2010 DoD Awards Voting: The Irish Rose

The DoD award for most obnoxious sycophant will henceforth be referred to as the Irish Rose (for obvious reasons), and after a round of nominations, I think we’re ready to vote on it.

For your selection, consider the the activity of these lizards both on and off LGF itself, as fawning praise and hard work done to please the Grand Lizardoid can extend beyond the walls of the cult and reach to other sites (and even public displays).  Their actions did not go unnoticed.

Note:  This poll software is a 3rd party thing, so there is no way for the admin at DoD to determine who voted for who.  This also means that our LGF lurkers have nothing to fear if they want to participate in the voting themselves.  The poll is set to block repeat votes by cookie (no multiple choice, but technically multiple votes are possible), and to show the percentages (as opposed to total votes).  Voting will remain open for 24 hrs.

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239 Comments on “2010 DoD Awards Voting: The Irish Rose”

  1. a-naughty-mouse says:

    Ludwig…. I really really really hate that guy.

  2. Daedalus says:

    Dark Falcon wins for biggest ass kisser.

  3. Iron Fist says:

    Lewd Pig van Queer. Hands down. Unless he was the greatst froll ever, in which case Job Well Done…

  4. grandjunctionite says:

    Leaning towards DF myself. His silence as his freinds were whacked was deafening.

  5. poteen says:

    For obnoxious it’s Obdy. The rest get laughed at. Obdy gets a swirly. Way too much hate in that little ones writing.
    With LVQ you have to allow for that sociopathic syndrome he suffers from. 🙂

  6. m says:

    BEST LIZARD PIC – EVER!

  7. snowcrash says:

    Dork Falcon FTW! I hope Ludwig doesn’t sweep all categories.

  8. garycooper says:

    I had to go for Lewd-Spank. I feel I owed it to him, since he banned me.

    That nut Irish Rose will probably take this award as a compliment. Btw, I picture her as looking and sounding like Mrs. Treacher on the British sitcom, “How Not To Live Your Life.”

  9. Doppelganger says:

    Ludwig will have the honor of winning his LGF award from the comfort of Kirly’s list

  10. Doppelganger says:

    my vote goes to the scumbag who pines for tea party grandmothers to be gunned down by jack booted thugs, but cries like a baby over global warming and the Billions who will die from a 1/2 degree increase in temperature ( which isn’t actually happening, but that’s beside the point)

    Plus this is his ONE AND ONLY CHANCE to win an Irish Rose!

    there is no next year for Lewd

  11. Beeduwine says:

    Dark Falcon should win this hands down, don’t you quite concur?

  12. grandjunctionite says:

    CJ may finally throw Israel under the bus is his current Geller hating rant.

    One comement in Particular that I thought was accurate and was immediatly downdinged:

    8 stevemcg Thu, Dec 30, 2010 10:45:23am -1
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    You know, if it weren’t for this blog, I would hardly hear anything at all about Pamela Geller.

  13. Doppelganger says:

    UK WINTER MAY BE COLDEST IN 1000 years

    BILLIONS WILL FREEZE !

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/169577/Winter-may-be-coldest-in-1000-years/

  14. Beeduwine says:

    It would be interesting to see the total number of votes. If it is massive.

    Btw, somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, DF is deleting cookies en masse and voting like a crazy person for LvQ.

  15. grandjunctionite says:

    Slive_the_eli is asking for the ban stick. He is taking on chuck in an argument about Arutz Cheva. The lizards are udinging chuck and staying away from Sliv_the_eli.

    He’ll be deleted and gone soon.

  16. Stillactive says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    Not to try to sway the voting, but guess who just posted this:

    Which makes me all the more grateful for LGF – it’s where I hear things I don’t see or hear elsewhere, and then the decisions I make as to what i want to support/not support have more substance behind them.

    I’m looking right now!
    It’s dark in here!

  17. poteen says:

    Off topic.
    Charlie is arguing with Sliv the Eli that Arutz Sheva and the Israeli right wing have aligned themselves with groups,EDL and such, who are aligned with ‘3rd Reich Nazis’.
    It’s down to 2 degrees of separation between Jews and nazis.
    What an idiot.

