bite, and he grinned a toothless grin

      this is the last time i trust a cactus, he thought, as he danced the six shooter dance

  41. OldLineTexan says:

    windie :do you wear spurs

    Are you flirting with me?

    • windie says:

      ever seen a man headbutt a steak? asked the bartender as the mysterious stranger walked in, stole another man’s shot, gulped it down, and chased it by eating the glass

      no, and I never will, replied the Rawhide Heaver, and he calmly walked across the street and hurled the competing saloon at the first, cardplayers and all

      • xesaie says:

        Well the thunder from my steely fist made all the glasses jangle.
        When I shot him, I was so handsome…

        It was the light, it was the angle

  42. beed says:

    windie :is your LGf minion jacket reinforced with banded mail

    Nope. They are not making minion jackets anymore. You _can_ cet a blouse with feathers with a pink LGF emblem embroidered on the back, though.

    It’s kind of cool, actually.

    Now I want one.

    • beed says:

      Shit – look at that spelling. Cato’s head must be exploding.

    • windie says:

      I once saw a puerto-rican girlfriend scale a wall for a man’s jacket

      not to have the jacket, per se, to eat the man alive wearing it, bones and all

      see, the leather provided a rich seasoning, a cuisine only a discerning cannibal would become accustomed to, in their fashion

      you wouldn’t think puerto rico a den of cannibalism, and you’d be right, the cannibals know no flag or country

      • xesaie says:

        windie :
        I once saw a puerto-rican girlfriend scale a wall for a man’s jacket
        not to have the jacket, per se, to eat the man alive wearing it, bones and all
        see, the leather provided a rich seasoning, a cuisine only a discerning cannibal would become accustomed to, in their fashion
        you wouldn’t think puerto rico a den of cannibalism, and you’d be right, the cannibals know no flag or country

        And YOU’d be wrong:

  43. The Osprey says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    While we’re on the subject, WTF is an Alamo, anyway?

    I think it’s a rent-a-car company.

  44. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Choices, choices.

    You have vacation time and money to burn. What do you do?

    Visit Rome, or Egypt, or Israel, or China…

    …or some damn place in Texas?

  45. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Wouldn’t RS Mccain have to be a cheetos eating fat paranoid assclown?

  46. xesaie says:

    snowcrash :
    That is not whatever. That is windsagio from LGF.

    No, no its not.

  47. Whatever says:

    Whoever they are, they gots lotsa good crack.

  48. OldLineTexan says:

    Whatever :Whoever they are, they gots lotsa good crack.

    I like “them”. Reminds me of a dog I had neutered once.

  49. D says:

    snowcrash :
    That is not whatever. That is windsagio from LGF.

    That’s not really how I meant it, snow. But thanks for the info. I am surprised though. Are loozards allowed to post over here?

    • Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

      Of course they can.
      What Blog owner in their right mind would treat adult posters like children, and presume to tell them where they can, and can not post.

      For that matter, what adult would tolerate a blog owner who presumed to have that kind of authority in a posters private life.

      Aw….who am I kidding?
      If Chunk says “Jump”, they all ask “How high dear leader?”>

    • windsagio says:

      I can do what I want., whenever I want :p
      Who would stop me, the stupid fuckers at LGF?

  50. Pakimon says:

    i do declare i have been summoned

    By Sir Chunky to be chastised for posting on a forbidden blog?

  51. OldLineTexan says:

    xesaie :You know that if you post on here you’re liable to get reported by Alouette or Dark Falcon and banned, right?

    Je te plumerai la tête.

  52. xesaie says:

    Now there’s 2 of him. To repeat from earlier, ‘the fuck?’

    • windie says:

      These men are all great lovers

      much like the Rawhide Heaver is a great lover of throwing saloons

  53. Dork er DARK Falcon says:

    I’m telling.

    Then people will like me!

  54. windie says:

    Once upon a time there was this guy

    • xesaie says:

      He had a .50 cal IMI desert eagle and a totally bitchin’ harley.

