Courtesy of Johnny Molecule


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  1. doppelganger says:

    is that his correlator tool sticking out of that hole?

  2. Carolina Girl as Arachne says:

    Somebody owes me for a new computer screen. Mine is now covered with the detris of the mouthful of Starbuck’s mocha that I made the mistake of drinking when I opened this.

    My investigation commences shortly.

    Oh, and HI there Clueless! We KNOOOOOW you’re watching.

  3. Carolina Girl as Arachne says:

    And a little O/T – PharObama is now down to -16 at Rasmussen. Like I said, I’m enjoying his “Iran Revolution” moment.

  4. Charles wants a new gig says:

    Well, dang, I missed a fapping Lood thread.

    Did anybody else notice the throwaway in there about “too many mouths”?

    This is always the crux for these people.

    Too many mouths, attached to too many non-algebra-knowing brains, breathing too much oxygen and exhaling too much CO2, taking away too many resources from smart people like me, my friends, and whatever snotminers we bring into the world.

    It doesn’t take a genius to see what has to be done once you start putting human beings into the “too many” category.

    Sideways, bitch!

    Good thing Lood’s only power is to bamboozle other, lesser idiots on LGF.

    • KGB says:

      That’s absolutely the flashing neon sign in Ludwig’s post. He’ll never admit it but he’d secretly be OK with BILLIONS!! dying as long as he and his coterie of benign intellectuals are left in charge (of the remaining food and shelter).

      His lord and master, Darth Johnson, made it explicit this week when he bemoaned the role of technology in fostering right wing tribalism. If only lefties could get the rest of us back to the horse and buggy days, they’d really have a leg up on the whole messaging thing.

      • Charles wants a new gig says:

        Well, a tribe of half-men, half-monkeys banging out rightwing talking points on their Androids is plainly MUCH scarier than a presidentist blogtyrant sizing you up for his Procrustean bed.

        Right?

  5. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Too many people, living their own lives
    Too many ignoring the Marxists’ take
    Too many people see that Gaia’s jive
    And that the proggies want to hog the cake

  6. OldLineTexan says:

    Charles wants a new gig :Well, a tribe of half-men, half-monkeys banging out rightwing talking points on their Androids is plainly MUCH scarier than a presidentist blogtyrant sizing you up for his Procrustean bed.
    Right?

    Go for “half-pig, half-ape” to fit in with the Islamist anti-Jew propaganda.

    /But whatever you do, don’t use half-man, half-bear, and half-pig.

  7. OldLineTexan says:

    Charles wants a new gig :You’re damn good, Cato.

    Than … awwwww SHIT!

    OK, you got me.

  8. Whatever says:

    1, 2, 3 O’clock 4 O’clock stalk
    5, 6, 7 O’clock 8 O’clock stalk
    9, 10, 11 O’clock 12 O’clock stalk
    We’re gonna stalk the cuckoo clock tonight

    Well, we’re stalking Chuck at 3 and 4,
    We’re stalking Ludwig and Kalegore
    We’re gonna stalk around the Chuck tonight,
    We’re gonna stalk, and mock till broad daylight,
    We’re gonna stalk, and mock around the Chuck tonight…

    • livefreeor die says:

      That poor child. And of course the feminists are too busy attacking Sarah Palin to worry about this.

  9. beeduwine says:

    Mock with You ~ Michael Jackson
    ‘Take Me In You Arms Mock Me A Little While ~ Isley Brothers
    Mock Around The Clock ~ Buddy Weaver
    Mockin’ around the Christmas Tree ~ Brenda Lee
    Like A Mock ~ Bob Seger
    Jailhouse Mock ~ Elvis Presley
    Planet Mock ~ Afrika Bambaaata
    Mock Your Baby ~ George McCrae
    Mock The Boat ~ The Hues Corporation
    We Will Mock You – Queen
    I Am A Mock – Simon & Garfunkel
    Mock the kasbah
    Mock and Roll – Velvet Underground
    Mock and Roll – Mitch Ryder
    Mock and roll – Led Zep
    Mock and roll all night – Kiss
    I wanna Mock – Twisted sister
    Mock You Like A Hurricaine – Scorpions
    I love Mock and roll – Joan Jet and the Blackhearts
    For those about to Mock – AC/DC
    Mock Lobster – B52’s
    Mock & Roll ~ Heart
    Mock & Roll ~ Gary Glitter
    Mock On ~ David Essex
    Let There Be Mock ~ AC/DC
    Old Time Mock and Roll ~ Bob Seger
    Mock of Ages ~ Def Leppard
    Mock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution ~ AC/DC
    Mock and Roll Band ~ Boston
    Mock and Roll Band – ABBA
    Mock Me ~ Steppenwolf
    Mock Me Baby ~ B.B. King
    Mock Me Gently ~ Andy Kim
    Mock ‘N’ Roll Soul ~ Grand Funk Railroad
    Mock Steady ~ Aretha Franklin
    Mock And Roll Heaven ~ The Righteous Brothers
    Mock And Roll, Hoochie Koo ~ Rick Derringer
    Mock And Roll Lullaby ~ B.J. Thomas
    (We’re Gonna) Mock Around The Clock ~ Bill Haley And His Comets
    Mockin’ Pneumonia-Boogie Woogie Flu ~ Johnny Rivers
    Mockin’ Robin ~ Michael Jackson
    For Those About To Mock (We Salute You) ~ AC/DC
    It’s Still Mock And Roll To Me ~ Billy Joel
    Mock & Roll – Led Zeppelin
    It’s only Mock ‘n’ Roll (But I like it) – Stones
    Mock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy – Bad Company
    Cherub Mock – The Smaashing Pumpkins

    • Charles wants a new gig says:

      Ah
      Wanna mock and troll all night
      And partee ev-er-ee day!

      Charles you are so fucked.

      • beeduwine says:

        Of course…

        Here is the updated list:

        Mock with You ~ Michael Jackson
        ‘Take Me In You Arms Mock Me A Little While ~ Isley Brothers
        Mock Around The Clock ~ Buddy Weaver
        Mockin’ around the Christmas Tree ~ Brenda Lee
        Like A Mock ~ Bob Seger
        Jailhouse Mock ~ Elvis Presley
        Planet Mock ~ Afrika Bambaaata
        Mock Your Baby ~ George McCrae
        Mock The Boat ~ The Hues Corporation
        We Will Mock You – Queen
        I Am A Mock – Simon & Garfunkel
        Mock the kasbah
        Mock and Troll – Velvet Underground
        Mock and Troll – Mitch Ryder
        Mock and Troll – Led Zep
        Mock and Troll all night – Kiss
        I wanna Mock – Twisted sister
        Mock You Like A Hurricaine – Scorpions
        I love Mock and Troll – Joan Jet and the Blackhearts
        For those about to Mock – AC/DC
        Mock Lobster – B52’s
        Mock & Troll ~ Heart
        Mock & Troll ~ Gary Glitter
        Mock On ~ David Essex
        Let There Be Mock ~ AC/DC
        Old Time Mock and Troll ~ Bob Seger
        Mock of Ages ~ Def Leppard
        Mock and Troll Ain’t Noise Pollution ~ AC/DC
        Mock and Troll Band ~ Boston
        Mock and Troll Band – ABBA
        Mock Me ~ Steppenwolf
        Mock Me Baby ~ B.B. King
        Mock Me Gently ~ Andy Kim
        Mock ‘N’ Troll Soul ~ Grand Funk Railroad
        Mock Steady ~ Aretha Franklin
        Mock And Troll Heaven ~ The Righteous Brothers
        Mock And Troll, Hoochie Koo ~ Rick Derringer
        Mock And Troll Lullaby ~ B.J. Thomas
        (We’re Gonna) Mock Around The Clock ~ Bill Haley And His Comets
        Mockin’ Pneumonia-Boogie Woogie Flu ~ Johnny Rivers
        Mockin’ Robin ~ Michael Jackson
        For Those About To Mock (We Salute You) ~ AC/DC
        It’s Still Mock And Troll To Me ~ Billy Joel
        Mock & Troll – Led Zeppelin
        It’s only Mock ‘n’ Troll (But I like it) – Stones
        Mock ‘N’ Troll Fantasy – Bad Company
        Cherub Mock – The Smaashing Pumpkins