  18. poteen says:

    Which one of you is Stevemcg?

  19. dwells38 says:

    Had to take a peak over there before voting. Yeesh. I learned that since O’Donnell’s being investigated that means she’s a grifter and swindler and cheated her supporters out of money (the news reports say she may have misused campaign funds to pay her mortgage, a far cry from a grifter swindling)and they should hate her for it. Also since she reminds them of Sarah Palin that means Sarah is likely of the same ilk. Fox News is beyond the pall and evidently beyond any example of how they’re beyond the pall. They just are and we all know it. Some guy named Ming will probably be banned soon for admitting Dems are as evasive with the press as Repubs. Really weird place.

  20. poteen says:

    63 BigPapa Thu, Dec 30, 2010 11:43:17am replyquote

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    re: #57 stevemcg

    I think it take two to make a distraction. One to say “look over there” and another to keep on looking. My opinion about Geller’s importance isn’t even that far OT. I suppose you cast a wider media net than I do. I just don’t see her invading the MSM the way you do. If I type Pamela Geller in the search field on MSNBC.com, I only get 119 results. Only a few are from December, and most of those are redundant leaks to three things. If I do it on CNN.com there are only 13 results, and none dated past August.

    A CNN search only had 3 hits for ‘Vlaams Belang.’ MSNBC only one result.

    I guess Vlaams Belang is not that important and Charles is distracted by them too.

    Uh. Yeah!

    • grandjunctionite says:

      Thank you Charles for exposing Pam Geller and Vlaams Belang. You are so courageous. We owe you so much. I would hit the tip jar if I wasn’t broke but I strongly urde everyone else to give till it hurts.

      //Irish Rose

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      Translation: Just wait until daddy hears about this!

  21. Stillactive says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    Not to try to sway the voting, but guess who just posted this:

    Which makes me all the more grateful for LGF – it’s where I hear things I don’t see or hear elsewhere, and then the decisions I make as to what i want to support/not support have more substance behind them.

    and 7 updings

  22. PeteP says:

    Reine.de.tout. She was everywhere in the Al Guardian and Digg battles. A real sycophant.

  23. Doppelganger says:

    and somewhere in a 1 bedroom flat, in a worn bathrobe, Andrea weeps for the loss of her man. Oh how she’d give anything to be that lizard in the cartoon.

  24. grandjunctionite says:

    This is how a member of the pack goads a non sycophant into bannage.
    Get him to say Yes, outside of CJ and the few people left at LGF, nobody really cares that much about Pam Geller.

    Stevemcg won’t last long now.

    70 BigPapa Thu, Dec 30, 2010 11:51:03am 0
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    re: #66 stevemcg
    My point is that she is getting puffed up out of proportion, like those ministers I mentioned before.
    By Charles and LGF?

  25. HolyRomanStuff says:

    Good grief. The moment anyone strays from the orthodoxy, what is the oh so predictable result:

    –Obdicut starts the beatdown
    –BigPapa steps in and wonders why the poster is saying that *Charles* is wrong
    –Johnson chimes in with a typically surly and hostile “question” – which, if the responder knows what’s good for him, the answer will always be: “No, no, I was wrong and you were right. May I kiss your boots now, good Sir?”
    –Any number of the other lock steppers enforce the orthodoxy by piling on

    You are free to have a good discussion, with plenty of back and forth of learned opinions, just as long as you agree with everything that the others say. Or, with everything that Charles says, because everyone there will certainly agree with that.

    How can you live a good part of your life this way?

  26. vagabond trader says:

    One more time,the characteristics of a cult. You tell me. :mrgreen:

    http://www.prem-rawat-talk.org/forum/uploads/CultCharacteristics.htm

  27. Speranza says:

    Too bad SFZ was not on the list.

  28. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    At LFG….Opinion has you.

    *Obscure Russia reference*

  29. Doppelganger says:

    There are so many striking similarities between LFG and the old Soviet Union.

    Snitches
    Groupthink
    Misinformation
    Propoganda
    Absolute Allegiance to the Party Line
    People disappearing without warning

    It’s actually a fascinating case study.

  30. Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

    Speranza :
    Too bad SFZ was not on the list.

