Johnny Molecule Nailed It

[Courtesy of Johnny Molecule via email.]


213 Comments on “Johnny Molecule Nailed It”

  1. Lord Nazh says:

    Everyone jump on @Lizardroid and the Weiner about the underage shit Patterico/Stranahan are doing now! 🙂

  2. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Oh, my, that’s funny. Sums him up perfectly!

  3. Repose says:

    “No – don’t turn around…..”

    Har-de-har-har-har……

  4. ElSuerte says:

    Awesome comic!

    WindUpBird is still going at it, I think I’m officially a fan now.

    141 WindUpBird6/09/2011 12:07:09 pm PDT

    re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote

    MAN I WISH MY SKIN WAS FAIRER

    MAYBE THEN YOU’D LOVE ME

    LOVE ME AND MY GUNDAMS

    😦

  5. Repose says:

    Everyone is quite excited over there… there have been about ten comments in the last hour…… do you smell that? That’s the smell of money!!!!

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      That’s the smell of flop sweat and the embarrassing wait for something, anything, nuclear war, whatever – just please make this horrible nightmare of total failure go away…

  6. Emperor says:

    Short and to the point from Stranahan.

  7. KGB says:

    Lee Stranahan’s latest take down of the husky booger – I mean ‘blogger’ – is a doozy. He flat out says that Charles is deliberately lying in order to take down Breitbart (and of course inflate his own numbers). It’s desperate and pathetic. What on earth has happened to this man? It’s to the point where you have to start worrying about his well-being.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      I agree. He was once relatively skeptical and sane. It’s getting to be almost painful to watch. Like making faces at a blind guy.

    • DEZ says:

      Chuck’s signs of desperation are getting so obvious, even his idiot minions have to see it….. Right?
      He refuses to admit he f**ked up and grabs a new shovel.

    • mrpaulrevere says:

      “It’s to the point where you have to start worrying about his well-being.” I agree. The man seems to be having some sort of mental episode.

  8. snowcrash says:

    Excellent. Johnny Molecule captures the essence of Charles Johnson.

  9. Repose says:

    kind of funny that Chunk’s headline for Newt is “Deserting a Sinking Ship”.

    I guess Chunk would know.

  10. gizbot7 says:

    Oops upside Cj’s head!

  11. Emperor says:

    I’m just about to upload a video. I had it done, but then I realized there was an error in it.

  12. mrpaulrevere says:

    Submitted without comment: AndrewBreitbartAndrewBreitbart

    I’ve been in crazy storm! Did Jazzy the Amazing Ponytail Man discover my secret hybrid sandwich board laptop?! @ericboehlert @lizardoid

  13. Emperor says:

  14. Calo says:

    Basketball Game 5 or LGF tonight?
    Tough choice

    10 Alaska Kim Thu, Jun 9, 2011 5:31:53pm replyquote

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    re: #7 Charles

    how does little kids being murdered harm you? if you don’t know them?

  15. ISTE says:

    I am falling in love with Alaska Kim.

    🙂

    • Calo says:

      Well, this comment should send the swamp over the cliff tonight

      89 Alaska Kim Thu, Jun 9, 2011 5:58:01pm replyquote

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      re: #88 Slumbering Behemoth

      I’m actually ‘from’ Texas.

  16. phoenixgirl1 says:

    calo

    what was alaska kim referring to?

  17. ELSuerte says:

    Can I make an article request?

    We should compare the number of Weinergate articles on LGF versus several conservative blogs. I’m thinking Gateway Pundit, Hot Air, Ace of Spades, and maybe atlasshrugs.

    • Basement Cat says:

      Our team hasn’t even blogged about the peter tweeter thus far. Weinergate is funny and sad at the same time, but Breitbart, R.S. McCain, and others have covered the territory pretty extensively.

      The real problem isn’t so much Weiner himself, but his constituents. They are a bunch of ignoramuses, IMO.

  18. rightymouse says:

    This is all just a game to Charles. He lost his way ideologically at some point in the last few years & I could care less why that happened. It just did.

    But..he must face the consequence of his departure from sanity & the respect of his peers.

    Charles. Stop digging.

    • Lord Nazh says:

      rightymouse :
      This is all just a game to Charles. He lost his way ideologically at some point in the last few years & I could care less why that happened. It just did.
      But..he must face the consequence of his departure from sanity & the respect of his peers.
      Charles. Stop digging.

