Chuck it’s always Open

Chuck acts as if registration is a special occasion. As everyone knows, it’s now open 24/7. Yet the Jazz Man acts like registering at his dying blog is a special event.

Chuck, your registration is always open. Your just an object of mockery on the internet now.


96 Comments on “Chuck it’s always Open”

  1. Food Lion says:

    When it was a conservative blog, and people wanted to be there, he would open once a month and be flooded with hundreds of hatchlings.

    Now?

    12 registrations. 11 of them socks.

    😀

  2. garycooper says:

    It’s over, Fatass. Even your left-wing pals, like BB, see what a back-stabbing low-life you are. Move on and learn a trade, before it’s too late. I hear Wal-Mart is hiring greeters this Christmas season. In the red suit, with a fake beard, you’d be perfect.

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      Well, he could just sort of swoop his ponytail down and make that a beard. Might be nice to wash it first, though. That way kids kissing Santa don’t get a whiff of fail.

      On another note, I did not know that registration was always open now. I too remember the days when registration would open, and swing shut in thirty minutes, with x number of “hatchlings”. I never attempted to register, because frankly, it’s too much work to fill out all those boxes and stuff. But I always did look on enviously at the chosen few who had the pluck to fill out three boxes and hit a submit button.

      Of course, now I laugh maniacally as they are booted from the collective, the dialectics of a failed ideology like bitter ash on their whitened, quavering lips. That’s just me, though – it’s just how I roll.

      • poteen says:

        “Of course, now I laugh maniacally as they are booted from the collective, the dialectics of a failed ideology like bitter ash on their whitened, quavering lips”

        Wow! Work on that for awhile or a sudden epiphany?

      • Mashiki says:

        No one with a trade would want him for an apprentice. Tradesmen have to think creatively to fix problems, he’s already shown he can’t do that.

  3. How long until he charges to register?

  4. garycooper says:

    garycooper :It’s over, Fatass. Even your left-wing pals, like BB, see what a back-stabbing low-life you are. Move on and learn a trade, before it’s too late. I hear Wal-Mart is hiring greeters this Christmas season. In the red suit, with a fake beard, you’d be perfect.

    Aside from the dead-eyes, that is. They have belladonna for that, or some people use copious amounts of liquor. Give it a try, old bean.

  5. Back in ’06 when the blog was pretty much at its peak of popularity (and before tweets and all that), it was nearly impossible to catch one of those open registration periods. There were all kinds of anecdotes about people trying for months and months before finally getting in. The windows usually weren’t announced, either.

    I got super lucky, as it turned out, and managed to catch it on my very first visit. If I hadn’t, I probably would have just moved on to some other blog. Perhaps it was fate (although I’m not a big believer in that kind of thing).

  6. song_and_dance_man says:

    The 24/7 open registration curiously occurred in conjunction with his own 24/7 commenting. The blog was much better when he stayed off the threads and held the water.

    I wonder if he gets it yet?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yes, the blog was much better. It self-organized (the comment section, anyway) into something remarkable at the time. Then it started to be “organized” from the top down, and it went to hell. There’s an analogy in there somewhere.

  7. Metatron says:

    Chuckie’s sad midnite ode:

    “Warm Beer and Cold Women”

  8. Basement Cat says:

    When LGF finally shuts down, DoD will have to find a different failing blog to focus on and dissect.

    Nominations, anyone?

    Hot Air, perhaps?

    • swamprat says:

      democrats

    • doriangrey1 says:

      HotAir get’s my vote, with it’s stealth bannings and it’s accelerating Palin hate and Gay love slide into oblivion it is clearly the next FAIL blog. but we better hurry because the slide into oblivion is picking up some serious speed. It is little wonder now why Michelle Malkin was in such a hurry to dump the site. She clearly saw the writing on the wall and didnt want her good name sullied by where Ed and Allah were taking HotAir.

  9. Doppelganger says:

    He’s assumed all the dignity of a gypsy with mangled legs begging for coins on the via del corso

  10. garycooper says:

    This.