    • GrandJunctionite says:

      I’d like to be
      Under the sea
      in a mocktopusses Garden
      in the shade

    • Formercorpsman says:

      That.

      Is sweet, lol.

  10. phoenixgirl says:

    muskrat mock -capt and tenille

  11. Whatever says:

    De Swedish Chef eez mockin een stalking een da kichen…

    “Mock mock mock!!!”

  12. GrandJunctionite says:

    Mock Mock Mockin on Heavens Door – Bob Dylan

  13. William Standish Knowels says:

    I can’t take it any longer.

    “To Thrill a Mockingturd”

  14. beeduwine says:

    We came here to mock – Saxon

  15. Charles wants a new gig says:

    Mock turtles all the way down.

  16. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Anybody got a bottle of Maker’s Mock?

  17. GrandJunctionite says:

    I Mocked the Sherriff
    but I did not Mock the deputy

  18. beeduwine says:

    • Benny Goodman – Taking A Chance On Mock (1943)
    • Bing Crosby – I Mock You (1944)
    • Mills Brothers – You Always Hurt The One You Mock (1944)
    • Perry Como – Prisoner Of Mock (1946)
    • Nat King Cole – (I Mock You) For Sentimental Reasons (1947)
    • Mario Lanza – Be My Mock (1951)
    • Doris Day – Secret Mock (1954)
    • Jo Stafford – Make Mock To Me! (1954)
    • Four Aces – Mock Is A Many Splendered Thing (1955)
    • Joan Weber – Let Me Go Mocker (1955)
    • Elvis Presley – I Want You, I Need You, I Mock You (1956)
    • Elvis Presley – Mock Me Tender (1956)
    • Pat Boone – April Mock (1957-1958)
    • Tab Hunter – Young Mock (1957)
    • Pat Boone – Mock Letters in the Sand (1957)
    • Teddy Bears – To Know Him, Is To Mock Him (1958)
    • Elvis Presley – A Big Hunk O’ Mock (1959)
    • Shirelles – Will You Mock Me Tomorrow (1961)
    • Ray Charles – I Can’t Stop Mocking You (1962)
    • Tymes – So Much In Mock (1963)
    • Beatles – Mock Me Do (1964)
    • Peter and Gordon – A World Without Mock (1964)
    • Supremes – Where Did Our Mock Go (1964)
    • Dixie Cups – Chapel of Mock (1964)
    • Supremes – Baby Mock (1964)
    • Beatles – Can’t Buy Me Mock (1964)
    • Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders – Game of Mock (1965)
    • Righteous Brothers – You’ve Lost That Mockin’ Feelin’ (1965)
    • Supremes – Stop! In The Name of Mock (1965)
    • Young Rascals – Good Mockin’ (1966)
    • Petula Clark – My Mock (1966)
    • Supremes – You Can’t Hurry Mock (1966)
    • Beatles – All You Need Is Mock (1967)
    • Supremes – Mock Is Here and Now You’re Gone (1967)
    • Lulu – To Sir with Mock (1967)
    • Doors – Hello, I Mock You (1968)
    • Supremes – Mock Child (1968)
    • Herb Alpert – This Guy’s In Mock With You (1968)
    • Paul Mauriat – Mock Is Blue (1968)
    • Henry Mancini – Mock Theme From ‘Romeo And Juliet’ (1969)
    • Jackson Five – The Mock You Save (1970)
    • Partridge Family – I Think I Mock You (1970)
    • George Harrison – Give Me Mock (Give Me Peace On Earth) (1973)
    • O’Jays – Mock Train (1973)
    • Paul McCartney – My Mock (1973)
    • Roberta Flack – Feel Like Makin Mock (1974)
    • Olivia Newton-John – I Honestly Mock You (1974)
    • Eagles – Best Of My Mock (1975)
    • Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds – Fallin’ In Mock (1975)
    • Minnie Riperton – Mockin’ You (1975)
    • Tony Orlando and Dawn – He Don’t Mock You (Like I Mock You) (1975)