    A bonus for my friend Mr Speranza. I was looking for love down here in the tank and guess what I found?

    In 2010 only two people typed the phrase “I love you Charles”

    SanFranciscoZionist
    1/31/2010 11:35:42 am PST

    The only other lizard to utter those words in 2010 was,

    HoosierHoops
    Wed, Jul 7, 2010 7:08:49pm replyquote

    8)

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      But! there are still two days left for lizards to proclaim their love for Charles so there may be more to add to the list.

      • snowcrash says:

        I hope someone at LGF makes the flounce to end all flounces of 2010. If they have any secret behind the scenes emails, they could bring them to the DoD as a peace offering. Holidays can be slow.

      • nesoi says:

        I love you Charles? Whatever. The stuff you find down in the tank leaves me feeling dirty.

      • HolyRomanStuff says:

        Exactly. New year tends to invoke maudlin sappiness, so expect to see more Tribute to the Overlord posts at some point.

    • nil says:

      If the category were tireless sycophant, Gus802 would have to be the winner.

      But for obnoxious, it’s tough to top internet tough guy and all around LG alfalfa male enforcer Hoosier “I Love You Charles” Hoops.

      • nil says:

        Just to complete my thought – since the sycophancy is a given, the qualifier is the only real criterion.

        So …

        LvQ – yeah, he really wins obnoxious, but he’s liable to win everything, so …
        Obdicut – most inanely, genuinely pseudo-intellectual
        DF – most pitiful
        Reine – most duplicitous
        Gus802 – most tireless
        HHoops – most obnoxious (who’s not also LvQ)

        Vote Dark Horse H-ILYC-Hoops!!

      • Whatever says:

        Hmm. Sychophany. That gives me an idea.

        How about an award for the best banned sycophant. We can call it the sycophagus.

  31. poteen says:

    Doppelganger :
    There are so many striking similarities between LFG and the old Soviet Union.
    Snitches
    Groupthink
    Misinformation
    Propoganda
    Absolute Allegiance to the Party Line
    People disappearing without warning
    It’s actually a fascinating case study.

    The dynamic is more Jim Jones and Charlie Manson like. Devotion to the prophet.

  32. poteen says:

    Hey! I’m awaiting ‘moderation.’ Which word should I avoid?

    • Beeduwine says:

      AGW Alaska Anonymous Anti-Muslim Anti-Science Bad Craziness Climate Change Comedy Conspiracy Theories Creationism Crime Deal Alert Denial Election 2010 Ethics Evolution Extremism Far Right Fox News Fundamentalism Glenn Beck Global Warming GOP Hate Speech Homophobia Idiocy Internet Interpol Jon Stewart Julian Assange Music Obstructionism Pamela Geller President Obama Quote Racism Refudiation Religious Right Republican Party Right Wing Sarah Palin Satire Science Secrecy Security Short Film Shrieking Harpy Tea Party Video Wikileaks

  33. Beeduwine says:

    This thing is either rigged or people just fall over themselves everytime they see something Ludwig.

    Now stop screwing around and vote like I tell you to: Dark Falcon is your man.

  34. Speranza says:

    Internet Septic Tank Engineer :

    Speranza :
    Too bad SFZ was not on the list.

    A bonus for my friend Mr Speranza. I was looking for love down here in the tank and guess what I found?
    In 2010 only two people typed the phrase “I love you Charles”

    SanFranciscoZionist
    1/31/2010 11:35:42 am PST

    The only other lizard to utter those words in 2010 was,

    HoosierHoops
    Wed, Jul 7, 2010 7:08:49pm replyquote

    Now if only Pam Geller had said that to Charles all this misogynist bullshit the spews would never have happened.

  35. Speranza says:

    wolfie :
    Especially the first volume, which featured all those evil bannees!!! That was funny.

    Recall Alouette’s (the ultimate sycophantic comment) “I wonder if I should tear out the pages of those recipes written by Lizards who were banned?”

  36. tunnelrat says:

    Is this an award for most obnoxious poster or most obsequious suck up?

  37. Voltaires Crack says:

    Was about to hit the button for DF, but re-considered and went for Reine instead.

    To me, the biggest sycophant is the one that’s willing to contort his/her views the most in order to find approval, and Reine edged out DF in my book.