  11. Metatron says:

    Catholics are the new Muslims at LGF. The news that a British Muslim actress from the Harry Potter franchise was beaten by her brother and threatened with honor killing by him and her father made the LGF pages today, with nary a nod from Chunk. He would have been on that like white on rice back in the day. Instead, a page about teh eebil Pope brings up “infallibility” as teh cancer on the body of the Church.

    Beecuz u can fuck with the Church in the most ugly fashion and never get a death threat or a lawyer’s letter from CAIR.

    • swamprat says:

      I don’t think so. I don’t think he is afraid of cair. I think he just despises Catholicism. Not the adherants, Catholicism itself.

      But who knows the workings of another persons’ heart?

      • Opilio says:

        Charles F’n Johnson certainly believes he does.

      • Metatron says:

        So why the free pass from Chuckles on things that pertain to al-Islam? Iz CuriousLurker hiz new pretend GF?

      • swamprat says:

        I don’t know metatron. Maybe he got tired of being accused of be anti- muslim.
        Maybe he thought it was the Christians’ turn in the barrel.
        Maybe he is seeking to attract the good graces of a particular group, that dislike Christians more than muslims(like the Atheist Forum)
        Maybe he wants, or thinks he can get, more hits from one topic, than the other.
        Maybe he now dislikes Christians/Catholics more than Muslims, or Muslim extremists.

        But he seemed to change when Obama got elected. If anyone wants to research this, I’d be interested.
        Maybe the comicbooks were his inheritance, and the church got the rest.

        It doesn’t matter. He sees things differently than I, and I no longer post there. He is not required to see things as I see them. It is his blog and I ain’t there. Maybe he will have better luck with his registrants.

      • Barrett Brown says:

        No one’s afraid of CAIR.

      • Metatron says:

        Maybe not, Barrett. But Charles is afraid of lawyers.

        Well, who isn’t?

      • PeteP says:

        I think he just despises Catholicism. Not the adherants, Catholicism itself.

        Ask Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit. He’s a Catholic and Johnson’s attacks on him have been nothing short of hysterical while always mentioning the fact that Hoft is a Catholic.

  12. Just checked over there. No update as to how many “legit” hatchlings made it in.

    I don’t suppose it was less than, say, 10?

    • swamprat says:

      They could all be socks. It isn’t as if they couldn’t register before. Maybe he caught a few by announcing the grand opening. I can’t muster that much interest.
      I don’t even know if my account there is valid or not. Doesn’t matter.

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      How could he update with a number and not look silly? “12 hatchlings in the past four and a half months. And now the gate swings shut. But not really, because you can still register whenever you want. No, seriously, you can. So, please do. Please. And buy a cookbook guaranteed to both reduce both your joy of cooking and eating.

      And living.”

  13. wtf says:

    Charles was raised Catholic (I think.) Not sure why he turned but he sure has a prick-on for Catholics. Makes you wonder why Reine stays there but she showed her colors a long time ago.

    • Lily says:

      He was raised Catholic. Now he is an atheist. He hates Catholic’s. The only reason why is because maybe God didn’t give him what he wanted. My younger brother is like that …. after his divorce he became atheist. Who knows.
      KKKtrout is very anti-Catholic too.

  14. w-t-f says:

    I think Charles was raised Catholic. Not sure why he turned but he sure has a prick-on for them and wonder why reine stays there but then she showed her colors a long time ago.

  15. LittleGreenLame says:

    Here is the sad point LGF has finally reached. I don’t even want to register to be a sock on his blog it’s so lame and off the rector scale.

  16. HolyRomanStuff says:

    Wow! Work on that for awhile or a sudden epiphany?

    Neither, of course – a couple of huffs of fine, fine Elmers carpentry glue, and shit just comes to you. Well, seizures too, sometimes, but you gotta take the good with the bad.

  17. swamprat says:

    Good seein’ you Chen.

  18. w-t-f says:

    sorry for the double post when I went to post the first time it did not come through and now it did. weirod.

  19. yea I don’t know why askimet tosses stuff into the spam bin sometimes. It does a good job at catching the real spam, though.

