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Charles Johnson’s Latest Conspiracy: David Sirota Is A Rightwing Plant

July 18, 2013

The Obama Loyalist has concocted a strange conspiracy theory about a Leftist critic of the President. He now accuses David Sirota of being a Rightwing plant.

Siroat is an Undercover Righty

Charles Johnson’s conspiracy theories are just pale copies of those of Alex Jones.  I fully expect Charles to accuse Sirota of being tied to Ron Paul or Nazis.

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  1. doppel milyo
    July 18, 2013 at 6:31 pm | #1

    the difference between Charles and Alex jones is about 10 million followers.

    Alex is a loon, but I give him credit for getting out there into the fray.
    Charles does battle from his 800 square foot shit pit in CULVER CITY.

  2. JimboXL
    July 18, 2013 at 8:09 pm | #2

    Who would pretend to be a full-time Dim? Maybe if you’re a crony capitalist with a fake solar business who needs some kickbacks from the cronies in the Obama administration. Other than that, why bother?

  3. Because Bacon
    July 18, 2013 at 8:11 pm | #3

    David who?

    Charles who?

  4. Shit Bitch Please
    July 18, 2013 at 8:13 pm | #4

    Shit, Bitch, please. There is no such thing as a far left libertarian, with or without a slash. The two are diametrically opposed. Libertarians believe in the free market, at times to the extreme. The far left hates capitalism with a passion. The only thing they have in common is a dislike for Obama because they both value privacy.

    Thing is, Icky – you toss these labels around as if you know what you’re talking about and it only exposes your lack of understanding/knowledge. Finding common ground with others with whom you usually disagree isn’t some merging of political ideologies, it’s simply finding common ground. For example: this blog, where people from all political affiliations find ripping you a new one to be a point where we all agree.

    • Because Bacon
      July 18, 2013 at 8:31 pm | #5

      And that goes double for that charlatan Cass Sunstein.

    • doppel milyo
      July 18, 2013 at 8:52 pm | #6

      confederate hats
      Nazi Tennessee flags
      menu boards
      huge democrat gains in 2010 mid term elections
      weiner’s dick pic could be dickarus

      Since when does reality apply to Charles?

  5. beeeeeeed
    July 18, 2013 at 8:34 pm | #7

    Crapitalist assholsters.

    • Because Bacon
      July 18, 2013 at 9:14 pm | #8

      Creepy Asscrackers. Crappy Eescrackers. Crappy Asscreepers. Etc.

      • ISpeakJive
        July 18, 2013 at 10:30 pm | #9

        My new vanity plate.

      • July 18, 2013 at 10:34 pm | #10

        I resemble that remark.

      • Bunk X
        July 19, 2013 at 11:38 am | #11

        Assy Creekercrappers

      • Because Creepy Asscrack
        July 19, 2013 at 1:47 pm | #12

        Creepy assburgers.

        Now we’re getting closer to the swamp critters.

  6. Shit Bitch Please, A Moby Says What?
    July 18, 2013 at 8:40 pm | #13

    How the hell can we be certain Icarus isn’t the Moby trying to discredit all bloggers by being the world’s largest douche bag?

  7. Shit Bitch Please
    July 18, 2013 at 8:53 pm | #14

    This is a VB page Icky tweeted. Apparently it’s “celebrating” to point out that Detroit went bankrupt under Democratic leadership.

    • LGFisputrid
      July 18, 2013 at 9:00 pm | #15

      I think it’s funny he used the word derp. It shows he knows what a joke his minions are too.

      • Because Bacon
        July 18, 2013 at 9:15 pm | #16

        FOAD derp bam.

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 10:21 am | #17

      I thought Prezdint Putz SAVED Detroit – wasn’t his big speech before the election last year all about how he single-handed rescued Detroit from the brink!

      Except he didn’t. No one’s celebrating, asshole. Schadenfreude maybe.

  8. Because Creepy Asscrack
    July 18, 2013 at 9:35 pm | #18
  9. Stabby
    July 18, 2013 at 9:58 pm | #19

    I’m sorta in oxycodone withdrawl now that my wisdom teeth aren’t hurting too much for ibprophen.

    Anyway the best thing I did for it today was to watch Steven Colbert interviewing Jerry Sinfeld. The part where they went overtime on the internet had me laughing sooo hard. Go watch. Or maybe I just have my standards lowered by being a (for a week now) drug addict.