    Where is Honorary Yooper?

  38. snowcrash says:

    Is there any way we can know total number of votes cast so far? How many page views for the poll (to check results) might be interesting.

    • I had set the poll to display % instead of total votes, in an attempt dissuade folks from gaming. I’ll post up the totals once the poll ends, but I can tell you that we’re into 3 figure territory for total votes. 🙂

  39. Nilla says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    Not to try to sway the voting, but guess who just posted this:

    Which makes me all the more grateful for LGF – it’s where I hear things I don’t see or hear elsewhere, and then the decisions I make as to what i want to support/not support have more substance behind them.

    It would have to be someone who is absolutely black hole stupid.

  40. I’m sorry, but I can’t stop laughing at that lizard picture. 😆

  41. HolyRomanStuff :
    Good grief. The moment anyone strays from the orthodoxy, what is the oh so predictable result:
    –Obdicut starts the beatdown
    –BigPapa steps in and wonders why the poster is saying that *Charles* is wrong
    –Johnson chimes in with a typically surly and hostile “question” – which, if the responder knows what’s good for him, the answer will always be: “No, no, I was wrong and you were right. May I kiss your boots now, good Sir?”
    –Any number of the other lock steppers enforce the orthodoxy by piling on
    You are free to have a good discussion, with plenty of back and forth of learned opinions, just as long as you agree with everything that the others say. Or, with everything that Charles says, because everyone there will certainly agree with that.
    How can you live a good part of your life this way?

    You’re assuming they had one to begin with.

    • nil says:

      Nah – LvQ makes that guy look positively sane by comparison.

    • Doppelganger says:

      from his website
      “Craven lives in Corvallis, Oregon with his wife and two young daughters.”

      Sorry, that rules out Ludwig. Craven has had sex with a live woman, not a blow up doll.
      but the writing style is similar

  42. Whatever says:

    Miss S?

  43. LOL the lizards have discovered the poll, and Dark Falcon is not pleased:

    332 Dark_Falcon
    Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:59:03pm replyquote 1downupreport

    And I found a good song to express why I defend LGF and refuse to flounce. It comes back to who I don’t want to be:

    Sycophant this, you stalker assholes!

  44. GrandJunctionite says:

    HaHaHa Suddenly, in the time it took me to go to the gym and drive home after work, DF is gaining in the polls. This should help his cause.

  45. Demos says:

    The Dumbest LGF post of the Evening award goes to:

    303 Reginald Perrin
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    re: #240 SanFranciscoZionist

    I have something to confess.

    I am all out of sorts this evening.

    The Diary of Haterblog is having a contest to pick the most sycophantic lizard, and I didn’t make it into the final vote.

    My feelings are hurt now. What? They don’t hate me enough to vote for me?

    My feeling’s have been hurt by odious odomite stalker trolls too. It has been brought to my attention that the mere mention of my name gets a comment sent to the memory hole at the hate blog.

  46. Speranza says:

    GrandJunctionite :
    HaHaHa Suddenly, in the time it took me to go to the gym and drive home after work, DF is gaining in the polls. This should help his cause.

    I still have faith in reine.de.tout

  47. Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

    How can anyone vote for someone who pens a letter to Pat Buchanan which reads like this

    I wish, to heartily tell you to kiss my circumcized crank – because I am no fan of Obama, and folks like you make it impossible to really counter his more nutty ideas. I also wish to tell you to suck my circumcized crank because you are an asshole.

    Yours,
    LVQ

    I mean, someone who cannot spell circumcised, even though they can do algebra, should not be given any award.

    Vote Dark_Falcon!

  48. Speranza says:

    Don’t worry reine I am pushing hard for you. If you win, can I get a cookbook (for free)?

    242 reine.de.tout Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:19:58pm replyquote
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    re: #240 SanFranciscoZionist
    I have something to confess.
    I am all out of sorts this evening.
    The Diary of Haterblog is having a contest to pick the most sycophantic lizard, and I didn’t make it into the final vote.
    My feelings are hurt now. What? They don’t hate me enough to vote for me?

    did I make it?
    did I?
    did I?
    Huh?
    Who’s in?

