2010 DoD Awards Nominations: Greatest Display of LGF Idiotarianismishness

This will arguably be our most important category, so I’m going to let the nomination process for this one play out for at least a couple of days, in the name of being fair, balanced and thorough.

Now, we know that there are certain posters at the swamp who are known for their idiocy, but that’s not what this award is about.  For this one, I’m asking everyone to cast aside any prejudices and decide the best single example (based on a link, screencap, image, etc., and perhaps a brief background description of the event, if needed).   We’ll try to show each lizard’s best play in this highlight reel (so to speak).

But what should this award be called?  Well, that’s the best part!   To add another element of drama, I’ve decided to name the award after the winner! 

Okay DoDers, I may need some help with this one, so while I assemble the engineers in the Boiler Room, please add whatever you can to the comment section, and I’ll update the thread we firm up the nominations.

Dark_Falcon, for one of many examples of working “lizards” and “trolls” into fanciful Dungeons & Dragons scenarios

LudwigVanQuixote calls the women of Fox News “gutter sluts”, for using the power of their boobies to promote their evil propaganda.

b_sharp one-ups Ludwig, warning readers not to picture the sticking of “Malkin’s balls into Limbaugh’s mouth”

SpaceJesus hopes that Utah secedes, ’cause he thinks it’d be “fun” to put down a rebellion

Jamesfirecat, at the Stewart/Colbert rally (?), borrowed dad’s printer to represent LGF with a, um, “sign”.

Killgore Trout, out of food stamps and obviously starving, dines on the slug’s leftover kale.

SanFranciscoZionist, issuing her stern opposition to the use of “dhimmitude” as a real word, unwittingly insulting CJ (who arguably did more to popularize its use more than anyone).

Charles, for seeing neo-Nazi symbols in the Tennessee state flag.

Gus 802, chiding DoD for posting on Christmas eve and Christmas day, after posting 31 comments and an LGF Page over the same time span


263 Comments on “2010 DoD Awards Nominations: Greatest Display of LGF Idiotarianismishness”

  1. avideditor says:

    I vote for CnfJ of course. He lets the others post there insanity at his sick place

  2. pat says:

    Charles takes the award. ( “I see racist people” )

    • We haven’t gotten to Ludwig or Dark Falcon yet, though. There’s a lot of stuff to pour through there.

      • Whatever says:

        Do you really think you’re going to find anything to match Ludwig’s Godwin rape? He not only went there a bunch of times, he rammed his needle so far up Godwin’s pooper, is came out of his mouth.

    • Speranza says:

      I see neo Nazi, white Supremacist supporters of Robert Stacy McCain, Pam Geller, Robert Spencer, Jim Hoft out there.

  3. phoenixgirl says:

    reine for agreeing with some idiot that it’s hard to tell the libs from the conservatives over at lgf

  4. stonemason says:

    Fozziebear…even more bigoted than The Bigot in my opinion. His slam of middle America as ‘all racists’ is stuck in my ‘favorites’ over there. Last summer some time. He was one of the worst with the all republicans are “fill in the blank”.

  5. Bagua says:

    There should be a separate category for Best Idiotarion Blog and Best Idiotarian Commenter. Otherwise CJ is shoe-in.

    We could nominate:

    1: LGF
    2: Daily Kos
    3: etc.

  6. snowcrash says:

    Is this an award for an idiot or useful idiot?

  7. vagabond trader says:

    The cj seeing nazis in the Tennessee flag still cracks me up and kkkkkalegore slug dining on snail ick vegetation. Decisions decisions…..

  8. The Osprey says:

    So much idiocy, only one vote!

  9. Metatron says:

    I think Charles should be out of the running, or made to compete in a category of his own, against himself.

    That said, the Lude’s “billionz can haz die!!1!” riff and all its corollaries and subrants get my vote.

  10. Speranza says:

    icecweasel for almost a year and half ago saying “I predict that within a year, LGF will be known as one of the premier sites to go to for intelligent debate between conservatives and liberals”.

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      While it may only be considered a place to “debate” if one defines debate as a one sided screed fest where dissent is ruthlessly “down dinged” and stamped out, it *is* the premier site on the Web for slut shaming.

  11. I’m leaning towards using Ludwig’s “slut shaming” essay, actually. It’s absolutely deranged, and its what kinda sorta led to his perpetual timeout.

  12. Speranza says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    I’m leaning towards using Ludwig’s “slut shaming” essay, actually. It’s absolutely deranged, and its what kinda sorta led to his perpetual timeout.

    Lewd-pigs description of Fox News women’s boobs and short skirts was pretty funny/idiotic.

  13. Speranza says:

    Alouette: “I wonder if I should tear out the pages of the LGF cookbook the recipes written up by banned Lizards”.

  14. vagabond trader says:

    When did selrahC get pawned by the NYT interview? Was it in 2010?

  15. Speranza says:

    vagabond trader :
    When did selrahC get pawned by the NYT interview? Was it in 2010?

    Yes it was early Jan. 2010 as Sharmuta left in late Jan./early Feb.

    • vagabond trader says:

      What a sad ball of confusion that one is/was.

    • Whatever says:

      Sharmuta left the next day. When it finally sunk in that there was a woman in Chuck’s house, and they were supposedly to be wed, she just vanished without a trace.

      • Basement Cat says:

        Funny thing is, AFAIK, we never heard anything further about wedding plans or whatever.

        I’m still laughing about LGF being called a “national security blog.”

      • Whatever :

        Sharmuta left the next day. When it finally sunk in that there was a woman in Chuck’s house, and they were supposedly to be wed, she just vanished without a trace.

        The Boiler Room confirms that Sharmuta’s last LGF comment was on that very thread. (NY Times piece)

      • Metatron says:

        If Churlz had a personal life, we would have heard by now. Aside from collecting comix with his bro 40 years ago, that is.

  16. Speranza says:

    vagabond trader :
    What a sad ball of confusion that one is/was.

