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I don’t see how Assad “wins” because he isn’t being removed.

September 15, 2013

This Twitter exchange shows that Charles Johnson is just like Charles Johnson.

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Keep spinning Chuck!

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  1. Arachne
    September 15, 2013 at 9:49 pm | #1

    Typical jump in front and think you’re leading the parade.
    Chuck adds nothing to a discussion and now believes he’s a military strategist.
    Now waiting for his phone call from the Military Channel to guest host.

  2. Because dudebro
    September 15, 2013 at 10:17 pm | #2

    “I win”

    - S Hussein, after learning that Bush I wasn’t going to remove him from power.

    Fucktwats need to understand the Arab/Islamic mind. It don’t work like the murcan mind.

  3. Doppel B. DeMilyo
    September 15, 2013 at 10:18 pm | #3

    Gobshite

  4. Because dudebro
    September 15, 2013 at 10:21 pm | #4

    Even the hard left MSM is conceding the point. Now it’s “what does it matter?”.

    http://freebeacon.com/cnns-crowley-do-we-really-care-that-russia-got-the-diplomatic-edge/

  5. Doppel B. DeMilyo
    September 15, 2013 at 10:22 pm | #5

    Charles is a doctor
    Charles is a legal scholar
    Charles is a climate scientist
    Charles is a military expert
    Yet
    Charles can’t thaw a fucking piece of fish without help

    • Because dudebro
      September 15, 2013 at 10:26 pm | #6

      He can’t hit the toity without help. Granted, he can’t see the peter.

      • Doppel B. DeMilyo
        September 15, 2013 at 11:02 pm | #7

        It bid him adieu

    • Arachne
      September 15, 2013 at 10:56 pm | #8

      He’s also a fake. Everything he’s known for was someone else’s work.

      • Because dudebro
        September 15, 2013 at 11:06 pm | #9

        “Piddle Green Footballs. It’s only me.”

    • dwells38
      September 16, 2013 at 8:50 am | #10

      You forgot cyber security expert due to being a nerd and a geek and designing his own slow-to-load blog.

  6. September 15, 2013 at 11:44 pm | #11

    Bob Cesca is an Obama apologist, is anti-Greenwald, hates Ron Paul, enjoys straw man arguments, and can retort as well as an inanimate object. Chunky and Bob need to have a Cheetos-themed wedding.

    • Because dudebro
      September 15, 2013 at 11:53 pm | #12

      Which one is the ‘girl’?

      • Octopus
        September 15, 2013 at 11:56 pm | #13

        The girl is the one screaming, “Alla-hoo Ack-bar,” while he’s getting poked in the bum. Yeah, it’s our Fatass. More cushion for better pushin’.

  7. JimboXL
    September 15, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #14

    “…would be wildly unpopular”? I’d call 92% opposition to any action wildly unpopular.

  8. Voltaire’s Crack
    September 16, 2013 at 12:58 am | #15

    Arachne :
    Typical jump in front and think you’re leading the parade.
    Chuck adds nothing to a discussion and now believes he’s a military strategist.
    Now waiting for his phone call from the Military Channel to guest host.

    The 77th trombone strikes again.

    • Bunk X
      September 16, 2013 at 1:48 am | #16

      :D

    • Doppel B. DeMilyo
      September 16, 2013 at 6:50 am | #17

      Ha!!

      AKA the skin flute

    • Because dudebro
      September 16, 2013 at 10:54 am | #18

      It takes a heckuva jazz player to tweet his ‘bone.

  9. September 16, 2013 at 6:27 am | #20

    Let the U.N. take care of everything. What could possibly go wrong? Maybe a replay of the Saddam Hussein drama? Telling Bashar Assad where inspections will be with plenty of time left for him to move everything to another location? Naaaaah.

    • Octopus
      September 16, 2013 at 7:53 am | #21

      History stutters…

      • Because dudebro
        September 16, 2013 at 10:55 am | #22

        And farts.

  10. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 7:57 am | #23

    Chunky will never be ready to graduate to “Time Advanced.” :(

    http://www.theonion.com/video/time-announces-new-version-of-magazine-aimed-at-ad,17950/

  11. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 8:06 am | #24

    Lolwut :lol:

    She just gets schmarter und schmarter.

  12. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 8:11 am | #25

    This bit of climate-y glurge from Media Matters is too important for Fatass to pass up.

    http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/09/13/middle-school-kids-may-soon-know-more-about-cli/195876

    The misinformation and weasel-wordage in this piece is stunning, even for MM, which is where Chunky gets his waddling orders every morning.

  13. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 8:22 am | #26

    Asswipe cultural-maven Fatass thinks there’s something new (and old) about episodic TV shows. :lol:

    @Gingersnap195 Yup, it’s a very old concept. Allows much deeper character development and nuance. 11 hours ago
    Shows like Breaking Bad are the modern version of serial novels. Like Vernor Vinge in Analog Science Fiction. 11 hours ago

    Or…like every dramatic TV series since Edison invented electricity…

    • Arachne
      September 16, 2013 at 9:36 am | #27

      Firm grasp on the obvious, no?