  49. Heracles says:

    249 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:21:10pm replyquote

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    re: #240 SanFranciscoZionist

    I have something to confess.

    I am all out of sorts this evening.

    The Diary of Haterblog is having a contest to pick the most sycophantic lizard, and I didn’t make it into the final vote.

    My feelings are hurt now. What? They don’t hate me enough to vote for me?

    At least you made it into the running. I feel hurt.

  50. soul food buffet says:

    Shouldn’t the poll be who is the biggest ass kisser BESIDES DF?

  51. GrandJunctionite says:

    Do we have a AGW Denial thread up that I missed?

    350 Dark_Falcon
    Thu, Dec 30, 2010 7:06:32pm replyquote 3downupreport

    re: #334 Varek Raith

    HAHAHAHA

    It’s freaking winter. It’s, shocka, cold in winter! And, possibly, snowy!

    The Stalkers are in a denial frenzy over the blizzard. As usual, they care not at all for the scientific evidence, only for the service of their own butthurt.

    All I care about is DF winning the Irish Rosie! Vote DF!

  52. Speranza says:

    252 SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:22:18pm replyquote

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    re: #242 reine.de.tout

    did I make it?
    did I?
    did I?
    Huh?
    Who’s in?

    Yeah. YOU did. You’re the only woman on the final list.

    Speranza was pushing for me, though. If I just had one or two more supporters…detractors…you know…maybe things would have been different!

    (I kept swearing I wouldn’t bring this up here, but it’s too incredibly funny. I was so tempted to get a sock over there and start stuffing the ballot in my favor.)

  53. livefreeor die says:

    Wait a minute-don’t those comments mean SFZ, Dark Falcon, Kragar, and Reginald violated the unwritten membership rules of LGF and-gasp-looked at an unapproved blog? When will they be threatened and forced to grovel?

  54. Speranza says:

    293 HoosierHoops Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:37:09pm replyquote

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    re: #262 SanFranciscoZionist

    Well, I feel that I have to support you out of sisterly solidarity, so if there’s any way I can help–or stuff the ballot–I’d be happy to.

    The reason I was on the list is because several years ago I said something so ugly about a lizard that left here it was unforgivable.. My feelings were so hurt that I lost a friend on the blogs…I sent her a letter of apology and she forgave me…No one else ever did…
    I’m willing to win the fricking contest with a clear conscience.. I was new to blogging and lashed out.. I’ve learned a lot since then.. I’ve learned to let it go…I made a mistake and moved on..Two years later many in the land of the damned can’t..I’ll never change that..but I am sorry for those words

    • nesoi says:

      Words hurt – new to the blogging world or not.
      Choose them carefully HH – I know I regret some of mine.

      • HolyRomanStuff says:

        Jeez, creepy personal revelation.

        She lashed out at someone she’s never met, will never meet and only interacted with via email and blog comments. And is still ruminating about it two years later.

        Oh, how does she live with herself?!?

  55. Speranza says:

    317 Dark_Falcon Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:49:14pm replyquote

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    re: #303 Reginald Perrin

    My feeling’s have been hurt by odious odomite stalker trolls too. It has been brought to my attention that the mere mention of my name gets a comment sent to the memory hole at the hate blog.

    They fear you, Reggie. I, on the other hand, am a current target of the “sycophant” balloting. Thus I feel it fair to let the Stalkers know that ‘Quite Concur’ is not a line original to me. It’s used by someone else on another forum I post on. I don’t use it there, but I like it so much I’ve made it my own here.

  56. GrandJunctionite says:

    How long until Iceweasel comes after you DF? With Luddy out of the way, it’s you or Kilgore next.

    400 Dark_Falcon
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    re: #394 Alouette

    Where IS Ludwig? His timeout is going on way too long. And he is not answering my emails.

    Has anyone heard from him?

    His timeout is long over. He can log back in again but has chosen not to.

  57. livefreeor die says:

    Has Iceweasel reappeared?

  58. soul food buffet says:

    snowcrash :
    Why? Dark Falcon was nominated and has a small group of loyal supporters. Vote Dark Falcon

    Because I cannot fathom how someone could NOT consider that simpleton FAR and AWAY the most obnoxious sycophant of this year or any year.