    Oh man was she ever the pathetic one and I blame a large part of it on selrahC. She was nuts before she got involved with LGF but he was warned about her and he still utilized her as his “lizard monitor” where she was almost 24/7 on LGF instead of trying to change her life.

    • vagabond trader says:

      Pitiful.All joking aside,he has a lot to answer for.Happy New Year,must get to bed,not feeling very good and no,it isn’t from partying. Damn it! :mrgreen:

      • Basement Cat says:

        Same here. I have an evil case of either bronchitis or pneumonia. I get it at least once every year. And I am scheduled to work a 5-hr shift tomorrow. I’ll get through it somehow.

    • Metatron says:

      I actually think the “fiancee” was a actress (ahem!) hired by the hour by Churlz to get her to leave so he wouldn’t have to ban her ass like the new partners Wheeze & Jimmah Ltd were demanding.

      And yeah, he has a lot to answer for. 21st century putzoid man.

  17. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    Thanks for the heads up Dork_Falcon

    122 Dark_Falcon
    Sat, Jan 1, 2011 5:01:14pm replyquote 1downupreport

    re: #89 reine.de.tout

    Here’s the first part of a statement from the White House on the bombing in Egypt:

    Here’s the headline at another blog (Gateway Pundit)
    SICK. OBAMA IS MAKING UP MUSLIM VICTIMS In Egyptian Terror Attack

    The writer quotes only the second sentence from the statement above, then goes on to say:

    He’s afraid to say Islamic extremism.
    Now he’s making up Muslim victims too.

    The WH statement acknowledges what appears to be a fact, that is, eight of the injured were not Christians from the Saints Church, so it’s my guess they were Muslims.

    Gateway Pundit quotes selectively, then comes up with a completely bogus meaning for the quote.

    Gah.

    Typical. The next thing will be Rodan AKA Daedalus AKA Dorkus using your post to say that you, Reine, “Worship Islam”. It’s what happens when Haters decide they want to hate. No fact can stop them.

    • vagabond trader says:

      “It’s what happens when Haters decide they want to hate. No fact can stop them.”

      Define haters Dork,because from where I’m sitting the fact is muzz were the ones who intentionally murdered Christians outside their place of worship. Collateral damage means nadda to them.Capice? Remember when we used to report the first births of the New Year/

  18. a-naughty-mouse says:

    Jamesfirecat, I also nominate him to be the next Ludwig.

    • Whatever says:

      We have a number over there doing CAGW diaries, but they’re so bland without the “billions will die!!!!!11 flourish.

  19. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    Icarus needs to save a few bucks

    8 Charles
    Sat, Jan 1, 2011 4:18:55pm replyquote 0downupreport

    Can anyone recommend a good place to get bank checks online? I ran out of checks, and when I went to reorder with my bank they wanted a ridiculous fee for them.

  20. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    a-naughty-mouse :
    Jamesfirecat, I also nominate him to be the next Ludwig.

    He made some real stupid anti Israel comments earlier in the year, comments that would have gotten the shit beat out of him verbally had he made them 2-years ago.

  21. Speranza says:

    vagabond trader :
    I get mine free from our credit union.Anyone can join but you must have at least $5.00 in your account.

    Hit the tip jar!

  22. Speranza says:

    That jamesfirecat is one dweeb looking guy. He does look like a 21 year old sociology major.

  23. Bagua says:

    Stanley Sea for saying” “It is AMAZING how they always go after Iceweasel.” After the socioweasel returned yet again to agitate and then feed. Shear blindness.

    • Metatron says:

      Actually now that you mention it Stanley Sea could win this one just on general principle. I hereby nominate her.

      Once she would have been laughed off that blog as a flaming idiotarian. Now she’s all popular and shit because people like their cheerleaders dumb.

  24. vagabond trader says:

    wth happened to jimmah? Did the black widow devour him?

    Must.stop.laughing.it.hurts.

    • Whatever says:

      He was part of the tag team beating on Ludwig. You hardly ever see the weasel without the Jimbo at the same time. Prolly some sockpuppetry going on.

    • Bagua says:

      If he really is living with the weasel, he is in hell.

      • Food Lion says:

        Right where he deserves to be.

        I can’t imagine what soft, womanly qualities she would have in meat space.

        Jimmah must be a masochist.

  25. Speranza says:

    vagabond trader :
    wth happened to jimmah? Did the black widow devour him?
    Must.stop.laughing.it.hurts.

    He is the cameraman for her latest porn film.

  26. Speranza says:

    Whatever :
    Sharmuta left the next day. When it finally sunk in that there was a woman in Chuck’s house, and they were supposedly to be wed, she just vanished without a trace.

    Around Jan. 11, 2010 she had a fight on the blog with iceweasel. She said that she was on teh verge of starving and iceweasel/jimmah told everyone not to give her money. The weasel told her (correctly) that she should be looking to get training for a career while brushing up her resume in order to get a job to hold her over. Sharmuta preferred to be “taken care of”.

    • Basement Cat says:

      She is probably too mentally ill to hold down a job, unless she goes and gets some professional help. If I were hiring anybody, I wouldn’t hire her unless she were willing to get her mental issues under control, which it is her responsibility to do.

  27. Speranza says:

    nesoi :
    Where is the screenshot of Ice as the porn queen?
    How does everyone know this?

    Irish Rose (who never lies) mentioned it once.

  28. snowcrash says:

    I nominate Ludwig for his “No voting for you” list

    • Speranza says:

      The moron LVQ said that Hitler was elected. He was not. The Nazis lost 1 or 3 million votes (not sure of the exact number) in the last Weimar Republic election. Hitler was handed power (as Chancellor) in Jan. 1933 just as the Nazi Party was losing popularity.

    • Speranza says:

      Lewd-pig getting in touch with his inner Stalin.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Those were good too. Can we have multiple Luddy quotes?