      Fuck Chuck; I wouldn’t piss on him if his ideology was on fire. The time for an intervention has long passed.

    • doriangrey1 says:

      Stop digging? Oh hell no, I’m trying to figure out how to buy him a new shovel.

    • Bunk X says:

      Perhaps after all these years, Chuck is burned out about LGF, but he’s got so much mental energy invested that he can’t let go. Recently his posts have had the same feel as the late great “Weekly World News.”

      The WWN was a classic, as many of the stories were very loosely based upon real events. WWN took those stories, stretched and spun them to just one step beyond credibility.

      Witness Chuck’s menuboard b.s. Classic.

  19. mrpaulrevere says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the internets premeire debating forum at its finest:

    Killgore Trout Thu, Jun 9, 2011 6:18:27pm

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    re: #70 Alaska Kim

    yes, i know some gay people, and i’m sick of hearing about their rights.

    Wow, you’re an asshole. Do you know that?

  20. New here, been reading you guys since the beginning and had to jump in.

    Alaska Kim=Chuckles sock.

    He’s desperate for comments after the beating he’s taken in the past week.

  21. ryannon says:

    mrpaulrevere :
    “It’s to the point where you have to start worrying about his well-being.” I agree. The man seems to be having some sort of mental episode.

    I called that several days ago.

    • mrpaulrevere says:

      One of the heavy hitters over there like Thanos, Lawhawk or Killgore should step in and have a talk with him. By being silent they enable this kooky behavior.

      • Emperor says:

        Well, perhaps they should step in, but they won’t. They’re enablers of the first order.

      • ryannon says:

        mrpaulrevere :
        One of the heavy hitters over there like Thanos, Lawhawk or Killgore should step in and have a talk with him. By being silent they enable this kooky behavior.

        I can’t quite see that. “Uh..Charles. with all due respect and it’s not as if we’re disagreeing with you, but you’re beginning to sound as if you’ve lost it.”

        (Cues Emperor’s Hitler video)

      • St. Pancake says:

        Emperor :
        Well, perhaps they should step in, but they won’t. They’re enablers of the first order.

        It’s probably too late, and it would have to be most of them, not just a few.. He has closed his mind off to anything that is contrary to his worldview. Your downfall parodies are more fact than fiction as chuckles has become as delusional as hitler. His own overvalued hyperinflated ego has brought this on himself. It will be interesting to see how this story ends.It sure won’t be pretty.

  22. mrpaulrevere :
    One of the heavy hitters over there like Thanos, Lawhawk or Killgore should step in and have a talk with him. By being silent they enable this kooky behavior.

    And ruin all the fun? There’s no talking down a man who’s already jumped.

  23. DEZ :
    Now its a smartphone sandwich board laptop microwave with cruise control.

    And sitting out on a busy street of New York City.

  24. Emperor says:

    Really, though, Charles is in the midst of a breakdown. Think about it – any other week, Albusteve and LvQ being put on timeout at pretty much the same time would be the top news on DoD for days. Now? It’s been about 5 hours and people have stopped talking about it. There’s too much going on with Charles – and his potential mental breakdown – for that to be talked about…

  25. Repose says:

    I think your call on Alaska Kim being a Chunk Sock is right on. How can Chunk – a guy who struggles so obviously with even the simplest concepts – how can he pronounce that “Alaska Kim is done for the night”??

    How the F does he know?

    Unless he is Alaska Kim.

    Yes, I would lay some serious money on that bet.

    So Kim, tell me…. how’s life been treating you homey?

    • Emperor says:

      Not to mention, if he wasn’t Alaska Kim, that user would have been banned a long time ago.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      I thInk that just means he gave her a timeout.

      • livefreeor die says:

        The way he’s giving out timeouts, he’s going to have to start paying people to register.

      • Repose says:

        F’n’A…. you’re right I am sure….. that thought had never entered my mind. Why did she deserve a time out?

        Yes…. of course we’ll never know except that, well, she didn’t agree with Daddy.

      • Calo says:

        Karma: -341

        Alaska Kim

        Registered since: Aug 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm
        No. of comments posted: 905
        No. of Pages posted: 0

        Nope, no time out for her.
        Interesting

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        That’s odd indeed.

  26. rubber soul says:

    All Charles has left over there is 20 cult members, our socks, and his socks

  27. Repose says:

    it is so fun to be mean to the mean.