    • snowcrash says:

      I totally agree. I’m not sure why it isn’t a landslide.

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        I agree. Early exit poll data shows a dramatic sympathy NON vote for Dark_Falcon. The remaining lizards at LGF are coming out in droves, despite the blizzard we are denying, and NOT voting for him.

        Also I think the image of a lizard with his head happily buried in buttocks is skewing the poll.

        The sycophant who is always first to fire up the grill and roast buttocks is…..

        Dark_Falcon The only poster who spends all his time eather roasting or kissing ass. A truly dedicated connoisseur af all things rectal.

        Vote Dark_Falcon and Vote NOW!

  59. Speranza says:

    livefreeor die :
    Has Iceweasel reappeared?

    I have not seen her.Probably making another porn film

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      Hey man, *you* try writing dialog for a porn. How many different ways can you say “stick it up my bunghole” and keep it snappy and fresh? Fuck, takes some work, you know?

  60. livefreeor die says:

    snowcrash :Who is Reggie?

    A more boring version of Luddy.

  61. grandjunctionite says:

    Ok I think 1.0 people are over here stuffing the Ballot Box. DF was within 2 percentage points and now Luddy jumped to a 10 point lead. Somethings fishy. Maybe dead people are voting.

  62. grandjunctionite says:

    I find it amusing that after a flurry of 25 Stalker posts over there evrybody signs out and posting ceases. The know teh master will not be pleased.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yup, they’re tiptoeing around the echo-chamber making sure not to tick off Chuck. They’re spewing the usual pseudo-psych “Love me, Daddy” crap to hide the fact that they’re following the voting over here.

  63. Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

    Way to go Dark_Falcon, get the sympathy vote!

    456 Dark_Falcon
    Thu, Dec 30, 2010 8:51:41pm

    re: #455 albusteve

    I’m outski

    Me too. I’m not feeling very well.

    That degree you got in Political Science is really paying dividends now Mr Falcon.

    Yep Vote Dark_Falcon! (he knows all the sneaky tricks….)

  64. HolyRomanStuff says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    I think someone said in the thread that he’s not responding to emails, so….
    I hope he’s OK.

    Hope he’s OK as in you’re afraid he’s gone the full Travis Bickle, or that he might hurt himself?

    • Well, it is weird that he’d just disappear.

      • Whatever says:

        Not for somebody with that kind of ego. Johnson made it very clear that weasel is higher in the hierarchy than him. He can’t just accept that, so he has to reinvent a new internet persona.

        When he reemerges, you’ll be able to spot him. There are enough markers.

      • poteen says:

        He’s punishing the Puddle People’s Padre for taking Weezy’s side.

      • Food Lion says:

        He’s not coming back.

        And that’s the only thing he’s ever done that I have respect for. Well done, LVQ. Don’t take a timeout from a loser like chuck. You’re a goddammed physicist!

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        I have a theory, and evidence…

        I strongly believe Ludwigvanquixote was a split personality. Split amongst the personae that live in his head, or his home.

        His story over two years at LGF is both consistent and alarmingly inconsistent at times.

        However he was fun to read and mock. But like all things fun over at The Blog Version of Animal Farm (BVoAF) fun must be killed and killed he was.

        Vote Dark_Falcon.

  65. Maybe the next category could be LGF idiotarian of the year?

  66. The Osprey says:

    Looks like Hoosier Hoops won’t be picking up his MVP award. LOL.

  67. The Osprey says:

    nil :
    If the category were tireless sycophant, Gus802 would have to be the winner.
    But for obnoxious, it’s tough to top internet tough guy and all around LG alfalfa male enforcer Hoosier “I Love You Charles” Hoops.

    Hosing Hoopski, a legend in his own mind.

  68. The Osprey says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    I think someone said in the thread that he’s not responding to emails, so….
    I hope he’s OK.

    Maybe he decided to put his Global Warming money where his mouth is and he joined the Voluntary Human Extinction movement.

  69. Briareus says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :

    Best flounce?

    Snork.

  70. Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

    Briareus :

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    Best flounce?

    Snork.

    From there or here?