    • Captain and Tennille – Mock Will Keep Us Together (1975)
    • Bellamy Brothers – Let Your Mock Flow (1976)
    • Miracles – Mock Machine Part 1 (1976)
    • Ohio Players – Mock Rollercoaster (1976)
    • Diana Ross – Mock Hangover (1976)
    • Paul Simon – 50 Ways To Leave Your Mocker (1976)
    • Paul McCartney – Silly Mock Songs (1976)
    • Barbra Streisand – Mock Theme From ‘A Star Is Born’ (Evergreen) (1977)
    • Bee Gees – How Deep Is Your Mock (1977-1978)
    • Emotions – Best Of My Mock (1977)
    • Bee Gees – Mock You Inside Out (1979)
    • Barbra Streisand – Woman in Mock (1980)
    • Queen – Crazy Little Thing Called Mock (1980)
    • Air Supply – The One That You Mock (1981)
    • REO Speedwagon – Keep on Mocking You (1981)
    • Eddie Rabbitt – I Mock a Rainy Night (1981)
    • Diana Ross and Lionel Richie – Endless Mock (1981)
    • Joan Jett and The Blackhearts – I Mock Rock ‘n Roll (1982)
    • Billy Ocean – Caribbean Queen (No More Mock on the Run) (1984)
    • Stevie Wonder – I Just Called to Say I Mock You (1984)
    • Tina Turner – What’s Mock Got to Do With It (1984)
    • Stevie Wonder – Part-Time Mocker (1985)
    • Whitney Houston – Saving All My Mock for You (1985)
    • Foreigner – I Want to Know What Mock Is (1985)
    • Huey Lewis and The News – The Power of Mock (1985)
    • Bon Jovi – You Give Mock a Bad Name (1986)
    • Robert Palmer – Addicted to Mock (1986)
    • Steve Winwood – Higher Mock (1986)
    • Peter Cetera – Glory of Mock (1986)
    • Whitney Houston – Greatest Mock of All (1986)
    • Michael Jackson – I Just Can’t Stop Mocking You (1987)
    • Def Leppard – Mock Bites (1988)
    • Will To Power – Baby I Mock Your Way-Free Bird Medley (1988)
    • Phil Collins – Groovy Kind of Mock (1988)
    • New Kids On The Block – I’ll Be Mocking You (Forever) (1989)
    • Nelson – (Can’t Live Without Your) Mock and Affection (1990)
    • Taylor Dayne – Mock Will Lead You Back (1990)
    • Roxette – It Must Have Been Mock (1990)
    • Madonna – Justify My Mock (1990-1991)
    • Mariah Carey – Mock Takes Time (1990)
    • Michael Bolton – How Am I Supposed To Mock Without You (1990)
    • Mariah Carey – Vision of Mock (1990)
    • Stevie B – Because I Mock You (The Postman Song) (1990)
    • Janet Jackson – Mock Will Never Do (Without You) (1991)
    • Wilson Phillips – You’re In Mock (1991)
    • Color Me Badd – All 4 Mock (1992)
    • Whitney Houston – I Will Always Mock You (1992-1993)
    • Meat Loaf – I’d Do Anything for Mock (But I Won’t Do That) (1993)
    • UB40 – Can’t Help Falling in Mock (1993)
    • Janet Jackson – That’s the Way Mock Goes (1993)
    • Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, Sting – All for Mock (1994)
    • Celine Dion – The Power of Mock (1994)
    • Boyz II Men – I’ll Make Mock to You (1994)
    • Bryan Adams – Have You Ever Really Mocked a Woman (1995)
    • Celine Dion – Because You Mocked Me (1996)
    • Jennifer Lopez – If You Had My Mock (1999)
    • Savage Garden – I Knew I Mocked You (2000)
    • Beyonce Featuring Jay-Z – Crazy In Mock (2003)
    • Mario – Let Me Mock You (2004-2005)
    • Akon feat. Snoop Dogg – I Wanna Mock You (2006)
    • Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Mock (2006)
    • Usher feat. Young Jeezy – Mock in This Club (2008)
    • Leona Lewis – Bleeding Mock (2008) – Eminem feat. Rihanna – Mock the Way You Lie (2010)