    • ISpeakJive
      September 16, 2013 at 10:02 am | #28

      He’s an expert at screenwriting, too!

    • Because dudebro
      September 16, 2013 at 10:58 am | #29

      He’s into that milyo.

  14. Doppel milyo milyo
    September 16, 2013 at 9:34 am | #30

    ICYMI

    Charles is still #rumpswab

  15. Doppel milyo milyo
    • Because dudebro
      September 16, 2013 at 11:28 am | #32

      Here’s our problem with talking about race in a nutshell:

      “A woman who gave her name as Terry Durham said that as she and co-workers were evacuating, she saw a man down the hall raise a rifle and fire toward them, hitting a wall. “He was tall. He appeared to be dark-skinned,” she said.

      “He was a tall black guy,” said her co-worker, Todd Brundage, who is black.”

      Whites are terrorized of stating plain obvious facts. If you want the simple truth, you have to ask a black guy, who’s allowed to speak the truth.

      • Doppel milyo milyo
        September 16, 2013 at 11:36 am | #33

        and he was just “thanking God”….is now how pussy whites refer to terrorists shouting allahu akhbar as they kill you

      • ISpeakJive
        September 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm | #34

        CNN quoted the same guy, but not the part about him being black. It said the shooter was bald with a medium complexion.

        Somewhere in between an albino and Mike Tyson. That’s helpful.

      • Octopus
        September 16, 2013 at 12:06 pm | #35

        An albino Mike Tyson would be a scary character, indeed. :shock:

  16. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 11:23 am | #36

    Snap Prediction: Christian fundies!

    • Doppel milyo milyo
      September 16, 2013 at 11:37 am | #37

      Dominionists in black face!

    • rightymouse
      September 16, 2013 at 11:57 am | #38

      Workplace violence.

      • Octopus
        September 16, 2013 at 12:09 pm | #39

        Bitter-clinger, Tea Party old white men.

      • Octopus
        September 16, 2013 at 12:10 pm | #40

        …in black-face, singing, “Mammy.”

  17. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 12:02 pm | #41

    Something about this story reminded me of Chunky, or one of his Inner Circle…what could it be? :lol:

    http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/video?clipId=9257664&autoStart=true

    • Octopus
      September 16, 2013 at 12:02 pm | #42

      Note: There is no “Outer Circle.” :lol:

  18. rightymouse
    September 16, 2013 at 12:27 pm | #43

    ISpeakJive :
    CNN quoted the same guy, but not the part about him being black. It said the shooter was bald with a medium complexion.
    Somewhere in between an albino and Mike Tyson. That’s helpful.

    I saw that at CNN too when I went to see what spin they’d have on the shootings. Sure enough, they have someone quoted as saying that one shooter was of medium complexion. I had to laugh. What a bunch of jokes.

    • Octopus
      September 16, 2013 at 1:01 pm | #44

      Obama is medium-complected, due to his mixed-race heritage. Obama needed a distraction from his scandals, diplomatic incompetence, the twin-trainwrecks of the economy and Obamacare, and the rest of his failures. The shooter was medium-complected.
      Ipso fatso…do the algebra.

  19. Octopus
    September 16, 2013 at 12:56 pm | #45

    “Stone the gay away” is the preferred method of reform in Muslim lands.

  20. rightymouse
    September 16, 2013 at 1:56 pm | #46
  21. Because Chucky steps in teh stupid
    September 16, 2013 at 2:25 pm | #47
    • ISpeakJive
      September 16, 2013 at 2:30 pm | #48

      He HAS to know they aren’t all allowed to walk around armed on bases these days. We learned this during the Fort Hood shooting. Shooters generally shoot where they know nobody will shoot back.
      Ignorance or malice on Chunks part?

      • September 16, 2013 at 2:32 pm | #49

        Both, I believe.

      • Doppel milyo milyo
        September 16, 2013 at 2:36 pm | #50

        I don’t give him credit for knowing ANYTHING. not a fucking thing. Zip.
        This is the fool that needs to ask his blog how to thaw out a piece of Trader Joe’s fish.

        and one more thing: Many times he knows facts but completely ignores them because they don’t support his moonbat agenda.
        Useful idiots like Charles ” Icarus” fuckface are far far more dangerous to this country than any rogue loon with a firearm.

      • Minnow
        September 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm | #51

        I think that Chunks multiple chins have sucked the precious bodily fluids out of his brain.

    • Because He gets called on teh stupid, keeps digging
      September 16, 2013 at 2:40 pm | #52
  22. Doppel milyo milyo
    September 16, 2013 at 2:37 pm | #53

    Octopus :
    An albino Mike Tyson would be a scary character, indeed.

    has anybody seen Lee Thomas from Detroit fox 2 news morning show?

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