  28. mrpaulrevere says:

    Point taken ryannon, they will never say anything to him. It might endanger their ‘posting rights’ which is all important to them. Souless ghouls the entire lot of them.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      “Simply Sarah” gently asked if he was feeling OK the other night. That went nowhere.

      Man needs an intervention.

  29. livefreeor die says:

    I was wondering-Chuck initially claimed that Weinergate was a conspiracy to discredit Weiner because he demanded that Clarence Thomas recuse himself when the Supreme Court hears the Obamacare case. We all know now that it was not such a conspiracy. My question is:

    Has Chuck apologized to Justice Thomas?
    If not, why is Chuck such a racist?

    • Repose says:

      oh come on man – that shit don’t apply to a bigshotty guy like Chunk…. whas wrong which you?

  30. Formercorpsman says:

    Don’t think it has anything to do with a break down. The guy is an cheap oppurtunist. A political whore if you will. He has gone out of his way to allow his blog to become a home for smear merchants, and he has the bed he now lays in.

    I have my own thoughts on his “leaving the right” or “being fooled” or “never knowing” tripe, but I will keep that to myself. He chose his path, and is now cutting his nose to spite his face. He thought he had a cake walk, and it turns out he is up to his ears in hosting asininity on a daily basis. Not so long ago, he clearly had one of the hottest blogs going, and he went the lazy route.

    The guy has no core. He has pissed on people who sent him their own hard earned money. He took the cheap way out, gambled the house, and rolled snake eyes.

  31. trebob says:

    Emperor :
    Really, though, Charles is in the midst of a breakdown. Think about it – any other week, Albusteve and LvQ being put on timeout at pretty much the same time would be the top news on DoD for days. Now? It’s been about 5 hours and people have stopped talking about it. There’s too much going on with Charles – and his potential mental breakdown – for that to be talked about…

    I totally disagree. I think Charles is getting exactly what he wants and that’s recognition. I’m amazed at all the blogs and outright news outlets that are quoting him or referencing his current battle with Breitbart or his current meme on the Paul Revere wiki revision. This time two weeks ago you wouldn’t have found LGF linked in nearly as many places.

    Charles isn’t having a breakdown, he’s break dancing.

    • Formercorpsman says:

      Right. He sold out, the payoff was not there, so now he is comfortable playing the heel against AB.

    • But who wants that kind of attention? He really blew his wad today with that picture of AB’s computer in the busy street. It’s going to take a long time to walk that one back.

    • mrpaulrevere says:

      You have a point there. It was Mick Jagger I think who once said ‘there is no such thing as bad publicity’. His income depends on traffic, hence there is no such thing as bad traffic.

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      He’s going for the ‘Perez Hilton of the political blogosphere’ space.

    • poteen says:

      Pet rocks were popular for a while too. Each asinine outburst may generate short-lived notoriety but also moves him farther into the weeds. Eventually he becomes the “Not that guy again”.

  32. poteen says:

    Emperor :
    Well, perhaps they should step in, but they won’t. They’re enablers of the first order.

    They’re not enablers any more than Squeaky ,Tex and Linda were. They are glassy eyed groupies whose minds are as fucked up as Charlie’s. (Either one)

  33. Lizardoid Charles Johnson
    Note to Breitbart’s flying monkeys: you only get one shot at a hateful comment, before you’re in the Global Filter. So don’t waste it.

    Alaska Kim goes silent, Chunk and his twit goes silent. Where is he, taking a dump?

  34. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    This isn’t going to do him any good. Let him enjoy his little spike. People are pointing and laughing, and once they get a look at the weird, sycophantic comment culture up in there, they’ll know for sure what they’re dealing with.

    Personally I’m embarrassed not to have seen what a lowbrow personalizer-of-every-argument he always was. Chunk could never just disagree with another blogger. They had to be stupid, or evil, or both. Remember Oliver Willis? Juan Cole? It was all demonization. He’s a second-grader with a baby picture avatar, for crap’s sake.

  35. OldLineTexan says:

    mrpaulrevere :Mentioning the state of Texas to that crew is like Dr. Pavlov ringing the bell for the dogs.

    And that’s the way (uh huh uh huh) we like it!