    • Metatron says:

      Dear God, he actually said insane people should not be allowed to vote. Guess that’s why he dropped out of sight; he’s being consistent.

      Who were the updingers on that comment?

    • Whatever says:

      #5 is downright precious. I mean Mr. 11ty!!!!! himself saying “get so riled up that you have to protest, but then can’t articulate…”

      🙄

  29. song_and_dance_man says:

    Foster wins, hands down, just for the shear folly of trying to relive his glory days and finding another fauxtoshop pic he could dissect and get some badly needed coverage and ‘please notice me again’ accolades from the MSM.

    Instead he just got a meal. Crow on wry with a dash of salt.

  30. Butternutt says:

    OT:
    Thank Allah them….

    “Pakistanis Rally to Support Death Penalty for Blasphemy
    Charles Johnson
    WORLD • Sat Jan 1, 2011 at 1:56 pm PST • Views: 2,703”

    So that within 5 min of putting up this gem of a thread he can siege into the real issue:

    “5 Charles
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    It’s not only Islamic countries that have blasphemy laws: Ireland’s Ridiculous Blasphemy Law Goes Into Effect.

    No death penalty, but it wasn’t that long ago that Christian societies were executing people for blasphemy.”

    • Food Lion says:

      Just 400 years or so. Might as well have been yesterday. O_o

      • Butternutt says:

        I’m still waiting for Obdicunt to through a bullshit card on that.
        waiting…..
        Wait for it….
        waiting….
        ZZZZzzzz

    • Metatron says:

      Churlz shows off his bright shiny new moral equivalency scales.

    • wolfie says:

      ROFL. Not long ago, Chuck? HOW long ago?

      This we get from a guy who was just complaining that the several recent examples of pseudo-scientific fear-mongering (the population bomb, the New Ice Age, etc.) aren’t really “recent” because, golly, some go back to as early as 1970 !!!

      So 1970 is long ago. Christians executing people for blasphemy is not long ago.
      Ooookay! 😆

      • Metatron says:

        The funniest part is they still believe that we’re going to tax ourselves into an early decline and fall in order to give the money to the UN to stop something that can’t be stopped with money. (Unless the Maldives can build a dike out of dollars.) Even after the November elections and the Cancun travesty, they believe they can prevail. “Send money or the polar bear gets it!” the greenpeaceniks in my family believe it too, and scream “blasphemy!” louder than a passel o’ Pakis if you so much as roll your eyes. Talk about idiotarians.

      • Whatever says:

        Well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

      • Basement Cat says:

        Polar bears…the other white meat! :mrgreen:

    • Speranza says:

      Notice that the Jerk needs to do his moral equivalence bullshit between Islam and Christianity? Ireland at its theocratic worst was still better than Pakistan.

      • Metatron says:

        “No Ireland iz wurst cuz you know da pope and shit and at least muzzy pedofiles marries dey victims!!1!”
        —Churlz

  31. WASVS says:

    So far I want to vote for ‘all of the above.’

    Good God I’m glad I don’t visit the swamp more than a couple times a year.

  32. song_and_dance_man says:

    One of these days we must catalog the various names that are used for Charles Foster Johnson.

    I just call him Foster

  33. wolfie says:

    For sheer, dull-witted idiocy it’s hard to beat the Trout.
    And he makes the most preposterous claims with such sober, straight-faced confidence.

    PFC Manning is a TEA-Partying member of Oathkeepers!
    Barrett Brown is an agent of the Russian mafia!

    I’ll grant you that he’s not anywhere near as funny as Ludwig, but surely the Bore of Very Little Brain has to be in the finals.

    • Speranza says:

      Don;’t forget his 2 AM defecation raid on Hot Air where he spewed the “n” word all over the place.

      • Metatron says:

        And don’t forget that back then a lot of approved and applauded comments at Hot Air really were racist.

        Context matters. Still.

  34. poteen says:

    We gotta find a category that can be won by those most workmanlike of Lizard Stormtroopers, Obdicut and KT.

  35. Food Lion says:

    Kragar sez…

    Fundamentalists are dicks

    To which Slumbering Behemoth replies….

    There was a time when a comment like that would get you eleventy billion down dings.

    There was also a time when the people being called fundamentalists on a Paki blasphemy thread, would be muzz.

    Of course, the parody is lost on the loozards.

    • wolfie says:

      Many Kragar is hoping we’ll vote on Bigot of the Year.
      (He was deeply saddened not to make the Sycophant finals.)

      Hey, Kragar, it’s 2011 now. Too late!

  36. jordanduram says:

    I cast my vote for Mr. Johnson. May the gods have mercy on his soul.

  37. Speranza says:

    jordanduram :
    I cast my vote for Mr. Johnson. May the Gods have mercy on his soul.

    Change “the Gods” to the “the Darwinists” and he will be pleased.

    • jordanduram says:

      Who is this ‘Darwin’? In any case, frak whatever he thinks. At least the Delphi Convalescence Institute is aware of his situation.

  38. Speranza says:

    Food Lion :
    Kragar sez…

    Fundamentalists are dicks

    To which Slumbering Behemoth replies….

    There was a time when a comment like that would get you eleventy billion down dings.

    There was also a time when the people being called fundamentalists on a Paki blasphemy thread, would be muzz.
    Of course, the parody is lost on the loozards.

    How true. And that is why we hate Charles Johnson – he is a lying sack of shit.

    • Whatever says:

      The truth is, there was very little time when a comment like that would have gotten a lot of downdings. The blog went hard left shortly after the dinger was installed.

  39. Formercorpsman says:

    Man there is so much to choose from.

    The flag option has to be high on my list just because the guy insists he has got the b-line on all the nazi underground taking hold in the Republican party.

    To go & make such an asinine assertion without so much as a minor attempt at verifying your accusasation before throwing down your racism card is just too much.