  20. Food Lion says:

    Metatron :
    So why the free pass from Chuckles on things that pertain to al-Islam? Iz CuriousLurker hiz new pretend GF?

    Is curious lurker a muzlim?

  21. w-t-f says:

    Food Lion :
    How exotic. Lefties love brown, exotic cultures. She must be a big hit over there.

    I believe Curious Lurker is a male type but not positive.

  22. Metatron says:

    Jimmah Carter has just let go another hate bomb on Israel.

    Wouldn’t it be funny
    a Jimmah on a stick.
    Think of all the people
    laffin’ till they’re sick.

    (apologies to Python)

  23. Beeduwine says:

    I registered three and a half socks. I have no idea how many I have in total now, I just keep registrating. It’s like an obsession.

  24. Speranza says:

    Back in 2007 it seemed that registration was open every week. That was a sign that Charles was looking to replenish the ranks for the coming the purges.

    • Bureaucat says:

      2007 is when I registered after lurking for a while. That’s about the time things started to go south. Hmmmm?

  25. Bureaucat says:

    I never had use for a sock. However, my dryer eats them one at a time.

  26. Speranza says:

    Food Lion :
    When it was a conservative blog, and people wanted to be there, he would open once a month and be flooded with hundreds of hatchlings.
    Now?
    12 registrations. 11 of them socks.

    No he would have maybe two or three registrations a year and they would be on nights like Christmas Eve, Thanksgiving, etc.

  27. Bureaucat says:

    Those of you who have waaaaay to much time on your hands can use any of the following names to register socks in honor of Ludwig…
    Silent Cervantes
    Windmill Tilting
    You Are Getting Warmer
    Hockey Stick
    Drowning Polar Bear
    Science!
    Whippedboy
    He Man Women Haters Club

    …go ahead add your own.

  28. Bureaucat says:

    Eternal Timeout

  29. Bureaucat says:

    African Moondog :How do find that sort of stuff?

    I’m guessing specialty catalogues. The kind that come in plain brown wrappers. That and head shops.

  30. Bagua says:

    Bureaucat :
    Eternal Timeout

    The Eternal Shaming of the Slut Shamer!

  31. kansas says:

    Not sure why anyone would want to register there anymore. Even a politely worded disagreement results in the monkeys flinging poo.

  32. ISpeakJive says:

    There aren’t even any bottom rated comments lately. No comments below 0 on the dinger board. Everyone is agreeing with each other these days. Echo chamber? No way!

  33. grandjunctionite says:

    That site loads so infuriatingly slowly, I don’t know how anyone can wade through the comments. It takes over a minute to load comments on a lightning fast desktop with a T-1 line.
    Now that Luwigs gone, I can’t bring myself to go through the pain of seeing the last 8 commenters upding eachother.

  34. Speranza says:

    Metatron :
    Jimmah Carter has just let go another hate bomb on Israel.
    Wouldn’t it be funny
    a Jimmah on a stick.
    Think of all the people
    laffin’ till they’re sick.
    (apologies to Python)

    He really is a despicable cretin.

  35. garycooper says:

    I’m throwing a Hail Mary-pass to Lewd-Boy…

    THERE IS NO WARMING GOING ON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!11!!!!11111!!!!!

    Is it your imagination, telling you that the winters have actually been getting colder of late? No, it’s not. It’s the weather outside, being frightful. And it doesn’t show signs of stopping, so get some popcorn a-pippity popping.

    http://nofrakkingconsensus.wordpress.com/2010/12/19/baby-its-cold-outside/

    Excerpt:

    As the final two weeks of 2010 count down, reality is not being kind to these prognosticators. Instead of sugar dustings of snow and mild temperatures, many parts of the world are in the grip of another unusually harsh winter:

    •new record-low temperatures are being set in a variety of locales, including: Cuba, China, Japan, the UK, Kentucky, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, and North Carolina
    snow and ice are stranding motorists in their cars in: Italy, China, the UK, Canada, and Indiana
    •snow is interrupting air travel across Europe (more here with great pics)
    •communities are coping with unusual amounts of snow from Helsinki to New York, from Minnesota to the UK
    •people are dying of hypothermia in many parts of the US, including some unlikely ones: South Carolina, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin
    •wildlife is being adversely affected by the cold in the UK as well as in Florida (more here)
    In the UK a recent newspaper headline read: Millions facing fuel rationing over Christmas as heating oil runs low. In one of the world’s wealthiest countries some households face a four-week-long wait for furnace oil shipments, and the price has nearly doubled. Rather than being warm and comfortable, many people will spend their holidays cold and miserable – not to mention worried that their water pipes might freeze and burst (more here). Meanwhile, a women’s World Cup skiing event has been postponed due to too much snow in France.

    •Although the mass media barely mentioned this fact, it’s more than a little ironic that the Mexican resort town of Cancun broke cold weather temperature records six days running during the United Nations’ anti-global-warming summit earlier this month. 😆

  36. The Osprey says:

    Bureaucat :
    Those of you who have waaaaay to much time on your hands can use any of the following names to register socks in honor of Ludwig…
    Silent Cervantes
    Windmill Tilting
    You Are Getting Warmer
    Hockey Stick
    Drowning Polar Bear
    Science!
    Whippedboy
    He Man Women Haters Club
    …go ahead add your own.

    Irish Rocinante

  37. Bagua says:

    Ludwig: Some of us here are starting to doubt the holy Global Warming. Not that we can’t read you on LGF, we are looking at the record cold everywhere and we’re not so sure anymore. Please come back and teach us before we kill more polar bears. The slut thing is forgiven.

  38. st. wannabe says:

    Also notice that some days there are no “bottom comments” or only one or two. Near extinction of any dissension over there.

  39. poteen says:

    garycooper :
    I’m throwing a Hail Mary-pass to Lewd-Boy…
    THERE IS NO WARMING GOING ON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!11!!!!11111!!!!!
    Is it your imagination, telling you that the winters have actually been getting colder of late? No, it’s not. It’s the weather outside, being frightful. And it doesn’t show signs of stopping, so get some popcorn a-pippity popping.
    http://nofrakkingconsensus.wordpress.com/2010/12/19/baby-its-cold-outside/
    Excerpt:
    As the final two weeks of 2010 count down, reality is not being kind to these prognosticators. Instead of sugar dustings of snow and mild temperatures, many parts of the world are in the grip of another unusually harsh winter:
    •new record-low temperatures are being set in a variety of locales, including: Cuba, China, Japan, the UK, Kentucky, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, and North Carolina
    snow and ice are stranding motorists in their cars in: Italy, China, the UK, Canada, and Indiana
    •snow is interrupting air travel across Europe (more here with great pics)
    •communities are coping with unusual amounts of snow from Helsinki to New York, from Minnesota to the UK
    •people are dying of hypothermia in many parts of the US, including some unlikely ones: South Carolina, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin
    •wildlife is being adversely affected by the cold in the UK as well as in Florida (more here)
    In the UK a recent newspaper headline read: Millions facing fuel rationing over Christmas as heating oil runs low. In one of the world’s wealthiest countries some households face a four-week-long wait for furnace oil shipments, and the price has nearly doubled. Rather than being warm and comfortable, many people will spend their holidays cold and miserable – not to mention worried that their water pipes might freeze and burst (more here). Meanwhile, a women’s World Cup skiing event has been postponed due to too much snow in France.
    •Although the mass media barely mentioned this fact, it’s more than a little ironic that the Mexican resort town of Cancun broke cold weather temperature records six days running during the United Nations’ anti-global-warming summit earlier this month.

    Give it up. The battery in his hybrid went dead on his way to Denver Airport to beg forgiveness of Lord Charlie of Salamandershire. He’s a Ludsicle in a snowdrift somewhere with his mouth frozen open in a final, futile damnation of those wicked deniers. His final act of supplication to his liege.

