It’s that time DoDers! Get ready to vote for LGF’s most idiotic display for 2010! And as promised, the stakes are a bit higher for this round, as the winner will have the award named after them (to be used henceforth).
In spite of a few recent distractions, I used my memory of all things LGF, scoured The Blogmocracy archives, asked for some help The Boiler Room crew along with fellow DoDers to compile a list of individual finalists. There were many good examples that didn’t quite make the cut (like dragonfire1981’s LGF Page fantasy on presidential assassination, and b_sharp‘s one-uping of Ludwig, warning readers not to picture the sticking of “Malkin’s balls into Limbaugh’s mouth”). I’m sure I completely missed a few other good candidates too, but hey, I’m doing my best here.
Note: This poll software is a 3rd party thing, so there is no way for the admin at DoD to determine who voted for who. This also means that our LGF lurkers have nothing to fear if they want to participate in the voting themselves (don’t let Killgore scare you; go here if you’re really that worried about it). The poll is set to block repeat votes by cookie. Voting will remain open for 24 hrs.
Also, in a change from the last two polls, results will not be publicly visable until all the votes are in and the poll closes (like in a real election). This isn’t an attempt to hide any funny business, rather, to prevent it (I got the impression that this knowledge was effecting the outcome). Like I said, the stakes are high here, and we really do want the best lizard to win.
In LudwigVanQuixote‘s long, deranged essay he calls the women of Fox News “gutter sluts”, for using the power of their boobies to promote their evil propaganda.
SpaceJesus hopes that Utah secedes, ’cause he thinks it’d be “fun” to put down a rebellion
Jamesfirecat, at the Stewart/Colbert rally (?), represents LGF with a, um, “sign”.
Killgore Trout, out of food stamps and obviously starving, dines on the slug’s leftover kale.
Charles, for seeing neo-Nazi symbols in the Tennessee state flag.
Gus 802, chiding DoD for posting on Christmas eve and Christmas day, after posting 31 comments and an LGF Page over the same time span.
Dark_Falcon, for one of many examples of working “lizards” and “trolls” into fanciful Dungeons & Dragons scenarios.
Chuck once again engages in dishonest political analysis. He now smears the RNC candidates as anti-Gay.
So being against Gay marriage means you hate Gay people? This is completely intellectually dishonest. Then again, Chuck has no intellect and is just dishonest.
This is a funny comment from Chuck!
Damn Chuck your life is really that bad? I guess when you are a failure at Music, computer programming and blogging who can blame you!