    /keeps the State slightly less dickish

  36. poteen says:

    Then again senility, acid flashbacks, poor diet,,,,all possibilities. 🙂

    3 Charles Thu, Jun 9, 2011 12:35:18pm

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    My dreidel’s always playful.
    It loves to dance and spin.
    A happy game of dreidel!
    Come play now let’s begin.

  37. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

  38. OldLineTexan says:

    gizbot7 :Yeah, well I’m gonna (choke, gasp, cough) have to agree with Killgore on this one. Now where is that epipen?

    Killgore’s a fucking Nazi. Loodie’s a worse one, though.

    • DEZ says:

      Bodies in my closet
      Bodies in my den
      Wash em under a faucet
      And jack off to Sean Penn.

      The LOODY FILES!

  39. OldLineTexan says:

    poteen :Then again senility, acid flashbacks, poor diet,,,,all possibilities.

    3 Charles Thu, Jun 9, 2011 12:35:18pm
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    My dreidel’s always playful.It loves to dance and spin.A happy game of dreidel!Come play now let’s begin.

    I think he’s quoting one of Weiner’s dicture tweets.

  40. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

  41. poteen says:

    From this; http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/269072/i-dont-care-what-photos-anthony-weiner-sends-david-gelernter

    The biggest offense in this case is the dirtying of the public airwaves and news-waves with ugly, trivial junk; it’s an offense like the one that used to be popular a generation ago with “urban youths,” who would carry around giant boom boxes and play music (or whatever it was) at deafening volumes.

    Into this.

    Charles Johnson
    @Lizardoid Charles Johnson
    National Review: Weiner Isn’t As Offensive As Those Blacks And Their Damned Jungle Music http://lgf.bz/isOwyc #LGF #lgfpages #tlot #p2

    Charlie’s a racist.

  42. garycooper says:

    Classic South Park episode: “You’re Getting Old”

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e07-youre-getting-old

    Some uncomfortable laughs in this one.

  43. freetaxeskill says:

    Dallas 95 Heat 90 middle of the 4th.
    Heat over the limit on fouls with 6 min left.

  44. ISpeakJive says:

    Saw this,…..thought of Dork…….

  45. freetaxeskill says:

    99 Heat 97 Mavs 3:38 left

  46. freetaxeskill says:

    100 to 100 3:11

  47. Repose says:

    Dork should do a little more weed to say the very least.

  48. freetaxeskill says:

    102 Mavs 100 Heat

  49. DEZ says:

    Prediction, 2012,
    CJ takes a dirt nap, 1900 socks left in limbo.

  50. Repose says:

    And Chunk should get his self another big ole jar of puffed cheese balls over by Walmarts.

  51. Repose says:

    or would that be “over bei” Walmarts…. Cato – what say you?

  52. freetaxeskill says:

    1:20 Mavs 105 Heat 100

  53. poteen says:

    Everybody with a sock should give it to the BRC.
    Burn a sock a day with the poetic creations of Buzz.
    Charlie loses his strawberries
    ISTE saves all the strawberries.
    When they’re gone start saving for next years sock party.

  54. freetaxeskill says:

    1:04 left still 105 Mavs to 100 Heat

  55. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    If fatso were a real man, he would call up and challenge Breitbart

  56. freetaxeskill says:

    108 Mavs Heat 100

    33 sec left

    27′ Jason Terry 3

  57. freetaxeskill says:

    Labron James cost to dam much money.

  58. freetaxeskill says:

    Mavs 110 Heat 103

    33 sec left

  59. freetaxeskill says:

    Mavs got the cowboy tough going.

  60. ISTE says:

    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/stagerightshow#utm_campaign=diaryofdaedalus.com&utm_source=6734236&utm_medium=social

    I wonder if we can embed a stream?

    (half the time we can’t even do blockquotes so I don’t have much hope.)

  61. Guy says:

  62. poteen says:

    Haven’t seen a lot of Weazy or Jimmuh lately, has anyone else?

    • ISTE says:

      Jimmah took a sideways slap at Ludwig on a dead thread a couple of days ago. They are not there much now, their job is over.

  63. Bunk X says:

    Here’s Breitbart’s archived interview with KFIs John Kobylt & Ken Champeau from yesterday. Download the .mp3 and jump to 17:00.
    [audio src="http://www.kfiam640.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?podcast=JohnandKen&selected_podcast=JK0608114P_1307583905_4107.mp3" /]

  64. ISTE says:

    So, Charles does an experiment,

    129 Charles
    Thu, Jun 9, 2011 9:25:56pm

    Just for the hell of it, I removed all the usernames I’ve added to Tweetdeck’s Global Filter and reloaded Twitter.