      • windie says:

        in his old nomad’s eyes, reflected the colors of America, and by colors I mean the red white and blue

        he touched his sidearm, made sure it still hung like a sword at his side as he found the exit he knew he had to take

    • Windy says:

      who was so fat from eating cheetos and sitting in front of a computer all day

  55. windsagio says:

    Tell me more about the men who are great lovers. Love me some homoerotic stories.

  56. OldLineTexan says:

    windie :Do you own pearl handled revolvers

    Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.

  57. xesaie says:

    windie :
    in his old nomad’s eyes, reflected the colors of America, and by colors I mean the red white and blue
    he touched his sidearm, made sure it still hung like a sword at his side as he found the exit he knew he had to take

    It was the desert, wide and open as the dreams of a young nation. He knew trouble was around the corner, and he was duty bound to find it.

    • windie says:

      he drove into Destiny

      the town of Destiny, that is, population 2800

      well, actually only 800 and some at the moment, what with the massive anglerfish on tanktreads eatin’ and rapin all the townsfolk

      some had left, some were packin’ up, some were busy being chewed n swallowed

      the man looked around at the carnage and wondered why you’d stick round a town like Destiny when a hollerin tin plated anglerfish the size of the ol’ one room school come around, why he ate old bob barton the mailman one bite

      • windie says:

        ate his wife too, but she was a whore

      • xesaie says:

        the man grunted, “Fish. I hate Fish.”

        Someday he would find the madman, the bastard ‘scientist’ who thought he was so clever crossbreeding fish with Tanks.

        The man, of course, didn’t trust scientists as it was, and this was just another nail in the coffin.

        in this case, literally, as he pulled out his Nailgun.

      • Pakimon says:

        You sure that wasn’t Culver City and it wasn’t a hollerin’ pony tailed blogger the size of the ol’ one room school house chewin’ and swallowin’ Cheetos?

      • windie says:

        this was the nailgun they should have finished the job with here in Destiny, for he had returned to Destiny to see his ma and pa buried

        they weren’t dead though, they were just assholes

        just as well, science had finished the job for him, he would have seen them buried alive but if it’s all the same to the thing out there, it’s all the same to him

        scooped up his mother and father, all the gristle and chum and eyeballs and some assorted townsfolk parts, couldn’t be too careful who was what, though he was pretty sure ma Bessie didn’t have three halves of a jawbone

      • xesaie says:

        As he turned around, the mess of flesh in his hands, he saw suddenly the mayor of Destiny, and she had the drop on him.

        “You never shoulda come back you sunuvabitch!” said the she said, as she lovingly fingered her silver inlaid H&H express.

        Quick as lightning, he threw the assorted gore at her and dove for cover.

        HIS MOTHER WAS ALIVE!

  58. YankintheEU says:

    xesaie :
    ….
    Well, yeah, duh. It’s a good book.
    There’s a point though, I mean sure America is dumb as Fuck (especially the south), but there are islands moments of potential too. WUB just in general needs to be reminded of that.

    This is completely false and, frankly, deeply insulting massive numbers of people.

    There are many ways in which Americans are generally way ahead of the world, namely in all matters practical, in the importance of freedom for the quality of life, and also in understanding what really matters (moral questions).

    • windie says:

      i heard tell round these parts an American got a hot sauce aint no european can touch

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Funny how the rest of the world just refuses to acknowledge American superiority. Deeply insulting, even. Massive numbers of fat Wal-Mart shoppers will be very, very upset to learn of this insult.

      • YankintheEU says:

        Well, the claim of general “superiority” is your own concoction, so you are to resolve in your fancy as you so chose.

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        Yankee, come home! It’s better, freer, and moraler here. And fatter!

      • Whatever says:

        If you’ve ever been to Europe, you’ll understand that Beed is in their top percentile. Most of them are stanky babushkas who get drunk and go to soccer games looking for a brawl.

    • snowcrash says:

      Yank, don’t bother. They are here to be jerks.

      • OldLineTexan says:

        The costumes are funny, and the bright colors are keeeping me entertained.

        /The cheese I’m throwing is very inexpensive and of poor quality, but don’t tell them.

