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  1. Charles wants a new gig says:

    How does Chuck fit all the Loozards in that weensie little castle?

    Oh, right. Ain’t that many any more.

  2. Charles wants a new gig says:

    Hey you redneck inbred sluts!

    Did you get a carbon credit for that smokestack?

    I’m watching you, bitches.

    Love,

    Ludwig

  3. beeduwine says:

    This picture is definate proof that IceWeasel is a PornStar.

  4. garycooper says:

    “I only visit That Site on days ending in “y,” or when I follow a link from RS McHitler’s fetid quagmire. Or, when I’m asleep or awake, or if my computer is turned on. Other than that, never!”

  5. Charles wants a new gig says:

    Charles only visits here disguised as Fred the Cyclist. It’s a cyclical thing.

    • beeduwine says:

      Charles only visits here disguised as a little bird. It’s a fowl play thing.

      • KOS laughs at Chuckles says:

        Just remember: “alouette” means “little bird” in French. Just sayin’.

        She has been one of his most ardent defenders, yet she turns the other way as he embraces anti-semitism from leftist blogs.

      • beeduwine says:

        I don’t think he has “embraced” the anti-semitism yet. But I am very curious to see where he will stand on zionism in six months time.

      • KGB says:

        Charles impending betrayal of Israel reminds me of the coming collapse of China. Lots of people talk about its inevitability, but the signs pointing to it are few and far between.

        You can say that on LGF posts that support Israel outright have dried up, but that’s not the same as throwing Israel under the bus. Clearly, his interests like elsewhere these days.

      • Charles wants a new gig says:

        I’d like to know what the reaction would be if someone used the word “Islamofacism” over there anymore. Doubt it would pass without at least a few downdings for being “divisive.” And would the atheist Pat Condell pass muster now if you posted one of his bits on the ROP? Would the nick “ROP”?

      • beeduwine says:

        They would take the safe way out with stating “fascism comes in all shades” while waiting for a directive from Charles.

      • Charles wants a new gig says:

        I have the feeling he’s more worried about Lila Rose these days.

      • Bagua says:

        Charles hasn’t “embraced anti-Semitism”, however, he now links to blogs that have many anti-Semitic posters.

        So by CJ’s logic, guilt through linking, he has in fact “embraced anti-Semitism.

  6. Bureaucat says:

    Littlebird stalking in the dead of night
    Take this broken bike and learn to ride
    All your life
    You were building castles so you could run and hide.

    Littlebird stalking in the dead of night
    Take these bloodshot eyes and type some more
    all your life
    you were linking Amazon and being a Karma whore.

    Littlebird spy, Littlebird spy
    Into the hate of the stalker site.

    Littlebird spy, Littlebird spy
    Into the hate of the stalker site.

    Littlebird blogging in the dead of night
    Take these broken cheetos and lick the crumbs
    All your life
    You were simply proving that you’re paranoid and dumb,
    You were simply proving that you’re paranoid and dumb,
    You were simply proving that you’re paranoid and dumb

  7. Voltaires Crack says:

    Will the real Charles Johnson stand up?

    http://www.claremontconservative.com/

    Charles Johnson – doing the work that Charles Johnson won’t do.

  8. kansas says:

    Voltaires Crack :
    Will the real Charles Johnson stand up?
    http://www.claremontconservative.com/
    Charles Johnson – doing the work that Charles Johnson won’t do.

    He should change his name. That’s more than cut and paste.

    • sacred ham says:

      The school district has said that it’s going to throw out that plan and start over from scratch, with parental input all the way. It’s Texas, so there’s actually a chance that the parents will put a stop to it, but if the DOE is ramming it down their throats and threatening to withhold grant money, who knows. I’m surprised that this story hasn’t hit Jihad Watch yet.

  9. Whatever says:

    Hey Ludwig. Climate soothsayers are next:

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110208/D9L8LR4G1.html

    A month after Romanian authorities began taxing them for their trade, the country’s soothsayers and fortune tellers are cursing a new bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don’t come true.

    Better watch what you predict.

  10. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    “Charles impending betrayal of Israel reminds me of the coming collapse of China. Lots of people talk about its inevitability, but the signs pointing to it are few and far between.
    You can say that on LGF posts that support Israel outright have dried up, but that’s not the same as throwing Israel under the bus. Clearly, his interests like elsewhere these days.”