    • Grinning Cat
      July 18, 2013 at 10:48 pm | #20

      The stuff they gave me when I had my wisdom teeth out just made me sleepy…I haven’t heard of any “everything is funny” side effects. But I just may go check that out.

    • beeeeeeed
      July 19, 2013 at 12:20 am | #21

      Congratulations on new teeth!

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 10:59 am | #22

      Your oral surgeon was kinder than mine – all I got was Percocet.

      • Bunk X
        July 19, 2013 at 11:42 am | #23

        I got Percodan. I had very little pain, so I took them with me to college and sold them and bought some 33-1/3rds.

      • Stabby
        July 19, 2013 at 3:39 pm | #24

        Percocet IS oxycodone with acetaminophen.

        Same thing I have.

  10. Shit Bitch Please, Pass the Paleo-KoolAid
    July 18, 2013 at 10:35 pm | #25

    Lawmakers of both parties expressed deep skepticism Wednesday about the government’s bulk collection of Americans’ telephone records and threatened not to renew the legislative authority that has been used to sanction a program described as “off the tracks legally.”

    The backlash appeared to focus on the concern that the Obama administration’s interpretation of its powers far exceeds what lawmakers intended. At a hearing of the House Judiciary Committee, lawmakers forcefully pressed officials from the National Security Agency, the Justice Department, the FBI and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence to justify the government’s collection and storage of the communications records of vast numbers of Americans.


    Looks like Obama finally managed to generate some bi-partisan cooperation, which poses a problem for Icarus. It is going to grow increasingly difficult to spin this as a conspiracy or claim there is some paleo-contrived-merger-of-political-theory-labels-go-here bullshit. In the end, the smart money is on “RACISM!”

  11. Pakimon
    July 18, 2013 at 10:43 pm | #26

    The Ponytailed Emopotamus is equating the Far Left with Libertarians?

    I think Chunkles has figured out away to use Cheetos instead of cocaine to make crack and it’s party time in Culver City. :lol:

    • Because Creepy Asscrack
      July 18, 2013 at 11:37 pm | #27

      What do you get when you mix Robitussin and Mt. Dew?

      If the other stuff is ‘lean’ I guess this would have to be called ‘fat’.

      • osprey1
        July 20, 2013 at 12:26 pm | #28

        Robitussin, Mt. Dew and Cheetos. Otherwise known as “yella drank” in the ghettos of Culver City.

  12. Shit Bitch Please, LOL
    July 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm | #29

    She believes in science, and Icarus retweeted her, but she can’t figure out her grammatical mistake. LOL

    • Shit Bitch Please, Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That
      July 18, 2013 at 11:03 pm | #30

      You’re fucking right, WordPress. I did already say that. Take it up with your fucked up filter system, not me, Bitch

      I’m cranky and need a drink now. My apologies.

    • Because Creepy Asscrack
      July 18, 2013 at 11:38 pm | #31

      Not just grammar, but logic. Think about it. I believe in ___ because ___ doesn’t give a shit what I believe in?


      • Shit Bitch Please
        July 19, 2013 at 12:04 am | #32

        Wasn’t it Icarus who insisted science was not a belief system? But there he is retweeting that it is.

    • JimboXL
      July 18, 2013 at 11:54 pm | #33

      It looks like a child doodled that, fitting perfectly with their mentality.

      The only thing missing from that tweet is the closing, “Science be praised.”

      • Because Creepy Asscrack
        July 19, 2013 at 12:04 am | #34

        I think ‘Darwin Ackbar’ takes care of that.

    • beeeeeeed
      July 19, 2013 at 12:23 am | #35

      I believe in grammar, sushi and Jesus Christ. I do two out of three real good.

      • Shit Bitch Please
        July 19, 2013 at 12:44 am | #36

        Two out of three ain’t bad, or so I’ve heard.

    • Medchemmer
      July 19, 2013 at 8:06 am | #37

      Well she’s not a scientist then because at scientific conferences, I hear the phrase, “We believe that…”, more than I hear it at church.

  13. Shit Bitch Please, LOL
    July 18, 2013 at 10:59 pm | #38
  14. Shit Bitch Please
    July 18, 2013 at 11:01 pm | #39

    Fine. Filter my clarification.

  15. LGFisputrid
    July 18, 2013 at 11:06 pm | #40

    Is Fem Nazi vying for chucks attention?

