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New commentator calls LGF a safe haven!

September 16, 2013

This was one of the funniest comments I have ever seen at LGF. A new member named missliberties calls LGF a safe haven for Moderates.

Radical Moderate

LGF is no safe haven for Moderates, it’s a Far Left Marxist cess pool.

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  1. September 16, 2013 at 2:30 pm | #1

    ‘radical moderate’? How’s that for derp?
    I detect a Jazzy Sock-Puppet.

    • Doppel milyo milyo
      September 16, 2013 at 3:08 pm | #2

      MissLiberties is the sister of Miss S.

    • Octopus
      September 16, 2013 at 4:04 pm | #3

      Definitely a sock. Come on, Chunky…who ya tryin’ ta kid, here? :lol:

      Oh, and send Stabby back over. We were teaching him to read, starting at the elementary level. “See Dick Run.”

      • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo
        September 16, 2013 at 11:41 pm | #4

        It’s kind of gross to think of what Charles does with his socks……

    • Bunk X
      September 17, 2013 at 1:15 am | #5

      I detect a Daily Kos sock puppet.

  2. Doppel milyo milyo
    September 16, 2013 at 2:30 pm | #6

    Safe haven is what she thinks it is.

    This is what it REALLY is

  3. Because New Wig Milyo
    September 16, 2013 at 2:46 pm | #7

    Another New Whig. Wowzers.

  4. OLT’s Must Be An Airhead
    September 16, 2013 at 3:13 pm | #8

    Four more years of Dem rule and we’ll all miss liberties.

    • Because New Wig Milyo
      September 16, 2013 at 3:15 pm | #9

      Hey. Joe Biden’s in. What me worry?

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 5:49 pm | #10

        No way Hillary would stand for it. But hey, maybe he could offer her the VP slot. LOLOLOL!!!

    • Bunk X
      September 17, 2013 at 1:19 am | #11

      Part time work for evabody! WIN. Oh wait…

  5. OLT’s Buy Sturdy Bras – You’ll Thank Me Later
    September 16, 2013 at 3:15 pm | #12

    On the positive side, missliberties (what a dumb name for a proggie), you’ll never be lonely again.

    Because the day you make Stalker Charles upset, he’ll follow you around forever. After banning and badmouthing you, of course.

  6. snowcrash
    September 16, 2013 at 3:31 pm | #13

    She is an old person. I can tell.

    • Octopus
      September 16, 2013 at 4:05 pm | #14

      An old soul, or maybe an old sock?

      • Because New Wig Milyo
        September 16, 2013 at 5:28 pm | #15

        Sock and Soul!!!

  7. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 4:08 pm | #16

    Standing Waddling Order #327 — After any incident involving mass killing, attack the NRA. Never mind who did the killing, or what their motives may have been. We must go after the NRA…”for the children.”

    • Arachne
      September 16, 2013 at 4:11 pm | #17

      How many ICYMI will this one engender, do you think?
      Of course, I guess Fatass missed the gun control dirtbags immediately taking to Twitter so scream about gun control. The fact that DC has some of the most oppressive gun control laws in the country was lost on these assholes. Because, you know, statutes against murder won’t stop them but OOOOOO! Gun Control! will.

      Henry Winkler and David Frum had their asses handed to them after being sliced and diced on Twitter today.

      • Because New Wig Milyo
        September 16, 2013 at 5:24 pm | #18

        Who handed the Fonz his butt? Potsy? :lol:

      • Bunk X
        September 17, 2013 at 1:22 am | #19

        Mrs. Cunningham.

  8. Arachne
    September 16, 2013 at 4:08 pm | #20

    Someone tell li’l pumpkin that LGF is a safe haven for morons and imbeciles who have no clue how the world works. Judging from that first post, she’s going to fit right in. Moderate my ass. Unless she means moderate numbskull – then I concede the point.

    And puleeze – “safe haven”? Seriously? Are you twits being chased all over the interwebz by people? Or are the liberals who can’t stand you kicking you off their sites simply because they no longer wish to deal with the stoopid.

  9. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 4:29 pm | #21

    http://andstillipersist.com/2013/09/the-myth-of-the-noble-objective-scientist/

    This piece of reality may shatter Chunky’s world, and destroy his will to live, such as it is. Scientists aren’t noble paragons of objectivity? NOOOOOOOO!!!! :lol:

    • dwells38
      September 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm | #22

      I don’t know if Chunky’s will to live is even relevant. Since it’s obviously impossible to destroy his will to eat.

  10. Arachne
    September 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm | #23

    Of course, don’t worry folks, 12 dead in the Navy Yard but tonight’s White House party will go on as scheduled. And not a single MSM outlet will say a thing about it, I’ll wager.

    • rightymouse
      September 16, 2013 at 4:44 pm | #24

      Another person just died. Toll is now at 13. :(

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 5:37 pm | #25

        That number also includes the gunman.

      • September 16, 2013 at 6:43 pm | #26

        rightymouse :
        That number also includes the gunman.

        Too damn late, but thank God. More people there should have been able to be armed and bust a cap in his ass way before those 12 innocent people had to die.

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 7:16 pm | #27

        gizbot:
        Can you imagine the horror of not being able to defend yourself? I have friends connected to the Navy so emails have been blistering back & forth. So far, all friends are accounted for. Thank God.

      • ISpeakJive
        September 16, 2013 at 10:36 pm | #28

        Yeah. Who thought of that stupid rule to not allow soldiers to carry weapons? Bizarre.

    • dwells38
      September 16, 2013 at 6:49 pm | #29

      It’s just the Navy! What difference does it make?? Besides if they cancel they might make JayZ and Beyonce mad at them. And they probably have Robin Williams or Chris Rock or someone all set to drop some F-bombs on the 10 yr olds. It’s the Demoncrap way!

  11. September 16, 2013 at 4:54 pm | #30

    she’s got a recently-aquired twitter handle too. @missliberties

    and she is a little feisty!

    • OLT’s Like “Racist”
      September 16, 2013 at 5:05 pm | #31

      By “feisty”, do you mean she speaks independently and fearlessly, or that she’s shrilly repeating talking points?

      Because I’ve noticed a lot of words have changed meanings lately.

  12. OLT’s Gun-Free Zone Successes
    September 16, 2013 at 5:03 pm | #32

    I’m really confused. The people killed at Ft. Hoood were disarmed by Clinton-era rules, same as the people at the Navy Yard.

    That’s what we want, right? To be safe because no guns?

    • Doppel milyo milyo
      September 16, 2013 at 5:08 pm | #33

      Ever notice the ones doing the disarming are also the ones with armed security detail ?

      sieg heil !!

      • Because Godwin Milyo
        September 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm | #34

        Power to the people!

  13. September 16, 2013 at 5:40 pm | #35

    Oh my goodness. This freakshow is all Greenwald stalking, 24 hours a day. I’d include one of her tweets but they’re all just even more boring versions of Chunky’s tweets. Just block the freak of nature, Glenn.

    Radical moderate? Quit spouting gibberish. Just say you think Obama is the greatest president ever, and that being part of a cult makes life easy, cuz thinking is hard!

  14. September 16, 2013 at 5:42 pm | #36

    In case you missed it, retweet my garbage!

    • dwells38
      September 16, 2013 at 6:39 pm | #37

      Yeah you’d know a lot about destroying brands Fat Chunk. Remember when you a had a viable one?? LOL!!!!!!!!

      • dwells38
        September 16, 2013 at 6:40 pm | #38

        Oh forgot….penis penis penis.

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 7:11 pm | #39

        LOL!

    • Arachne
      September 16, 2013 at 7:24 pm | #40

      This should be good for at least an evening’s worth of ICYMI.

  15. rightymouse
    September 16, 2013 at 5:46 pm | #41

    Ten quatloos sez that missliberties is a Charlie sock. Why? Derp, self-identification as a moderate liberals & brand new twitter account.

    • Pakimon
      September 16, 2013 at 6:07 pm | #42

      I’m with rightymouse.

      Only Chunkles would be dumb enough to self identify with the oxymoron, “radical moderate”. :lol:

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 6:16 pm | #43

        :lol:

      • dwells38
        September 16, 2013 at 6:58 pm | #44

        Chunky’s a relevant has-been. He’s much happier now being an honest back-stabber. He’s also a mislead person of pragmatic convictions. He’s a person of gravitas with a ponytail.

    • September 16, 2013 at 6:59 pm | #45

      If Greenwald blocks missliberties, we’ll see if there’s any activity on that account after that happens 90% of her tweets are to Greenwald.

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 7:32 pm | #46

        Plot thickens. :mrgreen:

      • snowcrash
        September 16, 2013 at 7:46 pm | #47

        If it isn’t Charles’ bogus account, it’s a front for one of his unbalanced followers.

  16. Because Seriously, you can’t be this stupid, can you?
    September 16, 2013 at 5:49 pm | #48
    • rightymouse
      September 16, 2013 at 5:51 pm | #49

      Yes. Charlie is capable of being this stupid.

    • dwells38
      September 16, 2013 at 6:53 pm | #50

      Yes Chunky. They’ve decided it would be much more effective to just ask the Israelis to annhilate themselves.

    • ISpeakJive
      September 16, 2013 at 10:49 pm | #51

      Isn’t it decommission? Two m’s, two s’s. May I declare his argument invalid now? yAy.

  17. Pakimon
    September 16, 2013 at 6:05 pm | #52

    Let the “investigation” into this guy’s backround begin as the MSM and the moonbats are praying feverishly that he turn out to be a conservative Tea Party libertarian of some sort and not yet another leftist lunatic. :roll:

    • rightymouse
      September 16, 2013 at 6:10 pm | #53

      It’s all Sarah Palin’s fault anyway. Sarah and the NRA nuts. :roll:

    • rightymouse
      September 16, 2013 at 6:14 pm | #54

      The GOP forced him to crack. He was a sweet guy. Really. :roll:

    • dwells38
      September 16, 2013 at 6:54 pm | #55

      He’s obviously an extremist gun nut who’s also culturally misunderstood. Just like those nice Chechen boys.

    • ISpeakJive
      September 16, 2013 at 10:42 pm | #56

      He’s clearly an NRA member, incited to his behavior by the white supremacist movement. Wait… What?

  18. dwells38
    September 16, 2013 at 6:37 pm | #57

    Fat Stupid resident moron at LGF continues to drive the Christian-hate train at full speed: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42524_Wingnut_Christian_Voyagers_Who_Were_Lost_in_the_Pacific_Plan_to_Do_It_Again

    So classy and at a time when Christians are being persecuted, attacked and murdered daily in the land of his most favorite religion EVAH!!

    He’s a real moderate. If moderate = hate mongering idiot.

    https://www.google.com/#q=Christians+being+killed
    Search Results
    1. Christians Being Slaughtered in Egypt by Radical Islamists – Townhall
    townhall.com/…/christians-being-slaughtered-in-egypt-by-radical-islamis…‎

    o Cached
    Aug 19, 2013 – Christians Being Slaughtered in Egypt by Radical Islamists – Katie Pavlich: The violence in Egypt is raging and it isn’t simply.
    2. News for Christians being killed

    1. Christians in Egypt being killed if they can’t pay ‘jizya’ protection tax
    The Global Dispatch ‎- 2 days ago
    Muslims in southern Egypt killed two Christian men for failing to pay them protection money. Muslims in the area are demanding Christians pay …
    2. Jihadists ‘killed, threatened Christians’ in Syrian town of Maalula
    NEWS.com.au‎ – 5 days ago
    3. snopes.com: Christian Woman Murdered in Syria
    http://www.snopes.com › Home › Fauxtography › Politics
    6 days ago – Origins: One does not need to look far to find accounts of Christians being killed by Muslims (and others) in Syria, as that country’s Christian …
    4. In Egyptian village, Christian shops marked ahead of church attack …

    http://www.csmonitor.com/…/In-Egyptian-village-Christian-shops-mar…‎

    o Cached
    by Kristen Chick – in 133 Google+ circles
    Aug 18, 2013 – Relations between Christians and Muslims in the village, which had … are being killed by Jews and Christians,” the loudspeakers boomed, …
    5. BREAKING NEWS: Egypt Christians Among Over 500 Killed …
    http://www.religiousfreedomcoalition.org/…/breaking-news-egypt-christians-a…‎

    o Cached
    Aug 15, 2013 – Minority Christians woke up in an Egypt on the verge of civil war with as … Egypt is in chaos and Christians are being murdered by Muslim …
    6. Where’s The Outrage Over CHRISTIANS Being Killed? | CNS News
    cnsnews.com/blog/pete…/wheres-outrage-over-christians-being-killed‎

    o Cached
    Jun 25, 2012 – There was something about the way Hillary Clinton said it that touched a nerve.
    7. Egypt « Christian & Church Persecution – Persecution.org
    http://www.persecution.org/category/countries/africa/egypt/‎

    o Cached
    Coptic Christians Killed for Ransom in Egypt … to bring an end to this persecution or to ensure protection of the Christian minorities who are being targeted.
    8. Coptic Christians Killed for Ransom in Egypt – The Christian Post
    http://www.christianpost.com › opinion‎

    o Cached
    Sep 4, 2013 – but Christians themselves are under attack all throughout Egypt, with … If those in Egypt being kidnapped and sometimes killed for ransom …
    9. Some 100,000 Christians killed per year over faith, Vatican says …

    http://www.foxnews.com/…/vatican-spokesman-claims-100000-christi…‎

    o Cached
    by John Stossel – in 143,111 Google+ circles
    Jun 2, 2013 – A staggering 100,000 Christians are killed annually because of their faith, … of girls being targeted because of their religion, according to King.
    10. Egypt’s Christians under attack since Morsi’s ouster – USA Today
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/08/15/egypt…/2640419/‎

    o Cached
    Aug 15, 2013 – Christian churches are being burned by Muslims. ….. Christians were killed when a mob of several hundred people in the Luxor governorate …
    11. Christians Being Killed By Islamists In Egypt And Nigeria – The Inquisitr

    http://www.inquisitr.com/…/christians-being-killed-by-islamists-in-egy…‎

    o Cached
    by Wolff Bachner – in 71 Google+ circles
    Aug 21, 2012 – Commentary | Christians in Egypt and Nigeria continue to suffer at the hands of Islamists. In Egypt, Muslim mobs are rampaging through Coptic …
    Ad related to Christians being killed
    1. Christians Under Attack

  19. rightymouse
    September 16, 2013 at 7:28 pm | #58

    This guy Alexis was either a recent Muslim convert or was mentally ill. No sane person just goes ‘off’ like this without motivation, real or imagined. I’ve seen some commentary about his attraction to Buddhism – he worked at a Thai restaurant in Texas. I’d be hard pressed to believe Buddhism had anything to do with the guy going bonkers like this. It’s a pacifist religion. My 02 cents.

    • The Osprey
      September 16, 2013 at 7:38 pm | #59

      Was he a Sunni Buddhist or a Shiite Buddhist?

      • rightymouse
        September 16, 2013 at 7:41 pm | #60

        Neither. Say three ‘Hail Mary’s’ and wash your mouth out with soap. :)

  20. rightymouse
    September 16, 2013 at 7:50 pm | #61

    For what it’s worth, the Daily Mail has extensive coverage. Remember that it’s still early and a lot of this is still speculation.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421980/REVEALED-Gunman-34-murdered-TWELVE-injured-15-Washington-Navy-Yard-rampage-decorated-petty-officer-left-military-2011-previous-gun-charge.html

  21. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 8:38 pm | #62

    Looks like another mental case, with a history of crap behavior. Wonder what set him off.

    • Because Milyo
      September 16, 2013 at 9:29 pm | #63

      Fox sluts?

  22. dwells38
    September 16, 2013 at 8:43 pm | #64

    Chunk has a hilarious pattern.

    First, post a Christian hating piece
    2nd, comment on how the universe could make Christians so stupid that they don’t even know how stupid they are er something. But there they are looking and acting stupid.
    3rd – hey looky – neato retard LGF feature you never wanted so you can pretend I’m not using you to click my adds and maybe hit the tip jar so this whole thing isn’t a total loss.
    4th – hey looky – neato photo any moron can look up on the interwebz
    5th – deign to respond to some idiot about the photo only to try and showboat and one-ups that you know more about photography.
    6th – post a non value-add cut paste about news of the day (in this case the Navy yard massacre)
    7th – find something statist to marvel at such as the NSA’s fucking boring organizational structure chart and call it neato!

    Wash, rinse, repeat, penis, penis, penis.

  23. windbag
    September 16, 2013 at 8:46 pm | #65

    Okay, I was going to call bull on that, but checked out urban dictionary first. I think their definition validates her point.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=safe%20haven

    • Minnow
      September 16, 2013 at 10:29 pm | #66

      Now that, right there, is funny! LGF is a good place to take a (verbal) shit….

  24. Because WTF?
    September 16, 2013 at 9:31 pm | #67
    • September 16, 2013 at 10:19 pm | #68

      This interview completely puts my mind at ease about the surveillance state. Thank you Charles.

    • livefreeor die
      September 16, 2013 at 11:18 pm | #69

      Is that like dehumanizing all Republicans and conservatives? You know, by harping on creationism as if all of the right believe in it? Or calling people with a knowledge of real science who question the AGW “research” deniers?
      Using Chunkle’s favorite brush, he dehumanizes groups of people so he is just like Glenn Greenwald which means he is a Nazi and stuff.

      • Arachne
        September 17, 2013 at 9:40 am | #70

        He might want to check in with the Muslims, Blacks and Latinos on the LEFT. They believe in creationism as well. I believe that we can say, since he disagrees with minorities, that he is raaaaacist.

  25. OLT’s Yes, Living Room
    September 16, 2013 at 10:07 pm | #71

    windbag :
    Okay, I was going to call bull on that, but checked out urban dictionary first. I think their definition validates her point.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=safe%20haven

    I recommend the floor or the coffee table.

  26. OLT’s The Show Of The Fox News Sluts
    September 16, 2013 at 10:10 pm | #72

    Because Milyo :
    Fox sluts?

    There is … a channel … on TeeVee
    It’s fuuulll of lyyyyyinnng sluuuuuuts
    And they’ve BEEN the ruin
    Of many a young boy
    And God knows
    Every bad guy
    Is one

  27. ISTE
    September 16, 2013 at 10:14 pm | #73

    No new graphs.

    Oh well.

    • OLT’s Conic Sections
      September 16, 2013 at 10:24 pm | #74

      I had a hyperbole, but it got way out of hand.

      • Octopus
        September 16, 2013 at 11:01 pm | #75

        I had Steffi Graf Spee, but I must have misplaced it.

      • Pakimon
        September 17, 2013 at 5:38 am | #76

        I was going to use the Admiral Graf Spee but I scuttled it because the British Navy blasted a bunch of big holes in it.

  28. Minnow
    September 16, 2013 at 10:38 pm | #77

    Wow….. how hip. How edgy…. Fatass tweets the music he is playing! I can just imagine the number of people (say 2 or 3) who fall all over themselves trying to achieve the magical ambiance that his “stream” is creating. We know one of those is Kurt… with his Mom (painting figurines and knitting). The other two? Probably that idiot Protard whatever his name is – and the other one is Gus.

    • Octopus
      September 16, 2013 at 10:56 pm | #78

      FWIW, he’s not actually playing any of the shitty “music” he promotes with the #nowplaying nonsense. It’s just another desperate attempt to get Amazon hits, by begging you to follow the link, such as “http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001QSEFXS/?tag=littlegreenfo-20″ (do NOT follow that link, unless you are in desperate need of sleep-inducing muzak from some closeted artiste) :roll:

    • ISpeakJive
      September 16, 2013 at 10:59 pm | #79

      It was pretty funny, back in the day, when he started posting what he was listening to, people would wonder how to turn the speaker on to hear the song, which was reasonable. When he told them it wasn’t streaming, he just felt like the world needed to know what he was listening to, ( and eating and drinking and taking pictures of) it was a mini red-flag: Serious megalomaniac!!!!!!.

  29. livefreeor die
    September 16, 2013 at 11:19 pm | #80

    By the way,
    has Protard Liberal been seen around the Swamp today?
    Just wondering…

    • ISpeakJive
      September 17, 2013 at 12:19 am | #81

      I always got the impression he was closer to the albino end of the complexion spectrum.

      • Octopus
        September 17, 2013 at 12:43 am | #82

        Yes, he is. Very pale, and thin as a rail. But full of rage and bad thoughts, balanced by angst and loneliness. Planning his next move, as we speak. Luckily, the FBI is onto him. :)

  30. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo
    September 16, 2013 at 11:33 pm | #83

    Power to the penis penis penis LOL

    • Minnow
      September 17, 2013 at 12:32 am | #84

      Gripping.

    • Octopus
      September 17, 2013 at 12:55 am | #85

      That was a John Lennon song, back in the hippie days. Very stirring. Stirring in the pants. :lol:

      • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo
        September 17, 2013 at 7:33 am | #86

        ohhhhhh yoko yoko yoko LOL

    • Because Milyo
      September 17, 2013 at 9:59 am | #87

      Oysters.

  31. Octopus
    September 17, 2013 at 12:52 am | #88

    The ever-shifting paranoid craziness of Chunky’s politics and personal feuds, the brief friendships and bitter betrayals, along with his own outing and doxing behavior on people who donated their time and money to building his rotten blog, all came to mind when I came across this quote in a book I’m reading about the Kosovo bombing-and-peacekeeping mission of the Gay Nineties:

    Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
    – Saadi, Persian poet (1184 – 1291)

    Words to live by.

    • Because Milyo
      September 17, 2013 at 10:04 am | #89

      Reza was offended.

  32. Bunk X
    September 17, 2013 at 1:40 am | #90

    Why I follow Gus…

    • Pakimon
      September 17, 2013 at 5:46 am | #91

      Another example of Chunky’s “How many tweets does it take to get to the center of attention? Let’s find out!” Twitter method. :lol:

      • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo
        September 17, 2013 at 7:35 am | #92

        and the answer is “one more tweet”

  33. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo
    September 17, 2013 at 7:33 am | #93

    I had a dream last night that gus got a job and worked 65 hours a week, busting his ass and then he saw his paycheck and saw how uncle sam stole his money to give it to guys like gus and he was pissed

    then I woke up and realized that I am the first gus and gus is still gus

  34. Because Milyo
    September 17, 2013 at 11:01 am | #94

    LGF is a safe haven from those AR-15 shotguns.

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