  40. The Osprey says:

    Bagua :
    Ludwig: Some of us here are starting to doubt the holy Global Warming. Not that we can’t read you on LGF, we are looking at the record cold everywhere and we’re not so sure anymore. Please come back and teach us before we kill more polar bears. The slut thing is forgiven.

    Tim Blair asks, “Where’s Al Gore?” as record cold hits many parts of the world…

    Top climate scientists are puzzled by a sudden global outbreak of the Gore Effect, apparently taking place despite no assistance from Al Gore himself.

    Scientists have long understood that unseasonal or extremely cold weather is primarily caused by Gore’s close physical proximity. Yet recent weeks have seen record lows from Mexico to Melbourne, with Gore nowhere to be seen.

    “It’s a real head-scratcher,” admits Amanda Pandy, head of the prestigious Flannery Centre, a climate analysis and bicycle courier service located high above predicted ocean rises in mountains south of Sydney, Australia. “Look outside and you’ll actually see snow, right in the middle of summer. It only makes sense if Al Gore is around here somewhere.” Pandy’s climate laboratory/puncture repair shed is now ringed with pies, intended to lure the former vice-president into open ground.

    The “hidden Al” theory is also supported by Okina Sakana, a researcher at Kortler University’s elite Gore studies cell. By calculating the time it takes to travel in a private jet between various newly-frozen locations, Sakana believes he can demonstrate that Gore is circling the globe in the manner of an especially fat Santa Claus, bringing icy cold wherever he lands.

  41. The Osprey says:

    Damn, link to the Tim Blair article didn’t work…here’s the raw url.

    http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/wheres_al/

    • garycooper says:

      That reminds me…I sort of give myself credit for forcing the issue between F’tass and Blair, by sending the latter several links to LGF where the AGW-hoax was being angrily promoted/defended. It wasn’t more than a couple of days before Blair called Chunky out on this, leading to the usual OUTRAGED INVECTIVE from our porcine pal. Called Blair a backstabber, too. I was just sitting back, boiing tea in my tummy. 😉

      I’m sure they would have come to a nasty divorce without my help, but I like to think I helped it along. Blair is one of my favorite pundits on the subject of AGW.

  42. kansas says:

    I read the latest scientific study showed that, excuse the terminology, “Christmas” trees made people feel uncomfortable.

    • Arachne says:

      I heard that, too. I’m fucking sick of worrying about the feelings of Non-Christians.

      So let me see…..if Christmas trees make them uncomfortable, I’m supposed to make sure they can’t see them through my window.

      But they build a Mosque at Ground Zero, which makes ME uncomfortable, and I’m a intolerant bigot.

  43. ISpeakJive says:

    Hindu temples make me uncomfortable. Those carvings on the roof are scary!

  44. garycooper says:

    I saw an upside-down Christmas tree at a relative’s house, a couple years ago. That made me uncomfortable. It was all decorated, with opened gifts underneath it, but it was hog-tied to the ceiling, and like I said, upside-down! To me, that spells FAIL.

    Some of those Hindu temple-carvings are flat-out pornographic. Uncomfortable, with the kids around…

  45. poteen says:

    My Little Ponytail :
    And the Fox whores.

    Miss S. declined to accompany him. The cold was bad for her (air)cell structure./

  46. Voltaires Crack says:

    Bureaucat :
    Those of you who have waaaaay to much time on your hands can use any of the following names to register socks in honor of Ludwig…
    Silent Cervantes
    Windmill Tilting
    You Are Getting Warmer
    Hockey Stick
    Drowning Polar Bear

    Al G. Bra
    Science!
    Whippedboy
    He Man Women Haters Club
    …go ahead add your own.

  47. Voltaires Crack says:

    Futzed that good.

    Meant to add Al G. Bra to this list of nicks.

    Forget it now, though.

  48. garycooper says:

    Voltaires Crack :Futzed that good.
    Meant to add Al G. Bra to this list of nicks.
    Forget it now, though.

    You know, after he lost to Dubya and balloooned up in weight, Gore could have used an “Al Gore Bra.”

    Another nic: Crazed Sex-Poodle (in honor of Gore’s pursuit of the masseuse)