    “The truth is, making the movie was a really traumatic experience. I suspect I may have developed some mild PTSD.” This is how filmmaker Alexander Perlman describes shooting Lot Lizard, his hypnotic new documentary about truck stop prostitution. While his claim might sound hyperbolic—or like a canny bit of marketing—it rings true: He logged thousands of miles and hundreds of hours to make the film, braving roach motels, crack highs, and homicidal pimps. Indeed, what Perlman captures in Lot Lizard is visceral and harrowing.
    … .

    • Shit Bitch Please, You Can’t Make That Shit Up
      July 18, 2013 at 11:14 pm | #41

      And it’s called Lot Lizard? That is not only ironic, it’s priceless.

      • LGFisputrid
        July 19, 2013 at 12:37 am | #42


  16. ISpeakJive
    July 18, 2013 at 11:09 pm | #43

    I don’t have a clue who David Sirota is, but why would a leftist want to discredit the left?
    Can it be explained?

  17. Shit Bitch Please, WTF
    July 18, 2013 at 11:19 pm | #44

    Three twitter clarifications have been posted and one showed up before it disappeared. I don’t get it. If anyone is that curious, just follow the twitter links.

  18. JimboXL
    July 18, 2013 at 11:49 pm | #45

    So this is the part where team Obama releases the slogan, “Bin Laden is dead, Detroit is dead.”. All these billions upon billions Obama, Dims, and the DOPe have spent and we haven’t one grand structure to show for it.

    Is it me or does it look more like the backstory to Robocop actually coming true? The remaining police in Detroit will probably all be driving 1980s Ford Taureses soon enough.

  19. Elrag
    July 18, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #46

    Because the guy who goes on long-winded, idiotic rants about “white privilege” every time a shooting or bombing happens is exactly who I think of when I hear “right-wing.” And Sirota links several people saying the same thing as him, as if there needs to be a vast right-wing conspiracy.

  20. Shit Bitch Please
    July 19, 2013 at 12:16 am | #47

    FYI Admins of DOD: Earlier I was reading the link for 15,780 Banned LGFers and the link with the excel list no longer works. Just thought I’d mention it so it can be corrected, for posterity’s sake.

    • July 19, 2013 at 2:53 pm | #48

      I think I fixed it. Thanks. It was a casualty of the url changeover.

      We’ve got all kinds of busted links because of that, but I tried to fix the important ones.

      • Shit Bitch Please
        July 19, 2013 at 7:05 pm | #49

        I and Posterity thank you.

  21. beeeeeeed
    July 19, 2013 at 12:31 am | #50

    By Goliath this blog is deader than ISTE’s double-tailed spermia.

    • Shit Bitch Please
      July 19, 2013 at 12:50 am | #51

      So, you do grammar and sushi well then?

      • beeeeeeed
        July 19, 2013 at 1:52 am | #52

        On the rodanise scale I’m a 7.5.

  22. Pakimon
    July 19, 2013 at 6:02 am | #53

    Rodannaise is an important condiment for any grammatical sandwich.

    • Because Creepy Asscrack
      July 19, 2013 at 10:10 am | #54

      It goes well on grammatical salads, too. With some protons.

  23. Pakimon
    July 19, 2013 at 6:05 am | #55

    It’s party time let get high! OMG Everybody high!

    • Doppel Milyo
      July 19, 2013 at 9:02 am | #56

      let’s just say Octopus and I live in the detroit area and we know how it is.

      60 years of liberalism and corruption and the logical conclusion:

      Detroit is like your blog Charles. You both drove out all the people with jobs and dispisable income.
      You are broke like Detroit.

      so just STFU about Detroit. It’s a fucking mess of it’s own making.
      As usual you are uninformed and barking gobshite!

      • Because Creepy Asscrack
        July 19, 2013 at 10:36 am | #57
  24. Pakimon
    July 19, 2013 at 6:09 am | #58

    15 minutes goes by and Chunky is compelled to tweet that same Bog link again. This time with heapin’ helpin’ of derp! That’ll get those blog hits rolling in! :lol:

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 11:36 am | #59

      “the first time a major American city has fallen”

      Bitch – ever hear of New York – 1970′s?

  25. Pakimon
    July 19, 2013 at 6:15 am | #60

    28 minutes later and the “amazing festival of derp” becomes a massive party!

    “F**k retweets you stupid assholes!” shouts the Ponytailed Emopotamus as he wallows in the throes of utter peevishness, “I need blog hits and hit the damn tip jar! My Cheetos supplies are running low!”