    But Chen makes an excellent point, I don’t think you will ever see the calber of weapon’s grade crazy as some of the posts Ludwig had made while in his glory.

    Seriously, that dude os off the hook. Morevoer, were the people applauding him for it. Holy cow.

  40. Speranza says:

    poteen :
    We gotta find a category that can be won by those most workmanlike of Lizard Stormtroopers, Obdicut and KT.

    Most raaaaacist Lizard – that would be KKKillgore Trout of the 09/18/2009 early morning Hot Air raid.

  41. Speranza says:

    Metatron :
    And don’t forget that back then a lot of approved and applauded comments at Hot Air really were racist.
    Context matters. Still.

    Captain Ed and Allah have real jobs. They do not sit 24/7/365 on the blog like Fat Boy does. I’ve seen anti Semites (St.Olaf for one) banned there. KKKillgore is not anyone to throw stones.

    • Metatron says:

      Maybe not, but he’s a fool, not a racist, and to pretend he did that out of “mask slippage” or whatever is to try to make a fool out of me.

      • Formercorpsman says:

        Whatever the rationale, he is a piece of shit. That was probably the most cowardly bullshit I think I have witnessed because he did it, with the intent of not only setting up the strawman, but also with the intent to libel another site.

        Call it whatever you want, he is a pussy.

      • Formercorpsman says:

        Moreover, to throw stones in the way that he did, and does, seems to aqt least raise the question of him having a certain prejudice he is willing to act on, all the while pointing the finger at those whom he deems racist.

      • poteen says:

        “Call it whatever you want, he is a pussy”

        C**t concur, Quite the cur. Howzat go?///

      • Formercorpsman says:

        That episode just really bugged the shit out of me. For all the hype, and effort that went into the LGF dictionary, and how they threw the terms around, (he did what they called a Moby) this little shit bird went and did exactly that.

        It really gets under my skin. Pussy. I have no other words, pussy.

      • Metatron says:

        No doubt, scouts. Case in point: calling BB a foreign operative when that poor kid obvously couldn’t get hired to infiltrate a McDonalds for a Burger King.

        But calling him KKKilgore just plain misses the point of the whole story.

      • wolfie says:

        I don’t think Killgore is a racist. I don’t think Charles, Ed Morrissey, or Allahpundit are racists either.

        Killgore and Charles, of course, were maintaining that Ed Morrissey and Allahpundit WERE. Not just maintaining it, but trying to “prove” it with a nasty escapade that had ZERO probative value.

        Now, I don’t want to shock you, but I believe there are things that are actually worse than simple “racism.” Malicious slander. Treachery. Planting false evidence. Stabbing a supposed friend (Allahpundit) in the back in the service of nothing but your own petulance and sanctimonious ego.

        So I have no particular reason to accuse Killgore and Charles of being racists, but I accuse them of being SCUM.

      • wolfie says:

        “But calling him KKKilgore just plain misses the point of the whole story.”

        Well, as you say, context counts. At the time this happened, CJ & Co. were busy accusing everyone but my grandmother of “racism,” using the most convoluted grounds.
        Anyone can play that game, so we did it for LOLs, turning their own “reasoning” against them. Indeed, the apparent ease with which Killgore used the N-word was better “proof” of unclean thoughts than many of Chucky’s smear campaigns could muster. And that is how he became KKKillgore.

        The nickname stuck, mostly as a sort of memorial to his (and Charles’s) most despicable hour.

      • Bagua says:

        Agreed.

      • Bagua says:

        “Agreed” with Metatron that is>

    • vagabond trader says:

      Kalegore is most definitely a bigot as evidenced by his anti lesbian and anti Christian rants.Most likely a race bigot too,of the low expectation variety. It is endemic in the world of lefties.

  42. GrandJunctionite says:

    Cato Called for 1/2 of all the car drivers in the world to be eliminated to stop AGW. Does that count as idiotarionismish?

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    A modest proposal.
    According to a source on the web:
    Fresh air contains less than 0.04% carbon dioxide. A human’s breath contains almost 5% carbon dioxide. Therefore, we are contributing to the problem with each breath we take. Every person’s output varies according to the amount of exercise taken, the food consumed, etc., but for the purpose at hand a reasonable figure is that each person exhales 445 liters of carbon dioxide per day (the average of 1000 samples measured by the USDA). In the course of a year this production by one average person represents 704 pounds of carbon dioxide.
    That equals 0.352 tons.
    Now, the average car in the US supposedly puts out ~5 tons/year. According to another source,
    “Citing Ward’s Motor Vehicle Facts & Figures, 1999, this almanac reports that, in 1996, the most recent date covered, there were 485,954,000 cars registered worldwide, and 185,404,000 trucks and buses, for a total, worldwide, of 671,358,000 motor vehicles.”
    For the simplicity’s sake, lets say that all of those vehicles put out an average of 6 tons/year of CO2.
    671 million x = 4.026 billion tons per year.
    There are 6,930,653,611 people in the world right now according to this applet.
    6.93 billion x 0.352 = 2.55 billion tons of human-breathed CO2 per annum. Total human + vehicle output is 6.676 tons/annum.
    It is clearly hard to get people to give up their cars. Impossible, you might say.
    But if you retire someone from breathing, he or she can no longer drive a car, and the insidious expulsion of breath-borne CO2 also ceases immediately.
    Rather than try to get living people to stop driving, therefore, I submit that we should randomly eliminate half the vehicle drivers on the planet.
    That simple step would immediately cut the vehicle-based CO2 output to a mere 2.013 billion t/a. In addition, there would be 335.5 million fewer selfish vehicle-driving humans, a net reduction in breath-borne CO2 of 118.1 million tons, for a net reduction to 1.895 billion t/a.
    In contrast, reducing our current vehicle-based CO2 output by ten percent, a goal everyone agrees is nearly impossible under present economic growth forecasts, would only reduce emissions by a paltry 402 million tons, for a total vehicle + respiration figure of 6.274 billion t/a.
    Clearly, that meager reduction is not enough.
    We should, therefore, immediately embark on the plan outlined above.
    Of course certain problems remain to be worked out in detail. The cars and other vehicles of the scrapped drivers would have to be dismantled and recycled to make sure relatives and neighbors do not simply start driving them instead.
    And the physical remains of the redundant humans would have to be sequestered to prevent the escape of their carbon content into the atmosphere.
    But with a little ingenuity and a go-to attitude, we can do it!
    I now open the session to comments and questions from the floor.