  71. Speranza says:

    No, not really SFZ

    465 SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Dec 30, 2010 9:29:45pm replyquote

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    re: #424 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

    I wonder if the irony of a Lizard who has been on a “time-out” is leading a “Lizard Sycophant” contest is lost on anyone.

    Actually, it feeds into their narrative, which is that lizards suck up to Charles and are then cast cruelly out.

    They would welcome Ludwig with open arms if he showed up there cussing out Charles.

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      I don’t know about anyone else, but the I find the use of the term time-out in quotes to be highly suspicious. What is being implied here? If I were Charles, I’d have Herr Trout pull her file and keep a close eye on her. She sounds “concerned”, and if there is anything that will not do, it is concern.

      • wolfie says:

        Fat Bastard is, above all else, a congenial fellow. Using CYA words or quotation marks comes naturally to him. It’s not (IMO) manipulative or cunning.

        He’s ALWAYS been a make-no-waves, go-with-the-flow kind of guy, moderate in temperament and inclined neither toward great enthusiasms nor great antipathies. In short, he is not “concerned.”

        (Of course, that doesn’t mean that the Blogmeister and his faithful Trout shouldn’t keep an eye on him. You can never be too careful, i.e., paranoid.)

  72. nil says:

    Since my original pick is going nowhere, I’d like to embrace the group think in the true spirit of LGF and reveal that I was really for DF all along, any historical comments by me that seem to indicate otherwise, notwithstanding. Go DF!

  73. Speranza says:

    nil :
    Since my original pick is going nowhere, I’d like to embrace the group think in the true spirit of LGF and reveal that I was really for DF all along, any historical comments by me that seem to indicate otherwise, notwithstanding. Go DF!

    I still think that reine will come through.

  74. grandjunctionite says:

    I see overnight that Dark Falcon the Brave is running away with the irish Rosie.

    I Quite Concur that Best Flounce of 2010 should be a category along with LGF Idiotarian of the year.

    Let the nominations begin.

    LVQ gets re-nominated for IOTY. I’m sure their will be a host of others.

  75. snowcrash says:

    Idiotarian is strongly assoc. with LGF when it was a real blog. Google it. I would rather use an original DoD word/phrase.

  76. Speranza says:

    Mandingo Warrior :
    So tell us more. I haven’t voted yet. I want to hear about the cookbook and any other good shenanigans.

    The cookbook is a mishmash of crap you can get from the Internet and it has as an added bonus Gardening tips from KKKillgore Trout. They sold I think all of 15 books. She is a practicing Catholic who sits quiet during Catholic bashings just like SanFranciscoZionist does during Israel bashing. Reone is my candidate! Vote reine.de.tout!

  77. soul food buffet says:

    All of the sudden LVQ is back in front. Anyone other than DF winning will make this award a sham!

    • grandjunctionite says:

      Dead people are vopting. The Ballot box is being stuffed. DF does not want to be associated with a lizard heads stuffed into gamy buttocks.

  78. grandjunctionite says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    We may need to research that one. Who else had a good flounce, other than cato?

    I recall Judiths was good. I don’t remember Baguas departure. Who’s quote was: “The content has been pretty thin lately. Do it”.

    • snowcrash says:

      Bagua’s was great. He brought his posts to the DoD for a thread. It is in the archives somewhere. He can dig them out. Flounce of the year 2010 is a big honor. All the greats have had a dedicated thread. Mandy Manners was in there too.

      • Beeduwine says:

        Nekama’s flounce is #1 for substance. Even the troll-hammer had to go. Cato’s flounce was the funniest. Except for maybe LvQ’s. Telling the weasel he loves her and then a few seconds later screaming “bitch” at her was an instant classic.

        Actually, LvQ gets my vote here.

      • snowcrash says:

        This is going to be a difficult decision.

    • I think there’ve been enough flounces in 2010 to have a vote. Let’s do it.

      • wolfie says:

        Hey, CZ!
        Any chance we can convince you to let us have a run-off vote on the top 2 or 3 winners in this Sycophant poll? 😉

      • grandjunctionite says:

        We could call this the primary and have the general election between the top two.

      • Beeduwine says:

        Could you dig up the moneyqoutes and a little background as well? That would spice things up a little. If it is not asking too much

      • wolfie says:

        That’s probably asking for too much work, Beed. But I like the run-off idea.