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 10:23 am | #61

      Someone tell Fatass we know,. We knew yesterday when we got it from the interwebz – I doubt anyone was waiting for Fatass to tell them.

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 11:34 am | #62

      If I wasn’t blocked and in danger of the reply trap, I’d love to tweet back – “Do you think we missed it the first three times you tweeted this?”

    • dwells38
      July 19, 2013 at 11:53 am | #63

      I looked at the tweets. More like mockery and a little gloating. And why not? This is what those on the right who put their faith in free market Capitalism and not social engineered business bullying unfunded Teh Stupid have been saying is going to happen all along. I wouldn’t be surprised if Chunk’s own little Culver City is teetering on the brink along with most cities in California. Any place rife with public unions is where this is going to happen because the unions negotiate themselves luxuriant benefits out of pension funds that were supposed to be making stupidly optomistic returns that of course, haven’t materialized.

      • Because Creepy Asscrack
        July 19, 2013 at 12:02 pm | #64

        And the stupid returns didn’t happen because the lefties pissed all over the economy. This is what you get when when leftists sleep in their own piss.

    • dwells38
      July 19, 2013 at 12:01 pm | #65

      Another example of leftwing self inflicted foot shooting is the demand that Walmart increase it’s pay to it’s unskilled workers by 50% in DC. So Walmart has now decided it’s too expensive to open any more stores there. They were going to be hiring another 1800. This is what lib run municipality gets you. I wouldn’t be surprised if Holder trumps up some reason to come after them out of spite and Oblamey has to nationalize them. They filtered lies about faulty Toyota accelerators in order to benefit GM. They’re capable of anything.

  26. Pakimon
    July 19, 2013 at 6:18 am | #66

    I see an ‘ICYMI” in 5..4..3..2..1 :lol:

  27. Pakimon
    July 19, 2013 at 6:41 am | #67

    In a rare exclusive, I’ve unearthed footage of Ludwig observing his very first panty shot exhibited by a FOX News Slut!

    It was a “transformative” moment for him. :lol:


    *GIF blatantly stolen borrowed from that Bunky guy’s blog. :grin:

  28. dwells38
    July 19, 2013 at 9:24 am | #68

    Pakimon :It’s party time let get high! OMG Everybody high!

    Detroit Goes Bankrupt, Wingnuts Celebrate lgf.bz/14jLFmi— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 19, 2013

    Obama’s going to bail out the Detroit city unions and pay all their unfunded pensions with taxpayer money. And he’ll screw the investors that lent Detroit billions. It’s the proggy way and Chunky’s so proud of it because it’s moderate and pragmatic.

  29. Because Creepy Asscrack
    July 19, 2013 at 10:08 am | #69

    Medchemmer :
    Well she’s not a scientist then because at scientific conferences, I hear the phrase, “We believe that…”, more than I hear it at church.

    Those are the good scientists. The ones who are sure of themselves are the charlatans.

  30. Zeus Crankypants
    July 19, 2013 at 10:34 am | #70

    David Sirota is located here in the Denver area… he’s lived here for quite a while… and he is about as far left as they come.

    “From 2009 to 2012, Sirota was the morning host at the Denver progressive talk station KKZN. Sirota also guest hosted for Thom Hartmann and Norman Goldman. On July 16, 2012, Sirota moved to sister station KHOW to co-host an afternoon drive program with former George W. Bush administration FEMA director Michael D. Brown, The Rundown with Sirota and Brown. As of January 7, 2013, he no longer works at Clear Channel Denver, and the show is now called The Michael Brown Show.”

    If he’s a right wing plant, then he’s done a real good job of staying undercover.


    Charles is loosing his mind.

  31. dwells38
    July 19, 2013 at 12:26 pm | #71

    Then he was doubly wrong if he meant bailing out GM would save Detroit. Oblamey’s incapable of doing anything other than blame Bush and sprinkle money borrowed from the taxpayer’s credit card around to his cronies. And enact business killing laws like Obamascare. Oh and become needlessly entangled in race baiting politics. Even Chris Christie had to make a basket for him so he could win a prize :)

    Charles Johnson Thu, Jul 18, 2013 5:29:52pm replyquote
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    What an amazing festival of pure derp.
    Of course people like Malkin and Erickson are well aware that when Obama said “we won’t let Detroit go bankrupt” he was talking about the auto industry. They just need to supply their knuckle-dragging followers with their rage fixes – that’s all that matters.