    Maybe, but he is linking to sites such as TPM and DKos (and IIRC, he also defended DKos from accusations of AntiSemitism a few months ago), and playing his “disavowal” and “Six Degrees to Himmler” gig he applied against everybody on the right in 2009-10, saying he is stomaching anti-semitism is not far off.

    • KGB says:

      I know what you’re saying. And hey, as a staunch supporter of Israel, I find it distasteful, nay disgusting that Chuck’s abandoned Israel for the supposed evils of Christianity. But I don’t want to play his 6 degrees of separation game.

      • Whatever says:

        It’s ok to “play his 6 degrees of separation game” as long as it’s clear that it’s being done precisely because that’s his gME. It’s another form of mocking.

    • Bagua says:

      I agree, the guilt via lizard-linking is dishonest and the base of many of CJ’s smears. It is not “proof” as we mockers are fair and honest sorts who base our arguments on facts and evidence.

      But it is valid to mock Charles using his own logic. Let him see himself in the mirror and have a chance to learn.

  11. The Osprey says:

    Charles wants a new gig :
    I’d like to know what the reaction would be if someone used the word “Islamofacism” over there anymore. Doubt it would pass without at least a few downdings for being “divisive.” And would the atheist Pat Condell pass muster now if you posted one of his bits on the ROP? Would the nick “ROP”?

    Oh, you just gave me a great idea for a socknic.

  12. Charles wants a new gig says:

    Charrulz won’t abandon Israel, he’ll just finish forgetting all about it.

  13. garycooper says:

    He threw St. Pancake under the bulldozer…who’s to say Israel isn’t next?

  14. freetaxkiller says:

    Links CJ and Ludwigged can not open. Its a religion thing.

    http://www.arapahoebasin.com/ABasin/snow-conditions/web-cams.aspx

    Billions will die Lud if you open this link.

    SNOW

    • Whatever says:

      But snow proves the globe is burning up! Don’t you have no ejumication?

    • evidence goreball warming / climate change

      excessively cold, wet, snowy winters
      excessively warm, dry, not-snowy winters
      excessively cool, wet summers
      excessively hot, dry summers
      more tornados than normal
      fewer tornados than normal
      more hurricanes than normal
      fewer hurricanes than normal
      more cyclones than normal
      fewer cyclones than normal
      more forest fires than normal
      fewer forest fires than normal

      see? everything is evidence of global warming and it’s all the fault of humans!

  15. a-naughty-mouse says:

    They talk about global average temperatures. cold weather might actually be a result of hot weather…sure… but it also means it can lower the average.

    Like the seasons, the climate changes. Seasons are the short term changes (a year). Climate is thousands of years.

    • Bagua says:

      They are a long way from being able to measure an “average” global temperature.

      • Whatever says:

        Actually, they can with satellites. But the satellite data isn’t as OMG!!!PONIES!!!11 as Hansen and Jones’ thermometer data.

      • Bagua says:

        I beg to differ. The satellites give a small snapshot, insufficient to achieve any global average in such a chaotic system.

    • freetaxkiller says:

      Good thing Huff and Puff has sent in its “re-distribution check” to Obama Care in advance like a good little tax slave should.
      No way she should just sit on her profits yes””””???

  16. sacred ham says:

    Ponytailed Avenger has a new climate change post about the “far right ultra-wealthy” Koch brothers and their influence on the GOP. I guess he’s trying to balance out his numerous scathing critiques of “far left ultra-wealthy” types like George Soros and their influence on the Dems.

    • Whatever says:

      Pay no attention to the far left ultrawealthy Arianna Huffington. Wouldn’t want to remind Chuck of how successful he isn’t. 😈

      • Carolina Girl as Arachne says:

        I always wonder if Clueless got offers in the past for his blog and never sold, thinking it would be worth more a few years down the road. If so, he’s got to be SEETHING over the HuffPo buyout.

        I imagine her unpaid contributors are more than a bit annoyed.

      • Whatever says:

        Chuck’s unpaid contributors, OTOH are worth every penny they get paid.

        They should charge us for the lollage. Ludwig should be writing for the Onion.

