What will John Bolton Do now!

The Jazz Man really thinks he’s some major player. He is now rescinding John Bolton’s 2006 Anti-Idiotarian. Oh what will Bolton do now?

I bet John Bolton is very upset over this news! Somehow I doubt he really cares over the ramblings of an insane Jazz Man!


73 Comments on “What will John Bolton Do now!”

  1. The Osprey says:

    Just when you think Chairman Chuckles Digital Oceania or The Blog Version of Animal Farm, what ever Orwellian metaphor you prefer to use, couldn’t be anymore more of a parody totalitarian socialist regime, along comes something like this.

    John Bolton joins the ranks of many who have now become doubleplusungood thoughtcriminals according to the decrees of Big Lizard.

    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Anti-Idiotarianism is Idiotarianism

  2. My Little Ponytail says:

    😥 🙄

  3. Iron Fist says:

    Un-American? That’s rich. Maybe Chuckles should move to France. He isn’t going to like this downright mean country when everyone wakes up to what his precious Obama and the Left are trying to do to it. He isn’t going to like it at all.

  4. mattm says:

    Awww. I’m sure Bolton is crying now that teh great Charles call him un-American. I still have, well I think I stil have a LGF account. Maybe it is time to use at and get the ban stick. Hmmmm…

  5. vagabond trader says:

    😆 I’m sure John Bolton is on suicide watch after hearing about his banishment. Trolling for blog hits are we cj?

  6. GrandJunctionite says:

    You mean those of us that voted to give him the award he earned don’t get to vote that he keeps it?

    Once again Teh Johnson shows he is a dictator at heart. By decree he takes away what others have bestowed.

  7. Speranza says:

    He is revoking an award that we voted on for a man whose political opinions he agreed with at the time. Yep a grown man did that!

  8. Heracles says:

    vagabond trader :
    I’m sure John Bolton is on suicide watch after hearing about his banishment. Trolling for blog hits are we cj?

    His reaction must be “Charles who?”

  9. H says:

    Who coined the term ‘anti-idiotarian’?

    • m says:

      Charles did.

      It would have been nice to be warned back then that Charles could/would over-rule the results with his assiness on down the road. We could have left earlier.

  10. DEZ says:

    The only thing sadder than a fat bald hippy with a ponytail, is one stomping his sandals in the dirt while yelling he is taking his ball back.

  11. DEZ says:

    Speranza :
    He is revoking an award that we voted on for a man whose political opinions he agreed with at the time. Yep a grown man did that!

    Its too pathetic for words.

  12. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Why is it that when Mad King Yertle or his Lewd Wig lapdog start squealing “UnAmerican,” they themselves sound like the UnaBomber?

  13. PeteP says:

    Johnson is very delusional man. Somehow, he thinks he’s relevant. And Johnson is not even fit to tie John Bolton’s shoelaces.

  14. King Minos says:

    Some people are too stupid to live.

  15. Roger says:

    Say Charles Nodickens? History is thermodynamically irreversible. Try all you want but all you’ll accomplish is a massive waste of your time and resources. Your greatest accomplishment will be to highly entertain us. Carry on.

  16. snowcrash says:

    The award was for year 2006. Was Bolton supposed to conform to Johnson’s ever changing expectations? The whole revoke award thing is petty and vindictive. Johnson is just trying to boost flagging visits by creating a nontroversy. We all know it is really about Pam Geller. He needs to write a very long, detailed essay about the love/hate, push/pull obsession he has for her. Man, the page views would really skyrocket for that. He has to make it really hot and angsty but Johnson isn’t a good writer, so maybe he needs Lud to ghostwrite. ROFL.

    • vagabond trader says:

      “He has to make it really hot and angsty but Johnson isn’t a good writer, so maybe he needs Lud to ghostwrite. ROFL.”

      Ghostwriting and keeping company with the inflatable Ms S to capture the proper atmosphere. :mrgreen:

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      Sometimes I wonder if sometime in the past Herr Chuckholz put the move on Pam and she rebuffed him. It sure would go far in explaining some things.

  17. Voltaires Crack says:

    This is so clearly a projection of Herr Chuckholz’s jealousy for Pam’s success while he languishes in Johnsontown hawking cookbooks and calendars. It must kill him that Pam’s hit the big time while he’s been relegated to the cutout bin.

    • Arachne says:

      Yep – every time he criticizes someone’s writings, I say “okay, Kumquat, where’s YOUR book? Where’s your tone laying forth your manifesto, the culmination of countless hours of research and analysis.” I hear that there IS a book, and dream about ordering the book from Amazon, to have it arrive, to crack the binding and breathlessly turn to page one….

      …only to see Cato’s lame ass cracked crab recipe.

      • Voltaires Crack says:

        LOL

        You can’t cut and paste original thoughts.

        Cracked crab recipes, on the other hand….

  18. Delusions of adequacy….

  19. Voltaires Crack says:

    In a stunning follow-up announcement, Herr Chuckholz has added that Bolton ‘ain’t not never allowed to read my comic books, not in a zillionty billionty years’.

  20. spaceallah says:

    John Bolton has something stupidfuck will never have: convictions that don’t change like the wind. That’s because he’s a man, and has the balls to leave his house and participate in public life.

    • Roger says:

      And John Bolton also has an education and keeps educating himself while stupidfuck rejects the effort it would take to become a contemporary of Bolton’s.

  21. H says:

    By the way, this should cause a stirr. Unless the remaining “lizards” are completely intellectually neutered.

    Still wondering about the origin of ‘anti-idiotarian’. People help me out here.

    • Arachne says:

      Toots, I think you summed it up nicely in the last two words of sentence one.

    • Iron Fist says:

      The remaining “lizards” are intellectually neutered. The hoi polloi over there probably think this is just keen, and remainders like Lawhawk don’t want to be culled from the herd as members of the dreaded Class of 2004. You know, the people who actually put LGF on the map and made it great. No one like that over there now. Pale immitations, like waxworks with delusions of life…

      • H says:

        I know. I followed lgf in 2004. Even before then too.

        It’s a shame. Lgf used to make history. Now, not so much. It’s like buffalos over the cliff.

        Fucking nihilists.

    • Arachne says:

      anti-idiotarian – Someone who has his or her head screwed on straight politically; generally used to refer to anyone who grasps the significance of and does his or her best to combat the post-9/11 political alliance between the “Old Left” and militant Islam.

  22. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Bolton, if he knows about this at all, is probably thinking “Whew! There’s an embarrassment removed from my record.”

    Had the LGF award not been revoked by the Mad King—now that he’s safely purged and expelled almost all who actually voted for it—poor John Bolton would be mocked mercilessly during the port and cigars at his club for having it.

  23. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

    Chuckles must really be angling for a spot on MSNBC with this one.

    Wonder why, if Pamela was in LA for the book tour, he refused to go out and debate her at her signing party.

    • Iron Fist says:

      Restraining order? Jus’ sayin’ 😈

      • Grimcargo says:

        Wonder why, if Pamela was in LA for the book tour, he refused to go out and debate her at her signing party.

        I can answer that. It’s called a ass whupping. Pamela has people.

  24. King Minos says:

    Arachne, this was probably the best takedown of a lib that Levin ever did, pure snark!

    • spaceallah says:

      LMAO

      That was a total slam from the top ropes.

      • Arachne says:

        It was Mark’s whistling through “Happy Days are Here Again” while this clown was talking about how great it was going to be under Obama.

        Wonder what dumpkoff is saying NOW?

  25. PeteP says:

    John Bolton would run circles around Obama. Pity he’s not in government. And by Johnson’s logic, the +60% Americans who oppose the GZ Mosque are all “nasty un-Americans”. This man is so full of shit it’s unbelievable.

    • King Minos says:

      Lends itself to jokes all around. Comedy gold!

      We would be out of business if it wasn’t for Chuckie. hahaha

    • Arachne says:

      I think it’s almost 70% now.
      Perhaps we should turn the FDNY brothers on to Kumquat’s website. Watch him ban firefighters for disagreeing with him.

      That should tidy up the roster over there a bit….

  26. Voltaires Crack says:

    Meanwhile, Obama is fine with Harry Reid having a differing point of view about the mosque.

    Obama is downright moderate compared to the Johnsontown dooms-dayers.

    • Iron Fist says:

      What was Obama going to say in public? Back in line, bitch? In private, I imagine he is unamused. Dear Leader can’t send him to the Lubyanka for it (yet), but I suspect he has a long memory. Reid better hope he croaks before Obama gets his Socialist Utopia, or he’ll be made to regret crossing the One.

  27. snowcrash says:

    Ah ha, Pam was in L.A. That is what this is really all about. The subconscious mind is taking charge.

  28. Arachne says:

    I’d love to call his show, but I’m terrified. And I effin’ AGREE with him!!!

  29. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Iron Fist :
    What was Obama going to say in public? Back in line, bitch? In private, I imagine he is unamused. Dear Leader can’t send him to the Lubyanka for it (yet), but I suspect he has a long memory. Reid better hope he croaks before Obama gets his Socialist Utopia, or he’ll be made to regret crossing the One.

    Hey, it’s Barney Frank that’s all for the Lube-yanking…

  30. Dr. Rip Studwell says:

    charles isnt qualified to brush boltons ‘stache let alone rescind some award.

    in the land of lgf where the shadows lie
    one johnson to rule them all, one johnson to find them,
    one johnson to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    in the land of lgf where the shadows lie

  31. buzzsawmonkey says:

    So who cares,
    So who cares,
    They’ve revoked an award over there?
    Or that “yanks” are coming
    From folks bent on plumbing
    Depths so mind-numbing in their lair?
    Let ’em swear
    Tear their hair
    As they try to put on fancy airs
    They are over
    So very over
    And who cares if they take back an award over there?

    —apologies to George M. Cohan, and “Over There”

  32. mtc says:

    I think the Blogmocracy should give Bolton an award instead. A real plaque instead of a symbolic award.

  33. Formercorpsman says:

    You know, you wait long enough, and the things you think people could never do, in an effort of not making themselves look like a smacked ass, low and behold, they though come through for you.

    As soon as I saw this post, tears came to my eyes. Every time I have the urge to write down that I can’t believe they did this or that, they do it, and do it in a most magnificent way that you have that little voice asking if this is just some sort of ultra-dry comedy.

    Please Charles, keep this kind of stuff coming.

  34. kansas says:

    Voltaires Crack :Meanwhile, Obama is fine with Harry Reid having a differing point of view about the mosque.
    Obama is downright moderate compared to the Johnsontown dooms-dayers.

    Speaking of Reid slimy and unbelievable view on the mosque, what did the Chuckster have to say about that? I’m guessing he let that one slide.

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      He moved directly onto a derogatory posting slamming Bush for his part (that is, not commenting) on the 9-11 Cordova house.

  35. Revoking John Bolton’s Award
    LGF | Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 12:12:28 pm PDT

    In 2006, LGF readers voted to give the Anti-Idiotarian Award to former UN ambassador John Bolton, largely because of his passionate support of the US and Israel in the frequently hostile environment of the United Nations.

    I feel slightly sad to announce that today, as the proprietor of LGF, I’m revoking that award. And when I say “slightly sad,” I mean “very disgusted with John Bolton.”

    It was bad enough that Bolton actually wrote the foreword for hate monger Pamela Geller’s anti-Obama “book.” But the final straw was the announcement by Geller that Bolton will be speaking at her anti-Muslim rally.

    John Bolton is no “anti-idiotarian.” He’s lent his credibility to a nasty un-American cause, organized and run by people who are insane with hatred and obsessed with conspiracy delusions.

    Mr. Bolton, you should be ashamed of your disgraceful behavior, and for dishonoring the office you once held. We’re taking back our award. You do not deserve it.

    Attention….

    Attention!!

    YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!

    Due to the ongoing ‘blood diamond’ fiasco that Naomi Campbell currently finds herself ensnared in, I announce with the slightest bit of sadness that I will no longer be sexually servicing her.

    Your accepting of blood diamonds from a deposed African Dictator was beyond the pale, Ms. Campbell, and I flat out refuse to bring you to orgasm anymore. You’re on your own, toots. Cry as much as you like, but my decision is final.

    Read it and weep.

  36. Garycooper says:

    Chunky’s deteriorating rapidly. I knew he was nuts, but now with his obsessive monitoring of Blogmocracy and this fine forum, his splintering into proxy-personalities who all magically agree with his every twitch, his retreat into the gated-community bunker, the insane jealousy of the wonderfully successful Pam Gellar, the cold rejection by the Kos Kidz and their moldy ilk, the begging for tips and the pathetic calendar and cookbook ploys…well, I hate to say it, but I think he’s going to spin out majorly in the not-too-distant future. I know, he already has, but I think it’s going to be something even more desperate and deranged than his conversion to full-on moonbattery. Something more final.

    I think…I really feel…yes, he’s going to do it. You know what I’m talking about.

    He’s going to release a self-produced album of jazzy cover-versions of old hippie protest songs. He’s going to sing, play guitar and provide rudimentary percussion. There will be an announcement on his blog, with a link to the Amazon card-table where his CD will join the dusty piles of calendars and cookbooks.

    Sales will be brisk at first, as his ten remaining faithful will cough up the $9.99 for the download. This will keep the lights on for about a month, and then the site will go dark once and for all.

  37. Palandine says:

    I’m sure Ambassador Bolton and his mustache, Regis, are crying themselves to sleep this very minute.

    What’s next? Now that he’s thrown the will of the voters of LGF down the memory hole, who should get the anti-idiotarian award? Doesn’t it have to be Robert Fisk, who knows the best way to respond to terrorism is to give way to it and grovel about how it’s all the West’s fault?

  38. phoenixgirl says:

    uh…..charles…..you didn’t give him the award…..the active and voting lizard at that time voted to give him that award……….i’d gather the majority of people who voted for him would still vote for him so really all you are doing is taking your personal vote back….and i don’t remember you actually sending him a physical award….does anyone remember a physical award?