  43. Metatron says:

    Help me out, Boiler Room! Who was the neo-lizard who said both Israel and the Paleos would “fight to the last Palestinian baby”? It was sometime in ’10. Part of a whole group that came in flaming Israel after the flotilla farce. I think he got beat down pretty good, but there were plenty who could dig that shit.

    I nominate him, too, as representing LGF’s new tolerance for antisemitism and idiocy.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      I think it was Possum.

      • Metatron says:

        Under a different name?

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        I think it was.

        362 elbruce
        Sat, Sep 4, 2010 10:45:03pm

        re: #358 Dark_Falcon

        LOL @ Magical Balance Fairy.

        See, if I don’t mention that the other side does what you’re doing, you hit me for talking only about one side. If I throw a mention that the other side’s doing the same thing you are, you cry “MBF!!!11”

        I don’t think it’s all that crazy to point out that the situation is being complicated both by interference from Arab nations demanding that Palestinians fight to the last Palestinian baby as well as interference from the U.S. demanding that Israel fight to the last Palestinian baby.

      • nesoi says:

        Possum was on LGF – where?

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      We is good down here in the boiler room… 8)

      • Metatron says:

        elbruce. That’s the guy. And he’s Possum here? Does he believe that shit about the US and Israel or was he mobying?

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        Moby?… nah probably just being a dick.

        Moby? Dick? “Moby Dick?”

        Anyway I bet he had a whale of a time.

  44. BTW- moving forward, I think we should all agree that if we’re going to copy LGF comments, we should make sure to get timestamps and comment #s. Most of the time people do, I know, but just a reminder. It makes them much easier to track down later, for next years awards.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      Article number and comment number and we are good to go.

      You could put up a post later about what info we need to backtrack and find stuff. Yes I know we have everything but Charles does not know that.

      There is no point in directly linking to LGF and using up his bandwidth that he pays for. 😉

  45. swamprat says:

    We seem to be missing an “economics” category. Also foreign trade. Slandering the south. Religion. Conspiracy. The nonsense about the Park51 project not being a mosque.The crescent of embrace is now a semi-circle of embrace, but that makes everything fine. The various apologetics about Stalin, and other communist murderers.

    The whole “balance fairy” rationale where all democrat hypocrisy is dismissed.

    The studious whitewash of the democratic partys’ ties to the klan and opposition to equal rights for blacks.

    You could do an entire blog on…..

    …and here we are.

    • Metatron says:

      Shit yeah. But Chumley never reads us, nosirreebob.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      Hey we ain’t missing anything!

      It is still only the FIRST day of the new year and already the team has got their shit together and had two polls. At this rate we can have 600 and (nils do the math) a few more categories before we start on 2011.

      Around the 15th of March we will have the poll for “2010 best back stabbing comment”

      😉

  46. RWC wonders aloud if the juggernaut LGF megasite was too much for poor NPR:

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    Wow. I knew this to be a strong referrer but crashed NPR?

  47. MrPaulRevere says:

    Bagua :
    Agreed.

    Lets not mince words, Killgores little stunt enraged the right-o-sphere and caused even sane leftists to shake their heads. It destroyed CJ’s reputation.

  48. Food Lion :Right where he deserves to be.
    I can’t imagine what soft, womanly qualities she would have in meat space.
    Jimmah must be a masochist.

    I suspect Jimmah is the one with the soft, womanly qualities that the frozen vermin appreciates in her eunuchs ‘men’.

    • Bagua says:

      Goes without saying. Jimmah is the bottom cat.

    • wolfie says:

      Since we’re on the subject,….. I gotta admit something.
      I’ve never been entirely convinced Ice Weasel is a woman.
      I mean, cyber-reference or not, it’s just not the kind of nic a woman would choose.
      You might as well call yourself Frigid Snake.

      Maybe an older woman who’s armed with a rapier wit and rollicking sense of humor would do it, but not a rather glum young thing.

      Anyone else ever have serious doubts about this critter?

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        Nope iceweasel is female. The name was chosen deliberately.

        Google iceweasel and what do you get?

        millions of hits. She is lost in the clutter.

        However… well, she has a unique signature which can be isolated. (before the interwebs you would say she smelled funny)

      • vagabond trader says:

        I always believed her and the repulsive jimmah are an amalgam. Of what I know not. :mrgreen:

  49. Bagua says:

    poteen :
    We gotta find a category that can be won by those most workmanlike of Lizard Stormtroopers, Obdicut and KT.

    Idiot Savant.

  50. hmmm…

    NJDhockeyfan Sun, Sep 5, 2010 8:43:17pm replyquote

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    I’ll be back in a minute. I have to go to the bathroom and take a Jimmy.

  51. Daedalus says:

    Internet Septic Tank Engineer :

    Nope iceweasel is female. The name was chosen deliberately.

    Google iceweasel and what do you get?

    millions of hits. She is lost in the clutter.

    However… well, she has a unique signature which can be isolated. (before the interwebs you would say she smelled funny)

    Rumors are she had a Porn site.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      That was Irish Rose that said that. She threatened to release the information but she backed down.

      Trust me, I searched!

  52. Metatron says:

    Oh for Pete’s sake.

    One of the newer loozards, ProLifeLiberal, recently converted (reverted?) to Islam. Fine. But nobody there even had polite questions anymore.

    Now he whines on a page by one of the few remaining actual Zionists on LGF.

