Cato SpeaksPosted: February 4, 2011
A little “birdy” sent us this letter that Cato sent Charles. It has been authenticated.
So, let me get this straight, Charles:
On the say-so of a “little birdy” [sic] who likes to stalk stalkers, you decide to publicly chastise a long-time former poster for supposedly commenting on a site that lives to mock you.
For this you have zero evidence, other than your will to be aggrieved.
That poster writes to you to clear up a matter that never needed to be aired publicly and to which he cannot publicly respond, and dares to be even mildly exasperated with the situation.
You then issue a butthurt non-apology while whining about “digs” against your goodself.
Whom does that remind one of? Oh, say, maybe…Sarah “I’m the Victim Here” Palin?
And the pathetic sycophant Dark Falcon allows how terrible it is for you to have to endure “cheap shots”. Poor Mr. Johnson.
Honestly, you should be flattered that you are prominent enough, with your weak-tea attempts at punditry on TPM, to merit a parody site of your very own. Enjoy it while it lasts.
After all this, some might understand if I were to actually “go stalker” and become your sworn enemy. Let me assure you: should that ever happen, it will be under my own proper name and LGF handle, and you will be the first to know of it.
You would probably thrive on that, but sadly, you are just not a big enough target to waste the slings and arrows on.
– Cato the Elder *
P.S. I’m bcc’ing this – to whom is my affair – as insurance against misquotes.
*nic substituted for real name and real email address by DoD editor