  59. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Well, this sures beats the usual “Chuck iz stoopid, hurr hurr derp!” of the lamer threads around here.

  60. Pakimon says:

    We’s bi publik skool edumicated sow dere ai’nt no thing rong wit howr grammer and punktuation!

    an speling!

  61. Lord Nazh says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Well, this sures beats the usual “Chuck iz stoopid, hurr hurr derp!” of the lamer threads around here.

    sures? Welcome to the dark side BBG!

  62. Pakimon says:

    He’s got to start easy.

    How about some algetrainingbra

  63. OldLineTexan says:

    Drop and gimme twenty polynomials, recruit.

  64. YankintheEU says:

    YankintheEU :
    Well, the claim of general “superiority” is your own concoction, so you are to resolve in your fancy as you so chose.

    Great, all this obsession with typos here (evidence that Americans are stupid?) and I made one of my own: “choose”

  65. windie says:

    xesaie :
    As he turned around, the mess of flesh in his hands, he saw suddenly the mayor of Destiny, and she had the drop on him.
    “You never shoulda come back you sunuvabitch!” said the she said, as she lovingly fingered her silver inlaid H&H express.
    Quick as lightning, he threw the assorted gore at her and dove for cover.
    HIS MOTHER WAS ALIVE!

    Ma bessie was a formidable foe, she stood 8’4″, weight 672 pounds, from parts unknown, with eyes of coal and a face to stare a hole through a Chinese man

    Heavy boots of lead too, like the song says

    The man who came to Destiny began to question his decision, as an errant blast from the elephant gun split the general store behind him in half lengthwise

    he coaxed the ol hog to life and raced down a side street, flames spewing blue from the exhaust, where newly raped townsfolk were complaining of chafing

    • windie says:

      without lotion!

    • Pakimon says:

      he coaxed the ol hog to life and raced down a side street, flames spewing blue from the exhaust,

      So he got Chuckles to actually get up out of his chair? I’m amazed!

      I’m not so amazed about what was spewing out of his ass er “exhaust” given his diet of junk food….

  66. xesaie says:

    windie :

    xesaie :
    As he turned around, the mess of flesh in his hands, he saw suddenly the mayor of Destiny, and she had the drop on him.
    “You never shoulda come back you sunuvabitch!” said the she said, as she lovingly fingered her silver inlaid H&H express.
    Quick as lightning, he threw the assorted gore at her and dove for cover.
    HIS MOTHER WAS ALIVE!

    Ma bessie was a formidable foe, she stood 8’4″, weight 672 pounds, from parts unknown, with eyes of coal and a face to stare a hole through a Chinese man
    Heavy boots of lead too, like the song says
    The man who came to Destiny began to question his decision, as an errant blast from the elephant gun split the general store behind him in half lengthwise
    he coaxed the ol hog to life and raced down a side street, flames spewing blue from the exhaust, where newly raped townsfolk were complaining of chafing

    He soon stopped, facing down what had to be the largest metal fish he’d ever seen. It was Crusty Hammer! he turned to go the other way, but there was that hideous she-beast, his mother on the other side.

    But the Man who came to Destiny was a man of Decision. He fired at the giant fish-crustacean- thing with one hand, while he gave his mother the finger with the other.

    He might die this day, but he’d be fucked if he was gonna get raped.

  67. Pakimon says:

    or put in “timeout”…

  68. snowcrash says:

    Wait a minute! There are pictures of A. Weiner wearing womens underwear? Anyone have a link?

  69. windie says:

    xesaie :

    windie :

    xesaie :
    As he turned around, the mess of flesh in his hands, he saw suddenly the mayor of Destiny, and she had the drop on him.
    “You never shoulda come back you sunuvabitch!” said the she said, as she lovingly fingered her silver inlaid H&H express.
    Quick as lightning, he threw the assorted gore at her and dove for cover.
    HIS MOTHER WAS ALIVE!