    “Looking at the link given, I going to make this statement. Most Muslims are NOT seeking to overthrow the West. I’m really tired of the bashing I’ve seen others get. And newsflash to you, the Muslims in Europe are mistreated. Or perhaps you didn’t notice it.”

    All of them. That’s why they fear to burn shit in Paris and daren’t try to kill Danish cartoonists. Sob.

    • Food Lion says:

      Yeah. They’re such mistreated victims that they have no fear of openly protesting the death and downfall of their host countries.

      This clown is just another in the long list if rank amateurs at that site, who would have been picked clean apart 4 years ago.

  53. Overlook says:

    What makes lgf an idiotarian site is its descent from seeing idiocy mostly on the left, to seeing it only on the right, and then defining the right as idiotarian. Charles’ intellectual effort is now being put to stereotyping conservatives as evil as well as idiotic to justify his prejudices. His incitement of hatred against Glen Beck and Pamela Geller for being inciters of hatred is where he has arrived intellectually: unconscious self-parody.

  54. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Metatron :
    Damn, skippy. I’m pretty sure the eunuchs all squat to pee, too.

    There you have a name for the entire tribe: the Squattupi, whose “blog utopia” is a Squattupia.

  55. Dirka says:

    “Terrorism isn”t an issue…….”

    -CJ

    Approx 2 weeks before the Ft Hood attack.

    Find it.

    • Food Lion says:

      You rarely hear about that incident anymore. Same with the underoos bomber and the guy up in Portland (he could have been a model, per one LGFer).

      • Dirka says:

        Actually it may have been a week or two before the Underwear Bomber.

        Of course there’s always K-Trout’s “Mmmmm….sounds like an American convert to Pakistani Islam” BS 2 minutes after the Ft Hood attack.

  56. Metatron says:

    Well it looks like Wikileaks is good for something.

    Found on WL server:

    NSA experimental protocol LGF: proposal and request for funding.

    Abstract:

    LGF Project (Long-term Group Forcing) codename Little Green Footballs (essential: keep name origin a mystery!)

    Theoret. basis: Stockholm Syndrome, Milgram Experiment, Dr. M[redacted] hypothesis

    Goal: create and direct distributed online psychosis guided by Turing Machine and select human intervention in response to traumatic natural or manmade disaster (pending) to expand our understanding of random reward/punishment and pleasure/pain inputs in group dynamics, cohesiveness, and manipulation

    Purpose: automated propagandistic technologies

    Initial funding requirement: $3.7milUSD

    Human face for operational website core (Turing mach

    • Metatron says:

      sorry that’s all we’ve decoded so far; more to follow as available

      • HolyRomanStuff says:

        Yes, it makes much more sense when one understands that the underlying pathos is a government funded mindfuck. How deep does the rabbit hole go?

        Well, you’ve done it now, anyway. How long before *you* wind up in the memory hole? And by memory hole, I mean a shallow grave in the Jersey Pine Barrens.

        I call dibs on your shoes.

      • Metatron says:

        My shoes are spoken for. My gnome underpants too. You can haz my cookbook.

    • Roger says:

      Oh my!

  57. PeteP says:

    It’s hard to go past Johnson on this one. But I did crack up laughing at KKT’s slugs leftover kale.

  58. Metatron says:

    Pt. 2

    Human face for operational website core (Turing machine) has been located, placed under contract and provided with backstory for media interaction as needed; otherwise he will have no input on Project course or outcome. (Possibility of relocation under Fed. Wit. Prot. Prog. upon termination to be considered; simple termination also poss. and likely safer.)

    In light of previous experience with mind control tech, it must be expected that various test subjects may experience extreme negative reactions and will therefore require early termination of testing, critical and/or long term psych. intervention and/or assisted living. Any subjects who become aware or suspect actual Project structure may require extreme prej. termination, though all steps shall be taken to avoid this, including longterm incarceration and/or institutionalization.

    This concludes Abstract. Full proposal details f

    • Overlook says:

      Of course! This explains everything, including the thin content, the Unmata-hari, the pony tail. Thank you. Good start to 2011-ty!!!.

  59. Metatron says:

    Cripes!

    Of course this could all be disinfo from Assange in retaliation for non-support from Churlz, but let’s withhold judgement, mkay?

  60. refugee000 says:

    My vote is for SFZ, who made the leap from “zionist” to “apologist for Islam” without batting an eyelash.

    • wolfie says:

      WE NEED A 180-DEGREE AWARD for the lizard who has done the most complete flip.
      Judges could consider the take-off, the tuck, the fullness of rotation — preferably done without flailing limbs — and how well the contestant sticks the landing.

  61. The Osprey says:

    Speranza :
    I see neo Nazi, white Supremacist supporters of Robert Stacy McCain, Pam Geller, Robert Spencer, Jim Hoft out there.

    Neo Nazi, European Nationalist, White Supremacist, Neo Confederate, Kahanist Catholic fanatics!

  62. The Osprey says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    BTW- moving forward, I think we should all agree that if we’re going to copy LGF comments, we should make sure to get timestamps and comment #s. Most of the time people do, I know, but just a reminder. It makes them much easier to track down later, for next years awards.

    And the name of the thread or post the comment was in. It annoys the hell out of me having to look through post after post trying to find a comment that was noted on here…I don’t like spending that much time there or giving him that many “clicks”.

  63. The Osprey says:

    Whatever :
    From Tennessee!

    Okay then!

    Neo Nazi, Afrikaner, Tennessean, European Nationalist, White Supremacist, Neo Confederate, Kahanist Catholic fanatics!

  64. Speranza says:

    refugee000 :
    My vote is for SFZ, who made the leap from “zionist” to “apologist for Islam” without batting an eyelash.

    She is counting on me to push her case for the Irish Rosie.