      • a-naughty-mouse says:

        Think what you want about HuffPo, it earned $30 million a year.

      • Whatever says:

        So they say.

      • Doppelganger says:

        I’m looking for the day when pajamas media or WND, or newcorpor somebody pays a huge chunk of change for DoD!

        Charles will definately have his Queeg meltdown at that point!

        LGF = worthless
        the blog mocking LGF = worth a fortune!

      • sacred ham says:

        If Chuck was able to rationalize turning against the right and his former positions on many issues, probably for little or no immediate cash reward, I don’t think he’d have the slightest problem with flip-flopping back for a big chunk of change from anyone this side of the KKK. I suspect that a lot of his behavior and attitudes are driven mainly by fantasies of either selling the site or becoming a big-name, well-paid “name” pundit. He’s getting old enough that unless LGF is making a lot more money that I’d guess, he’s going to be getting desperate for that big payoff that he thinks he’s earned.

    • Charles wants a new gig says:

      Well you know if not for those evil bastards we’d have laws to SAVE THE PLANET now and Lood could concentrate on overpopulating his household. I can see why he and Charrulz might be pissed.

  17. Bagua says:

    OT:

    Bag-swinging granny fights off jewel thieves

    Amazing. She actually runs across the street to attack a helmeted gang wielding sledge hammers, and pummels them with her purse.

  18. freetaxkiller says:

    Lets see, Al Gore gets to keep his wealth, Fat So gets to sue for more for bad lies on film, George Soros gets all his as long as he pays $50,000,000 per year to bribe the commie Democrats off his ass, and Kerry well he is off the tax grid.

    Liberal Commie Liars of the Democrat Party got that self executed tax exeption thing going around.

  19. iceweasel's strap on dildo says:

    KOS laughs at Chuckles :
    Just remember: “alouette” means “little bird” in French. Just sayin’.
    She has been one of his most ardent defenders, yet she turns the other way as he embraces anti-semitism from leftist blogs.

    I do not know who is the bigger fool – Alouette or SanFranciscoZionist. Charles is trying to be friends with the biggest Israel haters on the Internet blogs.

  20. Guggi says:

    KOS laughs at Chuckles :Just remember: “alouette” means “little bird” in French. Just sayin’.
    She has been one of his most ardent defenders, yet she turns the other way as he embraces anti-semitism from leftist blogs.

    Is alouette gone?

  21. Speranza says:

    Carolina Girl as Arachne :
    I always wonder if Clueless got offers in the past for his blog and never sold, thinking it would be worth more a few years down the road. If so, he’s got to be SEETHING over the HuffPo buyout.
    I imagine her unpaid contributors are more than a bit annoyed.

    All of McDumdum’s brilliant plans have gone up in smoke. How sad? /

  22. freetaxkiller says:

    Best of all from the commie Democrats is how they keep the first set of wage slave on the commie reservation, they let in millions of illegal wage slave to keep the wages down so the first slaves have to stay in line for the same old inflation eat up dole checks.

    All the more poor folk voters for the commies up top. Swell deal.

  23. Hercales says:

    iceweasel’s strap on dildo :

    KOS laughs at Chuckles :
    Just remember: “alouette” means “little bird” in French. Just sayin’.
    She has been one of his most ardent defenders, yet she turns the other way as he embraces anti-semitism from leftist blogs.

    I do not know who is the bigger fool – Alouette or SanFranciscoZionist. Charles is trying to be friends with the biggest Israel haters on the Internet blogs.

    Any pro Israel person who stays on LGF is essentially a sell-out.

  24. Speranza says:

    “Any pro Israel person who stays on LGF is essentially a sell-out.”
    Quite concur!

  25. GrandJunctionite says:

    Whatever :Chuck’s unpaid contributors, OTOH are worth every penny they get paid.
    They should charge us for the lollage. Ludwig should be writing for the Onion.

    Chucks unpaid contributors pay him $10 a month for the privilege of being MOC’s. (Members of the Cult)

  26. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    garycooper :
    He threw St. Pancake under the bulldozer…who’s to say Israel isn’t next?

    I think he does not want to but the pressure of being accepted by the Left will force his hand. He probably prefers to ignore the topic altogether.

  27. ryannon says:

    Basement Cat :
    and with crack smokers too.

    And juicers.