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 1:50 pm | #72

      Really Fatass? Would that you were so generous with those that disagree with you since you seem to hold them to the precise meaning of their words. He said DETROIT. Period. Of course, feel free to list the other successful industries based in Detroit, if you will. And no, Megatron and the Lions do not count.

      • Because Creepy Asscrack
        July 19, 2013 at 2:17 pm | #73

        And it never occurs to any of these Einsteins to ask the obvious: why Detroit? Why not Houston?

        As all these Californian cities fiscally collapse around him…

  32. dwells38
    July 19, 2013 at 12:38 pm | #74

    Wow. How far we’ve come from the old LGF. WTF dude! Nice nonsense strawman. Detroit is a liberal hellhole. That’s the problem. The policies of wealth redistribution always scare off the wealth. And Ward Churchill would have become a prominent liberal icon if he hadn’t been found to be a fraud. And he would have kept saying hateful things and you jackasses would have kept applauding because I still liberals claiming we’re the root cause of radical Islam. I wonder if old Ward is kicking himself now for not trying the 1/32nd Cherokee family high cheekbone con. Who woulda thunk such lameness actually worked for someone!

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    re: #39 engineer cat
    Liberal utopia Detroit
    what a peculiar idea
    where do they get these notions from?
    The thinking works like this.
    All Liberal Utopias go bankrupt.
    Detroit went bankrupt, therefore it must have been a liberal utopia.
    Therefore all liberal utopias go bankrupt.
    Circular logic? Oh, my, yes. Same thing made Wade Churchill a Liberal Icon:
    Liberal Icons say hateful things.
    Wade Churchill said a hateful thing, therefore Wade Churchill is a Liberal Icon.
    Therefore, Liberal Icons say hateful things.

    • Doppel B DeMilyo
      July 19, 2013 at 2:45 pm | #75

      Lizards say gobshite. Lizards are leftists.

      Not circular logic.

      Just logic.

  33. dwells38
    July 19, 2013 at 12:45 pm | #76

    They also gave us planned obsolescence and the Ford Pinto. Let’s not get to glossy eyed about it. And it wasn’t ran by moonbat proggies back then. And we only use the winning WWII jab for Euroweenies like Beeeeeeeeeeeed.

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    re: #47 Stanley Sea
    These people are proof of the fake American pride syndrome. They only like “their” America. The rest can just fuck off.
    Yeah, Detroit is not the real America to these feces flingers, despite having a produced an amazing percentage of the material, and largely originated the methods, that crushed the Axis in World War2. At one point, Ford’s Willow Run plant in Detroit was delivering B-24 bombers at the rate of one an hour.

    • Because Creepy Asscrack
      July 19, 2013 at 1:03 pm | #77

      Let’s not forget when Ralf Nader was making his career (get it? ‘car’eer?) off of the Corvair. Back then, GM was the big, bad ExxonMobil.

      It’s like Reagan said:

      “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. ”

      It’s dead, Jim.

    • Doppel B DeMilyo
      July 19, 2013 at 2:51 pm | #78

      Jimmy from Lubbock is dumber than the cows at the stockyards.

  34. Because Creepy Asscrack
    July 19, 2013 at 1:53 pm | #79

    JimboXL :
    It looks like a child doodled that, fitting perfectly with their mentality.
    The only thing missing from that tweet is the closing, “Science be praised.”

    BTW, that illustration of an atom is nonsense, and it’s been known that it’s nonsense for 100 years. Electrons don’t orbit.

    If that kind of a cartoon is supposed to illustrate a deep understanding of science, they’re only about 100 and some years out of date.

  35. Because Ugly Racist
    July 19, 2013 at 2:29 pm | #80
    • Doppel B DeMilyo
      July 19, 2013 at 2:52 pm | #81

      Charles pens hate piece to describe hate piece

    • Arachne
      July 19, 2013 at 5:05 pm | #82

      Only five retweets, asshole? Hell, I’m a NOBODY on Twitter and I get more retweets and favorites than that.

  36. Doppel Milyo
    July 19, 2013 at 3:18 pm | #83
  37. Arachne
    July 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm | #84

    Stabby :

    Percocet IS oxycodone with acetaminophen.

    Same thing I have.

    It’s good stuff – to be sure.
    Never took it for pain – I actually saved them for nights I couldn’t sleep.

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