  19. GrandJunctionite says:

    Misty Mountain Mock- Led Zepplin

  20. GrandJunctionite says:

    One mans loss
    is another man’s gain
    One mans mocking
    is another man’s pain

    Molly Hatchet

  21. GrandJunctionite says:

    Only You can Mock me – UFO

  22. Formercorpsman says:

    I’m f’n dying. Good lord, his daily existence has to be so miserable.

    Man this is a sick bunch, and I love it.

    • GrandJunctionite says:

      I could go on all day. This is my kind of thread. No intelligent discussion required.

      Two thumbs up to Bedeuwine!

      • Formercorpsman says:

        Please do. I am pissing myself.

        Holy cow, his existence & legitimacy is now reduced to reworking songs of parody dedicated to him.

        We need this stuff every once in a while.

        I’m seriously laughing my ass of at this stuff.

      • beeduwine says:

        Pat Boone – Mock Letters in the Sand (1957)

        Probably the best one.

      • Formercorpsman says:

        Nice. You get extra points for it being Pat Boone alone.

        Crazy right wing guy and all.

  23. Formercorpsman says:

    So many things can get you high
    I’m gonna try em all just once before I die
    And you can analyze this situation
    To me it’s all just mental masturbation

    There’s only one way to mock! Oh yeah!

  24. William Standish Knowels says:

    I’m being stalked.
    By whom?
    Stalkers of course, Many with socks, all of them Mockers.
    Socks and Mockers?
    Sounds crazy doesn’t it?
    S and M? No.
    What?</em?
    Socks and Mockers.
    And now they are using Twitter.
    Yes. Mocking Birds.

  25. beeduwine says:

    Captain and Tennille – Mock Will Keep Us Together (1975)

    DoD theme song.

    • GrandJunctionite says:

      I’d vote for Mock around the Clock.

      1 2 3 o’clock 4 o’clock mock
      5 6 7 o’clock 8 o’clock mock
      9 10 11 o’clock 12 o’clock mock
      were gonna mock
      around the clock tonight.

  26. Formercorpsman says:

    Ow
    Oh yeah, get up
    Ow! (Yeah)
    Ow! Ow!
    Well, they say it’s kinda frightnin’
    How this younger generation swings
    You know it’s more than just some new sensation
    Well, the kid is into losin’ sleep
    And he don’t come home for half the week
    You know it’s more than just an aggravation

    And the cradle will mock
    Yes the cradle, cradle will ock
    And I say mock on. Uh! MOCK ON!

  27. Formercorpsman says:

    It’s a long way to the top, if you wanna mock & troll

  28. GrandJunctionite says:

    Gotta Have a little Roy Orbison (PBUH)

    Only the lonely
    (Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah)
    Know the mockings I’ve been through
    (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
    Only the lonely
    (Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah)
    Know why they mock me like they do
    (Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah)

    Maybe tomorrow, a new romance
    No more stalkerz but that’s the chance
    You’ve got to take, if your mocking heart breaks
    Only the lonley
    (Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah)