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The Creationist threat has receded

November 23, 2013

Charles Johnson is now declaring victory over the alleged Creationist threat in Texas.

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Charles probably thinks he’ll help turn tide against the Creationist threat in Texas.

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  1. poteen2
    November 23, 2013 at 10:36 pm | #1

    Racists, creationists, denialists, Palinists and Pam.
    Since he never leaves he doesn’t need a car.
    Even though he is a very good driver
    Then Wapner comes on at 4.

    Everyday the same from Charlie.

    • Because thunk progress
      November 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm | #2

      And Greenwald.

      • Abu
        November 23, 2013 at 11:36 pm | #3

        He invoked Pam on the last thread. RS McCain, too. Bogeymen all around.

    • Doppel Milyo
      November 24, 2013 at 8:51 am | #4

      you forgot the greatest threat to the universe: Dominionist home-schoolers

  2. Because my butt
    November 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm | #5
    • Bunk X
      November 23, 2013 at 11:30 pm | #6
    • Abu Fap
      November 23, 2013 at 11:33 pm | #7

      Lol, Charles. The sanctions we’re currently lifting will somehow be meaningful, if ever re-implemented, at a later date? After they nuke Israel? Culver City thinking.
      DON’T DRINK FROM AN UNSEALED DEW BOTTLE!!!1!!1!

  3. Bunk X
    November 23, 2013 at 11:25 pm | #8

    LMAO.

    I’ve been outta the loop.

  4. Doppel B. DeMilyo
    November 23, 2013 at 11:35 pm | #9

    And on the 7th day, Charles can rest!

    • Because tuchas
      November 23, 2013 at 11:49 pm | #10

      Not without a functioning rest room.

      • Pakimon
        November 24, 2013 at 5:21 pm | #11

        and Cheetos.

  5. Bunk X
    November 23, 2013 at 11:35 pm | #12
  6. Bunk X
    November 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #13
  7. JimboXL
    November 24, 2013 at 2:12 am | #14

    Ahh, what wonderful news, truly a story to warm the coldest, meanest, most vengeful, most miserable liberal heart out there.

  8. St. Pancake
    November 24, 2013 at 2:40 am | #15

    So Mr. Science aka Chuckles the wheedling freeloader is now against the man-made global warming scam? CO2 keeps going up, up, up but temperatures are the same, same same.

  9. Bunk X
    November 24, 2013 at 3:09 am | #16

    Only thing worse than wading through The Swamp is reading Viscous Bouche’s twitter feed.

    • Doppel Milyo
      November 24, 2013 at 8:55 am | #17

      and he was killed by a communist and the conspiracy theories were funded by KGB

      but today it’s cool to blame it on the tea party. Nobody revises history like a communist, right alouette?

      #usefulidiot

  10. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 7:29 am | #18

    …says the deranged creep who has tweeted 5469 attacks on Greenwald in the past two months. :lol:

    Doctor Of Love, heal thyself. Besides, if you didn’t get the love from DoD, you wouldn’t get any love at all.

    • rightymouse
      November 24, 2013 at 8:25 am | #19

      He can run, but he can’t hide. :)

    • Doppel Milyo
      November 24, 2013 at 8:53 am | #20

      Charles if you can’t stand the heat, get my testicles out of your face

      • Because 1-800-MILYO
        November 24, 2013 at 10:35 am | #21

        Senor Testiculo says “Run away! Run away!”.

    • rightymouse
      November 24, 2013 at 9:04 am | #22

      Greenwald should file a complaint with Twitter about fatass.

    • rightymouse
      November 24, 2013 at 9:25 am | #23

      So should Pamela Geller and Jim Hoft.

    • Bunk X
      November 24, 2013 at 8:57 pm | #24
  11. WTFhappenedtoLGF
    November 24, 2013 at 9:12 am | #25

    You know what’s funny? Try explaining Charles Johnson and his descent into beyond-parody chinswabbing for Obama and deranged crusades against Creationism and the Belgians to someone who doesn’t participate in Twitter, blogging, or any other internet creations of the last decade. You start to feel like a crazy person, describing someone even crazier, delving into the minutiae of tainted relationships that only exist online and someone who shrieks about “harassment” that comes from voluntary participation in an open forum.

    They look at you, a little glazed, then ask if we can just get back to watching Hawaii 5-0. And you realized Charles Johnson just doesn’t matter … at all … to anyone. A legend in his own mind.

    • Bunk X
      November 24, 2013 at 9:11 pm | #26

      WTFhappenedtoLGF :
      You know what’s funny? Try explaining Charles Johnson and his descent into beyond-parody chinswabbing for Obama and deranged crusades against Creationism and the Belgians to someone who doesn’t participate in Twitter, blogging, or any other internet creations of the last decade. You start to feel like a crazy person, describing someone even crazier, delving into the minutiae of tainted relationships that only exist online and someone who shrieks about “harassment” that comes from voluntary participation in an open forum.
      They look at you, a little glazed, then ask if we can just get back to watching Hawaii 5-0. And you realized Charles Johnson just doesn’t matter … at all … to anyone. A legend in his own mind.

      Heh. It IS a tough story to explain to someone who doesn’t know what the Killian Documents were, but that’s where the saga began.
      Then try to explain The BRC.

  12. rightymouse
    November 24, 2013 at 10:25 am | #27

    Don’t we have laws against libel & slander?

  13. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 11:54 am | #28

    Further to our discussion of Dubya’s decency from the other day, particularly in contrast to the current Unicorn-In-Chief, see the very enlightening story from the lovely Dana Perino:
    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/345203.php

    • rightymouse
      November 24, 2013 at 12:11 pm | #29

      Why are my eyes watery? Dang you!!!

      • November 24, 2013 at 12:44 pm | #30

        Dana illustrates the fundamental difference between us and them. Our side fears God, their side fears each other.

      • November 24, 2013 at 3:34 pm | #31

        icekoldebassman :
        Dana illustrates the fundamental difference between us and them. Our side fears God, their side fears each other.

        To quote Erykah Badu “Most intellects do not believe in God but they fear him just the same.”

      • Octopus
        November 24, 2013 at 8:41 pm | #32

        Sorry, ‘Mouse. I understand, though. I think it’s the stark difference between having an honorable man as President, and having this puffed-up egomaniac with his Palace Media Guard defending his every move (horrible gaffe). It does make the eyes water.

      • Octopus
        November 24, 2013 at 8:45 pm | #33

        That’s a quality piece of music, Gizbot — thanks! Love her voice.

  14. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 12:03 pm | #34

    And now the Bad News, for Fatass’s Twelve Disciples of Dumbth: The Islamist Fundamentals are still killing anyone who breathes a word of dissent from their respective imam’s interpretation of the barbaric Koran, in every Muslim-dominated country around the globe, and wherever else they can find a grimy foothold. Oh, and Moonbat Libturds who are too cool for Christian Sunday School are pursuing their New Age (Old Occult) Idiocy as feverishly as ever, falling for every silly old stupidstition that comes wafting in the door on a breeze of incense and patchouli. But thank Gaia, we’ve kept the creationism out of the Texas schools! Phew.

  15. Because BTW, what went cattywumpus with the Ocare website, Chunk?
    November 24, 2013 at 12:43 pm | #35
  16. rightymouse
    November 24, 2013 at 2:50 pm | #36

    Excuse me while I laugh at your despicable hypocrisy. :lol: :lol:

    • Octopus
      November 24, 2013 at 8:47 pm | #37

      Also, vindictive, malicious, and back-stabbing. Nobody “drives” you to be those things.

      Nope, they won’t drive you. You have to steal the band’s van and drive yourself. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke!

  17. rightymouse
    November 24, 2013 at 2:53 pm | #38

    Charlie’s perseverating about Barrett now. DON’T PEOPLE REALIZE THAT IT’S ALL ABOUT CHARLIE??

    • Bunk X
      November 24, 2013 at 10:44 pm | #39

      “All roads lead to Jazzy.” –Andrew Breitbart

  18. Abu
    November 24, 2013 at 2:54 pm | #40

    icekoldebassman :Dana illustrates the fundamental difference between us and them. Our side fears God, their side fears each other.

    Amen.

  19. Because Lolwut
    November 24, 2013 at 3:18 pm | #41
    • rightymouse
      November 24, 2013 at 3:56 pm | #42

      Now he gets really snotty…

      • Octopus
        November 24, 2013 at 8:49 pm | #43

        He’s man-struating, sounds like. Bleeding from the ass, due to his horrible diet, compacted Cheetos and whatnot. More I cannot say, lest I sicken myself unduly.

    • Grinning Cat
      November 24, 2013 at 9:14 pm | #44

      Ah, so now he’s into taking responsibility. So Charles, you’ll have admit that you chose to promote and befriend Barrett and nobody drove you to do it. Not to mention all that time being duped by the bewitching PAAAAMMM!!!

  20. Pakimon
    November 24, 2013 at 5:36 pm | #45

    Got news for you. fat boy.

    Obama is but a steaming pile of dogshit in the Presidential hierarchy compared to Reagan.

    If his popularity numbers continue to plummet at the current rate, he’ll be but a pile of steaming dogshit compared to Carter, Bush, Coolidge, Hoover and (insert name of appropriate president here) as well.

  21. Pakimon
    November 24, 2013 at 5:39 pm | #46

    Is it just me or is Chunky ramping up his mean-spirited, petulant sniveling as of late?

    What could possibly be the reason? :lol:

    • Because Lolwut
      November 24, 2013 at 5:49 pm | #47

      Pose Mangina Syndrome?

    • Bunk X
      November 24, 2013 at 11:28 pm | #48

      Nobody cares about his comic book collecion?

  22. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 8:56 pm | #49

    No, he really is getting nastier, as his blog continues to fail miserably, and his stupid, reposted-glurge tweets fail to get him any traction with anyone, never mind the cool kids. He’s got a couple of dweebs who answer him back occasionally, and that’s it.

    It’s been a helluva ride to the dregs of Swampville, for our boy. Oh, well…at least he still has Gus, Vicious B, FemNaziBitch, P-LOL, Kalegore, and my girl Furious, and her itchy-parts. You can build on that, Chunky! Don’t give up, buddy. Plus, we dig ya. :)

  23. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm | #50

    Ooh, esoteric! What refined taste you have, Fatass. I mean, the auto-generated pluggers at Amazon have a big catalog of crap to try and sell, and you’re helping so much. :lol:

    • Doppel B. DeMilyo
      November 24, 2013 at 11:07 pm | #51

      This is Spam

      • Because Lolwut
        November 24, 2013 at 11:19 pm | #52

        Spam is yummy salted pork shoulder. This is crap.

  24. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 9:22 pm | #53

    Speaking of esoteric bendy-ness, here’s asswipe-Alec’s flexible young wife, “Hilaria.” Nice name, girl. Reminds me of who the joke is on, in that relationship. :lol:

  25. swamprat
    November 24, 2013 at 9:42 pm | #54

    Is the entire list of Charles’ enemies composed of those who were formerly his friends?
    Does Charles have ANY enemies who did not first count him as a friend?
    Limbaugh and Barrett Brown are not normally in the same pile.

    Greenwald is the only one I can think of and I wonder about him.

    Oddly, there are no downdings on lgf at this time. All is in accord, and complete harmony has been achieved. A veritable wonderland of agreement.

    • Bunk X
      November 24, 2013 at 11:31 pm | #55

      Purity and serenity in Penis Penis Penis LOLland.

  26. Octopus
    November 24, 2013 at 10:04 pm | #56

    I think we’ve found the perfect portraitist to paint the Final PIcture of “Chunky And The Twelve.” Seems very comfortable with creepiness. But how will we pay him? Profits from butt-plug and calendar sales? Try again to sell the comic books? Get Fatass and a few minions some actual jobs…NAAAHH, just kiddin’, Porky Icarus. Don’t have a coronary, thinking about having to do actual work.

    http://www.fastcodesign.com/3022006/design-crime/this-painting-of-the-danish-royal-family-will-steal-your-soul

  27. Whatever Man
    November 24, 2013 at 10:55 pm | #57

    It’s official. Gus is “great member”.

    • Because Lolwut
      November 24, 2013 at 10:58 pm | #58

      It’s a stalker thing. You wouldn’t understand.

    • Bunk X
      November 24, 2013 at 11:39 pm | #59

      Someone’s obviously bothered by the reach of his member
      ship.

      • Because Lolwut
        November 24, 2013 at 11:41 pm | #60

        Remember when JR Ewing screwed ‘Gus’ from ‘Europe’ over?

      • Bunk X
        November 24, 2013 at 11:50 pm | #61

        *shrimp

      • Bunk X
        November 25, 2013 at 12:39 am | #62
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