    Wow.

    The sheer hatred being directed at me tonight is unbelievable.

    If I gave a shit about what these deranged Neanderthals think, it would be very disturbing.

    But I don’t, so I just added the names back to the Global Filter. That was an interesting experiment. They hate me … they really hate me.

    Now correct me if I am wrong but I took a look at Twitter http://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%40Lizardoid and he is getting a few mentions per hour and it is people laughing and ridiculing him.

    Charles is full of shit.

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    • DEZ says:

      No he didn’t care what was being said, so much so, he worked damned hard too see what was being said.
      He is a thin skinned coward and a moron to boot.

  65. William Standish Knowels says:

    KGB :
    Lee Stranahan’s latest take down of the husky booger – I mean ‘blogger’ – is a doozy. He flat out says that Charles is deliberately lying in order to take down Breitbart (and of course inflate his own numbers). It’s desperate and pathetic. What on earth has happened to this man? It’s to the point where you have to start worrying about his well-being.

    Sorry. Nope.
    There are enough real things to worry about in the world than a dried-up-has-been-clinging-to-look-at-me-love-me-I’m-sombody-you-don’t-know-how-important-I-am hunk of shit that is the CJ we have all grown to know and love. Just say’n

  66. poteen says:

    Texan sushi anyone?

  67. poteen says:

    “I TOLD Jonah! No smoking inside.”

  68. D says:

    Bunk X :
    …except for maybe taking a nice healthy fiber-laden Obdicut.

    Yep

  69. Pakimon says:

    “I warned Charles not to eat that last Cheeto”

  70. beed says:

    ISTE: Did you phone in on the “Weiner Special”?

    • ISTE says:

      Yep! Didn’t you hear me? I was on at 7 mins and 30 seconds for 20 seconds or so if you download the show http://www.blogtalkradio.com/blogmocracy/2011/06/09/live-dod-edition.mp3

      and at 6mins 57 if you listen to the streaming version. (the time difference is due to the commercial on the front of the download. ) http://www.blogtalkradio.com/blogmocracy/2011/06/09/live-dod-edition.

      Rodan made me sound like Woody the fucking Woodpecker so I hung up on him. Bastard!

      • Whatever says:

        Great – I’ll check it out. Love it when you call in!

      • beed says:

        Sorry, that was beed – I socked Whatever yesterday, once, to show the danger of socking when you use the gravatar options in the sidebar. It was the comment that said “beware of socking” or something like that. Apologies to Whatever.

      • beed :
        Sorry, that was beed – I socked Whatever yesterday, once, to show the danger of socking when you use the gravatar options in the sidebar. It was the comment that said “beware of socking” or something like that. Apologies to Whatever.

        Never say sorry to me, but you didn’t did you? You were saying “sorry to whatever” but the fact was that you were for an instant in time Whatever.

        Basically you feel sorry for yourself don’t you.

        Small penis syndrome, men have it, women complain about it.

      • calo says:

        You are not going to make me say it ISTE, nope.

        Beed, I think your murse is just fine.

      • murse 288 up, 68 down

        buy murse mugs, tshirts and magnets
        a man-purse. very fashion-forward right now, seen on many hipster guys. the line between a messenger bag and murse is very fluid – typically a murse is a bit smaller than a traditional messenger, and may have a slightly more stylized look to it. a murse can also be used to carry a laptop computer – one of the reasons it is so popular right now.
        “wow, Mark’s new laptop fits perfectly into that small bag he carries”
        “yeah, that’s a great murse. it matches his american apparel shirt.”

        OK we now all know what a murse is, who sings that song?

        (Yep I have obsessive compulsive disorder and I will rip the internet to shreds trying to find her)

  71. ELSuerte says:

    Please, please, please let there be an LGF attack on Pattrico regarding Weiner’s alledged pedophilia. The shit storm will be epic.

    • Actually we broke this story over a week ago.

      As you know he twittered his erect but covered penis to all his followers, technically he sent it to minors.

      Due to our boredom on the night shift we discovered that at least one of the 90 or so he followed was a minor.

      😉

      Search for “nice rack” in our archives.

      • ELSuerte says:

        I was thinking more in response to Patterico’s three part article from yesterday.