  65. poteen says:

    Formercorpsman :
    That episode just really bugged the shit out of me. For all the hype, and effort that went into the LGF dictionary, and how they threw the terms around, (he did what they called a Moby) this little shit bird went and did exactly that.
    It really gets under my skin. Pussy. I have no other words, pussy.

    Being a pussy is a primary qualification to remain in the puddle.

  66. The Osprey says:

    Whatever :
    Climate denying…

    Homophobic! Creationist!

  67. Added Gus 802, for his ridiculous argument about posting on xmas.

  68. HolyRomanStuff says:

    Metatron :
    My shoes are spoken for. My gnome underpants too. You can haz my cookbook.

    Only if I can rip the pages out written by the excommunicated.

  69. antilgfwarrior says:

    This one doesn’t really fit in this category,not sure that there will be one.So will post it now.

    A proud moment in history.

  70. SpaceJesus Wed, Aug 4, 2010 7:11:37pm replyquote

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    man i hope utah secedes over this. it would be so much fun to put down a utah rebellion with tanks and apache gunships like in command and conquer or something

  71. antilgfwarrior says:

    November 2010 election prediction.

  72. AlphaBase1 says:

    You gotta take Charles off this nomination list – that’s not fair to the other nominees. Charles should only get his own categories.

    • wolfie says:

      I tend to agree that Chuck’s in a class by himself.
      However silly the Ludwigs, Weasels, and Trouts are, you have to remember that these are people that Chuck respects and admires! 😆
      BEING an ass is, well, asinine. Admiring asses is something else altogether.

      Maybe we should just name the award for him. (?)
      The “Shrieking Charlie” was suggested by Bunk.
      Then there’s the “UpChuck.”
      Lotsa good potential names.

  73. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Well, my vote is for Chucky. Not knowing a state flag and calling it racist is priceless chunk at his finest.

  74. Beeduwine says:

    This one _has_ to be tailor made to suit Ludwig, though I must say walking around like a human billboard at a political rally advertising for LGF is priceless. Or at least worth a year of free subscription at Charlize house. That would be $120, if the algebra serves me right.

    • snowcrash says:

      In the interest of fairness, some old Lizards had LGF patches made up and wore them. Enuf said. Yes, the dude is a dweeb.

  75. Choog says:

    THAT’S Jamesfirecat? Fuckin’ figures.

  76. antilgfwarrior says:

    Chucky’s on to Glenn(Beck)

  77. lookin for somethin’ on Walter. I know there’s something….

    • Whatever says:

      How about “Charles, I don’t go whoring around on other blogs”?

      • snowcrash says:

        Didn’t walter write a long rebuttal post about something computerish and CJ didnt post it, Rodan did?

        • Yea, but it was actually me who “rescued” Walter’s essay from the haystack of 1200+ comments of an unrelated thread. Posted at 2.0. Probably would have been better for the sycophant vote, ’cause everyone was thanking CJ for giving Walter the permission to do it. LOL

          But then I found this:

          Walter L. Newton Sun, May 16, 2010 9:04:46pm replyquote

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          If we stopped all oil production right now, with in a few years society would be much more localized, more agrarian, more self-sustaining. Mass transit would be better developed, people would live close to their work. Communities would be more self-sustaining, less bedroom community mentality. Think of the Amish, sans the religious aspects. It really would be the best thing that could happen.

      • snowcrash says:

        Oh yeah, that struck me as particulary funny coming from a guy who lives in the Rock Mountains. He would be one of the first to freeze to death.

      • Whatever says:

        Yikes. If we stopped all oil production right now, half of humanity would be dead within a week from hypothermia, and the other half would be dead in a couple months from the disease from all the rotting flesh. Good times if you’re a crow. For a while.

        Dream on, Walter.

      • wolfie says:

        ROFL! He thinks we should be Amish, without “the religious aspects!” Take it from me, Walter. The AMISH wouldn’t be Amish without the religious aspects.
        The religion is not the cherry on the ice cream. It is the cream itself.

  78. antilgfwarrior says:

    Straight question.

  79. snowcrash says:

    If anyone didn’t vote in the poll, Bagua and Cato are almost tied.If you ever wanted to deny Cato a victory,a last minute vote for Bagua could be your only chance.

    • Metatron says:

      “Polls stay open until we get the approved results.” Like that?

      I was for Cato because his flounce redefined the art. And also hoping it would lure him out of retirement to a) splain a few things and b) dish on Churlz. Sigh.

      A 24 hour poll should be for 24 hours, unless your last name is Johnson and you run a liarblog.

      • I did have it set for “1 day” in the settings, and then I noticed that with the timestamp of yesterday’s thread that we’d gone well over 24 hrs. So I closed the poll. Looks like cato won.

      • Beeduwine says:

        Yup. He should show up to collect the award. Only fair.

        Unless SnowCrash’s campaign is successful.

      • snowcrash says:

        I totally agree about a 24 hour poll lasting 24 hours. Tell it to Chen. And if Cato wanted to explain anything at anytime he could have. He was friendly with Bagua who certainly extended the invitation publicly and probably privately.

  80. snowcrash says:

    For the record I admitted I saw Cato ahead at 3:38 on the other thread. I wanted Bagua to win, but to keep the polls open until he does is stupid.

    • Metatron says:

      Cato just might be vain enough to come take a bow. I’d pay to see that.

      • snowcrash says:

        I suspect he would have to drop his sock and have a coming out party first. LOL. I’d like to see him claim his now eponymous award. The Cato. LOL

    • Metatron says:

      Not only that, but I’d bet his email archives are “interesting”…

    • snowcrash says:

      Forget that, he gets the Buzzsaw. The idiotarian winner gets the award named after themself. Nevermind.

  81. Mandingo Warrior says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    Yea, we should really put together a highlight reel of CJ’s termination statements.

    This is a great idea!! it could be like Arnie’s Terminator statments…Like when he said “no problem” to Cato.

    Just a question. I’d like a signature similar to how you guys to the icon we post with. Is there any way to automate that?