    Ma bessie was a formidable foe, she stood 8’4″, weight 672 pounds, from parts unknown, with eyes of coal and a face to stare a hole through a Chinese man
    Heavy boots of lead too, like the song says
    The man who came to Destiny began to question his decision, as an errant blast from the elephant gun split the general store behind him in half lengthwise
    he coaxed the ol hog to life and raced down a side street, flames spewing blue from the exhaust, where newly raped townsfolk were complaining of chafing

    He soon stopped, facing down what had to be the largest metal fish he’d ever seen. It was Crusty Hammer! he turned to go the other way, but there was that hideous she-beast, his mother on the other side.
    But the Man who came to Destiny was a man of Decision. He fired at the giant fish-crustacean- thing with one hand, while he gave his mother the finger with the other.
    He might die this day, but he’d be fucked if he was gonna get raped.

    The Man, this Man of Decision squinted at the turn of phrase.

    Huh.

    It occurred to the Man Who Came To Destiny, that it wasn’t as poetic to be The Man Who Got The Fuck Out of Destiny, but he realized nobody would write his epitaph except his mother who was at this moment attempting to hasten the event, and at any rate it would probably read something like “He dead.”

    So he kicked the old hog to life and drove away from Destiny, because Destiny sucked and who needs to fight a fish robot anyhow.

    maybe he’d be The Man Who Came To Fresno instead.

    THE END?!?!?!?!?!

  70. garycooper says:

    snowcrash :Wait a minute! There are pictures of A. Weiner wearing womens underwear? Anyone have a link?

    The women’s underwear-pics were a college thing, and not necessarily very telling on their own, but in light of his recent behavior the old pics point to a certain fascination with lewd photography for public consumption. That’s my take, anyway.

    How about his crying and groveling scene at home today, with Huma? Did he send any pics of that out to his adoring twitter-fans? I wonder how that’s going, what with her being pregnant and all. Hormones get out of whack, in my experience with pregnant women. You don’t want to cross them.

    • dej says:

      Democratic Kampuchea. Everyone out of the cities, destroy tech. Only the elite were safe. That worked out well.

  71. garycooper says:

    Some nasty skank ate my Hooters jacket, in one of the comments above. I want it replaced with a new one.

  72. YankintheEU says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Yankee, come home! It’s better, freer, and moraler here. And fatter!

    The one claim you make for Americans’ inferiority that is actually true concerns their weight. And what a profoundly substantial, intellectual challenge that is.

    The aspects of freedom, morality and personal responsibility are experienced in entirely different ways in secular, socialist, post-modern Europe. America has its drawbacks (mass commercialism, ghetto cultures, for example), but its strengths are more important than any kind of collective learnedness, cosmopolitan sophistication, or cultivation of the most elite of forms culture. America even still has some idea of family life, which is so passé for the predominantly progressive Europeans. Keeping half the population in university until they are 30, learning art history, multicultural studies, and how Che Guevara is Western cultural icon, is vastly overrated. So is a systematic, lifelong dependence on the central government, which many experience and consider more ‘civilized’.

    Fortunately in America we have a president with an essentially European model for governance and prosperity. This will lead us to the higher European level of prosperity and competitiveness on science, technology and innovation, right? That’s why Obama is considered an intellectual, superior to the bible-thumping gun-clingers.

  73. Macker says:

    Whatever :
    There’s nothing more stupid than a guy in a chicken suit.

    Unless he’s a US Marshal! (clip begins at 3:25)

  74. gizbot7 says:

    Hey guys, at least here you can tag team equally. Unlike over at so-called Liberal Green Foosballs where one of you has to play sub to the others dom.

  75. garycooper says:

    OldLineTexan :They were writing perhaps the finest homoerotic apocalyptic techno-Western I’ve ever read.

    I was wondering what that was…

  76. beed says:

    Whatever :If you’ve ever been to Europe, you’ll understand that Beed is in their top percentile. Most of them are stanky babushkas who get drunk and go to soccer games looking for a brawl.

    Is it a compliment? Is it a stab? Oh, the ambiguity. It’s driving me crazy. I love it.

  77. kansas says:

    That’s one humorless cesspool.