      • ELSuerte says:

        Search for “nice rack” in our archives.

        Can you port the world’s greatest blog search engine TM to DOD? I can’t find shit in a septic tank here.

      • laughing! yep that is a problem we have here.

        We can find every time Charles Johnson farted, we have every pathetic third rate photograph he ever took, even the one his camera took all by itself when he fell off his bike.

        We haven’t got a clue where our shit is!

        🙂

  72. ELSuerte says:

    Went Swamp diving and found a few semi polished turds for yall

    So much for Alaska Kim. Also note Slumbering Behomoth’s racist dogwhistling of calling her Lil’ Kim

    210 Floral Giraffe6/09/2011 10:20:25 pm PDT

    re: #198 alaska kim
    i’m bored… i need a challenge…

    Do you need to get banned?
    Can’t you just go away quietly?
    Daddy, daddy, Charles.
    So unoriginal.

    /showc/210/9109372

    275 Dark_Falcon6/09/2011 10:44:53 pm PDT
    re: #265 alaska kim

    Keep it up a little longer, trolly. Even if I have to go to bed before Stinky whacks you, Talon will still keep your carcass on ice till I can grill your ass proper tomorrow.

    /showc/275/9109437

    Seriously, downdings for goodnight? Usually they will upding a fart… Guess that’s the nature of the pile on.

    342 alaska kim6/09/2011 11:02:35 pm PDT
    ok, i’m bored… g’nite all.

    /showc/342/9109505

    Hahaha, Dark Falcon really is our ‘stalker bitch’

    306 Dark_Falcon6/09/2011 10:52:45 pm PDT

    re: #294 Floral Giraffe

    You are so old news.
    Why are you even posting here?
    Seriously?

    She’s jonesing for her Martyr Cookie. When Charles bans her she’ll make her triumphant butthurt entry on the Stalker Blog, complaining about how the “Tyrant Chuckles” banned her “for no reason”.

    /showc/306/9109468

    This just tickled my funny bone:

    115 Killgore Trout6/09/2011 9:18:40 pm PDT
    Mint frog is talking but he’s moved to the bamboo. I shall call him Bamboo frog.
    /Namaste, y’all

    showc/115/9109274

    • Actually I was doing Alaska Kim just now.

      (Um “doing” in BRC speak is not humping her in the parking lot but running a comprehensive profile, take note Beed)

      He/She/It has been around since Wed, Aug 22, 2007 and was very pleasant and popular. The nic didn’t comment continually and had periods of inactivity. It is only recently that Alaska Kim seems to be sick of LGF as it is now.

      Alaska Kim was buddies with such diverse people as HoosierHoops and SFZ .

      • ELSuerte says:

        I swear I saw SFZ trashing kim tonight. Looking forward to your profile.

      • Alaska Kim is going to be interesting. However we got burned last week with Budfox. Due to the mention of him on our statistics roundup he got banned.

        That is one of the basic difficulties of science, by closely observing a sub culture you may actually alter its development.

        😉

    • gizbot7 says:

      That’s it. Dork Dick is officially on my hit list again. The next time I feel sympathy for the jerkwad, somebody slap my ass. Please.

  73. SCORE!!!!! Yes I found it! sort of….

    This is where us and the Blogmocracy join forces. Macker once again posted a reference to Iron Sky over at the other place and he knows it drives me nuts!

    Who is the female vocalist for this?

    I can’t find out.

    I did find the music it was based on.

    Who is she!!!!!!!

  74. Kaiti Kink Under the Iron Sky

    Awooooo!!!!! YEAH!

  75. thrhymer197 says:

    To Internet Septic Tank Engineer:

    In my morbid travels through Youtube, I have found a near perfect video for WUB.
    Warning, lots of clucking:

    From comments, “Justin Bieber needs to learn from this chicken.”

  76. beed says:

    Wow – Charles received a grand total of 50 views on the yfrog pic he tweeted yesterday – and 5 of those views are from me. Massive impact, Chatless has!

  77. thrhymer197 says:

    Damn Shame that, oh well… The video is fun yet entertaining. There is another version with Nancy Pelosi and the chicken; too disturbing to post.

    Ludwig’s anti-South tirade has convinced me that according to that great philosopher Foghorn Leghorn, “I say, that boy, he’s about as sharp as a bag of mice.” If he does ever get banned and shows up here, I promise that I will treat him just as well as he treated anyone who even acts conservative. Now for the $100,000.00 question, is Ludwig really Jewish, or is this one of his asinine “feel sorry for me, or look at me, I’m persecuted.”