    —————
    “I won’t subscribe to the Baltimore Sun, either, and at least they tell me who’s dead.”
    -Cato the Elder

    • You can assign an icon via gravatar.com, or you can use one of the official DoD icons by copy/pasting the email addy provided in the sidebar.

      I don’t think you can assign a sig. Even us admins can’t do that, so you’d have to paste it into each comment manually.

      But this may be the best termination statement I’ve seen. CJ struggles a bit with anger management I think:

      • Mandingo Warrior says:

        Any idea what Peter Ness said to CJ? He seems royally pissed off in that statement. That would be useful information for the future.

        ——-
        “I won’t subscribe to the Baltimore Sun, either, and at least they tell me who’s dead.”
        -Cato the Elder

      • Metatron says:

        Ogodogod, that’s pretty much what my AGW crazed cousin ended up shouting at me the other day when I held up the banner of skepticism. Also I’m apparently in the pay of Big Oil.

      • swamprat says:

        Here is what was said

        705 Peter Ness
        Fri, May 7, 2010 5:45:41am replyquote -16downupreport

        So, if the American flag cannot be worn at an American school on Cinco de Mayo day, how would the school’s V.P. handle someone of Native American ancestry who turned up on campus? Should they be banned too? Just for that day you understand, so they don’t create conflict and bad feelings…

        There’s some real self-loathing of your country you’ve got going there Charles, and not everyone who criticizes you is a right-wing, fascist, hypocrite, creationist, gun-nut, GOP, Palin-worshipping, Christian fundamentalist loon.

  82. hmmmm….

    495 Reginald Perrin Sun, Apr 25, 2010 8:46:22pm replyquote

    If I was president, leaving the country would be the best way to serve the people. Trust me, the planet would be much better off with me gone.

  83. Jimmah settles down for a nice evening with pizza and drugs, and gets 6 updings for letting everyone know:

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    re: #394 JasonA

    re: #406 Locker

    Pizza has just arrived. Drugs to follow – might not be posting too much tonight! Have a good one folks (Ice-ski says hi! too) :

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      To his credit, if he lives in California, there are pot delivery services for people with prescriptions. http://www.spcdelivery.com/

      Unless, you mean to imply that there’s a revelation that he and quite possibly Iceweasel are an item?

    • Whatever says:

      “Ice-ski”? Why didn’t Killgore accuse her of being a Russian agent?

    • vagabond trader says:

      lmao,I remember that one.

      About the cj collection,kind of like an intertubes Mao little red book thing.

  84. Beeduwine says:

    And still no Ludwig on the list. Haters. Or should I say haterz?

  85. Beeduwine says:

    WindUpBird is a pretty dumb fellow. Could very well be nominated for every utterance made since mid May 1986.

  86. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Metatron :
    Ogodogod, that’s pretty much what my AGW crazed cousin ended up shouting at me the other day when I held up the banner of skepticism. Also I’m apparently in the pay of Big Oil.

    Well, Chuck has made the revelation that he now agrees with AGW, and therefore all of you pathetic, spit dribbling goons are fools for not coming to the same conclusion.

    Nothing frustrates chunky more than intolerance of other’s views.

    —————

    “I won’t subscribe to the Baltimore Sun, either, and at least they tell me who’s dead.”

    -Cato the Elder





  87. Beeduwine says:

    What will the winners be presented with? Flowers? A diploma? A one way ticket to France?

  88. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Beeduwine :
    He should have gotten the Buzzsaw. He wrote a 43.000 word essay on sluts ferchrissakes.

    Am I the only one here that is not enamored with the likes of Ludwig? he seems like a humorous troll and all, but his insincerity I find lacking. He’s just a run of the mill shitbird, to me.

    I’m actually pleased to see the award went to the ranks of such an elite member as Cato the Elder. I think Ludwig is an impressive rookie, but needs a little more experience before we just shower him with awards.

    I mean he hasn’t even re-appeared at LGF yet. If anything he should get the “Thumb Sucker” award of poutiest NEWNOWN bloggers of the last two years. Bratty Brown would be my close second choice.

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  89. nesoi says:

    Metatron :
    I’m actually worried for the guy. What if Miss S. saw the slutshaming and called off the match?

    Metatron, I’m worried too for LvQ.
    We need a signal from him that he is OK.
    It’s too quiet from his end.

  90. Mandingo Warrior says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    You can assign an icon via gravatar.com, or you can use one of the official DoD icons by copy/pasting the email addy provided in the sidebar.
    I don’t think you can assign a sig. Even us admins can’t do that, so you’d have to paste it into each comment manually.
    But this may be the best termination statement I’ve seen. CJ struggles a bit with anger management I think:

    I found the quote here https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/c211.jpg

    Apparently the Jazz Man got more than a little steamed under the collar when he was accused of self loathing; and not from anyone on the right wing. Good to know that he comes unhinged from one off-handed comment about his patriotism.

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-Cato the Elder





    https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/cj-piss-off-f-yourself.jpg

  91. Bagua says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    Yea, but it was actually me who “rescued” Walter’s essay from the haystack of 1200+ comments of an unrelated thread. Posted at 2.0. Probably would have been better for the sycophant vote, ’cause everyone was thanking CJ for giving Walter the permission to do it. LOL
    But then I found this:

    Walter L. Newton Sun, May 16, 2010 9:04:46pm replyquote
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    If we stopped all oil production right now, with in a few years society would be much more localized, more agrarian, more self-sustaining. Mass transit would be better developed, people would live close to their work. Communities would be more self-sustaining, less bedroom community mentality. Think of the Amish, sans the religious aspects. It really would be the best thing that could happen.

    That was Walter taking the mick, just like Cato.

  92. katemaclaren says:

    Okay. I definitely think selrahC should win one thing in his life–and the Tennesse flag episode is perfect just because it would embarrass the shit out of him when everyone is reminded of his stoooopidity.