        Without it I fear that Loody will win in every category!

    • Whatever says:

      Cato wrote that.

      Cato needs a category of his own. Classiest alcoholic pervert or something like that.

  79. Beeduwine says:

    This is bullshit. If people don’t start voting Dark Falcon I’ll go all ACORN on your asses.

  80. grandjunctionite says:

    Beeduwine :
    Nekama’s flounce is #1 for substance. Even the troll-hammer had to go. Cato’s flounce was the funniest. Except for maybe LvQ’s. Telling the weasel he loves her and then a few seconds later screaming “bitch” at her was an instant classic.
    Actually, LvQ gets my vote here.

    You know I love you Ice. Fuck you sideways Bitch!

    LOL

  81. grandjunctionite says:

    DF is three points ahead. Close the polls!

  82. Beeduwine says:

    grandjunctionite :
    My army of lawyers is ready if DF doesn’t win this vote.

    I recommend Buzz. He is an army of one.

  83. New thread up to nominate the flouncees!

  84. Beeduwine says:

    snowcrash :
    This is going to be a difficult decision.

    Follow your heart, Snow. Follow your heart.

  85. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Lipstick on those buttocks
    Told a tale on you-ooo
    Lipstick on the buttocks
    And your updings, too
    If favor’s to be curried
    You know what to do, ’cause
    Lipstick on those buttocks
    Told a tale on you
    Told a tale on you
    Told a tale on you…

  86. grandjunctionite says:

    Chuck has a new post up about “Dishonest Judith Miller and her Iraq WMD promotion”. The memory hole is full of intersting Iraq WMD threads from chuck.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/5562_Cross-Blog_Iraq_Debate

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/11568_Sarin_and_Mustard_Gas_in_Iraq

  87. snowcrash says:

    What time does polling close? Dark Falcon is ahead!

  88. grandjunctionite says:

    Looks like the Polls have closed and DF is the winner by a nose!

  89. Basement Cat says:

    For the NEXT poll, I’d like to see a contest for the single stooooopidest remark posted.

    Examples: Tennessee Nazi flag, billions will die…

  90. Stillactive says:

    grandjunctionite :
    Dead people are vopting. The Ballot box is being stuffed. DF does not want to be associated with a lizard heads stuffed into gamy buttocks.

    I think “if the butt fits…ware it!
    Butt that’s just me.

  91. Stillactive says:

    May be his only high water mark.
    “Gram’pa Fowlcum. Tell us again about that award you won.”

  92. Speranza says:

    snowcrash :
    What time does polling close? Dark Falcon is ahead!

    I want a recount for my reine.de.tout

  93. doppelganger says:

    ha ha .

    Dork won

  94. Whatever says:

    That was fun, but we need another runner-up award for Ludwig. We can call it the UpChuck. We already have the picture for that.

  95. alcibiates says:

    i backed the winning horse.

  96. Stillactive says:

    Speranza :
    317 Dark_Falcon Thu, Dec 30, 2010 6:49:14pm replyquote
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    re: #303 Reginald Perrin
    My feeling’s have been hurt by odious odomite stalker trolls too. It has been brought to my attention that the mere mention of my name gets a comment sent to the memory hole at the hate blog.
    They fear you, Reggie. I, on the other hand, am a current target of the “sycophant” balloting. Thus I feel it fair to let the Stalkers know that ‘Quite Concur’ is not a line original to me. It’s used by someone else on another forum I post on. I don’t use it there, but I like it so much I’ve made it my own here.

    Dork_Fowlcum.

    One: you were not a target. You were a nominee. There is a difference, and congratulations on you success.

    Two: We have been waiting for you to have an original anything. Anybody that has followed your illustrative career knows that Lewdie will return, hell will freeze over (Sorry Lewdie) and Chunk will restore Buzzsaw’s comments before you come up with something original.
    Feel free to “quit conquer.”

  97. In case there was any question that D_F deserved this award:

    3 Dark_Falcon
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    Awesome as always. Once again, double credit to Charles’ mom:

    1. For producing a son who has become a fine man and excellent host.

    2. For preserving such a grand collection of comic books for her family.