    Besides, it’s nice to be able to discuss something besides Weiner. (Ugh!)

    • ELSuerte says:

      Foghorn Leghorn is racist,

    • doriangrey1 says:

      If you want to know if ludwing is really Jewish, then have someone pull up his Yeshiva student thumping and see for yourself.

      (short answer, no)

    • gizbot7 says:

      Based on the comments on an Orthodox Jewish website, he is not. He used his LGF nic there and left a horrid anti-republican rant equating the evil spoken of in the Torah to GOP platforms (trust me, it was him). We eeesss eeeebil. Most disagreed with his position, but at least one member there chastised him for pretending to be Jewish. They kept using a bunch of words* I didn’t understand, but I didn’t need a de-coder ring to figure that part out.

      (*Yes, I know it was Hebrew)

  78. spaceallah says:

    Alaska Kim exists solely to get all of his regulars off of the ‘bottom comments’ list.

  79. ELSuerte says:

    Heh, the blogmocracy is #7 on google for ‘penis penis penis lol.’

    http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=penis+penis+penis+lol&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=f905ad69ed709cd6&biw=1366&bih=600

    I heard that from a friend, yeah a friend…

  80. OldLineTexan says:

    ELSuerte :Foghorn Leghorn is racist,

    Loodie is a Nazi. Foghorn Leghorn is a great rooster, and you owe him an apology.

    • poteen says:

      Hah! Another white cock defender! Seems to be a popular pastime these days. Is Foghorn Leghorn a Democrat?///

  81. OldLineTexan says:

    gizbot7 :That’s it. Dork Dick is officially on my hit list again. The next time I feel sympathy for the jerkwad, somebody slap my ass. Please.

    I will. He’s being an utter dick. Mountain lions aren’t dickish to women.

  82. John Difool says:

    This cartoon would be much more accurate if it showed a giant skid-mark in Chunk’s shorts.

    • Doppelganger says:

      Dark Falcon’s nose is Chucky’s permanent butt plug so he rarely leaves a skid mark

  83. thrhymer197 says:

    To doriangrey1:

    Found the thread where Luddite gets his arse handed to him over and over again. (Looks like dear Luddie is a poser.)

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/how-can-torah-observant-jews-vote-republican-with-the-teabaggers-taking-over

    Coffee addict said, “maybe he’s both deaf and delusional” Ouch.

    The thrashing given out by rebdoniel is epic and prophetic:
    —–
    “Do you also know what vile, disgusting, nivul peh it is to call a Republican a t*bag?

    Becaause this poster seems to copy verbatim from Soncino-style translations of the Gemara, I strongly believe that this ludwig fellow can be a fraud from Anthony Weiner’s campaign or from any other host of liberal politicians up for a vote tomorrow. He is a liar and an ignoramus who should study some economics and learn some Gemara and Halacha. His hashkafos are way off.”
    —–
    Page 2 gives even more:
    —–
    I can only try
ICOT

    There’s enough baloney in the original post to keep us all fleishig until the election is over.
    The foul-mouthed, disingenuous, dishonest, name-calling troll who started this thread wasn’t worthy of a response to begin with.
    The poster who suspected this was “charliehall” should offer a real apology – he’s never used the filthy, perverse language the OP used, nor has he ever compared Republicans to the nazis YM”S.
    —–

    ElSuerte: Nice to know the screen name of that hapless hound who always got paddled by the right honorable Mr. Leghorn.

    • Whatever says:

      DUDE! I forgot about this part:

      I strongly believe that this ludwig fellow can be a fraud from Anthony Weiner’s campaign

      How the weiner turns…

    • gizbot7 says:

      FUCK! Once again, I posted before scrolling down so I duped this story upthread. Shiiiit. Anyway, this is the same story I was reference above, but this one is better tho with links and stuff. 🙂

  84. ryannon says:

    Internet Septic Tank Engineer :
    Kaiti Kink Under the Iron Sky
    Awooooo!!!!! YEAH!

    Well, THAT was cheerful. Definitely NSFF (Not Safe for Furries)

    Me, I like my end-timers without an eastern-European accent and if possible, a very pretty Brit-Goth face (at the end, you pervs, at the end…)